Lewa: "I'm going to smoke-breathe some dark-wet weed and my mind shall wind-fly as I get sky-high and none of you can stop me." The other Toa: "wtf bruh."
Unfortunately someone recognizing my exclamation of "Karzahni" when I dropped something led to a friendship that ultimately resulted in me wanting to break something over his head.
The fact that BIONICLE has all the ingredients of strong world-building including detailed maps, languages AND swear words show that it is top tier fiction.
1:26 The idea of an entire group of eldritch demon robots acting like sitcom bullies to one of their members is really funny to me. Like I’m imagining a Makuta general fumbling an important campaign, and only avoiding punishment because he referred to it as “pulling a Spiriah”, which the other Makuta found so funny, they decided to ignore it and point and laugh at Spiriah instead.
Also don’t forget the exclamation “Mata Nui!” Referring to their worlds deity. And one I personally made up “Son of Makuta!” which refers to the Rahkshi, and replaces our real world “Son of a-!”.
I made up "Son of a Doom Viper," which refers to the aggressive, six-headed serpent with poisonous breath. In-universe, it's often used as a comparison. Like, "That's like keeping a Doom Viper for companionship" or "Like having a Doom Viper curled up next to you at bedtime."
One time Vakama was trying to attack Voporak but kept failing, and he said a word that "Would've gotten him kicked out of the Ga-Metru school". Even Makuta was didn't think a Toa would say that
It was some kind of phrase. Potentially aimed at Ga-Matoran specifically? It’s not unusual for people to say some horrific things in the heat of the moment that they don’t actually believe.
Apparently the reason Matoran insult eachother so much was because Metru Nui had a civil war so by the time of the second movie no one in the main cast trusted eachother when they first met because the conflict just ended not that long ago.
I am currently in a Bionicle based RP group like D&D but it's a system specifically based around Bionicle called Doronai Nui. My character is a Bo-Toa (Toa of Plantlife) (Yes there are more than just the primary 6 elements in the Bionicle Universe, and no Air is not "Jungle", Damn G2...) My character got his hands on a spicy pepper and used his Plant powers to weaponize it to do Chemical based Fire Damage, it earned the name in the group "The Makuta Piss Pepper" cause I remembered somebody describing being "Pepper Sprayed" like "Being pissed on in the face by the Devil" My next goal is to invent a Combustible Lemon
'Just as Lego intended.' Watched this with my friend and we laughed so hard. Love the content that I discovered of you including the Ace Combat and now recent Bionicle bunge of videos.
0:41 made me burst out laughing 🤣 also I used to learn Bionicle curses, to the point I would sometimes say Karzahni as an exclamation as they said it was in the encyclopedia both of which I read cover to cover. The only time someone got it was when of my roommates was a Bionicle fan. Pity he was a prick otherwise.
You forgot a lot of words. Cordak is a slang term that can be all nominative, verbal and adjective. It's not an insult but means basically someone who failed at something at the worst possible level. Like the Toa Cordak.
No, the term "Cordak" took on the meaning of "desolation" after the death of Lesovikk's team and the local Turaga going mad and sending the entire Matoran population to Karzahni. Pretty sure before that, 'Cordak' was probably just the name of the island where the Toa team was based, like 'Cordak Nui.' Of course now, "Cordak Nui" means, "Great Desolation." It's fitting.
After watching this I can confidently say, without any proper research whatsoever, that there is absolutely roodaka rule 34 because that's just how the internet works
The picture in the video is The Shadowed One, the head of the Dark Hunters. Brutaka is bipedal, wields a double bladed sword and wears the Great Kanohi Olmak.
Рік тому+3
@@Dargonhuman when it gets to the makuta, it shows Brutaka.
Just to clarify: They are not called 'Bionicles' there are several species and races in this fictional universe, like Matorans, Skakdi and more. 'Bionicle' stands for 'Biological Chronicle'
'You're a lousy lime joint!' - Some Matoran.
Big ooof to the self esteem
Woah, dial it back there.
Savage
Dude there's children arround.
OH SHIT
Lewa: "I'm going to smoke-breathe some dark-wet weed and my mind shall wind-fly as I get sky-high and none of you can stop me."
The other Toa: "wtf bruh."
Turaga Nuju: *gesticulates wildly then pantomimes taking a hit off Turaga Vakama's staff*
Makuta: w o t
You should be banned from using tree-speak ever again
@@icarusgaming6269 agreed
I had to google the effects of Marijuana and it said something about increased aggression so I thought oh g2 pohatu is just normal pohatu but high
Can’t wait to assert my dominance at school by using these words
Same
im gonna walk up to the lads and say "whats up my fire spitta"
@Beckham yeah but many people in school are idiots and don’t know about bionicle
@@phantomaviator1318 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THAT'S RACIST-
well atleast ya didn't say it the hard r way
Same
If someone tells me to "Go to Karzahni", a life-long friendship was formed in that moment
Unfortunately someone recognizing my exclamation of "Karzahni" when I dropped something led to a friendship that ultimately resulted in me wanting to break something over his head.
@@SuperODST1 Hopefully not any BIONICLE figures. XD
@@SupersuMC oh no, certainly not.
Besides, the Stars Takanuva figure he gave me was too small to be effective for that
"Kid-friendly sentence enhancers" is something I never knew I needed in my life until now.
3:04 "Now you TOO can be racist towards matorans of Ta-Koro!"
yay racism!
Oh casual racism towards Ta-Matorans is TIGHT!
Just as lego intended
The fire spitters are stealing our jobs
@@Dargonhumannah my racism is competitive, I dare even say I do ranked racism, fire spitter~
The fact that BIONICLE has all the ingredients of strong world-building including detailed maps, languages AND swear words show that it is top tier fiction.
This is a skill I did not know I needed
Same
Also referring to a bionicle as "cross-wired" means that they are saying some crazy things or they are acting crazy
Stop acting so cross wired
I've been calling people kohli head for over a decade now, this video is like coming home.
Take me home to the place I belong
toa slang
Karzahni
Roodaka is...
Kinda hot
That karzhani bit is freaking hilarious
Man this is some Dark-wet content right here
That's what Roodaka said😂
@@Friendly_Neigborhood_AstolfoDid... Did you just... XD
@@SupersuMC yes...yes I did! XD
@Pokemon_Breeder_Astolfo I hate your name, But I like your comment, I don't know how to feel
1:26
The idea of an entire group of eldritch demon robots acting like sitcom bullies to one of their members is really funny to me.
Like I’m imagining a Makuta general fumbling an important campaign, and only avoiding punishment because he referred to it as “pulling a Spiriah”, which the other Makuta found so funny, they decided to ignore it and point and laugh at Spiriah instead.
Also don’t forget the exclamation “Mata Nui!” Referring to their worlds deity. And one I personally made up “Son of Makuta!” which refers to the Rahkshi, and replaces our real world “Son of a-!”.
beach
Son of a Nui-Jaga!
Religion is very important to Matoran expressions, it comes up all the time
I made up "Son of a Doom Viper," which refers to the aggressive, six-headed serpent with poisonous breath. In-universe, it's often used as a comparison. Like, "That's like keeping a Doom Viper for companionship" or "Like having a Doom Viper curled up next to you at bedtime."
I just imagine someone saying 'Mata Nui' is the equivalent of saying 'dear god' or 'oh god.'
Tahu gave Lewa the “F word” pass
love your pfp
One time Vakama was trying to attack Voporak but kept failing, and he said a word that "Would've gotten him kicked out of the Ga-Metru school". Even Makuta was didn't think a Toa would say that
what did he say wise Mandalorian 👀
What.was it he said oh wise turaga?
Vakama canonically said the Matoran equivalent of the f-word. XD
It was some kind of phrase. Potentially aimed at Ga-Matoran specifically? It’s not unusual for people to say some horrific things in the heat of the moment that they don’t actually believe.
@@GrizbyK72it's true, nokama called vakama a firespitter once
That Karzahni car bit worked too well.
Top 5 bionicles who swore, you won't believe number 2!
Now I can swear like a bionicle, thanks!
No, you swear like a toa.
@@googleyoflolz9930 whatever fire spitter
Im cry
@@googleyoflolz9930 nobody cares about your crying fire spitter
We have found levels of bionicle lore I never thought we'd reach.
The Karzahni car dealership bit destroyed me
That intro was dark-wet as hell.
*dark-wet as Karzahni
@@jpeg6906 yes.
Apparently the reason Matoran insult eachother so much was because Metru Nui had a civil war so by the time of the second movie no one in the main cast trusted eachother when they first met because the conflict just ended not that long ago.
That explains so much.
Wish it was mentioned in the movie
It was actually further away than you think, it was like 80000 years before the movie
I am currently in a Bionicle based RP group like D&D but it's a system specifically based around Bionicle called Doronai Nui.
My character is a Bo-Toa (Toa of Plantlife) (Yes there are more than just the primary 6 elements in the Bionicle Universe, and no Air is not "Jungle", Damn G2...)
My character got his hands on a spicy pepper and used his Plant powers to weaponize it to do Chemical based Fire Damage, it earned the name in the group "The Makuta Piss Pepper" cause I remembered somebody describing being "Pepper Sprayed" like "Being pissed on in the face by the Devil"
My next goal is to invent a Combustible Lemon
Channeling your Cave Johnson, I see.
@@cakeboss4194 Yup!
Bionicle dnd sounds fantastic
Somebody help I'm wheezing over this
I need the rulebook for this format
Piraka is basically the bionicle version of the N word-
now im just imagining a gang straight up calling themselves the N---as but unironically.
I thought fire spitter was the bionicle version of the N-word
@@mberka12 It is.
@@mberka12Yyyup, fire spitter is more ethnic, piraka is more 'occupational' so thug/gangster/raider but goes a bit harder.
The gang is on the loose
Nothing you can do
I can get my sweet new ride with Karzahni! Thanks Oboe.... 👍
“Stupid fire-spitters taking our jobs.” - Completely unrelated unnamed Po-Matoran craftsman
We don't have enough bionicle lore
I want more comics
Someone who's a pro at writing told me my world must have unique insults, I thought it was a joke but after watching this video I think he was right
'Just as Lego intended.'
Watched this with my friend and we laughed so hard. Love the content that I discovered of you including the Ace Combat and now recent Bionicle bunge of videos.
If we all start speaking and writing in bionicle we can take over
“No no he’s got a point”
Been trying it for years, to mixed results.
"Vakama can't tell roodaka he wants to ___ her rakshi heads"
That hit different 😂
Oh my god I forgot that's what-- oh my god🤣
Vakama was a bit quirky
I was exposed to Roodaka as a child and she ruined my life.
The matoran in the thumbnail is saying the F word for anybody wondering
That's fire-spitter with a hard R!
0:41 made me burst out laughing 🤣 also I used to learn Bionicle curses, to the point I would sometimes say Karzahni as an exclamation as they said it was in the encyclopedia both of which I read cover to cover. The only time someone got it was when of my roommates was a Bionicle fan. Pity he was a prick otherwise.
You forgot a lot of words. Cordak is a slang term that can be all nominative, verbal and adjective. It's not an insult but means basically someone who failed at something at the worst possible level. Like the Toa Cordak.
So _thaaat's_ why the Mahri's blasters were so lame.
Don’t worry I have a FAILIURE blaster
@@mitchellbambam5926 more like desperation but yes
No, the term "Cordak" took on the meaning of "desolation" after the death of Lesovikk's team and the local Turaga going mad and sending the entire Matoran population to Karzahni. Pretty sure before that, 'Cordak' was probably just the name of the island where the Toa team was based, like 'Cordak Nui.' Of course now, "Cordak Nui" means, "Great Desolation." It's fitting.
I only speak in bionicle
actually can't believe you don't have 50 billion subs yet
*Says Brotherhood of Makuta
*Shows Brutaka
Actually Brutaka was a member of the Brotherhood before he joined the Order of Mata Nui
Kolhii was the ball used in a Matoran sport of the same name, so a Kolhii-head is a ballhead
The ball is also made of stone
man, i suddenly have the urge to find my old bionicle tub and build something
You are doing Mata Nui’s work
Gotta drop some of these into my stop motion
Man you also upload great content, keep up the good stopmotion
Technically, while not canon, some of the community will replace the f word with Thok.
So, if you want to tell someone to f*** off, you say thok off.
Clever
After watching this I can confidently say, without any proper research whatsoever, that there is absolutely roodaka rule 34 because that's just how the internet works
Go to Karzahni, Stalin
Unfortunately, there is. :(
And I thought bionicle was untouched by weird fanart
@@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69 Have you heard of Humanicle? Search that up for some truly cursed images.
@@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69 Well aren’t you just a kholli headed fire spitter…
I have an unhealthy obsession with Roodaka
welcome to the club, lad
same
Get a life.
Oh no lmao
Simp lord located
Next the entire bionicle storyline
Don't be attracted to snake lady.
Don't be attracted to snake lady.
Don't br attracted to snake lady.
Damn it all... 4pm, time for my daily betrayal.
This is the first time I heard of Roodaka and I almost feel the same way.
2:46 "She betrayed the brotherhood of makuta" (show's a picture of brutaka, who at that point in time was in a cave guarding the Ignika.)
The picture in the video is The Shadowed One, the head of the Dark Hunters. Brutaka is bipedal, wields a double bladed sword and wears the Great Kanohi Olmak.
@@Dargonhuman when it gets to the makuta, it shows Brutaka.
Brutaka actually did serve the Brotherhood before he joined the Order of Mata Nui
1:18 I have the biggest grin on my face if that's really true.
It is, it’s mentioned specifically in one of the books, they introduced themselves as the Piraka to the Toa Inika
This channel will sooth my Bionicle heart for the time being.
Not an insult per say, but Mistika means "spirit of the Mist", so that could be Bionicle for pothead
God every time someone says “A Bionicle” it’s like the same feeling as nails on a chalkboard
Just to clarify: They are not called 'Bionicles' there are several species and races in this fictional universe, like Matorans, Skakdi and more.
'Bionicle' stands for 'Biological Chronicle'
Keep the bionicle coming
smugly: did you wrong-turn?
when firespitter dream-shares something so kholi headed you gotta hit him with that le-metru stare
how to be racist, the bionicle way
Incredibly important video.
This is oddly educational ... I LOVED IT !!!
If you see some unbelievable shit you can also say: "By Mata Nui .. "
"The definitive sign of great world build is in-universe swear words."
My N'wah!
This changed my life
He sleepin on Miserix smh
As the person who will be voicing Miserix in Ignition 3, I concur.
I keep hearing skylanders music in random videos. Wonderful.
Honorable mention: TOHUNGA
oh my god he used my favourite phrase!
Au contraire/on the contrary
And they say my passion for bionicles is weird
More of these Bionicle vids please!
What about "makuta bones"? I feel like Jala used that sentence enhancer too often to not be a swear.
Basically means dead, as Makuta had long since ceased having bones by the events of Mask of Light.
That gorramn fecking Karzahni
I think you mean “frakking”
I am loving the bionicles content man!
Finally, content catered to my needs!
Piraka rap playing on the background
def gonna stand up to bullies with these words
One more video then I'll go to bed
Time to use "Spiriah" on toxic lobbies.
Cant believe this was posted 3 hrs ago lmfaooo so hilarious. I literally loled
1:36 Aw cmon, Miserix is a sweet build! His creator even made a new build recently that looks even better!
Yeah, I'm not sure there's much shame in being killed an ancient demonic dragon
2:37 Roodaka as an insult? What heresy!
This video thought me much knowledge more than school did
0:42 - You had me almost drop my pan with that! 😂
Firespitter
So much Bionicle content lately... subscribed.
I really hope this isnt an elaborate prank
Nope, as I Bionicle fan I can confirm he is telling the truth. The only thing I hadn’t heard of prior was Dark-Wet.
I was not ready for what went down in this video
Hes got more rocks in his head than a po-matoran
Watching these is destroying my video recommendations
Same
I wouldn't say it's destroying them, merely improving them. ;-)
Literally the best thing UA-cam has ever recommended me
"You smelt to much smelter fumes, firespiter"
3:21 Is no one gonna talk about this?🤣🤣🤣
JuSt A lEgOsEt? How dare you!
the car commercial tangent was pretty darkwet, and so is the reference in the channel name
"Vakama can't tell Roodaka..."
But... wasn't she built with a Vakhi head? Not a Rahkshi?
...
Wait.
W.A.P < Dark-wet
Get a better deal with Karzahni!
OK but can you do a video essay on the movies and videogames?I need that void filled
A gift from the great spirit!
AMAZING nothing better
I'm starting to think this isn't ironic and that you actually like bionicle.
If you are saying that he shouldn't like Bionicle, go to Karzahni you absolute Spiriah.
@@robobird3383 This is the best reply I've ever gotten on youtube.