I don’t like either of the Paul brothers, but it’s Jake Paulers and Eugenes. The apostrophe is irrelevant in this circumstance. But you are absolutely right XD
@@hannahwyatt4830 I know what your saying 3 likes is small and all I know but the thing is I never comment and so I didn't know what to expect on the likes for this comment
In my school me and my homie make out in the fuckin toilets bru we were ass-naked in the stall just performing some sweet lip lickings and grinding on each other y'all ain't normal
I’m in school currently (high school so no one plays fucking truth or dare) and when I was in middle school we did the same shit. There was none of this gay shit
If I were chilling in a restaurant or some shit and some boys were talking about their truth or dare game where they kissed each other, it would take all my will not to yell, "you play that game to kiss the GIRLS, dumbfucks"
Real G Ruthless A old classmate of mine asked me to join in on her truth dare game she talks alot of dudes kissing each other I saw the majority of them were dudes and I told her I'm good.
@@ShazadAli-xy4ib same, except for Yu-Gi-Ho It's a shame how bad they messed up Star Wars with the sequel trilogy filled with propaganda, diversity and feminist agendas though Dragon Ball Super is not great, especially when you compare it to the original Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, but I still enjoy it But Star Wars is kind of dead to me Anyway, have a great day man
Imagine if BirdMan becomes the President of the US. The reporter would try to ask him some stupid question and he would just roast the reporter in front of other reporters... 🤣🤣🤣
"4 extra chromosomes" & "did u have to remove your headgear" Police: 911 what's your emergency Me: yah uhh I just witnessed a savage roast Police: how bad? Me: Birdman Police: God damn it not another one
You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected. Man he is just stating that he is tired of putting up with his same age peers bullshit . Im tired of my peers sagging and be duchess.
watching you play black ops 3 and 2 now brings back so many memories. edit: i tore my room apart looking and finally found it. thank you for the inspiration to go back to good times for a bit
I have a girl at my school and everyone calls her smalls and she is the WORST. SHE ACCUSED ME OF CUTTING HER HAIR. Then again I did cut her hair... but it was really funny!
Be quiet about that, we don't want that idea getting out and making this generation more fucked up then it already is, just imagine a parade of retarded six to twelve year old Jake pauler feminist on the streets saying '' men are evil and Dab on haters " at that point I'll blow my brains out.😑🔫
Police: 911 what’s your emergency? Me: I’d like to report a KO roast Police: whose the victim? Me: Jake Paul Police: Nice, how bad? Me: Birdman Police: ... GET US A COFFIN! WE’VE GOT A BIRDMAN ROAST!!! Coroner: I better be getting overtime for this I’m gonna miss so many weekends with all of these!
So i watched a jake Paul video. And this person said if u don't like jake don't watch him. It's a valid point but all the other jake paulers are going onto birdman vids and leaving shit hate comments. So the point was invalid all because of these other 8 year old jake paulers
BIRDMAN PLEASE READ, you should watch superheroes decoded part two. there is a possible disguised Eugene / Eugena ( ''man'' ) with the most ridicules female voice ever. I'm asking you to please investigate this Eugene / Eugena, because i think they've added active camouflage to there loadouts
Nooooooo, it’s no use! He’s dabbing back! It’s the ultimate feeling of disappear, having the taste of our one juice! Nice vid, the dab hit me through the vid, it hit the jake pauler out of me, it feels good being free
Hey man! It ain't gay to kiss the homies goodnight! Just showing love for the homies man, there's nothing wrong with that. And sometimes the homies go through a tough time and are a little stressed out and you just gotta help them, "relieve" their stressed by any means necessary. You know, you just gotta give em a quick little handy to help them get through the day or something man. You know ain't nothing wrong with that. These things happen and as long as you say no homo before you give ole boi the sloppy then it ain't gay man everyone knows that. Just looking out for the homies.
I don't remember being that dumb at 9 years of age.
neogeo 101 ikr
neogeo 101 preparing cringe missiles
MISSILE FIRED (so lit 😂👌)
I thought that too, but sometimes I get brought back to comments I made a while ago and cringe.
I don't remember being that dumb at 5 years of age.
Helen Keller has better grammar then some of these Jake paulers.
well they´re all 10
Who's helen
@@thomasjamesevans414 famous blind and deaf person
Well your not lieing
@@allendunbar6983 he didn’t mean he didn’t know who Hellen Keller was he just said that becuase the OG poster spelled the name wrong
u can tell birdmans a true cod athlete by how often he reloads
Scott Boyd we all do it
Dude I press the reload key even when my gun is fully reloaded
Just to make sure :)
Scott Boyd most people do this.
Reload after every kill!
Scott Boyd if you played bo2 for awhile it becomes a habit
Back in my day even touching hands with your homie by accident required an immediate "no homo" comment. XD
@@anthonysalcido2481 you like other dudes name thats pretty gay if you ask me
It is still required bruh
That shit is still the same today lmao.
Still required.
Jake Pauler's are breeding grounds for Eugene's.
we need to start a revolution against Jake and Logan Paul
We need to breed bird man people
I don’t like either of the Paul brothers, but it’s Jake Paulers and Eugenes. The apostrophe is irrelevant in this circumstance. But you are absolutely right XD
Yes the pervert ones they don't go in to schools with guns they go in hard and rape to death all the dudes and female eugines
Are you a. Jake pauler
Erika is secretly a dude.
inception horn*
Averco I wish my username and profile picture were Admiral Akbar now. "ITS A TRAP!!"
Keith Rockel you know, you can change your name and profile picture
I hate my life
Attack helicopter**
Wanna know how Jake Paul is confirmed Gay
He didn't say no homo
I have developed a brain and deleted the edits
Sad
@@hannahwyatt4830 I know what your saying 3 likes is small and all I know but the thing is I never comment and so I didn't know what to expect on the likes for this comment
@@tepkoh169 Your one of those huh...
One of what
@@tepkoh169 those
Feminist ads are my favorite thing to watch before a Birdman video.
irony
A Jake pauler dabbed at me.. I slapped his forehead... Who dabs back at haters..
me too
F***ing fun bro, I would do the same 🤣🤣
White Wolf wut
xToy_Soldier 808 I kicked the last 20 gay paulers that tried to dab on me.
xToy_Soldier 808 *PULLS OUT 12 INCH BLADE* You can't dab without arms!!!!!
I can confirm that kissing your boys at school while you are a male yourself at school is not something that people play in any of my years in school.
In my school me and my homie make out in the fuckin toilets bru we were ass-naked in the stall just performing some sweet lip lickings and grinding on each other y'all ain't normal
Ryan S GAY!
Termagamer same here
"So you never kissed your dad" no Nat that was your uncle Bob who is no on the pedo list that kissed you
Lmao
damn these kids, when I was in school me and the guys used truth or dare to set up each other with the kisses from the girls we liked, these kids damn
I’m in school currently (high school so no one plays fucking truth or dare) and when I was in middle school we did the same shit. There was none of this gay shit
I'm actually going into 8'th grade. So now I have something to roast.
Wdym "something to roast"
Same. We used to play board games and DandD as well as cards. Then in secondary school we played cards against humanity
If I were chilling in a restaurant or some shit and some boys were talking about their truth or dare game where they kissed each other, it would take all my will not to yell, "you play that game to kiss the GIRLS, dumbfucks"
Let me catch my son playing that type of truth or dare game
dad?
TheRealLoser nope don't know this nigga
Real G Ruthless catch him and play the game
Real G Ruthless A old classmate of mine asked me to join in on her truth dare game she talks alot of dudes kissing each other I saw the majority of them were dudes and I told her I'm good.
AGPs Knight hey bruddaa
Let me catch my son defending jake paul
MaxAero let me catch my son dabbing on the haterz
Sam Bardio can't do anything if the haters dab back
I'd probably take him out behind the barn and old yeller him.
OMEGANAVIE oh
OOOHHH
Revisiting og Birdman videos is the best😂😭
Fr bro
It aged like a fine wine
Damn when I was 9 I spent my days watching minecraft lets plays. ( modded, modded servers, vanilla, skyblock, minigames, vanilla servers, etc)
Me too
Facts and some of that multiplayer or zombies
Star wars. Pokémon. Dragon Ball. Yu-Gi-Oh.
@@ShazadAli-xy4ib same, except for Yu-Gi-Ho
It's a shame how bad they messed up Star Wars with the sequel trilogy filled with propaganda, diversity and feminist agendas though
Dragon Ball Super is not great, especially when you compare it to the original Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, but I still enjoy it
But Star Wars is kind of dead to me
Anyway, have a great day man
@@filipefigueiredo9847 star wars is pretty much dead now. Disney ruined it. Have a great day as well
Birdmaners, fight back! We need to do something! Report all Jake Paul’s videos!!!
LMAOF
🤦🏻♀️ how is this not taking after them? Their “ways”.
That guys dad looks mr Osbourne firm spider man
Mini Ninja ya but thats not gonna do anything
Btw i dont support jake paul just saying
It isn't that hard, he swears a lot in some of them.
Final Boss Approaches...
Final Boss is JAKE PAULER
Birdman: Jake paul is gay
Final Boss: No u it chalng
*Birdman died*
Can't believe this was 4 years ago, time flies by fast
Bro this is what happens when neglectful parents give their autistic 8 year olds phones.
How a single channel is able to fuck up a whole generation
roceratoman jura holy shit anonymous?
It’s sad
roceratoman jura it's funny how this channel can wake up an entire generation
roceratoman jura so true
"Kiss close" throw back 😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
I watched this vid when it first came out, now its almost 5 years old crazy
Bro same
Birdman commenters: *Uses punctuation & grammar properly
Jake Paulers: *Apparently went to school for two years & dropped out to become a Jake Pauler
Nah they haven't dropped out they just have been in school for 2 years
I've fallen and I can't get up
I dont care
That Old Bitch From Life Alert call life alert
FINISH HER
Addison Inniss did you use life alert?
Addison Inniss I don't care about your grandma ass
Let me catch my son leaving hate comments on birdman's vids
Let me catch my son losing his virginity before I do.
That's the joke...
challeng mc slicer It's a joke birdman made in a vid
let me catch my son not understanding the joke on a birdman videos comment section
Lemme catch my son taking the whole meat
who is here looking for the hate comments?
same
Same
incredibilis
Same
Imagine if BirdMan becomes the President of the US. The reporter would try to ask him some stupid question and he would just roast the reporter in front of other reporters... 🤣🤣🤣
Ok yash
Nah man.. I'm 15 and if a guy trying leaning into me he going catch these hands
Nickable preemptive strike. They was about to assault you.
Awoken Genius
*_{LOCK AND LOAD}_*
I'l put those hands down my pants homie
Nickable F🅰CT💲💲
Nickable he gonna catch those hands with is dick
Was about to dab on the haters but then Birdman uploaded
Ocean Man take me by my ✋
Griefer you beat me to it
Good. Bird man is life fuck J paul
Woo, you almost died of cancer, I guess you were saved by the bell
N O T I F I C A T I O N B E L L
Well I didn't expect to see Ocean man
let me catch my son kissing a guy
Thats a bit Homophobic but fair enough
@@JDM-ve3nd No one scared of a gay.
@Hungry Santa dont have to imagine it
All these weirdos saying “that’s homophobic” 😂
"4 extra chromosomes" & "did u have to remove your headgear"
Police: 911 what's your emergency
Me: yah uhh I just witnessed a savage roast
Police: how bad?
Me: Birdman
Police: God damn it not another one
lol that is the case for every vid
Bro that has to be one of the best roasts I've ever seen
I'm twelve and I'm sick of all these kids my age making us look bad. Anyways I love your videos keep up the good work
"Bubbagus 526"
*Stating that he is twelve before commenting*
You're part of the problem.
You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected. Man he is just stating that he is tired of putting up with his same age peers bullshit . Im tired of my peers sagging and be duchess.
generic name same I'm eleven tho I'm not that good at math but I'm WAY more mature than the rest of the people in my class
@@AnimeisGarbage No you are with your long ass name
Watson3232 __ You have a Fortnite profile picture.
I knew it Birdman is the President of the US... They called me crazy but now who is CRAZY!?
Sebastian Simons I knew he was presedent to
The JP fanclub.
"The kiss close," LMAO
as soon as I saw it he said it
Yes
10:37 I didn’t even kiss my dad on the lips when I was five. Father-son code: It’s either the cheek of the face or your out of the house.
The amount of grammar mistakes in this video hurts my head.
Anthony Gonzalez I think the vast majority of Jake Paulers suffer from strokes
21st like
Anthony Gonzalez Same
Anthony Gonzalez omg vro wats wrng wid spllin bed huh
Sometimes it's as if they were purposely spelling words wrong.
My dogs have better grammar
PVT maple syurp you forgot the period
lamo
Dude best name ever of all time
Your name is amazing XD
@@shotguntrinity1012 so did you.
6:32 i think it's a kid using their mom's account and the mother wanted to have that pictire as her profile pic mate
That's makes it sadder than it already is
yeah it probably is
LMAO I’m so glad I found this channel. He earned a sub
Afrian Tapia welcome to the squad, King
Since u have found this channel is pls go watch he Eugene vid and u would get a lot of jokes
I was about to kiss my homies on the lips but then birdman uploaded.
shaun oodoomansaib same good thing we got this info in time
shaun oodoomansaib Homies over hoes
shaun oodoomansaib damn, I was looking forward to kissing the homies goodnight today
Same bro
I was about wake up my home by kissing his tip, but Birdman uploaded.
this whole situation is making me lose brain cells
watching you play black ops 3 and 2 now brings back so many memories. edit: i tore my room apart looking and finally found it. thank you for the inspiration to go back to good times for a bit
This (small) girl in my class is a Jake Pauler and she thinks she gets bullied because of her size.
I have a girl at my school and everyone calls her smalls and she is the WORST. SHE ACCUSED ME OF CUTTING HER HAIR. Then again I did cut her hair... but it was really funny!
@@TommysMatchbook you're fuckin weird please tell me you've changed since posting this
I bet these Jake Paulers get roasted so hard at school
No they dont, I bet their schools are filled with those little bratts
The schools should have furnaces. Burn the little shits.
I bet they actually run the school, fucking principal is a jp
I was just about to kiss my homie, then birdman uploaded.
JTP02 atleast you tried
Birdman saved your life then!
JTP02 haha nice one
JTP02 thank you bird man
I watched the Cod more but then laughed when you read the comments. Keep it up!
Okay birdman calm down bruh you going off on the special ed kids LMAO
I hate the fact I have to watch your vids as soon as possible because I'm afraid UA-cam will take your vids down.
Rath Nife hahaha ikr
Yeah, sounds about right
Rath Nife they don't so don't worry😂
I love deez videos 😍
Same
I typed better than these people after 6 shots of vodka
Perfect Chaos i type better after a week of only drinking beer and 3 liters of wodka
Panda #44 what is wodka
Dario .M woops i mean vodka lost in translation
You forgot about the period at the end of your sentence.
Perfect Chaos i typed better than these shits after twelve
Keep up the good work, Birdman!!!! Love the vids.
I just realised the game ended 250-0 WTF
Same lol
What's worse then a jake pauler? A feminist jake pauler
Be quiet about that, we don't want that idea getting out and making this generation more fucked up then it already is, just imagine a parade of retarded six to twelve year old Jake pauler feminist on the streets saying '' men are evil and Dab on haters " at that point I'll blow my brains out.😑🔫
A Eugene feminist jake pauler...
Dat Boi The Lucario Kid what's the difference?
No a eugene feminazi gender fluid homosexual jake pauler is the wors
You should turn, "then", into a, "than", and make Jake Paul's name capitalized.
BIRDMANNERS WYA
the same place as you are
justin stierman that was good
Sorry but who else thinks that birdman is making this channel a fuckboy channel by titling us a "birdmanners"
Just my opinion
LineRatLie LiveStreamz he didn't title us birdmanners, we did as a meme. Personally I think we should be the Eugene Army but hey whatev
Bruh I love this content and this channel. Keep up the good work! 💜💙💚💛
Coming back to this video now at 4:50 I think he means etika which get me on the feels
No is Erika
i will whip my future kid if he uses the name jake paul in the household
CoFerrns i will do a late abortion
CoFerrns That is a cuss word in this house young man, now go to your room!
same
a whip is to weak a Cat of 9 tails work better (just look it up if u don't know what a Cat of 9 tails)
i would do the same if my kids said J*** P***
Bro when he made fun of Cynthia cradick I lost my shit
Ryan Negrete she has the big gae
Good stuff man. I didn’t even know “jake pawher” was a term until now. Subscribed!
Police: 911 what’s your emergency?
Me: I’d like to report a KO roast
Police: whose the victim?
Me: Jake Paul
Police: Nice, how bad?
Me: Birdman
Police: ... GET US A COFFIN! WE’VE GOT A BIRDMAN ROAST!!!
Coroner: I better be getting overtime for this I’m gonna miss so many weekends with all of these!
Oh shit a jake pauler trying to act as a fan of birdman
r/youngpeopleyoutube
Plot twist at 4:46 the little boy isn't the Jake Pauler.
It's @Zuccccccccccc from Instagram, it's a meme page
DatNutJob Oh Shit 😂😂😂 bigger twist than Darth Vader being revealed to be the father of Luke
Godda kiss my homies gud nite
Jim the GOD yea godda keep priority strait
Jim the GOD lol
Same fam gotta kiss em good night and read them a bed time story cya soon
polite cat goodnight, say it back
Jacob Ferguson yuh fam
This is why I love this channel
After playing bo4 i forgot completely forgot what slums looks like on bo2
I got back on after like 2 years and the first I get called is the n word with a hard R
You mean graphics wise bc it's the same exact design on bo2
Independence yeah
If i had a dollar for every gender i would have 2 dollars
XO Joaquin hilarious and original
XO Joaquin gender is a social construct BUT THERE ARE ONLY 2 sexs you can be any gender you want (I'm not a feminist im just saying)
XO Joaquin Don't worry go to the dollar store!
XO Joaquin yep😉
NBA Aleks That's why you're apart of those "(word) aleks" group from cowchop
Hello fellow birdmanners
Hey m8 NQFD
NQFD Hello
Don't lie u jake pauler
Teh Jokur I'm not😡😡😡😡
NQFD hello
Keep being you Birdman. Leave no survivors.
"I'm going to dab on you", *slowly lies down on the ground* Wake me up when the world is better *closes eyes*
So i watched a jake Paul video. And this person said if u don't like jake don't watch him. It's a valid point but all the other jake paulers are going onto birdman vids and leaving shit hate comments. So the point was invalid all because of these other 8 year old jake paulers
You are without a doubt right
LOL
Let me catch my son trying to kiss me on the lips
Tj3185 okay Daddy
Tj3185 your photo make it look like you are gonna do something messed up to your kid
Jerry's seen some sh*t.
Tj3185 i was right at 10:10 when i read this
make sure he says "no homo"
I always kiss my homies goodnight no homo. You missed the big picture in your first video on this! He never said no homo after kissing his homies...
Jax Foster that’s all I’m sayin it ain’t gay if you say no homo
True bro true, if you don't develop that type of relationship with ya homies, they ain't ya homies.
Alright, I guess this is fine, with the no homo and all.
@@ferchango6359 the fuck is wrong with y'all.
People are so dumb so sad what humanity has fallen to luv your vids bird man your the only thing keeping me from ending it all
These Jake Paulers tried to type without looking at the keyboard.
Anonymous Eugene or they're just constantly suffering from strokes.
I might be able to type without looking at the keyhboatf
Anonymous Eugene either that or there just that stupid
It's possible to type without looking at the keyboard and have correct spelling and grammar. I just did it
correct
Let me catch my son defending Jake Paul
is this a new meme, or did you just tweak the top comment?
Blazertron Nah im pretty sure its from one of his vids and the title was "let me catch my daughter..."
I'm almost positive your sarcasm was acknowledged as a win
I thought I have bad grammar. These kids who took their time to put hate comments on your channel are horrible. You made me feel better now.
If I had a dollar for every chromosome a jake paluer was missing I would have enough money to buy myself a tub of blue ice gfuel (35.00$ USD) :)
Derpcario Vlogs I thought you'd have 49 dollars
Derpcario Vlogs Autism means they have more chromosomes
Lexic Batman no downsyndrom means they have extra chromosomes. Autism is a mental disorder
Lexic Batman He means chromosomes they lost
Derpcario Vlogs if we talking every Jake Pauler then you got millions bro
"kissing a man doesn't make the person gay" Well it certainly doesn't help
I just started watching him and he's already one of my favorite UA-camrs
I love that you treated the 11 year old actually kind of kind. Like she was your kid lol.
one of the only faze members to still play cod. this is why im a birdmanner
Blake Rainey troll?
Blake Rainey oddeee facts
Blake Rainey FaZe Lisa Ann
Lemme catch my mom being a Jake pauler
I miss these birdman videos, this was around the time I subscribed
I would kiss my toddler on the forehead at most lol not the lips wtf
If you kiss a toddler in the lips aren't you considered a pedophile? 🤔🤔🤔
Alex yup
Who tf is talking about kissing toddlers?
@@egg3288 it's literally in the video tf?
Lisa Ann 👍🏼
Also let me catch my mother claiming that she’s a Jake Pauler.
Birdman is love. Birdman is life.
RedXGhost Zyper
he uses his birdman wings to fly through my window
RedX Ghost is Birdman more bird or more man... Is bird man bird or is bird man man... Is bird man life or is Birdman love
it's all birdman now
Hell no! Shrek is
He is love, he is life, he's the God damned Birdman
I like how every single commenter for Jake Paul doesn't know how to spell that is comedy gold
Kiss your dad on the lips but say "No homo"😂😂😂🙆🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
birdman's voice adds extra points for comedy
Roses are red
Violets are blue
somebody's gonna hate on this truth
Adam Mitchell im triggered that you think that 🅱️, daddy get my shotgun
Deadass your videos hella funny
Some people are just a brick wall when trying to explain things try to ignore them
aw are the tween girls crying
BIRDMAN PLEASE READ, you should watch superheroes decoded part two. there is a possible disguised Eugene / Eugena
( ''man'' ) with the most ridicules female voice ever. I'm asking you to please investigate this Eugene / Eugena, because i think they've added active camouflage to there loadouts
7:00 "Jake Baller" LMAO
nooooooo im dead “did you have to take off your headset to turn on your computer”
Birdman: Think of your best friend right now...
Me: I don’t have any friends...
One "Jake Pauler" said he was gonna hire a hit man on me
Nooooooo, it’s no use! He’s dabbing back! It’s the ultimate feeling of disappear, having the taste of our one juice!
Nice vid, the dab hit me through the vid, it hit the jake pauler out of me, it feels good being free
Be free my friend! Be free!
Hey man! It ain't gay to kiss the homies goodnight! Just showing love for the homies man, there's nothing wrong with that. And sometimes the homies go through a tough time and are a little stressed out and you just gotta help them, "relieve" their stressed by any means necessary. You know, you just gotta give em a quick little handy to help them get through the day or something man. You know ain't nothing wrong with that. These things happen and as long as you say no homo before you give ole boi the sloppy then it ain't gay man everyone knows that. Just looking out for the homies.