Breeding an Army of Lesbian Geckos
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
- A year of chaos and cloning with my tiny gecko army. They lays eggs and cannot stop. Join us for some lizard goodness, bioactive builds, some isopods, egg hatchings, and a plant filled ecosystem.
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TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!
SIR YES SIR
UNCLE BEN??!
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Jumpscare
169 likes ruined by me
Dude, great job on this one. The storytelling was on point!
thank you my friend i love your new turtle content
You guys should collab 😍
turtle
Please collab! It'd be the dream team crossover 🥰 huge paludarium/ terrarium for the geckos???
@@leafystreetthey're not fucking lesbian.
And they were terrarium mates
best comment on this video i've seen thus far
my God they were terrarium mates😮
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The editing was amazing in this video. Definitely felt like I was watching a documentary in some parts, but narrated by some guy who’s room has been taken over by small geckos who refuse to pay rent
They’ll pay if they learn I drop the food in
@@leafystreetyou should get a leo gecko. they are very low maintenance and like mealworms. they only can climb gripped surfaces.
@@shebadoge but they can't make me a lesbian army >:(
lol
@@physophy1277 but they like worms
@@shebadoge don't we all? I just want a tiny lesbian clone army 🤪
"Army of lesbian geckos" is not something i thought i'd hear in my lifetime but god these are so cute i wish i could have one as a pet
The determination to take care of so many is impressive
same
lol
cringe your the type of people with those pfps id expect to find anything with animals being LGBTQ "cute" get off the phone and touch grass
Love ur pfp #kratcy4life
KRATCY PFP 🗣‼🗣🗣‼🔥🔥
Turning the frogs gay ❌
Turning the geckos lesbian✔️
Slowly getting closer to the real zootopia
@@rafaelcruzs2uh oh
@@rafaelcruzs2 well, if the furries get a genie than yea
*whispers* they were lesbian to begin with
the ground water is turning the geckos lesbian!!
Congrats on the ever-growing lesbian gecko army. I hope I will be on your side when the inevitable gecko vs human war starts
well, no, they're for use in the growth ray, they will be the asexual's mounts into battle in denmark
WTH did I think that the geckos were fucking "lesbian" god help me please
THEY'RE NOT LESBIAN?!
@@RiverTheOtter-zq9ii They can reproduce by themselves so no need for sexualities including others.👍
@@bwanedeen289 What do y'all mean??
If just one baby escaped, and enough fruit flies escape the hands of death long enough for her to mature, she could create a rescue team to save her mothers! That's wild😂
not to mention the amount of open fish tanks for water and plants i have.. I think the escapees are going to be a little too ok
You getting all of this down, Pixar?
@@Naboorube the new generation land before time lol 🤣
@@Nabooru"Disney Presents, Finding Lesbi"
@@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE “The name’s Ann. Lesbi Ann.”
Finally, my UA-cam algorithm has calibrated to bring me the content I truly desire
queer reptiles 💪
@@sporeboar they're turning the friggin frogs gay! wait... those are amphibians..
Ayyyy, Queer Reptiles Gang 🖤
Queereptiles
same???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
They sound like very good friends. Roommates almost
Historians will call them gal pals
Y'all I'm wheezing! Thanks for this. 😂
they were roooommm materssss
“and they were roommates!”
Best of friends!
They live together, share bedroom, adopt stray dogs together, play in a softball team together, wear matching baggy clothes, have children together.
Just regular female roomies!
I saw the title.
I clicked.
Who wouldn’t?
*L E S B I A N G E C K O S*
Me
but you did?
@@catus-cactus
I'm a simple woman, I see lesbain gecko army and I click
I see lesbian gecko in name, don’t think, just click, simple life.
The biologist studying the invasive gecko problem 20 years in the future watching this video: Aaahh, so that's how it started
This thought popped into my mine too.
Hey dude, I work at a pet shop, and we use flies to feed our amphibians. If you tap the container on the ground while it is open, and before you close it, you can prevent many of the flies from escaping, and avoid crushing them under the lid when you close it. Hope this helps!
Another trick is to put the container in the fridge for a while as they slow down when they get cold making it a lot easier to handle them. This even works making it possible to handle the normal flying ones.
No! Stop! You're helping him! The Geckos will overrun us if you tell him how to make it work!
I love how genuine his relief was to find out the baby geckos were alive
@deagleninjano.. he was checking the tank and there was relief when he found the geckos alive..
9:18
vegan
imagine giving birth to yourself and then reproducing with your clone lmao
Finally, a new uptdate to incest
fellas is it gay to love yourself?
@@valorieya No it is gay to smash yourself
hell yeah
It's not even incestual at that point, they're literally just clones!
It's weird to think that this isn't normal for other people, here in se asia there are always gecko armies in almost all houses. Baby geckos are regularly born on my messy desk popping out cute little goofy lizards.
Hey, it beats the ants, roaches, and mice we fight in the states! Plus, yours are free, nontoxic pest control!
i wish we had geckos instead of roaches and ants 😅
I guess woman really dominated se asia
Same thing in Kenya too, they are literally everywhere and I’ve always loved it
same in Mexico
dude this is amazing. watching the geckos multiply makes me so happy and the videos are so well put together
Such a banger
thanks man, if you need 2 or 40 lmk
can i get one@@leafystreet
@@leafystreetwhat's the final enclosure called? And where can I buy one they look amazing
Put a Subaru Outback Hotwheel in the enclosure immediately.
Oh my God I'm dying 😂
And a Uhaul
don't forget a u haul
Never forget the uhaul
The Uhaul is this comment threads Alamo.
The geckos receiving regular map update is an indication of how much this developer cares
currently avoiding the lesbian gecko army draft
just say you are straight
Good luck comrade
We got a runner!
What did he feed the,?
@@Eggjuniorthefourth for his chameleon tank
hey, escaped lesbain gecko here...just letting you know youll never catch me.
these are so charming and cute, i loved the video of the babies hunting, it was a real wildlife documentary moment, you should consider doing more of that because the camera work and editing is on point!
This is amazing. I can't imagine how much work went into this and how long it took to bring a year's worth of footage down to 11min!
The way you narrated this video is what makes it so charming and easy to watch. Please go on to make mini videos you have a talent.
THE ARMY IS GROWINGGGG 💗
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🦎
*AOT theme in the background
fuck the army
This was incredible. Your storytelling. Your filmography. Your subject mater expertise. I’m blown away and can’t wait to see more. Well done
As a lesbian I applaud you for your efforts, I wish to oneway meet with your lesbian gecko army
Made the mistake of sorting comments by new, ya'll are too sensitive.
Faxs man the homophobics and "scientists" are going ham
Yea like that guy that is saying “i hope i die in my sleep” yada yada and that guy saying “why”. Yes. Just. “Why”.
Ppl don’t want to accept that homosexuality is found in nature. It proves their homophobia wrong
people when nature: 😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬
I love the lizard lesbian army content, but I also really wouldn’t mind more plant and terrarium content either
fuck him for making lizard lesbian keep them how god made them
Better than many of the nature shows on Netflix. Can't wait to see the next espisode.
Really do like your videos. Informative, sometimes hillarious and sometimes sad but with a few plottwists so thank you for taking the time to make these vids! Congratson your evolving army!
All of these camera shots were awesome! So excited for our lesbian gecko army to finally rise up. Looking forward to the next video!
Nice job, you found the Alphys gene
Now we just need the legendary Anime Fish
LMFAOOOOO
Undyne the Undrying@@Null82085
😊
She's at 5:23 @@Null82085
a fully grown man beating the shit out of the floor because a few flies escaped is something i didnt think i needed in my life
5:56 Dude, the gas station bathroom comment made me spit my coffee out😂😂😂😂
As a lesbain this is amazing but I never thought I would hear the term lesbain geckos
SAME
you had two chances. two. yet you still didn't spell it right😔
@@reyphobicI didnt even realize until u said it😩
@@161cjl real les bien moment here. 😂
@@clauvyuga
as the saying goes:
girls 🥹🥹🩷🩷🩵
You inspired me to get mourning geckos, I don’t have them yet but one day
Samee, I’m getting them with the materials to make a bioactive for them for my birthday
I think this was one of your best videos yet. Way to go. Great content (:
hey thank you so much
Your welcome
Jk
I love it too
LETS GO LESBIANS!!!
Thank you Lord Voldemort, I appreciate the support
Didn't know voldy was chill like that, thanks man
LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO!!!!
YESSSSSS
LORD GOD
I'm so glad I found this channel, it's been such a fun year sewing updates on these. Also I love the amazing macro shots in this video!
lol from what I've noticed the adult girls don't actually eat the babies once they hatch. They'll nip off each others tails or toes but the babies do a great job of hiding. However, the adults will crack open the eggs and eat the yolk of their own eggs and any other ones in there. I used to do flies twice a week and you don't need to put calcium on them. They get more than enough from their powdered food. Or you can mix some extra calcium in with their food. And I introduced flies to them about a week after they hatched. Sometime sooner depending on how fast they absorbed their yolk. You don't need to do anything except sit back and watch them hunt. They also like isopods which give them a lot of calcium. They just need to be softer shelled.
you're definitly right about enjoying the eggs. Not sure if you caught them moment where they laid on the wall, but that egg vanished within a day. Im almost 100% sure they made a nice meal of it
@@leafystreet 😂 probably did! I don't have my girls anymore, there were too many. I do remember that my original girl would eat all the eggs that the other girls would lay. Her name was Sappho and she had like 7 babies in the time I had her. She started popping them out as soon as she reached maturity. Her first 2-3 were infertile but soon all her babies were having babies so I just left the eggs in there and took out the tiny babies when they came out of hiding. Saph was the alpha though. Kept her girls in line and they knew not to mess with her. I made them each a little house when they were tiny cause even the hatchlings would fight.Chirping up a storm at each other and whipping their little tails. Lol there was this one little baby that got so excited by the flies she tried eating her sister's toe cause she thought it was one. 😂 they're so fast! I still have tons of videos and pics of them on my Instagram. They LOVE flowers, especially the hatchlings. I just used fake ones and gave them a really good clean before putting them in there. Sorry to talk your ear off, I just really love Mourning Geckos 😁
Wow, such good gal pals. Amazing besties. And they were even terrarium mates!
If you put the fly tubs in the fridge for 5-10 minutes before feeding time, it slows down the flies so they don't escape as much when you're trying to collect some.
Just tap what you need into another container, put the lid back on, and apply whichever powder supplement for the day's bugs.
Mourning geckos! Ive got a colony myself. They’re adorable, right!
Adorable and chaos. i love them so much, they so much fun to watch in the evening
@@leafystreetCan you teach them to skateboard? Give the ladies a tech deck or two. If the ladies can pop ollies out like they do eggs, it’ll be straight steeze trust me
This popped up randomly on my home page and I love it. I have subscribed for the reptile content I never knew I needed
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This video is of an absolutely insane quality. The editing is on point. The story is engaging. I love this so much
7:50 Gecko breathing 1st form:
...
"HANDSOFDEATH!"
Finally…. 100 Gecs
REAL
"I mean big boned..." 😭😭😭
Wow this is turning into an actual army of geckos! A very cute army!
I read the title and immediately knew that I would subscribe to this channel. They are sooooo cuteeee
as a lesbian i approve of this army
As an asexual I approve of this video
As a straight person I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
As a lizard, I also dig it
as a being, it is indeed good
as a i approve of this army
0:26 of course you failed that task. Everyone knows it goes in the square hole.
True
NOOOOOO
Where does the circle go? That's right it goes in the square hole.
Then the square is in the star
join me lesbians, for this could be our future too
it'll never work with humans, and you know that.
@@rcplaneprojectsandmore9499 Not with that attitude
@@nekuro5548 doesn’t matter what attitude you have it’s not physically possible and anyone who thinks otherwise is sick in the head.
@@rcplaneprojectsandmore9499 it's called a joke you scholar
@@lollygagger1 didn’t seem like it at all
I really really enjoyed this. Watched the entire video and I rarely have the attention span for that. Your editing + your voice and silly humor is fantastic. Great job dude 👏 Here's to 1000 geckos in your gecko army 😂
3:09 I think that's the reason why the geckos eat their young
Please get this guy 77 more gecs so he can be like the cool band
Kinda weird they eat their own clones. Imagine cloning yourself for a quick snack
Ngl, I would just for funsies.
if i was the clone, i would consent
Your voice is calming, the topic of the video is amazing, I love your editing, amazing video
aye thanks a ton
I really love this lil' lesbian community of geckos that you painstakingly took a FULL YEAR to film and produce. I'm almost curious if you've spent any time checking to see if you randomly get a male (although potentially useless/infertile, like you mentioned). The growth on that tank is gorgeous, and super great idea adding the springtails and isopods. Can't have bioactive without those little helpers. 🖤
THEY'RE JUST SO TEENY TINY I CAN'T FUNCTION
JUST LIL BABIES
Let the army grow
Awww. Sweet little behbehs! The maturation allowed for that show tank before you moved the ladies in was an inspired decision. Cant wait to see more.
Never thought i'd had this much fun watching lesbians geckos coming out.
tiny lesbian gecko army 👑👑👑
The Future the left want /pos
How lesbian
@@mateuszmolenda4823 its an inside joke
@@EmptyHeadspace_123 oh i though geckos are really lesbian, if it this will be kinda confusing😅
@@mateuszmolenda4823So they kind of are in a way. This specific kind of gecko, called mourning geckos, reproduces asexually through a process called parthenogenesis. They really only have females in the species, so essentially they decided they didn't need no man and started just having babies by themselves, with the help of other females to stimulate the egg laying process. They don't technically need that either, they can start reproducing without another tank mate as well.
5:23 "this jawbone I found" 🧐🧐
The Uhaul in your area must be booming in business!
Mourning Geckos are so cute, and such a fascinating animal given partho is possible in many reptiles and it still allows for evolution and genetic diversity even when the primary form of reproduction. Wild stuff, great vid!
So well done!! Filming, timing, musical score, narration, humor… you’ve got talent! … and a whole lot of Mourning Geckos!!
Lesbians. That's the only reason I clicked and I wasn't dissapointed
Thanks for the update! I'm glad that they're all doing good, the lesbian gecko army is growing, they're all healthy and happy. And they are so tiny it's too adorable my eyes cannot handle it 😂
I watch a lot of UA-cam but your content is definitely some of the most entertaining. You and your reptiles are awesome. ❤️
THE LESBIAN ARMY GROWS STRONGER EACH DAY!!
You did an AMAZING job on this editing! The Hands of Death part had me rolling 😆
0:10 No way browski actually censored his ass
crack gang
This got recommended to me out of the blue and I couldn't NOT click on it with a title like that! You told this story so well, I was grinning and enraptured the entire time. Great work dude!
Lesbian Gecko Army that name had me 🤣 Your story telling and vid is awesome, I never knew they didn't need males to breed I love geckos
I haven't been into herpetology since I was a teenager but this was awesome to watch. The story, editing, narration and camera work was better than it had any right being.
originally came for the title, but this is genuinely one of the most entertaining things i have watched in months
Everything about this was Amazing man! 23 in a year is absolutely wild, especially knowing you started with just 2! and yes, nature so freakin mind blowing! I love it! I absolutely love those enclosures you put together! WOOOO LETS GO TINY LESBIAN GECKO ARMY!❤🦎🦎 PS, hope you eventually find those runaways 😂
So glad to hear that the army is growing! This man has inspired me to get my own mourning gecko. My own little lady scurried out of her tank pretty quick when I went to go check on her, but I finally managed to lure her back in with some banana! I'm so glad my girl is safe, but I'm DEFINITELY gonna take some time to get her used to me and being handled.
I was scrolling trough my recommended feed just to find one video that I'd find even slitghly interesting, when I saw the title of this one I had to double check. Absolutely amazing. I went out to find bronze and came back with a gem
dude is one of us, one of the many who has experienced the traumatic video know as “one man one jar” my fellow, i wish you the best of luck on all of your future endeavors and i hope you remember to stay brave and heroic throughout the rest of your days
I can't get over how tiny the babies are!
Wtf my humor is so broken 0:46 was hilarious
im sorry but that screech at 10:47 I can feel your pain XD
Top tier content, adorable animals, great storytelling. Absolutely one of my favorite channels and an inspiration to me. Keep up the good work!
I love this so much. Their tiny toes are so freaking adorable.
Not even my firstborn child brings me this much joy.
That is definitely one of the titles of all time
Oh, man! I absolutely love your channel. It's so fun and entertaining to watch. You must put in a ton of effort to keep those adorable little creatures thriving, and it's amazing learning about them through your videos. Thanks so much! 😄
Dude! Your closet gecko video went viral and I saw it! As soon as you showed it here, I totally recognized the voice. I'm glad to see you are taking care of them, this is such a cool project.
0:37 lmao the shirt comment
This possibly has to be the greatest title ever on UA-cam. Not to mention the video was amazing, it was really cool watching the whole process.
1:02 HA! You fool! I, a time traveler, have traveled back in time to inform the first three members of the Tiny Lesbian Gecko Army about the surprise!
Taking care of geckos looks like a lot of fun☺
These geckos are the zucchini of lizards you get one thinking you’ll have only a couple then you have thousands
Omg yes. I grew zucchini last year and we had so many and they were so large that we had to ask around the neighborhood to get rid of them all.
imagine finding the little gecko eggs hidden in ur laundry one day
0:18 I hate that I get the refference
Same… it hurts man, it hurts
Trauma
✨ *BIOLOGY* ✨
1 man 1 jar
"At first they were afraid of the flies, or the massive ape putting in the flies." 💀💀
Making enclosures are so fun! Love yours!! They look great!