I have every law enforcement including Delta team on speed dial if any of those mfs breathe my way ever again, I can’t have these health hazards go stinking up the air I’m using
@@natebit7167 So? If a close friend of mine was acting how Poki was I'd cut her off tf? The fact is Fed has no self respect so he couldn't imagine doing something like that
@@gunmankhan8167 I mean to cut off his simp adventure, things would get pretty awkward with pokimane or he’d at least want to avoid her. So then he’d have to move out of Offline TV and he didn’t want to do that at the time I’m assuming
Fed is the type of dude that would let her and her boyfriend live in his house, make them every meal, give them money, and then hear them screwing in the other room every night.
@@DA-te7xe not even it's more so the fact that he only wants her but she wants to play the field. So while she will be getting fucked and living her best life he will be waiting patiently. Idk seems kinda beta
@@somekid1136 “Kinda” beta?! It’s the epitome of beta. Beta is synonymous with secondary, so while the b*tch is off on the side getting her hole mashed by Tyrone and Chad, he’s there in the background, waiting for them to be finished so he come lick up the remains.
@@_kengi I think he was confused they both seem awkward as fuck like man I read it and it seems like she was leading him on and she was trying to get other guys while he believed they were still thogther
Funny thing is when I go to watch all other videos other than birdmans on this topic, everyone is defending the guy. He was being a pussy point blank period
People acting like a girl leading a dude on is new, its the dudes fault for trying when she literally said “i think we act too gay” or something like that, people needa calm down, females been doing this before paper was invented
Exactly. They do it/this mixed message stuff all the time anyway, like she said stuff about wanting to share beds n stuff so it's not exactly like she was only leading him on (pun not-intended - she as most females-intentionally lead people on)
Well apearently not enought because she made some claims about him after That were not even true lol. This bitch Really Trying to Sweep this guy under the rug 2 times harder than she allready was lol.
This dude led with his heart and she manipulated it. Clearly this is someone who doesn’t have a lot of self worth and she had power over him like a lost puppy. That’s how she viewed him. Like a project to fix and protect. She thought it came from empathy but she was really just stringing him along for her ego and pride. That’s the psychology of it
Oh please, he is actually a simp and he deserved all of this. He’s not leading with his “heart” he’s leading with is dick and trying to make it seem like it’s his heart. Guys like this are sick, manipulative, and horrible people who don’t deserve quality girls. Not saying Pokemain is even close to quality, but you get my point. Simps are horrible people who need to get bullied into changing.
@@dylancosta6502 honestly I believe it’s both. I do believe this woman manipulates but I also believe the dude lacking self worth convinces himself as well. I understand what you’re saying I just think it’s deeper than some nerd desperate for pussy.
@@GroovyBabyYeah a little deeper but I understand when a popular person does it it's way worse but this happens all the time in the world to lots of people and honestly there is a chance poki was doing it as a joke iv seen friends who make alot of sex jokes to each other but it's just a possibility
@@dylancosta6502 you can't lie she was leading him on, not only is she leading him on but also telling him she didn't like him at the same time. And it seemed like he ignored that I don't like you part and just listened to the I like you part
Didn't you know that bullying people over the internet is the most hardcore bad ass thing you could do with social media? its like.. you arent a man unless you bullied some random person on the internet while hiding behind a screen :D
im really felling bad for the dude. i've passed throughout this man, you're just very anxious to don't fuck up more the things, but she maybe loves you too... but you feel she doesn't... so you text her anyways and she doesn't respond (look at some spaces between messages) and is a hard feeling man, u want to cry and it's painful lol some dudes laugh at this and it's normal bc it's easy for them you know be serious and they like them... they like to be treated like that to be ignored (like we do too) i guess is a good strategy bc it worked for me i guess one of both have to suffer...but some of us are dumb and give everything to a women and at the end it's always painful man BRUH i hope he find another woman who actually fell the same he felt for pokimane but something REAL
@@Xgil2Play no nut november is a constraint created by society that was implemented by women as a social norm so that when they come out of November the levels of simpetry will only rise for the Holiday Season of Dick Down December, making men more likely to meet the expensive needs of women for Christmas presents. Stay awoke, my brother
@@ASOtheprO Damn nigga. . . I never really thought about it, but now that you mention it, it adds up. Thank you for looking out, brother. I appreciate I can count on you guys to snap me back into reality if I'm gone too far.
What’s up Birdman, you are my favorite UA-camr and have been for a long time man your stuff is so funny😂 just showing appreciation bro keep doin ya thing!!!
Hold on u were in 7th grade 15 YEARS ago and u still write comments like this? Let alone still watch things like pokimane and fed drama? Never knew someone. Ould be this down bad
@@firsttofi8471 Ermm... Watch pokimane and Fed drama??? Just saw this video through algorithm... I know Pokimane and other twitch thots because it's a common topic to laugh about... (Speaking of yourself here? :D) Fed drama no idea what that is but I'd rather kill myself than actually watch Pokimane willingly, seriously. Don't know people nearing their 30's and commenting on youtube? Probably because you are a kid lol. And I know your kind, either trolling or nothing better to do than make armchair-diagnosis of a person you have no clue about. But... if I managed to fool you so I guess... maybe stop lashing out at strangers?
Johannes Rautio I didn't say ppl in they thirties just commenting, I said them commenting talking like a 14 year olds meme account and on vids about childish shit like this lmao, if u wouldn't dar watch something from them willingly why are u so interested in their drama and commenting on it in detail😭 idk 30 year olds bc I'm kid? Nah I just don't know 30 year olds that still act and entertain themselves with little kid activities lmao, no hate tho lol ig I came off a bit rude haha just seemed rlly weird to me but hey do you I guess lmao and nah I'm 20 still young af but not a kid lol, see what happens when you assume everything ur whole comment.. end up lookin kinda goofy lolol, have a nice day shawty have fun lookin childish on utube imma keep pointing it out when seen 💀
@@AcerTheRed Because they're both acting so cringe for being adults. Like of I(not OP) got caught acting like this, I'd be embarrassed, so I feel it second hand for them.
@@lovelucii1181 Just the way she's texting and the vibes she's giving off. Lool poki trying too hard to be a e girl like every other twtich girl. Not saying she a hoe or anything but I have enough experience and confidence in myself
@@NonStopHD765 facts bru. If he was even a little more assertive in his texts he would've gotten her from the beginning. And them emojis ain't it lmao.
@@steffon3650 Exactly what she was looking for an assertive male and he wasn't exactly why she played him. She obviously wasn't looking for a relationship but a fuck buddy. Not sure how he didn't see that.
I would of laughed with Anthony but I was legitimately sooo confused about what the hell is even happening, I think it was the kindergarten grade grammar they where talking with
No cap every single video about this that any youtuber I subscribe to posted is hidden in my sub feed I just found this now after seeing if the bird has uploaded lately
Girls don’t like beta males. You have to master the art of masculine attraction, and show no desperation. Don’t put the girl on a pedestal. Play the game and act like you have options. Don’t be too emotional.👍🏼
ppl like you scare me lmao. theres this thing called "diversity" which means that not everyone is the same and has the same choices, and the part where you said to "act like you have options. Don’t be too emotional." is toxic af dude.stop
miikorumi I’m not saying to be a cheater and have no emotions. These guys cry about these girls and get their hearts broken all the time by trying too hard and seeming desperate
@@22apheat i mean, i get your point now, but your first comment doesnt look too good, how you worded it and all, and yes, i agree that no one should be all desperate for another...its not good for both of them. just try to word it a little better next time lol bc it gives a totally different sceario when you word it wrong
@@oka5969 the thing is fed did the opposite of everything OP said and got absolutely nothing for it. Idk but maybe OP has a point. No one likes a nice guy 🤷🏿♂️
what's crazy is my dad failed senior highschool, got in a car crash where he lost a kidney and got kicked out of his parents house but still managed to get married 3 times in his 20s all while keeping that pull out game strong. mans is my role model
Haven’t been watching birdman for couple months and going through all these vids it’s tuff to see how down bad these eugenes are 🤣 Never change Birdman
I learned something from this, and this is "Never talk about personal stuff in dms, as it can be screenshot" and NEVER trust a female ever. I'm NEVER gonna get caught lacking, let me catch MY SON getting exposed.
@Dj Barnett Ain't that the damn truth, we men gotta rise up together to get from the grasp of the manipulative females, and support each other when we find the good relationships.
“I just need to understand the boy scene a little bit before committing”. As someone who’s had something like this said to them, that means she doesn’t want you
Ngl, I'm one of these losers who are "down bad". I've been on these situations before. And Birdman's little tips on this video on what not to do is helping me.
I was in love with a girl way out of my league when i was like 16, no idea how i made her writte with me wo much. She talked to me the same way, keeping me on the short line and it was sad but even i ended this shit after 2 weeks when i figured out she was just playing and asking me stupid stuff. The guy talking to her is one sas piece of human being.
That conversation was so stupid I actually couldn’t tell who was who until Birdman started using pronouns
Lmaooo glad I wasn’t the only one
Same bruh lmaooooo
Saaaame
Still some times you can’t really tell because fed is being a little bitch
Both of them have the grammar and writing style that of 13 year olds.
bro talking to her like he's one of her tier 3 twitch subs lmao
Are you sure hes not lol
He is isn’t that obvious
He def is but unlike them he probably hit lmao damn
“Oh my god I’m the man” 😂😂
We know he is
Fed the type of dude to pack lunch for his Wife and her boyfriend.
😭👏🏼
💀💀
my girl better pack my lunch
damn bro
harsh but true
😆😆😆😆😆
"I worry if we be actin too gay" lmfaooooo tragic
💀💀💀
Bro down atrocious😂😭😭😭😭😭
Down in hell, bro
boy got killed
Not even the dragon balls could revive him
Let me catch my son sleeping in a girls bed and still being “friends “ 🤦♂️
Dayummm
He must be autistic or sum, not picking up on Pokithot lmao
@@Crota0100 Pokithot......LMAO
@@Crota0100 she had him as the honorary back up but never fully acted on it that’s just a new low
Oh yea I would make him shoot his shot and if he would get punished even if he makes it for that tomfoolery
That mans not starvin, he's malnourished 💀💀💀💀
Starving is worse than malnourished
@@Chamezandmyyummyjam just let him have it bro
💀💀💀
Bruh no cap😂😂🤣
This man is nothing but skin and bones
“Beg for me to stay with you” pretty sure birdmans soul left his body
Reading that hurt my soul.
This shit is killing me inside how the fuck he let this happen
*The entire world's masculinity took a dip just to even out with this guy.*
💀💀💀
Every man who has something going for himself just felt a huge disturbance in the force.
@@bobbyhill4118 Underrated Comment💀
For real 🤣🤣🤣
@@bobbyhill4118 LOL
Bro reading their messages gave me an itch in the roof of my mouth that only a shotgun can scratch, Jesus Christ.
Yo, imma steal this if you dont mind LMFAO
It took me a second to understand this bruh
Like this reply if you’re gonna use this😂
Theyre not worth it man
W
"that brotha is starving" -Malcolm X
Our brother is lost an FAMISHED
@@joshuasatterwhite9520 pray for him brotha.
@@retiredwestbrookfan6049 he gone need more then holy prayers brotha westbrook 🙏🏿
@@joshuasatterwhite9520 May the great lord Jesus rebuke the devils flowing throughout his body. May his mind be cleansed. Amen.
Lol hee
"He's talking to her like a gay friend."
It means how she doesn't see him as a man instead sees him more as a girl.
Fed: tell me what my chances are.
Poki: like 1 in a million.
Fed: so youre telling me theres a chance!
@Just M3 was it dumb and dumber?
This man is down terribly bad, like Mariana Trench down bad.
Damn that’s deep😳
he got some tho can’t get mad at that
😳😳
He down abysmal
Damn that is the deepest part in the ocean😂
Bruh that sound like some 8th grade DMs
Nah 8th graders got more game than these
@@ghost632 lmao
@@ghost632 no bro trust me i’ve got some messages from 8th grade that are way worse than these
these are 2 people who stream video games for a living, using twitch emotes in conversation LMAO
On god LMAO
Bro if anyone ever said to me “Jebaited” in real life I’m calling the FBI on their ass
Call the CIA also
I have every law enforcement including Delta team on speed dial if any of those mfs breathe my way ever again, I can’t have these health hazards go stinking up the air I’m using
i dont trust people who say twitch emotes out loud irl
@Baraggan Louisenbairn what the fuck does jebaited mean?
@@khijir2 Probably Sexting stuff, idk.
there like 13 year olds who get a 'relationship' and avoid each other in school all day but text on snapchat saying there gona do this and that lol
My middle school self feels attacked.....don't worry high school self improved
This was me in 2015
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jacman6409 lmao same
They were 21 back then
My guy ain't starved, he is the epitome of America's view of Africa.
This is verbal abuse
Lmao damn
God damn hahahaha
This comment right here
I'm glad you said "America's veiw"
Because the stereotype is real
These peoples "flirting" be worse than a step bro script from the hub. He definitely wanna be pegged the way he's chatting.
Yooo I swear 😂😂
@o o f I don't even think he was ever a man
@o o f fr
To be fair they’re not even that bad in the hub
He unlockin that tier 4 sub
Is this how people text now? Looks like something straight out of Idiocracy.
No bro lol. We do not. This is cringe af
@@RodrigoroRex Yup nothing close. I feel like they are texting like those young emo teens.
I don't understand half stuff there typing
Lmao this how beta dudes text. Like whole females
Never
Dude so many problems could've been solved if he just left her on read goddamn.
my boy they lived in the same house for years what is he gonna do
@@natebit7167 Have some self respect?
@@gunmankhan8167 what I’m saying is you can’t just stop talking to someone you _live with_ bro. They were close friends
@@natebit7167 So? If a close friend of mine was acting how Poki was I'd cut her off tf? The fact is Fed has no self respect so he couldn't imagine doing something like that
@@gunmankhan8167 I mean to cut off his simp adventure, things would get pretty awkward with pokimane or he’d at least want to avoid her. So then he’d have to move out of Offline TV and he didn’t want to do that at the time I’m assuming
"I woke up Chris Breezy" at these texts good lord
Which one is poki
@@andrebuckner8388 the other person so the grey/white
To quote, future. She belong to the STREETS!
Bro I died
🤣🤣🤣
This dude deserves the title of honorary Eugene
eugene and simp. simpene?
Don't be too harsh my bro. He's just a massive simp. No need to bully him more.
>honorary
Ikr
Can't be a simp or a eugene cause she definitely liked him even inviting to her bed😂
The gif of Kobe holding up the number “10” at 10:28 just makes it so much better lmao
BRO FOR REAL LMAO
Fed is the type of dude that would let her and her boyfriend live in his house, make them every meal, give them money, and then hear them screwing in the other room every night.
Let me catch my son being told by a female that she wants to “understand the boy scene”
Your son being told by a female that she wants non-exclusivity is the deal for you?
@@DA-te7xe not even it's more so the fact that he only wants her but she wants to play the field. So while she will be getting fucked and living her best life he will be waiting patiently. Idk seems kinda beta
He's going to get some of that Chris Brown treatment.
These streamers really on a different timing never have I heard someone say “boy scene”
@@somekid1136 “Kinda” beta?! It’s the epitome of beta. Beta is synonymous with secondary, so while the b*tch is off on the side getting her hole mashed by Tyrone and Chad, he’s there in the background, waiting for them to be finished so he come lick up the remains.
Let me catch my son listening to his crush getting her guts rearranged next to his room while hes trying to sleep.
Let me catch my daughter getting her guts rearranged next to the dude crushin on her
Yo what lmao 😂
Let me catch my son rearranging some ho's guts next to a dude simpin for her
Lmao
Let me catch my daughter.
*wait pause.*
“Please stay with me 🙏”
*tragic*
It's sad indeed,, lost another soldier or well... 😂
he's dead at this point, he is but a husk of his former self
Just like Denzel Washington said “ that brother starving”
Lemme catch my son being her gay friend without being gay.
Poki 💗 is my everything don’t disrespect her only true poki fans knows this link soundcloud.app.goo.gl/qnfiq1dnW7BUZphC8
@@Bxjoeyy179 simp
@@gregkareem9824 I have big pp I’m no simp
@@Bxjoeyy179 simp
@@Bxjoeyy179 bruh go away
she blatantly took advantage of him and led him on when she knew he was that gullible nah bro she goin right to the streets
Yeah, but it’s also his fault for having no self-respect, if i was his friend i would give an upper cut just so he gets back to his senses
Seems like a case of narcissism and manipulation on her part and low self esteem on his. I feel bad for him but hopefully he's learnt
Have yall not heard what fed did? Why he got kicked out of the house? Its been known that hes a world class simp
@@yeetyeetyeet1967 I mean he was ousted as a predator, I never knew he was simping this hard
Nahhh he big simped on this one, don’t blame her for his simpin
When she said "I feel like I should date around" I felt that 200 fall damage that Fedmyster's ego took
“Beg for me to stay with you” the only thing I’m begging for is the last scoop of macaroni at thanksgiving.
I'm begging the judge for probation after Chris Browning her
@@kennethstmarie7518 lmao
@@realkhyri court in 7 minutes. Finna beg the judge today
@@kennethstmarie7518 damn you killed her
"SHE DEFINITELY PEGS HIM" YO CHAT NEED TO CHILL
Shiiiid she probably does 🤣🤣🤣 she said beg for me
They too much 😂
8:25
Nah bro he cant even get that
@@mactonight2260 smdh 💀
Dude had the door locked on him, got called a homosexual and still thought he had this in the bag 🤦🏾♂️
Some men just don’t understand, no woman has ever respected a simp.
He 100 percent had to have smashed late 2018. They were obviously dating at that point with Poki as the aggressor
Poki 💗 is my everything don’t disrespect her only true poki fans knows this link soundcloud.app.goo.gl/qnfiq1dnW7BUZphC8
@@Bxjoeyy179 no
@@_kengi I think he was confused they both seem awkward as fuck like man I read it and it seems like she was leading him on and she was trying to get other guys while he believed they were still thogther
I drank a shot of tobasco every time I cringed, now I’m down 7 bottles
😂
And a stomach.
When he said, “just feels...right” my spirit left my body and watched me have a whole body convulsion from the cringe
Birdman never fails Us😭💯
bruhman wassup
wait
his name is birdman
He is tony hawk
Skkkeeeeee
I just got an ad for a calculator, even Google knows this ain't adding up 🤣
edit: thx for 1k :D
😂
I got a pedigree commercial. You see those dogs salivating, wagging their tails when they see a bag of food? That’s basically this guy.
Underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO
Pokimane was definitely top. The dude is giving me mad “i get pegged” energy
This should be in the handbook on how to stay in the friend zone.
I just realized something. Why tf are they DMing so much, they lived together.
Hit a new low for simping
He's too beta to talk in person. Texting takes the pressure off
@@ENZOxDV9 😂 lmao fax, and that picture they took was dookie.
@@TheRealTact Damn you guys are ruthless 😂
Wait what??? Is that true?
“I can sense your frustration.”
Okay, Jedi wannabe.
I sense great fear
LMAOOO
💀
Good soldiers follow orders
Surprised to see you here captain.
Poki replied be having me confused 😂 he was being way to thirsty but one minute she dissin him the next she tryna sleep in his hotel 💀
"don't be falling asleep on no dudes shoulder"
Me: "that's good I should use that"
Birdman: "that's so bad."
Me: "oh. I'm really bad at this."
I thought simp was a joke term, but this bro here just defined it
Your British aren’t you
Funny thing is when I go to watch all other videos other than birdmans on this topic, everyone is defending the guy. He was being a pussy point blank period
@@runbho710 Your being harsh, he was in love this isnt some rando on the internet this is someone he lived with.
@@rorisangpitswane3595 In love my ass. He’s naive and the world isn’t sunshine and rainbows
@@rorisangpitswane3595 he was 20 something years old! Not some middle schooler falling in love for the first time. He’s the definition of SOFT
This guy had so many opportunities to secure the bag and he FUMBLED every single one of them.
Call him Cam Newton
@@ATLienMJ LMAO
Why would you want to secure a bag of shit?
naw, he's more like Mark Sanchez out there during their thanksgiving game with the Patriots
@@jeffgoldman1735 to be fair that bag of shit got that never work again money if she knows how to handle it.
8:18, Dude in chat says "POKI A DOM!?" 😂😂 I can't ahahah
I like how he’s just getting progressively more confused and angry.
People acting like a girl leading a dude on is new, its the dudes fault for trying when she literally said “i think we act too gay” or something like that, people needa calm down, females been doing this before paper was invented
Spitting
That’s what I’m saying she dead innocent, son was just simping 😂 made himself too easy
She ain't dead Innocent when she tried to kick Yvonne because she wasn't the Slave management Poki wanted to be.
Respect for fed for defending Yvonne.
There is a whole media storm/feminist movement telling men not to be "toxic" plus a lack of male mentorship what do y'all expect.
Exactly. They do it/this mixed message stuff all the time anyway, like she said stuff about wanting to share beds n stuff so it's not exactly like she was only leading him on (pun not-intended - she as most females-intentionally lead people on)
She called him too gay and still kept talking to her I pray for that man
Well apearently not enought because she made some claims about him after That were not even true lol. This bitch Really Trying to Sweep this guy under the rug 2 times harder than she allready was lol.
“I might’ve Chris browned you” LMFAOO😭😂
Lmao! 🤣
This dude led with his heart and she manipulated it. Clearly this is someone who doesn’t have a lot of self worth and she had power over him like a lost puppy. That’s how she viewed him. Like a project to fix and protect. She thought it came from empathy but she was really just stringing him along for her ego and pride.
That’s the psychology of it
Oh please, he is actually a simp and he deserved all of this. He’s not leading with his “heart” he’s leading with is dick and trying to make it seem like it’s his heart. Guys like this are sick, manipulative, and horrible people who don’t deserve quality girls. Not saying Pokemain is even close to quality, but you get my point. Simps are horrible people who need to get bullied into changing.
@@dylancosta6502 honestly I believe it’s both. I do believe this woman manipulates but I also believe the dude lacking self worth convinces himself as well. I understand what you’re saying I just think it’s deeper than some nerd desperate for pussy.
@@GroovyBabyYeah a little deeper but I understand when a popular person does it it's way worse but this happens all the time in the world to lots of people and honestly there is a chance poki was doing it as a joke iv seen friends who make alot of sex jokes to each other but it's just a possibility
@@dylancosta6502 you can't lie she was leading him on, not only is she leading him on but also telling him she didn't like him at the same time. And it seemed like he ignored that I don't like you part and just listened to the I like you part
yeah well thats life its business son move on. i can't sympathise.
Imagine flirting with *Twitch Emotes* of all things
I’d rather not
@@_kengi "Send me a nice picture of you, kreygasm"
Literal coochie repellent
you wanna pog later
Another day goes by where bullying becomes more and more necessary in today’s society
No cap
Didn't you know that bullying people over the internet is the most hardcore bad ass thing you could do with social media? its like.. you arent a man unless you bullied some random person on the internet while hiding behind a screen :D
@@dox42o
xbox live has entered the chat
@@lagroad is that where you go to simp for teen girls?
@@dox42o its where everyone is toxic as hell
this channel has been booming, loving your content since 2017
im really felling bad for the dude. i've passed throughout this man, you're just very anxious to don't fuck up more the things, but she maybe loves you too... but you feel she doesn't... so you text her anyways and she doesn't respond (look at some spaces between messages) and is a hard feeling man, u want to cry and it's painful lol some dudes laugh at this and it's normal bc it's easy for them you know be serious and they like them... they like to be treated like that to be ignored (like we do too) i guess is a good strategy bc it worked for me i guess one of both have to suffer...but some of us are dumb and give everything to a women and at the end it's always painful man BRUH i hope he find another woman who actually fell the same he felt for pokimane but something REAL
Y’all need to seek medical help
a brother starving
HornPub Saves Lives
@@michaelarojas it's November, remember?
@@Xgil2Play no nut november is a constraint created by society that was implemented by women as a social norm so that when they come out of November the levels of simpetry will only rise for the Holiday Season of Dick Down December, making men more likely to meet the expensive needs of women for Christmas presents.
Stay awoke, my brother
@@ASOtheprO Damn nigga. . . I never really thought about it, but now that you mention it, it adds up. Thank you for looking out, brother. I appreciate I can count on you guys to snap me back into reality if I'm gone too far.
true
The drought turned my guy into a MENACE, my guy was STARVING
Mhhhmmn that brother starving
-Malcom X at this convo (no fr search it up)
A drought is a shortage of water. Wouldn't he be thirsty? This shit makes no sense.
I just found your page on a random search last night and ended up watching for 3 hours - laughing my butt off the whole time. Great content.
he has another page with the full streams and extra vids its funny asf over there ua-cam.com/video/TA8v8fTHybA/v-deo.html
What’s up Birdman, you are my favorite UA-camr and have been for a long time man your stuff is so funny😂 just showing appreciation bro keep doin ya thing!!!
let me catch my son making his girlfriend worry that he's acting too gay
Girl friend
Lolllll
@@Bxjoeyy179 simpppp
@@Bxjoeyy179 simpppp
@@spicyleaves8876 bro thats a soundcloud advertising bot(yes, people are able to be that much of losers)
It needs to stop. The simping needs to stop. Recruit difficulty.
he got it tho
This is why chicks have huge ass egos these days. Because of simps like him blowing up their notifications
@@jayscott9882 preach
in the words of cody..."down cataclysmically"
Me: Laughs
Also me: Remembers how I was 15 years ago on 7th grade
And then I feel pain
I haven’t even been alive for 15 years 😂
@@user-oo6vr1ky5f Embrace yourself lol
Hold on u were in 7th grade 15 YEARS ago and u still write comments like this? Let alone still watch things like pokimane and fed drama? Never knew someone. Ould be this down bad
@@firsttofi8471 Ermm... Watch pokimane and Fed drama??? Just saw this video through algorithm... I know Pokimane and other twitch thots because it's a common topic to laugh about... (Speaking of yourself here? :D)
Fed drama no idea what that is but I'd rather kill myself than actually watch Pokimane willingly, seriously.
Don't know people nearing their 30's and commenting on youtube? Probably because you are a kid lol. And I know your kind, either trolling or nothing better to do than make armchair-diagnosis of a person you have no clue about.
But... if I managed to fool you so I guess... maybe stop lashing out at strangers?
Johannes Rautio I didn't say ppl in they thirties just commenting, I said them commenting talking like a 14 year olds meme account and on vids about childish shit like this lmao, if u wouldn't dar watch something from them willingly why are u so interested in their drama and commenting on it in detail😭 idk 30 year olds bc I'm kid? Nah I just don't know 30 year olds that still act and entertain themselves with little kid activities lmao, no hate tho lol ig I came off a bit rude haha just seemed rlly weird to me but hey do you I guess lmao and nah I'm 20 still young af but not a kid lol, see what happens when you assume everything ur whole comment.. end up lookin kinda goofy lolol, have a nice day shawty have fun lookin childish on utube imma keep pointing it out when seen 💀
Jesus Christ, this is absolutely pathetic, I genuinely can’t stop cringing and laughing at the same time.
First reply
“Wrap it up old man” in chat LMAOOAO
This is quality content right here!
I literally love your reaction!! It’s what 90% of us were thinking 😂😂
“She’s laughing....and he’s down bad”🤭🤭😂😂
Bro I lost my shit reading that out loud. Hahahaa!
This gave me second hand embarrassment for both of them
We have a word in german for that. Its " Fremdschämen"
why? I dont get it.
@@AcerTheRed Because they're both acting so cringe for being adults. Like of I(not OP) got caught acting like this, I'd be embarrassed, so I feel it second hand for them.
@@ibloodynemesisi1934 I feel very fremdshcämen
@@ibloodynemesisi1934 then I feel fremschämen for them
“You coming back from 3-1 and now you just choked” IM DEADDDD 😂😂
This video was on my recommended and your reaction to this is amazing 😂you’ve earned a new subscriber
Damn poki seems easy af idk how this dude fumbled lmfao
That's what I'm thinking like what the actual fuck
How she easy serious question
@@lovelucii1181 Just the way she's texting and the vibes she's giving off. Lool poki trying too hard to be a e girl like every other twtich girl. Not saying she a hoe or anything but I have enough experience and confidence in myself
@@NonStopHD765 facts bru. If he was even a little more assertive in his texts he would've gotten her from the beginning. And them emojis ain't it lmao.
@@steffon3650 Exactly what she was looking for an assertive male and he wasn't exactly why she played him. She obviously wasn't looking for a relationship but a fuck buddy. Not sure how he didn't see that.
Women living on “just exist” difficulty
More like “Just the story” 😂
it isreal nah women live on another plane of existence
what are you saying my guy
@@user-oj5nc4lb1t They live on easy mode my dude.
@@Takaroku. eh since I'm a girl i can confirm that's not true , though ig some girls have pretty privilege
I love your commentary geeks tf out of me
"I'm will commence shortly"
Speech 100
pls stay with me (Persuade)
This girl acting like she Asian, when she's clearly mostly French.
she be moroccan/100% japanese
she a Moroccan 100 percent.
@@bigmarc252_7 *It now is.... My Nigga*
@@bigmarc252_7 She be moroccan....muh nigga.
@lil leep its a nationality thi
I would of laughed with Anthony but I was legitimately sooo confused about what the hell is even happening, I think it was the kindergarten grade grammar they where talking with
"they where" you fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders
Eimhin Lynch DAMNIT
@@eimhinlynch1517 LMAOOO
@@eimhinlynch1517 LOL “u fool”
I need someone to give me a tldr of what even happened. This convo is literally incomprehensible
And this is why I love this channel, birdman never fails to make us laugh 😂😂
No cap every single video about this that any youtuber I subscribe to posted is hidden in my sub feed I just found this now after seeing if the bird has uploaded lately
Simp: fails at seduction
Birdman: *Terrifying Joker sounds*
Good comment man. 🤣
Its alright. The yt comment section is undefeated. They will analyze the entire video and situation for you
Poki 💗 is my everything don’t disrespect her only true poki fans knows this link soundcloud.app.goo.gl/qnfiq1dnW7BUZphC8
@@Bxjoeyy179 I’m scared to click that link
@@JoffFN it's people asking her to make an onlyfans lol
@@Bxjoeyy179 username doesn't check out
@@JoffFN do it don’t be a poki hater
Girls don’t like beta males. You have to master the art of masculine attraction, and show no desperation. Don’t put the girl on a pedestal. Play the game and act like you have options. Don’t be too emotional.👍🏼
ppl like you scare me lmao. theres this thing called "diversity" which means that not everyone is the same and has the same choices, and the part where you said to "act like you have options. Don’t be too emotional." is toxic af dude.stop
miikorumi yeah you’re right, I’m sure there are some females who like submissive emotional men that become obsessed and desperate
miikorumi I’m not saying to be a cheater and have no emotions. These guys cry about these girls and get their hearts broken all the time by trying too hard and seeming desperate
@@22apheat i mean, i get your point now, but your first comment doesnt look too good, how you worded it and all, and yes, i agree that no one should be all desperate for another...its not good for both of them. just try to word it a little better next time lol bc it gives a totally different sceario when you word it wrong
@@oka5969 the thing is fed did the opposite of everything OP said and got absolutely nothing for it. Idk but maybe OP has a point. No one likes a nice guy 🤷🏿♂️
Birdman’s the hero we need and deserve right now
My mans got no spit game. He's the type of dude in school that girls ask to do their homework then they tell him they have a boyfriend.
He don’t know how to spit game, that just sad
@@bdkmudkip6708 who?
@@k.i.d8442 the dude who leaked the messages
Guy must've failed a test, hit by a car, and kicked out of his parents house
Bouse..
On the same day as well
what's crazy is my dad failed senior highschool, got in a car crash where he lost a kidney and got kicked out of his parents house but still managed to get married 3 times in his 20s all while keeping that pull out game strong. mans is my role model
@@ardist2758 Waittt... how u here if his pull out game strong??
@@FUZIONHERE its not that strong, slatt has 3 older brothers and sisters running around that he doesn't know about.
Haven’t been watching birdman for couple months and going through all these vids it’s tuff to see how down bad these eugenes are 🤣 Never change Birdman
"This man is just a walking L at this point"
This brother needs to order some self-esteem from Amazon. He is down tremendously😂😂😂
I learned something from this, and this is "Never talk about personal stuff in dms, as it can be screenshot" and NEVER trust a female ever. I'm NEVER gonna get caught lacking, let me catch MY SON getting exposed.
@Dj Barnett Ain't that the damn truth, we men gotta rise up together to get from the grasp of the manipulative females, and support each other when we find the good relationships.
@@notleviathan855 hi 😘
@@lunapetunia3778 No
@@notleviathan855 😥
@@notleviathan855 💪🏾
Dude I’m in complete awe looking at these messages smfh🤦♂️
she was throwing and yanking his emotions back and forth like the hidden lotus combo, smh
"the boy just ain't right" *in hank hill voice
“I just need to understand the boy scene a little bit before committing”. As someone who’s had something like this said to them, that means she doesn’t want you
That means she belongs to the streets
It’s pretty obvious
She said that shit but still kept leading him on for some reason
@@someyeeterontheblock2421 at that point if u keep texting her its your own fault
@@lljusttry yea its dudes fault for not recognizing the obvious but she is quite apparently a sociopath who gets off on manipulating people.
Ngl, I'm one of these losers who are "down bad". I've been on these situations before. And Birdman's little tips on this video on what not to do is helping me.
Yo bird man your reactions bro is funny ishell fr 😭
“Your not a clown, but the whole circus”
-obi wan kenobi
-Miles Edgeworth
You're*
Eugene trying to keep Pokimaine hydrated? That's a whole new level of simping
He probably said that cause after some finger action she'd need to get hydrated. That's what I assume anyway
She probably experiencing some dehumidification instead
I was in love with a girl way out of my league when i was like 16, no idea how i made her writte with me wo much. She talked to me the same way, keeping me on the short line and it was sad but even i ended this shit after 2 weeks when i figured out she was just playing and asking me stupid stuff. The guy talking to her is one sas piece of human being.
I’m watching this 8 months later and it’s still so sad😭😭😭😭