Really? (looks at link) Fantasy Island? Isn't there already a show from the 70s with that name? Seriously, though, the two featured on that page look NOTHING like Elizabeth and Don Juan. Did the creators not watch the original movies before working on this show or forget what they looked like or something?
+looks at the webpage as well+ "...the mice (Smile and Top Connors), a clever dog named Fox..." Wait, *what?* Smile is supposed to be the _dog's_ name, while the other mouse was named Ronnie! Where did the name Fox come from?? Good God, is this entire franchise's story written via a game of telephone or something? Each installment is more distorted than the last!
@@elsie8757 Fun fact: The first movie was bookended by one of the mice (the one who got married in the other movie) telling the story as an old man to his grandkids, before his wife states that he likes to tell tall stories they shouldn't take too seriously. So I guess we can just assume this movie and the TV series are him making shit up again (at least, that makes it slightly more dark). "And then we were trapped in Atlantis." "Grandpa, that sounds like a load of bullshit." "No, it's true! Then we were given our own island where we lived for eternity and never saw our loved ones again." "*sighs* I'll get your pills."
It's odd how important color is in some parts of this film: the shark wants to destroy the sphere due to his hatred of yellow, and Don Juan thinks it's a good idea to drink the elixir of life because it's a pretty color.
There's a huge plot hole you didn't mention: The 1st movie was told as a flashback by one of the mice to his grandchildren. This movie doesn't explain how he went back to land.
Lol I'm not even kidding when I say that during Pingo's godawful song, you can literally hear someone say "This is scary!" in the crowed of weird characters. Look it up if you don't believe me. I'm just going to dare say it, but this movie's entire random plotting and storytelling reminds me a lot of Bakshi's Cool World.
Frisby2007 This movie is god awful crap . Also nevermind with what I said I found out you're a dumb annoying idiot sjw I saw you're cringe opinions and you're cringe beliefs .
6:23 Say it with me: And then Captain Planet, riding a chariot driven by Sea-Ponies, takes our heroes to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis. I may have gotten the quote wrong at some points, but you get the point.
Wait, this also contradicts the mouse narrator's story from the first one. There he and his wife are telling a story to their grandchildren. How would he tell that too her too? Unless he remarried but still...
@@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 He also aged into an old mouse, despite the elixir granting eternal life (and I assume youth since there are no old people around), so yeah, both stories are probably just the ramblings of a senile old mouse
Huh, I guess that explains why the good guys are okay with being forced to stay somewhere and never see their friends and family again, while the bad guys are the ones trying to escape
Its about 2 Americans who are offered eternal life and happiness, and all they have to do is drink the koolaid and never leave. Yep, pretty NK-ish to me.
Someone needs to track down and interview the creators of the animated Titanic movies, just so we can finally find out what the Amy Heckerling they were thinking when they made them. Did they just not realize the sinking of the Titanic was an actual historical event, as the Nostalgia Critic theorized? Did it really never occur to anyone that making a kid-friendly version of the worst maritime disaster in history might be the slightest bit in poor taste? Why did they bother making a sequel to the first movie if they weren't going to bother with continuity? Was there nobody who took a good, long look at what they were doing and cried, "STOP THIS MADNESS!"
I honestly have no idea, but I can't stand when anyone makes a work of fiction that sugarcoats or dismisses the real deaths of others. That's why I had beef with Anastasia as well.
The worst part is, kid-friendly material can include death in it. Just look at Disney! So yes, a kid-friendly retelling of the Titanic would work if handled right.
Probably the scariest part is that the dolphin says that Pingo will become unbearable if he's encouraged enough. Think about it. They imply he can be even worse.
Not to mention the fact that the sailor mouse was telling the story in the first film to his grandchildren. How does that happen if he's now on an island forever?
hey that's good. why? because of the ending of this movie means that the first film now no longer exists. and if the legend of the titanic no longer exists, it means there's no way the sequel can ever be made. in other words: it ends in such a way it wipes both itself and it's predecessor COMPLETELY out of existence.
Macbeth had the inner duality of acquiring power while holding on to his humanity. Ahab demonstrated how revenge can destroy others as well as yourself (no offense to you, Diva) Razor Teeth hates yellow. If that brilliantly established motivation doesn't give you goosebumps, I weep for you!
At least the rapping dog from "Titanic: The Legend Goes On" is performing for an appreciative audience, one consisting entirely of talking animals like himself, but an appreciative audience nonetheless.
The first one became notorious enough to sort of become a meme. I'm almost wondering if this movie got made and was done as incomprehensibly as possible just to cash in on that and try to make an even bigger meme.
Screw Drivers are banned in Atlantis Pingo, is friends with a sentient-talking screwdriver named Screwy Wow... this film is racist. Banning an entire living sentient species.
Screwy gets a pass as he is the one that gets to *screw* Pingo. And as Kennedy Davenport once said on season seven of RuPaul’s Drag Race, “Everyone enjoys a tight screw!”
I think... I think I finally figured out what the shellfish background singers are saying in the terrible shark rap. They're saying "oh, you, you, there's no one meaner than you". And I think the fact that I heard that means my sanity is officially gone.
something i'm surprised no one has mention is that the atlanteans have an AMNESIA RAY, if they didn't add that you could atleast make the excuse that they needed to keep them there so they wouldn't reveal that atlantis existed but because they can erase their memories they could have given our heros an option, live forever in atlantis with no connection to the outside world or go back home mortal and without memories of atlantis Then the mice would work as villains, having chosen to stay there in exchange for immortality but breaking that agreement and taking advantage of their immortality to take over the world.
The Atlantean aesthetics remind me of those 80's-era cartoons where character designs were primarily based on the toys they were importing. On second thought, that's not fair to the 80's cartoons. They usually at least restricted to toys that at least belonged in the same genres; robots, fantasy warriors, etc.
Honestly I kind of dig the look of this film for some reason maybe because it makes me think of something obscure and forgotten show that no one remembers except a certain few well, except this film which seems to be remember for probably not the reasons the creators wanted.
10:00 and I know this movie is already worse than ****, but in the Legend of Titanic one of the mouses had already grown into an old man and was telling a story to his grandchildren. this crap movie doesn't even have continuity. worse than Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return.
For some reason, the BGM in this movie is actually surprisingly good. A favorite of mine is the song that plays when the old man rat almost drowns and everyone turns on Mr. Rat Leader Guy.
Strange, I’ve gone through the other comments and no one seems to have brought up The little fun fact that the Italian studio that produced the movie outsourced its animation to another studio stationed in NORTH KOREA.
I thought Mondo Entertainment had some kind of deal with NorthKorea where they get paid to make cartoons for the country that double as propoganda. Suddenly the movie makes more sense. The Atlantians don't allow everyone to leave because their city is so "perfect" the rats are the bad guys because they want to leave.
The thing is, I’m an animation student and from what I’ve learned in the last year and a half, most of the things wrong with the animation in this movie (looping the same 10 second scenes over and over, terrible lip syncing, jumping from scene to scene) are all pretty easy things to fix. The fact that someone looked at this and thought it looked right means they were either crazy or just didn’t care (probably the second choice XD)
You know, these movies are more interesting than the James Cameron flick if only because they leave you completely mystified as to what mentality you have to be cursed with to EVER think something like this could EVER be appropriate. :/ These movies should be the subject of a psychological study into sociopath psychosis!
Yeah at least their environment is somewhat consistent. And LRH doesn't force his visitors to become immortal and stay in Atlantis forever without their consent...
"This place is making North Korea look like a model of freedom and sanity" Should we tell Diva that the two abominations of Titanic movies where animated by captive North Koreans?
1. Sins for making sharks the evil ones, again. They are not. 2. This would be a fine fantasy for kids, but why hang the thing on the Titanic? Doesn't need that. 3. At least the rapping dog made some twisted sense. It was a dog from New York who got passage back. Reason for a rap in 1912, nope- better then the sharks rap- yep.
Hey Diva, I got a musical for you to take apart: Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire. Can you review that piece of crap? I want to see you rip that one apart.
Nice take on Send in the Clowns (or should I say Send in the Crap). So Camelot is next in the caseload, huh? I've actually considered watching that movie myself for some time, though the minute you say Camelot, this always comes to mind for me--"we're knights of the round table, we dance when we're able."
Musical Hell yeah, I can imagine. It's a given, an easy joke to make. You should probably address Monty Python early in the review, just to get it out of the way (kinda like what you did in your very first review with the Gaston copycat character, sorry to bring that up).
It would seem Baron Vandertilt was Maltravers's name in the original Italian dub of the first film, it's just that nobody here bothered to stay consistent with the name change. It explains why his flunky Geoffreys kept his original name.
Anyone else notice the massive singing voice dissonance in this movie? Razorteeth is voiced by Gregory Snegoff, but when he has his little rap number he suddenly sounds like some generic black rapper. Worse though, is Pingo. He sounds like Paul Lynde for most of the number but during his "Welcome to Atlantis" song, he sounds like the Crypt Keeper all of a sudden. They weren't even trying to match their singing voices with their speaking voices.
In some twisted way, I can see the titanic being made into a musical. But here’s the catch, you can’t make it a campy adventure or a romance. It needs to have more of a dark underbelly, especially with the second class boards. If it was written with a Sweeney Todd style with real historical accuracy, the result could be a compelling tragedy with our immigrant protagonist.
Titanic HAS in fact been made into a musical--two, if you count The Unsinkable Molly Brown, but it's hardly the main focus. It does have a strong historic base, does go a bit into the different class distinctions, and has some rather lovely music (check out "Still," the duet for Isidor and Ida Strauss as they spend their last hours on the doomed vessel).
Actually, there was a story about a Russian celebrity drinking some sort of a cleaning product... It was highly publicised (and probably a publicity stunt).
That North Korea comment is kinda eerie to me. See, the nutjobs behind this film, Sek Studios, also made North Korean propoganda cartoons. Heck, I wouldn't question you if you said that THIS was one of those propoganda cartoons.
Actually Diva, combining the genres of Tin Pan Alley and 80s New Wave is easy to do. Taco did it with his cover of Puttin on the Ritz. He managed to put in part of Alexander’s Ragtime Band in part of the song. It’s not very long but it’s in there. And it was a Top Ten hit in 1982. But where Taco made it actually sound good and fun, Pingo just butchers it.
11:00 I’ll admit I thought this when I watched black panther. Like so many people live in normal cities but their public transport is from the next millennium?
I can come up with a good explanation to some of these plot points! The shark hates yellow because it's not a natural color, and everyone's fine with being stuck here forever because the elixir was drugged with some sort of evil will-twisting chemical.
I mean...they had an opportunity to say that only the king and queen of atlantis had the tools necessary to repair (and dismantle) Pingo, (rather than the weird and lame screwdriver ban) and to give the rats more motive to take over Atlantis and THEN the world (getting rid of the royalty allowing them to have the elixir of life). But of course creativity is far too much to ask of the people who made this.
Ah, Tentacolino. They say that when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Most of the time I gazed into the abyss all I saw was Ed Harris hanging out with a bunch underwater aliens. But it was only after watching this "movie" that I fully comprehended the meaning of that phrase. This is the kind of bad movie that changes you as a person. It makes you realize that Sartre was right. There is no God and everything is permitted, Including this. You realize that we do not live in a just or even sane universe, and that everything you loved no longer matters because this exists. You have to live the fact that you know this exists.
My only assumption that can explain Don Juan's behaviour is that he somehow escaped the confines of fiction and became a real human being, which drove him insane enough that he moved to Hollywood and became a filmmaker, making a movie in the hopes that creating fiction could return him to fiction. But alas, all that happened was he created The Room.
Your recap of the original (non-musical) "Legend of the Titanic" left out the fact that in that movie NO ONE died from the ship sinking! While large numbers died in the actual event. Still, I could see this movie being a so-bad-it's-good cult favorite like Troll 2 or The Room. But that could be just me.
I kept thinking when I saw this bit: While the Sharks torture the ship cuz it's Yellow and joins the Mouse group to take over the world The mermaids and Alantians, and following by list: 1. save the main group by kidnapping them to the Atlantis instead of finding ways to fix the sub 2. force them to drink a strange potion while giving them the 'surprise treatment' 3. after a clash of broken music, the abomination of a toy said "You can't go home" 4. after giving them a red herring they decide to go to war instead of sitting back and enjoy the villain's stupidity 5. Drop the main group on an island for the rest of their lives 6. laugh and cheer when the villain had a fate worse than death itself I mean World Hungry or not: I don't think the Mice and Sharks are the villains of the film We even kept seeing close ups of the male lead while repeatedly saying to keep calm; as if it's trying to foreshadow something like "Something's not right" and it would've make a good moral that if you stay calm about certain events you can easily identify a crime or trickery
Fuck, I just realized something... Don-whatever must have went through the magic tears/moonbeam/sadness ritual at some point or he shouldn't be able to understand the animals .... or all animals in this world spontaneously learned how to speak to humans, which for this movie actually sounds more likely.
As I recall, there's some line in the original movie which says that when Don Juan and Elizabeth's hearts were in true unity, he would be able to understand the animals too. So yeah, they were pretty much making this shit up as they went along.
wait... so the two mice they rescued were given the elixir but the mice that already lived there weren't? Why? Also, how were these mice able to swim from the bottom of the ocean to the surface without drowning? That's not including the fact that they were in an underwater battle while trying to surface.
Oh my god, you're actually doing the sequel to the other bad titanic animated movie. Of all movies, I wasn't expecting this. But it does come full circle since you did do Titanic, the legend goes on.
The worst part...in Italy, there is now a spin-off television show about them all living on the island.
Seriously? What's the name of the show if you don't mind me asking?
Jansci7G Thank you!
Really? (looks at link) Fantasy Island? Isn't there already a show from the 70s with that name?
Seriously, though, the two featured on that page look NOTHING like Elizabeth and Don Juan. Did the creators not watch the original movies before working on this show or forget what they looked like or something?
+looks at the webpage as well+
"...the mice (Smile and Top Connors), a clever dog named Fox..."
Wait, *what?* Smile is supposed to be the _dog's_ name, while the other mouse was named Ronnie! Where did the name Fox come from?? Good God, is this entire franchise's story written via a game of telephone or something? Each installment is more distorted than the last!
@@elsie8757 Fun fact: The first movie was bookended by one of the mice (the one who got married in the other movie) telling the story as an old man to his grandkids, before his wife states that he likes to tell tall stories they shouldn't take too seriously. So I guess we can just assume this movie and the TV series are him making shit up again (at least, that makes it slightly more dark).
"And then we were trapped in Atlantis."
"Grandpa, that sounds like a load of bullshit."
"No, it's true! Then we were given our own island where we lived for eternity and never saw our loved ones again."
"*sighs* I'll get your pills."
I dunno what's worse about Pingu's song: The cringey fish puns, the creepy high pitched voice, or his constant, heavy breathing.
All three of them
InstaBlaster.
@Amelia Bee What’s wrong is Pingu himself. He’s a fish with a spring literally shoved up into his body. It can’t get any worse than that!
@@kenthuang436 Atlantis is the only place...
W H E R E Y O U A L W A Y S S T A Y A W A K E
Yes
It's odd how important color is in some parts of this film: the shark wants to destroy the sphere due to his hatred of yellow, and Don Juan thinks it's a good idea to drink the elixir of life because it's a pretty color.
pookywooky42 Yeah, they are kind of crazy about it.....
"The skull and crossbones are especially adorable!" *glug, glug, glug*
Even though the shark is _wearing_ yellow in parts of his outfit...
By that logic I should go drink some laundry detergent.
Why not Tide Pods? They really are such pretty colors in them!
For a movie called 'Tentacolino'...Tentacolino is hardly in it!
There's also no searching for the Titanic for a film also called In Search of the Titanic!
And the title character is ACCHUEALLY named Arty.
And wasn't his name Tentacles?
I expected a movie with more Japanese and less clothing, in some scenes.
There's a huge plot hole you didn't mention: The 1st movie was told as a flashback by one of the mice to his grandchildren. This movie doesn't explain how he went back to land.
Believe it or not, there's a TV show based on this movie that explains it.
@@nickcopeland6915 Really?!
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits Afraid so. It's called Fantasy Island. You can find all the episodes on UA-cam, but watch at the risk of your own sanity.
@@nickcopeland6915just don’t watch it I have series that is better in concept even though it is fanfiction like although I call it internet literature
Lol I'm not even kidding when I say that during Pingo's godawful song, you can literally hear someone say "This is scary!" in the crowed of weird characters. Look it up if you don't believe me.
I'm just going to dare say it, but this movie's entire random plotting and storytelling reminds me a lot of Bakshi's Cool World.
Frisby2007
This movie is god awful crap . Also nevermind with what I said I found out you're a dumb annoying idiot sjw I saw you're cringe opinions and you're cringe beliefs .
about ten seconds later the same person says 'stop, this is weird', you'd have to listen to it though because she says it really quietly
Creepy.
Frisby2007 Yes it is, poor soul! I think we know who the real victims of the Titanic should be!
@@joeelie7769 And by "Lilith" you most certainly mean Lily "I'm a transgender Nazi with an imaginary friend named Billy" Orchard?
"Your hate only makes me stronger."
Most relatable thing ever said.
6:23 Say it with me:
And then Captain Planet, riding a chariot driven by Sea-Ponies, takes our heroes to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis.
I may have gotten the quote wrong at some points, but you get the point.
Ah yes. That quote from The Mysterious Mr. Enter’s Animated Atrocities.
Von Fuzzylegs is such a noble name.
Not to be confused with Asgore von Fluffybuns.
Or to be confused with Mathilda von Fuzzboot.
Wait, this also contradicts the mouse narrator's story from the first one. There he and his wife are telling a story to their grandchildren. How would he tell that too her too? Unless he remarried but still...
I just believe this drug-induced stories.
@@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 He also aged into an old mouse, despite the elixir granting eternal life (and I assume youth since there are no old people around), so yeah, both stories are probably just the ramblings of a senile old mouse
@@Mathilde_Bruhn Clearly, Grandpa's off his meds again.
The TV show explains that. Yes there was a TV show
"This place is making North Korea look like a model of freedom and sanity"
Believe it or not, this movie was actually produced in North Korea
Huh, I guess that explains why the good guys are okay with being forced to stay somewhere and never see their friends and family again, while the bad guys are the ones trying to escape
Its about 2 Americans who are offered eternal life and happiness, and all they have to do is drink the koolaid and never leave. Yep, pretty NK-ish to me.
Diva's got some pipes on her.
She is a “Fallen Angel of Music,” after all
Your parody of "Send in the Clowns" at the end was better than *any* of the songs from this movie! 😆👏
That is surprisingly ironic considering that the series ended after 135 episodes.
The way Pingo describes Atlantis is not far off from the way a Twilight Zone esque mayor would describe his town
Someone needs to track down and interview the creators of the animated Titanic movies, just so we can finally find out what the Amy Heckerling they were thinking when they made them. Did they just not realize the sinking of the Titanic was an actual historical event, as the Nostalgia Critic theorized? Did it really never occur to anyone that making a kid-friendly version of the worst maritime disaster in history might be the slightest bit in poor taste? Why did they bother making a sequel to the first movie if they weren't going to bother with continuity? Was there nobody who took a good, long look at what they were doing and cried, "STOP THIS MADNESS!"
I honestly have no idea, but I can't stand when anyone makes a work of fiction that sugarcoats or dismisses the real deaths of others. That's why I had beef with Anastasia as well.
We should try them for crimes against humanity.
Ghostwriter, no, we should try them for crimes against the people of Atlantis for completely misrepresenting their society.
Ivan as Anastasia= Kawaii!!! 💖😝💖
Anastasia as herself= fucking Bitch got history wrong. 😠😠😠
The worst part is, kid-friendly material can include death in it. Just look at Disney!
So yes, a kid-friendly retelling of the Titanic would work if handled right.
Probably the scariest part is that the dolphin says that Pingo will become unbearable if he's encouraged enough. Think about it. They imply he can be even worse.
Not to mention the fact that the sailor mouse was telling the story in the first film to his grandchildren. How does that happen if he's now on an island forever?
Technically, it was the second film. The first film had the rapping dog. The second one had the puppy-faced octopus
Garbage.
hey that's good. why? because of the ending of this movie means that the first film now no longer exists. and if the legend of the titanic no longer exists, it means there's no way the sequel can ever be made. in other words: it ends in such a way it wipes both itself and it's predecessor COMPLETELY out of existence.
There’s a Tentacolino Tv show that explains how he did it.
Macbeth had the inner duality of acquiring power while holding on to his humanity.
Ahab demonstrated how revenge can destroy others as well as yourself (no offense to you, Diva)
Razor Teeth hates yellow. If that brilliantly established motivation doesn't give you goosebumps, I weep for you!
Quote by Noatalgia Critic
“Oh Hugh Hugh, there’s no whacking out of you
Oh Mew Mew, there’s no walking on the moon.”
- Background Singing Oysters (as told by Nostalgia Critic)
XD
At least the rapping dog from "Titanic: The Legend Goes On" is performing for an appreciative audience, one consisting entirely of talking animals like himself, but an appreciative audience nonetheless.
The first one became notorious enough to sort of become a meme. I'm almost wondering if this movie got made and was done as incomprehensibly as possible just to cash in on that and try to make an even bigger meme.
Wait, so they banned screwdrivers because people tried to murder Pingo by taking him apart right? That's it yeah?
Is it just me or the "atlantians" look like Captain planet ripoffs?
MrEnter said that in his review.
More like He-Man mix with My Little Pony and Captain Planet
Dammit, Spongebob made the ocean look fun.
This makes me want to puke.
Screw Drivers are banned in Atlantis
Pingo, is friends with a sentient-talking screwdriver named Screwy
Wow... this film is racist. Banning an entire living sentient species.
Or maybe Atlantis is hypocritical.
"You banned an entire race of people just for existing?! That's America's job!"
~Nostalgia Critic
Screwy gets a pass as he is the one that gets to *screw* Pingo. And as Kennedy Davenport once said on season seven of RuPaul’s Drag Race, “Everyone enjoys a tight screw!”
wow, for the most hellish lawmaker in all of underworld, your singing voice is almost angelically beautiful
As soon as Pingo showed up, my Winamp started playing Keith Emerson's 'Mater Tenebrarum'. Coincidence? I think not.
That's a nice set of pipes you've got, Ms. Esterle.
I think... I think I finally figured out what the shellfish background singers are saying in the terrible shark rap. They're saying "oh, you, you, there's no one meaner than you". And I think the fact that I heard that means my sanity is officially gone.
I just can't hear it as that.
something i'm surprised no one has mention is that the atlanteans have an AMNESIA RAY, if they didn't add that you could atleast make the excuse that they needed to keep them there so they wouldn't reveal that atlantis existed but because they can erase their memories they could have given our heros an option, live forever in atlantis with no connection to the outside world or go back home mortal and without memories of atlantis Then the mice would work as villains, having chosen to stay there in exchange for immortality but breaking that agreement and taking advantage of their immortality to take over the world.
I have a feeling the movie was poorly translated.
Though I'm sure the original made little sense, too
Someone needs to make an animation following that plot line and without Pingu altogether.
For a devil, you have the singing voice of an angel.
Your voice is truly beautiful
Toilet bowl cleaner is my favorite drink.
4:00 ...Every color is a color of light, except for black, which is the absence of light.
The Atlantean aesthetics remind me of those 80's-era cartoons where character designs were primarily based on the toys they were importing.
On second thought, that's not fair to the 80's cartoons. They usually at least restricted to toys that at least belonged in the same genres; robots, fantasy warriors, etc.
Honestly I kind of dig the look of this film for some reason maybe because it makes me think of something obscure and forgotten show that no one remembers except a certain few well, except this film which seems to be remember for probably not the reasons the creators wanted.
I like how the dog just right off the bat assumes hell, dog must have done some bad shit.
9:48
Nah. I’m pretty sure the writers and everyone else who worked on this “movie” drank the entire stock.
One day I would love to see Diva tackle Burlesque, though it covers similar ground as Rock of Ages.
I'm glad I never saw that movie.
And you were good with your "Send in the Clowns" parody.
10:00 and I know this movie is already worse than ****, but in the Legend of Titanic one of the mouses had already grown into an old man and was telling a story to his grandchildren. this crap movie doesn't even have continuity. worse than Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return.
I just love the ending song for this video, You have an awesome voice, Diva~
"Margaret von Fuzzylegs" sounds adorable.
"They don't want main ingenue?"
"They don't want me gnashing you?"
"There's no watt mean adja nyuuuuuu?"
6:47
Well, thanks for putting that idea on the children’s heads now!
Did your dog ever bite you? He could go to hell!
For some reason, the BGM in this movie is actually surprisingly good. A favorite of mine is the song that plays when the old man rat almost drowns and everyone turns on Mr. Rat Leader Guy.
My mind went to the exact same place when I heard Don Juan!
Lucy Carolyn As Jess pointed out, I just had to go there.
+Musical Hell nice
+Musical Hell Would you be willing to review The Singing Nun?
+Lucy Carolyn Mine did too
I even sang it too XD
Strange, I’ve gone through the other comments and no one seems to have brought up The little fun fact that the Italian studio that produced the movie outsourced its animation to another studio stationed in NORTH KOREA.
I thought Mondo Entertainment had some kind of deal with NorthKorea where they get paid to make cartoons for the country that double as propoganda. Suddenly the movie makes more sense. The Atlantians don't allow everyone to leave because their city is so "perfect" the rats are the bad guys because they want to leave.
Margaret, the original film was so bad all the cast was put into witness protection, that’s why the character names changed!
Oh wow, didn't realize this was an Italian/North-Korean joint production. Now it makes a little more sense.
The thing is, I’m an animation student and from what I’ve learned in the last year and a half, most of the things wrong with the animation in this movie (looping the same 10 second scenes over and over, terrible lip syncing, jumping from scene to scene) are all pretty easy things to fix. The fact that someone looked at this and thought it looked right means they were either crazy or just didn’t care (probably the second choice XD)
You know, these movies are more interesting than the James Cameron flick if only because they leave you completely mystified as to what mentality you have to be cursed with to EVER think something like this could EVER be appropriate. :/
These movies should be the subject of a psychological study into sociopath psychosis!
your voice is amazing.
If I had to pick between this Atlantis and the Atlantis from SpongeBob, I'd choose SpongeBob. Awesome review, by the way!
Yeah at least their environment is somewhat consistent. And LRH doesn't force his visitors to become immortal and stay in Atlantis forever without their consent...
Is the Disney version of Atlantis an option as well?
At least I wouldn't wanna kill everyon near me.
Even creepier, we never see the identity of the king in Tentacollino’s Atlantis.
@@skyjack1 it's paltaine. Makes sense that this bastard is evil.
@Musical Hell that 🎵Don Juan triumphant🎵 thing really made me laugh lol
I wonder if Pingo is related to Zebedee from the Magic Roundabout. Also, Pi-Rat king XD
You will NOT , I repeat , NOT compare This Abomination to the Magic Roundabout movie ( although the American dub is pretty terrible).
What about Zebad?
13:50 There's a reason for that...this was mostly animated in N. Korea. No, really.
"This place is making North Korea look like a model of freedom and sanity"
Should we tell Diva that the two abominations of Titanic movies where animated by captive North Koreans?
I thought Mondo TV gets paid to make propoganda for that country?
@@koichidignitythief7429 let the mass madness begin.
Fun fact the studio that made this movie, outsourced to a North Korean animation studio.
1. Sins for making sharks the evil ones, again. They are not. 2. This would be a fine fantasy for kids, but why hang the thing on the Titanic? Doesn't need that. 3. At least the rapping dog made some twisted sense. It was a dog from New York who got passage back. Reason for a rap in 1912, nope- better then the sharks rap- yep.
binging on your videos lately, I love them!
Hey Diva, I got a musical for you to take apart: Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire. Can you review that piece of crap? I want to see you rip that one apart.
Oh geez, I've heard that title come up a couple of times. I'm probably going to have to check it out.
Can you review "The Oogiloves in the Big Balloon Adventure"?
thats a must
boyblogtv Indeed.
Ooh, yes, that's literally the worse one out there,they didn't even try to write decent songs in that but its scooby doo!
Nice take on Send in the Clowns (or should I say Send in the Crap). So Camelot is next in the caseload, huh? I've actually considered watching that movie myself for some time, though the minute you say Camelot, this always comes to mind for me--"we're knights of the round table, we dance when we're able."
harrietamidala1691 You don't know how hard it is to write a review on an Arthurian tale while keeping the Monty Python references to a minimum.
Musical Hell
yeah, I can imagine. It's a given, an easy joke to make. You should probably address Monty Python early in the review, just to get it out of the way (kinda like what you did in your very first review with the Gaston copycat character, sorry to bring that up).
harrietamidala1691 Maybe just introduce the kingdom of Camelot itself, cut to Patsy saying "It's only a model", mutter an apology, and then go on. :D
Amie Fortman Get on with it!
harrietamidala1691 And what do ya know? Both those jokes ended up in the review!
It would seem Baron Vandertilt was Maltravers's name in the original Italian dub of the first film, it's just that nobody here bothered to stay consistent with the name change. It explains why his flunky Geoffreys kept his original name.
Anyone else notice the massive singing voice dissonance in this movie? Razorteeth is voiced by Gregory Snegoff, but when he has his little rap number he suddenly sounds like some generic black rapper. Worse though, is Pingo. He sounds like Paul Lynde for most of the number but during his "Welcome to Atlantis" song, he sounds like the Crypt Keeper all of a sudden. They weren't even trying to match their singing voices with their speaking voices.
Great review! I liked the cameos.
Oof. Here in the future, two rich people diving in search of the Titanic and getting lost reads a lot different than backk then, doesn't it?
Now that you mention it...
In some twisted way, I can see the titanic being made into a musical. But here’s the catch, you can’t make it a campy adventure or a romance. It needs to have more of a dark underbelly, especially with the second class boards. If it was written with a Sweeney Todd style with real historical accuracy, the result could be a compelling tragedy with our immigrant protagonist.
Titanic HAS in fact been made into a musical--two, if you count The Unsinkable Molly Brown, but it's hardly the main focus. It does have a strong historic base, does go a bit into the different class distinctions, and has some rather lovely music (check out "Still," the duet for Isidor and Ida Strauss as they spend their last hours on the doomed vessel).
Musical Hell and this is why I watch you!
I would love to see you react to Barbie's movies. Like any of them. I remember watching them as a kid and holy shit just why?
Actually, there was a story about a Russian celebrity drinking some sort of a cleaning product... It was highly publicised (and probably a publicity stunt).
"There must have been some high grade weed going around the writer's room."
That would explain a lot.
Oh my opposition. Send in the Crap made me laugh so hard I almost did.
I took Italian in 7th and 8th grade and "tre anni dopo" does mean 3 years later or the literal translation 3 years after
That North Korea comment is kinda eerie to me. See, the nutjobs behind this film, Sek Studios, also made North Korean propoganda cartoons. Heck, I wouldn't question you if you said that THIS was one of those propoganda cartoons.
Actually Diva, combining the genres of Tin Pan Alley and 80s New Wave is easy to do. Taco did it with his cover of Puttin on the Ritz. He managed to put in part of Alexander’s Ragtime Band in part of the song. It’s not very long but it’s in there. And it was a Top Ten hit in 1982. But where Taco made it actually sound good and fun, Pingo just butchers it.
Herb Alpert does a really neat cover of Puttin on the Ritz.
Is the bouncey Pingo thing voiced by the guy who played The book from "Psalty songs for Little Praisers"?
"So is toilet bowl cleaner, are you going to chug a glass of that next - " LET THEM. LET THEM DO IT AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY.
The last song makes me think they actually died on the titanic and this is some horrific fever dream, either by the main characters or their family.
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Funny you should say that, because this was actually a North Korean co-production. (No, really.)
11:00 I’ll admit I thought this when I watched black panther. Like so many people live in normal cities but their public transport is from the next millennium?
Nice song and nice singing at the end Diva,I liked it.
Animated Titanic 4-Razor Teeth vs Maleficent! directed by Tommy Wiseau. Hey, it sounds better than this film.
I can come up with a good explanation to some of these plot points!
The shark hates yellow because it's not a natural color, and everyone's fine with being stuck here forever because the elixir was drugged with some sort of evil will-twisting chemical.
I mean...they had an opportunity to say that only the king and queen of atlantis had the tools necessary to repair (and dismantle) Pingo, (rather than the weird and lame screwdriver ban) and to give the rats more motive to take over Atlantis and THEN the world (getting rid of the royalty allowing them to have the elixir of life). But of course creativity is far too much to ask of the people who made this.
Ah, Tentacolino. They say that when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Most of the time I gazed into the abyss all I saw was Ed Harris hanging out with a bunch underwater aliens. But it was only after watching this "movie" that I fully comprehended the meaning of that phrase.
This is the kind of bad movie that changes you as a person. It makes you realize that Sartre was right. There is no God and everything is permitted, Including this. You realize that we do not live in a just or even sane universe, and that everything you loved no longer matters because this exists. You have to live the fact that you know this exists.
It was this review that told me that the octopus’s name was “Artie” I seriously thought it was pronounced like “Oddie” or something like that.
Tentacolino looks like both a puppy and the spider-robot-doll head from Toy Story.
My only assumption that can explain Don Juan's behaviour is that he somehow escaped the confines of fiction and became a real human being, which drove him insane enough that he moved to Hollywood and became a filmmaker, making a movie in the hopes that creating fiction could return him to fiction.
But alas, all that happened was he created The Room.
Pingo sounds like an asthmatic Carol Channing when singing.
This is an awesome video. The best aspect of the video is the humor. The jokes hit their mark.
Weirdly, The King Of Atlantis's design would be perfect for a bad guy
Even more unbelievable is that cold-blooded sharks would be in freezing water.
The Greenland shark would like a word with you
Tentacolino( In Search of...) will leave you with many questions .Like " what the F did I just watch?"
No sin for Pingo's singing voice going from gay stereotype to Crypt Keeper?
I thought it was supposed to be Paul Lynde dialed up to a thousand.
The aesthetics of Atlantis are… messy… but as a child of the late 1990s and early 2000s who watched a lot of dumbVHS movies, I kinda love it
Your recap of the original (non-musical) "Legend of the Titanic" left out the fact that in that movie NO ONE died from the ship sinking! While large numbers died in the actual event. Still, I could see this movie being a so-bad-it's-good cult favorite like Troll 2 or The Room. But that could be just me.
I kept thinking when I saw this bit:
While the Sharks torture the ship cuz it's Yellow and joins the Mouse group to take over the world
The mermaids and Alantians, and following by list:
1. save the main group by kidnapping them to the Atlantis instead of finding ways to fix the sub
2. force them to drink a strange potion while giving them the 'surprise treatment'
3. after a clash of broken music, the abomination of a toy said "You can't go home"
4. after giving them a red herring they decide to go to war instead of sitting back and enjoy the villain's stupidity
5. Drop the main group on an island for the rest of their lives
6. laugh and cheer when the villain had a fate worse than death itself
I mean World Hungry or not: I don't think the Mice and Sharks are the villains of the film
We even kept seeing close ups of the male lead while repeatedly saying to keep calm; as if it's trying to foreshadow something like "Something's not right" and it would've make a good moral that if you stay calm about certain events you can easily identify a crime or trickery
Fuck, I just realized something... Don-whatever must have went through the magic tears/moonbeam/sadness ritual at some point or he shouldn't be able to understand the animals .... or all animals in this world spontaneously learned how to speak to humans, which for this movie actually sounds more likely.
As I recall, there's some line in the original movie which says that when Don Juan and Elizabeth's hearts were in true unity, he would be able to understand the animals too. So yeah, they were pretty much making this shit up as they went along.
All were missing is a bootleg my heart will go on
wait... so the two mice they rescued were given the elixir but the mice that already lived there weren't? Why? Also, how were these mice able to swim from the bottom of the ocean to the surface without drowning? That's not including the fact that they were in an underwater battle while trying to surface.
I think the rebel mice had already taken the elixir of life, they just wanted to steal the bottle and bring it to the surface
Oh my god, you're actually doing the sequel to the other bad titanic animated movie. Of all movies, I wasn't expecting this. But it does come full circle since you did do Titanic, the legend goes on.
DJ Soundbite sounds like an even camper robot than C3PO, and I didn't think that was POSSIBLE...