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I mean, that's why you look at those prior to starting. If Simp hadn't wasted time with the knights and looked up what the ballistic missile is supposed to be, then he would see that the last column is pretty easy to achieve, because there is not much the opponent can even ruin.
@@Modie Darn right. "Clear your peices from A and H files" It says YOUR pieces. So either capture something with those pawns or get them captured and move the rook away. Easy. "4 Isolated pawns" Also easy. Any 4 pawns in a line or box not touching any non-pawn piece. Doesn't even say "YOUR" pawns. "Create a rook queen rook ballistic missle" The missle would just be making it - notice it says nothing about USING it. "Ask for draw in a winning position" Do the other three first then click draw and you've won the challenge - what your opponent does (accept or decline) doesn't matter.
That was a nice idea - but the Bingo tasks were over the top. Hopefully someone provides a card centred a little more inside the realms of reality that can be used.
Maybe the "ballistic missile" part made him think he it had something to do with the opening. Especially cause be was reading it while playing, so it confused him even more and he just wanted to move onto his next target quickly
@@CiaranMaxwell Yes, it is. Originally in a game where he put the queen behind two rooks on an open file. Edit: It was 1930 in a game against Nimzowitsch. (I don't think I can put a link here, but you can find it on Wikipedia if you google after "Alyekhin's canon".
by taking the rook in the end you activated tunnel vision so he didn't notice your queen and thought this pawn is free. You should've moved the light square bishop by one square so he tunnelvisions to your rook instead
I think this would be really easy if you strategize with the bingo card beforehand. Bottom left to top right is incredibly easy -- You just have to clear your back ranks, clear the sides, give away rooks, and refuse to take a royal fork. All mostly under your control and a few relate to each other
Chess bingo card format: N3; always free I/G3 & N2+4,: low stake early moves B/O3, I/G2+4 & N1+5: midgame tricky scenarios B/O2+4 & I/G1+5: late game moves or gambits B/O1+5: extra things that are either high risk or just quirky.
the only options to get the queen closer would be to either blunder it or move it by 1 square, and i don't think the guy would notice it defending the pawn anyway
@@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk He would, they pay attention to pieces that JUST moved. Once a piece hasn't moved for a turn or two it becomes invisible. But if it just moved they'll notice everything it's defending. Or even just moving something on the right side of board to draw his eyes there. Moving the bishop was the worst possible move, only drew attention to the extra move he didn't want the enemy to make.
I feel like this was fine and could have been done with just a little more memorization and planning. You had a mate in one, so you could have hung it just to get the free square, for example. I'd ask to give it another try, but I'm sure this will spark others to start giving similar challenges in the future.
Bro that may actually become a new series - Bingo chess Randomize that thing with python and see what's the least amount of moves you need to get the bingo (if you're not a coward)
I feel like the top right to bottom left diagonal (on the bingo card) was doable. Once youve forced a fork the only other squares just involve pushing your stuff around without getting checkmated
Ballistic Missile: Queen and both Rooks on the same file AKA "Alekhine's gun". Ballistic Missile is something else (Queen on starting square can capture other Queen on the other side of the board)
One of the diagonals isn't that bad. Most of that will happen naturally if you get close to a kind and pawn end game. The only extra one then is not taking a royal fork. So get that one out of the way, lose a lot of pieces, and then beat at 110 at an end game.
The fact that this 100 managed to completely crap all over the game with just one bishop is so infuriating 😅 I understand the ragequit. This guy was a complete idiot lol
@@kasparkirschbaum7588 It's an advanced square that's defended by a pawn where the bishop can sit comfortably and threaten a lot of space. Simp can't (immediately) threaten it with a pawn and can't challenge with any piece, so I'd say this fits all the criteria for being an outpost.
@@sorin_markov immediately? Now you make up your own rules. Call it a lighthouse or powercat or saladtosser, whatever, if it can be attacked by a pawn it is not an outpost.
Oh no; it's not an easy win so I better quit. This is worse than being a coward, it's just boring. You care too much about a win rate and not enough about playing the game. You still had tons of options.
But it’s only a 4x4, so it’s only Bing. Mission already failed.
Ingo
The bing 😂 The bing 😂 The bing 😂
Bigo
BINO
We all hate bing
An astounding amount of faith in the 100-rated player to see that queen defense of the pawn.
Right? That's what I tought as well
Yeah from across the board especially, if simp had doubled the defense using his bishop they probably wouldn’t have taken
To be fair, half of those options were too difficult for a Bing square anyways.
I mean, that's why you look at those prior to starting. If Simp hadn't wasted time with the knights and looked up what the ballistic missile is supposed to be, then he would see that the last column is pretty easy to achieve, because there is not much the opponent can even ruin.
@@Modie Darn right.
"Clear your peices from A and H files"
It says YOUR pieces. So either capture something with those pawns or get them captured and move the rook away. Easy.
"4 Isolated pawns"
Also easy. Any 4 pawns in a line or box not touching any non-pawn piece. Doesn't even say "YOUR" pawns.
"Create a rook queen rook ballistic missle"
The missle would just be making it - notice it says nothing about USING it.
"Ask for draw in a winning position"
Do the other three first then click draw and you've won the challenge - what your opponent does (accept or decline) doesn't matter.
Ironically the rook rook queen ballistic missile was one of the easiest one to achieve if you only knew what it was.
Alekhine's gun
Yeah, just stack the rooks and queen
@@AlexanderWeixelbaumer yeah tbf they couldve called it that and simp would've been able to look it up
@@AlexanderWeixelbaumerI always pronounce it as Alzheimer's gun
To be honest "rook rook queen missile" makes it kinda obvious, idk how one doesnt get it.
Not the little plane symbol under the Give away both Rooks tile. 💀💀💀
ikr
Ohhhh...
I saw it but it took me reading the comment to get it.^^
“Here comes the airplane!”
It's still too soon...
Oh shit I thought it was a plus sign
2:58 => please stop pushing paws or we may run out of possible French moves.
Me, a French : Well we can always surrender.
THE OTHER French move. Something to do with Bakery, I think...
Did the french ever surrender ??
That was a nice idea - but the Bingo tasks were over the top.
Hopefully someone provides a card centred a little more inside the realms of reality that can be used.
A pretty nice bingo game has already happened once. I think it was more than a year ago, you could find it.
Some of those were challenges within themselves. Hell I think some have even been on the channel.
Never underestimate the willingness of the 100-rated player to sacrifice material for a losing position.
You mean, "to sacrifice material to achieve a losing position."
Can these bingo tables please become the next "Reveal the challenge when X" trend?
"Maybe one day when I win the lottery I can buy a second monitor"
/me teaches Simp about pen and paper.
He's too poor for the pen and paper, he needs that second screen.
@@LoudWaffle,
He has one... on his cellphone.
That ending really sounds like what a coward is gonna do
Nice flag
I just realized it says “subscribe and your cat starts to speak french” in the upper left corner during the game
I only realized that after reading your comment 😂😂😂
Wait until you find out that it says something different up there every video.
2:27 technically, he hung M1 so you could have checked that bingo square
Actually the idea of bingo in 100 rated chess is really good, I guess you could make a new series
1:30
What's unclear about rook-rook-queen battery?
Maybe the "ballistic missile" part made him think he it had something to do with the opening. Especially cause be was reading it while playing, so it confused him even more and he just wanted to move onto his next target quickly
I wondered, too. I am sure he meant an "Alyekhin cannon".
@@hassanalihusseini1717 Huh. One of the simplest tactics in chess is named after someone? _Why?_
@@CiaranMaxwell Yes, it is. Originally in a game where he put the queen behind two rooks on an open file.
Edit: It was 1930 in a game against Nimzowitsch.
(I don't think I can put a link here, but you can find it on Wikipedia if you google after "Alyekhin's canon".
It sounds like it has something to do with Tennison Gambit ICBM Variation.
It was so obvious that the opponent wouldn't see the queen defending the pawn
Or that the rook was free.
Column 4 was probably the most doable one, and even then it's still super hard.
by taking the rook in the end you activated tunnel vision so he didn't notice your queen and thought this pawn is free. You should've moved the light square bishop by one square so he tunnelvisions to your rook instead
i think the rook rook queen missile is this
□■□■
■R■□
□R□■
■Q■□
Bingo squares were too much endgame oriented
I think this would be really easy if you strategize with the bingo card beforehand. Bottom left to top right is incredibly easy -- You just have to clear your back ranks, clear the sides, give away rooks, and refuse to take a royal fork. All mostly under your control and a few relate to each other
you got a difficult card this time, this challenge is interesting i hope this can continue with different arrangements and challenge
Chess bingo card format:
N3; always free
I/G3 & N2+4,: low stake early moves
B/O3, I/G2+4 & N1+5: midgame tricky scenarios
B/O2+4 & I/G1+5: late game moves or gambits
B/O1+5: extra things that are either high risk or just quirky.
Some of these challenges are pretty straightforward against normal chess players, but impossible against 100 rates ones...
Should have moved the queen closer just so it was REALLY obvious to the 100 rated that it was defended, you know they can't see long moves.
the only options to get the queen closer would be to either blunder it or move it by 1 square, and i don't think the guy would notice it defending the pawn anyway
@@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk He would, they pay attention to pieces that JUST moved. Once a piece hasn't moved for a turn or two it becomes invisible. But if it just moved they'll notice everything it's defending. Or even just moving something on the right side of board to draw his eyes there. Moving the bishop was the worst possible move, only drew attention to the extra move he didn't want the enemy to make.
@@Eira_99 alright that's a good point
Bingo chess, 1500% fail for check boxes.
I feel like the idea is really good and it should be done several times. But the squares need to be much more easy.
2:29 - Wouldn't Qh8+ Ke7 Qh5 have gotten you a 2nd Bigo Square?
4:01 - That blunders a Bigo Square.
I feel like this was fine and could have been done with just a little more memorization and planning. You had a mate in one, so you could have hung it just to get the free square, for example. I'd ask to give it another try, but I'm sure this will spark others to start giving similar challenges in the future.
"I hate this game" --Chess Simp, 2024
chingo (chess bingo)
That's a 6x6 board
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a 100 underpromote 😂
Bro that may actually become a new series - Bingo chess
Randomize that thing with python and see what's the least amount of moves you need to get the bingo (if you're not a coward)
I feel like the top right to bottom left diagonal (on the bingo card) was doable. Once youve forced a fork the only other squares just involve pushing your stuff around without getting checkmated
I think this works better with a longer time setting.
chess bingo gotta be its own series
You broke the Simp bingo man! You broke the Simp!
1:26 See "Alekhine's gun"
This should become a new chess variant.
Well, the video title doesn't lie
Ballistic Missile: Queen and both Rooks on the same file AKA "Alekhine's gun". Ballistic Missile is something else (Queen on starting square can capture other Queen on the other side of the board)
there was a bingo challange like this once already and he managed to do it
100 rated strike again.
The bottom right corner was asking you to create Alekhine's Gun
One of the diagonals isn't that bad. Most of that will happen naturally if you get close to a kind and pawn end game. The only extra one then is not taking a royal fork. So get that one out of the way, lose a lot of pieces, and then beat at 110 at an end game.
Probably would have been easier to go for the bottom-left/top-right diagonal.
The fact that this 100 managed to completely crap all over the game with just one bishop is so infuriating 😅 I understand the ragequit. This guy was a complete idiot lol
The best part is how he misunderstood the only challenge he completed
Thats what we call skill issue
He doesn’t have a second monitor
4 by 4 bingo that's biŋo
perfect timing for the video
"RRQ - Ballistic Missile" = triple up on a file?
I am subscribed but my cat isn't speaking French. Simp lied to me
2:30 Isn't it hang mate in 1 square?
It implies that Simp has to hang mate in 1, not the opponent
this was done before, with 5x5 bingo iirc. Can anyone find the video?
nvm found, it's literally titled bingo chess
Anti-spoiler barrier?
No?
Make an easier bingo table
disappointing
Video 200!! of asking simp to play fps chess 🎉🎉
I dont know how im still going
I can understand not having a chess set, but you don't have 2 monitors??
3:20 not an outpost
shut up nerd
It kinda is though?
If you mean by kinda outpost not an outpost at all, you are correct good sir
@@kasparkirschbaum7588 It's an advanced square that's defended by a pawn where the bishop can sit comfortably and threaten a lot of space. Simp can't (immediately) threaten it with a pawn and can't challenge with any piece, so I'd say this fits all the criteria for being an outpost.
@@sorin_markov immediately? Now you make up your own rules. Call it a lighthouse or powercat or saladtosser, whatever, if it can be attacked by a pawn it is not an outpost.
Simp rage quits! Rare and as always amusing.
yay
wait why couldnt he en passant from f4 to e5
You can only en passant after the pawns first double move.
Huh... 6 minutes ago. Why am I still awake 💀💀💀
Because the day just started. Unless you're in one of those commie timezones.
was about to watch the video but seeing where the opponent is from, dislike
Obligatory "Simp is a coward for giving up before the game ends" comment
How did you manage to forget to ask for a draw?
And that helps how?
1 minute 0 view?
Oh no; it's not an easy win so I better quit. This is worse than being a coward, it's just boring. You care too much about a win rate and not enough about playing the game. You still had tons of options.
Free palestine
cringe
"I hate this game. Have a great day": Chess Simp.
Understeandable. Thank you and have great day too.