The Fesh Pince of Blair 2: Uncle Phil Yiffs in Heaven Again

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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2014
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  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @unclephil1799
    @unclephil1799 8 років тому +6024

    Statement.

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 6 місяців тому +444

    I think one of the most underrated and simple bits is the shot of Will in bed at the hospital, possibly comatose or hooked up to life support, and the crowd laughs like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen.

    • @philcollinslover56705
      @philcollinslover56705 4 місяці тому +30

      I'm so broken. I started laughing from reading this, and I haven't even seen it yet.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 Місяць тому +2

      1:57 time stamp

  • @conkface
    @conkface Місяць тому +21

    5:07 Carlton completely derailing his negotiation with the police by incessantly repeating his name like a lunatic is the funniest shit ever.

  • @kie2
    @kie2 Рік тому +651

    I like that he feels the need to explain how Uncle Phil came back to life but Will gets shot and killed and is just back 3 years later

    • @group2gaming
      @group2gaming Рік тому +73

      obviously popeye helped him

    • @hamburg4034
      @hamburg4034 Рік тому +90

      He was confirmed to be God in fesh pince 1 so its fitting he comes back 3 years later

    • @aluthewox467
      @aluthewox467 11 місяців тому +25

      He survived but somehow got framed for his own murder attempt

    • @ElephasXFalconeri
      @ElephasXFalconeri Місяць тому +1

      He ate all his breffmints

    • @Zihantel
      @Zihantel 23 дні тому +1

      He's Hancock, but hasn't awakened his full potential yet

  • @latersatyr
    @latersatyr 6 років тому +5280

    I like the idea that Uncle Phil just walks around saying 'Phillip Banks" like a pokemon whenever he's not on screen

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 6 років тому +34

      Yeah lol

    • @foxbramble
      @foxbramble 5 років тому +308

      Fuck Phillip Banks, Banks wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his Banks.

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 5 років тому +264

      Do Pokemon walk around saying "Phillips Banks"??? I've never watched Pokemon, but if this is the case, I will absolutely start watching!

    • @cassdy91
      @cassdy91 5 років тому +5

      😂

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 5 років тому +162

      But @@foxbramble, aren't some of those banks?

  • @tStevester83
    @tStevester83 8 років тому +4417

    Not only does this take place over the course of 21 years and takes place in nine different televisions, it also takes place in Mario's dream.

    • @Rezuaq
      @Rezuaq 8 років тому +418

      DEEPEST
      LORE

    • @Giles1814
      @Giles1814 7 років тому +115

      It's called inception

    • @robertbaldie7
      @robertbaldie7 7 років тому +143

      This whole thing is the biggest fairy-tale I've ever seen.

    • @Sjimmijim
      @Sjimmijim 7 років тому +13

      FAIRY TALE

    • @carterwolk1242
      @carterwolk1242 7 років тому +71

      Thomas's Mediocre UA-cam Channel wow, 21 years. You must feel emotions.

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone Рік тому +810

    "If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How can he be so cruel-house?" That line used to make me laugh like a maniac. It has been six years since I last watched this, and it still makes me crack up.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 7 місяців тому +28

      I want you to know, I think about this quote near weekly

    • @SapphireHeartTippy
      @SapphireHeartTippy 6 місяців тому +25

      Do you know how humiliating it is..... To have a son?!?!

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 місяців тому +7

      @@SapphireHeartTippy *(cries and turns into Lucas)*

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 4 місяці тому +1

      12:11

    • @lemonaut1
      @lemonaut1 Місяць тому +1

      the fact that no one in irl would EVER say this

  • @RotatingPlatypus
    @RotatingPlatypus 3 роки тому +2324

    It's been years and I still crack up at "YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GOING TO NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS"

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 5 років тому +1198

    “They sent him *back* in time.”
    *THREE YEARS LATER*

    • @knivesinmediaog
      @knivesinmediaog 4 роки тому +77

      If they're from the future, that would be the past. Thus! The statement was and is true--hey! You don't talk to my wife like that!

    • @philadler7399
      @philadler7399 4 роки тому +20

      @@knivesinmediaog Who do you think you're talking-!

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 4 роки тому +15

      @@philadler7399 I'm Henry Firth!

    • @philadler7399
      @philadler7399 4 роки тому +18

      @@djk1288 Mr. Firth, will you please sit down!

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 4 роки тому +20

      Phil Adler HEY! You don't talk to my wife that way!

  • @thapoint09
    @thapoint09 7 років тому +1074

    I like how this poop takes place over 21 years.

    • @eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907
      @eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907 5 років тому +31

      thapoint09 3 years later

    • @slowfreq
      @slowfreq 5 років тому +6

      ♫ A man and a woman had AIDS, yes they did, yes they did~ ♫

    • @omarmickelson1204
      @omarmickelson1204 5 років тому +37

      You actually counted it too? I figured out that the story finishes in 2035.

    • @lochrine-8432
      @lochrine-8432 5 років тому +4

      thapoint09 8:26 *THANK YOU HONEY*

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 5 років тому +10

      @@omarmickelson1204 and Will is 35 by the end

  • @ReturnTheSlab932
    @ReturnTheSlab932 3 роки тому +756

    "No more hugs, Will."
    "MAN, YOU OWE ME!"
    "Oh, okay"

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy Рік тому +26

      I love how low quality the "oh ok" is

    • @hpholland
      @hpholland Рік тому +7

      @@PinkManGuyand the popeye title screen 😂

    • @fortisetlenisstudios3352
      @fortisetlenisstudios3352 Рік тому +1

      **gun cocks**
      "What's that?"
      "It's a gun!"

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor 11 місяців тому +10

      giMMe a hUg mAn

    • @rampantmutt9119
      @rampantmutt9119 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@PinkManGuyApparently Krobo did that line himself.

  • @bullmonty764
    @bullmonty764 Рік тому +430

    Can we just talk about how not only does Will’s dad leave, come back, and then leave a second time, but when Will invites him to dinner the first time, it takes him three years just to show up. And then he doesn’t show up again for another *nine* years!
    How could he be so cruel house?

    • @Aka_plays.
      @Aka_plays. 8 місяців тому +40

      TO HELL WITH HIM! HE IS NOT MY MOTHER!

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 6 місяців тому +27

      Well he’s not *meant* to be here for Will.
      He’s meant to be here for Geoffrey.

    • @Aka_plays.
      @Aka_plays. 6 місяців тому

      @@vedji1857 _Geoffrey.exe has encountered error._

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Aka_plays. Ya' kno' what I'm sayin'?

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Tunkkis Bull! BULL! Will is not a bowl!

  • @ryantries1218
    @ryantries1218 6 років тому +2410

    I just realized the AC in the pool house was broken for more than 6 years. How COULD he be so cruel house?

    • @WowzaBoyz
      @WowzaBoyz 5 років тому +231

      Ryan Tries also Will’s father was like 9 years late for their trip and still ended up canceling last minute, what a dick

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 роки тому +70

      He's a cruel
      house

    • @GioTheVax
      @GioTheVax 4 роки тому +17

      @@WowzaBoyz just like in the show

    • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
      @bonjoviwankenobi8533 4 роки тому +11

      He's nasty nasty, not paying for the AC

    • @brianbailey904
      @brianbailey904 4 роки тому +69

      It’s all Geoffrey’s fault. By only allowing Phil to have one Swedish meatball, he made Phil cruelhouse for the next 6+ years. Observe: 11:53

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 5 років тому +428

    "Mr. Firth could you please sit down?"
    "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that"

    • @Carlium
      @Carlium 4 роки тому +24

      @StartGame88 WOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @annazee4279
    @annazee4279 2 роки тому +77

    10:56 it's like he's trying to laugh alongside uncle phil to mask how upset he really is

  • @Majuular
    @Majuular Рік тому +156

    Uncle Phil's reaction to being told he can only have 1 meatball at 11:52 made me laugh so hard I thought my ribs were going to break.

    • @alejandrovaldez893
      @alejandrovaldez893 Рік тому +21

      This is so weird. We're both watching this in 2023 and I also can't stop laughing at that face and noise he makes when told he can only have one meatball.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 9 місяців тому +17

      And three years later he gets off to provocative images of meatballs in a large leather book.

    • @Aka_plays.
      @Aka_plays. 8 місяців тому +14

      How could he be so cruelhouse?

  • @LuxuryDragonessX
    @LuxuryDragonessX 6 років тому +757

    "Carlton you ever feel like this?"
    *_WHACK_*

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile 5 років тому +177

      All the time

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 роки тому +61

      @@AwesomeMooseSmile I love that he looks so sure of himself after he says that

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 4 роки тому +7

      @@AwesomeMooseSmile *chill music starts again*

    • @Doll_ie
      @Doll_ie 3 роки тому +9

      @@AwesomeMooseSmile *Distorted laugh track*
      "Come here, come here, you see that guy over there? I think he likes you."

    • @jesseozuna9544
      @jesseozuna9544 3 роки тому +2

      Well when you look this good you have to get used to it

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 9 років тому +585

    "Mr. Banks, your opening statement?"
    "Statement."
    Brilliant start, and it only got better from there!

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 9 років тому +58

      Let me tell you boys something about women.
      "Something about women."

    • @JunKazamaFan
      @JunKazamaFan 9 років тому +34

      taimak123
      Uncle Funcle is the king of telling it like it is.

    • @clapthonyclaptano3922
      @clapthonyclaptano3922 9 років тому +35

      The best part was....
      WHEN WILL WAS A BABY
      I WAS AFRAID OF BABIES.

    • @hpholland
      @hpholland Рік тому +1

      @@taimak123”Nevavnevavnevavnevavnevav”

  • @aaaaallie
    @aaaaallie 2 роки тому +191

    14:23 god, remember when “sus” was just a ytp thing?

  • @calebwashere
    @calebwashere 9 місяців тому +76

    "If only Dad would fix the air conditioning in the poolhouse. How could he be so cruelhouse?"
    I've repeated this phrase way more than anyone should

    • @Aka_plays.
      @Aka_plays. 7 місяців тому +2

      Shut up, Will.

  • @Vanth0ny
    @Vanth0ny 7 років тому +955

    Release that damn Fesh Pince 3 or I'm gonna sit down...
    EDIT 2024: Milk. It's Legal.

    • @dicedmeat7857
      @dicedmeat7857 7 років тому +142

      Anthony J Your grandchildren are gonna need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers!!!

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 6 років тому +111

      I'm Henry Firth.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 років тому +52

      @@hudgynsasdarl6967 wooOOHH

    • @emirlsanchos6302
      @emirlsanchos6302 5 років тому +52

      JustinJKJ Mister Firth, would you please sit down?

    • @ItzDrPlow
      @ItzDrPlow 5 років тому +84

      HEY. YOU DONT TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT

  • @dbzfan66
    @dbzfan66 5 років тому +1702

    The fact that he took the four darkest episodes (Will gets shot, Uncle Phil’s heart attack, the emotional scene with Will’s dad, and when Will and Carlton get arrested) and made them funny is fantastic!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 роки тому +145

      Carlton as a banger is the most pathetic thing in history. He does not deserve a sandwich.

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 2 роки тому +94

      As Ashley said, it’s not funny

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith Рік тому +48

      @@taimak123
      Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she’s upstairs talking on the phone. Don’t I feel like an idiot!

    • @Unikittylul
      @Unikittylul Рік тому +40

      Also snippets of the episode where Will married a woman just so he could do it (where the 3 years later transition comes from)

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy Рік тому +17

      "Hah hah."

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 Рік тому +60

    5:03
    I love bits like these where it sounds like a slick sample for an avant-garde hip-hop beat

  • @moos1n
    @moos1n 8 місяців тому +47

    'You're grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers" and "How could he be so cruelhouse" among many other phrases from this series are somehow still in my vocabulary to this day.

  • @ThumpingThromnambular
    @ThumpingThromnambular 5 років тому +1700

    "Whatever he needed whether it was pants or chicken."
    Underrated line.

  • @cs188
    @cs188 9 років тому +2244

    Actually, I thought this was *better* than the first one. You've out-crapped yourself!

    • @marlon6116
      @marlon6116 9 років тому +192

      Would you make me a sandwich?

    • @snooPINGAS
      @snooPINGAS 9 років тому +31

      pls overfill me with ur sweg

    • @snooPINGAS
      @snooPINGAS 9 років тому +7

      2muchwork4me

    • @liquidchato
      @liquidchato 9 років тому +27

      Ah, cs188 a wonderful pooper, two of my favorite poopers on one channel.

    • @VHSo_o
      @VHSo_o 9 років тому +23

      Z E R O Shut up, Will.

  • @fionordequester6748
    @fionordequester6748 6 місяців тому +53

    I love Vivian's reaction at 9:51--as though Phil stretching out like that was what actually happened xD

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor 6 місяців тому +6

      Uncle Phil also gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm saying

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 6 місяців тому +1

      @@DSMTheEditor
      you know what I'm sayin'?

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor 6 місяців тому +1

      @@DTheAustralian i said SIT DOOOOOOWN

  • @davisbowe8668
    @davisbowe8668 2 роки тому +601

    Lou: "I gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm saying"
    Uncle Phil: *begins to stretch himself outward* "Oh yeah, I know what you're saying"
    Such an underrated line.

    • @Jack5Official
      @Jack5Official 2 роки тому +42

      Will is gonna be crushed.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 9 місяців тому +5

      Uncle Phil takes things too literally. That’s why he thinks Grandchildren need grandchildren specific lawyers

  • @lemonbreadsf3828
    @lemonbreadsf3828 4 роки тому +908

    "If only Dad would fix the air conditioner at the pool house. How could he be so cruel-house!"

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +30

      _’shhhut up Will.’_

    • @evans7969
      @evans7969 3 роки тому +9

      Weird timing that I scrolled to the comments just as this part came up in the video lmao.

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому +1

      We believe that we should leave the internet as fluid and flexible and free as it has been.

    • @lemonbreadsf3828
      @lemonbreadsf3828 3 роки тому +1

      @@jjammmees ok

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому

      @@lemonbreadsf3828 That's good?

  • @DumbLamia
    @DumbLamia 8 років тому +311

    HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR YOU.
    HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR GEOFFREY

  • @bodhijordan7405
    @bodhijordan7405 3 роки тому +104

    4:51 is the funniest moment to me, the way that he just cuts Will off and tells him to die is way too funny to me

  • @itsybitsycherry
    @itsybitsycherry 7 місяців тому +22

    “Okay, I think you know who you’re talking to. I’m Carlton. Carlton Banks, you’re talking to. Carlton, it’s Carlton, Carlton, Carlton, Carlton.” is unironically my favorite underrated bit from this. Takes characterization to the extreme!

  • @slowlucio
    @slowlucio 7 років тому +950

    turn one of the saddest episodes in TV history to one of the funniest lmao

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 6 років тому +145

      That editting to make it look like his dad walked back into the room just to immediately walk back out again wordlessly made me laugh like nothing else. Uncle Fill's laughter with the Bowser death clip playing lmao

    • @SockWetter
      @SockWetter 5 років тому +2

      360player0000 why saddest

    • @eugeneketaminekrebs3403
      @eugeneketaminekrebs3403 5 років тому +30

      timc 39; it was about Will’s father. And we get to know why he abandoned him

    • @TheOtherLogan
      @TheOtherLogan 5 років тому +61

      ".....Hah-hah..."

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 5 років тому +10

      @@OldIronJohnson "PHO-PHO-PHOOONE!" (Aunt Viv's head explodes)

  • @xandert8527
    @xandert8527 6 років тому +335

    Hey Carlton, you ever feel like THIS? *hits him*
    All the time.

  • @thelaughingfire9513
    @thelaughingfire9513 3 роки тому +60

    "let those damn boys outa there or I'm gonna sit down" sent shivers down my spine

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 2 роки тому +671

    Carlton's Two Activities:
    1. Declaring his identity.
    2. Requesting the construction of an edible layered sculpture.

  • @generalhorseradish1702
    @generalhorseradish1702 4 роки тому +484

    *Fesh Pince 1 gets taken down yet again*
    WHAT?!
    BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK!!!

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +18

      GeneralHorse Radish _it doesn’t get put back up again_ ‘ok, somebody bury this.’

  • @FiremanPC
    @FiremanPC 8 років тому +1690

    I found a problem with this YTP. If they invent a cure for death, only usable once, but they also have a time machine, they could go back to the moment before the cure was used and use it again.
    However, that could be a black thing.

    • @jeffaaa4984
      @jeffaaa4984 8 років тому +187

      There is an obvious solution to this! Making me a sandwitch.

    • @muffchuff9220
      @muffchuff9220 7 років тому +81

      I'm having a heart attack

    • @jeffaaa4984
      @jeffaaa4984 7 років тому +96

      WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!

    • @muffchuff9220
      @muffchuff9220 7 років тому +57

      +Jordan keane (X) What the heck can you say about Philip banks?

    • @jeffaaa4984
      @jeffaaa4984 7 років тому +44

      OK somebody bury this!

  • @shrimpscampin
    @shrimpscampin 2 роки тому +82

    Phil saying his name like a Pokémon when he walks in gotta be the most underrated moment in this

  • @CornHolePatrol
    @CornHolePatrol 3 роки тому +353

    i think im having a heart attack..

    • @tamarrtolbert9562
      @tamarrtolbert9562 3 роки тому +89

      WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? You’re not my mother!!!

    • @Ozymandias2x
      @Ozymandias2x 3 роки тому +42

      I'm worried about you, Fatty!

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +14

      I’m sorry that everybody can’t be as stupit as you, Uncle Fill.

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife 3 роки тому +10

      How could you be so cruelhouse?!

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +11

      @@brunobucciaratiswife _Stupit...Stupit...Stupit... Uncle fill... Uncle fill... Uncle fill..._

  • @jakek5610
    @jakek5610 5 років тому +433

    “Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.”
    *Cries and turns into Lucas from Mother 3*

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 3 роки тому +31

      *I W A N T Y O U R B O D I E S*

    • @HunterIsRad
      @HunterIsRad 3 роки тому +20

      OH MY GOOOoood...

    • @ik0la
      @ik0la 2 роки тому +5

      lucas wouldn't know a lot about having parental figures

    • @ik0la
      @ik0la 2 роки тому +2

      @Anti Guy Yea, but he abandons Lucas to go look for Claus for years

  • @Adventuriseable
    @Adventuriseable 6 років тому +816

    6:27
    I, too, announce my presence when entering a room by continuously repeating my full name.

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 2 роки тому +389

    “This is terrible, I’m retarded” is a thought that I have often in that exact cadence

  • @thelight2230
    @thelight2230 3 роки тому +52

    7:25
    Will: "I guess we both said some things we didn't mean".
    Phil: "I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack."
    Lolz.

  • @littlebigcomrade
    @littlebigcomrade 5 років тому +1580

    11:34
    “-it’s so hot out there, the uh-huh girls just went UHHUHUHHHHUUUUUHH.}
    Killed me.

  • @Goose.Films.
    @Goose.Films. 5 років тому +1386

    This video officially ruined my first viewing of Papas got a brand new excuse. I was laughing my ass off throughout all of Lou and Uncle Phil's conversation because I could unhear the "are you happ-eeee"

    • @deadaccountlol9189
      @deadaccountlol9189 4 роки тому +205

      Same
      When he said "How come he doesn't want me, man" I started cracking up.
      "Haa Haa"

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 роки тому +149

      He's supposed to be here for GeoffrEEEEEE

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 роки тому +3

      Is it mostly from that one episode?

    • @philadler7399
      @philadler7399 4 роки тому +50

      @@diabl2master The pool house/cruel house/courthouse one is a different episode.

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 4 роки тому +78

      Same with the first one of these.
      "And you Find Geoffrey
      And you FIND Geoffrey
      And you *FIND* Geoffrey
      AND YOU **FIND** Geoffrey

  • @cody95
    @cody95 2 роки тому +195

    6:38 literally made me do a spit take 😂

  • @Badylird
    @Badylird Рік тому +44

    GOD the way the phone rings at 4:40 Is so funny to me

  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1 9 років тому +1271

    This is an absolute masterpiece.

    • @bobbobinson7788
      @bobbobinson7788 6 років тому +7

      Oh wow it's the funny guy, how come I haven't seen this comment here before UA-cam!?

    • @SlimbTheSlime
      @SlimbTheSlime 5 років тому +2

      @Gorrest Fump The phone’s dead, WILL

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife 3 роки тому +7

      This is a black thing isn’t it?

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +5

      @@brunobucciaratiswife _’I don’t have a biiiig BUTT like my worthy adversary Philip Banks.’_

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 2 роки тому +5

      NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS!

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 6 років тому +1171

    If only dad would fix the air conditioning in the pool house. How could he so so cruel *house* ?

    • @Derrickstare
      @Derrickstare 6 років тому +63

      came to the comments to see this line, it's what made me laugh the most lmao. 12:12

    • @xPrecisionx
      @xPrecisionx 6 років тому +119

      "Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son?"

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 6 років тому +26

      His sense of humor is sublime and I hope he has more material in him. Perfectly satisfied with what he's put out already though, much appreciated

    • @newfoundrooski
      @newfoundrooski 6 років тому +11

      “Hello Mr. Bbbbbbb”

    • @ZbJeeBies
      @ZbJeeBies 5 років тому +30

      "what's she doing?"
      "uncle phill, she--"
      *AGRESSIVE CHRISTMAS BARKING*

  • @stevenaguilera9202
    @stevenaguilera9202 4 роки тому +68

    4:08 "LET THOSE DAMN BOYS OUTTA THERE OR IM GONNA SIT DOWN "

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 3 роки тому +70

    "Is that guy a cop?"
    "I think that's my father."
    "So is he a cop?"

  • @Parnifia
    @Parnifia 9 років тому +450

    Approximately 18 years pass during this video.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 9 років тому +12

      What about that time travel part?

    • @Parnifia
      @Parnifia 9 років тому +18

      That's why I said "approximately." ;9

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 9 років тому +3

      Not to sound like a dummy, but I sort of lost track with "3 years later" over and over and it's pretty funny where the characters ended up. This video doesn't make too much sense to be honest, but who cares about that, it is funny. xD

    • @Parnifia
      @Parnifia 9 років тому +10

      Grandpa Scout Yeah, I'll be honest, you didn't come across as being particularly bright. My original post was mostly just a joke, that I counted how many times the "3 years later" bit was used. It held no significance.
      But whatever. It's the internet. If you want to seek meaning in a meaningless statement, nobody can rightfully stop you.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 9 років тому

      Parnifia the Bastard Yeah I suppose, I need to return to kindergarten class to learn numbers over 10. It's been far to long that I cannot count to 3... err... well, close to 2.99.

  • @Everclearfan86
    @Everclearfan86 5 років тому +600

    This video belongs in the Smithsonian

  • @HoshizakiYoshimasa
    @HoshizakiYoshimasa 2 роки тому +99

    3:45 to 11:02 Best sequence in YTP history for me. Just joke after joke after joke. All of them absolutely hilarious. I showed this to people who never seen YTPs and they were laughing so much!

    • @70sman
      @70sman 2 роки тому +15

      HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.

    • @hpholland
      @hpholland Рік тому +2

      @@70sman”…I’m Henry Firth…”

  • @WartyWarthogHogger
    @WartyWarthogHogger 2 роки тому +15

    Yep, it's time to come back here.

  • @erikshure360
    @erikshure360 4 роки тому +451

    10:21 After years of watching this I just now realized the chameleon on his back.

    • @callmewumple
      @callmewumple 3 роки тому +5

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @mitchelllongmuir4336
      @mitchelllongmuir4336 3 роки тому +17

      HOLY SHIT

    • @FatedFalcon
      @FatedFalcon 3 роки тому +22

      Same, took me 5 years to notice. A very subtle joke, but a damn good one.

    • @ClemPal
      @ClemPal 3 роки тому +37

      there's a few scattered throughout the video supposedly, I only found another one on Will's back between 0:44 - 0:45 but it goes by quick O_O

    • @omarmickelson1204
      @omarmickelson1204 3 роки тому +6

      @@ClemPal whoa, good eye.

  • @pineapplefarmer7352
    @pineapplefarmer7352 8 років тому +1927

    I do believe it's high time we see the Fesh Pince 3.

  • @lebbo88
    @lebbo88 3 роки тому +44

    1:43 "I. Pulled. Up to the cabin and I yelled to the cabbie *A U A U A U G H* "
    Damn it that will ALWAYS get. Every single time.

  • @MisterMalleable
    @MisterMalleable Рік тому +16

    Carlton as Lucas at 12:34 is the esoteric humor that gives me life!

  • @bgirlNOZOMI
    @bgirlNOZOMI 9 років тому +844

    That moment when Will's dad leaves, then comes back to the house, then leaves again just to be sure Will saw him leave that time.
    What a terrible father.

    • @anyertwopack628
      @anyertwopack628 9 років тому +150

      Its strange that you can still see the sadness in the source material despite the fact that this is a YTP

    • @hustlerfour
      @hustlerfour 9 років тому +9

      Anyer Twopack Watching anime teaches you to pay attention to mundane details and try to find forced meaning in everything
      Yes I'm looking at you madoka and shingeki

    • @anyertwopack628
      @anyertwopack628 9 років тому +58

      I dont watch anime.

    • @DrilRemover
      @DrilRemover 9 років тому +49

      Anyer Twopack Good

    • @StarfruitsurfridaHHH
      @StarfruitsurfridaHHH 9 років тому +11

      bgirlNOZOMI Will had a good laugh about it at 10:52 didn't he? But then again it wasn't suppose to funny, never mind.

  • @lecapitaine1017
    @lecapitaine1017 4 роки тому +431

    Criminally underrated part: "Wow. Fourteen years. You must feel emotions."

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +11

      *_’DEMON SOUNDS.’_*

    • @supermariobro93
      @supermariobro93 3 роки тому +30

      @@dracodeanglicus3857
      “I’m here for you, my brother… _mAkE mE a SaNdWiCh?”_ 😌🙌🥪

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +10

      @@supermariobro93 (Will’s nose inflates) _Three Years Later..._

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 2 роки тому +8

      I thought he was saying "emotionless", which makes it even funnier imo.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 роки тому +1

      @@davisbowe8668 That is what he's saying.
      ...
      Will you make me a sandwich?

  • @Punkini
    @Punkini 3 роки тому +60

    2:06 the laughter to sad aw’s is genius

  • @aaaaallie
    @aaaaallie 2 роки тому +45

    12:05 gets me every single time

  • @jackmcmuscles
    @jackmcmuscles 7 років тому +83

    "I think I'm having a heart attack-"
    "WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!"

  • @1999origamiguy
    @1999origamiguy 5 років тому +565

    Fesh pince 1 and 2 are the godfather pt. 1 & 2 of the ytp world.

    • @tStevester83
      @tStevester83 4 роки тому +19

      And just like the godfather, the second part is far superior

    • @omarmickelson1204
      @omarmickelson1204 4 роки тому +26

      And "The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair" is like a Scorcese film. A lot of the same ideas, and same actors, but an entirely different animal in the best possible way.

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere 3 роки тому +17

      @@omarmickelson1204 it's the Irishman of the YTP world, in that it's overly long but not a single moment feels wasted

    • @SinclairS2Engine
      @SinclairS2Engine 3 роки тому +10

      So if theres a 3rd Fesh pince, its gonna be pretty average compared to the first two?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому +10

      The French Prick of Hell's Fair would be Goodfellas

  • @Punkini
    @Punkini 2 роки тому +118

    “You see that dude over there?”
    “Is he a cop?”
    “He’s my father”
    “So is he a cop?”

  • @flaviocimolin8810
    @flaviocimolin8810 3 роки тому +34

    If there was ever a "Fesh Pince Greatest Songs" compilation, my favorite of all would be "You Sell Fish" with Carlton spraying Will's face. Always a classic tune.

  • @Piper2112
    @Piper2112 6 років тому +125

    The “Oh okay” kills me every time.

  • @charismaticrage5287
    @charismaticrage5287 8 років тому +299

    "My buddy likes you"
    *runs over to unlock cell*
    This is the best

  • @filmtalk2678
    @filmtalk2678 2 роки тому +44

    A really underrated line from this is "Why do you shave Ashley's ass cheeks?" Gets me everytime 😆😆😆.

  • @skakirask
    @skakirask 3 роки тому +154

    Still hoping for a Pt 3 where Carlton finally gets that sandwich.

  • @Sikthkid
    @Sikthkid 5 років тому +582

    After seeing this countless times, I JUST noticed the ‘e’ while Will speaks at 10:34. Love it.

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 5 років тому +957

    I know it's just a YTP, but 4:54 is pretty much in-character for Geoffrey.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 5 років тому +113

      That makes it even funnier

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 роки тому +57

      Click 4:58 to 5:00 to see him groove

    • @epsilon1572
      @epsilon1572 4 роки тому +85

      “Children. *demonic grunting*”

    • @zaczac5281
      @zaczac5281 4 роки тому +50

      9:50

    • @nicojipe3677
      @nicojipe3677 3 роки тому +16

      @@thehammurabichode7994 now i need a gif of that jeffrey groovin

  • @NeoRaze99
    @NeoRaze99 3 роки тому +87

    6:37
    "Fuck yo father. Fuck YOU nigga! You're a PHONE!!"
    The editing on that is utter perfection. It sounds so much like he actually said it, and his intensity even elevates realistically as he pours on the insults. That's my favorite Fesh Pince moment by far. I don't even use profanity in my speech, but that line is so freakin' hilarious to me, idk why! I guess I just love how he ends the stream of insults with calling him a phone 🤣🤣

  • @TheToqueWearer
    @TheToqueWearer 2 роки тому +41

    DO YOU KNOW. HOW HUMILIATING IT IS. TO HAVE A SON

    • @tStevester83
      @tStevester83 2 роки тому +5

      *cries and turns into Lucas from Mother 3*

  • @cubbycramer
    @cubbycramer 5 років тому +1001

    when a couple'a *ganondorfs*

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 роки тому +27

      *Zelda fans be like*

    • @tStevester83
      @tStevester83 4 роки тому +37

      Chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside the school and all shooting some b-ball-all.........

    • @Doll_ie
      @Doll_ie 3 роки тому +22

      @@tStevester83 "And my mom got scared she said: "You're moving." Up to the cabin, I yelled to the Cabin: "AAAAAAHHHHH!" And the cabin got scared and a couple of guys started shootin'."

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime 3 роки тому +6

      @@Doll_ie Look out look Out!! (Shoot)

    • @Doll_ie
      @Doll_ie 3 роки тому +8

      @@josukefrthistime *Will's mom enters*
      *Kisses Will*
      "GAY! AHAHAHAHAH!"
      *exits the room*

  • @LolzLolzFTW
    @LolzLolzFTW 8 років тому +206

    "Who is in charge here?"
    "I am."
    "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!"

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 8 років тому +13

      Would you please sit down?

    • @willjohnson6444
      @willjohnson6444 8 років тому +11

      +Internet Anarchist™ don't tell us to sit down!

    • @Ball4184
      @Ball4184 8 років тому +12

      +LolzLolzFTW Mr. Firth, could you please sit down?
      HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!

    • @WowzaBoyz
      @WowzaBoyz 8 років тому +10

      +GameGenes I'm Henry Firth...

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 8 років тому +6

      WowzaBoyz
      Mr. Firth would you please sit down

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 3 роки тому +26

    12:55 Ointments...ointments ointments ointments

  • @EdwardoFE
    @EdwardoFE 2 роки тому +1272

    AND THEN HE SLAPPED ME AT THE OSCARS

  • @leeqsmith2075
    @leeqsmith2075 4 роки тому +223

    "I think im having a heart attack"
    "WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER !!!!"

  • @reverbssb1036
    @reverbssb1036 7 років тому +62

    "My buddy likes you"
    *Instantly lets prisoner out*

  • @Plokijuh1229
    @Plokijuh1229 Рік тому +9

    "If only Dad could fix the air conditioner in the poolhouse, how could he be so cruelhouse?"

  • @lorenzoniccoli99ln
    @lorenzoniccoli99ln 3 роки тому +28

    1:14-1:22 why isn't anyone talking about this hilarious sequence?
    7:24 comedy gold

  • @DrPawsworth
    @DrPawsworth 8 років тому +144

    Now this is a story all about a couple 'a guys that were up to no good, shootin' sum Ball Ball outside my neighborhood! When a couple 'a *Ganondorfs* started chillin' out, relaxin' all cool shootin' sum B-Ball outside the school 'n all shootin' sum B-Ball-all-*all*-*all...* and my mom got scared and said "You're movin'!".
    I pulled up to a cabin and I yelled to the cabin "AAAAAAAAAAUGH!", the cabin got scared and a guy started shootin'! **bang**

  • @funfarter
    @funfarter 6 років тому +479

    When Will was a BABY I was scared of BABIES

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 5 років тому +27

      CUT THE CRAP!

    • @warwatch2614
      @warwatch2614 5 років тому +11

      e

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 5 років тому +28

      chris you a better man than me-e-e
      eeeeeeee?
      You happ-e?

    • @ghost6896
      @ghost6896 4 роки тому +7

      *Distorted Phil Grunts*

    • @zacri9434
      @zacri9434 4 роки тому +8

      Sit down
      I ain't got time for your lecture
      SITDOW

  • @OfLanceTheLonginus
    @OfLanceTheLonginus Рік тому +17

    We miss you
    We love you dad

  • @nolanrux7866
    @nolanrux7866 2 роки тому +73

    What we learn from Will's father:
    He's a cop
    He doesn't think
    He's scared of babies
    He has to stay f l e x i b l e
    He hasn't seen Will since he was 3 years old
    Uncle Phil is not his mother
    Uncle Phil is a better man than him
    He sits down
    He ain't got time for no lectures
    He ain't got time

  • @Clairebee
    @Clairebee 9 років тому +105

    All Carlton ever wanted was a sandwich and an operational pool house air conditioner.

  • @skeeterjackbug
    @skeeterjackbug 9 років тому +37

    12:15
    How could it be so cruel house?

  • @collinrue5846
    @collinrue5846 2 роки тому +141

    3:01 Will predicted what he would do at the Oscars

    • @IAmInfinitus208
      @IAmInfinitus208 2 роки тому +8

      I knew someone was gonna write that eventually in this vid.

    • @cbrad-eo6nt
      @cbrad-eo6nt 2 роки тому +15

      How could he be so cruelhouse?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому +13

      @@cbrad-eo6nt Did Chris Rock not feel PAIN when he was HURT? Did he not shit? Did he not drerj? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

    • @trentthehandrocker1292
      @trentthehandrocker1292 Рік тому

      1:20 really will? I thought you were the one doing the slapping

    • @djbackspin911
      @djbackspin911 Рік тому

      Oh my goodness

  • @stateofdart1238
    @stateofdart1238 Рік тому +9

    Something about the audience changing their reaction at 2:06 just gets me every time.

  • @SomeAfro
    @SomeAfro 9 років тому +112

    "If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house, how could he be so cruel house"

    • @clapthonyclaptano3922
      @clapthonyclaptano3922 9 років тому +20

      Shut up Will.

    • @adelx8426
      @adelx8426 9 років тому +18

      IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT.........

    • @SuperTiberian
      @SuperTiberian 9 років тому +5

      DaHuuuuuuudge "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!"

    • @adelx8426
      @adelx8426 9 років тому +6

      SuperTiberian Could you please sit down?

    • @richardhedinger4071
      @richardhedinger4071 9 років тому +6

      241rayman Better than Full House

  • @BalrogGameRoom
    @BalrogGameRoom 9 років тому +670

    gIvVE ME a HuG ManN
    Seriously though, this was one of the best poops ever.

    • @TheBadBuffalo
      @TheBadBuffalo 9 років тому +7

      I can't believe this right now

    • @srsbizman6649
      @srsbizman6649 9 років тому +9

      Memerog is satisfied

    • @poly_g6068
      @poly_g6068 9 років тому +2

      Best part of this poop xD

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 9 років тому +40

      Will you make me a sandwich?
      "No!"
      *Trashes the room*

    • @Pancakesmm
      @Pancakesmm 9 років тому +9

      Gasoline85 No more hugs, Will.

  • @Saren_95
    @Saren_95 2 місяці тому +3

    If I’m ever feeling down, I just come back and watch this again and I feel better right away

  • @JasonTate08
    @JasonTate08 2 роки тому +12

    One of the alltime best YTP-Videos ever made. Rest In Peace Uncle Phil and Shredder, we will never forget you James Avery.

  • @kingcobrajfsofficial
    @kingcobrajfsofficial 5 років тому +231

    When Will was a BABY, I was scared of BABIES.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 років тому +16

      A perfectly valid excuse to be an absent father. Babies are scary as fuck.

    • @coolname8133
      @coolname8133 4 роки тому +7

      bowl! Bowl! Will is not a bowl!

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 4 роки тому +9

      Will is not a Coat.

    • @funnyguy6387
      @funnyguy6387 3 роки тому +4

      Vedji Will is not a closet!

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 3 роки тому +4

      @@funnyguy6387 You get off my back!
      You are NOT my mother!!

  • @MarcoKlammer
    @MarcoKlammer 5 років тому +111

    10:46 Will's father returns for half a second just to leave again immediately 😂

    • @thememejester1792
      @thememejester1792 6 місяців тому +6

      Surprised he didn't repeat the "this is a black thing, isn't it?" gag there

  • @kyle_360
    @kyle_360 3 роки тому +18

    10:41 I like it he when he shouted at him as his head got shrunk lol.

  • @Benjiizus
    @Benjiizus 9 місяців тому +12

    I just realized at 8:56 Will is responding to Uncle Phil's question with the intro on top of the intro