Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on R. Kelly and Michael Jackson - SNL

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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • Pete Davidson stops by Weekend Update to talk about listening to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson's music despite the controversy surrounding them.
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  • @KennedyBoston
    @KennedyBoston 5 років тому +9771

    “How do you listen to his music after what he did?”
    “...Headphones?”
    I lost it

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 5 років тому +30

      That was my favorite 🤣

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 5 років тому +35

      @J. A. this dump I'm taking on the toilet is for you

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому +6

      Is the world short on singers? There are 7 billion people on this planet. I bet we could find people who could sing and also had the amazing ability not to rape minors.

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 5 років тому +8

      @Andrew Man111 Like a real adult. I'm not the person trying to troll people on UA-cam. Rethink your life choices

    • @savvanahegbert6895
      @savvanahegbert6895 5 років тому +3

      Lol same I saw that and I lost it to ahhaahahhaha

  • @levirosner1728
    @levirosner1728 4 роки тому +2151

    "You're going down che, you're going down!"
    "I don't even know what I did" that was so funny

    • @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932
      @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 4 роки тому +15

      Levi Rosner I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SKNFDWKNRF

    • @ilexevergreen5405
      @ilexevergreen5405 3 роки тому +1

      What did Che do?

    • @thiagowill26
      @thiagowill26 3 роки тому +34

      @@ilexevergreen5405 Nothing, it's just to complete the joke from the beginning when he said that geniuses are sick, and he looks at Colin and says: "It's not our case" and points to Che: "You are a genius" Che looks at him And say "Wait, what ???". Fucking clever jokes.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 роки тому +2

      He always yells something at the end 😄

  • @margaret0x1
    @margaret0x1 3 роки тому +5875

    Dear SNL,
    More Pete. Please.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  • @gomee23
    @gomee23 5 років тому +8538

    Been said several times, but Pete is looking much healthier

    • @sirarlissfeathergill6157
      @sirarlissfeathergill6157 5 років тому +226

      he's starting to be funny again too! and doesn't look like an albino leopard died on his head.

    • @klaudiaveronica3672
      @klaudiaveronica3672 5 років тому +22

      Sir Arliss Feathergill made my day

    • @misterwinkybluff
      @misterwinkybluff 5 років тому +22

      @@sirarlissfeathergill6157 He will always look like an albino leopard died on his head. He said it himself.

    • @turdferguson8928
      @turdferguson8928 5 років тому +44

      I don't think you should be allowed to be depressed when you date Kate Beckinsale

    • @yellow9349
      @yellow9349 5 років тому

      I agree.

  • @ritamdutta8718
    @ritamdutta8718 5 років тому +2395

    Colin is like Pete’s therapist
    “Is there anything else you wanna talk about “

    • @blackpinkluv9869
      @blackpinkluv9869 5 років тому +2

      Rit_arted III um.......

    • @crystalkadletc1944
      @crystalkadletc1944 5 років тому +15

      Adorbs. In all the years I’ve watched SNL I’ve never seen a cast members personal life exposed so much on the show

  • @GabeLazarYT
    @GabeLazarYT 5 років тому +7320

    the idea of donating to a charity that helps sexual assault survivors when you listen to or watch someone's work - fantastic

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому +33

      It makes no sense whatsoever! It would work great for the entertainment industry, because they dont have to reform or change or lose money. Sure help the ones wjo have been hurt, but if you are still giving money to the people who hurt them, WTF??

    • @TreeDad
      @TreeDad 5 років тому +86

      @@meredithr9824 just download it for free

    • @habeebahtahir
      @habeebahtahir 5 років тому +137

      @@meredithr9824 I reckon streaming platforms etc should demonetise the artists' work or redirect money made to charities

    • @SpaceDisco1
      @SpaceDisco1 5 років тому +33

      Meredith Richardson I mean, if I want to watch American Beauty again, I will not be supporting Kevin Spacey whatsoever, but support the charities.
      I mean, just don‘t buy new shit of theirs.

    • @bellegriffiths5866
      @bellegriffiths5866 5 років тому +35

      @@meredithr9824 You think we pay for music

  • @elenitampaka3723
    @elenitampaka3723 5 років тому +11401

    That joke about the church hit a chord... it was probably A-minor !

    • @Hawkgirl719
      @Hawkgirl719 5 років тому +31

      Haaaa

    • @mperez3720
      @mperez3720 5 років тому +249

      Briefly considered opening up a few more UA-cam accounts for the sole purpose of giving you more likes for that one.

    • @ChrisClark_808
      @ChrisClark_808 5 років тому +29

      Agreed. This is the win.

    • @mishamerino50
      @mishamerino50 5 років тому +20

      Nicely done.

    • @kingkolbra8146
      @kingkolbra8146 5 років тому +7

      😂

  • @coh27
    @coh27 5 років тому +4006

    Don't ever say Larry King three times fast like that. You might accidentally summon something...

    • @nicmoreno6492
      @nicmoreno6492 5 років тому +24

      I'd be surprised ig you didn't make somebody choke on their food or shoot whatever they're drinking oit of their nose. Best comment on this thread!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 років тому +14

      I'm pretty that's exactly what Larry king is - he's Death's older brother that someone summoned a few thousand years ago.

    • @jonathangarmuth8975
      @jonathangarmuth8975 5 років тому +11

      Tonight from Hades attic it's Larry king live with special guest Beelzebub

    • @banking8297
      @banking8297 5 років тому +2

      DAMN

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 5 років тому +2

      Izz M 😂😂

  • @BrookeInProgress
    @BrookeInProgress 5 років тому +4180

    He was so proud of that Chaplin joke lmao

    • @beabelieverinlove8287
      @beabelieverinlove8287 5 років тому +138

      That Chaplin joke was funny as hell.

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 років тому +10

      Anti-catholic stuff by Davidson seems cheap-shot and hackey.✌️

    • @trent_k
      @trent_k 5 років тому +20

      ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism interesting take, but why did you chose to post it here hahaha

    • @DKGifford19608
      @DKGifford19608 5 років тому +36

      ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism does it? He’s Catholic. There’s a direct connection with the topic. Seems personal and relevant - that’s kinda his thing.

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 5 років тому +3

      ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism god forbid it was anti jew

  • @CalixteDC
    @CalixteDC 5 років тому +2180

    “You’re goin down, Che!”
    *I don’t even know what I did...*

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 5 років тому +58

      Connor Kent *Oh, he knows.*

    • @kmartnw
      @kmartnw 5 років тому +28

      Lol he actually sounded like Hannibal Buress when he said that

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 5 років тому +9

      I need to know now

    • @puriodt7194
      @puriodt7194 5 років тому

      😂

    • @darylpettiford4900
      @darylpettiford4900 5 років тому +8

      30 yrs from now, after they’ve given up heroin and stopped drinking, someone will remember being sexually assaulted by him. At least I think that’s how #MeToo works.

  • @hamzibrahim8189
    @hamzibrahim8189 4 роки тому +777

    3:58 “YOURE going down Che
    Che: “I don’t even know what I did...”

  • @katjones1549
    @katjones1549 3 роки тому +440

    Him naming all the male celebrities at the end is his most underrated moment

  • @guru0603
    @guru0603 5 років тому +2185

    "YOU'RE GOING DOWN CHE"
    "I don't even know what I did"

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 5 років тому +42

      Lmao he sounded so sad about it 😂 like "who me? Why.. "

    • @Crad4DRC
      @Crad4DRC 5 років тому +1

      They never do

    • @eliasvalencia8148
      @eliasvalencia8148 5 років тому

      Man 🤣🤣

    • @jarodstewart6407
      @jarodstewart6407 5 років тому

      @Eliza "talented"*

    • @sandi260
      @sandi260 5 років тому

      He didn’t fake laugh at his really lame jokes. The only snl comedian who can’t write good material.

  • @Nimesay1
    @Nimesay1 5 років тому +4004

    The age difference joke was on point.

    • @noisez13000
      @noisez13000 5 років тому +91

      ya it points out that people only care when they dont like someone but essentially let everyone else have a pass

    • @stlbum
      @stlbum 5 років тому +236

      i think its more about the double standard of men dating younger women vs. a woman dating a younger man.

    • @Neverblewadude
      @Neverblewadude 5 років тому +14

      It was funny until he made the President of France mention, who is the only example on his list who is married to an older woman. All of his other examples were men who were with younger women, which would have made for a funny self-deprecating joke. Instead, he took a big, fat, steaming shit on his own joke with that single outlier, or whoever the lackey was who came up with the list.

    • @numanumatard
      @numanumatard 5 років тому +24

      I thought it was rather funny actually

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 5 років тому +91

      @@Neverblewadude settle down...

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes 5 років тому +844

    I love how he doesn't even try to hide that he's laughing. Seth would laugh but always try to cover it up but Pete just goes full on openly cracking up and it's still hilarious.

    • @IloveJasonMomoa
      @IloveJasonMomoa 5 років тому +25

      it was too hard to tell with Seth Meyers because he always had some goofy smirky grin on his face anyway so you couldn't tell if that's how he was all the time or if he really was trying not to smile😁😁

    • @UdaraDiyalagoda
      @UdaraDiyalagoda 4 роки тому +5

      He has said that is more of a stand up guy than actor. Laughing with the crowd is part of stand up comedy

  • @gracecunningham7873
    @gracecunningham7873 5 років тому +3802

    I know it's part of his joke, but that's actually a great idea to donate to helping sexual assault victims whenever listening to those songs.

    • @coomsicle
      @coomsicle 5 років тому +6

      Every time?

    • @rosaisha833
      @rosaisha833 5 років тому +28

      wank memes meh but just the idea of donating for a better cause is good. It’s the thought that counts.

    • @ItzSilasRain
      @ItzSilasRain 3 роки тому +14

      I’m all for it but not on Michael’s music. I listen to his music a lot and plus I don’t believe he did any of that stuff he’s accused of.

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 3 роки тому +2

      @@ItzSilasRain Michael Jackson?

    • @purplebubblegum4055
      @purplebubblegum4055 3 роки тому +11

      Michael Jackson didn't do anything wrong tho. They wanted to take advantage of his money

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 5 років тому +2808

    Best commentary by Pete ever. He is pointing out the hypocrisy of some who are calling for boycotts of their music.

    • @josefinelight343
      @josefinelight343 5 років тому +14

      Yes. The only reason I'm boycotting them is because I didn't listen in the first place

    • @davidsims8413
      @davidsims8413 5 років тому +1

      I dont like pete davidson very much but I found this very amusing and for once didnt contemplate suicide after 30 seconds lol

    • @citlaliolguin-martinez6409
      @citlaliolguin-martinez6409 5 років тому +11

      That extends to every field- science, arts, politics, religion, etc. It is essential to keep in mind that we should separate the man from his work, however a counter argument may be made that one informs the other.

    • @lunarwolf8435
      @lunarwolf8435 5 років тому

      Hell yah I would have done the ass beating

    • @lexinicole98
      @lexinicole98 5 років тому +2

      I just got you to 1.1 K😂

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +3168

    Dang Pete naming every male actor under the sun 😂

    • @jakenight5147
      @jakenight5147 5 років тому +21

      except R. Kelly and Michael Jackson

    • @taylornickels5320
      @taylornickels5320 5 років тому +13

      And Donald Trump.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 років тому +46

      Except Ashton Kuchner, the actual relevant example.

    • @saffmichael4369
      @saffmichael4369 5 років тому +2

      Nope, not Tim Robbins

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 років тому +10

      Jake Night Pretty sure it’s about women above the age of consent.

  • @valsbride
    @valsbride 4 роки тому +799

    Pete: I saw all the footage he didn’t talk ever that’s why he’s a silent film star
    I cracked up

    • @Anonymous_Guest
      @Anonymous_Guest 3 роки тому +7

      It’s the silent ones you have to watch out for

    • @sophiajohnson169
      @sophiajohnson169 3 роки тому

      only replying bc louis is your pfp

    • @LuisMiguelBallestasAyala
      @LuisMiguelBallestasAyala 3 роки тому +3

      I laughed but then remembered he does talk in at least one of the movies, the great dictator. A very moving speech if you guys hadn’t heard of it.

    • @murderoushumans
      @murderoushumans 3 роки тому +1

      "HE DIDN'T TALK ONCE!" lost it

  • @sahib5
    @sahib5 5 років тому +352

    I cannot fathom how someone doesn’t like this smart, self deprecating, straight talking, adorably self aware kid. He’s charming and adorable and authentic and I legit cannot watch him constantly stifling his own laughter, without cracking a smile. Not to mention his commentary is always pretty much completely spot on. I want to hug him. He’s a lovely human being.

    • @samanthamarella1
      @samanthamarella1 2 роки тому +7

      I know this is an old comment but I feel the exact same way. Especially recently with everyone talking crap about him dating Kim and wondering what women see in him. Like what DON'T you see in him?

  • @hellohappyvegan
    @hellohappyvegan 5 років тому +1144

    "I don't even know what I did." - Che lmao

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 років тому +4

      What's even more fitting is that you currently have 420 likes!

    • @hellohappyvegan
      @hellohappyvegan 5 років тому +1

      Chris Jones 🤣🤣

    • @yeet2787
      @yeet2787 5 років тому

      Beat me to it damn.

    • @zaely8531
      @zaely8531 5 років тому

      I died lol

  • @Bun800
    @Bun800 5 років тому +2335

    Best commentary by Pete so far. His honesty was savage but excellent.

    • @beabelieverinlove8287
      @beabelieverinlove8287 5 років тому +11

      Well said @Lily A. Urquhart
      I also agree that we have a personal and civic duty to stop protecting pedophiles period! [ NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE]
      #CONVICTRKELLY!

    • @MrPent9295
      @MrPent9295 5 років тому +6

      I still listen to r. kelly music

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 5 років тому +7

      @@MrPent9295 how do you? Headphones?

    • @marioplater3218
      @marioplater3218 5 років тому +1

      What going with the circles around Pete's key?

  • @playerone2480
    @playerone2480 5 років тому +651

    Forgetting Elvis and his 15 year old wife

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +31

      13 year old for Jerry Lee Lewis... 13 year old cousin, that is...

    • @sandraseven6575
      @sandraseven6575 4 роки тому +27

      Mikel she was 12 and he married her when she was 14 and her parents sell her to him so Elvis was sjeeping with a child and no one dares bring that up and i wonder why.

    • @dorb8830
      @dorb8830 4 роки тому +4

      Forgetting Elvis and him kinda not being able to talk 'cause he's dead

    • @maliaswish4938
      @maliaswish4938 4 роки тому +10

      @@dorb8830 Michael is dead too, I don't understand why all of a sudden they're just making up things 10 years after his death... Skeptical might you say?

    • @Elena-er7zp
      @Elena-er7zp 4 роки тому +1

      Toy Dubz ain’t nobody forgot Jerry Lee Lewis. It destroyed his whole career. At least Elvis was smart enough to wait to marry until Priscilla was 21.

  • @cdkj8573
    @cdkj8573 5 років тому +133

    He says "If I found out Maclemore did some weird stuff..." but the You Tube subtitles say "If i found out John Mayer..." LOL someones trolling

  • @GodsOath_com
    @GodsOath_com 5 років тому +1866

    Pete looks great with the brown hair

    • @ROBYNMARKOW
      @ROBYNMARKOW 5 років тому +5

      He changed his hair color?

    • @emmamertens3304
      @emmamertens3304 5 років тому +30

      Robyn MARKOW you didn’t see his blonde phase 😶

    • @cricketsong1967
      @cricketsong1967 5 років тому +35

      Or pink, or green, or white...I think coloring hair is a great way to show your individual style, but he's very pale and this natural look flatters him.

    • @deeloc1993
      @deeloc1993 5 років тому +10

      He looks like a discount Rami malek

    • @Redant23
      @Redant23 5 років тому +4

      You mean normal

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +1231

    "He married a 15 yr old and get couldn't even talk" LMAO

    • @iLitAfuseiCantStop
      @iLitAfuseiCantStop 5 років тому +12

      *he couldn't even talk 😉
      Sorry.... saw you edited your comment but not the mistake.

    • @Johnadams20760
      @Johnadams20760 5 років тому +3

      except of course that famous speech he did in a movie , not sure the name, I think it is called the dicatator or something.

    • @noahfried3647
      @noahfried3647 5 років тому

      Ed F booboo I think he’s talking about aaliyah I heard she was 12

    • @stunnerkumah
      @stunnerkumah 5 років тому

      LitAfuseiCantStop I think he did it on purpose that’s what made it funny

  • @sparshitasahu2539
    @sparshitasahu2539 3 роки тому +14

    The dynamic between Pete and Colin is like the chill older brother who has motherly instinct for the younger wild child.

  • @EFTanker
    @EFTanker 4 роки тому +110

    “Larry King, Larry King, Larry King” I thought LK was gonna pop up like Betelgeuse 😂

    • @lucasblack5110
      @lucasblack5110 3 роки тому +5

      My dude it’s beetle juice holy lol

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 роки тому +9

      @@lucasblack5110 actually, he is correct as hell. Check the original film, that's how his true name is spelled, its Pronounced beetlejuice

    • @NotJoegoldberg
      @NotJoegoldberg 3 роки тому +1

      rip LK :(

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +1417

    “How can you listen to their music. I don’t know... headphones” 🤥🤫🤭😩😫😭😬😜😂😂

    • @taylorhill195
      @taylorhill195 5 років тому +10

      Took me out 😂😂💀

    • @taylorhill195
      @taylorhill195 5 років тому +7

      @H No ok.

    • @shanematthews1985
      @shanematthews1985 5 років тому +7

      Well at the end of the day whatever they did doesn't actually change the things they made, hate the person all you want but the music itself did nothing wrong

    • @mywayworld8765
      @mywayworld8765 5 років тому +3

      Leonaza u famous outhere on UA-cam comments u everywhere

    • @apdaniel3735
      @apdaniel3735 5 років тому +6

      Leonaza7 😂😂 Also, hey 👋🏾 are you still watching the View?

  • @LivingInTragedy
    @LivingInTragedy 5 років тому +265

    Did anyone hear that at the end??
    “You’re going down Che!”
    “I don’t even know what I did” 😂

    • @missSDW
      @missSDW 5 років тому

      😂

    • @annadimartino2726
      @annadimartino2726 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao made me laugh the most

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 5 років тому +5

      Sean O'Callaghan Yes. Turns out most ppl ALSO have ears. 😆

    • @miniluc1
      @miniluc1 5 років тому

      america summed up

  • @craigborrenpohl1233
    @craigborrenpohl1233 5 років тому +570

    Remember South Park taught us either everything's on the table and available to criticize or nothing is.

    • @hscarlett7672
      @hscarlett7672 5 років тому +21

      Trey Parker and Matt Stone are fucking genius

  • @bbyvia
    @bbyvia 4 роки тому +22

    "I CAN'T JUST CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE" looollol

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 5 років тому +1274

    "Larry King, Larry King, Larry King" killed me

    • @rneedham667
      @rneedham667 5 років тому +10

      That was the best! But let me ask is there anyone the same age as king?? That dude is Old!!

    • @johnson6t911
      @johnson6t911 5 років тому +3

      Mcjagger

    • @dyinhope6840
      @dyinhope6840 5 років тому

      Then how did you type out a comment?

  • @christ4lif333
    @christ4lif333 5 років тому +309

    Colin was so scared to laugh at any of that shit 😂😂😂😂

    • @Shoshanim222
      @Shoshanim222 5 років тому +3

      Igloo Australia,yeah even Pete had some fear going into it. He knows exactly what he’s doing. You can’t hide or suppress the Truth anymore!

    • @zebrastripped3114
      @zebrastripped3114 5 років тому

      Igloo Australia lol

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 5 років тому

      Yyeah it was amazing

  • @zamara5809
    @zamara5809 3 роки тому +85

    him breaking character while playing himself is the funniest shit ever

  • @UncleJimmi_ID
    @UncleJimmi_ID 4 роки тому +28

    Che: I don't even know what I did... 😂😂

  • @francesosugi7236
    @francesosugi7236 5 років тому +957

    he's actually such a gem. I've never thought of donating a dollar everytime I've allowed myself to indulge in a terrible person's work but I will make sure to start applying that to my everyday life. and his message was so accurate. its impossible to erase people or events that have happened from existence, but being able to acknowledge the tragedy of it is key

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 5 років тому +25

      frances osugi it’s a great idea. That way I can watch woody Allen films and donate a buck, though my late mom’s judgement will still be in my head 😂 Someone should create an app for this!!

    • @LadyBirch
      @LadyBirch 5 років тому

      Jennifer McGoldrick k

    • @DeadlyDanDaMan
      @DeadlyDanDaMan 5 років тому +8

      No people or events matter in the slightest anyway. It's all bullshit that we've created to entertain ourselves until the heat death of the Universe, which WILL happen (but our Sun will explode and destroy Earth LOOOONG before that happens). Nothing we do actually matters. Live your life and have fun while you can.

    • @JigInsane
      @JigInsane 5 років тому +4

      @markmac "right, must be part of the DC universe" Deadpool

    • @Kryptospotted
      @Kryptospotted 5 років тому +2

      ​@@DeadlyDanDaMan Yes, all it does is make you feel better about yourself. It's an empty gesture. It's a selfish one, in reality. Why not $10 each time, you cheap son of a bitch?

  • @jenpenn22
    @jenpenn22 5 років тому +4441

    Kinda love him for highlighting the age difference hypocrisy

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 5 років тому +140

      I didn't know anyone was even talking about the age difference, I thought everyone was just hating on Pete because he's not as rich and he keeps bagging total hotties WAAAAAY out of his league

    • @WelcomeToMyDream
      @WelcomeToMyDream 5 років тому +93

      @dietotaku Ariana seemed waaay out of his league, but this might be a pattern. Maybe Pete is big league, pitches 9 innings every game and/or swings that bat like Babe Ruth.

    • @83croissant
      @83croissant 5 років тому +38

      I wasn’t even thinking about the age difference, I just think...well that is an odd couple of people who are dating

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 5 років тому +31

      well not really. his girlfriend is 20 years older than him. which I don't have a problem with. what has happened to unconditional love? sometimes people in the 60's fall in love with people in their 30's. and vice versa. who are we to judge?

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 5 років тому +3

      83croissant I was thinking about that makeout scene at the game . . . Antoni’s face reflected mine 😂

  • @mariyaa111
    @mariyaa111 4 роки тому +66

    The way that he smiles and laughs at his own jokes makes him so much cuter !

  • @cateyezz3718
    @cateyezz3718 3 роки тому +16

    I love when Pete laughs after his joke😂 makes it 10xs funnier😂😂😂😂😭

  • @IG8063
    @IG8063 5 років тому +1826

    He made a great point about age difference. Sexist double standards

    • @waynerembert3116
      @waynerembert3116 5 років тому +44

      Most of the comments I was hearing was how she was too good looking for him.
      People also made a big deal with Kutcher and Moore.

    • @Proteus846
      @Proteus846 5 років тому +5

      Right? It doesn’t matter who is older, it’s sick and wrong.

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 5 років тому +1

      So much of Kate's stunning looks appear to be plastic surgery- Botox, possible cheek implants, definitely breast augmentation, major dental work. When she was a teenager, she was kind of geeky looking. I understand dental work if your teeth are not aligned, but I think she looked way better then. She was quirky in a way that would go with Pete. @@waynerembert3116

    • @guessmyname1104
      @guessmyname1104 5 років тому +5

      Still kinda gross though. He just brought up other gross examples

    • @ab4845
      @ab4845 5 років тому +4

      Actually there are no double standards. Men who date younger women have **ALWAYS** been criticized, made fun of, ridiculed, insulted; got thrown stupid, false allegations at them. The only sexist double standards are the ones you have against males.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +747

    That come back at the end about his relationship with a woman much older than him was marvelous. Lol

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 5 років тому +5

      It was killer

    • @trinilyfe4404
      @trinilyfe4404 5 років тому +1

      Yes it was

    • @avaminnow
      @avaminnow 5 років тому +1

      Leonaza7 how do you get so much likes on every comment

    • @aaronbrinson3200
      @aaronbrinson3200 5 років тому +1

      Ikr I get the you still a baby all the time and I'm 24
      A lady 33 or 40 be making it seem like she 85 df

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 5 років тому +1

      FTK ! I don’t know. I don’t write comments for likes. Over 350 people have decided to follow me throughout the past couple of years because they love my comments. Many of them have expressed to me that sometimes they look for me thru the comments just to like my comment. Others hate my comments and accuse me of being a bot just because they simply disagree with me. At the end of the day I share my views just like everyone else. If people agree or disagree that is fine with me. Also, other people leave their comments and get more likes than I do and you don’t seem me complaining about it. It’s never about getting many likes. Not for me anyway.

  • @sar19
    @sar19 5 років тому +883

    Let's go see the new Disney movie, but never forget that *Walt Disney frequented American Nazi Party meetings*

    • @johnsaysthings
      @johnsaysthings 5 років тому

      Sarkasumus no

    • @sar19
      @sar19 5 років тому

      @@johnsaysthings yes

    • @princessrachel988561
      @princessrachel988561 5 років тому +23

      They did make anti nazi cartoons so, I don’t think he was a nazi.

    • @sar19
      @sar19 5 років тому

      it says so in Celluloid Soldiers: The Warner Bros. Campaign Against Nazism by Michael E. Birdwell

    • @JJdaPK
      @JJdaPK 5 років тому +11

      Walt Disney made a ton of anti-nazi propaganda.

  • @rosamcdonald1666
    @rosamcdonald1666 5 років тому +234

    I like his idea about giving to charity!

    • @yellow9349
      @yellow9349 5 років тому

      me too.

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому +1

      Why? Noone would actually do it. Most of us dont keep track of our checkbooks, let alone keep a running list of songs written or produced by abusers, and how often we listen to them. Who do you think would end up with more money, the entertainment industry or the organization that helps abused kids? Plus, what are those kids going to think if we only wanted to help them to ease our conscience because we gave money to the people who hurt them? It doesnt make any sense, unless this is the entertainment industry's plan to protect their own asses.

    • @TheDistantWave
      @TheDistantWave 4 роки тому

      Meredith Richardson make a playlist where you keep all the abusers under.... shiz weird Ik

    • @unknowntrademark9992
      @unknowntrademark9992 4 роки тому

      Most charities are bullshit.

    • @loui7550
      @loui7550 4 роки тому

      tell the thruth: you have been listening to that Snake remix aint you?

  • @Meagsnan
    @Meagsnan 5 років тому +2697

    I'm grateful that I once again live in a world where we can all appreciate Pete Davidson's comedy without facing the wrath of Ariana Grande weirdos. Great piece!

    • @diannaa.62
      @diannaa.62 5 років тому +29

      Meagsnan “omg leave Ari alone!” 😂

    • @ricardoiglesias8314
      @ricardoiglesias8314 5 років тому +1

      All that are lies

    • @ricardoiglesias8314
      @ricardoiglesias8314 5 років тому +3

      Why are u lie on me

    • @notearsmp4
      @notearsmp4 5 років тому +109

      Meagsnan i am a huge ariana grande fan and i love her, but just because they're not togeher anymore doesn't mean i will stop watching pete's comedy. i'll admit i didn't know who he was before they were an item, ibut i found him funny and i still do, so i continue viewing his skits. not all of us arianators are like that :)

    • @stuffmaniacs
      @stuffmaniacs 3 роки тому +4

      @@notearsmp4 frrr

  • @fletcherdf444
    @fletcherdf444 5 років тому +756

    Michael Che: “I don’t even know what I did?” 😂😂😂

    • @bugradio
      @bugradio 5 років тому +2

      Thanks - I couldn't make it out!

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 5 років тому +12

      @@ericagilstrap665, from earlier in the sketch; Pete indicated that Colin and he were both safe from being Sick Talented People, presumably because they aren't talented, but then noted that Michael Che was a GENIUS.
      --Dave, backspin on the compliments bigtime

    • @carmengracepuentes7953
      @carmengracepuentes7953 5 років тому

      I don't even know what I do lol

    • @harmlessweirdo8277
      @harmlessweirdo8277 5 років тому +2

      @@carmengracepuentes7953 He knows. Oh, he knows

    • @toddpace4588
      @toddpace4588 5 років тому +2

      He's black and successful, that's what he did.

  • @ohheythere_itsclaire7654
    @ohheythere_itsclaire7654 5 років тому +17

    Lmao you can just tell how proud he was of the “and he couldn’t talk” joke😂😂

  • @onetwo6330
    @onetwo6330 4 роки тому +15

    Omg the "if swisher sweets ceo was a cannibal" joke was the funniest joke ive heard in years

  • @patchworkgirl2982
    @patchworkgirl2982 5 років тому +544

    "Whoever the President of France is..." (etc.) That was a hoot.

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 років тому

      Colin is beginning to rock the #NationalistHaircut.✌️
      "#SansAmesSansHainSansViolence"✌️

  • @bicknell67
    @bicknell67 5 років тому +814

    Pete was on point today about everything.

    • @adilkhalid3736
      @adilkhalid3736 5 років тому +4

      bicknell67 cuz he was sober

    • @barbaraespinosavanleer5926
      @barbaraespinosavanleer5926 5 років тому

      I totally agree💋

    • @melodyvasquez6370
      @melodyvasquez6370 5 років тому

      He sure was on point!!

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 5 років тому

      Fuck him!! That asshole left a lot of WHITE MALES off the list and did NOT go there with the double standard and hypocrisy of a lot of white people in this country with his Puerto Rican looking ass! I don't even think that fucker is white.

    • @saturdaymorninghero2637
      @saturdaymorninghero2637 5 років тому +3

      @@homelesshannah50 the fuck are you on about?

  • @JasonZakrajsek
    @JasonZakrajsek 5 років тому +41

    “Larry King, Larry King, Larry King,” lmao

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon 5 років тому +8

    01:15 it’s the cutest thing how Pete throws his shoulders up a little when he laughs

  • @indranimaitra8671
    @indranimaitra8671 5 років тому +762

    This was a hilarious segment, but its reassuring to see Pete looking a lot healthier these days.

    • @sleepycrusader8871
      @sleepycrusader8871 5 років тому +6

      Indrani Maitra Kate beckinsale will do that for you

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 років тому

      I freakin love Pete, but those circles under his eyes do not spell good health. Get some sleep Pete! 😜

    • @shaunruffin6292
      @shaunruffin6292 5 років тому +1

      He looks drugged out of him mind

    • @ednavigil31
      @ednavigil31 5 років тому +11

      Those dark circles are from his Crohns disease. He looks like he's doing much better. Great segment!

    • @aarongarcia7293
      @aarongarcia7293 5 років тому +2

      miapdx He has Crohns diseases. That’s why he has and will always have dark circles under his eyes.

  • @ZumieZumes
    @ZumieZumes 5 років тому +224

    “ What if the CEO of Swisher Sweets is a cannibal ?? I can’t just change my whole life.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthill5426
      @matthill5426 5 років тому

      What's he doing?!? White Owls are the money blunt.

    • @TheStompboxer
      @TheStompboxer 5 років тому

      Matt Hill So, you’re saying he should have said “white owls” instead? You don’t really understand how comedy works, do you?

  • @benjitube9862
    @benjitube9862 4 роки тому +29

    “I don’t even know what I did” 😂

  • @FL3XW3
    @FL3XW3 5 років тому +102

    😂😂😂😂LoL! This really is funny. Don't you dare apologize for these jokes.

  • @bblilyylensz
    @bblilyylensz 5 років тому +1462

    Pete really gives no f cks about what anybody thinks of him, and it's kind of admirable, but also OH BOY WERE THESE JOKES RISKY

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 5 років тому +9

      Fuck him

    • @worrywirt
      @worrywirt 5 років тому +151

      Opening with that line about the Catholic Church was ballsy as hell

    • @erinrestrick9691
      @erinrestrick9691 5 років тому +40

      @@homelesshannah50 who wouldn't he's like 6'1 and funny

    • @0oChrisHBKo0
      @0oChrisHBKo0 5 років тому +18

      Yet he literally considered suicide because of what people say about him

    • @aznthy
      @aznthy 5 років тому +26

      The jokes weren't risky, stupid morons who are catholics are risky.

  • @mindlilacs
    @mindlilacs 5 років тому +646

    he looks so much healthier and happier :)

    • @jadeho5099
      @jadeho5099 5 років тому +9

      ghost town except for the severe eye bags but I have those too

    • @sint0xicateme
      @sint0xicateme 5 років тому +13

      @@jadeho5099 he has Crohn's disease and I guess that causes dark undereye circles.

    • @korbendallas7181
      @korbendallas7181 5 років тому +4

      Kate Beckinsale.... definitely gettin it in👌👌👌

    • @jadeho5099
      @jadeho5099 5 років тому

      Bolsheviki wow I didn’t know that caused it

    • @JohnC-fv2we
      @JohnC-fv2we 5 років тому +10

      It's funny how having sex with some of the world's most beautiful women will really lift your spirits.

  • @bootysnatcher4207
    @bootysnatcher4207 4 роки тому +30

    When he started listing names I deadass thought he was bouta say “R-Kelly”

  • @KidvsBat
    @KidvsBat 4 роки тому +18

    I LOST EVERYTHING in 1:42 "he couldn't even talk"

  • @aj-fn3ud
    @aj-fn3ud 5 років тому +221

    I love how Pete just plays himself lol

  • @urbansocrates
    @urbansocrates 5 років тому +431

    "If the owner of Swisher Sweets turns out to be a cannibal, I can't just change my whole life!" NOW THAT'S SOME PERSPECTIVE.

    • @josephnicholas9512
      @josephnicholas9512 5 років тому

      he could just buy garcia y vega or any of the other countless cigarillo brands. or buy a pipe, bong, or papers.

  • @ScratPlays
    @ScratPlays 3 роки тому +26

    ‘Pretending these people never existed is not the solution’

  • @ubahmohamed6748
    @ubahmohamed6748 5 років тому +9

    1:55 is it just me or is the way his voice cracks is😍😍😍

  • @Arman-jx7cx
    @Arman-jx7cx 5 років тому +1021

    “Headphones”

    • @Chino3xl
      @Chino3xl 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 років тому

      Colin is beginning to rock the #NationalistHaircut.✌️
      "#SansAmesSansHainSansViolence"✌️

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому

      I think he meant 'blindfold'.

  • @multifandomz8221
    @multifandomz8221 5 років тому +1231

    why not add him to Update permanently ?? he murdered this segment

  • @thelivealohashow6162
    @thelivealohashow6162 5 років тому +295

    So this is the comment that caused so much controversy. When I was younger, it was called telling the GODDAMNED TRUTH!

    • @barryadcox2710
      @barryadcox2710 5 років тому +1

      Well now you're older

    • @CountryWatchdog
      @CountryWatchdog 5 років тому +2

      Except it isn't the truth.
      Here's my open letter to Pete Davidson:
      Mr. Davidson, you said: “(R. Kelly) is a monster and he should go to jail forever.
      But if you support the Catholic Church, isn’t that like the same thing as being an R. Kelly fan?
      I don’t really see the difference....”
      Allow me to help you. The Catholic Church (ALL its members, not just clergy accused of crimes,
      which make up the smallest percentage of membership) support everyone who needs help,
      from womb to tomb.
      Google ‘Catholic Charities,’ which provides housing, health care and disaster relief
      to MILLIONS of people each year.
      Read the Catechism, which promotes everyone’s dignity, regardless of their station in life.
      See the 1.2 BILLION Catholics around the world who make it their mission to feed the hungry,
      clothe the poor and heal the sick. Preferential option for the poor is not natural; it’s learned.
      And you DARE to compare supporting the church with buying an R. Kelly CD to make ONE man
      rich? Please EDUCATE YOURSELF before OPENING YOUR MOUTH AGAIN.
      And PLEASE APOLOGIZE. Not out of obligation. But revelation.

    • @barryadcox2710
      @barryadcox2710 5 років тому +1

      @@CountryWatchdog I'm glad to know that there are some people with some sense left in the world. Like many others in entertainment, Pete uses a very tiny portion of a group to represent the whole group when it benefits him. People are so spoiled these days. Freedom has came easy to most people in the US now and they take it for granted. Stirring up controversy seems to be all that people like him do these days. This guy doesn't care about any of those kids. His focus is simply on using sickening acts like child abuse to crack a joke and smile that s*** eating smile of his.

    • @thelivealohashow6162
      @thelivealohashow6162 5 років тому +10

      You don't have to preach to me. I went to a Catholic school from grade 1 to 12. Yes, those same teachers got in trouble later, but not during my years. Perhaps it's not the best syllogism, but I don't see much effort in cleaning up this mess, and boycotting sure isn't going to work. I like his solution of donating some money to a victim's fund. Not sure if the Catholic Church can provide the same, but they should.

    • @82Jaster
      @82Jaster 5 років тому +43

      @@CountryWatchdog Giving to charities doesn't absolve them of horrendous actions. Last year it was reported that in Pennsylvania alone more than 1,000 children had been sexually abused by Catholic priests. That's one state. There have been story after story about Catholic priests being accused of abusing children, and rather than the church do anything they instead just move the priest elsewhere. Cardinals have also recently blamed their sex abuse scandals on "the plague of the homosexuality agenda". And then you have the recent admittance by the Pope of nuns being used as sex slaves (sound familiar).
      The main difference between the two is that it seems like R. Kelly will finally be held accountable for his actions, while the church continues to skate by despite thousands of cases of sexual abuse.

  • @bravosworld3403
    @bravosworld3403 4 роки тому +24

    "How can you listen to their music? I don't know... headphones"😂😂😂 Im dead💀

  • @olivia-lu9kk
    @olivia-lu9kk 5 років тому +616

    Ever since John took Pete under his wing Pete literally looks so much healthier and happier. Good for Pete :)

    • @terrimignemi6939
      @terrimignemi6939 5 років тому +32

      Another point for Mulaney! Love him!!!

    • @shanehughes3511
      @shanehughes3511 5 років тому +25

      He also suffers from crohns disease which I have, a physcial condition made worse by stress that can cause awful pains and weight loss when flaring. So i do think his break up put him in a flare, similar events do that to me. He seems to have it under control again. Love the man, so honest and funny

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 5 років тому +7

      Shane Hughes so sorry you have Crohn’s, anytime I hear about it or the symptoms I have to count my blessings because it sounds hellish

    • @karinas.guerero7364
      @karinas.guerero7364 5 років тому +3

      That is soooo true!!! He looks good! I hope everything continues to go good with him! :)

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 5 років тому +3

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. He looks much healthier now! Good for both of them

  • @sisilessthan3
    @sisilessthan3 5 років тому +715

    he makes some points lol

    • @Stu98765
      @Stu98765 5 років тому +12

      @Toori Baba WTF?

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 5 років тому

      @@Stu98765 👏🤣
      Yeah. We REALLY wanted that soapbox moment.
      SMH.

    • @luis33316
      @luis33316 5 років тому

      Speaks facts

    • @svenmurphy-deyoung8209
      @svenmurphy-deyoung8209 5 років тому

      toori baba It’s nOt GOt WHO nEeDS yoU it’s PeOPlE Who NeeD gOD lmao wut

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 років тому

      Anthony Joseph Found the Nazi.

  • @xonikkiecal
    @xonikkiecal 2 роки тому +2

    “Headphones 🤷🏻‍♀️” LOL

  • @nytecrow6452
    @nytecrow6452 3 роки тому +18

    I wish more people lived by this philosophy. Just because the person who created a product or work turns out to be a monster, it doesn't change how that work affects your life. JK Rowling is a sham and a joke, doesn't mean growing up and reading Harry Potter didn't inspire me to craft new worlds and expand my imagination and I should now burn all my Harry Potter merch

  • @PushoverSwag
    @PushoverSwag 5 років тому +669

    It's been crazy seeing Pete's evolution, he's near top billing now on SNL and so young. Good to see him do well

    • @Evieventer
      @Evieventer 5 років тому +37

      he literally hasnt evolved at all he's just more famous now because he dated ariana grande. he still breaks in every sketch and is generally not very good.

    • @1999tenorio
      @1999tenorio 5 років тому +16

      @@Evieventer hater

    • @KM-fu8ur
      @KM-fu8ur 5 років тому +18

      Eh, I think dating Ariana helped raise his profile more than anything. He seems to revel in dating famous women too, since he brought up Kate Beckinsale unprompted as though anyone *actually* cares.

    • @andrewd.6248
      @andrewd.6248 5 років тому +13

      @@Evieventer It's fine to not like the guy. But you can't say he hasn't evolved. That's just ignorant my man

    • @dustytheloneranger
      @dustytheloneranger 5 років тому +3

      It boggles my mind that Pete and I are the same age

  • @hildah2165
    @hildah2165 5 років тому +411

    “Larry king Larry king Larry king”
    Lol!! Love hidden jokes!

    • @JaredOLantern
      @JaredOLantern 5 років тому +26

      Hilda Higgins how is that a “hidden” joke?

    • @robertrodriguez1964
      @robertrodriguez1964 5 років тому +8

      The last time Larry got married, they asked him if he had any concerns for the wedding night regarding their age difference.
      His quote, "If she dies, she dies."

    • @davidmsirois
      @davidmsirois 5 років тому +7

      yeah Larry went full Ivan Drago with that answer

    • @hildah2165
      @hildah2165 5 років тому

      Jared O Lantern - since he once had to hear comments from Larry about his own love life then he’s clearly being passive aggressive here and has every right to do so plus it’s funny :)
      Never throw stones from a glasshouse

  • @BRLambert4
    @BRLambert4 3 роки тому +5

    "and he couldn't even talk" made me laugh way to hard

  • @angeltwin16
    @angeltwin16 4 роки тому +14

    I love how Che was over there really minding his business then Pete called him out. 😂😂

  • @bomoregie
    @bomoregie 5 років тому +486

    Larry King Larry King Larry King.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vaughnmiller3896
      @vaughnmiller3896 5 років тому

      I 😂 😂 😂 also Brandon Omoregie.

    • @emilyfouquettehoffman7886
      @emilyfouquettehoffman7886 5 років тому

      I just watched it a second time just for that part lol

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 5 років тому +1

      And then Larry King magically appeared in the studio...

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +1881

    Get ready for Catholics to get pissed off at Pete Davidson

    • @malachiowens3423
      @malachiowens3423 5 років тому +87

      And him having to apologize for a fucking joke.

    • @chuyozuna2398
      @chuyozuna2398 5 років тому +128

      im cathoilc and i love the joke plus i hate the catholic church

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 5 років тому +3

      Malachi Owens As well as the news freaking out, over it

    • @SwiftieCatLover
      @SwiftieCatLover 5 років тому +61

      I’m pretty sure Pete is used to pissing people off at this point. I mean his main thing is dark comedy and insult comedy. He pisses people off for a living~ I honestly enjoy all types of comedy/humor and I happen to really enjoy Pete’s as well

    • @Conker187777
      @Conker187777 5 років тому +35

      Is he wrong?

  • @pdsketch603
    @pdsketch603 5 років тому +18

    “that’s why he’s a silENT FILM ARTIST”

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 5 років тому +102

    I don't see problems with the age difference, he is 25, so he can be with whoever he want up that age.

  • @eileen1820
    @eileen1820 5 років тому +995

    Great ending pointing out the hypocrisy of age differences 😊

    • @bmaze944
      @bmaze944 5 років тому +18

      True, but I haven't seen a lot of people hating on Pete because of the age difference. It's mostly been that she's way out of his league and people can't believe Kate would be interested in him.

    • @lunaplaysgames7674
      @lunaplaysgames7674 5 років тому +32

      bmaze yeah but for an older woman to go out with someone way younger its practically a sin to other people even though men do it all the time. So I’m glad he highlighted that.

    • @koolaidsalad
      @koolaidsalad 5 років тому

      @@bmaze944 thats a strong opinion you got there

    • @semi6544
      @semi6544 5 років тому +2

      @@bmaze944 -- Do you remember Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit? No, many people don't. During his 15 minutes of fame he kept getting with stars way out of his league. Maybe these women know something we don't. Wait, they definitely know something we don't because they actually chose him.

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 5 років тому +2

      @@semi6544 I think it is because of his penis size.

  • @malachiowens3423
    @malachiowens3423 5 років тому +979

    Pete be spilling the tea on every male celebrity. Good on him finding him a good woman tho.

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 років тому +11

      a good woman? shes almost 50 and her tits are broken.....

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 років тому +6

      @MsUsagi513 my mother is older actually lol why are you dating her?

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 років тому +2

      @MsUsagi513how so?

    • @jakemcauley2383
      @jakemcauley2383 5 років тому +23

      steve donahue just a bit of casual misogyny to go with your UA-cam video. Name a more iconic duo

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 років тому +1

      @@jakemcauley2383 whos the iconic duo you are referring to?

  • @haha69sexnumber
    @haha69sexnumber 5 років тому +39

    "Not Che though, he's a genius" that shit was the funniest joke of this whole segment and no one laughed

  • @kinglos3004
    @kinglos3004 5 років тому +10

    I love how Pete always says one last line when the skit is over. Has anyone noticed that.

  • @salennastrash121
    @salennastrash121 5 років тому +614

    Larry King, Larry King, Larry King

    • @elamericano9965
      @elamericano9965 5 років тому +4

      good rap song, can i buy your album?

    • @romanalvarado3262
      @romanalvarado3262 5 років тому +3

      He should have said r kelly at the end

    • @_insert
      @_insert 5 років тому +11

      Don’t repeat this in front of a mirror.

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 5 років тому +2

      @@romanalvarado3262 He was talking about consenting ADULTS! 😌

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh 5 років тому +2

      Yeah I usually don't belly laugh but this got me.

  • @kaylaoverbay4340
    @kaylaoverbay4340 5 років тому +40

    I could watch Pete Davidson and John Mulaney read the phone book to each other and be happy.

  • @SH-uk8jr
    @SH-uk8jr 3 роки тому +4

    The button on Colins suit tho 🙏🏼

  • @Ubermunchies
    @Ubermunchies 4 роки тому +2

    "you're going down the, you're going down!"
    "I don't even know what I did"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunshinebp7632
    @sunshinebp7632 5 років тому +201

    Pete spilling tea on EVERYONE 😂

  • @Fidelis1776
    @Fidelis1776 5 років тому +855

    All jokes aside, I'm willing to put a quarter aside for charity every time an R. Kelly song from my playlist pops up.

    • @emilyfouquettehoffman7886
      @emilyfouquettehoffman7886 5 років тому +27

      C.S. Bailey
      I think it’s a great idea !

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky 5 років тому +47

      He said a dollar!! Lol

    • @stephencox8723
      @stephencox8723 5 років тому +24

      Ima go broke if i give a cent each time, it's bad. If prince did some shit, ima kill myself.

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky 5 років тому +22

      @Chad Gochis I think you're taking this a bit too seriously, Chad.

    • @Fidelis1776
      @Fidelis1776 5 років тому +13

      @Chad GochisTake all of the jokes out of the above video.and he makes a good point. While not willing to give a dollar, I brought forth the idea of a quarter being put aside to eventually be donated. I didn't ask/want/desire/ give a fudge about your approval, just thought that others might do the same if they really felt that way about situations like this.

  • @fionalilly543
    @fionalilly543 3 роки тому +1

    The "I don't even know what I did" from Che at the end always gets me XD

  • @squishrena
    @squishrena 3 роки тому +4

    When he brought up Mark Wahlberg’s past, I died😂

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 років тому +314

    Someone finally calling out Mark Walhberg

    • @robertm5110
      @robertm5110 5 років тому +9

      PattyMayonnaise agreed

    • @liopergonsd58
      @liopergonsd58 5 років тому +3

      They need to call out more of these jews

    • @sabrinayahisreal1078
      @sabrinayahisreal1078 5 років тому +1

      @@liopergonsd58 So called "Jews"

    • @liopergonsd58
      @liopergonsd58 5 років тому +5

      @@sabrinayahisreal1078 I mean todays jews are not real jews, real jews were black

    • @g0stn0te
      @g0stn0te 5 років тому

      where the fuck have you been the last few years?

  • @AC-wz2xs
    @AC-wz2xs 5 років тому +280

    Many truths spoken by Pete. Well done. Great segment

    • @Crazy-77
      @Crazy-77 5 років тому

      More like half truths. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @mikekaiser1844
    @mikekaiser1844 4 роки тому +4

    “Ion even know what I did” 😂😂

  • @shawnhodgkin
    @shawnhodgkin 8 місяців тому

    Che's innocent "i dont even know what i did" right as the clip fades off is amazing

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 6 місяців тому

      It's probably down to Che rarely listens to much being said on Weekend Update

  • @EMILIE05
    @EMILIE05 5 років тому +316

    That Charlie Chaplin bit absolutely killed me.

    • @jessicareed4840
      @jessicareed4840 5 років тому +2

      I watched a Charlie Chaplin biopic, IRC the one "talkie" he made was like a Nazi sympathy movie. He did better when he didn't talk.

    • @archenema6792
      @archenema6792 5 років тому +14

      @@jessicareed4840 "The Great Dictator" was a parody of Hitler's insanity and the fact that Chaplin had the same moustache . Chaplin was Jewish. Everyone on this comment page seems to be as stupid and proud of it as you are, and I'm not the least bit surprised.

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 5 років тому +16

      @@jessicareed4840 Wow... you got the conclusion that "The Great Dictator" was a _pro Nazi_ movie? Try watching it sometime. The speech at the end isn't exactly ambiguous either.

    • @Mijoulin
      @Mijoulin 5 років тому +6

      @@jessicareed4840 you can watch the speech on youtube. Charlie Chaplin actually wasn't jewish and the movie was produced in 1940, when nobody knew if Hitler would actually win and anti-semitism was a problem in the US as well, adding to the historical importance of this movie and imho making it one of the bravest movies of all time.

    • @ruthpratt9674
      @ruthpratt9674 5 років тому +3

      ArchEnema 67 He wasn’t jewish, but a lot of people think he was.

  • @navyb52
    @navyb52 5 років тому +282

    Last 10 seconds about age gap GOLD! Well said!!

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 5 років тому +9

      @Andrew Man111 Wtf? The line is where someone's physical, emotional and mental maturity meet. A 30 year old might be too immature for someone the same age, but a 20 year old could be just as mature as a 40 year old. I feel like I'm explaining something I don't need to be explaining. Everyone reaches different paces at different places in their life. As long as you're no longer a teenager, you can probably handle a relationship with anyone of any age.

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 5 років тому

      @Andrew Man111 Nothing. But your brain is still developing at that age so anyone 17, 18, 19 could be miles apart from someone their own age.

  • @OldSquidleySpooch
    @OldSquidleySpooch 5 років тому +19

    1:40 I'm dying laughing... "He couldn't even talk..."

  • @SaraJJ98
    @SaraJJ98 3 роки тому +35

    I love that Pete completely ignored the fact that they were supposed to be discussing MJ too lmao 😌👏 #innocent