The Legend of the Titanic - Nostalgia Critic

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    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the other Titanic animated movie, The Legend of the Titanic.
    Originally aired on 05/17/2011.
    The Legend of the Titanic is a 1999 Italian animated film directed by Orlando Corradi and Kim J. Ok. The film is a very loose adaptation of the RMS Titanic sinking and featured several fantasy elements such as anthropomorphic animals.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 років тому +1567

    We finally got this work of art back online! Enjoy a Nostalgia Critic classic!

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 років тому +32

      Nostalgia Critic please review The 2012 Three Stooge Movie.

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +17

      Thank you Doug. Also, I have some suggestions for things I'd like to see you review. Scooby Doo and the Ghoul school, Ninja turtles: the next mutation and Donkey Kong country the animated series.

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 5 років тому +10

      Channel Awesome love your content sir. I don't like this movie either. And I haven't even seen it!

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 років тому +9

      Nostalgia Critic please review That's My Boy.

    • @d4peters86
      @d4peters86 5 років тому +5

      Could you review Tarzan the Ape Man, Superman 3, Vacation, Paul Blart?

  • @CharlesXavier
    @CharlesXavier 3 роки тому +1126

    Fun fact: the voice actor playing the villain was the SAME voice actor who played the rapping dog in 'Titanic: The Legend Goes On'!

  • @turbobist2889
    @turbobist2889 Рік тому +10

    18:09
    When Camembert died, my whole theater cried. Forget Tony Stark, Mufasa, and Wolverine, this guy had the saddest death in all of cinema. May you rest in piece, beautiful rat.

  • @thurmanbaseballfuriesleade4302
    @thurmanbaseballfuriesleade4302 5 років тому +155

    4 stories in 1...wtf?? 🤣
    The ship
    The mice
    The whales
    The love

  • @whitesabbath6581
    @whitesabbath6581 2 роки тому +15

    21:33
    WHAT IS UP WITH THE WHALING SHIT IN THIS MOVIE?!!

  • @soupbane1688
    @soupbane1688 5 років тому +61

    Who else watching within 1 minute

    • @lilschnowyguy
      @lilschnowyguy 5 років тому +3

      Ooo oo a *new* nostalgia critic? On a SUNDAY!? Oh it's an old one... Back to the drawing board... >.< lol

    • @jalarasstudios414
      @jalarasstudios414 5 років тому +2

      9 minutes for me, one of the old classics.

  • @graemeboast6765
    @graemeboast6765 5 років тому +9

    11:12 Y does that shark sound like John Dimaggio with a New York accent?

  • @The_Real_Tom_Ball
    @The_Real_Tom_Ball 5 років тому +5

    8:05
    Wasn’t the captain English

  • @Formoka
    @Formoka 5 років тому +1054

    My heart will go on.... to find a better movie.

  • @jakehutson6158
    @jakehutson6158 2 роки тому +431

    You know everyone calls this insulting, stupid, heinous, but it's clear this is a true tragedy. Poor grandpa was so traumatized by the titanic maritime disaster and seeing all his friends and family meet their fate in the ocean that he had to make up this story about magic whales just to cope!

    • @Wheelermayfield27
      @Wheelermayfield27 2 роки тому +67

      If that was the twist ending, it might be enough to save this movie.

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj Рік тому +5

      ​@@Wheelermayfield27 Fr

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj Рік тому +9

      ​@@Wheelermayfield27Or...if they used a fictional ship for the movie or used a ship which never sank(like the RMS Mauretania,SS Normandie,RMS Queen Mary,RMS Adriatic etc.),either of them would have made the movie much better.

    • @Wheelermayfield27
      @Wheelermayfield27 Рік тому +8

      @@KG-ds2fj the movie wouldn’t have been a lot better…but better nonetheless

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj Рік тому +3

      ​@@Wheelermayfield27 true tho

  • @erjo8199
    @erjo8199 5 років тому +788

    That mouse dying from electricity through his moustache... has gotta be one of the oddest, funniest deaths I've seen.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 роки тому +67

      It technically wasn't a death since he survived.

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 3 роки тому +44

      @@marquis911
      Seriously? Did...Doug lie about that part?
      EDIT: *OH OKAY THE MOUSE IS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE LATER IN THE FILM. WHY NOT.*

    • @cherrybombcrewgaming4538
      @cherrybombcrewgaming4538 3 роки тому +14

      I thought of danganronpa while reading this comment

    • @torstenscholz6243
      @torstenscholz6243 2 роки тому +10

      That really is so meme-worthy. 🤣He died Happy Tree Friends-style. 🤣🤣

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara 2 роки тому +3

      Yes

  • @midwestman4154
    @midwestman4154 5 років тому +779

    "So just a recap, everybody;
    1. Nobody died on the Titanic.
    2. Animals can talk with moon magic.
    3. Sharks form underwater gangs.
    4. Whales are Jesus.
    And
    5. A giant, talking puppy dog octopus in New York gets no media attention whatsoever."
    - Nostalgic Critic (22:33)
    P.S
    Lol to Fern Gully working in the Hindenburg disaster.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 4 роки тому +15

      😅 Great recap that he did

    • @johnyoutuber9781
      @johnyoutuber9781 4 роки тому +13

      So, to sum up ...... nope, nope, i need a minute... (mirror crying footage)

    • @coolguy-tg3cx
      @coolguy-tg3cx 3 роки тому +7

      Who was on weed

    • @stevensmokes5476
      @stevensmokes5476 2 роки тому

      No one that dumb

    • @jake06750
      @jake06750 2 роки тому +12

      I'm shocked that the director of these Titanic films didn't do a WW2 movie in the same style. How about the obviously racially stereotyped Allied and Axis armies, say the Allied Powers, all consist of an army of squirrels goes up against armies of Nazi bears led by a bear Adolf Hitler,, but... Hitler is being mind controlled by a dragon that's never explained?
      Oh and it turns out that nobody really died and that the moral of the movie is not to litter? It makes as about much sense as these Titanic films, could be just as disgustingly offensive to the people that died, blatantly inaccurate and fucked up as the Titanic films and I thought up this comment in just a couple of minutes.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +457

    The Legend of the Titanic. Yeah, the Titanic wasn't real, it's just a legend.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +1096

    Never let go, Critic...
    Never let Go...

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +12

      Indeed.

    • @markosofranic3905
      @markosofranic3905 5 років тому +6

      Are you serious? You're also watching NC?

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +3

      @@markosofranic3905
      Who are you saying that to?

    • @markosofranic3905
      @markosofranic3905 5 років тому +3

      @@legoking6165 To Bryce.

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 років тому +3

      @@markosofranic3905 I'm here a lot

  • @mysticalkeyblade759
    @mysticalkeyblade759 5 років тому +972

    This movie is an insult to history

    • @YaBoiBrendo
      @YaBoiBrendo 5 років тому +39

      It’s an insult to insults.

    • @ericfisher9513
      @ericfisher9513 5 років тому +37

      It's sad that this is even worse than another version of the Titanic with a rapping dog

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 5 років тому +7

      @@ericfisher9513 at least the rapping dog is enjoyable

    • @jeremybarker5510
      @jeremybarker5510 5 років тому +4

      @@raijyn2452 No. It's just a shark jumping moment that just makes it harder to watch altogether.

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 5 років тому

      @@jeremybarker5510 for you, maybe

  • @lmul1441
    @lmul1441 5 років тому +314

    the guy who was sniffing the glove is probably on the FBI watch list.

    • @keatonthekoopatroopa246
      @keatonthekoopatroopa246 4 роки тому +3

      But too bad he's dead now.

    • @NW-sm8xq
      @NW-sm8xq 4 роки тому +10

      @@keatonthekoopatroopa246 Unless the whales teach immortality too.

    • @Shadow1Yaz
      @Shadow1Yaz 4 роки тому +10

      L Mul actually, he’s under the sea on the titanic which is in Atlantis. 😆

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 4 роки тому

      I wonder if he had to hold his breath when he went underwater too like the octopus 🤔

  • @LexLucario7922
    @LexLucario7922 5 років тому +423

    "Not a second before midnight or all your work would've been for nothing"
    "You got it midnight on the dot."
    *(Historically the Titanic struck the iceberg at 11:40 PM)*
    They failed their mission

    • @GhostBoy-zn8uf
      @GhostBoy-zn8uf 5 років тому +45

      This movie was shit from the start so I don't think the creators of this movie don't give an f anymore

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 4 роки тому +9

      Historically, there were enough lifeboats to save half of the total passengers onboard the Titanic, which is estimated to be 2224, but in the film they say there's room for everyone. Over 1500 people died that night.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +5

      @@petalsinthebreeze this movie jumped all of shark week from minute 1

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 2 роки тому +5

      *Mission failed! We'll get 'em next time!*

    • @matheusmariani3108
      @matheusmariani3108 2 роки тому

      @@petalsinthebreeze pun intended

  • @darkshadow473
    @darkshadow473 5 років тому +589

    Wait why on earth this video would get a copyright claim???? I would be embarrassed to claim this thing

    • @xmanmartinez00
      @xmanmartinez00 5 років тому +44

      UUUUHHH DUUUHH!!!...The whales

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 5 років тому +89

      It was the star wars music at the beginning. He had to change it

    • @JC19021
      @JC19021 5 років тому +3

      Money

    • @Femboy87
      @Femboy87 5 років тому +37

      Disney has been claiming star wars related stuff lately

    • @darkshadow473
      @darkshadow473 5 років тому +9

      Femboy 87 they already claimed and blocked my Kingdom Hearts stream even though I thought I had everything checked out

  • @BLasherman
    @BLasherman 5 років тому +679

    Man, Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Kids, don't use drugs and write a screenplay.

    • @arrowfilms133
      @arrowfilms133 5 років тому +11

      Professor Chocolate Cake that is different. With taxi driver while Schrader definitely was doing drugs and was in a difficult time for his life, I’m pretty sure the screenwriter for this piece of shit titanic movie took more quaaludes than Jordan Belfort just to get the first line of dialogue down.

    • @Ponakalaranjit456
      @Ponakalaranjit456 5 років тому +2

      @@ProfessorChocolateCake By using their brains

    • @MrSnake-dh3hu
      @MrSnake-dh3hu 5 років тому +9

      (Stephen King looks at Maximum Overdrive nervously)

    • @revolverocelot-rx2mf
      @revolverocelot-rx2mf 5 років тому +1

      Meth man meth.

    • @goseivalaskez769
      @goseivalaskez769 4 роки тому

      14:31

  • @MrWrestlingman85
    @MrWrestlingman85 5 років тому +1176

    The teachers lied to me!!! They never told me about a talking octopus who was convinced by a gang of sharks to throw an iceberg. Our education system sucks!!! 😁

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +15

      Agreed.

    • @tiamarie6719
      @tiamarie6719 5 років тому +27

      @Homersimpsonfan 1234 We know the real story. That person was just making a joke, and it was funny in my opinion. By the way, that octopus's face looks more like Jerry (the mouse) from the Tom and Jerry cartoons to me rather than a dog like the Nostalgia Critic said. But, everyone has their own perceptions.

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 4 роки тому +21

      I was told the Titanic and the iceberg got into an argument

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +13

      Zombie Guy No
      *a rap battle*

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 4 роки тому +6

      Yogurt
      Yes
      🧊 vs 🚢

  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin 5 років тому +432

    Doug: "Noooooooooooo-"
    Rob: "-Yes"
    Somehow still gets me every time.

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 5 років тому +232

    That shoe sniffing skit has me crying with laughter every time.

  • @thewittywhygaming6487
    @thewittywhygaming6487 5 років тому +910

    Dear god this movie is a disgrace to history. If you want to call it an alternate universe, that's fine. But when you're saying the people who died in the greatest maritime disaster in history NEVER DIED, it's not just insulting, but heinous!

    • @tatianadashkova2143
      @tatianadashkova2143 5 років тому +68

      thewittywhy gaming also it’s a bad ecological agenda. They made sharks ( which are as important to the ecosystem as whales and are endangered) bad guys! It’s like making Amur tigers bad guys!

    • @RedfurredPikachu
      @RedfurredPikachu 5 років тому +38

      all these producers saw were dollar signs. Funny enough if they had removed the titanic element and just worked on the ideas they conjured up for the movie this might've actually been interesting.

    • @bensdreamatorium8315
      @bensdreamatorium8315 4 роки тому +27

      You know, I feel like I could write a better version of this, one that’s actually more realistic and plausible. All the main characters would be the same, but there would be no talking mice or dolphins, no evil shark gangs, no octopus named Tentacles, and no overblown “Save the Whales” message.
      Juan would look for Elizabeth on the ship just so he could return her glove, and Connors would be the one to comfort Elizabeth when she’s crying on the bow of the ship.
      Also, people would actually die in my version, including Ronnie, and Connors would be traumatized because of it.

    • @kagevista3375
      @kagevista3375 4 роки тому +7

      @@bensdreamatorium8315 That sounds like a great idea!

    • @magistersolis.3750
      @magistersolis.3750 4 роки тому +3

      I agree though I wish the people on the Titanic didn't die

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 5 років тому +685

    As a half Italian I feel ashamed, not just for this film but for all the horrible Titanic-themed animated movies made in Italy.

    • @Harijohn4874
      @Harijohn4874 5 років тому +40

      MORE?!?!?!?!?!
      Good god man.

    • @Heroshii15
      @Heroshii15 5 років тому +21

      I think this was the first such movie, and it was apparently a big hit in its home country.

    • @sjsennen2656
      @sjsennen2656 5 років тому +6

      Same here

    • @marcello7781
      @marcello7781 5 років тому +6

      @Hannah Papernick-Yudin yes, one which is a cross-over wannabe of other cartoons (the one with the rapping dog), another one, the sequel of the movie of this review, and the sequel of the sequel, called Tentacolino.

    • @marcello7781
      @marcello7781 5 років тому +3

      @Hannah Papernick-Yudin God forbid the existence of more of these abominations.

  • @tomw.1507
    @tomw.1507 4 роки тому +92

    “Your grandfather loves to tell stories, but like all sailors you shouldn’t take it too seriously”
    It just blows my mind so much I can’t make a joke out of it.

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 10 місяців тому +5

      NC: UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING MILLENNIUM

  • @ShadowSonic2
    @ShadowSonic2 5 років тому +410

    Okay, for everyone wondering why the original was flagged and copyrighted: it was because in the original Doug used the actual SW music for the Vader scene at the start. THAT was the copyrighted stuff.

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 4 роки тому +39

      I think there was originally music over the helicopter jaegermeister scene, whereas it's silent now. Could there have been an issue with that as well?

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 4 роки тому +8

      It seems to me like the helicopter music was removed some time after the opening song was altered

    • @alphawolf7417
      @alphawolf7417 4 роки тому +4

      @@gianinabadami5341 any idea what the current opening song is? I really like it. Sounds dramatic.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 4 роки тому

      I agree, @@alphawolf7417 . It was just as good

    • @alphawolf7417
      @alphawolf7417 4 роки тому

      @@gianinabadami5341 any clue what it is? It sounds like a Two Steps From Hell song.

  • @nanonova5909
    @nanonova5909 5 років тому +376

    Dang, another copyright claim? Man, that really sucks.

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +31

      Who would want to claim ownership of this flick?

    • @Operation_Bagel
      @Operation_Bagel 5 років тому +30

      Legoking 616 I think they copyright claimed the Star Wars music in the beginning, it’s different music now

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 років тому +6

      @@Operation_Bagel okay that makes more sense

    • @nanonova5909
      @nanonova5909 5 років тому +1

      @Hannah Papernick-Yudin Yea, it was originally posted in 2011, I think it was cc'd multiple times though, it's really weird.

    • @9yugin5
      @9yugin5 5 років тому +2

      It's an Italian movie, in my country people are batshit insane, would never admit that what they do sucks, and greedy, really greedy.

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +171

    There's also a sequel that takes place in Atlantis with a giant doggopus.
    Edit: Just saw that you reviewed Hentaiculino.

    • @robotdowney
      @robotdowney 5 років тому +1

      Whaaaaaa

    • @polrealfake
      @polrealfake 5 років тому +11

      "Hentaiculino"

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 5 років тому +6

      That title is even better than “Tentacolino”.

  • @amyschildgamerlive4519
    @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 років тому +188

    That ending threw me for another loop.
    Crew man during the sinking: "there's room for everyone come on get aboard!"
    Captain at the end of the movie:"you saved everyone that was in the water when they couldn't all fit into the life boats!"
    Me:"I'm so confused..."

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 4 роки тому +1

      AMYSCHILD GAMER LIVE people realized they were in this movie

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +8

      I think this movie is confused

    • @slightlyistorical1776
      @slightlyistorical1776 3 роки тому +8

      My question is what happened to the men working in the boiler rooms when the watertight doors locked them in?

    • @reptile1677
      @reptile1677 2 роки тому +1

      Im assuming the captain was just saying that

    • @kittycheshire5099
      @kittycheshire5099 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe people got confused and lost so couldn't find the decks and make the lifeboats. That's what happened to a lot of people on the actual Titanic.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +341

    Near, far, wherever you are.
    I believe that the movie does suck.
    Once more you click the play,
    And you're here in my review.
    And my review will go on and on...

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +4

      *must

    • @lunagabriela829
      @lunagabriela829 5 років тому +1

      I sang with the rhythm of the music 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 років тому +798

    "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
    "Yes."
    Imagine if that actually happened in "Revenge of the Sith".

    • @geraldinewoods254
      @geraldinewoods254 5 років тому +12

      It would be more cancer

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo 4 роки тому +12

      Actually that's the danger or drama. A bit of humour and it's ruined, turning the person into a laughing stock. Proved by Deadpool.

    • @gahdue5363
      @gahdue5363 4 роки тому +2

      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is how you do it

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 роки тому

      7:40 Did... you just use stock footage from the video I just watched?

    • @TheCrazyfighter19
      @TheCrazyfighter19 3 роки тому +1

      @@RedGallardo that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard

  • @d4peters86
    @d4peters86 5 років тому +310

    Really? Someone wanted to copyright this?

    • @nuclearnyan_3253
      @nuclearnyan_3253 5 років тому +11

      So that’s why he repost? Wow.

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 років тому +31

      I think it’s the Star Wars opening

    • @nuclearnyan_3253
      @nuclearnyan_3253 5 років тому +4

      Austin Kruse DISNEY!!!!!!!!

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 років тому +11

      Nuclear Nyan yea... the original video had star wars music playing too

    • @leotheskyguy
      @leotheskyguy 5 років тому +4

      it is quite pathetic. Just like this movie lmaooooo

  • @colly407
    @colly407 5 років тому +215

    I love how this entire movie is basically an AU fanfiction

    • @cherrybombcrewgaming4538
      @cherrybombcrewgaming4538 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @adamholland-gresock3522
      @adamholland-gresock3522 3 роки тому +14

      Actually, I prefer fan fictions to the normal thing, as they're works of love(Wendip FTW!) but this is beyond bizarre.

    • @Danny-tf3fd
      @Danny-tf3fd Рік тому +10

      No no no, AU fanfictions are fucking masterpieces compared to this.

    • @randomscb-40charger78
      @randomscb-40charger78 Рік тому +3

      @@Danny-tf3fd Someone did a Miraculous AU of the Lusitania a while ago and while it's basically the plot of Titanic (1997) but on the Lusitania, I prefer it over this shit.

    • @stevensamuels4041
      @stevensamuels4041 Рік тому

      Au meaning?😊

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 3 роки тому +120

    Fun fact, the main mouse appears to be wearing a very specific undershirt. White and blue stripe fatigues were most commonly worn by sailors in the Soviet Navy, usually underneath their actual uniforms, but it was customary to lower the collar to expose the top of the shirt. It was also worn by Soviet Marines. I believe the Russian navy still uses them as part of the naval dress uniform

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 2 роки тому +18

      In Soviet Russia, OUR heart will go on.

    • @felps1917
      @felps1917 Рік тому +4

      The name of the shirt is Telnyashka

  • @leejones8582
    @leejones8582 5 років тому +183

    Love how everyone including the mice have earrings from the 90's in this 1912 period

    • @roblosonic505
      @roblosonic505 4 роки тому +7

      Do you really think they cared about that?

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +8

      Yah THATS where they got it wrong

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 роки тому +1

      Well, it's not like the good Titanic movie didn't have stuff like that. Lake Wissota, roller coasters and Freud's size theory did not exist in 1912.

    • @plaplaks
      @plaplaks 7 місяців тому

      @@coolnerdlll6053those “mistakes” were only like a year inaccurate like the lake wissota line and Santa Monica pier lines were only about 2 years off. Not 8 decades inaccurate

  • @ErikZarins
    @ErikZarins 5 років тому +1463

    COPYRIGHT CLAIM ON THE LEGEND OF TITANIC?!?!?!
    ....who even wants to claim this disaster flick as their own
    Edit: Omg I’m one of the top comments?? You’re such suckers haha

    • @alannawener7637
      @alannawener7637 5 років тому +48

      Erik Zarins I know right? I was shocked too when I saw the notification

    • @SgtScorpious
      @SgtScorpious 5 років тому +41

      good question, mustve been something else in this review

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +5

      Yeah.

    • @MiraTheWarlock
      @MiraTheWarlock 5 років тому +83

      I think it was the Star Wars segment

    • @blackadder5517
      @blackadder5517 5 років тому +79

      I'm pretty sure the claim was for the music from Revenge of the Sith.

  • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
    @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 років тому +168

    That's great young lady that's great you wish you were a dolphin that's wonderful...WHAT THE F**K AM I WATCHING?!

    • @Your_LocalWizard
      @Your_LocalWizard 5 років тому +2

      good job censoring your swears

    • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
      @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 років тому +1

      @@Your_LocalWizard Changed it.

    • @Your_LocalWizard
      @Your_LocalWizard 5 років тому +1

      @@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser in a kinda backwards way though

    • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
      @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 років тому +1

      @@Your_LocalWizard I guess and my notifications are acting stupid.

    • @echoflowerproductions1445
      @echoflowerproductions1445 5 років тому +5

      Not gonna lie, after that line I thought she was going to get turned into a dolphin.

  • @erinlohnas5945
    @erinlohnas5945 3 роки тому +94

    You know, this makes me at least give the first animated Titanic movie credit. As bad as it was, it still had a lot of people die at the end, even characters you'd seen throughout the movie. In this one they just erase all the tragedy while injecting the weirdest stuff possible into it.

  • @isadoracostahamsi163
    @isadoracostahamsi163 5 років тому +79

    I always figure the villain wasn’t the iceberg but human ego. They were so sure their greatest boat could never sink that they didn’t bother preparing for an accident.

    • @roblosonic505
      @roblosonic505 4 роки тому +1

      Nope your wrong
      It was whaler who cause the Titanic disaster
      The fuck do those morons who say that the titanic showed us that our reliance on technology can be our greatest weakness think they are?
      Nah the titanic story was about not killing whales

    • @Minillus
      @Minillus Рік тому +9

      Funniest thing is, the Titanic was indeed prepared to survive a collision. It's just that they built it to survive a collision with another ship.
      They never expected it to collide with an iceberg.

    • @dagainz6997
      @dagainz6997 9 місяців тому

      "human ego"
      So you expected the ship to be built with a "this is going to be the shittiest ship ever" mindset? 😂

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 7 місяців тому +2

      @@MinillusShe was designed to survive damage to the bottom of the ship, as well as damage to as many as three compartments. For a collision to breach five compartments, the odds were astronomical, but that’s history for you.

    • @KG-ds2fj
      @KG-ds2fj 5 місяців тому

      It wasn't human ego, that's a myth.Titanic's safety was better than most ships of her time and for the time period's standards,she was built with good quality steel and she had more lifeboats than what they would have excepted for her to have.If Titanic was able to sink from an iceberg,so would other ships of the time.We just like to shit on her because she is the ship whose sinking changed maritime safety laws.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +314

    The legend of the titanic : A titanic film somehow worse then the one with the freaking Rapping dog.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 років тому +10

      A dogs that rapes is pretty bad...

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 років тому +18

      *PARTY TIME*

    • @virginking2786
      @virginking2786 5 років тому +8

      The dog was the best part of that movie

    • @thurmanbaseballfuriesleade4302
      @thurmanbaseballfuriesleade4302 5 років тому +2

      I thought the one with the rapping dog was worse than this one...

    • @helpmii6826
      @helpmii6826 5 років тому +8

      @@feralchangeling97 a rapist dog?!
      Jesus christ we didn't know what we were dealing with

  • @drewbosch8501
    @drewbosch8501 5 років тому +94

    But there's one thing I'm not and that's a
    r a c i s t

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 4 роки тому +9

      *Silhouette of a woman + mice = Klansman*
      How do you do that?!

    • @IncredibleMan12308
      @IncredibleMan12308 3 місяці тому

      Yes, a mouse that can't love a human woman is considered racism to one of the writers.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 місяці тому

      Yes saying a mouse and a woman can't do it is racist but making a movie that is an insult to existence that's ok

  • @csongorandras4217
    @csongorandras4217 3 роки тому +37

    The saddest thing about this movie is that the animation is not horrible. So they actually could have put something decent together if they have chosen ANY other story to adapt.

  • @nowwhereman906
    @nowwhereman906 5 років тому +55

    Grandpa was on LSD when he was telling the story

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +3

      Probably.

    • @mando9364
      @mando9364 7 місяців тому +2

      You mean like whoever wrote this movie? Or it's sequel? Or the TV series?

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 5 місяців тому

      Yes.

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 5 років тому +180

    They never died...
    They were just taken into government questioning about an ancient cosmic horror after they went insane.

  • @zombiehalo9588
    @zombiehalo9588 5 років тому +125

    The only reason why It got claimed was because they use the theme of Darth Vader from episode 3 Revenge of the Sith wow

    • @LoudLukeTaco
      @LoudLukeTaco 5 років тому +16

      Zombie Halo that makes more sense than them getting it for the movie
      Who would even want to claim this movie

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +5

      Oh damn. Fuck em.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому +2

      Hey, was this the same composer that claimed and monetized that independent fan film for using like twenty seconds of the theme?

    • @LoudLukeTaco
      @LoudLukeTaco 5 років тому +3

      silverblade357 it was most likely the same company

  • @riokamichika1101
    @riokamichika1101 5 років тому +138

    Somebody would actually try to copyright claim this travesty?

    • @srbarkerchan
      @srbarkerchan 5 років тому +30

      It got flagged because of the Revenge of the Sith music at the beginning.

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 5 років тому +7

      Oh, now I see...

    • @wolfieinu
      @wolfieinu 5 років тому +11

      @@riokamichika1101 The stock music they put over it kind of ruins the scene but oh well. Disney gonna Disney.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 4 роки тому

      Wolfie Inu Over a review.

    • @torstenscholz6243
      @torstenscholz6243 2 роки тому +1

      @@wolfieinu Like Elizabeth said in the film: "This all happened because of an evil, greedy human being" - Today's Disney in a nutshell. 🤣😜

  • @tamatsu119
    @tamatsu119 5 років тому +107

    The "Idontwannamarrythisguybutmyfatherforcesmeto" arc could be much more logical if father didn't knew daughter doesn't want to marry the bad guy, and daughter would be afraid to tell it bc of possibility to upset her dad.

    • @slightlyistorical1776
      @slightlyistorical1776 3 роки тому +13

      This movie is about anthropomorphic mice, talking dolphins, an Octopus holding the Titanic together, and whales rescuing everyone onboard. I think the writers put the female lead’s daddy issue logic alongside the historical accuracy

  • @defectivesickle5643
    @defectivesickle5643 5 років тому +59

    Boy and girl: *Exchanges 1 sentence*
    Entire 6th Grade class: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Joshua_Quinzel_Isley
      @Joshua_Quinzel_Isley 3 роки тому +4

      And that sentence would be about the evil sharks they predicted right?

  • @chrisgarcia6098
    @chrisgarcia6098 5 років тому +80

    Nostalgia critic is my feel good show. It's what I watch when im depressed

  • @oranblack
    @oranblack 5 років тому +292

    You had to change the Darth Vader music at the beginning?
    It can’t be! It fit with the review perfectly!
    *NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*

    • @keithhopkins9228
      @keithhopkins9228 5 років тому +10

      He had to its the reason it was reuploded

    • @oranblack
      @oranblack 5 років тому +8

      Keith Hopkins _r/woooosh_

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому +16

      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
      "Yes."

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 5 років тому +14

      Keith Hopkins
      That’s a relief. At least no one was dumb enough to claim the film for copyright infringement.

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 5 років тому +11

      Well, to be fair, I wouldn’t want my music connected to this animated insult either.

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 4 роки тому +20

    10:32 Me whenever I watch Mukbang ASMR's

  • @hell5309
    @hell5309 3 роки тому +14

    21:19 ~ You think that's bad? Look up an old Nazi propaganda film called "Titanic".

    • @Mr.Malliquin666
      @Mr.Malliquin666 2 роки тому +5

      Holy crap I looked it up it's actually real you weren't joking.

  • @kablstr1451
    @kablstr1451 5 років тому +67

    Thought the notification bell was trying to mimic Internet Explorer’s speed, but it’s only a re-upload, thank goodness

  • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
    @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 років тому +313

    Hellooooooooo I'm The Reupload Critic Guy. I remember it so YOU don't have to!

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +6

      This is the best reupload I've ever seen in my life!

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 років тому +19

      I’ve never had access to this review. I appreciate them.

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +3

      @@cjwrench07 That'd be the magic.

    • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
      @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 років тому +2

      @@cjwrench07 I agree.

    • @VictorCowo
      @VictorCowo 5 років тому

      Hello burda

  • @waddupjd
    @waddupjd 5 років тому +245

    *PARTY TIME ITS PARTY TIME*
    *EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE BECAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME*

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +2

      Right. 😊

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 5 років тому +19

      The Rapping Dog died when the Titanic drowned.

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 5 років тому +3

      The rapping dog was the ONLY good thing to come from that movie

    • @GingerofMassDestruction
      @GingerofMassDestruction 5 років тому

      Never sing that rapping dog's song! Never, ever sing that again i had to drink sever beers so i could kill off my brain cells just to forget about the movie! Now will you excuse me i must drink a million beers to forget this movie. Wish me luck if any of my orgins shut down.

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 роки тому

      “Lots of crying”

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 3 роки тому +40

    9:48 has to be one of the most perfect "I'm sorry what" faces i have ever seen.

  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 2 роки тому +64

    This movie is actually part of this HUGE cinematic universe that involves some dinosaur island, super heroes, animals that play soccer and Mowgli from The Jungle Book.
    It's like MCU, it's gigantic.

    • @Danny-tf3fd
      @Danny-tf3fd Рік тому +11

      ...please tell me you're kidding.

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 Рік тому +8

      …okay, now I HAVE to hear more.

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Рік тому +1

      Thats actually pretty funny im going to try to find more About it

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 Рік тому +6

      So does that mean it’s part of the Dingoverse, along with Wabuu and the Yee dinosaur?

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 10 місяців тому +1

      Would you drive insane if I say yes

  • @jmantime
    @jmantime 5 років тому +213

    i'm surprised on one has made a Titanic anime yet

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 5 років тому +74

      It'll probably be about how the Titanic can fly into space and do battles with the fire-breathing giant squid monster empire.

    • @laughnowcrylater3500
      @laughnowcrylater3500 5 років тому +34

      Or a Titanic hentai

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 5 років тому +15

      @@laughnowcrylater3500 Oh! So that's what the iceberg's for...it's getting NTR'ed!

    • @darksonicm1
      @darksonicm1 5 років тому +21

      Haven’t you heard of attack on Titanic the show about sharks attacking the titanic

    • @emerosky9899
      @emerosky9899 5 років тому +3

      @@wchan39 TRIGGER is that you???

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 5 років тому +66

    All I can imagine is that liquor bottle continuously expanding as the video goes on, towards the end it has completely engulfed the universe and killed us all several times over, shortly before the critic ascends to the heavens in a glorious fireball of rage, indignity, and alcohol fumes, transcending to a form of pure anger beyond our mortal comprehension.

    • @Nesseight
      @Nesseight 5 років тому +2

      It was Jager, not fireball.

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 років тому +3

      *ascends to a new plane of existence through sheer disbelief regarding the existence of a sequel to this movies*

  • @gingeetheginge6071
    @gingeetheginge6071 5 років тому +41

    11:17 When your mom comes in on the part of Gangnam Style when he says “sexy lady”

  • @JRGProjects
    @JRGProjects 3 роки тому +20

    The Dad later on found out Elizabeth's bf was a rich Prince from Spain so he's like
    "Who needs Mel Travers when my son in law is a freaking Prince!"

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 3 роки тому +36

    Me: "Oh, that movie can't be that bad, Critic's just doing his schtick of hating everything."
    Old Mouse: "The truth of the matter is, those missing persons weren't ever really missing. It's a long complicated story."
    "REALLY! So that's how you're starting the movie out: the HUNDREDS of people that died on the Titanic didn't die on the Titanic?!"
    Me: "Okay, I'm starting to see the problem here."

  • @Gapeagle
    @Gapeagle 5 років тому +72

    One of the first reviews that made my jaw drop. I can't function knowing that this movie was made.

    • @hckingking
      @hckingking Рік тому +1

      Same my guy. Same.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 місяці тому

      The fact it was greenlighted and put on in theaters is more insulting than hitler

  • @JARA_One
    @JARA_One 5 років тому +107

    I wanted to thank everyone who works for the Nostalgia Critics channel. Editing the videos and filming videos and even more are hard work, so I just wanted to thank you for doing all of this work just for the internet. Thank you for everything you’ve all done on this channel, I hope 2019 and other years will be great for everyone. Before I end this I want you to know that everyone who is subscribed to you appreciates what you do, thank you.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 5 років тому +131

    Wait titanic was a legend?
    I guess all those strange looks I got were a red flag
    I was sitting in the dinning room when the waiter came up to me and said "why did you order two meals and let the other meal get cold"
    To which I replied
    Bite your tounge this my lady and she will be going on the voyage known as the titanic which is defiantly a real ship....
    She was real to me

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 5 років тому +22

      I, too, love JonTron. A man of culture as well.

    • @purplehostofrain1901
      @purplehostofrain1901 5 років тому +8

      Wait what?

    • @TheAirBear2000
      @TheAirBear2000 5 років тому +9

      @@purplehostofrain1901 He's referencing Jontron's review of that other animated Titanic movie, the one with the rapping dog.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 років тому +2

      @@TheAirBear2000
      I think he was referencing the waiters reaction

    • @purplehostofrain1901
      @purplehostofrain1901 5 років тому

      @@ImmaLittlePip I was.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox 2 роки тому +64

    I've made an observation: on the lifeboats, they're labeled as the SS Titanic. The real Titanic was the RMS Titanic, RMS standing for Royal Mail Service, cause it was actually a mail ship that happened to be tailored to transporting people as well. So, they didn't even get the ship's name right! (Thanks to Tasting History's series on the Titanic and the meals they served to everyone on board)

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 2 роки тому +16

      S.S stands for Screw Steamer, which Titanic was. So, it's not entirely inaccurate, as both are technically true. And the lifeboats did have S.S Titanic written on them, as they were made before the ship's title was changed to RMS. I am FLOORED they actually got this one right, when they got pretty much everything else wrong lol

  • @theasexualvampire13
    @theasexualvampire13 5 років тому +572

    To those who have a problem with Disney's historical inaccuracies, remember, we have this.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 3 роки тому +20

      tis true

    • @rjd-kh8et
      @rjd-kh8et 2 роки тому +50

      This makes Pocahontas look like a documentary.

    • @singer2be256
      @singer2be256 2 роки тому +12

      I really would live to see him review Pocahontas

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 роки тому +5

      @Zelda of the Moon Garden Does that one have breakdancing Natives?

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 роки тому +2

      @Zelda of the Moon Garden Sounds like it’s on the same level of inaccuracies as Pocahontas.

  • @emilykruger2844
    @emilykruger2844 5 років тому +62

    11:17-11:59 my reaction to all of the deaths in Avengers Infinity War

  • @anternet104
    @anternet104 5 років тому +78

    Did you know there is another Chipmunks movie

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 років тому +9

      *NNNOOOOOO!!!*

    • @xmanmartinez00
      @xmanmartinez00 5 років тому +11

      23:55

    • @kagehikari4281
      @kagehikari4281 5 років тому +2

      @@xmanmartinez00 Thats my reaction too XD

    • @Chicklo11
      @Chicklo11 5 років тому

      Chipwrecked? Or a fourth one

    • @WhiteKoneko
      @WhiteKoneko 5 років тому +2

      Oh fuck. Oi, bring in the jumbo sized wine, yeah that big one that knocked me out for weeks after the election bullshit that put Justin Trudeau into office!

  • @silasneumann2348
    @silasneumann2348 4 роки тому +37

    In Germany this Movie has even the same voice actors as in the Original Titanic Movie (the german voices for DiCaprio and Winslet)😄

  • @SuperBartman2000
    @SuperBartman2000 5 років тому +53

    Now the Titanic Trilogy is complete....

    • @SuperBartman2000
      @SuperBartman2000 5 років тому +4

      But *W H A T A B O U T T E N T A C L E S ?*

    • @NormasWitnesses
      @NormasWitnesses 5 років тому +4

      @@SuperBartman2000 TENTACLES WILL LIVE.

    • @SuperBartman2000
      @SuperBartman2000 5 років тому +3

      @@NormasWitnesses HA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 3 роки тому +7

    What's next, an animated movie about 9/11

  • @yenkojeff8725
    @yenkojeff8725 5 років тому +48

    "That's great, young lady. That's great. You wish you were a dolphin. That's wonderful. Dedededede, what the fuck am i watching?!"
    That's one of his best rages. I laughed so hard when i first heard it because i was thinking the same thing. Just not as loud. Lol

    • @antonmasters8626
      @antonmasters8626 3 роки тому +4

      I legit spit my drink out from that bit.
      Classic NC kills me 🤣

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 років тому +58

    9:50 - This reaction would make a good meme.
    11:18 - So would this one.
    22:18 - This too.

  • @pamoon_
    @pamoon_ 5 років тому +64

    Do we have a Tentacolino review yet?
    Oh wait found it lol

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 роки тому +2

      Nathan Castro I guess you could say you were... In Search of the Titanic?

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 3 роки тому

      now we do

    • @slightlyistorical1776
      @slightlyistorical1776 3 роки тому

      @@DuelaDent52 ио

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 5 років тому +115

    I just have one question: How are the sharks able to tell time?

    • @groovyfox2889
      @groovyfox2889 4 роки тому +27

      Moonbeams

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +11

      Thats your one question?

    • @WanderingDeadbeat
      @WanderingDeadbeat 3 роки тому +3

      @@mlpfanboy1701 I was legit about to say the same thing 😂

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 3 роки тому +4

      To quote the N.C Batman Vs Superman review "If this is really your biggest question through all of this, you're on Quaaludes."

    • @TheNBAfan101
      @TheNBAfan101 2 роки тому +1

      Kid you’re talking about a movie with flying dolphins and a talking octopus…..

  • @mobsterpoodle1781
    @mobsterpoodle1781 4 роки тому +43

    I love how when Tentacles goes down with the ship they literally took a picture of the wreck as it was after 80 years under the Atlantic and just added wonky smokestacks. You know, because the biggest, most unsinkable ship in the world uses cheap steel that instantly starts decaying the second it comes in contact with water.

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 2 роки тому +7

      Not to mention the two halves of Titanic (in real life) are really far apart from each other! 2,000 feet apart to be exact.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 місяці тому

      Physics what's that?

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 5 років тому +38

    Camembert's death face looks as if he's laughing 😆

  • @TheSharkIsWorking_23
    @TheSharkIsWorking_23 4 роки тому +84

    I love the explanation of Camembert being alive.
    “We thought you were dead!”
    (Long silent pause)
    Camembert: “Nope”
    Imagine that being used in most modern films?
    “Chewie! We thought you were dead?”
    Chewie: “Nope”

  • @christopherspielbergproduc7128
    @christopherspielbergproduc7128 5 років тому +94

    "The film with the rapping dog is actually closer to the real story of the Titanic."
    You got that right. The Legend Goes On would have to be the best out of all three Titanic movies.

    • @willbiesen8031
      @willbiesen8031 2 роки тому

      Actually four because I’m pretty sure that there is another one

    • @mclink99
      @mclink99 2 роки тому +1

      @@willbiesen8031 Four? Explain.

    • @willbiesen8031
      @willbiesen8031 2 роки тому

      @@mclink99 it’s called fantasy island

    • @mclink99
      @mclink99 2 роки тому

      @@willbiesen8031 That's even worse. Where did they even get the money from? What kind of idiotic person thought it would be a good idea to insult historians?

    • @willbiesen8031
      @willbiesen8031 2 роки тому

      @@mclink99 that’s what I’m thinking, why would somebody think this is okay?

  • @rhvette
    @rhvette 5 років тому +33

    Why does the sailor mouse look like he’s wearing a luchador mask? And why is this the thing I latched onto among all the other fuckery?

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 3 роки тому

      I think that’s supposed to be his beard?? I can’t stop thinking about that either lol

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому

      Thank goodness I'm not alone in this. Looks like he's wearing another mouse's face 😰

    • @cherrybombcrewgaming4538
      @cherrybombcrewgaming4538 3 роки тому

      Why is the hat glued to the captain's head?

  • @GuillermoSTD
    @GuillermoSTD 5 років тому +20

    10:38 I know the dolphin is supposed to be... moving his nonexistent wings to remain in the air, but that looks... wrong :)

  • @PSIHedgehogChris
    @PSIHedgehogChris 4 роки тому +38

    "Well, there's one thing I'm not, and that's a racist"
    Y'know, I'd make the obvious joke but that would be horribly tasteless in 2020.

  • @RealRisingRabbit
    @RealRisingRabbit 5 років тому +61

    I thought the Pearl Harbor movie was insulting...

    • @joezilla1018
      @joezilla1018 4 роки тому +1

      Wait what

    • @jackbarney8393
      @jackbarney8393 3 роки тому +1

      @Joezilla 101 Michael Bay made a Pearl Harbor movie. It’s pretty bad

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 3 роки тому +1

      oh it still is because it was made by Micheal Bay

    • @jaydentroeger980
      @jaydentroeger980 2 роки тому +2

      WHAT?!? THAT EXISTS?!?

  • @splashything3001
    @splashything3001 5 років тому +20

    I’m a simple man. I see Bootleg Titanic, I click.
    P.S. Everybody gangsta till the mice start declaring the state of cats in America.
    P.p.s. I can’t believe they copyrighted the video with *this* in it. 11:28

  • @alexhart9267
    @alexhart9267 5 років тому +51

    11:28 That face!😂

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 4 роки тому +22

    Tuxedeo Mask? Magic moonbeams?
    Are we sure this isn't just a crappy Sailor Moon remake?

    • @jazzprincess287
      @jazzprincess287 4 роки тому +5

      It’s more like they’re ripping off Sailor Moon.

    • @tamatsu119
      @tamatsu119 3 роки тому

      @@jazzprincess287 Just like americans!
      (I'm not even joking, search "American Sailor Moon" on UA-cam)

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 4 роки тому +21

    Wait wait wait, let me get this straight..
    You mean to say *NOT ONE GOSHDARN PERSON DIED IN A MOVIE ABOUT THE TITANIC?*
    I have no words..

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 3 роки тому +5

      The 1997 one has a body count of over 1,500. This has a body count of 0. God, this is insulting.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 місяці тому

      I have some
      Nc's sentence to avgn

  • @dillondelaney4347
    @dillondelaney4347 5 років тому +30

    It reeks of 2011 UA-cam. I LOVE IT

    • @polrealfake
      @polrealfake 5 років тому +3

      Well, it is a reupload.

  • @matheusmariani3108
    @matheusmariani3108 3 роки тому +9

    "Who the fuck goes around with 6 different names?!"
    Have you ever heard of the Brazilian Imperial Family?

  • @firemanshadow8577
    @firemanshadow8577 4 роки тому +37

    When I first saw this I almost died of laughter at 12:54. I laughed for almost five minutes.

  • @PSIHedgehogChris
    @PSIHedgehogChris 2 роки тому +24

    I think I can justify a bit why Elizabeth's father changed his tune about her refusal to marry Maltravers the second time she said it:
    If living with my parents has taught me anything, it's that parents are more willing to listen to their children when they express what's bothering them calmly. The first time, Elizabeth was putting down Maltravers and could have come off to her father as whiny and back-talking him, but when she tried again, he was more willing to compromise since she was being more respectful and calm about it.
    As for why the stepmother didn't just dump the father and marry Maltravers herself, the father's the one with the authority over the area Maltravers wanted to hunt whales in, so marrying the stepmother wouldn't have gotten him what he wanted.

  • @grandviceroyoftheempire
    @grandviceroyoftheempire 2 роки тому +8

    This film genuinely disgusts me. People should be ashamed.

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 5 років тому +19

    Picked the wrong week to quit meth

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 років тому +46

    What the hell YT! ? This is a godawful animated movie! What co would have a copyright on this?!

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 років тому +5

      Who would want to claim ownership of this flick? Do they really want to slap their studios name on it?

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 5 років тому +8

      He used actual Star Wars music at the start of the original video. THAT'S what got it flagged originally.

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 років тому +8

      I thought that was public domain? Oh right Disney owns SW now, fuck you Disney your not making money on this! Leave the NC alone!

  • @heroessquad2019
    @heroessquad2019 4 роки тому +14

    14:32 Sniffing crack be like:

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 місяці тому +1

      Even yoshikage Kira from JoJo bizzare adventures would thing this is weird

  • @geraldinewoods254
    @geraldinewoods254 5 років тому +11

    19:43 I'm offended because irl the band played intil the life boat were gone and stayed on titanic intil they died ...

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 5 років тому +5

      You've forgotten, in this version, everyone magically survives, including the band because screw it!

  • @ImALombax
    @ImALombax 4 роки тому +22

    14:26 jesus christ, doug! You had me dying of laughter

  • @ash_probably
    @ash_probably 5 років тому +25

    Welp. I’ve seen enough. Time to take a toaster bath

    • @willbiesen8031
      @willbiesen8031 2 роки тому

      Wait don’t do that!
      Your toast would get soggy

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 5 років тому +41

    "So just to recap everybody, nobody died on the Titanic, animals can talk with moon magic, sharks form underwater gangs, whales are Jesus, and the reveal of a giant talking octopus in New York got absolutely no media attention whatsoever."
    This should be in the front of the video as a kind of TL;DR.