Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Sexually Transmitted Diseases - SNL
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2019
- Pete Davidson stops by Weekend Update to talk about getting tested for sexually transmitted diseases.
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“With more on this, OBVIOUSLY, it’s Pete Davidson”
LOL
ya i heard that too
I wonder if we have to sign a nondisclosure agreement to watch SNL. Jesus. www.vulture.com/2019/12/pete-davidson-making-fans-sign-usd1-million-ndas-for-stand-up.html
Omg I died!
Then he actually said "I look like I have all of them"!!!!
😂😂😁💀💀💀💀👻👻👻👻
Right at the moment I saw this I read it in almost perfect sync with Colin
That was funny as hell!!
“i don’t know if you’ve seen the joker but you should start being WAYYY nicer to me” LMFAOOO
Davidson is no threat to anyone! This dude has the strength of a newborn baby!
Complex Matt 😂
@@JUSTDREAMFREE you dont need strength to use a gun .. the joker wasn't a threat to anyone
@@MrRetroswag
Sorry to be the one to tell you the truth but...
The Joker is a fictional character...
Davidson on the other hand just looks like a funny fictional character...
Welcome back to reality David 😉
@@JUSTDREAMFREE Sorry to tell you that there are a million "Jokers" out there. Every mentally ill person that goes and shoots up a public place are examples dummy. Do you think Dillian Roof was a threat ? You don't live in reality so I cant welcome you back
Pete can't even stop from breaking character when he's playing himself.
Pete, like Leslie Jones, were stand ups, not actors.
@@michaeladkins6 Don't get me wrong: Pete can be funny. But out of all of the current cast, he's probably the worst.
@@SylvesterFox007 what?
SylvesterFox007 But there are a few characters he plays that he’s just perfect for, like Chad for instance. And I do love him on Update. I think he knows what he’s good at and he doesn’t care about anything else lol, which is a pretty cool place to be professionally at 25 years old
SylvesterFox007 honestly 😂
“The flu is like 4 syphalises”
8 if it's corona
Or is it syphilie
*Words of wisdom from Pete Davidson!*
2000th like boss
“I don’t know if you’ve seen the joker but I think you should start being WAYYY nicer to me”
😂😂😂
how did i miss that joke
Pete's fucking hilarious, we don't gotta worry about him going Joker until he starts going down hill
He does have mental health so that makes it better
That’s was the funniest stuff I’ve heard today
That was probably the funniest comment of this whole skit
"I'm worried that you might be giving people bad advice"
"Definitely"
Your comment has 69 likes, so I'm not going to ruin that.
@@NESherv If you would, I'd have 68, as in "do me now and I owe you one"
Today more more people live for bad advice..
Amber Rose I'm a hoe and "proud" and slutwalk movements are one example.. 🙄😒
‘Especially because antibiotic-resistant strains of chlamydia, gonnorhea, and syphilis are all now of concern, per the CDC’ - Debbie Downer
www.nbcnews.com/health/sexual-health/3-common-stds-becoming-untreatable-what-happens-now-n642161
Great comedian
Pete looks like if Voldemort moved to Florida and got into coke
Crohn's disease is a bitch lol
Nathan Morris oof
hahahahahahahhahahahaha thank you.
Nathan Morris you get Chrons
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Pete Davidson always laughing at his own jokes is my mood all the time
To be fair, Pete does look like patient zero. 🤣😂😭
More like patient -1, am I rite?
@@JacobSantosDev : The word you're looking for is "right". A "rite" is a ritual to be performed. You're welcome.
Would rather start patient zero instead of Rashford
@@sfmike711 yeah I no
@@sfmike711
You're a blast at parties, amirite?
Pete's delivery of jokes gets me every time.
It's all about breaking the fourth wall on SNL Weekend Report. They regularly try to trip each other up with the teleprompter.
*Pete looks like he’s on every type of drugs in the planet. And I love when his still alive and thriving.*
And, like Courtney Love and Keith Richards, he's somehow alive and kicking. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson and Prince and Tom Petty took painkillers and now they're gone.
Ur photo tho
i don’t think anyone that’s on every type of drug can be alive and thriving
He's Alive??
Laurie May I think you missed the joke
He looks like the original 60s Joker, but w more "issues".
Jenni Lang ***news in from 2030: Pete Davidson will be nominated for a Oscar for the best portrayal of the twisted clown....Americans starts learning mandarin way too late....and Michelle Obama & Oprah win the White House in a landslide decision over The Rock & Mia Love.
So, the 2019 Joker that Joaquin Phoenix played?
@@canaisyoung3601 yes...it was successful...so you think Hollywood won’t remake it..?
@@LethalXready my comment was a futuristic news headline from 2030. I, myself, would be worried why 20+ other people got it BUT you didn’t.
Man suicide squad became suicide watch real quick...
“I get tested all the time because, you know, I look like I got all of them. And I might have created my own.” PETE-
where’s the lie
SCIENCE!!!!
Im glad you watched the same video as I did
Why was I thinking this!! LOL 😆
CrueLxMelodY lolololol
"Does everything in my generation have to be a reboot?"
No, but that is what they're pushing, sadly.
We are living in a stalled century.
Ironic because he’s currently filming a suicide squad reboot
@@urihoch3589 - don't confuse the word reboot with sequel
And Gen-X says they don't cause problems for the rest of us.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE: these 3 (chlamydia and gonorrhea and syphilis) are becoming resistant to treatment as treatment becomes more common. So this is bad.
Very very bad!!!
Or we are becoming more immune to them.
@@KillaSin515 no were becoming immune to antibiotics not to STDs.
🤣🤣🤣
Booo
Colin- “I’m worried that you’re giving people bad advice.”
Pete- “Oh definitely!”
Literally me, to me. 🤣🤣🤣
the "you child" really got me lmao
When the dude who banged Ariana Grande riffs with the dude banging Scarlett Johansson... Is it okay to hate them both?
Docktor Jim It makes more sense to hate yourself for being so genetically useless.
Just saw joker and the " you should start being nicer to me" line really got me
Do you want to hear another joke cooolin ?
Knock knock.
"Calling me that guy who lost his car at a music festival-which I looked up, it wasn't me."
Coffee almost came out of my nose.... LOL
Why is Pete always on SNL as himself?
Because he is a character in and of himself
He doesn't do characters
Jon T he’s Chad
his raw material and standup are wayyyyyy better than any role he's had tbh
because at first he thought his life was a tragedy but then he learned its a comedy...
"You gonna risk all that ethnic harmony to stop a few busted pipes from dripping? " 😂
That's a pretty epic sentence
@@LogOut4Me._. but not his first choice
He’s talking about his Ariana grade Mexican heroes he got from her
@@tonipajamas763 I think she is Italian...
@@stfa9553 I'm pretty sure whether she's italian isn't the only thing wrong with that dude's sentence.. Ariana "grade" Mexican "heroes" I have a sneaking suspicion that was supposed to say GRANDE and HERPES but whatever. As if herpes has an ethnicity-
Before the joker joke I was like
“hmmm if anyone was to be worried about...its Pete”
Wasted 15 minutes trying to Google "David Peterson" jesus I'm dumb
*chuckling
Pete constantly looks like he’s about to die from a rare fungal disease
Or syphilis
Showtime123 he has chrons disease like me🥺 so we in this together
@Matthew Alkman he has crohn's disease
Matthew Alkman Really? Huh.... I thought it was from staying up too late
Matthew Alkman it’s chrones. My bf has it and he always looks super tired. He poops all day and he gets sick sometimes from eating. Some people with the disease have to have big surgeries. It’s horrible.
"The CLAP and Rambo came back the same year, and neither of them are wanted"
Rambo = $727 million.
Davidson = $558,000 a year, if he shows up for work.
ReL0ad3r The only people who saw rambo are people in china who watch any american movie with explosions
@@JUSTDREAMFREE nice fallacy lol
@Juan Carlos Rivera
Don't get so happy Juan, he doesn't make that much, he hardly shows up to work! so cut that in half, plus add in the cost of living in New York and paying for his drugs + money to his agent and IRS, state, and local taxes and I'm sure he's broke most of the time.
@@Thurnishaley6969
Were you trying to be funny with your racist joke?
"I'm saying to ppl, wear a condom, BUT since you WON'T" 😂 dayyum...that right there...
Shaughne Gonzalez truth af, right?!
get antibiotics
The best part about this one is his interaction with Colin Jost.
Stands to reason; they're Both from Staten Island
Pete Davidson is seriously one of the funniest writers on this show. Its so casual and real, that I'm always hanging on every word because I know he's really going to say something funny.
I thought he was about to say “want to hear a joke”
What do you get when u get a sociopath mixed with a society who hates everything?
U GET WHAT U FUCKIN DESERVE
All those upvotes and both of you quoted it wrong. 😑
@@TheMarc388 i watched ot a few days ago so i fprgpt what he exactly said
Pete Davidson.....the most unfunny member on SNL.
Knock knock
I love how Pete comes onto Update and just monologues/talks with the hosts instead of using it as a dumping ground for characters they can't build a sketch around.
I love how Pete just sits there stoned, telling jokes like he ain't on tv, and just sat at home with his mates! Love him!
2:09: no one says anything
Pete: “that guy’s like green” 😂😂
Joe Lofrese and colin immediately putting his head in his hand lmao
“Is Pete on drugs?” And other stupid questions I actually asked myself.
He's in recovery...or maybe you joke went over my head.
Shazi Gets Sober ah! I didn’t know that because I’m a dummy.
That's exactly what o though when I saw him.
But it could be worse, he could be off his meds and havent been sleeping and thats why he looks like that.
The most annoying and unfunny cast member ever...I switch channels when he comes on!
He looks and acts like an ADHD adult not taking correct prescription meds or therapy for that and on on crack.
"I look like I have all of them."
Exactly what I said about him before he said it lmaooo
Colin Farrell is the ultimate hottie, Harvard educated,extremely handsome w/cute factor that usually means he will still be appealing as an older man! And,he has the best personality. Total opposite than raccoon eyes there!
His eyes are like that because of an illness.
@@BabyGrl725 -- Really? What illness? That's too bad.
@@markmh835 Crohn's disease
'i look like I have all of them...... And I might have created my own' XD bro I'm dead
"The clap and Rambo came back in the same year" 😂
Literally flew from Atlanta, where he's filming The Suicide Squad rn, to be there. Major props! Glad he's back 💪👏
I knew it!! Can’t wait to be assassin rivals with him!
Pete Davidson in Suicide Squad?!
Love Pete
@@OMWTFYB yup!
@@OMWTFYB yeah. The cast is insane
I love how Colin instantly linked the STDs with Pete Davison!
It's almost like they wrote it that way.
He looks like a guy who doesn't have sex with randos. He lost arianas love and now he's depressed
Pete is my only reason for watching SNL.
Ok
Same
Same
A scathing indictment on the state of SNL.
Did you think “Busted Pipes Drippin” was my first choice 😂
“With more on this OBVIOUSLY is Pete Davidson” 😭
Pete is taking the grunge look to a whole new level but somehow I’m still here for it???
He has Crohn's disease. It can easily make you look like a heroin addict. 😔
@@HH-gv8mx I feel like they just mean his aesthetic lol cause I'm with them on this, he looks good with or without the disease
@@mariacastro700 WOOORRRRDDD
@@HH-gv8mx - I wasn't aware he has Crohn's Disease. Prayers up for him. Bravo to him giving us his sense of humor.
He just got back from suicide squad filming and that's his characters look.
"You think busted pipes dripping was my choice of words?"
2:38 this is what Pete was talking about when he said they make jokes about him behind is back
Good call!
What do you mean?
@@rigira It's from his interview with Charlamagne
Thanks
Pete is morphing into a caricature of his younger self.
we all are ...
Thanks @@jamesfranco6685
Pete’s actually grown on me significantly :)
I’m here after watching his interview with charlamagne and I’m wondering if he was being for real when he told guy to be nicer to him.
Okc King405 he definitely was
fr
i just watched that interview and I feel a little sad after hearing about his experience on SNL
Andrea right!!!
Same
Ahh 2019, when the only diseases we talked about contracting were Gonhorrea and syphilis..
Simpler times, a year ago...
those were the days....
The problem is that coming along with this rise in STDs is a rise in antibiotic resistant chlamydia.
@@-.00__I__o8o__I__00. It's fear mongering if it's fake but this shit is real. Just travel to Thailand for a bit and see for yourself.
Stop fucking then
@@-.00__I__o8o__I__00. not fear mongering. Its literally what happens when it comes to diseases and antibiotics.
@@Seashellsbytheseashore21 no, you seemed to be denying it. Resistance to antibiotics isbreal... you know...because of evolution
@@TheNebraska402 what are you even saying? Must have replied to the wrong person
"The flu is like 4 syphilises" -Pete Davidson 2019
2:54 IM DYING THAT WAS SO PERFECT
"Does everything in my generation have to be a reboot?" LMAO
Love Pete, he delivers every line perfectly. Happy to have another Davidson weekend update
Oh good, Pete finally found his car.
He had to look it up to see that it wasn't him? Is he sure?
Well now he knows how it feels to have SNL crack jokes about him (remember Pete calling Dan Crenshaw "a hitman in a porno").
@@canaisyoung3601 Just a hitman to the environment who only changed his tune after he was called out for his b.s. 1980s stance.
@@canaisyoung3601 and that gave the guy some visibility. At least, he'll be known as That Republican Vet from SNL. And if you think comedians are not used to being made fun off... You're definitely not the one 😅
@@canaisyoung3601 Yeah but that was funny
@Emma XTC i don't care that they made fun of him, it just wasn't as funny as that hitman in a porno joke
“I’ve seen the joker and I think you should start being a lot nicer to me”
"All these things can be cured with a shot. What's the problem?"
Oh, this clip from October 2019 aged so ironically.
"Diseases are back, after so many years...does everything in my generation have to be a reebot? ...Like The Clap and Rambo came back in the same year...and neither of them were wanted"
I'm dying here, brilliant.
HE’S BAAAAAACK 😍
Make sure you’re sleeping and eating and drinking enough water Pete 💕
Pete is awesome 😂 I’d truly love to be his friend I’d be laughing 24/7
0:17 "undeserved" Pete, you may not know it, but you bring joy to so many people like myself. it's easy to get in your own head about things, but I (and so many people) appreciate, love and support what you do.
Use protection, folks! The stakes are too high to risk it
Pete said there's pills for it.
'busted pipes drippin 💦' - Pete 2019, 🤭 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pete is honestly one of the only comedians I actually find funny he kills me 😂
Love how straight up he is. He talks shit so swiftly😂
Pete is so funny he should be on every video y'all upload😂
Pete makes me laugh so hard every time he’s on weekly update
"I looked it up, it wasn't me" hahaah Love it
1:01 it’s the ONLY way, Colin....LOL why does that make me laugh every time
I get tested all the time because you know, I look like I have all of them 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!
I love how Jost shakes his hand and pats him on the back after
Every girl here asking why their attracted to him
One that smile
Two those teeth
Three those cheekbones
Four that jawline
Five that hairline
Six that accent
Seven eight nine and 10 are all personality baby
Pete looks like he’s never been outside and I LOVE IT
“Obviously, it’s Pete Davidson” 😂😂
You called me that guy who lost his car at a music festival for a week
Which I looked up, it was not me
Classic Pete Davidson
I love this video of Pete and Colin giggling on camera while Pete tells jokes in between 😂
Pete Davidson take a nap bro, you're like 3 hours away from Beetlejuice.
uh I forgot how funny this kid is. glad he’s back
reese givens I think he’s filming Suicide Squad
Pete seriously looks sick .He is either seriously anemic or on drugs.Not sleeping would not make peoples eyes that dark underneath.He seriously needs to see a Doctor right away!
bridget cafarella he got Crohn disease that’s why his eyes are like that n skin color
He's a fouled mouth punk
Foul mouthed punk*
This had me dead 😂😂
‘Clap and Rambo’...’and neither of them was wanted’🤣🤣🤣💀
PETE IS FINALLY BACK WHAT
everytime vfx Perfect profile pic for that comment
B. Jr. BAHAHAHAH noooo but i love both of them sm
@Bruce Leroy huh
I was worried where my favorite mentally and physically I'll cast member went.
Amanda Schmidt he was filming the sequel to Suicide Squad
Pls edit this and say ill.
Amanda Schmidt My phone is also unaware ill is a word! Drives me nuts! It’s not even a hard one.
He does have a point... harmony comes at a price. The universe is give and take.
Pete looks like Jared Leto when he played joker in suicide squad
Pete's back. Yay! You're the soul of this current SNL era, dude. And yeah, I know you missed for that movie deal thing, but... welcome home. And get antibiotics. :-)
"That guy is like green" coming from Pete Davidson, the most green looking person alive.
?
Pete and Colin always crack me up, neither can keep a straight face
Who else wants Pete Davidson start acting in movies
Who else wants Pete Davidson to be their next door neighbor
Why don’t they let him on every week? He’s HILARIOUS! Hahahahaha
He was absent the previous week, either for medical reasons or working on a movie.
@@CaptHayfever I know he's usually in something each week. I just wish they would let him do a monologue each week. I hope he's doing well though.
"I don't know if you've SEEN The Joker..." 😂😂😂😂
This is what I’ve been waiting for all summer.
He’s just always so authentically Pete and I love it
That last "I'm serious" was waaaayyy too bone chilling
Right like when the camera was fading away how Colin was talking to him like a calming him down type. Yet this skit is still funny
Emily BPD is no joke
“Busted Pipes Dripping” is a good album title for the band “Clap Reboot.”
Clap Reboot is an old country singer, isn't he? Last I heard, his pipes were drippin', his dog died, and his wife used his boots to tear out his heart and stomp that sucker flat.
Mercedes Benzos omg 😂.
@@carolinamurtha3102 I seriously laughed out loud at your comment. Clever and underrated. I had to jump in.. 😁
Mercedes Benzos thank you, I honestly did the same with yours. You took it to another level and I loved it 😄.
At the end when the camera is zooming out he looks sad. (Like when he's getting a pat on the back)
I died at the leaky pipes bit 😂😂😂😂😂
Pete always makes me laugh
Pete looks like he hasnt slept in 30 years
lol
Yeah he needs Vitamin C serum
Not trying to sound like a douche that knows it all, but it's because he has Crohn's disease. It's makes him have dark circles around his eyes. it's also more noticeable when he has the blonde hair. it draws way more attention on the eyes
@@sicilianjiu-jitsu2984 Close. Crohn's disease does not cause the dark circles, although Ariana claimed it did. It's due to dehydration and fatigue, which Pete's hectic filming schedule can cause. Crohn's disease can cause bloodshot eyes, though, which may be why Ariana got it wrong.
M🍑 as a medical professional who is currently researching gut microbiome, immune system and epigenetics...and who has had Crohn’s patients...dark eye circles CAN be caused absolutely by Crohn’s disease. Malnutrition, malabsorption, the body deficient in certain minerals and/or vitamins. Yes, dehydration can factor in.
Genetics can play a role. Allergies are a big culprit.
Chronic inflammation, which is part of crohn’s is a contributor...which ties into the underlying mediators in allergies too.
Anyways, it can be a multitude of things...& in Pete’s case, I would speculate it’s multifactorial.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 “keep rolling the dice” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Cuz i look like I have all of them,and might have created my own." Hilarious!!
I MISSED HIM SO MUCH