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  • @trustypatches4042
    @trustypatches4042 2 роки тому +1219

    Every couple years, my brain will just randomly go "jUsT hErE iN mY gArAgE" or "KNAHWLEDGE" and I'm reminded that this dude continues to exist

    • @dvschlck
      @dvschlck Рік тому +6

      Literally though

    • @UltraTaco223
      @UltraTaco223 Рік тому +26

      He probably has a few more Lamborghinis in his Lamborghini account.

    • @Hotshot2k4
      @Hotshot2k4 Рік тому +15

      He's getting like 1-10k views on his videos these days, which he continues posting to his Lamborghini account.

    • @zachsmith1731
      @zachsmith1731 Рік тому +8

      I still tell people I have 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account

    • @BobTheLong
      @BobTheLong Рік тому +1

      Me right tf now lmao

  • @jordancookie7864
    @jordancookie7864 8 років тому +1851

    This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% Lamborghinis in the Hollywood Hills.

    • @cleanseroftheworld
      @cleanseroftheworld 8 років тому +97

      5% knawledge 50% fuel units and 100% reason to bump into a new lamborghini

    • @AdnanKhan-xx3tt
      @AdnanKhan-xx3tt 4 роки тому +7

      LOOOOOOOL

    • @hanjohnson620
      @hanjohnson620 3 роки тому +10

      ...And 100 percent reason to band his name
      😂🤣😂

    • @egon3705
      @egon3705 2 роки тому +4

      55% knowledge

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 2 роки тому +8

      5% pylons, 50% knowledge, and 100% reason to see NOTHING!

  • @amontadillo2354
    @amontadillo2354 2 роки тому +962

    even six years on the comic timing of this editing is still just. impeccable

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 роки тому +32

      Good ytp is timeless

    • @coleharper140
      @coleharper140 2 роки тому +32

      The part where his lips are just slightly moving with no sound still gets me every time

    • @robbiegalloway7328
      @robbiegalloway7328 6 місяців тому +1

      Even still 😂

    • @randbarrett8706
      @randbarrett8706 23 дні тому

      Comedy is based largely on timing

    • @amontadillo2354
      @amontadillo2354 21 день тому

      @@randbarrett8706 & my point is that this one's timing is very good!!

  • @WatercraftGames
    @WatercraftGames 3 роки тому +479

    After all these years, I still don't know why he has bookshelves inside his garage.

    • @Athaeus
      @Athaeus Рік тому +45

      You mean _why he has a lamborghini inside his former bedroom._

    • @sublimechimp
      @sublimechimp 11 місяців тому +11

      He ran out of space in his house so he put his extra books in the garage

    • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
      @dankdankeryetdanker2726 10 місяців тому +9

      With all the Lamborghinis he has he can't store them anywhere else.

    • @FingerSpazm
      @FingerSpazm 9 місяців тому +23

      The funniest part is he admits himself he doesn't read books. He just reads the synopsis of them or the sparknotes or whatever.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 7 місяців тому +1

      @@FingerSpazm even if the original video was true, "i read a book a day", this is still a waste of money as itll take a while to get through all the books. just one bookshelf will last a while.

  • @senorserena4630
    @senorserena4630 8 років тому +3487

    HE ONLY HAD 47 LAMBORGHINIS IN HIS LAMBORGHINI ACCOUNT. The poor lad.

  • @codytaecker8651
    @codytaecker8651 9 років тому +501

    OH MY GOD, I lost my shit when he said, "You must construct additional pylons"

    • @Soundwave85
      @Soundwave85 9 років тому +3

      Same

    • @Lapatatepilee
      @Lapatatepilee 9 років тому +3

      Tack Hammer Oh don't worry, I found it guys! I just visit my site and I'll send it right back to you

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr 9 років тому

      Tack Hammer Same. Absolutely slayed me.

    • @HuntForWaffles
      @HuntForWaffles 9 років тому +1

      Tack Hammer Killed me dead, bruh.

    • @KinkadeJohn
      @KinkadeJohn 9 років тому

      There were many gut-busters, but that was the best.

  • @guyfamily11
    @guyfamily11 7 років тому +2433

    A small loan of 47 billion Lamborghinis

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 років тому +77

      ...deposited directly into my Lamborghini account.

    • @blackopsplayer321
      @blackopsplayer321 4 роки тому

      Noose 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheMemeBoi
      @TheMemeBoi 4 роки тому +6

      Where was it?

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheMemeBoi In his Lamborghini in the Hollywood Hills

  • @babysealsareyummy
    @babysealsareyummy 6 років тому +129

    "Follow your drearz"
    - The Buffet Warren Billionaire

  • @greentea_vsrg
    @greentea_vsrg 8 років тому +878

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

    • @gaidenhexus2081
      @gaidenhexus2081 8 років тому +38

      The Protoss would be proud.

    • @itshughmungus1488
      @itshughmungus1488 8 років тому

      bush did 7/11

    • @yousefnajjar4209
      @yousefnajjar4209 8 років тому

      I'm sorry but what does pylon means?

    • @greentea_vsrg
      @greentea_vsrg 8 років тому +5

      reptilian brother its like an orange rectangular thing.

    • @Wusuba1
      @Wusuba1 8 років тому +1

      +Venny when really it should be blue

  • @Syndicate
    @Syndicate 9 років тому +1723

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @spookyneil4482
      @spookyneil4482 9 років тому

      ***** Lol hi mate :3

    • @NotxSplayd
      @NotxSplayd 9 років тому

      Tom poop

    • @izexpress120
      @izexpress120 9 років тому

      Hi tom

    • @lukeecoms
      @lukeecoms 9 років тому

      Tom I came from captainsparkles too lmao!!

    • @deangray.
      @deangray. 9 років тому +2

      Idk what the guy above is on about but thanks jordan, this changed my life

  • @colebola2955
    @colebola2955 7 років тому +846

    It wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini

    • @VampisaBells963
      @VampisaBells963 5 років тому +66

      Sleeping on bookshelves 🤣

    • @ChirishMelie
      @ChirishMelie 4 роки тому +54

      In the Hollywood Hills

    • @pinheadlarry8204
      @pinheadlarry8204 4 роки тому +35

      with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account.

    • @UltraRik
      @UltraRik 4 роки тому +34

      and only 47 lamborginis in my lamborghini account

    • @ieatglue05
      @ieatglue05 4 роки тому +28

      And only 47 hollywood hills in my hollywood account

  • @ty16080
    @ty16080 7 років тому +220

    "The more you earn, the more you DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS"

    • @huzaifaahmed5863
      @huzaifaahmed5863 7 років тому +2

      Lonic Professor Levi lol

    • @punkxlovesxemo
      @punkxlovesxemo 3 роки тому +3

      that's a nightmare in itself XD

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому +3

      @@punkxlovesxemo yeah after visiting the Hollywood hills I realized Tai Lopez is full of shit because that is the last place you would want to drive a Lamborghini.

    • @mode3763
      @mode3763 3 роки тому

      -Mahatma Gandhi

    • @shortcat
      @shortcat 11 місяців тому

      ​@@thecianinatorwhy?

  • @MusixPro4u
    @MusixPro4u 9 років тому +933

    It's like the buffet warren billionaire says... the more you learn, the more you drive up here in the hollywood hills.

    • @laflame3425
      @laflame3425 9 років тому +21

      Im fuckin dead at this comment 😂😭😭😭

    • @Callhouse
      @Callhouse 9 років тому +25

      Jack Murd It's literally a quote from the video, did you miss it or what? -__-

    • @laflame3425
      @laflame3425 9 років тому +10

      +Skuffinho ya I did, just saw the comment and made me laugh again

    • @jrno93
      @jrno93 8 років тому

      +John Ny loooled so hard

    • @MrPatrickbuit
      @MrPatrickbuit 8 років тому +8

      The more you earn, the more you drive up here in the hollywood hills* which makes more sense lol.

  • @Crispy
    @Crispy 9 років тому +3365

    I watch this everyday

    • @boreybones
      @boreybones 9 років тому +3

      Eyy, Crispy!

    • @danz1910
      @danz1910 9 років тому +4

      ***** I watch this everyday since I've seen it too no shit

    • @ticksnpollen
      @ticksnpollen 9 років тому +2

      im subbed to you!

    • @Chromegloss54
      @Chromegloss54 9 років тому +49

      As a _reminder_

    • @alexislimon4303
      @alexislimon4303 8 років тому

      +Chromegloss dead xDDDD

  • @user-ov3vq6op9h
    @user-ov3vq6op9h 8 років тому +394

    and only 47 hills in my hollywood account

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 років тому +26

      And only 47 TEDx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffet in my TEDx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account.

    • @ryze9153
      @ryze9153 5 років тому

      @@matrixphijr lmao

    • @DennisMartinezCalifornia
      @DennisMartinezCalifornia 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂 this comment is still fire

  • @Faceless300
    @Faceless300 3 роки тому +456

    2020, and I'm back here...after about 5 years of completely forgetting this existed

    • @siri6333
      @siri6333 3 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 2 роки тому +1

      inflation doesn't touch lamborghini accounts unfortunately

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I see my comment 5 years ago, totally dont remember typing a lot of these comments I find years and years later.
      I remember the video though, for sure.

    • @1273poopoo
      @1273poopoo 2 роки тому

      Everyone must have their Hills in their Hollywood account 💯

    • @elpatoempatado2404
      @elpatoempatado2404 Рік тому +1

      Reminder to check this out again in 2022.

  • @bradhuygens
    @bradhuygens 9 років тому +179

    "With only 47 billion dollars in my bank account"

    • @-threewolfshirt-7579
      @-threewolfshirt-7579 9 років тому +44

      bradhuygens and only 47 warren buffets in my warren buffet account

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 9 років тому +23

      bradhuygens And only 47 hills in my hollywood hills account.

    • @Titan12
      @Titan12 9 років тому +49

      And only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account

    • @manlethamlet
      @manlethamlet 9 років тому +42

      And only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet in my TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account

  • @rstueckle
    @rstueckle 9 років тому +326

    0:32 gets me every time.
    "It's like the Buffett Warren billionaire says, the more you earn, the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills."

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 10 місяців тому +7

      I love the recurring gag of him referring to Warren Buffet as "the Buffet Warren billionaire".

    • @caliglid
      @caliglid 7 місяців тому

      i mean he’s not wrong

  • @ohshititsthebigbrother4787
    @ohshititsthebigbrother4787 8 років тому +332

    it wasn't that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account and only 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only 47 hills in my hollywood account

    • @432pro
      @432pro 8 років тому +31

      +AssassinBoby And only 47 Tedx talks where I talked about Warren Buffet

    • @ahmedbob423
      @ahmedbob423 8 років тому +15

      +Hatoko Pleiadesu In my Warren Buffett account

    • @Kate-vo3uk
      @Kate-vo3uk 8 років тому +12

      I died at that part

  • @Kanner111
    @Kanner111 8 місяців тому +10

    Drears are still possible y'all

  • @joebean2949
    @joebean2949 9 років тому +1536

    He has a new ad. And it's waiting for you craig.

    • @CraighasDysenteryOfficial
      @CraighasDysenteryOfficial  9 років тому +209

      Joe Bean oh shit, gimme a link bro

    • @netyaroze1663
      @netyaroze1663 9 років тому +2

      Joe Bean watch?v=0atyHvZxeGM this the one m8?

    • @joebean2949
      @joebean2949 9 років тому

      Jeremy Cocks No, but thats funny as shit. Craig could def. make something out of that. Not the ad I saw tho.

    • @netyaroze1663
      @netyaroze1663 9 років тому +10

      Joe Bean we could ask tai but he gets 5000 emails a day so probably will take a while 2 confirm.

    • @joebean2949
      @joebean2949 9 років тому +26

      Jeremy Cocks I heard he gets 10.000.000 emails a day. He's so cool, with his ferrari and his lambourgini. But he's not showin off.

  • @sp0rk806
    @sp0rk806 9 років тому +2165

    And only 47 billion dollars in my back acount
    And only 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account
    And only 47 hills in my Hollywood account
    And only 47 TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day in my TeDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day account
    Lmao, I'm weak.

    • @firzenmg
      @firzenmg 9 років тому +154

      Sp0rk it's tedxtalk about warren buffet

    • @Yamboyz1
      @Yamboyz1 9 років тому +64

      Sp0rk how the hell did you get "how i read a book"? it's warren buffett

    • @TheDudecof
      @TheDudecof 9 років тому +31

      I swear that sounds like lyrics that could be used by Kanye

    • @sp0rk806
      @sp0rk806 9 років тому +5

      Beebou its what he originally said

    • @speedevil22
      @speedevil22 9 років тому +5

      Beebou watch the original video. That's the actual thing he says.

  • @energy_waves
    @energy_waves 7 років тому +176

    "I bumped in five lamborghini's" LOL I'm dead

  • @aeneashines3970
    @aeneashines3970 8 років тому +843

    Only 47 lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account I CANT BREATHE

    • @dahu63
      @dahu63 7 років тому +7

      dudee 47 lamborginis and 47 likes lol

    • @imapineapple15
      @imapineapple15 5 років тому +1

      I know man every time I watch this that part makes me LOSE MY SHIT 😂😂😂

    • @4n0mie
      @4n0mie 4 роки тому +1

      the whole accounts bit is peak comedy, truly a classic of our time

    • @timl8396
      @timl8396 4 роки тому +1

      I CANT BREATHE in 2020

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 3 роки тому

      Hope you’re not black

  • @blumgum
    @blumgum 9 років тому +690

    How can I get some Hollywood Hills installed?

    • @code.talker
      @code.talker 9 років тому +110

      It costs 47 lamborghinis :/ big fan btw

    • @blumgum
      @blumgum 9 років тому +2

      Thanks bruh!

    • @tylerdurden9421
      @tylerdurden9421 9 років тому +32

      blumgum Get more fuel units.

    • @TallThoma5
      @TallThoma5 9 років тому +92

      You must construct additional pylons

    • @jrno93
      @jrno93 9 років тому +3

      You need more dreers

  • @SheepFilmsMC
    @SheepFilmsMC 8 років тому +286

    this will be my graduation speech

    • @Albertoepicness
      @Albertoepicness 8 років тому +31

      +Roll of Tape here in my DOOOOOOOORMITORY, just got this new room mate here, fun to slap in the face with a sock full of pills, but you know what i like a lot more than this new roomate here? graduating, thanks * insert university or highschool name here * for making my dreARS possible

    • @rickenbacker40011
      @rickenbacker40011 8 років тому

      Record it PLEASE!!

    • @gxshenmods
      @gxshenmods 8 років тому

      +rickenbacker40011 You mean tape it?

    • @rickenbacker40011
      @rickenbacker40011 8 років тому +2

      well, either way, same thing. so yes. Film it, tape it, cut it, capture it, doooo it

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 8 років тому

      +Roll of Tape Are you going to do the CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS impression too?

  • @christopherrobin7984
    @christopherrobin7984 7 років тому +478

    DREARS ARE STILL POSSIBLE

    • @STARMAN-it8zb
      @STARMAN-it8zb 3 роки тому +1

      That shit was mad funny! XD Funniest part of the vid

  • @poddopetals
    @poddopetals 2 роки тому +131

    i was obsessed with this video when it was released. now 6 years later it is still 100% relevant as someone who's broke af and does not have even 1 lamborghini and has realized that the world is a lie

    • @crowbirdryuell
      @crowbirdryuell 2 роки тому +8

      Don't give up man

    • @poddopetals
      @poddopetals 2 роки тому +3

      @@crowbirdryuell oh yes i wont :3c thank you!

    • @MusixPro4u
      @MusixPro4u 2 роки тому +12

      You need a lamborghini account.

    • @poddopetals
      @poddopetals 2 роки тому +5

      @@MusixPro4u in my hollywood hills?

    • @MusixPro4u
      @MusixPro4u 2 роки тому +7

      @@poddopetals Yeah. And a hollywood account.

  • @kohicuppu
    @kohicuppu 8 років тому +369

    The best part in IMO was the bumped into a lamborghini.

  • @Stevenisstupid
    @Stevenisstupid 9 років тому +878

    I only have 12 lamborghinjis can this method still work 4 me???

    • @DarTroHD
      @DarTroHD 9 років тому +207

      You need 47 Lamborghinis in your Lamborghini account... Sorry bro

    • @Stevenisstupid
      @Stevenisstupid 9 років тому +151

      ***** shit. my hollywood hills account is going to crash

    • @DarTroHD
      @DarTroHD 9 років тому +132

      steven lake YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!!!

    • @mikeiswhite3
      @mikeiswhite3 9 років тому +10

      steven lake Have you done a Ted talk yet? I heard that might help.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 9 років тому +22

      steven lake Yeah I mean I don't know how many hills you have in your Hollywood account but if you have at least one TEDX Talk where you talk about Warren Buffet in your TEDX Talk where you talk about Warren Buffets account you may be able to transfer it to a mutal fund

  • @StoneMountain64
    @StoneMountain64 8 років тому +1255

    i want a lamborghini

    • @kohi3302
      @kohi3302 8 років тому +8

      noone knows you in here lmao

    • @destroyer5020
      @destroyer5020 8 років тому +39

      There is an unidentified unit under the name of StoneMountain64 in this comment section, can I get a status report, over.

    • @pauz5864
      @pauz5864 8 років тому +25

      fuckboy detected

    • @SkippersOfSWE
      @SkippersOfSWE 8 років тому +1

      Sure, old comment.
      But, Heeey! What's up babe?

    • @fungunism
      @fungunism 7 років тому +6

      Holy shit, its stonemountain!!!!

  • @silentype3008
    @silentype3008 Рік тому +18

    I'm convinced Tai Lopez walked into a goodwill and swept his arm across every book shelf in the place, filled his cart to the brim, checked out, stacked all these random titles onto his cheap ass ikea bookshelves just so he could say "KNAHWLEDGE"

    • @TylerWardhaha
      @TylerWardhaha 6 місяців тому +1

      That was the first thought that came to my mind as well. Probably put the Pamala Anderson cookbooks to the edges so you couldn’t see em but I bet they’re there…

  • @dlira6242
    @dlira6242 8 років тому +1258

    I legit cannot laugh any harder than I have laughed tonight.

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 8 років тому +589

    *I'M SEEING THE "HERE IN MY BACKYARD" AD ON THIS VIDEO PLS HALP.*

    • @andyroo81
      @andyroo81 8 років тому +1

      +TheRandomPerson 02 haha

    • @austinbailey3283
      @austinbailey3283 8 років тому +2

      g

    • @doctortoast4361
      @doctortoast4361 8 років тому +3

      333 Likes.
      Tai Lopez Is everywhere....
      Tai Lopez is half devil Confirmed.

    • @SvenDansk7
      @SvenDansk7 8 років тому +3

      +TheRandomPerson 02 AdBlock

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 6 років тому

      does the circular Gallifreyan in your profile pic say "Lamborghini?"

  • @DenisClan
    @DenisClan 9 місяців тому +16

    2023 and this is still funny. My guy should come back.

    • @Chuck____
      @Chuck____ 9 місяців тому +7

      Fr. And Tai Lopez was the OG grifter too imagine how much more Material he would have to work with now that the internet is filled with these hustlers

  • @bagel29
    @bagel29 Рік тому +22

    As someone who never saw this as an actual ad, this meme is honestly so good

  • @Keyblademaster123100
    @Keyblademaster123100 9 років тому +1358

    No way, where can i get a Lamborghini account

    • @BottomG1337
      @BottomG1337 9 років тому +77

      Login at lamborghini.com

    • @BottomG1337
      @BottomG1337 8 років тому +30

      ***** become a member at hollywood.com

    • @huntersihelp
      @huntersihelp 8 років тому +10

      Fuck that. What I want is a Hollywood hills account. You could make so much money off of them.

    • @Superbl0bby
      @Superbl0bby 8 років тому +11

      at pylons.constuct.net

    • @DouchebagDex
      @DouchebagDex 8 років тому +21

      +Jon Car
      First you must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

  • @DrizzyDrayg
    @DrizzyDrayg 9 років тому +235

    You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

  • @BearHawkful
    @BearHawkful 8 років тому +1263

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PILONS

  • @ghyutin3
    @ghyutin3 7 років тому +350

    "fuel units" never died laughing so hard this guy is such a scam artist

    • @asmartbajan
      @asmartbajan 6 років тому +5

      Maybe you'd better do some research.

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 3 роки тому +40

      @@asmartbajan no

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 3 роки тому +14

      He's a piece of shit.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 роки тому +34

      @@asmartbajan this comment combined with the channels you're subbed to...
      I could sell you a bridge, come back the next day wearing groucho goggles and sell you another

    • @SN57ONE
      @SN57ONE Рік тому +1

      @@asmartbajan Investment is a hard subject to learn but pays way better than any job

  • @TheCricketgaming
    @TheCricketgaming 8 років тому +1173

    Someone re uploaded your video: watch?v=0GIwTG8V-Ko

  • @gamer_gurls648
    @gamer_gurls648 8 років тому +43

    My friend had headphones in and was watching this in class and he started laughing so the teacher made him unplug it and was like "share it with the rest of the class or you get detention" and he made us all listen to this and we legit died laughing😂

  • @BiohazardBunney
    @BiohazardBunney 5 років тому +82

    Whenever I'm having a really shitty day I just come back to this video and in less than two minutes everything is better

  • @Atristiel
    @Atristiel 8 років тому +399

    Lost it at "construct additional pylons", but does he have enough vespene lamborghinis for that?

    • @pisse3000
      @pisse3000 8 років тому +24

      You don't need gas to build pylons bro

    • @Atristiel
      @Atristiel 8 років тому +12

      pisse3000 Right, but some would be great for building the lambos later.

    • @beachloop1537
      @beachloop1537 7 років тому +3

      I laughed for a minute straight no joke. My stomach hurts.

    • @pisse3000
      @pisse3000 7 років тому +1

      Atristiel Oh yeah, no question. I'd rather have a Dragoon though. That'd be dope af.

    • @tyleringram6957
      @tyleringram6957 7 років тому

      Legit funniest shit ever.

  • @jeffmacpherson5449
    @jeffmacpherson5449 9 років тому +322

    Craig, you're my hero.

    • @CraighasDysenteryOfficial
      @CraighasDysenteryOfficial  9 років тому +67

      Jeff Macpherson I love you too, Jeff.

    • @vladblaga2010
      @vladblaga2010 9 років тому +7

      Craig has Dysentery no no, he is OUR hero

    • @jeffmacpherson5449
      @jeffmacpherson5449 9 років тому +11

      We've got Lamborghini guy, we've got Craig, now we just need 3 more mentors to have 5 mentors.
      5 mentors = 2000 books = 1 Lamborghini.

  • @sdb87149
    @sdb87149 8 років тому +110

    Funniest video I've seen in a very long time!! I was literally crying I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breath! The "47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account" and "bumped into a new Lamborghini" was the best part

    • @spatzhawk
      @spatzhawk 8 років тому +1

      :D :D :D a Little Lamborghini :D in my hollywood account

    • @JackLe1127
      @JackLe1127 8 років тому +6

      +Steven B how about the "construct additional pylons"?

    • @OurLove4Dance
      @OurLove4Dance 8 років тому

      +Jack Le what does that mean

    • @JackLe1127
      @JackLe1127 8 років тому +3

      OurLove4Dance starcraft reference. The team Protoss needs pylons to create buildings.

    • @OurLove4Dance
      @OurLove4Dance 8 років тому

      +Jack Le Oh thanks. I know nothing about that.

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 7 років тому +308

    I'd like to open a Lamborghini account.

    • @akashvercetti
      @akashvercetti 7 років тому +56

      i'd advise you to open a Ted x talk where I talk about Warren Buffet account.

    • @LKCampaign
      @LKCampaign 7 років тому +1

      Me too

  • @ianritz6495
    @ianritz6495 9 років тому +63

    The elliot rodger of UA-cam ads

    • @jeffplummer4286
      @jeffplummer4286 9 років тому +1

      hey how did you record this ad? I have been looking for the ad for awhile now

    • @EsquireNapalm
      @EsquireNapalm 9 років тому +1

      Jeff Plummer Tai Lopez (asshat from the ad) has a yt channel.

  • @lainworld
    @lainworld 8 років тому +39

    CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL LAMBORGHINIS

  • @4n0mie
    @4n0mie 2 роки тому +7

    it's 2021 and I still think about "47 hills in my Hollywood account" often

  • @reeceracing123
    @reeceracing123 7 років тому +72

    I just realised that the 'NOTHING' is from Gene Wilder at the end of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you! I've been trying to place it for ages.

  • @SquidellySpoochGirl2
    @SquidellySpoochGirl2 8 років тому +136

    * why can't i wake up to 47 billion dollars in my bank account

    • @killajj15
      @killajj15 8 років тому +3

      Or because you didn't construct additional pylons

    • @yin2075
      @yin2075 8 років тому

      because there is already 2,000 Lamborghinis in it

    • @paulmeans1056
      @paulmeans1056 8 років тому

      And I found 5 Lamborghinis.

    • @robb9777
      @robb9777 8 років тому

      becuase you're sans

    • @user-hy5hs2wk2i
      @user-hy5hs2wk2i 8 років тому

      Kieran McReynolds
      I'm not butthurt? If someone disrespected others then that doesn't make them butthurt at all..

  • @joebot5120
    @joebot5120 9 років тому +287

    One of the funniest things ive ever seen 😂

  • @brandoncolling7721
    @brandoncolling7721 7 років тому +28

    It's like the Buffett Warren Billionaire says, "I'm more proud of these 7 Hollywood hills I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new lamborghinis."

  • @ben689100
    @ben689100 3 роки тому +7

    It's 2021 and I am back here to watch it again

  • @VIVIAN81
    @VIVIAN81 9 років тому +41

    The feeling when you only have 47 Lamborghinis in your Lamborghini account

  • @j.b.victor
    @j.b.victor 8 років тому +1556

    "it wasn't that long ago when I only had 47 billion dollars in my bank account." -Donald trump

    • @GooseCrack
      @GooseCrack 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @djinni2169
      @djinni2169 8 років тому +105

      +Jim jam "My father had only given me a small loan of six infinity stones"; -Donald Trump

    • @jinception01
      @jinception01 8 років тому +1

      +Alec Evans XD

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 8 років тому

      +Alec Evans lmfao

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 8 років тому +17

      +Jim jam We should BUILD a *Lamborghini*

  • @kclark5382
    @kclark5382 7 років тому +69

    Here in my garage, just RENTED this new Lamborghini here.

    • @JPTinioMedia
      @JPTinioMedia 7 років тому +1

      K Clark I love this spoof but tai Lopez is legit billionaire

    • @WaffleShortage
      @WaffleShortage 2 роки тому

      JPTinioMedia yeah as far as I can tell, this video and others like it were just demonstration of the power of social media for follows and marketing. He does targeted marketing consulting. I think

  • @elizabetherdy4582
    @elizabetherdy4582 3 роки тому +26

    I think the last time I was happy was when me and my friends were in tears at the lunch table over this video. Bruh.

  • @kskaties0
    @kskaties0 4 роки тому +8

    idk if anyones thought abt this video in 3 years but it still haunts me today

    • @henrg
      @henrg 4 роки тому

      There are hundreds of us

    • @hericide
      @hericide 3 роки тому +1

      i still watch this religiously like every 3 days or so

  • @JohnBoogle
    @JohnBoogle 8 років тому +99

    I have 47 Lamborghini's in my Lamborghini account what about you guys?

    • @rubberdemedici1205
      @rubberdemedici1205 8 років тому +1

      I have 47 bugged apps in my PONOS account... #SaveBoogle

    • @JohnBoogle
      @JohnBoogle 8 років тому

      And only 47 f*ck PONOS in my F*ck PONOS account

    • @rubberdemedici1205
      @rubberdemedici1205 8 років тому

      +John Boogle We still have 47 Snails in our 47 Metal Slug Defense accounts m8

    • @JohnBoogle
      @JohnBoogle 8 років тому

      And only 47 MSD is better than
      BCen in my MSD is better than BCen Account

    • @manithetank4455
      @manithetank4455 8 років тому

      I have 47 billion lamborgini's in my lamborgini's account up here in the hollywood hills

  • @edaj1990
    @edaj1990 8 років тому +95

    Dreers are still possible!

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 8 років тому +7

      +jademarissa but, only if you have 47 bank accounts in your account account*

  • @lxkrny
    @lxkrny 8 років тому +259

    How many Lamborghinis does the average person have in their Lamborghini account?

  • @Voxelroguery
    @Voxelroguery 3 роки тому +4

    We finally found him
    The Hauntrepreneur

  • @jasv49
    @jasv49 8 років тому +12

    "and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account" LMAO

  • @DELZOR
    @DELZOR 8 років тому +70

    PYLONS

    • @pisse3000
      @pisse3000 8 років тому +3

      +chevalier vagabond Not enough minerals

  • @abzfarooq3510
    @abzfarooq3510 Рік тому +5

    It’s custom to come back to this video every now and then

  • @blackXSpr
    @blackXSpr 8 років тому +104

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS LOLOLOOLLOLOLOOLLOLOOLLOOLLOL OMG

  • @SGTBizarro
    @SGTBizarro 9 років тому +15

    I'm so happy to know that drears are still possible.

  • @stp52x
    @stp52x 8 років тому +456

    "You must construct additional pylons!" HAHAHA

    • @jacobgirling7739
      @jacobgirling7739 8 років тому +7

      Starcraft reference ?

    • @wdpk12
      @wdpk12 8 років тому +5

      Darude-sandstorm reference

    • @eskimojoe102
      @eskimojoe102 8 років тому +5

      +wdpk12 Darude-Lamborghini Storm

    • @ExecutorNral
      @ExecutorNral 8 років тому +4

      EN TARO ADUN!

    • @derjager2376
      @derjager2376 7 років тому +3

      this part happened as i saw the comment.

  • @trillowl7836
    @trillowl7836 7 років тому +89

    Damn, only 47 lamborghinis in your lamborghini account

  • @pigfish99
    @pigfish99 2 роки тому +4

    here in my GROJGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • @Colmcille_
    @Colmcille_ 8 років тому +1054

    So, Craig, how much money did this make you?

    • @CraighasDysenteryOfficial
      @CraighasDysenteryOfficial  8 років тому +1167

      +Mr. Duck Approximately 900 Quintillion fuel units

    • @user-zt4ts9cg3k
      @user-zt4ts9cg3k 8 років тому +135

      +Craig has Dysentery what about freedom units

    • @Colmcille_
      @Colmcille_ 8 років тому +96

      Pepe Frog He lost them when he was 19 years old.

    • @user-zt4ts9cg3k
      @user-zt4ts9cg3k 8 років тому +54

      +Mr. Duck oh i see. the bill zucherberg must have constructed pylons.

    • @cookiesaurus6536
      @cookiesaurus6536 8 років тому +27

      +Mr. Duck rip in lambourghinis

  • @caroline4145
    @caroline4145 2 роки тому +6

    this had such an impact on my humor it has not left me

  • @AlabasterFilth
    @AlabasterFilth 2 роки тому +2

    Watched this again today, just needed a reminder that Drears are still possible

  • @Ryvalry
    @Ryvalry 2 роки тому +5

    I come back here once a day for motivation- 2022

  • @andrewjohnson1646
    @andrewjohnson1646 3 роки тому +6

    Man... 5 years ago already... Feels like yesterday

  • @FishPenetrator
    @FishPenetrator 2 роки тому +4

    I'm so glad this video was saved in my playlist, I missed this

    • @GovernorRP
      @GovernorRP 2 роки тому

      Same, I just quoted this video for no reason ("DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS") and just HAD to find it again.

  • @SpecialSunShine
    @SpecialSunShine 5 років тому +2

    I've been watching this religiously everyday since 2015... *I don't regret it*

  • @azaanow2327
    @azaanow2327 8 років тому +10

    I was dying the whole way through but the part where he was like "I'll see you on my website. There you will find absolutely NOTHING" killed me

  • @cody5182
    @cody5182 8 років тому +21

    When did Lamborghini accounts become a thing? I was getting sick of leaving my extra ones outside on my lawn, so sign me right up

    • @Airplane299
      @Airplane299 8 років тому +3

      You and me both man. I have been wondering where I can create a new Tedx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account because I have wayyy too many of these Tedx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet to count at the moment.

    • @bicycleninja1685
      @bicycleninja1685 8 років тому

      +Cody Ruffenach Also, where can I get a little Lamborghini?

    • @ryce_luke1269
      @ryce_luke1269 8 років тому +3

      +Pho Tog you just gotta bump into a Lamborghini

  • @Boodoo4You
    @Boodoo4You 2 роки тому +2

    You see son, when a Lamborghini and a Lamborghini love each other very much, they park in the Hollywood Hills and have “the Ted X talk”, and a brand new Lamborghini is deposited into the Lamborghini account! Now that’s the knowledge of the Books and the Bills. Run along!

  • @lokotalasvegas
    @lokotalasvegas 9 років тому +6

    "Here in my small shitty garage with this Lamborghini I just rented and all these books I picked up from Salvation Army that I keep in here because they don't fit in my small ass house"

  • @TheMToThe7
    @TheMToThe7 9 років тому +18

    But something happened. I bumped into Lamborghini. Lol

  • @MemesNDrims
    @MemesNDrims 3 роки тому +5

    Still gold in 2021. My daily ritual of watching this before I goto sleep.

  • @LukeGamesOfficial
    @LukeGamesOfficial 9 років тому +110

    This is a must watch X'D this is amazing hahaha

  • @bluefood2010
    @bluefood2010 9 років тому +9

    "You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must construct additional pylons!" I'm dying here. 10/10.

  • @bicycleninja1685
    @bicycleninja1685 7 років тому +6

    This video gets better every view. Is it a masterful re-purposing of footage serving as a commentary on the meaningless, arbitrary goalposts put forward by a consumerist society, or is it simply a haphazard "UA-cam poop" parody of an infamous advert? You decide.

  • @KesslerVTuber
    @KesslerVTuber 3 роки тому +3

    I remember when this video would always pop up on youtube ads

  • @TravagGames
    @TravagGames 9 років тому +10

    "The more you earn, the more you drive up here in the Hollywood hills".. makes sense

  • @OHOHOHCOME
    @OHOHOHCOME 8 років тому +17

    That "you must construct additional pylons" part killed me so bad that I nearly died.

    • @squishprince
      @squishprince 11 місяців тому

      Watched this video for the first time in years and totally forgot about that part, threw me off just as much as it did the first time 😂😂😂 Favorite part for sure. I miss StarCraft

  • @electricbrein180
    @electricbrein180 5 місяців тому +4

    one of this dude's newer shorts came up in my feed a few days ago and instead of recognizing where I'd seen him before in a normal way I had a full on acid-type flashback of this whole video. I hope you're proud of your contribution to our culture

  • @kitokeke1593
    @kitokeke1593 7 років тому +35

    I was in a little lamborgini sleeping on bookshelves in hollywood hills with 47 billion in my bank account.

    • @leone41ll
      @leone41ll 7 років тому

      TheSacredSkoshi 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sami-ur4jb
      @sami-ur4jb 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bluejay7058
    @bluejay7058 8 років тому +29

    You must have enough fuel units!
    You must have enough Lamberginis!
    You *turns into alien* MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 8 років тому

      +jstrayer31 yes it's an alien but the race is Protoss from Starcraft

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 8 років тому

      David Boyer You mean Zerg Rush?

  • @MrWearily
    @MrWearily 9 років тому +19

    I laughed so hard I could feel abs coming through my fat.

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 7 років тому +20

    He's more proud of the 7 new Hollywood Hills than he had to have installed to hold 2000 more Lamborghinis?

  • @Thedontlickthat
    @Thedontlickthat 3 роки тому +3

    This videos always motivates me to get more Lamborghinis

  • @Rawrzyouman
    @Rawrzyouman Рік тому +3

    Its been years and the construct additional pylons gets me every time

  • @doodoodudex
    @doodoodudex 8 років тому +19

    There are tears in my eyes.

  • @Vestu
    @Vestu 7 років тому +45

    only 47 lamborghini in my lamborghini account xD