Are we not gonna talk how he sounds EXACLY like Dazai? Like while I'm listening to this I'm straight up thinking this is actually Dazai this guy is so talented
My #1 Asmr UA-camr has finally came back from his sick recovery! Me and the listeners here is so glad your back in good health, kooji!! 💖🎉 Edit: Aaaa!! I deleted my comment to edit somethin' and then i noticed u hearted my comment so fast- sorry!! QwQ
**sounds of breaking glass** Me who just crashed in through the window: I'M HERE 😊 BISH WHY DIDN'T WE ACCEPT HIS CHOCOLATES, MY CHOCOLATE-OBSESSED ASS COULD NEVER 😭✋🏼
I want an asmr rp where the listener is kinda like having a Stockholm Syndrome type thing… like they were terrified at first but after a while they become entirely dependent on the yandere after being isolated for so long. even if the yandere gave them a chance, they couldn’t get themselves to leave type thing idk
fr same though there are two types of scorpios: the ones that are intense and everyone wants THEM to care for their emotional needs, and the ones that are less intense but not willing to ask for care TvT
With a voice like that I would ask for bed times story's every night 😌 Also with chocolate I guarantee that you have my heart already 😔✌️I mean...who wouldn't say yes to chocolate?
Him: I made you some chocolate! THE LISTENER: *Doesn't want them* Meanwhile: *In a certain country* Civilian : *WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE-* What's ACTUALLY happening: Meh: ( yelling all the way from hell ) *WHY WOULD THEY TURN DOWN CHOCOLATE ?!?!? YOU MONSTER-* Satan: *Why do I have them again?*
Dis man is the first one of these yandere roleplay audios that gives me chills down my spine and makes me want to run in a good way ofcourse it is like the best one i have seen honestly
It's wonderful, it's a great video, but part of me just wants to laugh because one of my first thoughts when the speaking started was just, "why does this voice remind me a bit of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove", and now I can't stop thinking of Kronk doing all this audio Clearly something must be wrong with my head ;w;"'
I see so many Yandere ASMRs and in almost all of them the listener doesn't cooperate with the character. WHY? I would NEVER try to escape of someone who loves me and give me attention. Any kind of affection. I love so much this kind of love. Now,why would I run?Why would I be scared? It's free love. If it's given to you just like that,keep it, moron. You won't find it anywhere. But, ofcourse, he must be beautiful. If not, he dies first.
Realistically? A yandere would be terrifying. Sure, they can give you love and such but it'll be on their "terms" if that makes sense? They would be super obsessive and possessive. Depending which type they can be super dangerous too. Then you have the aspect of if this "affection" which can suddenly thrown onto the person too. Especially if they're being kidnapped, not consenting, etc.
![Popular yandere girl forces you to be her boyfriend [F4A] ][controlling] [toxic]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IlunZovD_XQ/mqdefault.jpg)
I’m a simple girl. I see Dazai I start paying attention. I see Kooji I ultimately click
That's exactly what I was going to say 😂
😂🥰
That’s what i’m saying
yes
😂😂
"Oh no that's duct tape- Ohp, no those are handcuffs..." PLEASE WHAT-
Yeah I couldn’t stop laughing-
GURL I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING I -
💀💀
Real it's funny
Bro me fr like sir what
Him- Talking about everything he did to my supposed crush
Also him- Gives chocolate after
Me- *All has been forgiven*
"If you have enough food, anything is forgiven"
-Grandma 2022
🤣🤣🤣
@@hellssupervisor1391 yes yes.
"you must be shy"
nah, it's just social anxiety
Helppp this comment section is killing me😭😭
Same.
im a introvert 🙍♀
Me: "I can't eat chocolate, so no I am not gonna eat it!"
Yandere is clearly upset and tries to feed me the chocolate
Me: "I'm lactose intolerant"
THIS COMMENT SENT ME TO THE FUCKING MOON 😭😭😭😭😭😭
If it’s dark chocolate you’ll be fine lol
@@Shidonmytid not a fan of that kind, too bitter.
@Shidonmytid, this feeling, when u’re luctoze intolerant and cacao intolerant
Ongggg!!! But like ill still eat it bcs its food🤓
"Nothing can come between us-" ADS
Damn it😭😭
Listener: "I don't want it"
WHAT!? YOU DON'T WANT *CHOCOLATE!?*
I WANT THE CHOCOLATE 😿
@@wave99914 WAIT I HAVE SOME HERE 🍫🍫
Bruh, I would accept the chocolate
I don’t really like chocolate, we’ll depends on the type
White chocolate- no.
Milk chocolate- Maybe?
Dark chocolate- Yes.
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't. )':
THE HEARTBEAT SCARED ME I THOUGHT IM LITERALLY FEELING AND HEARING MY OWN HEART
Same 😭
I think its in the audio, since I am hearing it too...
I actually heard my own heartbeat and thought it was the audio but when it stopped the audio had the heartbeat sound. I was terrified-
So how should I feel about hearing my own heartbeats ? 😭
This is literally what happens to me every single time😂
istg his voice is so calming
IKR
Yup
I love ur name
Ikr
The tingles- istg this is the only thing that gives me tingles. Good or bad? Who knows, I'm not complaining
*looking through the bag*
“oh nope that’s duck tape”
Me: wHat😀
Kooji’s voice suits the yandere theme so well 🥰 I can’t get enough 💜
Are we not gonna talk how he sounds EXACLY like Dazai? Like while I'm listening to this I'm straight up thinking this is actually Dazai this guy is so talented
his voice feels like heaven😫
Man..his voice is so…😍
him hanging over the chocolate, but gets rejected
meanwhile me: GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATESSSSSSS
Cucumber Approved
:O
Nice :)
🥒
🥒
cucumber Boss is here...
Listen Mr yandere kidnapper man... I'm a simple guy... I get forhead kisses and chocolate, I accept the proposal
Whynare you gay?
@@keleldlsmskkdd4727 mmmmmm men
I’d say same but you gotta add head pats
Oohh this voice is so calming and perfect! I loved the kisses, so adorable and creepy too, I would love to see a part 2 of this 👁️👄👁️❤️
Something about the kissing sound effect gets me every time. It makes this one of my favorite ASMRs
OH MY GOD Y/N JUST ACCEPT THEY GODDAMN CHOCOLATE
HELP ME ☠️
this made me laugh so hard 😭
The amount of joy these videos bring me is astonishing
My #1 Asmr UA-camr has finally came back from his sick recovery! Me and the listeners here is so glad your back in good health, kooji!! 💖🎉
Edit: Aaaa!! I deleted my comment to edit somethin' and then i noticed u hearted my comment so fast- sorry!! QwQ
Thank you very much!!
**sounds of breaking glass**
Me who just crashed in through the window: I'M HERE 😊
BISH WHY DIDN'T WE ACCEPT HIS CHOCOLATES, MY CHOCOLATE-OBSESSED ASS COULD NEVER 😭✋🏼
same
The chocolates 😭😭😭nuuuuuuu
@@IzzzSamm Same😭 I really want those chocolates :'(
Same lol
we dum
I love this his voice is so calming
I’m fall asleep bc his voice BUT I WANNA LISTEN TO IT SO WHYYY
I want an asmr rp where the listener is kinda like having a Stockholm Syndrome type thing… like they were terrified at first but after a while they become entirely dependent on the yandere after being isolated for so long. even if the yandere gave them a chance, they couldn’t get themselves to leave type thing idk
SAME😭🖐
honestly sameee
edit: i forgot i commented here but i still want this 😔
Came here because of Dazai, stayed for the ASMR bc ur voice is chefs kiss.
I WAS DOING HOMEWORK THEN I HERE ''Oh no that's duct tape- Ohp, no those are handcuffs..." I WAS SHOOKEN THEN MY HEART WAS POUNDING ASF
The chocolate is sus. I bet it’s drugged
chocolate is chocolate
I thought there was like. Liquid in there.
him: I'll give you all the affection~
Me, a scorpio: About time someone actually cares for my emotional needs-
fr same though
there are two types of scorpios: the ones that are intense and everyone wants THEM to care for their emotional needs, and the ones that are less intense but not willing to ask for care TvT
me fr
OK NO BUT WHY IS IT TRUE THO!?
im leo and i kinda wish the same too 😭
I’m pushing myself out of my comfort zone to fall in love with roleplay people.. did I do good?
Obviously 💗💅✨
I’d say touch grass but I’m here too so
@@dilucragnvindr1586 🤨
tf
Would love to see a continuation of this. Maybe a part 2
It’s 2 am I think i must slee- **kooji posts a yandere vid** nevermind I’ll sleep later
Relatable.
Yandere boy supremacy 🛐
Fav moments
1:52
2:55
3:04
4:05
4:38 🍫
4:45
6:34
7:07
7:20-7:31
8:36 💓
10:16
10:36-10:45
11:26
12:29
13:07
14:02
14:51
He kissed us 26 times.
Not bestie storing chocolate with handcuffs and duct tape
And the way he would've easily caught my ass, because I'm a sucker for food. 🤡
My boi Kooji is back!
2:15 this shit making me blush 😭😭
Kooji's yandere videos hit different fr ngl.
*Him giving me chocolate*
Me: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMMEEE
Him: you don't like it?,
Me: I DONT LIKE IT I WANT IT NOW GIVE IT TO ME
Venti’s significant other approves!
yandere audios are too good for this world
Keep up the good work kooji!
5:45 that's literally a fucking threat....like he's saying 'just try and say one bad thing about me'
ok my week was just saved
Him: tries to give me chocolate
Me who loves chocolate gesturing an mouth with my hands: GIMME! I WANT CHOCOLATE!
You have a very calming voice and it’s really nice to listen to😌
So calming i am in love😭
I missed this so much thank you king
With a voice like that I would ask for bed times story's every night 😌
Also with chocolate I guarantee that you have my heart already 😔✌️I mean...who wouldn't say yes to chocolate?
People with diabetes.
That got dark sorry-
Can we give props to the heartbeat sound effect in the background for detail?! Love that!!! 💗
Yaaaay! Your back, glad to see ya up and at it ^ ^
Your voice is amazing my face went red while watching this ;-;
Btw keep up the great content ^•^
I immediately clicked once I saw Dazai. And omg was I glad I did🥹
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE OMG THANK U
I was so into it when an ad suddenly popped up. Scared the living sh*t out of me ಥ‿ಥ
"I brought you something" - Looking on bag " Oh No it's a Ducktape 👍🏻❤️
I open my phone
I open youtube
I see dazai
I click
Same 💀
The voice😭❤️
A boyfriend who could make me chocolates and gives kisses and cuddles, I'm happy take me lol
Wanna be Friends
Picking Dazai for this was a good choice friend.
Your performance is very natural!
holy shit.. "nothing of value was lost"
this is dark, I love it!!!!
LETS TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING HOT HIS VOICE IS AGHHHHH
Him:I'm made some chocolate
Me:oOo gimme!
Him: :O you don't want it?
Me:👁👄👁
15 likes and no views... Welcome to UA-cam
WE NEED ONE WHEN LISTENER IS LIKEING IT
This is better than therapy
Him: I made you some chocolate!
THE LISTENER: *Doesn't want them*
Meanwhile:
*In a certain country*
Civilian : *WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE-*
What's ACTUALLY happening:
Meh: ( yelling all the way from hell ) *WHY WOULD THEY TURN DOWN CHOCOLATE ?!?!? YOU MONSTER-*
Satan: *Why do I have them again?*
HELP IM DYING LAUGHING
well that was terrifying, but I must say that was good acting
i swear im either going nsane or i heard a heartbeat throughout the video
Your not going insane, its in the video, he added it
Him: "open wide"
Me: **yawn** -... That.. Wasn't on purpose i promise- Or.. Should i say... That definitely was on purpose? 😅 Xd
"i poured my heart and sou-"
BITCH I SAID I WANT THE CHOCOLATE IM HUNGRY
Dis man is the first one of these yandere roleplay audios that gives me chills down my spine and makes me want to run in a good way ofcourse it is like the best one i have seen honestly
*virtual hug*
*head pats*
AHHHH 😖😖😖nahh this is amazing!! I love it bro keep that up!
14:02 this part got smth purrin
me when i first hear his voice: "DEKU?"
huh
I'm just a average girl I see yandere I click
Kooji : I have a gift for you!
Me : oh that’s nice
Kooji : oh that’s duck tape….
Kooji : nope that hand cuffs..
Me : HAND CUFFS??!!
Since it’s a roleplay I will gladly do whatever you say.
bro I think I started hearing my own heartbeat instead of the sound effect, I checked when I paused the video and I was right 😭
This was my introduction to Yandere ASMR. It has been a year since then!
I was just watching him when i got the message that he posted!!! 😦
My face: 😑
My soul: 💀
My stomach: 🦋
My family after seeing my youtube search history: 💀
My friends: 👀
Hotel: Trivago
i was about to fall asleep and suddenly tnt started playing very loudly in an advertisement ive never felt so scared in my life
Haven't heard your voice in a while this is nice
Please. Give me your hand in marriage. I'm begging 😭
If he doesnt kidnap me or once im not scared of him id love to cuddle and hug him tbh
Okay but why is this cute
I see dazai. I click.
Same to me.
Honestly im such a lover of love and stupid shy so one kiss and id be in love
my eyes look like i was terrified cuz i am my chest is pounding
This is making me tired so thank you for umm letting and helping me umm like umm sleep
THE HEARTBEATS
Im late i know but im so glad im listening to this and i as soon as i saw (Port Mafia) Dazai and yandere and lots of kisses i clicked ÙwÚ
Bro when i was listening to the wholesome video.. i got scared a little bit ;-; why am i tied up i wanna run awayyyyy
I clicked on this to cringe, why am I intrigued and blushing 👶
I clicked on this because i was curious so...yeah
Pencil approves
It's wonderful, it's a great video, but part of me just wants to laugh because one of my first thoughts when the speaking started was just, "why does this voice remind me a bit of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove", and now I can't stop thinking of Kronk doing all this audio
Clearly something must be wrong with my head ;w;"'
AN AD JUST POPPED UP AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
OMG- HE MADE THE CHOCOLATE???? Lemme get summa that 😈😈
Love this his dudes voice btw, so calming and its so fitting for this type of asmr rp
This Dazai picture is killing me- why TvT
I see so many Yandere ASMRs and in almost all of them the listener doesn't cooperate with the character. WHY?
I would NEVER try to escape of someone who loves me and give me attention. Any kind of affection. I love so much this kind of love. Now,why would I run?Why would I be scared?
It's free love. If it's given to you just like that,keep it, moron. You won't find it anywhere.
But, ofcourse, he must be beautiful. If not, he dies first.
Realistically? A yandere would be terrifying. Sure, they can give you love and such but it'll be on their "terms" if that makes sense? They would be super obsessive and possessive. Depending which type they can be super dangerous too.
Then you have the aspect of if this "affection" which can suddenly thrown onto the person too. Especially if they're being kidnapped, not consenting, etc.