Ikr, I had to do a double take at that. I know nobody is stopping me from applying for a job, but if I don't meet all requirements, I ain't applying lmao
Bare Finnumim Imagine being a doctor with only 60% of the knowledge you need: What do we have hear... Ah ,you broke your arm! Let’s cut a bit of it... Oh fuck I hit an artery! Fuck it is bleeding very much! What should I do? Maybe cut off the arm completely! OK let's go! ... Crap! And he is dead
If I had a daughter, I would encourage her to be anything she wanted to be. Me: Ya, she can be a scientist, teacher, stay at home mom, nurse, whatever she wants. Birdman: No, my daughter ain't being no stripper. 😂
why would you want your daughter to be a stripper? Usually strippers are women from lower class society that are in poverty and have no other option. No one chooses to be a stripper.
Sadeesh Senevirathne some actually do. They’re basically putting their pole dancing skills to use. I can see why you wouldn’t want your daughter being one of those strippers who dance nude as you may feel like she’s degrading herself by letting men and people in general see her only as an sexual object.
The “¢77 to $1” wage gap is a lie. It takes the average salary of men and the average salary of women does not consider hours worked, time off, the fact that women retire earlier and that men are more likely to ask for a raise.
Yea and I know that men get paid higher then women for the same job and stuff and I don’t know why except for sexism and that’s about it so the only way to get around that is to just get a higher paying job then the man you live with if you do so the part you can control and solved at least cuz you can’t control something that not everyone will agree with when they pretend it dosent exist
"Wanna get a way better efficient, prettier, with 15% less employee pay? Easy! Just hire women! Why have men as employees when you can hire a woman to do the job for less money! And if you think an employee deserves a raise... You can convince them to fuck you for extra pay!"
I mean, there are still some small amount of feminists who live under a rock and don't realise how toxic that label has become, they still follow the whole "equal rights for everybody" thing but less and less of them are becoming vocal about calling themselves a feminazi i mean femidiot i mean feminist sorry had a stutter there
@@TheKapowz I remember calling myself a feminist in grade 9, not knowing how toxic that label was, and so now I just say I'm for equal rights for everybody, so I guess I was the embodiment of your comment lol In case you were wondering I'm in grade 11 now
Q.22: so are we completely gonna disregard the whole “innoncent until proven guilty” thing the judicial system is based on? Cause thats the whole problem with false rape cases, that people automatically assume the guy is guilty.
There was a saying: justice is blind to men, woman, black, white, etc. Why should you give one person an advantage just because? Makes no sense at all wtf
@@timjimothy2088 dosent mean that sexual assault victims should be told there lying just because they can’t really prove it with cameras or people watching which most of the time people don’t see it happening and the man most likely won’t say they did cuz they won’t so they should be taken seriously regardless unless there’s something that dosent put them with the crime like for example if a girl says someone did something but he wasent near her at all then I’m guessing that means it didn’t happen or she just choice the wrong description since trauma can give a bad memory of what happened
@EugeneWithM16 I believe in that and how I see it is that means that they shouldn’t be called a liar until it’s proven that they are that’s so nobody gets there life ruined over something they didn’t do
@@abbysworld05 Nobody just comes forth and says she's lying except for the defendant and maybe immediate family of theirs. I have a sister who was sexually assaulted at the age of 7 and have witnessed her trial. It's a spectrum, not a binary accusatory system. "Might be true, might not" is the reality. Just the fact of the matter is: While I would say a majority are true, like murder accusations, these aren't just an immediate conviction or an immediate dismissal. I respect your ideology though.
look, as far as the sexual assault question, just no. it says that we should automatically believe the woman that was raped? no. In this country you are innocent until proven guilty. saying anything otherwise is ridiculous. A mans life can be ruined by just being accused of rape. There have been numerous accounts of false charges so no. Innocent until proven guilty without any doubt and i refuse to think otherwise.
What isn't mentioned, however, is that for every single false report of rape, there are five legitimate cases. Those people who falsely accuse are almost as scummy as an actual rapist, however this doesn't mean justice is always served. It really does depend on location and attention. The sad thing is, most women clean themselves after it happens, which makes it difficult for forensics to prove it, and so the rapist goes free. Hence the delima of discerning the truth. Do you let the alleged rapist walk, or do you accuse the alleged victim of lying for attention? What happens if they are guilty? What happens if it's the other way around? These people make a bad situation ten times worse.
if these bitches keep going one day a man will be walking past a woman, she will be screaming rape and 10 feds will come in 1 second and beat the shit out of him and chuck him in prison. its scary being a man and seeing what theyre thinking and doing
@@snipermonkey3269 and make it hard for them to talk about even with people they’ve known for a long time cuz of them worried they won’t be believed which I felt before expectally since they believed he was nice and back then I probably still did since I didn’t know it was wrong, I was real dumb what then even though it made since I felt that way and even when so far believed it still makes you worried that people won’t who you care about the most
Hey. That question about believing a "victim" no matter what is b.s. innocent untill proven guilty. Its the start of that bs "believe all women" movement.
Matthew Zablocki preach brother. There’s been so many cases where the male was punished before proven guilty, in sexual assault cases, and it’s horrible to find out they’re innocent 10 years later. There was actually a case like that in my town. Women shouldn’t have the right to act while under the state of anger because they pull shit like this off
@@ethanf4137 It also sucks when your rapist walks free. Like most do. Cause women don't report, because they don't want to be accused of lying, because they are scared he'll walk. It's horrible that rapists exist. Then we wouldn't have this problem.
@@sageseeker9197 ok I know this is hella old but I want to kindly and respectively disagree with you on that miss cause last time I checked saying hello to a woman could get you detained for some time if she didn't like that. So walking free isn't possible it could happen but not that likely and saying:"your rapist"makes me feel that all men are rappists and we're defending them ignoring the fact that allmost half of those girls had fathers that sometimes killed the rapists and finally just cause one creature escaped justice doesn't mean we are not allowed to mention a men that got his career and his reputation ruined because one girl decided to accuse him of rape just to have the empathy of her boyfriend and this is a real story. So I can kindly and respectively agree with you on someting wich is this world isn't fair for women and men too.
I bet a-lot of girls don’t score very high on this test. Boys don’t either, but it’s especially interesting that based on what comments I’ve read and life experiences, most girls wouldn’t score very high at all.
Vulcanoctus Al-Abass i didnt check any and i got no fuck yous. just telling me i know stuff about feminism whilst not agreeing with any of their bullshit
It’s so bad in the Army. I walk into a room and say: “hey guys!” Female sergeant (it’s just one like this, the others are okay): “um there are females in here too, Martin.” I respond: “It’s a general term, it includes males and females.” Female sergeant: “well you should a general term because ‘guys’ is sexist and doesn’t encompass the females.” **Two days later** I walk into the room: “Good morning ladies and gentlemen!” Female sergeant (same one from the other day): “Oh, so we’re not one of the guys?” Me: “fuck it sergeant, counsel me under EO so I can drop this IG packet on you. This is toxic leadership.” Female sergeant: “wow bro, you’re so insensitive. We just want the treatment as everyone else.” Moral of the story is, we can’t win no matter what 😂. FYI, this is what I deal with all the fucking time. I hate it here 😣😖😫😩
@@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom It's fuckin disgusting! I cannot believe we've allowed this social justice bullshit insanity infect EVERYTHING to the degree that it has. I sincerely feel for you guys. I do. *Although, sadly, none of this craziness will end until we end it. It's going to take strong men & women, who are brave enough to stick their heads out from the herd, and say enough is enough... We're not doing it or going along with it for another minute. In fact, we need to roll many things back, a good bit. The problem is everyone thinks they're alone. We need better ways of speaking up so we can find each other irl, in order to form pockets of effective resistance. Ya know. ✌🙂
I like the question about fulfilling 60% of the job requirements. "If you're getting 70 cents to the dollar than we need to further dock your pay ladies".
why does he have a "why is my penis so small tab" In the top right is that just a joke or did I just expose birdman but if it's a joke that's pretty funny
Lol, I got: "You checked off 19 out of 50 on this list! You are pretty woke and you definitely try and stay informed about what's going on in the world of feminism, and how you can make it better." I answered things literally, not politically, and I was kinds iffy about some, but whatever.
I got 15, and they think of me as a feminist too! WTF! This is what happens if you get 0 out of 50: "You know your fair share about women’s rights and suffrage, but hey, it never hurts to learn a little more!" This is what happens if you get 50 out of 50: "You are a total feminist. Not only are you not afraid to lean in, but you educate yourself in feminist history and support women fully and wholeheartedly. Keep fighting the good fight!" It appears that buzz feed promotes crazy behavior and wants all to believe in feminism.
16:46 Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked Money don't grow on trees I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed And there ain't nothing in this world for free
A friend of mine told me something yesterday and he has a point... F: Do you know why is there a window in the kitchen? ME: Why? F: Cuz a women needs a point of view That is like... one of the best feminists jokes out there :)))
Or just let them go into the bathroom of the gender the identify with... A transgender male going into a male bathroom is just a guy... going into the guys bathroom...
11:27 no Birdman since our justice system works on the foundation of presumption of innocence then it is your moral obligation to not believe the accused is guilty without the necessary proof, if someone was charged with murder you wouldn’t just send him straight to prison without a fair trial and a chance to prove his innocence so why would you automatically think the person is guilty on a mere accusation, sexual assault shouldn’t be treated differently from other crimes like murder it still has to follow the lawful process so an innocent person isn’t convicted for a crime he didn’t commit
John Smith yes, but i mean taht everyone gets payed the same for every job.. And i do think if the female is more effective when wrking than the male is she should be payed more
@@crippleabatteries5031 yea it really confused me back then since I was 11 so the last election before that I was even younger to the point I was just being a little kid
Yo Birdman just for the record I honestly think most people would rather have you upload longer videos 😂 at least I would. I don't think that if a vid is getting kind of log that you should shorten it
31 out of 51, apparently I am a decent somewhat kinda feminist...personally, everyone should do what they wanna do and live their life. The worst I've done to any feminists was accidentally call my transgender coworker a "she" because sometimes I forget. I just wanna live my life without someone stompin' on my day yknow?
the new symbol for women's bathrooms is gonna be the beluga whale
this is epic 😂😂😂😂
male=sperm whale
female=humpback (CUZ YE GON HUMP HER BACK YEET)
Whales are majestic and intelligent creatures. Feminists are retarded beasts. There’s a difference.
I’m not saying anything bad about ur comment
Not all women thou, just the retarded ones.
They are going to make a feminist bathroom and the symbol will be a humpback whale
"Only need 60% of the requirements"
requirements
Requirements
REQUIREMENTS
*REQUIREMENTS*
Dragma Plays - New I don’t even think men get accepted if only 60% of REQUIREMENTS, that’s only a little over a coin toss of good enough.
Ikr, I had to do a double take at that. I know nobody is stopping me from applying for a job, but if I don't meet all requirements, I ain't applying lmao
Bare Finnumim
Imagine being a doctor with only 60% of the knowledge you need:
What do we have hear...
Ah ,you broke your arm!
Let’s cut a bit of it... Oh fuck I hit an artery! Fuck it is bleeding very much! What should I do? Maybe cut off the arm completely!
OK let's go!
...
Crap! And he is dead
Imagine your pilot only fulfilling 60 percent of the requirements
60% is still failing grade.
I love the little easter egg with his tabs
What does the other tab say
@@Pope_Frankie you just now asking
@@space_blight why are you replying to a week old reply
@@space_blight and yes I know what it says
@@Pope_Frankie you replied to a 2 year old comment.
something ain’t right about your tabs my dude
"Why is my penis so small?"
Edit: Goddamnit I shouldn't have said that.
I was dying when I noticed that yo😂😂😂
That tab is question we can't answer
Looking for answers:👩💻
Not getting any 😔
@@darkflamegaming4585 for real
lol
saw this sign at the mall saying:why dont girls rule the world?
i snapchated: because the kitchen is big enough. 😂😂😂
Bruh 😂😂😂
Keep yo ring
+LORD BASED yee gottchu fam. mom was pretty pissed when she seen it. but its ai
omg 😅😅😅
Awesome
I was about to let my daughter be a pornstar but then Birdman uploaded
It has 69 likes I really hope no one disrupts the peace
@@penne_5573 they will always be some smart little fuck that likes
Ill fix that
Dusan Pavlovic when you’re pfp is a zedge picture 😬
penne_ 690
If I had a daughter, I would encourage her to be anything she wanted to be.
Me: Ya, she can be a scientist, teacher, stay at home mom, nurse, whatever she wants.
Birdman: No, my daughter ain't being no stripper.
😂
the fact people think being a sex worker is ok is just pathetic lol
why would you want your daughter to be a stripper? Usually strippers are women from lower class society that are in poverty and have no other option. No one chooses to be a stripper.
Sadeesh Senevirathne some actually do. They’re basically putting their pole dancing skills to use. I can see why you wouldn’t want your daughter being one of those strippers who dance nude as you may feel like she’s degrading herself by letting men and people in general see her only as an sexual object.
I have the exact same political compass as you
I wouldn't want my son or daughter to be a stripper. Since when is selling your dignity celebrated
No one:
No one in the universe:
Buzzfeed: a hostile cat attacked seven pitbulls leaving one scratched and bloody
Fucking pussy
@@georgefloyd9084 see what you did there
I saw that as I read this comment.
Why are pussys always so wild man 🤦♂️
I mean that's right actually. You see, dogs are man's best friends but cats are just motherfuckers of mother nature.
Whoever is more famous gets paid more in a movie
whoever is the better actor should get paid more.
PP Hyjynx
Should get paid more and gets paid more are very different things
You get famos vor good acting
Whoever sells the most tickets should get paid more
no PP Hyjynx
They need a third bathroom labeled wierdos
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^ found the weirdo
+Adolfo Hernandez found 3 of them
I chose 0 (for fun)
“You chose 12 % of boxes!”
MajesticTaco 123 I did that too and I somehow checked more than 12% of people
i did the same but only got 11%, prejudiced bastards
Its more then 11% of quiztakers.
So atleat 11% percent of people also checked 0 boxes
😂😂😂😂🤣 wow. I thought that'd be the case
let me catch my daughter having a 100% on this test
abortion exists
Next thing you know she gunna start telling you that why do you buy her girl clothes 😂
💀💀💀
let me catch my son applying for a job when he only qualifies for 60% of the requirements
@@adolphgracius9996 still getting a job n chasing a bag
his other tab😂😂😂😂
why is my penis so small lol
@@Laddermans I don't know man, you shouldn't ask here though.
He puts stupid shit 😂😂😂😂 last time he put why are my balls so swollen😂😂
Charles Nowotny I know I was wondering who saw that
@@Laddermans dude i was watching this on my Xbox and i saw that and i came over here to see if anyone else saw it LMAO
"If I had a son who would want to be a pornstar Id be like dam good shit bro"
~ Birdman 2016
Let me catch my son making porn.
+Logan Setna what u wouldn't give him no high five??
if my son was a porn star i would join him in fucking kimmy granger or sasha grey
+reaper of death Kimmie Granger Dp'd 😂
+jeffluis91 damn right
I think the other link was opened on purpose. 😂😂😂😂
You don’t say
thebigL i just realized it 😂😂
He's done this before
thebigL I think it was too lmao
well nooooo
The “¢77 to $1” wage gap is a lie. It takes the average salary of men and the average salary of women does not consider hours worked, time off, the fact that women retire earlier and that men are more likely to ask for a raise.
True it doesn’t study individual jobs. Then it is fair
They don't compare salaries of men and women working the same jobs because they're paid the same
Yea and I know that men get paid higher then women for the same job and stuff and I don’t know why except for sexism and that’s about it so the only way to get around that is to just get a higher paying job then the man you live with if you do so the part you can control and solved at least cuz you can’t control something that not everyone will agree with when they pretend it dosent exist
Also that men pick riskier more hands on jobs then women that normally pay more
"Wanna get a way better efficient, prettier, with 15% less employee pay? Easy! Just hire women! Why have men as employees when you can hire a woman to do the job for less money! And if you think an employee deserves a raise... You can convince them to fuck you for extra pay!"
"I know what a bad feminist is"
Yeah, all of them.
BTW, there is no gender wage gap.
I mean, there are still some small amount of feminists who live under a rock and don't realise how toxic that label has become, they still follow the whole "equal rights for everybody" thing but less and less of them are becoming vocal about calling themselves a feminazi i mean femidiot i mean feminist sorry had a stutter there
Arturas Borodinas oh just shut up
@@aa-fu8pf How about no :D
@@TheKapowz I remember calling myself a feminist in grade 9, not knowing how toxic that label was, and so now I just say I'm for equal rights for everybody, so I guess I was the embodiment of your comment lol
In case you were wondering I'm in grade 11 now
Broo I didn't know guitars worked at jobs
Man spreading
Man splaining
Man breathing
Man exhaling
Man oxygen
Man gaming
Man doing
Man manning
Man working
Anonymous Someone man manning? So we become peyton mannings brother cool where do i sign up
all these things trigger me so hard :(( why do men have to manRAPE us women ;(
Worst of all Man living
Just call speaking "women speaking" when they make up these words
Manexisting
Q.22: so are we completely gonna disregard the whole “innoncent until proven guilty” thing the judicial system is based on? Cause thats the whole problem with false rape cases, that people automatically assume the guy is guilty.
There was a saying: justice is blind to men, woman, black, white, etc. Why should you give one person an advantage just because? Makes no sense at all wtf
Ikr it is kinda bs. Especially since there are rape kits. I guess it would be harder to prove sexual assault, but still.
@@timjimothy2088 dosent mean that sexual assault victims should be told there lying just because they can’t really prove it with cameras or people watching which most of the time people don’t see it happening and the man most likely won’t say they did cuz they won’t so they should be taken seriously regardless unless there’s something that dosent put them with the crime like for example if a girl says someone did something but he wasent near her at all then I’m guessing that means it didn’t happen or she just choice the wrong description since trauma can give a bad memory of what happened
@EugeneWithM16 I believe in that and how I see it is that means that they shouldn’t be called a liar until it’s proven that they are that’s so nobody gets there life ruined over something they didn’t do
@@abbysworld05 Nobody just comes forth and says she's lying except for the defendant and maybe immediate family of theirs. I have a sister who was sexually assaulted at the age of 7 and have witnessed her trial. It's a spectrum, not a binary accusatory system. "Might be true, might not" is the reality. Just the fact of the matter is: While I would say a majority are true, like murder accusations, these aren't just an immediate conviction or an immediate dismissal. I respect your ideology though.
3:37 Girls say “hey guys!” all the time.
Yea same, ive been in school for a long time and I’ve never heard anyone say what about the girls or something like that and even girls say it
I got 100% American
I don't think I took the right test.
It said I bleed red, white, and blue and exhales patriotism.
But do you eat liberal jerky?
Disgusting.
@@penne_5573 lmao
did anyone read the name of his second tab?
fidget spinner yeah XD
I just found out what it says
Is his penis small?? XD
its a joke he does this in every video...
Yeah
look, as far as the sexual assault question, just no. it says that we should automatically believe the woman that was raped? no. In this country you are innocent until proven guilty. saying anything otherwise is ridiculous. A mans life can be ruined by just being accused of rape. There have been numerous accounts of false charges so no. Innocent until proven guilty without any doubt and i refuse to think otherwise.
FMPcrash y r u thinking logical they obviously aren't
What isn't mentioned, however, is that for every single false report of rape, there are five legitimate cases. Those people who falsely accuse are almost as scummy as an actual rapist, however this doesn't mean justice is always served. It really does depend on location and attention. The sad thing is, most women clean themselves after it happens, which makes it difficult for forensics to prove it, and so the rapist goes free. Hence the delima of discerning the truth. Do you let the alleged rapist walk, or do you accuse the alleged victim of lying for attention? What happens if they are guilty? What happens if it's the other way around?
These people make a bad situation ten times worse.
if these bitches keep going one day a man will be walking past a woman, she will be screaming rape and 10 feds will come in 1 second and beat the shit out of him and chuck him in prison.
its scary being a man and seeing what theyre thinking and doing
So basically, you don't wanna have a Spanish system.
@@snipermonkey3269 and make it hard for them to talk about even with people they’ve known for a long time cuz of them worried they won’t be believed which I felt before expectally since they believed he was nice and back then I probably still did since I didn’t know it was wrong, I was real dumb what then even though it made since I felt that way and even when so far believed it still makes you worried that people won’t who you care about the most
That muffin to the right looked tasty af
Fax
NO SIGN UP!
NO CREDIT CARD!
NO BULLSHIT!
Like if you understand
I get it
Pornhub
porn hub😂😂
Yes, I get it
Horny bitches in your area on snapfuck
as a person in the LGBT community i have lost many friends by showing them your videos
lmfao
nice
You as a person in the lgtbqrstwyxtuv community should rethink your life
@@landontaylor6072 hey so am i and im rethinking already
I'm an lgbt 🅱️oi aswell but I'm not any of these other sexualities I'm just a bi boi unless your friends are trans or something then Oof
Hahaha
Was about to catch trigglypuff but Birdman uploaded
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Hey. That question about believing a "victim" no matter what is b.s. innocent untill proven guilty. Its the start of that bs "believe all women" movement.
Matthew Zablocki preach brother. There’s been so many cases where the male was punished before proven guilty, in sexual assault cases, and it’s horrible to find out they’re innocent 10 years later. There was actually a case like that in my town. Women shouldn’t have the right to act while under the state of anger because they pull shit like this off
@@ethanf4137
It also sucks when your rapist walks free. Like most do. Cause women don't report, because they don't want to be accused of lying, because they are scared he'll walk.
It's horrible that rapists exist. Then we wouldn't have this problem.
@@sageseeker9197 It's always better for 100 guilty people to walk free than for 1 innocent person to be executed
@@ammoniumammonide sorry but I suspect you for having illegal weed farms in an underground facility, oh "you don't" well that's just too bad.
@@sageseeker9197 ok I know this is hella old but I want to kindly and respectively disagree with you on that miss cause last time I checked saying hello to a woman could get you detained for some time if she didn't like that. So walking free isn't possible it could happen but not that likely and saying:"your rapist"makes me feel that all men are rappists and we're defending them ignoring the fact that allmost half of those girls had fathers that sometimes killed the rapists and finally just cause one creature escaped justice doesn't mean we are not allowed to mention a men that got his career and his reputation ruined because one girl decided to accuse him of rape just to have the empathy of her boyfriend and this is a real story.
So I can kindly and respectively agree with you on someting wich is this world isn't fair for women and men too.
I got a 17 on that thing. Seems legit though as I am an egalitarian and not a feminist. The result description was the same as yours though Birdman.
Egalitarian as in, you are vegetarian but eat eggs?
@@kaustubhh8481 Holy shit, you almost killed me with that! 😂
I bet a-lot of girls don’t score very high on this test. Boys don’t either, but it’s especially interesting that based on what comments I’ve read and life experiences, most girls wouldn’t score very high at all.
i got 17 too but im a male
It gave me a negative score! WTF?? 😉
Was about to follow birdman on twitter but my twitter became a sexbot.
Wow
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That actually happened to me. Some Ukranian Eugene hacked my account and did retarded stuff to it.
our teacher told us to do an everyday hero essay i did it on birdman easiest A i ever got
do harambe for A+.
lol idk dude
lol
I did it for Keemstar and got expelled
Lol
"You can’t believe what people say without proof" I felt that
Question #22 is dumb because you are innocent until proven guilty
That moment when Jennifer Lawrence is literally the highest payed actor rn
I thought that was the Rock...
lmao and these feminists are saying oh she needs more money!!
I thought that was Will Smith
@@rexflores8461 idk if she still is but at the time hunger games did so much for her and she was the most paid actor. Idk if will is bigger now.
No that’s Scarlett Johansson.
I checked off none of the questions and I got a passive-aggressive "fuck you".
no you didn't
subzero4190295 be a little bit more clear.
Vulcanoctus Al-Abass i didnt check any and i got no fuck yous. just telling me i know stuff about feminism whilst not agreeing with any of their bullshit
It’s so bad in the Army.
I walk into a room and say: “hey guys!”
Female sergeant (it’s just one like this, the others are okay): “um there are females in here too, Martin.”
I respond: “It’s a general term, it includes males and females.”
Female sergeant: “well you should a general term because ‘guys’ is sexist and doesn’t encompass the females.”
**Two days later**
I walk into the room: “Good morning ladies and gentlemen!”
Female sergeant (same one from the other day): “Oh, so we’re not one of the guys?”
Me: “fuck it sergeant, counsel me under EO so I can drop this IG packet on you. This is toxic leadership.”
Female sergeant: “wow bro, you’re so insensitive. We just want the treatment as everyone else.”
Moral of the story is, we can’t win no matter what 😂. FYI, this is what I deal with all the fucking time. I hate it here 😣😖😫😩
My condolences man
I feel you my dude the army is soooooo much different than I thought honestly we soft as fuck 😂😂😂
F
Air Force here. Can confirm it’s the same shit with us
@@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom It's fuckin disgusting! I cannot believe we've allowed this social justice bullshit insanity infect EVERYTHING to the degree that it has. I sincerely feel for you guys. I do.
*Although, sadly, none of this craziness will end until we end it. It's going to take strong men & women, who are brave enough to stick their heads out from the herd, and say enough is enough... We're not doing it or going along with it for another minute. In fact, we need to roll many things back, a good bit.
The problem is everyone thinks they're alone. We need better ways of speaking up so we can find each other irl, in order to form pockets of effective resistance. Ya know. ✌🙂
If you answer 0 out of 50 it still tells you that your a feminist.
you're*
lmao dumb
equal rights, equal fights
We can all agree that the dislikes come from whale looking feminist.
I just notice the other tab...your not the only one Birdman.
+Mr Large Domino Pizza 8.99
lol
+Mr Large Domino Pizza 8.99 you're *
+Mr Large Domino Pizza 8.99 the Eugenas
true
15 out of 50 and the called me "pretty woke"
The destroyer you too
close i was 16
Video starts at 0:00
1st reply
Thanks for the nukes
you're a legend
y u got to spoil bro
Cancer starts at 1:18
let's say a feminist punches a man is it wrong for him to punch back I mean they want equality
I think its fine
Dam i just realised this is a year old
No but 2019 society says it is
@@hitme123bruce7 Nah it's fine my friend slapped a girl for calling him the N word.Nobody fucked with afterwards
Equal rights, equal fights
I like the question about fulfilling 60% of the job requirements.
"If you're getting 70 cents to the dollar than we need to further dock your pay ladies".
Feminist test: exists
Birdman: absolute confusion
-5 seems about right to me.
-1000
wtf
You're*
+Backpack nah, a lot of people have done it.
***** oh
let me watch my son go in the third bathroom
W
fallout is life the disabled one??
fallout is life let me catch my son saying watch instead of catch when using this ongoing meme on this channel which is what I am using right now
why does he have a "why is my penis so small tab" In the top right is that just a joke or did I just expose birdman but if it's a joke that's pretty funny
James Hagen it’s the top left
Obviously a joke
It’s a joke
I love how on all of these videos he has another tab open and it's always something funny.
Less than 23 things on the list promote equal rights
I dated this girl and we were eating at a resturant and I offered to pay the bill but she insisted on paying it all herself. What a champ
17:27 "....get them on that early"
🤔What did you mean by this
Guys look at the second tab...
Here in Sweden we let people taste baseball bat, no argoment
What in the goddamn?
If only that were true...
MEGATRON DID 9/ 11 does it included bats from wuhan?
Baa ha ha ha hee haw hee haw lol
if you mean when someone does shit beat them up
VERY GOOD
"I Hillary is supposed to win"
Damn...
TRUMP 2020
@@timjimothy2088 BARK BARK GRRRR GROWL ARF ARF WooF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
@@puppybibi2211 Bruh wtf? You on that furry shit.
@@timjimothy2088 how did that workout for you?
@@crippleabatteries5031 idk Im not super sad he lost, slightly disappointed is all
"I guess we'll find out, Hillary's gonna win right?" Hah. Sike
I'm such a feminist 100 genders isn't enough.
catfish
You are in the comment section, in all of birdman's videos lol 😂😂😂
+Zuzxo no I think that's down Syndrome
I know right?!
+NotoriousRoj I know I always see her
Lol, I got:
"You checked off 19 out of 50 on this list!
You are pretty woke and you definitely try and stay informed about what's going on in the world of feminism, and how you can make it better."
I answered things literally, not politically, and I was kinds iffy about some, but whatever.
nobody:
comments: tHe OtHeR tAb
I laughed at literally every single thing after question 5
i got 12 out of 50.
they said i needed to learn more about wemans rights
tony olsson forget womans rights learning to spell is more important 😂
Tom W are you joking
@@tomw3886 🤦
@@dylanc.2577 idk am I?
Tom W probably not
Correction: How Much of a Eugene Are You? (Eugene Test)
I got 15, and they think of me as a feminist too! WTF! This is what happens if you get 0 out of 50: "You know your fair share about women’s rights and suffrage, but hey, it never hurts to learn a little more!" This is what happens if you get 50 out of 50: "You are a total feminist. Not only are you not afraid to lean in, but you educate yourself in feminist history and support women fully and wholeheartedly. Keep fighting the good fight!" It appears that buzz feed promotes crazy behavior and wants all to believe in feminism.
16:46
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
And there ain't nothing in this world for free
Dylan Rice have you never heard of maternity and paternity leave?
Cage the Elephant is a good band.
Harambe didn't die for this.
😂
he didn't die for something, he was murdered
+Kelvin Jones
No he died saving a child from his stupid mother, he died for a great cause.
L
+Joseph Robertson L for finding that funny
i was contemplating subbing but now i'm definitely gonna sub. great content, mate!
1:39 is that four dudes? Alright we need to get the hel...
3:00 he had a chance to say "That name doesn't ring a Bell to me" and he missed it
Close your other tabs before you record!
Jesse Lopez that was a Joke
It's a joke, Eugene.
It's was there to be Purposely funny
Jesse Lopez it's a joke
Eugene go away
I identify corn puff why isn't there a corn puff bathroom at McDonald's wtf
because they are sexist, I'm still waiting for them to make god gender toilet.
Sexist cunts, let's sue them for discrimination
There are definitely some things I would not encourage my daughter to be
"I dont want to make this a super long video"
Alright buddy
um, birdman, i think u forgot to close out some tabs bud
LAZABERZ 420 it’s a joke
im not completely sure but i think laz was being serious
at 17:29 birdman knew, he fucked up
tjm Melville yeah
tjm Melville he lionmakered himself🤣
I got 3/50 lol 😂
A friend of mine told me something yesterday and he has a point...
F: Do you know why is there a window in the kitchen?
ME: Why?
F: Cuz a women needs a point of view
That is like... one of the best feminists jokes out there :)))
I got 24/50 I am disappointment to family
you are
Me too
Yup
yes you are
Tyler TeamEnder you know what you must do..(hands gun)
My English Teacher would never refer to us as "hey guys", only "hey class", and was annoying as hell about it
"feminism isn't against free speech"
"movies need to pass our test to be released"
kill me
Birdman: tries to take feminist test
also Birdman: get's distracted by a random article ad
As a trans, I don't even think trans should go into the bathroom they want to be. Too many problems will come up and just common sense...
+5Star fucking logic lol
+Isaiah C exactly
5Star THANK YOU! At least someone has some common sense.
and iq higher then 60
Just add a third bathroom with the label “TRANSGENDER”
That's what my school does its not that deep
Ama Swan
It’s easy af
Or just let them go into the bathroom of the gender the identify with... A transgender male going into a male bathroom is just a guy... going into the guys bathroom...
11:27 no Birdman since our justice system works on the foundation of presumption of innocence then it is your moral obligation to not believe the accused is guilty without the necessary proof, if someone was charged with murder you wouldn’t just send him straight to prison without a fair trial and a chance to prove his innocence so why would you automatically think the person is guilty on a mere accusation, sexual assault shouldn’t be treated differently from other crimes like murder it still has to follow the lawful process so an innocent person isn’t convicted for a crime he didn’t commit
Ur either a fool or just plain deceitful
“I’m about to get mad lemme just settle down”
You know he wants to explode to half of these dumbass questions
Some are actually good though
Lemme catch my son being 42% feminist
Equal pay is not femenism. its communism.
Joseph would be proud.
wenator Z Actually, it's socialism.
Flare Blitz03
Well, if everyone earns the same money for every job, isnt that communism?
The word "equal" triggers that it's feminism though, right?
John Smith
yes, but i mean taht everyone gets payed the same for every job.. And i do think if the female is more effective when wrking than the male is she should be payed more
the 2nd tab caught my eye instantly
"I dont include Hey guys for when i greet a group of men and woman"
wtf even woman do that
"Hilary is supposed to win"
That didn't age well💯
I mean... she won the popular vote so it 50% made sense... kinda... maybe...
Yea, I watched this now and I was said oh this is a different year
@@crippleabatteries5031 yea it really confused me back then since I was 11 so the last election before that I was even younger to the point I was just being a little kid
@@abbysworld05 Yeah it was a crazy election too. We’re also apparently around the same age.
@EugeneWithM16 I know. But it should.
I got a f on my test
F
F
F
F
2:30 his second tab 😂😂
A four year old kid calls his 5 year old sister bossy.
Feminists: Target confirmed. Proceed with lethal force.
Last time I was this early this joke was original
The irony...
So this is your first time being early?
+Rahjan B Commenting how the joke is original, mocking it yet tons of other people have said the same thing
+Rahjan B whoops isnt
+Jin Kazama I beat the shit out of you in teken 6
HIS OTHER TAB HAS ME IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂
Yo Birdman just for the record I honestly think most people would rather have you upload longer videos 😂 at least I would. I don't think that if a vid is getting kind of log that you should shorten it
*long
shut yo hobly hobbly ass up boy
Birdmans dick ain't long
I feel you but a lot of people don't got time for longer videos or lose interest & shit, & they take longer to upload
I buy supper for my boyfriend all the time. We buy for each other when we have the money. It wouldn’t feel right to me to make him pay for everything
Shockingly that feeling doesn't exist with most woman
31 out of 51, apparently I am a decent somewhat kinda feminist...personally, everyone should do what they wanna do and live their life. The worst I've done to any feminists was accidentally call my transgender coworker a "she" because sometimes I forget. I just wanna live my life without someone stompin' on my day yknow?
I'm really craving a grilled cheese all the sudden, like so bad.
Alexis Lane did you get your grilled cheese
Now that you've said something, I fucking want one
Good for you.
Tell a woman to make you a sandwich
Alexis Lane get that fucking grilled cheese now
The only difference between Birdman N Optimus is that Optimus sounds depressed 🌚
i got shit for saying "good morning ladies" in room full of women during my internship..
Lol what were they even mad about
Nice 2nd tab you got there. XD
So troll^^