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  • @laflame3425
    @laflame3425 9 років тому +1132

    3 kinds of Knowledge:
    Lamborghinis
    Ferraris
    Maseratis
    I lost a lung, holy shit.

  • @lllerlll
    @lllerlll 9 років тому +326

    Sid Meier said in his famous work Civilization V, the reason his game is so important, he said, we move away from college and we move towards Lamborghinis

  • @HollyworldDroAngels
    @HollyworldDroAngels 9 років тому +346

    Steps to acquire more freedom units:
    1. move away from college
    2. move towards lamborghinis

    • @MrHoovy-zo7bc
      @MrHoovy-zo7bc 2 роки тому +8

      The more Lamborghinis that are in a 5 mile radius of you the more successful you will be.

    • @enermaxstephens1051
      @enermaxstephens1051 Рік тому

      @@MrHoovy-zo7bc funny thing is it's probably the truth

  • @AdamTopGunDemamp
    @AdamTopGunDemamp 9 років тому +194

    "There's 3 kinds of knowledge Lamborghini's Ferrari's and Maserati's"

    • @LooxeY
      @LooxeY 4 роки тому +16

      - The Dalai Lama

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 роки тому +18

      What about Maserghinis?

    • @rdraven7356
      @rdraven7356 2 роки тому +5

      @@johnmartinez7440 don’t forget lamberati’s and Aston ferrartons

  • @joonchild.9393
    @joonchild.9393 8 років тому +455

    only 47 bank accounts in my account account

  • @JD23_
    @JD23_ 9 років тому +2132

    Craig is easily my favorite person on this website

    • @CraighasDysenteryOfficial
      @CraighasDysenteryOfficial  9 років тому +672

      +Jeff D When I read comments like this I know I made the right choice to drop out of kindergarten, thanks man

    • @Mid-no3pk
      @Mid-no3pk 9 років тому +191

      Craig has Dysentery Just one more nice comment to put into your nice comment account.

    • @Raeflower360me
      @Raeflower360me 9 років тому +19

      +Craig has Dysentery May you forever have 47,000 lamborghinis in your lamborghini account

    • @QualityKush
      @QualityKush 9 років тому +4

      +Jeff D and he has dysentery

    • @metalitcomesfromhell
      @metalitcomesfromhell 9 років тому +13

      +Raeflower And 47 bank accounts in his account account.

  • @FuckYoutubeCensorship
    @FuckYoutubeCensorship 9 років тому +1018

    3% luck
    40% skill
    Seven Lamborghinis (in the Hollywood hills)
    5% KNOWLEDGE-
    I almost died.

    • @pyro571
      @pyro571 9 років тому +17

      this video made me lose my lungs

    • @shuba9750
      @shuba9750 8 років тому +2

      +Pyro_t33thTV found u

    • @coreychen3374
      @coreychen3374 8 років тому +21

      +Teh0Wolf0Man 3% luck
      40 % skill
      seven lambroghinis in the hollywood hills
      5 % knowledge
      50 % girls
      and 100% reason to invest in gold

    • @thesavage2770
      @thesavage2770 6 років тому

      RhythmOvPain lol hentai picture, and btw the rest of the song is in another vid in his channel, its great

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 6 років тому

      Knowledge™

  • @MrTalksYT
    @MrTalksYT 8 років тому +432

    shopping list:
    -lamborghinis
    -pylons
    -gold
    -Mentors (5)
    -Books (2000)
    -Bookshelves (7)
    -book-staking slaves
    -Hollywood hills (47)
    -Warren Buffet body pillow

    • @ZashidProject
      @ZashidProject 8 років тому +1

      +The Classy 5 I dont understand the pylon joke.

    • @isaacfenigsohn3839
      @isaacfenigsohn3839 8 років тому +9

      +ZashidProject it's a reference to his "here in my garage video, where an audio clip from Starcraft plays saying "contract additional pylons"

    • @ZashidProject
      @ZashidProject 8 років тому

      Isaac Fenigsohn Okay haha thanks alot.

    • @EloFN
      @EloFN 8 років тому +4

      Don't worry I got it covered, I have 47 lamorghinis in my lambo account

    • @mybagofmilk8000
      @mybagofmilk8000 8 років тому +2

      +FixPlayEdit don't worry I got 47 hills in my Hollywood account

  • @ky9313
    @ky9313 8 років тому +411

    "YOU WANT THE REAL STUFF" IM CRYING

  • @Nepycros
    @Nepycros 9 років тому +157

    They didn't have dollars a thousand years ago. They had Lamborghinis.

  • @JellyForSale
    @JellyForSale 9 років тому +378

    Every time I hear Lamborghini in day to day life I now think of these videos and laugh a little, great work, Craig!

    • @JakeLondonRivers
      @JakeLondonRivers 9 років тому +10

      +JellyForSale well of course... if you wanna have lamborghinis in your lamborghini account

    • @Dracula_sb
      @Dracula_sb 8 років тому

      Same! Lmao

    • @twcoursolle
      @twcoursolle 8 років тому +1

      +JellyForSale "my grandmother died from a head on collision with a Lamborghini"

  • @UncleJimboo
    @UncleJimboo 9 років тому +307

    Bill zuckerberg..... Zuckerberg....

    • @unusedtanuki6909
      @unusedtanuki6909 9 років тому +64

      +kevin7993 ‘Nazi's in background‘

    • @NickTasy
      @NickTasy 4 роки тому

      @@unusedtanuki6909 Best part

  • @speedevil22
    @speedevil22 9 років тому +29

    "Sid Meier said in his famous work Civilization V, and the reason this game is so important, he said we move away from college and move towards LAMBORGHINIS."
    I can't breathe

  • @codytaecker8651
    @codytaecker8651 9 років тому +508

    Instructions were not clear, I've been watching Warren Buffet porn for the past 10 hours. Help me.

    • @alexlanser9285
      @alexlanser9285 9 років тому +97

      Try out some of that Lamborghini porn instead. Pro tip.

    • @elfberry
      @elfberry 8 років тому +1

      You might want to see a doctor

    • @Ironsonic100
      @Ironsonic100 8 років тому +1

      +Tack Hammer (Tackhammer) same

    • @hikid6990
      @hikid6990 4 роки тому

      what the frick

    • @THEHEXXEDGAL
      @THEHEXXEDGAL Рік тому

      Drop out of a college a day

  • @JBlizzyFan
    @JBlizzyFan 9 років тому +161

    oh god the song at the beggining

    • @CraighasDysenteryOfficial
      @CraighasDysenteryOfficial  9 років тому +64

      JBlizzyFan full version here ua-cam.com/video/4r8YQICmhD0/v-deo.html

    • @Penalicious89
      @Penalicious89 9 років тому +28

      +Craig has Dysentery U R A FUCKING LEGEND LMAO

    • @froidesprit
      @froidesprit 7 років тому +1

      +Craig has Dysentry Quality Lambos. I'm on the internet 24/7, and not even I can find the time to do whatever you've just done.

  • @jackdaniels1418
    @jackdaniels1418 9 років тому +84

    >Drops out of college
    >bumps into one zuckerberg
    >bumps into another zuckerberg
    >then into a few more zuckerbergs
    >??????
    >now I have five zuckerbergs in the hollywood hills

    • @ryansmith3448
      @ryansmith3448 6 років тому +10

      I only have 47 zuckerbergs in my zuckerberg account

  • @biggestjohnson5131
    @biggestjohnson5131 8 років тому +146

    got his pool ad while watching this.
    This is a sign

    • @femurvent
      @femurvent 8 років тому +22

      No, this is a Lamborghini

    • @ghl3186
      @ghl3186 8 років тому +5

      +michael koley This is knowledge

    • @AshyGr33n
      @AshyGr33n 8 років тому +3

      +G HL GNAWLEDGE

    • @fmmss2792
      @fmmss2792 8 років тому

      +Biggest Johnson (BulleTblaza3976) you know what I like more than signs? knowledge

    • @gutoguto0873
      @gutoguto0873 8 років тому

      Same

  • @soFallenfilms
    @soFallenfilms 9 років тому +126

    I was crying from laughter! Absolutely hilarious.

    • @DoomnightK
      @DoomnightK 9 років тому +20

      +soFallenfilms I always lose it at "you want the real stuff" xD

    • @CPTcakester117
      @CPTcakester117 8 років тому

      +DoomnightK FREEDOM UNITS

    • @ltsmum3316
      @ltsmum3316 Рік тому

      GO BACK TO CHINA

  • @lolpls8170
    @lolpls8170 8 років тому +276

    Please make a full version of the song in the first few seconds.

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 9 років тому +51

    Move away from college and toward Lamborghinis - Sid Meier

  • @theodenking169
    @theodenking169 Рік тому +4

    "We move away from college, and toward lamborghinis" - Sid Meier, _Civilization V_

  • @J.R.in_WV
    @J.R.in_WV 2 роки тому +9

    Love how he’s listening to himself on the stereo when he pulls in and it cuts off when he shuts the car off! 😂

  • @AndreBellCopywriter
    @AndreBellCopywriter 5 років тому +32

    I hate to admit it but I haven't laughed so hard in months. That ending is killer. I almost knocked my monitor off the desk laughing so hard.

  • @vincent21212
    @vincent21212 8 років тому +38

    I love how well YTP has grown up; handsome young man

  • @davidsandin2426
    @davidsandin2426 8 років тому +243

    someone make a full song of the intro

    • @CraighasDysenteryOfficial
      @CraighasDysenteryOfficial  8 років тому +120

      The amount of people who comment this without realizing I've already done it is incredible

    • @JustDataReviews
      @JustDataReviews 8 років тому +9

      +Craig has Dysentery why dont you just put a link in the note section of this video...

    • @SamifishstarPlays
      @SamifishstarPlays 8 років тому

      +David sandin The Song Name is Fort Minor - Remember The Name

    • @xTKS
      @xTKS 8 років тому

      +Craig has Dysentery what is the song u did link it plz

    • @maxtube1952
      @maxtube1952 8 років тому

      can't find the song...

  • @justinowens2077
    @justinowens2077 8 років тому +18

    1:05 Made me shit myself laughing

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 8 років тому +87

    I got a Tai Lopez ad before this video.

  • @Mediarahan003
    @Mediarahan003 9 років тому +29

    Craig, you've done it once again my nigguh.

  • @wjlasloThe2nd
    @wjlasloThe2nd 8 років тому +16

    3 kinds of knowledge...Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Maseratis...whoa man that's deep

  • @JoshyDMCOfficial
    @JoshyDMCOfficial 8 років тому +20

    0:36. "I wanted to remind myself of s dreare"

  • @Paulman.K
    @Paulman.K Рік тому +7

    You will never know how hard this made me laugh. Actual screaming and actual tears. I have never laughed harder in my life.

  • @sinistrality
    @sinistrality 8 років тому +4

    "It wasn't too long ago I was a pretty robotic virgin in a little island down in the Bahamas with only 47 bank accounts in my account account."

  • @austinmacneil9947
    @austinmacneil9947 7 років тому +14

    Bill Zuckerberg...Zuckerberg...HAIL

  • @joshstead6078
    @joshstead6078 8 років тому +27

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

  • @AyannaJ98
    @AyannaJ98 8 років тому +59

    0:34 Mazaghinni 😂

  • @The-Celestial
    @The-Celestial 3 роки тому +3

    1:54 I BURST OUT! HOLY SHIT!! 🤣

  • @Stelum1000
    @Stelum1000 8 років тому +32

    I was chewing liqorice, and clicked on this video. I choked half to death, was rushed to hospital and the liqorice had to be taken out by hand, haha, what a day.

    • @retrodpc9518
      @retrodpc9518 8 років тому

      +Stelum 1000 wait WHAT

    • @Stelum1000
      @Stelum1000 8 років тому

      Yeah, that was my initial reaction.

    • @dwrigh18
      @dwrigh18 8 років тому +4

      +Stelum 1000 do you take your helmet off when you eat?

    • @Stelum1000
      @Stelum1000 8 років тому +1

      +What is Real? No, why, is that requirement? I thought it just teleports into your mouth.

  • @iloveipodzeke12andqu
    @iloveipodzeke12andqu 8 років тому +53

    I got the ad you just made a parody out of as my ad that is fucking great

    • @iloveipodzeke12andqu
      @iloveipodzeke12andqu 8 років тому +1

      +Ashliegh Hamilton I i mean i got the old one, not this one my bad

  • @animal_4826
    @animal_4826 8 років тому +7

    "With only 47 bank accounts in my account account"

  • @_kijetesantakalu
    @_kijetesantakalu 8 років тому +6

    xD "3% luck, 40% skill, 7 lamborghinis in the hollywood hills, 5% knowledge" I hurt my gut laughing

  • @AHondaCivicEX
    @AHondaCivicEX 9 років тому +14

    attending college = prius
    dropout of college = lamborghini + maserati + ferreri + warren buffet body pillow
    ok, gotcha.

  • @pisse3000
    @pisse3000 8 років тому +4

    "It wasn't too long ago that I was a pretty robotic virgin on an island down in the Bahamas"
    Craig, you're a genious 😂👌

  • @SammyG987654321
    @SammyG987654321 9 років тому +8

    "Ah, so anyway, as a token of my appreciation, if you stay to the end, I will give-" I almost died here

  • @Wolfy4meh
    @Wolfy4meh 8 років тому +15

    *Clicks on video w/Tai Lopez
    *Gets Tai Lopez backyard advert
    *watches advert
    *Proceeds to watch Tai Lopez video

  • @NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY
    @NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY 8 років тому +77

    The Nazi Salute part was hilarious, Anne Frankly I don't like WW2 jokes.

    • @ED-jn4fg
      @ED-jn4fg 8 років тому

      +stargazer3593 lol

    • @Stelum1000
      @Stelum1000 8 років тому

      Get out. 😂

    • @idkwhattoputhere6223
      @idkwhattoputhere6223 8 років тому

      Just no, get out...

    • @weakestlink20
      @weakestlink20 8 років тому

      +stargazer3593 You spend too much time in history class to make such jokes.

    • @kevinr713
      @kevinr713 8 років тому +4

      Wow. I did nazi that coming.

  • @JohannSuarez
    @JohannSuarez 8 років тому +4

    "We move away from college and move towards Lamborghinis" AHAHAHAHA

  • @TheDenenator
    @TheDenenator 8 років тому +5

    3% luck, 40% skill, 7 Lamborghini's in the Hollywood hills

  • @JackLe1127
    @JackLe1127 8 років тому +18

    I died when I saw pylons on the list

  • @blueraven7273
    @blueraven7273 8 років тому +14

    After seeing that Nazi part my life is complete.

  • @Groggy_Joe
    @Groggy_Joe 9 років тому +5

    I had to get 7 Hollywood hills installed before I could watch this

  • @deign2win235
    @deign2win235 7 років тому

    lmao craig this is by far your best tai lopez edit. make this your new gold standard.

  • @FrivolousMerc
    @FrivolousMerc 8 років тому +1

    "You want the real stuff" Craig why must you kill me of laughter!

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 8 років тому +14

    DUDE... I want the full version of that song in the beginning!! Hahaha that would be sick!

    • @cheetahrawrs69
      @cheetahrawrs69 8 років тому +26

      Fort lopez ft. shia lebouf - remember the lamborghini

  • @MaxwellTornado
    @MaxwellTornado 8 років тому +4

    Is this... UA-cam poop? In 2015?! PRAISE BE, THE HOLY GENRE RETURNS!

  • @fitness3447
    @fitness3447 11 місяців тому +1

    Hahaha bro this has gotta be the funniest video I've watched in years. This shit had me laughing out loud hard af

  • @thebiruck
    @thebiruck 8 років тому

    Nothing on youtube makes me laugh more than your videos of tai lopez ahahahaha. omg!

  • @upturned1719
    @upturned1719 8 років тому +3

    I died when he said "You want the real stuff haha" KNOLLLLEEDGGE YOU MUST HAVE ENOUGH FUEL UNITS

  • @Redtecho
    @Redtecho 7 років тому +17

    I've rewatched this video about 3 times in the last week... each time I've gotten the same Tai Lopez add.... is he doing this intentionally... This has to be a conspiracy.

  • @masonsaulsbury9745
    @masonsaulsbury9745 8 років тому

    Just got an ad with the same guy talking about his backyard pool.
    Everything is perfect.

  • @knaperstekt7953
    @knaperstekt7953 9 років тому

    These are among the few videos I literally laugh at. Keep it up!

  • @DiehardGamerbro
    @DiehardGamerbro 9 років тому +4

    Tai lopez is a living meme

  • @milky4367
    @milky4367 7 років тому +6

    "Lamborghini porn"
    I'M DEAD

  • @cookiesaurus6536
    @cookiesaurus6536 8 років тому +2

    "you want the reaaalll stuufff"
    "you wanna find lovee"

  • @chapmanhere3397
    @chapmanhere3397 11 місяців тому

    Love these videos I can’t live without them

  • @Keyblademaster123100
    @Keyblademaster123100 9 років тому +26

    No way, where can i get a bank account account

  • @aaronhurst3874
    @aaronhurst3874 9 років тому +58

    how do I get the real stuff?

    • @rayaany.4069
      @rayaany.4069 9 років тому +34

      Thrust a girl

    • @nekotfarmer
      @nekotfarmer 8 років тому +5

      +Aaron Hurst Do you want the reeeeeeal stufff?

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar 4 роки тому

      Drop out of college

  • @krummyraider5421
    @krummyraider5421 8 років тому

    This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

  • @xSenZy
    @xSenZy 8 років тому

    I am not lieng craig. when he pulled into the garage listening t himself, i laughed the hardest i have ever laughed in my entire life. i literally could not breathe.

  • @Runenut
    @Runenut 8 років тому +3

    i fucking love these old mashup. just like old youtube poop

  • @JBlizzyFan
    @JBlizzyFan 9 років тому +4

    Funniest video of 2015, congrats

  • @asdaasda7837
    @asdaasda7837 7 років тому

    the start was hilarious, this guys a fucking genius editor lol

  • @urmumgeh4200
    @urmumgeh4200 9 років тому +1

    Thank you. I thought UA-cam was dead of funny shit. But you proved me wrong. Thumbs up for you.

  • @RevolutionaryJoystick
    @RevolutionaryJoystick 8 років тому +4

    GUYS! I JUST BOUGHT MYSELF A NEW MAZERGHINI FROM BILL ZUCKERBURG!

  • @crimsonxiv8184
    @crimsonxiv8184 8 років тому +8

    The real stuff.

  • @TroubleCauser22
    @TroubleCauser22 8 років тому +1

    The Freedom Units is my favourite part
    Absolutely crying!

  • @zapspiders92
    @zapspiders92 8 років тому +1

    The world needs a full length version of Remember the Lamborghinis

  • @danny5702
    @danny5702 4 роки тому +5

    man this shit was gold in 2015. anybody here in 2020

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds 8 років тому +15

    CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A FULL MUSIV VIDEO FOR THE FIRST SECONDS OF THIS VIDEO? I'LL PAY YOU

    • @stefball
      @stefball 2 роки тому

      Me too. But only if it's under USD 47 Billion Dollars

  • @cheetahrawrs69
    @cheetahrawrs69 8 років тому

    "remember the lamborghini" playing as he rolls into the garage.

  • @jeenyus720
    @jeenyus720 9 років тому +1

    "Move away college and move towards Lamborghinis" -Tai Lopez

  • @Rushv0
    @Rushv0 8 років тому +4

    I got a tai Lopez ad and I thought it was the video LOL

  • @supersoldier3700
    @supersoldier3700 8 років тому +10

    I got one of his ads right before the video lol.

  • @JakeLondonRivers
    @JakeLondonRivers 9 років тому +1

    Best comment section ever. Finally everyone appears to be on the same page. Such community you've built here, Craig.

  • @rachelposavetz2698
    @rachelposavetz2698 8 років тому

    OMG I am DYING laughing; I love you for making this

  • @alexawef
    @alexawef 8 років тому +8

    A "moserghini"
    LOL
    SUBBED

  • @DobeliusDobbe
    @DobeliusDobbe 9 років тому +3

    I can recall only a few times that I have laughed to the point it hurts... all your Tai lambo videos belong to that list :D

  • @abab1247
    @abab1247 3 роки тому +1

    I remember watching this 5 years ago. Had to come back. Lmfaoooo

  • @Vogav
    @Vogav 8 років тому

    The ad that popped up at the start of the video was Tai giving us a tour in his house. GG.

  • @JohnCuppi
    @JohnCuppi 8 років тому +6

    I wanted to remind myself of a dreer.

  • @mhrz9036
    @mhrz9036 8 років тому +5

    and a lamboratti before,and a mazerghini.

  • @BTown55WS
    @BTown55WS 8 років тому +1

    It's always a scary moment when you're trying to watch a parody of tai Lopez, and a tai Lopez ad comes on

  • @emeraldviolet2001
    @emeraldviolet2001 8 років тому

    Craig is the best re-editor ever. He may also cause me a burst gut

  • @SealingWG
    @SealingWG 8 років тому +5

    You want the *real stuff*. I'm crying.

  • @yourSwindelborg
    @yourSwindelborg 9 років тому +3

    I AM DEAD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @pabou1470
    @pabou1470 8 років тому

    "47 bank accounts in my bank account account"we r ded, thx craig

  • @ovalsquare
    @ovalsquare 8 років тому

    Videos like these are the ones that win the internet

  • @MyLittlePwnyta
    @MyLittlePwnyta 9 років тому +6

    I have 47 ferraris in my ferrari account.

  • @solid_mario3496
    @solid_mario3496 7 років тому +8

    47 bank accounts in my "Count Accounts" Do you guys know where I can get this too?

  • @Dejarik11
    @Dejarik11 9 років тому

    The Sid Meier CiV part is well done hahaha

  • @stefball
    @stefball 2 роки тому +2

    You know who doesn't have dysentery - Warren Buffet's Lamborghini bookshelf