Mosasaurs Beware!
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Inspired by: stroggtank.devi...
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Pneumatic spear guns are fearsome weapons. Compact, lightweight and crazy powerful!
Based on "stroggtanks" great piece of art, we made six shot monster spear gun that fires all six spears on the pull of a single trigger! The heavy steel spears weigh about 3 pounds altogether and throw the big archery mat down every time.
Made from six unaltered Cressi SL55 spear guns that are bundled up by means of a wooden rig, the Mosasaur Hunter 2000 is a lot of fun to shoot.
Also, some more bonus material including new tests with the rubberaulic press!
A "The Slingshot Channel" Production.
Why I watch this channel?
1% for weapons
99% for hahaha
okay
Nah i watch for -LET'S ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES-
Nein! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Let me react this ,kk kk kkk😂😂😂
EXACTLY
*Attacker* : "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!"
*Joerg, with a wide grin on his face* : "This is my Mosasaur Hunter 2000. Let me show you its features."
+Aramiro
Three pounds of sharpened steel designed possibly for defense against sharks. That poor sucker's gonna be made into a wall decoration.
XD lol, fire!
You forgot is laugh
Aksel hein The attacker wouldn't have heard it anyway.
That would be the last thing he hears.
You're a giant, happy, fun loving, mad scientist, freelance, oddball weapons inventor who belongs in a video game.... And I love it... I just freaking love it.
Brett Prior Look up Metro Helsing gun. It looks exactly like this gun. But smaller and easier to hold like a rifle instead of a minigun.
In it hes funny crazy
Best description of this guy ever.
One of Most Humble white Guy i ever seen, god bless you Funny Uncle
He is like Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2
The boggie man checks under his bed for Joerg at night
Best comment
The boggie man? He from a swamp?
Hahahaha
The boogie man probably has nightmares about his laugh.
@@CrudeConduct666 damn man mad my day
The best thing about your videos is that you really look honestly happy, not overenthusiastic, just happy.
Thats cause hes doing things he enjoys doing. not making youtube vids to make money .even if he does i feel hes dling it for his own pleasure and enjoyment not to make others Happy. But he does that also with out even trying. Hes just a good natured guy with a great imagination.
when you see a man this size, being pushed back by the recoil.... you know that that thing is powerful AF hahaha
"AHAHAHA" (quote)
This guy would survive any apocalypse. His intellegince , speech, and crafting are at level 100.
and strength
I'm sure he would take down many enemies, but someone will eventually get him. He is guaranteed to drop extremely rare loot.
Haha lvl 100001
Unless the earth explode......not very he bail a space craft and escaped to mars and colonize it....heck yeah.
@@whichDude w r o n g.
Some artist: *posts a spoof gun concept online
Joerg: “How does it work? Never mind, I’ll figure it out myself.”
And later I'll show the artist its features
Hahahaha
@@amithasanarpon2527 made me laugh, have a cookie XD
@@amithasanarpon2527
Lol
this mans laugh makes my life better
Ian Bailey He's just so jolly and it makes me smile every time he laughs.
Ian Bailey I knowww. I'm so happy watching these 😂😊
Same here we need more people like him around
Robber *sneaks in his house* , *Joerg pops up from behind* "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!!!" *The screaming can be heard miles away*
I wish he would upload that
Robber sneaks in his house , Joerg pops up from behind "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
Kenny Marshall *his laughing is also heard overpowering the screaming*
hahahaha "THANKS AND BYE BYE"
I died at this comment 🤣🤣
his laugh sounds merry and evil at the same time , how can that me ?
Victor Charlie cause he sounds humble, but when you see him holding something so lethal, you know why he's laughing
Rockin' Saint I wish that was the only reason. Then I could laugh like that too
I like the way you laugh
Cheers my day up
In carl from slingblade voice "I like the way you laugh too mmmhhm"
Yes me too as well also
I love the way you laugh
He can be a bad guy in the next James bond movies let say Hans Gruber in the die hard.
His laugh cures the deepest depression.
The laugh's deep vibration ceumbles your bones,turning them to dust
Captain Firepower If you're a mosasaur who lives off of robbing people, yes. Yes it would.
He enjoys his work.
As well as the deepest wounds
cures depression, turns boys into men and persuades the undead to stay in their graves.
"Let me show you its features." should be the new "Say hello to my little friend."
98 have signed. Let's get to 100
make that 99
Agreed
Man, I just love this guy's laugh
Sounds like a supervillian.
same HA HA HAH XD
Mile Fapfap HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
Imagine him as Santa Claus, it's the perfect laugh :D
+Andreas Hansen It's Christmas time HO HO HOOOOO
When Joerg says "let me show you its features" and then laughs, that just makes me happy.
When someone shoots him. “Ouch. You got me! HAHAHA!!!
My turn! HAHAHA
LET ME SHOW YOU THE FEATURES!!!!!HAHAHAHA
ONE LAST SHOT, BANG! HAHAHA
Hahah
HAHAHA! is the last thing you hear if you shoot him
His laugh is awesome because it sounds like the Heavy's laugh from Team Fortress.
Oogwe, Chase, And squirtle RES Turtles
He IS the heavy!
TurtleMan0811 Kian L. he needs a medic
-he's ripped, check
-he's got a russian accent, check
-he's got a cool laugh, check
this guy could be slapped into TF2 as a skin for heavy and no one would notice the difference
Robot Plays not russain accent, but we do have a German accent. which is about as cool if not cooler.
Rafael Moreno so a "that area" accent
which means is really cool.
Man we should set a patreon page to get this dude a basic slow motion capture camera! Stuff like the chicken leg and blanks under that hammer thing would look awesome and be a great addition to his already superb content
May I point out that this man is literally the HEAVY from tf2
i am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon let me show you its features its name is the mosasaur hunter 2000 it fires 6 spears all at once impaling the target and has a chance to penetrate more than two targets at once
*scenes change to heavy shooting*
HAHAHAHA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
It’d be funnier if he were Russian, and always wore one of those shoulder ammo belts for show
I wanna hear him talk about his "sandwich"
deviculous's rostrum I never put two and two together
Tf2 should launch a minigun that shoots spears and its called "Mosasaur hunter 2000"
His laugh should be a meme
Dark Enforcer I think it already is and has been for a long time
I think you can make a "Joerg sings Vitas"
The laugh in slow motion... epic
Dark Enforcer it my message tone
“Let me show you its features”
How to rob Joerg's house:
Step 1: Don't even think about it
Step 1: Dont show up, it will rob him of his fun.
Joerg: I kill you one thousand different vays. .ha ha ha
or let me show you its features hahahahahahah
MMMH, this will go in the soup tonight
The last thing you'd hear before your arrow-through-the-head-chest-and-stomch death would be a hearty *"LET ME SHOW ITS FEATURES HAHAHA!"*
He's so jolly, I fucking love him
_-E P I C-_ ghjhjkj
But at the same time, he could kill you at any second.
_-E P I C-_ than your gay
says fish car key... Lol jk
I learned 3 phrases from watching these videos:
"Let me show you what I came up with"
"Let me show you its features"
"HAHAHAHA"
Now somebody should go make a T-Shirt
Mosasaur:I AM THE MOST POWERFUL SEA CREATURE!
joerg: let me show you its features!
Mosasaur: OH HELL NO!
I laughed too much at this
NO NO NO NO, OH HEEEEELLLL NO!
germany is highly advanced in weaponary
Shreyash pradhan dangerously advanced
It is 😂
@@soderium6729 jojo?
Doitso no kagakuwa sekaiichi!!!!
Frederick Redbeard it's proud of him!
Praise be to this man for showing as all how to shoot sharp objects and light things on fire.
us*
Erik Redeker indeed
If Joerg is a teacher
The student have 2 choices
To behave or Joerg show you its features
That sounds a lot rapier than I think you meant it to
@@Jacob-ge1py "Ha Ha Ha Ha" o_o
The students have one choice: behave
German kinder do as theyre told! lol
Joerg show you his features ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Finally someone sees it like I do ha, I love that catchphrase and how he says it, makes me think of a perfect bond villain proud of his new weapon...
I picture he's got bond trapped and is proudly showing off his new weapon turns to bond and say that
JoergSprave: "Next I vill make thee gatling nuke, HAHAHA!"
Se german accent xD
zee gatling nuke*
I subscribed only because of his laugh... contagious!
Lucia Pineda i can only hope to have his laugh one day, its oddly charming
Lucia Pineda same
He's a man who's joy is to create weapons.
Lucia Pineda 420th like give me kush.
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES! :P
This guy is prepared for a zombie apocalypse
High Rum yeah zombies wil probably run from him
High Rum I think he more prepared to do an apocalypse of his own.
Dude he's prepared for any apocalypse
Or sharknados
High Rum ik
We need Jörg as a Video Game companion. Hed just run around going HAHAHA and killing things with improvised random weapons.
Fallout 4 Joerg Sprave companion mod. YES!
@@bigg_texas44 also skyrim!
@@rivahoukes1554 why do i feel like he was the creator of the super sledge and the power fist?
@@bigg_texas44 cause he would he crazy enough to put a jet-engine on a hammer
Noooo, he is too nice to kill ;-;
1:16 MEET THE MOSASAUR HUNTER 2000! *laughs maniacally* , *shoots weapon* , *laughs louder* L E T M E S H O W Y O U I T S F E A T U R E S !
With that beard, that gun and that laugh he definitely looks like the Heavy from Team Fortress 2
he made a video parodying "meet the heavy" a while back
the bold head as well lmao
Haha please link me to that vid
I am heavy slingshot guy... And this is my slingshot...
My slingshot is not my gun, my slingshot is my weapon. A gun is for fun, a weapon is for killing people
Now that's some Dead Rising combo wep shit right there
It is, lets be honest
‘Putting spears in a leaf blower’
A professional shut-in you desu kawaii
When you try to beat up this guy the last thing you will hear is *Let Me Show You Its Features*
drops soap in prison
HAHAHA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
Well legends say his laughter follows you down the path to hell
"Let me show you YOUR features."
as he starts pulling your insides out in front of your eyes.
HA HA HA HA!
All this variations of "robber enters house - let me show its features HAHAHA"...
They never get old. HAHAHA
United States goes to war with Germany, Germany sends in Joerg against a whole U.S Army, "AND FIRE, this is so much fun i can do this all day"
Cat food carnage
Ibperkins23 good thing they and America are pals
Ibperkins23 lol
Rip murrica, you only wanted Germany's oil...
Purity fbi no oil in Germany, idiot
German gun laws: why do i hear boss music
@Adam Richard dont say it too loud, you never know...
@Adam Richardi get the joke but slingshot laws already exist in germany
he looks so happy this is so pure
just a man playing with some weird bow / crossbow laughing in the woods
haha
He's an oversize child gleefully making his 'toys'
Not creepily worded at all
*"I am heavy slingshots guy, and this is my weapon... LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"*
2:53 His laugh man... lmao
Hilarious!
Sounds like a faint moaning behind his laugh xD
he's got that friendly evil genius thing going for him
man I was just thinking that, he's genuinely joyous. my mother said "he's like an evil santa"
I love that😅. After every demo he does, there's this really satisfied laugh. its hilarious.
2:55 that slow mo cackle is golden
Well it will terrify Satan
"And todays extra content is this chicken leg" lol the content I've been waiting for.
Here we have this chicken leg, which may look harmless but it may attack at any time so we must DEAL WITH IT.
I nearly died.
Ya he doesn't trust it...maybe roosters attacked him when he was a child? Psychological scarring...
imagine being executed by one of Joergs home made weapons, ouch! and then hear him laugh xD
Daniel Mafile'o best way to go
"let me show you its features! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah"
Daniel Mafile'o lol
Daniel Mafile'o I can't think of a better way to die! HA HA HA HA HAAAA
you cant laugh if yr executed
I love your reference to the hydronic press channel.
Yeah, they collaborated (kind of.)
hydraulic*
hoodrulic"
His wife comes home every day and just hears maniacl laughter from the garage and just thinks "oh boy how many watchlists is jorg my sweet on?"
I'd rather just get shot than get hit by that
Mr.DErpZWaTERmELonZ you would die quicker from the bullet
Mr.DErpZWaTERmELonZ Yeah, I'm sure you will,COD kiddie.
I mean... six deep wounds in a radius like that. no matter where in the torso it hits, you're losing something vital.
I agree but your dead either way one is when you may have a small hole the other when you are ripped to shreds by harpoons
this man should be in the next bond movie as the guy who designs all the inventions
he should also be EVERY NPC EVER IN EVERY GAME !!!! who gives you your weapons or upgrades them :D
And his intro script is always "This is __________! Let me show you it's features! HAHAHAHAHA!" 😂😍
If I made a game around the middle ages, 100% would be the master black Smith. The last mission would be escorting him to the capital to save the kingdom with his master craft weapons.
The mission would be kind of a bust for the average player, but if you have seen the sling shot channel it would be hilarious.
As you escort you don't get to do much, ambush happens after ambush happens and Joerg just grabs invention after invention from his cart.
"Let me show you its features HAHAHA"
Deadliest looking weapon you made to date. Nice.
what is with the dragon Killer? xD
what abou the chainsaw firing slingshot?
What about the elephant killer?
How can you dislike this man? This man is an absolute legend!
Robber breaks into his house
JoergSprave: "This is my slingshot, let me show you its features!"
Robber: 😨
This is one guy you dont want to rob
Everyone says this. There's a comment that is the same as this on every one of his videos.
Joerg, you understand you now have to make a drill powered Gatling gun out of those now :p
that's what I thought it was going to be
maybe with 12 instead of 6 though
a big gun, six cylinders firing six spears a piece..
Agree
Gatling spear gun, go for it!
We need a Skyrim mod with his voice being that of the dragon at the beginning of the game. Lol
This is awesome. I love how he laughs his ass off every time he fires it. Hahaha
Does he have like a shed full of ultra lethal weapons or something
There's a weapon to kill Thanos, one to turn Cthulhu into a vegetable, one to torture SCP-682 till the end of time, one to sew Godzilla to an asteroid, and one to make Jesus kneel.
All homemade.
Would it be surprising if he did.
@@yueshijoorya601 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even when I'm just sitting down watching this on my iPad in the safety of my own home, I'm still like,"Holy crap, don't you point that thing at me."
Joerg laughing in slow motion is a small joy to the world, this jolly engineer is so wholesome
I think the "joystick" is just a fixed handle, like your slingshot handles are shaped to fit inside your hand as well, and kind of look like a "joystick"
Exactly. Also, the red button on the top is a thumb trigger.
Yes, and since the other handle is on top, the original design has better handling than the Joerg one, more comfortable to carry as both hands are at same height.
I think this is the man under the Catarina armor.
To your honour! My sword and our victories together!
I can toast to that.
Rubber-powered Zweihander
"No, you should have waited!"
"I am Siegsprave of Catarina. I'm in quite a pickle, but no worries! Let me show you it's features!! HAAA!!"
"Let me show you its features." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :) love your trademark!
Your unapologetic laughter is one of the best things about your videos sir .
say hello to my little Friend. Let me show you it's features.
"HA HA HA HA!"
I love his laugh, pure happiness and you can tell he loves what he does.
Your laughter is awesome. Cannot hold mine when I hear it :D
Danke schön for your videos from Russia, man! 👍🏼
2:50 - 2:57 Are you sure YOU aren't a mosasaur in disguise? That slowed down laugh is monstrous haha
2:50 close your eyes and listen to the sounds of Satan laughing as tortured souls howl
crassrocker5 that’s cute
Oh Jesus im not sleeping tonight
4:36
that is one VERY satisfying clang
happy like child after evry shot :) great
dude, that fatwood slingshot sounds awesome, it's not suspicious enough to be considered as a deadly weapon in most cases which would make it great for a all in one survival tool if it was big enough, stick a bunch of assorted bits into the handle and just carry that around and since you'll probably have some ammo when you get bored and if you're proficient enough you can use it to hunt, or for basic self protection, and if you need to start a fire then shave off a few bits off the lower part of the handle, you're in a survival situation anyways, you can make do with a less-than pretty slingshot
Mate, you are amazing! You should be a character in the new Borderlands!
Every time he points it towards the camera, my head goes sideways instinctively lol
😂
when will call of duty zombies pick up his ideas? lol
Coming back and watching these as an adult 8 years later is more fun than first time🤣🤣
Who else think Jörg and Lauri ( HPC ) would get along great?
We just did a collab.
+JoergSprave
Yes, I mean meeting up in person.
+JoergSprave come to Kentucky in April or October and visit the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot. I think it would appeal to you. and if you do, please let me know. would be a pleasure to meet you. God bless Y'all.
JoergSprave, You remind me of what Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2 (game on Steam) would look like if he were real.
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oh... hehe
The fact that he almost fell over and starts laughing just scares me
Germans XD
The laughter after every shot,,,, I need that for text message notifications!
I am heavy weapons guy *puts hand on mosauar hunter 2000* let me show you its features
Lol
They think they can outsmart me... maybe... maybe... but l am also a mechanical engineer...
Joerg: **get shot in the middle of robering**
Also joerg : *hahahahaha you got me bro!!!*
Joerg* now see this? Let me show you its features as a reward....HAHAHA
Someone: *attempts to rob his house*
The last thing they hear:
Haha..... let me show you its features
You are literally the happiest man I've seen.
Holy shit! That's amazing!
aww yeah iz awesome xD
I like you.You are always in the cancerous videos I stumbled upon.ODS especially.
I see u fucking everywhere
There are a lot of Clorox accounts. I've seen one with 50 subs, one with 1k, 25, etc.
Joe #2 Clorox's secret advertising technique?
really fun to watch! His laugh is PERFECT!
Holy Shit Joerg Sprave, my goodness you have actually impressed me!
are you new here?
+Kenneth McCarty you could obviously see that based on his comment.
Being sarcastic. Joerg always has good videos.
when you even point that at the camera. it scares the crap out of me. ha ha ha ha.
"Get out of my house! Or else! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hello and welcome to The Slingshot Channel. Last night someone tried to steal from me, but I shot him. I don't know what to use him as, but now I do. Let me show you what I came up with" **Shows slingshot from bones**
"Meet he Bone Splitter slingshot. Let me show you it's features"
ditc210 "End tidee Wii hab JoergSprave weet a nyuu sleenshat. Lit chick eet awt"
Joerg:Do you want me to show it's features
Taras:Yeah, Let chick eet awt
LOL. That moment where the comments on your comment, are better than the comment and improve its quality immeasurably. Thanks guys. :-)
Don’t upset this guy
xargon wars I’m pretty sure you literally couldn’t upset this guy, he’s somehow so jovial 100% of the time
It is like a minigun mechanic. It should roll and fire rapidly
Harpoon guns typically have two things that prevent that rope (easy to ignore), and muzzle loading(not so easy), would be bad ass to see Though
I love how this guys is just having fun with what he made. it's so cool
I watch your video not to see your air gun but to hear your dramatic laughing HAHAHAHAHA u are always HAPPY. TQ dude
I love when he says let me show u its features
HAHAHA. I know that many people watch this guy for his laugh for sure. HAHAHA
2:50 Joerg's laugh sounds like something out of a horror movie and im digging it🤣🤣
You're like a gun control nation state version of Hickock45
Lmao
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do in dem nanny states
this guy is just cool as can be. love the videos
Oh those Germans.
yeah! We are fucked up ! ;)
coolnobodycares .
Yep. you don't mess with us.
Mako Rutledge im german😂
LOL at the Hydraulic Press Channel reference at 4:06.