4 Eugenes 1 Girl Did Not End Well...

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  • @tendopain2585
    @tendopain2585 4 роки тому +3862

    *Claims to be a COD athlete*
    *also misses going outside*
    THIS AINT ADDING UP

    • @firstnamelastname1969
      @firstnamelastname1969 4 роки тому +344

      He misses practicing irl

    • @piratex2091
      @piratex2091 4 роки тому +20

      Both of the comments made me chuckle

    • @c4kusanagi104
      @c4kusanagi104 4 роки тому +16

      @@firstnamelastname1969 HOL UP
      IS BIRDMAN A EUGENE? PLAYING BOOTCAMP N SHIT IRL😂😂

    • @eugenegarcia21
      @eugenegarcia21 4 роки тому +2

      Brock Brown Shut up birdmans shit

    • @juliuscaes3r448
      @juliuscaes3r448 4 роки тому +16

      Lmfao it's a Eugene

  • @chocolatethunder2796
    @chocolatethunder2796 4 роки тому +7050

    Last time I was this early Simps were called Eugenes and Feminists were called Beluga Whales

    • @gbbpainting243
      @gbbpainting243 4 роки тому +225

      Man what happened to the fatass buluga whales

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 4 роки тому +56

      Feminists are still called that as was as nazi

    • @matthewtall8537
      @matthewtall8537 4 роки тому +28

      Y'all seen them blue whales tho

    • @SYKOTHEGOAT
      @SYKOTHEGOAT 4 роки тому +4

      Fr 😭

    • @chocolatethunder2796
      @chocolatethunder2796 4 роки тому +5

      kingEUGENE 123 They’ll be back after quarantine ends

  • @firstname4304
    @firstname4304 4 роки тому +1073

    Was about to ask my wife’s boyfriend to stay up late but birdman uploaded

    • @geneticprotocolwalter4772
      @geneticprotocolwalter4772 4 роки тому +57

      No way. It's been a while young man. I remember you trolling on one of birdmans videos. You were supporting people dying their hair obnoxious colors and saying boomer. I was Juan Wick.

    • @firstname4304
      @firstname4304 4 роки тому +28

      genetic protocol walter oh lol, that was a while back, wassup bro how u doin

    • @ilovedogs2642
      @ilovedogs2642 4 роки тому +13

      Very creative profile damn

    • @geneticprotocolwalter4772
      @geneticprotocolwalter4772 4 роки тому +16

      @@firstname4304 Awful. Quarantine is killing my grades in school. You?

    • @firstname4304
      @firstname4304 4 роки тому +25

      genetic protocol walter well quarantine didn’t affect my life much as I really didn’t go outside either way and I could care less about my grades 🙃

  • @oliviahudson1947
    @oliviahudson1947 4 роки тому +989

    Infant: *cries because that’s what babies do*
    Man: *SQUEEZEEEEE*

    • @fernandocrespin7201
      @fernandocrespin7201 4 роки тому +6

      Your sister really go to jail?

    • @kaynescousinthatstolethela4444
      @kaynescousinthatstolethela4444 4 роки тому +7

      squeezed it like a god damn lemon

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 4 роки тому +13

      My alternate theory is her fatass rolled on the lil homie and his mega simp ass took the fall.

    • @venturatheace1
      @venturatheace1 3 роки тому +4

      @@MaztRPwn that sounds more likely

    • @zarhun7
      @zarhun7 3 роки тому

      @@MaztRPwn hahahaha possible

  • @joebrito3192
    @joebrito3192 4 роки тому +842

    child services should get involved
    that isnt a healthy environment for a kid to grow up
    thats still 4 people that can hurt that kid

    • @Vadim-qy4jo
      @Vadim-qy4jo 4 роки тому +29

      5

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 4 роки тому +109

      @@Vadim-qy4jo oh yeah what if she accidently sits on the kid

    • @Vadim-qy4jo
      @Vadim-qy4jo 4 роки тому +12

      @@milesandrews6711 ooooh nooooo

    • @tuckerctwitter
      @tuckerctwitter 4 роки тому +14

      Same with homosexual relationship.

    • @epic1053
      @epic1053 4 роки тому +37

      Nothing that indicates homosexuals are more abusive feel free to link me to any evidence that proves your statement.

  • @badlandskid
    @badlandskid 4 роки тому +975

    Damn.. she’s big enough they could each have a side and never see each other.

    • @Abcd-sl1mf
      @Abcd-sl1mf 4 роки тому +35

      Jesus Christ lmao

    • @derpburp3445
      @derpburp3445 4 роки тому +47

      @Gay Fish This comment is so cursed

    •  4 роки тому

      💀💀💀

    • @mariomendoza8041
      @mariomendoza8041 4 роки тому +3

      Yesss, if there's famine or a zombie apocalypse, there's enough fat in her to feed each one of them for months.

    • @punkybrewstar83
      @punkybrewstar83 4 роки тому

      Damn son

  • @simppolice7895
    @simppolice7895 4 роки тому +1610

    Alternative Title: *Four Desperate Soyboys and A Whale*

  • @laurenzk4949
    @laurenzk4949 4 роки тому +760

    "thankfully this kid is okay" - definitely not with this kind of family...

    • @bloodmoonangel8925
      @bloodmoonangel8925 4 роки тому +51

      If only child protective services actually did their job smh

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 4 роки тому +2

      @ For reals?!? Damn!

    • @ChickenNugget-ks2hq
      @ChickenNugget-ks2hq 3 роки тому

      I think the child is with the grandparents but i'm not sure

  • @LibertyLion1776
    @LibertyLion1776 4 роки тому +454

    This is seriously messed up. I could low key tell that he was gonna snap when I watched the first video, but who could have guessed he would try to squeeze the life out of the baby?

    • @royalknightcommander1097
      @royalknightcommander1097 4 роки тому +33

      It's a somewhat animalistic behavior. Lions and such will try to kill the offspring of a rival but leave the mate unharmed in order to reproduce themselves.

    • @madclown2029x
      @madclown2029x 4 роки тому +32

      @Jim Johnson Not typical *anymore*. Humans are animals and it was not that long ago that we did the same shit. Bastard children were exiled, killed, or forced into basically servitude in order to make way for the biological parents' genes. This isn't even a gendered thing. Both men and women have done this throughout history.

    • @Astares9
      @Astares9 4 роки тому +7

      @@royalknightcommander1097 it's not just "somewhat", it _is_
      we are animals too, and we have much more in common with the rest than we like to think

    • @Astares9
      @Astares9 4 роки тому +5

      @@madclown2029x the wires that led earlier creatures to this type of behavior still rests within us.

    • @OltrePodcast_Official
      @OltrePodcast_Official 4 роки тому +3

      Stressing for your son is one thing, but waking up at late hours for someone else kid that his fucking what you secretly hope will be your woman? That thing is gonna crack you quick, son.
      I'm amazed he hadn't got enough to kill him actually. What a degenerate world we live in.

  • @guy4763
    @guy4763 4 роки тому +118

    “That’s like saying you’re the smartest in the short bus” that is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

  • @erikhernandez8424
    @erikhernandez8424 4 роки тому +911

    Let me catch my son asking if “4 inches is enough”

  • @ncdozer3103
    @ncdozer3103 4 роки тому +390

    “Last bit of toothpaste out the tube”
    LMAO

    • @SGH-iLost
      @SGH-iLost 4 роки тому +15

      Made me exhale from my nose a little lol

    • @roccopennino8090
      @roccopennino8090 4 роки тому +3

      BenX115 cmon tho thats a funny way to describe it😂

  • @DaleDix
    @DaleDix 4 роки тому +1042

    I'd put money on none of them being the father.

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 4 роки тому +56

      You think there is gonna a be fifth person who’d wan- ...

    • @mariomendoza8041
      @mariomendoza8041 4 роки тому +66

      Probably, but I also doubt that Chad or Tyrone, likes beluga whales.

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 4 роки тому +21

      I smell a black baby

    • @momotaro1236
      @momotaro1236 4 роки тому

      You have 69 likes

  • @RoboFloyd
    @RoboFloyd 4 роки тому +489

    Imagine being so big that you need to be shared between 4 guys

    • @stn6408
      @stn6408 4 роки тому +34

      That's a lot of damage

    • @Ghost88320
      @Ghost88320 4 роки тому +11

      How about a little more?

    • @PublixLover69
      @PublixLover69 3 роки тому +4

      Now that’s a lotta damage

    • @Saul-dc6um
      @Saul-dc6um 3 роки тому +2

      How do you even decided to share that anyway? And why there's PLENTY of fine ones............now I think about it they should have just stayed inside and out of the public eye just for the safety of local schools

    • @emilieraptor9373
      @emilieraptor9373 3 роки тому

      You have the sense of humor of a 9 yo.

  • @kaspernr.18
    @kaspernr.18 4 роки тому +1664

    He wasnt even strong enough to secure the kill against a 5week old

    • @saintmichael2805
      @saintmichael2805 4 роки тому +45

      Lmao

    • @kplayzxp2376
      @kplayzxp2376 4 роки тому +64

      Chill😂😂

    • @Pointingtothereality
      @Pointingtothereality 4 роки тому +164

      The virgin infant squeezer
      Vs
      The Chad baby killer

    • @08680868
      @08680868 4 роки тому +27

      So you are saying you were expecting the kid to die , are you disappointed that he survived ? Wtf does no one fucking understands how dark this thing was and even the baby's skull was fractured

    • @Pointingtothereality
      @Pointingtothereality 4 роки тому +41

      @@08680868 dilate

  • @turdle.
    @turdle. 4 роки тому +450

    Honestly could not have imagined it ending this way.

    • @azulspirit1385
      @azulspirit1385 4 роки тому +24

      Fuck i looked at your profile picture while reading that and i don't know why but it had me dead.

    • @eugenegarcia21
      @eugenegarcia21 4 роки тому

      Turdle Ugly profile bitch

    • @firstname474
      @firstname474 4 роки тому +2

      Turdle I like your pfp

    • @azharp9391
      @azharp9391 4 роки тому +1

      Seeing Mike with Sully's face so many times, your pfp makes it that much more weird and i like it

    • @reewiopgreen1001
      @reewiopgreen1001 4 роки тому +2

      Best profile pic👌👌

  • @some88
    @some88 4 роки тому +334

    Let me catch my son SHARING his girl

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 роки тому +12

      Dont knock it till you try it 🤭

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 роки тому +20

      @@tori9365 wut? what's the point of having a relationship with a girl who's with like 5 other men?
      edit: I got whooshed for the first time of my life

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 роки тому +1

      @ImSkiiLLe92 FTW yeah I hesitated to delete it when I realised it could be a joke

    • @chadev9748
      @chadev9748 4 роки тому

      niggas got issues 🙄

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 роки тому +3

      @@wescos2117 the more the merrier 😉😉

  • @kingbruise4242
    @kingbruise4242 4 роки тому +1316

    In the wise words of Nate Diaz: “I’m not surprised Mf”

    • @nathandiaz6607
      @nathandiaz6607 4 роки тому +26

      😂

    • @kingbruise4242
      @kingbruise4242 4 роки тому +7

      Nathan Diaz greatest shit I seen all day... any other amazing quotes bro

    • @EcsMurphy
      @EcsMurphy 4 роки тому +12

      " That baby had a good last fight, a good last fight "

    • @handmademilk1672
      @handmademilk1672 4 роки тому +15

      It's "I'm not surprised mother fuckers"

    • @4wrds993
      @4wrds993 4 роки тому +10

      "your so tough when your fighting midgets" - nate diaz

  • @BadEngineering.
    @BadEngineering. 4 роки тому +213

    “That’s like being the smartest one on the short bus, nothing to brag about.”

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 4 роки тому +1

      No Sleep engineering U of M engineering -> smartest kids on the double decker bus

    • @crusherskingdom5794
      @crusherskingdom5794 4 роки тому +3

      I'm in college for paleontology go to hell

  • @thatsnodildo1974
    @thatsnodildo1974 4 роки тому +129

    "Ya man i couldn't sleep so naturally i tried committing infanticide"

  • @larrydotson2625
    @larrydotson2625 4 роки тому +102

    The guy is living in a house with 3 other guys, sharing a girl with them and raising a kid that isn't his and he snapped? Well color me shocked

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 4 роки тому +288

    Let me catch my son participating in a 4 Eugene's one girl relationship!

    • @diamondheat9
      @diamondheat9 4 роки тому +16

      Correction: One WHALE*

    • @tiff3770
      @tiff3770 4 роки тому +3

      She looks more like eggman from sonic

    • @notjonathan2354
      @notjonathan2354 4 роки тому

      crash bandicoot it would be straight if the bitch didn’t look like a man

    • @dsperfkdsp9962
      @dsperfkdsp9962 4 роки тому

      Phil fatttt

  • @chaouz
    @chaouz 4 роки тому +358

    birdman’s start of conversation goes like this:
    “are you a girl or a boy?”
    “are you below or over the age of 18?”

    • @seppe3352
      @seppe3352 4 роки тому +29

      chaouz 18 years olds punching the air rn

  • @trautsj
    @trautsj 4 роки тому +234

    Yea that guy is gonna have fun in prison. As a CO for a decade I can tell you the rumors you hear about child abusers (in any form) not being treated well in prison is 150% true beyond a shadow of a doubt. Even amongst criminals that is the lowest on the rung you can get lol

    • @bingboompow8861
      @bingboompow8861 4 роки тому +31

      Good , I hope we get another update about him getting beat to death

    • @scoobydoobers23
      @scoobydoobers23 4 роки тому +25

      I think that whole thing exists just to give criminal shits some other group to shit on. Like "yeah, I killed that woman and then ________ her body" but at least I didn't kill her kid. Only real pieces of crap do that."

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 4 роки тому +33

      @@scoobydoobers23 A lot of them were severely abused as children. This messed them up and lead to bad choices. They were to little to hit back at the abusers as kids but as grown men they can payback those pos.

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 4 роки тому +4

      @@scoobydoobers23 Naw child abuse is the LOWEST low. As criminals without parole say its their "duty" BECAUSE thier criminals. The criminals who dont participate also get harassed

    • @bryanmejia3498
      @bryanmejia3498 4 роки тому +4

      @@scoobydoobers23 Funny enough, drug addicts actually exhibit the same kind of behavior among each other. For instance, it is not uncommon for heroin addicts to frown upon a meth user, even though both are popular in the same socioeconomic groups and equally dangerous.

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 4 роки тому +52

    “Asylum inmates are in a relationship with a baluga whale”
    “Asylum inmates torture baby because it cries”

  • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
    @mitthrawnuruodo1730 4 роки тому +540

    I would be pissed if this happened to my wife’s boyfriends son!

    • @viperdemonz-jenkins
      @viperdemonz-jenkins 4 роки тому +22

      if your wife has a boyfriend he better be rich as fuck and paying his dues.

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 4 роки тому +47

      My wife's boyfriend let's me sleep in his car when he spends the night

    • @coffee-vz1nr
      @coffee-vz1nr 4 роки тому +8

      @@shanechannel7066wow you are so luckyy

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 роки тому

      LISTEN.
      ua-cam.com/video/qNK9zesHQls/v-deo.html

    • @dm1931
      @dm1931 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahha

  • @jamztwink18
    @jamztwink18 4 роки тому +167

    Was just about to restart the USSR but then Birdman uploaded

    • @monke6776
      @monke6776 4 роки тому +4

      U better not be pulling my leg comrade

  • @TheNewHumanity
    @TheNewHumanity 4 роки тому +83

    “She fell in love with Travis”
    Birdman: I think you meant Trevor

  • @voivodadracula1936
    @voivodadracula1936 4 роки тому +261

    I mean, every one of those dudes had a 25% chance of doing this, so yeah.
    Edit: read the replies please

    • @dirkdiggler4136
      @dirkdiggler4136 4 роки тому +7

      God damn son 😂🤣😂

    • @williamsmart5658
      @williamsmart5658 4 роки тому +14

      therainman777 yes it does 25 x4 times is 100

    • @Jackscalfani2
      @Jackscalfani2 4 роки тому +3

      @@williamsmart5658 it doesn't work that way. If there is 4 people with a 25 percent chance of doing something, it doesn't mean 100 percent because it's just a chance. But, if there is 4 people with a 25 percent chance of doing something, that is higher odds than 1 single person.

    • @B33fisGud
      @B33fisGud 4 роки тому +24

      Except sometimes probability does work that way. The example you use of getting heads twice is an example of intersection, but probability isn't only intersection, and the fact that you think it is (apparently) really undermines this whole big-brain-smartest-kid-in-high-school-math-class thing you have going on.
      If you look at the union of two events, say, landing heads OR tails, the union is the probability of heads (50%) plus the probability of tails (50%), which is 100%. Also, we know heads and tails are mutually exclusive, so we don't have to worry about subtracting the intersection of these events.
      Contextually I think it is safe to assume the OP of this comment is referring to the odds of one of the four people assaulting the baby (union), not the odds of all four assaulting the baby (intersection). So the OP is right, and you're a smarmy jackass. Good look

    • @B33fisGud
      @B33fisGud 4 роки тому +2

      @therainman777 I dont know why I thought this was a good idea. Thank you for giving a thorough reply at least.

  • @KodexKat
    @KodexKat 4 роки тому +15

    They took the "my wife's boyfriend" meme too literal 😂

  • @kaiser7695
    @kaiser7695 4 роки тому +817

    If the police see a “family” like this then they should automatically deem them as unfit and take the kid from them.

    • @guitubagrips9719
      @guitubagrips9719 4 роки тому +43

      Nah that's bootlicking and giving government power to destroy families. Every day there's kids in 2 parent families getting the shit kicked outta them way worse, along side emotional abuse. You are the whole circus

    • @Eli-jc4gd
      @Eli-jc4gd 4 роки тому +33

      Guituba Grips ironic how you call him a whole circus while this “family” are the big clowns and you can dead ass fit right with them since you are to braindead to understand that scenarios you just called up are not brought up in the light of the public and as a final conclusion is that if the government are on your ass because you might be treating your child poorly isn’t and shouldn’t be called a family dipshit

    • @guitubagrips9719
      @guitubagrips9719 4 роки тому +15

      Amazing job at virtue signaling and completely missing the point lmao. Any positions of power must be treated as though they will be abused, therefore all authority must be questioned. It's literally what the 1st amendment is. If you do not believe that the militarization of police is just the government building a private army then I have some bad news for you. I also never agreed with what they did, I simply stated that child abuse goes on everywhere, and because 2 parent relationships are the majority of families, they will have more cases of child abuse. The only reason this is a special case is solely because of the irregular family. The uniqueness of it just brought it more attention. There is massive outrage about this, but hardly any second thought to the thousands of children that are being abused daily. It would'nt be a hard argument to make that the 4 guys all were probably raised in a bad 2 parent relationship that destroyed their confidence, social ability, and likelihood of general success in life. Abuse breeds abuse, mental illness gets passed through generations, and many a time weaker men fall into the cycle. All this seems to be is a bunch of dorky conservatives using this to push their agenda, all the while being the political party that strangely seems to be the majority offenders of child abuse. That is what we call irony

    • @9manny99
      @9manny99 4 роки тому +4

      Nah. There’s 3&4 way couples who do just fine

    • @14lucario
      @14lucario 4 роки тому +20

      @@guitubagrips9719 people with this degenerate thinking have way more probabiliy of going insane, proof or facts? This fucking video, fuck 2020's left bunch of psychopaths

  • @cameronmanuel1982
    @cameronmanuel1982 4 роки тому +149

    That baby should be taken out by DCF, that “family” is not right and it will not be normal

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 4 роки тому +2

      cam manuel, regardless of the four Eugenes, did the kid actually have a chance?

    • @jxka9c8
      @jxka9c8 4 роки тому +6

      @@jacobloving6765 if they were not its parents, then yes

    • @evanw2195
      @evanw2195 4 роки тому +3

      But a baby being raised by two flamboyant butt fucking gays or two lesbians is?

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 4 роки тому +3

      Writing UA-cam comments is Pathetic better than having conservative parents

    • @cameronmanuel1982
      @cameronmanuel1982 4 роки тому +9

      Writing UA-cam comments is Pathetic Being gay is not wrong at all, but those people will not give the baby a good life. Also being homophobic isn’t a good look, it’s not edgy or cool it’s just being a dick and nobody likes a jackass.

  • @extrasalt9053
    @extrasalt9053 4 роки тому +83

    I like how Birdman says "crackhead guy" and just knows that we all know who he means

  • @XxXShevampXxX
    @XxXShevampXxX 4 роки тому +24

    "Celebrated by media"??? That's definitely not how I remember it.

  • @Doge-ox6ci
    @Doge-ox6ci 4 роки тому +36

    Oh my God it's refreshing to see Eugene again. Simp is starting to become the new ok boomer

  • @everythingthrice2582
    @everythingthrice2582 4 роки тому +370

    *Too bad Birdman isn't a women, otherwise he wouldn't have been banned at all...*

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 4 роки тому +24

      Exactly! Years ago on a site called “sodahead “ my male account got banned so many times. When I made a female account never got reported for saying the same derogatory comments.

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 4 роки тому +26

      *Being a female is being on recruit difficulty*

  • @yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263
    @yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263 4 роки тому +102

    “Being the smartest person in the sort bus” lmfao

  • @hasheemsmith6129
    @hasheemsmith6129 4 роки тому +219

    Let me catch my son dying his hair green🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @scotty4413
      @scotty4413 4 роки тому +7

      Low key dyed hair only works for black people

    • @dzas_cave
      @dzas_cave 4 роки тому +15

      youngboi Scotty and white girls

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 4 роки тому +35

      youngboi Scotty everyone looks stupid with dyed hair

    • @chadev9748
      @chadev9748 4 роки тому +1

      fr youngboi

    • @joshjohnson2753
      @joshjohnson2753 4 роки тому +23

      @@scotty4413 What kind of ridiculous comment is that? Dyed hair looks ridiculous for all races dude.

  • @kenroth1881
    @kenroth1881 4 роки тому +23

    1:37 video starts. Him talking about the topic.

  • @gmoney9473
    @gmoney9473 4 роки тому +20

    “The smartest person on the short bus” 😂😂

  • @BernieTheDevastator
    @BernieTheDevastator 4 роки тому +56

    The abusive guy, when I saw the first vid I thought “this guy is jealous and he’s schemin somethin” I didn’t think he’d be a child abuser. I thought he’d try killing the other three to get the girl for himself. Thank goodness the kid is ok

    • @bruhlunch6542
      @bruhlunch6542 4 роки тому +1

      Gamer of NY I thought the crackhead looking guy would do it

  • @BrandonA1
    @BrandonA1 4 роки тому +75

    As someone who has a 3 month old niece, I could never is a thousand years imagine hurting an innocent baby. That honestly makes me why ill that someone is that terrible of a human being to do that

    • @evanw2195
      @evanw2195 4 роки тому +5

      I find it shocking hearing stories about parents abusing their kids so bad they die

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 4 роки тому +7

      Da GOAT personally whenever a baby is born everyone thinks it’s cute. When I see a newborn I think it’s ugly. I’d never hurt a child in a million years and I’m sure it’s different once you’re closely related to that child but I honestly think babies are ugly as shit 😂

    • @BrandonA1
      @BrandonA1 4 роки тому +4

      @Jay Morales No that's because I'm a human being with morals. That guy doesn't and he deserves every bit of what's going to happen to him in prison.

  • @jayharden1753
    @jayharden1753 4 роки тому +47

    Lmaooo " squeezed him like he trying to get the last toothpaste out the tube"

  • @Clubs13
    @Clubs13 4 роки тому +10

    I like how in the intro they stand there like it’s a cod tournament😂

  • @jakecalvert7585
    @jakecalvert7585 4 роки тому +19

    “It’s like being the smartest kid on the short bus”

  • @dre10blood
    @dre10blood 4 роки тому +35

    "3 man operation." 😂😂😂
    Captain Price: "Mission failed, we'll get em next time." 💀💀💀

  • @drowsypig
    @drowsypig 4 роки тому +46

    Birdman: I will give you a lil taste
    Me: I don't want a lil taste of Eugene

    • @kidsquid139
      @kidsquid139 4 роки тому +1

      But it comes with extra Corona!

  • @rajaafullo
    @rajaafullo 4 роки тому +23

    5:50 "Thankfully the kid is okay." Not sure "okay" is the word here...
    That kid is gonna grow up hoping they spawned on veteren difficulty, cause they are playing dark souls right now.

  • @austinevs
    @austinevs 4 роки тому +4

    OMG I just rediscovered this channel. I started watching 4 years ago and totally forgot about Eugenes until I saw this video in my recommended. IM SUPER HAPPY!

  • @blakecaldwell693
    @blakecaldwell693 4 роки тому +10

    When he said the toothpaste thing I lost it 😂😂

  • @captainripley
    @captainripley 4 роки тому +53

    I literally had a face full of shock when I seen that thumbnail I hope that kid is good.

    • @amistake1356
      @amistake1356 4 роки тому

      I didn’t even recognize him in the thumbnail

  • @trollywolly69
    @trollywolly69 4 роки тому +27

    I'm ready for 4 egirls 1 birdman

  • @thegoldenboy294
    @thegoldenboy294 4 роки тому +33

    "The crackhead ready to snap" 😂

  • @unpoggableTV
    @unpoggableTV 4 роки тому +3

    i can say with the upmost confidence that you are my favorite youtuber on the platform, and I cant wait to see more Eugene videos in the future

  • @godly04
    @godly04 4 роки тому +9

    He didn't JUST abuse the infant - this guy straight up glory killed it. JESUS

  • @dokun6285
    @dokun6285 4 роки тому +41

    Lol I remember you calling him the most normal looking one

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 роки тому +10

    Dude, I’m getting my calculator, I’m memorizing my formulas, I got those logarithms, I’m on that derivative-type shit…
    And even still…
    This shit ain’t adding up man!

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +60

    Four eugenes 1 girl(whale) does not end well:
    Me: *PUMPED UP KICKS INTENSIFIES.*

  • @damn.1672
    @damn.1672 4 роки тому +1

    ive been watching since 2015 and birdman is one of the only youtubers from that age I still watch. i've been watching from 13 years old to 18 years old. one of the most goated youtubers of all time

  • @corradoladu4377
    @corradoladu4377 4 роки тому +3

    "you have to be a weirdo toalmost kill a baby". You're a genius. Weirdo. Not criminal. Just weirdo.

  • @philmortlock3490
    @philmortlock3490 4 роки тому +77

    With that hair he probably took up Antifa ideology and started chanting " my body my choice " as he tried to murder a baby, man a sweet little baby.

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 4 роки тому +4

      Post birth abortion on another one’s child
      Sounds like California

    • @lobomonos5009
      @lobomonos5009 4 роки тому +3

      You people are nuts

    • @CriminalizeObesity
      @CriminalizeObesity 4 роки тому +3

      Lobotomy's And Monopolies
      At least we aren’t defending baby beaters or encouraging Degeneracy-

    • @TheShadowKnight1003
      @TheShadowKnight1003 4 роки тому +3

      @@lobomonos5009 right? Like the leaps in reasoning just to demonize a political idea some disagree with is pretty astounding, tho not uncharacteristic of mouth breathers like this

    • @TheShadowKnight1003
      @TheShadowKnight1003 4 роки тому +2

      @The Senate the one who tries to take a single incident that is pretty much bipartisan-ly recognized as bad and has no real political affiliation, but somehow manages to spin it so that it makes which ever political argument he disagrees with seen as supporting that action and therefore bad. In the literal sense of the question however I was referring to OP

  • @christiandunk1732
    @christiandunk1732 4 роки тому +39

    The thumbnail is the Eugene version of the Blacked meme

    • @averyc5827
      @averyc5827 4 роки тому +5

      chris dunk this comment is god tier

    • @lagroad
      @lagroad 4 роки тому +3

      Gotta be honest, the blacked meme is probably below bottom of the barrel tier of memes. I think I’d sooner understand this 4 Eugene shit.

    • @christiandunk1732
      @christiandunk1732 4 роки тому

      @@lagroad I agree, just drawing comparisons

    • @FoxyChariot
      @FoxyChariot 4 роки тому

      sacr3d g6om9try I don’t know

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 4 роки тому +2

      The difference is that Blacked meme is full of Chads.

  • @damienrochat4025
    @damienrochat4025 4 роки тому +47

    Nobody:
    Eugene: say hello to my little squeeze

    • @nemo9864
      @nemo9864 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣
      That's fucked up...

  • @siggorauto
    @siggorauto 4 роки тому +2

    I love how your response to a baby being horribly abused is a ketchup joke.

  • @lawrencechris5343
    @lawrencechris5343 4 роки тому +18

    *Sims 4 in real life* 😂

  • @jamaicabad
    @jamaicabad 4 роки тому +22

    So when I had my daughter they legit made my wife and I sit through a class about “not smothering your baby”
    This is definitely a thing believe it or not

    • @bobsmith-wu2go
      @bobsmith-wu2go 4 роки тому +3

      hey, parenting can be confusing. Change the Diaper or ram it down its fucking throat, anyone could get those two confused.

    • @alfieconnolly977
      @alfieconnolly977 4 роки тому

      bob smith nah they are actually delicate, that’s y u have to support their head and shit, loads of babies die from parents rolling over on top of them in sleep if they sleep in ur bed

    • @bobsmith-wu2go
      @bobsmith-wu2go 4 роки тому

      What babies are delicate ? Who would have guessed?

    • @bobsmith-wu2go
      @bobsmith-wu2go 4 роки тому

      @@alfieconnolly977 You don't say ? Should I stop leaving mine outside at night and washing it in the dishwasher then ?

  • @JuanNunez-pt6xd
    @JuanNunez-pt6xd 4 роки тому +9

    Finally an actual Eugene video after so long

  • @Gramer05
    @Gramer05 4 роки тому +35

    The government need to build a prison for these simps

    • @jantheking7028
      @jantheking7028 4 роки тому +7

      There already is one, it's called an insane asylum.

  • @MrLeroy42
    @MrLeroy42 4 роки тому +3

    I missed the times where Birdman talked about Eugenes. Those vids were my fav content from him.

  • @Duskoi
    @Duskoi 4 роки тому +9

    Y'know, mine drives me up the walls sometimes and not once have i thought of hurting them so.... wtf.?!

    • @Afmedic85
      @Afmedic85 4 роки тому +3

      Because you're normal. Hell there were times when my daughter was an infant I felt like crying because I was so frustrated but I got past it.

  • @thelegacyofgaming2928
    @thelegacyofgaming2928 4 роки тому +10

    Let me catch my son whipping his schmeanis out in front of 3 other guys in the room and not being first in the train.

  • @luismoralesacevedo3100
    @luismoralesacevedo3100 4 роки тому +13

    I was literally watching a video about this when the notification popped up

  • @mcslamajama
    @mcslamajama 4 роки тому +9

    Scrubs, simps. Hope that dude rots in jail or something. Just had a daughter myself wouldn’t dare to hurt her. The dude’s a waste of air

  • @yourtalkingtooomuch5121
    @yourtalkingtooomuch5121 4 роки тому +1

    1:55 travis got me 💀

  • @codgamefreak602
    @codgamefreak602 3 роки тому

    When he compared squeezing toothpaste out of the tube to strangling the baby I was in the middle of doing said action. I completely lost it lmao

  • @sandstormismyreligion8852
    @sandstormismyreligion8852 4 роки тому +7

    The moment I heard child abuse with these people I immediately thought ethan not gonna lie

  • @trashignited6275
    @trashignited6275 4 роки тому +4

    *THANK YOU FOR EXISTING YOU BRIGHTEN MY DAY*

  • @cchipp8375
    @cchipp8375 4 роки тому +3

    Baby: 😭
    Dad: S Q U I M S H

  • @creatios
    @creatios 4 роки тому +16

    Let me catch my son calling the wildebeest a “girl”

    • @Afmedic85
      @Afmedic85 4 роки тому

      I feel bad for any parent whose son or daughter brings home anyone who looks like the people in this "relationship". None of the guys look like they have any direction, 1 looks like he's on meth. The girl is no prize either

  • @aerodyte6908
    @aerodyte6908 4 роки тому +2

    3:25 that’s like being the smartest person on the short bus brooo that had me dying

  • @scotmac5143
    @scotmac5143 3 роки тому +3

    I'd love to see the baby come out black lol. That would be a classic. 🖤🤣

  • @quancletus8449
    @quancletus8449 4 роки тому +51

    Hold on, I feel like I’ve seen this title before.

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Abcd-sl1mf
      @Abcd-sl1mf 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ipodtouch470
      @ipodtouch470 4 роки тому +1

      Birdman uploaded same vid twice man.

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 4 роки тому +1

      @@ipodtouch470 this is an update

    • @ipodtouch470
      @ipodtouch470 4 роки тому +1

      @@changedusername159 The joke is that a yt called dyfo uploaded this aswell and the meme is that's Birdman's son or birdman himself. And I believe dyfo uploaded first don't quote me on that. Hence that's why I made the joke birdman uploaded this twice.

  • @TheRedeemed19
    @TheRedeemed19 4 роки тому +11

    I saw the notification on my phone and I was like damn I have to see this lol

  • @scarywiggles1894
    @scarywiggles1894 4 роки тому +1

    “ It’s like being the smartest person on the short bus” Birdman 2020

  • @hisokamorow8388
    @hisokamorow8388 4 роки тому +2

    OMG holy crap this is hilarious, I saw the original 4 eugenes and 1 girl yesterday for the first time and was actually wondering this morning how it will end up and low and behold, birdman uploaded an updated video of how it turned out.

  • @spaghettidude2984
    @spaghettidude2984 4 роки тому +25

    When a man does that it's called a cult.
    Let the double standard sink in....

    • @matteblack5805
      @matteblack5805 4 роки тому +1

      @@idcHedumpedme its not worth it. Its far cheaper and healthier to just have one good one rather than 4 eh-at-best ones

  • @kaydenn2272
    @kaydenn2272 4 роки тому +19

    If I catch my son saying "4 inches isn't enough" we boutta have problems

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 4 роки тому +3

    In polyamorous families, little girls are statistically sexually/physically abused. When I heard the baby was a girl my stomach turned. I really hope the government steps in and takes that poor baby away.

    • @miguelmoronta6871
      @miguelmoronta6871 4 роки тому

      You’re looking too deep into the statistics. You shouldn’t have only been concerned just because it’s a girl, but because no baby should live in that environment. If the government stepped in based on statistics, we’d all be even more fucked. You’re literally supporting profiling and acting based on assumptions

    • @kirikakirikakirika
      @kirikakirikakirika 4 роки тому +1

      @@miguelmoronta6871
      Wow, what a leap. I quite clearly _was_ concerned, regardless of the gender, and even spoke out against it back on the original video. But the fact that the baby is a girl is statistically more dangerous for that child. That's all. The horror stories, mainly sexual abuse, of girls in polyamorous families are vast.
      As for "acting on assumptions", I want them to step in and take the baby away because they all seem like unfit parents.

    • @miguelmoronta6871
      @miguelmoronta6871 4 роки тому

      kirikakirikakirika well you can’t assume anyone would’ve seen your comment on a different video from 4 months ago. Regardless, you literally led with the point being that the baby is a girl and your entire comment was based around how being a girl living in that environment was the issue. Not my fault that you chose your words poorly. And aren’t girls in general statistically more likely to be sexually abused? Not sure how being a baby girl has anything to do with it. In that case, I guess you feel bad for all girls?

    • @kirikakirikakirika
      @kirikakirikakirika 4 роки тому

      @@miguelmoronta6871
      My comment _was_ solely about the baby being female. Staistically speaking, baby girls are often _raped_ in families like these, _as_ babies even. I wouldn't condone this even if the baby was male, but the fact that she's female puts her in significantly more danger. That was my _very simple_ point.
      You picked a weird thing to get all up in arms about.

  • @RAH_EDITZ
    @RAH_EDITZ 4 роки тому +1

    Look at birdman so inspirational

  • @Timpoolsson
    @Timpoolsson 4 роки тому +1

    “It’s like being the smartest one on the short bus”. I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151
    @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151 4 роки тому +4

    2:29 who gave Harry Potter weed brownies💀

  • @alomei
    @alomei 4 роки тому +4

    DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY INTEREST IN THIS STORY!

  • @keenmortimer7918
    @keenmortimer7918 4 роки тому +5

    Birdman unsurprisingly sounds like Optimus but in a higher pitch.

  • @Isandayooo
    @Isandayooo 4 роки тому +2

    Well I guess I can’t say I’m surprised. If your mentally unstable enough to be with a girl while she openly is with 3 other guys, I don’t expect you to have the mental fortitude to take care of a child.

  • @USA-cc1kx
    @USA-cc1kx 4 роки тому +2

    *"we're like all spokes in her wheel"*
    -Eugene #3

  • @elijahharris3026
    @elijahharris3026 4 роки тому +5

    Keep making these great vids they’re actually hilarious 😂

  • @sleepy990
    @sleepy990 4 роки тому +7

    His wife tried to smash the baby and so he had to take care of it

  • @huntermoss9403
    @huntermoss9403 4 роки тому +4

    Got here at 40 seconds after posting, damn

  • @supergohansonic
    @supergohansonic 4 роки тому

    I revisited the original story the other day, then birdman posts this. My life really is a movie bro.

  • @alielmalla53
    @alielmalla53 4 роки тому

    Why am i laughing when u say "squeeze the kid" !!?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂