Archery Extreme: Ode To Joy!
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2020
- The Machine Bow is a reality. Finally. At last.
Freude schöner Götterfunken.
UPDATE: Here are some answers to all those suggestions and tips.
Angle adapter: Forget those, they create a ton of friction and you lose plenty of torque. Plus they really don't save much space.
Angle drills: Not enough torque.
Angle grinders: They lack the transmission, super high rpm but ZERO torque.
Counterweights: As I said in the video, the "bucking" comes from the draw resistance of the bow limb. If you remove the trigger sear, the whole contraption runs very smoothly.
The shooter has to hold the weapon AGAINST the rotation that cocks the string, that takes much force.
Add a second bow to compensate: This would only work if the second bow would be cocked at the SAME TIME, but directed downwards. But this won't work as the drill does not have enough power.
Ball bearings, teflon, and other fancy stuff: This is the Slingshot Channel, not the "High End CNC channel". I saw parts out from plywood, with a hand saw. Low tech rulez.
Mounting the mag from below: Possible, but how to hold the weapon then? Plus, why? This isn't a sniper gun that needs a scope. It is "spray and pray". - Наука та технологія
0% Brutality
0% Sexual content
100% German
Idk about no sexual content have you seen the viagra shooter hahaha
@@brandonyoung2248 whats that
jawohl!
I don't know man, Joerg is a pretty sexy man
100% german, 0% sexual..... does not compute...
imaging breaking into Joerg's house... a storm of arrows coming out of nowhere while hearing ''hahahahahahahahaha''
😆
moving target for his bows
goddamit man that shit is so funny
the last thing you heard is his Santa laugh
The last words that You heard "poor oponent, bye bye hahahah oh a few more shoots"
You sir are the greatest blacksmith in all of Skyrim.
The perfect mad scientist laugh is just a bonus.
1:50 “to make it full auto! I love my job!” That is when you know someone is happy with their work 😂
"Robber break in to Joerg's house"
*Joerg grab weapon*
Robber: wtf was that?
Joerg: let me show you its features, H a h a h a h a
ThisGalaxyCat the funniest comment I’ve seen all day!
@@jondoe9588 thanks!
Copied comment
in german*
@Quality Work Cleotas Berkley
4 days ago
The last thing the burglar hears:
"LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"
Imagine this guy during zombie apocalypse:
"hahaha, this is so much fun"
ha ha
“Poor zombies. Look at them ! Hahahahaha. “. I love this guy
Him and Daryl would be good friends
And to zombies: let me show you its features...
@@Glassesman-uy7jm Daryl would have been treated like a noob
9:34 his laugh both terrifies me and makes me want these things even more. As an enthusiast of such creations I find his laugh incredibly infectious.
When I saw the F.A.S.L.L shoot I couldn't help but smile, the look of the firing process is just immaculate.
"Full Auto Sliding Linstant Legolas"
All of history: There’s no such thing as a full auto crossbow.
Jörg:LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!
daniel Ocean Smith Jörg look it’s got a laser and light
I laughed a bit cause I remembered one of The Spiffing Brit's video.
Jorg: Hold mein bier!
Ever since using Edgar's auto crossbow ability in FF3 as a kid have I wanted one...
daniel Ocean Smith I think auto crossbows are illegal since they haven’t been made
The only guy who can bring a drill into a gun fight.
and be the only survivor.
He is the best inovater💪🏻
He is going to turn that poor man into a half gun.
@@4Degree Well he is German also, they are a pretty well accomplished group at innovation to be fair. An they have a historic tradition of being at the cutting edge of science.
Deffroad Celtaidd Celtic Awakening I think it was a joke
It is a joy seeing a man proud of his work.
This is like the NPC you have to find in a game to upgrade you weapons. Dudes even got the cool voice for it
Has to be secret NPC that shows up after the final boss fight, otherwise weapons made from him would've been too overpower and breaking the whole game.
How can someone even hate this man
That passion, that laugh.
Its too good to be hated
Fake people hate genuine people.
Fr
@@gtfkt so true
Jealous people
George is the coolest guy ever I would like to see a full auto knife throwing device.
Joerg is an international treasure, and he must be protected at all costs.
I'm pretty sure he can protect himself, but you're right.
he should be declared a UNESCO humanity's treasure
Who would attack him?
Or suffer the embarrassment of being taken down by a dozen pencils.
this man is irremplacable in case of Zombies apocalypse .....
From who
you taught me more about how friction works in 10 mins then school tried to teach me in forever.
school is a scam
@@tomdedekster2332 school is useful if you know what you want to learn. problems is. well who cares about what you wanna learn?
@lol Finished? 😝
Just kidding, but yeah i don't really see the value in schools and im a teacher worst of all.
School takes too much "filler" like learning french or catholics study or or sports.
But what u need is much less then that and it must be more, let us say to the point.
@@tomdedekster2332 its more like I wasn't thats good at physics and the concepts stop making sense when they started to teach me how electricity works.
Nope. You paid attention in this video. That's the difference.
Even with all of the movement it is SURPRISINGLY accurate. That is really, really impressive Sir.
Well, it does seem kinda bulky to be frank. I wonder if there's any way to make it more ergonomic?
@@ventex1352 always from my experience. We are all ergonomically different.
@@ventex1352 Building the engine into the side instead of pretty much duct taping a drill to it would definitely help ^-^
This is the exact kind of homemade weapon I'd expect to find in an abandoned bunker in a Fallout game
You can build it in Scum and load explosive arows XD
This weapon is in scum
Love the fallout crafts...
I swear I've seen something alot like these in the metro games
Or in Skyrim.
"No full Auto in the building!"
Joerg: "It's not full Auto, this is"
"thats not full auto ??"
“Damn, bro!”
Correction: Dayum bro!
That guy sounds like Scooter from Borderlands.
Alpha Adhito ah a fellow airsofter I see
Thousands of years after the invention of the bow, one man makes the final, true evolution of it’s design and brings the bow’s long journey of innovation to its logical conclusion. The full auto crossbow.
0:00
Swiss who cannot own illegal slingshots but can own fully automatic short barrel machine guns:
“Fully automatic short barrel machine guns”
If you can tell me the difference between full auto and the classification of a machine gun that would be great…
@@casheverett6300 I guess a machine gun which has been altered to only fire semi-auto?
That's because they can indeed regulate guns, but they really can't regulate who owns a slingshot since it's something so easy to obtain, so they just made it illegal, lmao.
@@armageddon845 the term machine gun means nothing just a slang term (now at least)
Single action or bolt is (pull triger once then move bolt handle)
Semi auto is (one trigger pull equals one bang)
Burst is (one trigger pull is 3 bangs)
And full auto is (hold down trigger and get many bangs)
Flame throwers are another oddity. You need a permit to own a gun, and you can't legally own most types of swords, but you can legally own a flame thrower and use it in self defense. What about combining them? A flaming arrow launcher?
Oh, or maybe arrows with a hollow shell filled with liquid nitrogen that are loaded into an insulated quiver to freeze targets from the inside out? Semi automatic ice arrows are totally legal without a permit.
The look on his face after he said “next step is to make it full auto” was priceless
Thats when i hit like 🤣
😂😂
I like the evil genius super villian laugh that follows. MuHAHAHAHA!
@@TheRugghead same
I immediately looked for a comment saying this, right when I heard that
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
*I'll take four*
I second
Matt Cook
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Did you knew ? When you pronounce FASIL in french, it means "easy".
Right
The 2020 GettoBow.
Let me show you it's features. Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow. Ha ha ha.
I love the stick prop lol. The perfect stick for the occasion
This is so awesome. The positive creative energy, the satisfying mechanical parts, the excellent explanations, the slow-motion... I don't know what to say.
Robber breaks into Joerg's house:
.
Joerg remembering the drill has a full battery: Ahawhawhawhaw
Everyone is gangsta until they hear "let me show its properties haha" from dark corner during breaking and entering.
@@halipatsui9418 you mean features...
*freude schöner götterfunken starts to play*
"Welcome to my house, let me show its features!" Muhahahaha
“Ode to Joy” starts blasting throughout the house.
"Let me show you it's features!"
The six most terrifying words in archery.
Um, actually, the 's in it's is technically another word (is) idiot.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@halfway_there6970 troll
@@halfway_there6970 💀
@@halfway_there6970 🤡
@@halfway_there6970 no
Your videos serve 2 awesome purposes, your chuckle are so entertaining, lastly your inventions are most certainly fascinating . You have my vote. I'd give an Emmy award for constantly amusing content in your videos. Thanks for sharing.
I’ve been loosely following your videos for several years. Your enthusiasm is as truly infectious as your laugh. Your inventiveness is ingenious. Keep up the good work and great attitude.
"little bit of shake"
*shakes the hell out of Joerg, who is the size of 2,5 normal man* :)
Zak that's called a 10 on the rector scale for normal sized guy LOL.
Yeah, but for a first prototype, this was kinda awesome lol.
Crew served cross bow
What's missing is a stock and maybe a front pistol grip
@Krzysztof Żak
i have tears in my eyes because for your comment, thanks man ;)
In summary:
**Says something bow related*
**Breaks into diabolical laughter*
7:20 Now that's what you call a pencil pusher.
1:49
@@spazbandicoot yep
his laugh sounds like the word diabolical
This is by far my favorite UA-cam video of all time
And they say Germans can't be funny. This man makes weapon inventing fun, tbh.
Who said Germans can't be funny...
Janne Wermter South Park reference.
@SuperSmashyfication either this or very dumb and unfunny
~They only funny when making weapon..just wait they become super funny..they conquer Europe again
Inventing weapons was always fun
Science lessons delivered with large dose of laughter.
So true
I read it as slaughter
The way science should be delivered
*physics
Large dose of features
The spigot mortar could be a great inspiration for you and your full auto version, since the piat has the power to re-engage its spring after each shot. Can't wait to see it! You make really neat designs.
Freaking love this guy. His joy and passion working on these projects is so infectious.
"look at the size of this it's only as small as my hand " bruv I'm pretty sure your hand can hold my head like a tennis ball
Like a golf ball
What do you have Zeka virus?
This guy really enjoying his job makes me happy.
Dude is a trained economist too. What a champ!
@@CP-jk3tc Holy cow. I assumed he’s a mechanical engineer.
Me too honestly. You can tell he loves doing this, and I'm sure that makes him better at doing it too.
This was the best scientific based video I've seen in weeks, amazing craftsmanship, great ingenuity, I want one of each my guy!
ATF daily concern raise as each time Joerg’s uploads a video
CLIENT: I need one of your finest crossbows
JOERG: Gonna need some ID first
CLIENT: *shows ID
JOERG: Oh ok, I have automatics here Mr. Van Helsing
@Adventure Inc WITH PURGE SEASON DISCOUNTS! What are you waiting for? Bring the whole town to Joerg's!
*Crossbows and arrows each sold separately*
I was just thinking about that scene. That is awesome
*Burglar breaks into some house in the woods. Falls over as the lights turn on*
Sprave: "Ooouh ! you must be a *very* unlucky fellow. Hahahaha. Here. Let me show you it's features. ^^"
Burglar: "D:"
12:41
Sprave: Poor opponent HAHAHAHAHA
😂
With Joerg and the victim laughing his last breath off lol.
I love how straight it shoots, even with all that recoil. Really cool invention. PS, love the channel, Im so glad I found it!!
I have watched this repeatedly and I can’t get over how Insane this invention is! I love it!
Vampires everywhere shudder when they hear the whispered words: "let me show you its features!"
perfect!
This guys laugh is actually disturbing yet kinda wholesome in a weird medieval way.
* brain damage *
That's a cool idea, man. I'm glad that you have so much fun doing these devices. Thanks for sharing bro.
I didnt know that my cousin was also a fan of your channel. We often imitate your voice while drinking. Two drunk Americans half way across the world: "lEt Me ShOw yOu iTs fEaTuReS".
You're a legend man lol
I imagine this dude in the wasteland just cracking up, laughting whilst shooting this crazy automatic crossbow.
I'm sure there's a mod for that lol
Only thing that would make this even more overpowered is a clip that he can drop in, but that rubber band roller might jam with something sticking up on the back of it.
“Look how small zis drill is, only ze size of my hand”
*holds up bear paw
Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Like the snack or the aninal
Ze, zis? He doesnt talk like that.
He does
*coffee spew* 🤭🤣
Jorg ....what absolutely an amazing engineering brain you have...never ceases to bewilder...simply the best 💯
I really enjoy your ingenuity and you're followed through the way you enjoy Yourself in the end it's just heart lifting, thank you.
I can hear it already. "German mad scientist invents automatic assault bow with detachable high capacity clipazines"
"Clipazine"
Are you a fellow nerfer?
Mainstream media : Government disarm the citizens to smooth the transition to socialism .
UA-cam: sure ya will .
Shit, im dutch. Should i consider moving to the states? Just in case
@@HvV8446 don't. Your freedom would be safer moving to Canada.
@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 yeah, hadnt thought about that, might be safer indeed. Thx for the heads up👍
In the next episode: Full auto balista with a tractor engine.
That's cool but pvo shafts are dangerous as hell
Hahahaha poor opppnent
I was gonna say don't give him any ideas, but I really need to see this. We KNOW he CAN.
ah ha ha ha ha
Yeah! Operated by the tank giant robot
Crossbows and physics lesson at the same time. Brilliant!
Woah. Engineering is so impressive. I don’t think I would ever use this even if I had it but the idea is amazing. Makes me want to build!
Imagine showing up to battle in medieval times when a madman with an alien artifact starts shooting dozens of arrows at you while yelling:
"Ha ha ha ha haa!! Let me show you the features!!"
AJAJAJAJ
Thought of the same thing XD legendary
John Wick: "I can kill a person with a pencil"
JoergSprave: "I can kill many more with my full-auto pencil crossbow--Let me show you its features."
John Wick: "Here's all my gold coins. I'll take all you got."
Clearly John Wick is his Biggest Fan!
Can you Imagine seeing *THIS* in John Wick 4!!!!
lil cameo from the Legendary Jorge Sprave & his store!
Wondering if they Armor Piercing *HB4* Pencils?
The crossover everyone needs
What a fantastic comment
One of the best replies I've seen in awhile. I just wrote a similar comment. (in the way of, scenario-building, that is)
Don't forget the devastation of smaug, John!
Thank you for your production explanation that solved the related problems I encountered in my work.
This is beautiful! Great job. It's like watching a man make a chair and seeing him sit in it so well
8:13 A masterwork of engineering and design... propped up by a twig.
Never change Joerg. Never change.
This guy makes me laugh so damn much, I can't stop.
Didn't even notice, that made me laugh even harder
@@whocares110 he is simply so authentic, that makes me happy
His mad genius laugh is the purest form of joy. This man is a treasure.
hes a wonder of this world, the mad scientist version of bob ross
This has got to be the coolest thing I've seen on UA-cam in a long, long, time!!
seing a business man/designer/manufacturer geek out at his own products and work is very wholesome and cool, i wish I coudl buy his products
“I love my job....”. We love it too.
I can imagine him laughing while he is killing people with his machine bow . "Ha ha ha poor opponent ".
If he in anime he going to be the villain
XD
Hahahahaha
next Shooter game should be with his voice and laughing...
Hi Joe
I am one of your fans all the way from Iran ?!
I do really appreciate your high creativity.
Keep going man .
it was really fun watching you creating a unique style/variation of crossbow in every videos you make hope you'll make a more compact semi-auto crossbow in the future more power and enjoy
Time stamps for his laugh
0:17
0:37 hehe lazer
0:44 bang
0:52
1:10 ehe
1:40
1:51 Ful oto
5:20
6:47 oopsie
7:26
8:47
9:29
9:35 its so much fun, i agree
9:40 what a hailstorm of arrows
10:39
10:46
10:51
11:11
11:28
12:20
12:26 humble laugh
12:43 HaHaHaHa Poor opponent
13:00 Fire starter
13:06
13:33
14:17
14:21
14:25 waves goodbye
14:27 poor target
A man worthy of the biggest waste of time reward although I did enjoy it
His laugh is just a .wav file edited in the video every 10 seconds
Are you friends with the JRE timestamp guy?
Hahahah
that was way more entertaining than I expected, thank you for this
Robber: Breaks into joergs house
Joerg: *loads IKEA pencils*
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURE
Ha ha ha ha ha haaa
MR. Chalam stop big smoke
Brings a whole new definition of "Fill Him Full Of Lead"!
YA I’m crying after reading this
Sir, this is the most amazing diy project i have seen..looks quite complicated but works great..lots of love from India.😊
The way he laughs… he’s definitely imagining taking over the world with his inventions.
He's the German engineer meets heavy from tf2
Oh man, his laugh is amazing.
god don't remind me of those fan fictions
He’s like medic, engineer and heavy all in one person
@@Sketchy_Dood MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC! "hahaha" LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
German Davinci of weapons
Customer : So what types of crossbows do you have in your store?
Him : HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA....
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
Hahahahahha..hahahha
HUAHAHA HA HA HA
I was looking for this comment hahaha
Hahahahahha....
I found this once befor... im so glad i watched more . You got to can the laughter and sell it . A skin balm that insites archery joy...
This dude is nuts, I always enjoy seeing his videos turn up
Experts: "You just can't make a powerful automatic crossbow."
Joerg Sprave: "Hold mein bier!"
Ja voll
copied
"Halt mal mein Bier!"
XDDD
No shit!!
When he says “Let me show you it’s features!”, it warms the viewers heart
Joerg Joestar everyone
Jotaro!
Dare dare yaze
I see two JoJo
JoJo References are inescapable
i never thought i’d see someone fire a full auto crossbow and needed to control its recoil. engineering at its finest.
Thoroughly enjoyed this video and learning about how it works thank you for sharing👌
This man seems genuinely content with his life and what he does for a living. Very bright character!
The you laughing is the best part good luck dada (big brother )
"look at this drill, only as long as my hand"(forgets to say he has hands like shovels)
he doesnt need a 80lb counter weight. 80lb - weight of bow - [weight directed in counter rotation / 2]. Like how an modern recoiless SMG workss
@@TheBelrick could you give an example smg?
@@NuclearLama Some Vectors or just a P90 has just less recoil!
there's a wound on his hand, probably not covered by satety t-shirt
Really glad you finally find the way to make your ideas to real and functional devices...You deserve it,! Keep your funny brainstorming job, and go on producing videos, for our great pleasure....
I am a machinist...been one since 1997 and I have worked with many engineers...I'm all in with Joerg. He would be a joy to work with...he knows what he wants to accomplish and can explain it in a way that even a lowlife blue collar D.A.C. like me can understand. Very Impressive Man.
He is the dad we all want, Admit it.
Woodworkers make the best dads
@@A-G-F- not woodworkers, a true rambo/john wick blooded engineers should do the trick.
Nahhh, cool tho but not as a father.
Id honestly just be happy with a dad period
@@justaninternetfool451 That's sad man, but look on the bright side - my dad was an asshole. Chin up!
I'm waiting till they release
_Counter Strike: JoergSprave._
Fr lol
CSJO
oh yes
More like Counter Sprave : Joerg's offensive
Airzooka is op!
Nice
I LOVE your channel sooo much!! Sir, you are awesome and make engineering fun!!
Absolut Genial ... Immer wieder geil ...die Videos von Jörg Sprave sind unfassbar unterhaltsam
This guy with his ideas is scarier than someone with an RPG
I can agree with you sir
Full auto RPG helt fed or huge magazine
@@lesgoshooping6695 M134 that shoots RPG rounds
There's a saying that goes like this: The greatest minds are the most demented
@@liamtice8794 Jürg can make one, full auto on wheels, made out of plywood
This guy is the type of teacher you look forward to having in the day when going to school
I actually had a shop teacher in high school who was just like him LOL, except he was Scottish. But same personality, looked just like him, and the exact same laugh LOL. Picture Joerg standing beside a band saw and saying (in a Scottish accent but the same timber of voice) 'Let me show you why this tool is so dangerous HAHAHA'.... LOL
@@PapaWolf lmao :D i wish i had teachers like that in school
@Major Tom my machining instructor at college would knee you in the balls if he caught you doing something stupid at the lathe, such as standing with your hands in your pockets, or messing around. Top teacher though, you learned very quickly to treat the machines with respect.
I actually thought, while watching, this guy would be a great teacher. The students would love and slightly fear him... or be terrified of him - the perfect teacher/student relationship.
This guy needs to teach shop class lol
Oh what a GLORIOUS DAY, another brilliant invention from mother Europe, the instant Legolas, tears of joy falling down from my face... Thank you sir !! Your inventions are like stories untold !!! Odes written by pencils in the wind !! Hail !!! 🥲🥲🥲
I love your full auto crossbow! You are a genius!
Each passing second of this video is another step in it's descent towards madness
THIS GUY HAS THE MANLIEST LAUGH IVE EVER HEARD
thanks for blessing my feed 😌
Cam you just imagine what chaos he would make if he were in mediaeval age...
Where is makita in mediaval age🙈
"hahaha, arrows go brrrrrrt"
I just imagined Robin Hood with this thing and that story was very short
well modern machinery wasn't available that time and rubber bands I'm not realy sure when it was invented so...
He would have been not eable even to reach his actual age, if you can get to 30 years old in medieval age you are pretty lucky
No time to invent anything lol
Love this video and your personality - very enjoyable content! Keep it up!
You are the modern-day DaVinci when it comes to these crossbow designs
I was almost sure that he couldn’t add more arrows. I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.
Now he needs a drum magazine
This needs a turret and the instability is no longer an issue
Rohypno tist just have another upside down on the bottom and the forces from both cancel out.
@@carl9022 big brains optimize
Give him a week
a turret mod of this would be awesome, some small bipods would already fix it i guess.
but it's already insane :D
You mean a bipod?
I actually thought of this idea many years!observe!not the full auto but the compensation of muscle power using a drill machine but my idea involved using the drill to be able to make incredibly strong bow including heavy pull weight but your F.A.S.I.L do sure thing break any limit in genius design ,top of the line ,ground breaking and heavy metal gadgets.u rock man .I am a true fan if anything you post and most of all I enjoy the heartly warmth that your laughing spreads*lifting my hat *😅
All I can feel is joy watching this man