The "Instant Ghengis Khan" Bow!
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2019
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Our world is nothing without a laughing German wood elf archery engineer.
What heresy is this? This guy is a damn Dwarf smith, improving the simple fairy tools with mechanical dwarven knowledge as a hobby. He's a badass
@@fftere He's a badass indeed, i really love his inventions, they should be in video games because they looks pretty amazing and useful for certain situations
can you imagine a surviving game were you can build bows like those? even having many of them in your base wich you can grab, shot until empty and change to another one to defend yourself from hords of monsters
Laughing German Wood Elf, what a classic, just imagine this guy as your Dad ?.
@@fftere Thats just a regular german you are describing ^^
Mr Penguin he’s hagrid
Your laugh can make a newborn grow chest hair
shakALOHAwaii his laugh reminds me of someone in detroit become human i can’t quite put my finger on it
@@chickenuggut3724 His laugh reminds me of big man Tyrone
@@chickenuggut3724 there is no guy with a russian accent in detroit become human i think it is from god of war 2018 kratos chuckles
@@unknownperson9055 russian accent? You know that he is from Germany right?
You guys didn't have chest hair yet when you were born? Weird.
His laugh makes you feel as if a massive Viking warlord is telling you a comforting story.
Thor vibes 😭
Perhaps 1000 years ago he would've been one.
The dude is german...
Visigoth telling you about the sacking of rome
@@wwalt2819 Vikings were from Nordic countries, and not Germany. Germany had barbarian tribes.
My dude really put that extended mag and rapid fire attachments to his bow
Can't wait for 8x scope
Joerg bow go brrrrrrrrrrr
Pfp sauce? Uhhh my friend asked for it he want to do some research..
@Uranus 46
I would like to make some „research“ as well. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Word
After seeing the thumbnail i thought you were shooting a giant piece of rebar
Me either lol
ha ha I did to
Rebar rifle
Same
If Gordan Freeman can do it, so can Joerg. (half life 2 ref. for those who don't know)
His laugh made my weekend better :)
His enormous mommy milkers made my weekend better :)
@@Isaac-LizardKing *UHHHHHHH*
Ikrrrrr and ur weird Isaac
@@aspxctt_ The joke had to be made
@@Isaac-LizardKing No, it really didn’t
Joerg: "I N S T A N T G E N G H I S K H A N" me: "Oh god... please tell me it' s just a bow..."
Just add water!!
Imagine summoning genghis khan after every hit like its some sort of skyrim mod😂😂
@@aaeve5676 bruh
* shouts genghis Khan using your dragonborn voice*
The profile pic fits perfectly
I'd like to hear this guy say "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you In your defense."
Wait..... i know you
@México Ball Hah, hah... Let me show you its features
@México Ball THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
I used to be Adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to thee knee
His voice would've been way better for the guards. The Skyrim guards sound like pansies
Joergified: The process of enhancing or creating any ballistic platform while showing its features.
Semper Fish Yish Zat is true.
😂😂👌🏿👌🏿
L E T M E S H O W Y O U I T S F E A T U R E S
MAC Gun
*joergified*
POSITRON MAC AUTOLOADER
Joerged: the result of modifying a ballistic platform to shoot steel balls, function with rubber and/or outperform it's stock configuration through the use of wood and rubber.
Imagine breaking into his house and he goes “let me show you his features”
Followed by a painful death by long pointy projectiles
He will show you the features of his fist, real close up as it plants itself in your cranium.
Bruv Bruvison that’s the last thing you hear before death
Most badass line before shooting a burglar ever
Most intimidating one liner ever
Bearded man holding a bow: "welcome to the slingshot channel"
Me: confusion.
He makes some awesome slingshots, too!
Bows are slight shots for pointy things.
Same
Waittafokinminute. There was a weapon called "slingshot" or something in a recent video game. And well it's really just a bow
Man. Every time this guy pops up on my feed I’m always pleased, he’s so easy to listen to and he explains things so well.
Agreed
"Let's empty the magazine before I say bye bye" "Hahahaha"
Gees aren't we glad this guy isn't a supervillain version of hawkeye.
Why isn't he, though? Solid german accent, stocky, not overly fat build, tons of gadgets... I think Marvel is missing out on a great opportunity here :)
Not in real life please. His kill rate would be unrivaled. Sure on camera it's all fun and games.
lol that's a cool one liner before finishing off an enemy
So I'm just wondering why Hawkeye doesn't use one of these.
This kind of bow is very early in China. Mongolia is learning Chinese.
Quote of the year:
“Sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution”
Joerg Sprave
The simplest solution is almost ALWAYS the best solution.
Adding complexity to solve a problem almost always cause other problems instead.
it's a good saying but he didn't make that up himself!
@73Corbin exactly what i was about to comment
It's not his quote and it has existed longer than the english language (obviously in different languages).
So it cannot be quote of the year.
Love how when Joerg is aiming at the target, the arrow bounces off the mat. But when he’s totally looking at the camera, he nails it.
Imagine if he lived in Those ages, the country that has him as weapon engineer would dominate empires with that bow
Thief: *enters joerg s house*
Joerg: *Looks at the thief*
Thief: *Gives Joerg a beer, fixes his door and leaves*
Thief: *having fixed the door* let me show you it's features!
Joerg: HAHAHAHAHA
Luckily we dont have much thieves robbing houses here in germany apart from some east europe burglars!
Crime begun when the iron curtain was falling 🤨
@@RussnsRsubHumns of course there were no prisons at all in West Germany before the date.
@@ordoveles7608 ..that is obviously crap what u r saying....but it's sad but true; since the curtain fell down, the burglary rose heavily! Statistics speaks for itself. 66% of the busted burglars are from East Europe, mostly from Romania, Belarus, Poland and bulgaria. The states along the Polish border have special units to prevent farmers from being stolen the farming machines! It was a huge problem but it's better now.
EVERYTHING CHANGED HERE SINCE THE END OF THE IRON COURTAIN! Especially after the reunification! West-Germany has been the Land of Milk and Honey BEFORE, but since 1990 EVERYTBING WENT DOWN! From the lifestandard till social security-EVERYTHING TURNED TO SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY!!
It has gone with the wind, now Germany should face their own problems and do not blame others for their fails.
"Let me show you its features", is a declaration of personal victory.
This guy is so wholesome. His laugh and enthusiasm made my day :)
Oh my god. I just realised what a thumb ring actually is. I only knew about it from games such as age of empires 2('Tech' for archers) but I had no clue what it actually was. Thank you!
Edit: What an amazing video. You're briliant.
Same here, I've shot bow but never used a release of any kind, had no clue what a thumb ring was but I always research it if I'm playing an archer civ haja
He would be the weapons dealer in a RPG that would send you on a chain quest to turn a weapon into a weapon of mass destruction.
He even has the voice for it
Tell your friends, Marcus munitions
@@diegoferreira3444 "if you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed"
@@diegoferreira3444 Bows, fresh bows for sale!
He can be a good smith in isekai anime 😂
This man would have changed history were he born in the middle ages.
Well tbh without modern tools and knowledge it would make it much less likely
@Mr Penguin
Amazing....top comment is. Correct. We need him America to defeat the democrats ! hehehe
This gadget is bogus. Real archers can out-shoot this contraption even today.
@Diego CJ man :D Lars shot in the Air :D and with no power :D You do rly bad argument
@Diego CJ Its not difficult when your bow has a weak draw weight. I've seen the video the guy is scrawny as hell i doubt the bow is more than 15lbs max.
Your laugh is so earnest and hearty. You love your work and it shows. Keep being awesome and making awesome content!
"I can't use this bow" Makes a crossbow.
With a *mag*
IKR
If I become game developer, definitely i will make you as the secret npc for selling best weapon
Bagus Wahyudi welcome traveler! Oh, you like this bow? Let me show it features! Ha ha ha!
Corbin Ackison that made my day
Oh my god. I'm throwing him in my D&D campaigns. Thank you so much for this.
Bro if you do that, I will seriously play your game
Blacksmith bruh
Creates automatic crossbow
*laughs In German engineering*
can u shoot backward during galloping on a horse with cross bow?
French:
*confused screaming*
*white flag noises*
BRRRRAAAKKKAMONOGA
Semi
Ryderr GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Love how enthusiastic you are about what you’re doing, you’ve clearly found something you have a deep passion for, and you’ve found a great way to share it with with the world
I love listening your english vocabulary and pronunciation. Also the laugh is contagious.
"Welcome to the slingshot channel"
* Proceeds to load a handmade howitzer. *
*laughs in German *
Let me show you it’s features
* destroys the entire wall of his shed *
Made with string and plywood.
- Joerg! You can't add a magazine to a bow!
- Halten mein Augustiner...
Should've been "Halte meine Pfeile" 😂😂
ImHalfPro 165 the joke is to someone hold one’s drink
"Halt mein Bier!" would be the right answer from joerg
Halt mein Bitburger. Only good beer allowed :P
@@r4inxs510 But Bitburger is shit beer. :D
"Welcome to the.... ha ha ha ha ha" - you could've ended this sentence there xD
A semi auto bow? Thanks UA-cam, sometimes you know just what I need in my life!
The algorithm seems to be favouring you all of a sudden Joerg..... 🤔
UA-cam knew the fucked up after the UA-camr union video.
@e causey Wait what ? My brain's too small to comprehend this comment.
WHEN YOU KNOCK THE CRAP OUT A BULLY , they lose their courage and ability ! If we all followed his example we could take back what actually belongs to us , goodbye tube dicktatorship .
Yep, he is on my home page for the first time in a long time, even though I'm subbed. After he started the union for youtubers, they've taken notice, I'd say... Look at his fairtube link in description for info.
@@nathanstone3862 Nathan Stone same, now we cant jump to conclusions and say anything about this being proof that internal tinkering occurs within the matrix, however- could it be hush money by way of a massive view bump? I think @JoergSprave will be keeping an eye on his metrics.
using an arrow to hold down arrows? Genghis Khan back then might just make you a general right away.
Yes and then send you to march across present-day Turkey.
@@milledgewilson5025 based
Fun fact, the Mongols did employ Germans to build their siege engines.
Arrowception!
Yo dawg I heard you like arrows...
8:30 so kind but so powerful. This guys mad chill and wholesome.
I just want to drop in and say I am so thankful your channel is still going. Have been watching you for years and still feel you have one of the greatest personalities out there. Keep up the awesome work!
I stumbled upon this channel while drinking water *The man Laughs ...and now my water has somehow become Whiskey
They say wiskey can put hairs on a mans chest or various other drink can but no jeorg's laugh does
Beer in a beer stein.
Fermented mare's milk rather
lol
This appeared on my recommended and now I want to become an archer
Ultimate DBZ archery is a lot of fun
✊🏻
I wanna shoot a sword with my bow.
I think this appeared on my recommended list because of all the Viper Genghis Khan levels that I’ve watched, not to mention all the intros from the said campaign. And I’m happy because it’s a very good video. But then again I also watch his videos every now and then so maybe that’s also a factor.
Come back some more and you'll want to become a crossbowman... @Ultimate DBZ
It makes a very cool shape when fully drawn out, and using the arrow as a magazine mechanism is something I'd also be proud of. All the work you do is fantastic, Joerg. Keep being the great :)
If you want to change history, you send someone like this man back in time
Midievil king builds trebuchet:
This guy: let me show you it’s features! It is now fully automatic!
Medieval*
.....
can you imagine? holy shit, the terror.
@@matthaeusperry4319 full auto pommel thrower
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 When you absolutely have to end rightly everyone in the room.
Ursine Maximus can also be mediaeval
UA-cam needs to implement a love button.
Yes they do
Love this simple Bow. Compact and uncomplicated.
i have not watched this channel since 2012. Thank you for making my childhood, Joerg!
8:43 what is actually fun is that we get to hear your satisfied chuckles
Ghengis Khan: *Heavy Breathing*
Ghengis Khan in the afterlife: “So this is what my descendants are up to?”
Ghengis khan in watching from the afterlife being happy he didn’t have to fight this guy!
That is awesome! I've always loved the look of those Mongol bows.
As a kid, I would always see archers with that thumb ring hold in movies and the like. By the time I actually gained some interest in Archery, I had forgotten but I always assumed they were just holding the arrow itself.
“Hahaha let me show you its FEATURES”
All These years i got the thumbring Upgrade in aoe 2, now i finally know what it is
We are of one mind in this.
I never knew what the devil it was.
haha same here!
Whats aoe?
@@musicforhours4605 Age of Empires, a strategy game.
@@maximiliangfrorer1039 correction, it's 'the' strategy game 😁
Er ist immer so glücklich und lacht so viel. Ich wünschte das könnte ich auch
You seem like a very cheerful and friendly man, who over and over again creates weapons that are both delightful and awesome.
I shudder to imagine what sort of weapons you would create if you ever became an angry and vengeful man.
someone breaks into this mans house:
joerg: hello have you even been to Mongolia
theif: um no
joerg: well im about to send you to the steps haha
colten tackett, “Here is your demise. Let me show you it’s features!”
You should edit your comment to fix the errors and make it make sense...
hahaha! GOLD!
Steppes*
@@ranickhaan You made me laugh, thank you.
This guy is almost like the hickok45 of archery and I’m here to love it
UA-cam recommend me this and I'm fine with it! Absolutely love how jolly you are! Subbed!
So glad to come to back to this channel from time to time and still see how It’s thriving :)
Why was I reccomend this and why am I completely fine with this recommendation
Welcome to UA-cam's random ass recommendations.
LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES
@virus killerism 😐
His voice. And his voice. And also his laugh. That's why.
Same
I just subscribe, have no idea what I'm doing here
Hello and welcome to the hahaha channel
Deonarine Naipaul my favorite SJOOTUBE CHANNEL
Hahahaha
Naild it.
Welcome to the "Let me show you it's features!" Channel
John E its
Happy Joerg is best Joerg!
i really love this channel, makes my day everytime i watch your channel, if society ever broke, you would be a world class teacher in how to survive
As a mongol I can confirm we love it.
That brings me many memories :´)
Bruh
fu off :V
Your didnt even write his name correctly...
Not Gengis Chinges Khaan
@@valentino-_-6607 Chingis* Khaan
thumb ring researched
Archer now fire arrows faster and 100% accurate
Was looking for this comment
But does he have ballistics
Nothing a little micro cant fix
It doesn't matter anymore once the goths are showing up in droves in your line of sight
Age of empires ii nostalgia 😩😩
thank you for your manly yet wholesome video about this bow. very cool idea and video
That device looks so satisfying to use. Just the action of the loading and firing is so smooth.
I am Mongolian and I am happy to say that when I was little I've tried this bow
Crimean tatar bows had more power than Mongolian, these bows are often confused with each other
@@Sideritis powerful bows were not ideal for use on horseback, this bow is weak but because of the long acceleration distance, the arrows had huge impact on the target. Crimean and tatar people had mu h powerful bows but their bows were used on foot mostly, and they were bulky.
im chinese-mongolian and i have never tried this but my brother still shoots and has a hornbow so i need to get one of these
Japanese is better for tsushima!!!!!!!!
@@justsomeguywithamustache2856 are you 9?
As an archer, I am so glad to see you using such a bow, hahaha. Have a nice day.
Woah bud! I watch your videos all the time! I am First Nations from Canada, I find your archery videos very well thought out and informing. This is awesome that you watch this channel as well!
@@kamiskenaw4340 Thank you so much for your support and your words!! I wish the best for you and your tribe! I am a big fan of Joerg's videos. I have been trying his ideas since the early days of his channel.
@@PanSaltzCaballeratos That's awesome bud, and thank you! I hope you have a great day, and keep up the awesome content.
Okay so maybe you could tell me: shouldn't he put his arrows on the right side of the bow because the thumb ring makes the string spin in the other direction?
@@Mrheinemann3761 That's what I thought as well.
very interesting invention. and at first glance it seems simple. the back of the boom is clearly pressed. but it is equally important to keep the front of the boom pressed down so that power is not lost. very interesting project. respect.
You can tell he has fun making these videos. keep the good vibes going.
His laugh is so elegant yet so maniacal at the same time...lol it's awesome.
There's a real class about this guy. Friendly, intelligent, positive. I like his style .
Imagine breaking into this guy's house and you just hear a drawstring once, then clack 3 more times before you're a pincushion.
Found myself bingeing this guys vids when I was 12 and here I am years later back at it again @19
If this guy enlisted in the army, Germany would have the strongest military.
Diary of a Frenchman , unknown date and time
My unit was waiting for orders, when suddenly... in the distance we hear a ghastly: Let me show you its features Hahahahaha!"
Oh God.. its Him... He's here... oh no
This is the G36C, let me show you it’s features
The truth is: german weapons are awesome, but the army this days is absolutely rediculous!!
We would come with containers full of pencils and blow all enemies out of the water with pencil machine guns
Well as they say third times the charm
"I'm going to do some things that will make it obsolete", always an understatement for you lol!
your personality is intoxicating. I love how much you love what you're doing. your smile is infectious and, as weird as this may sound, you remind me of my Oma. was not expecting this video to make me smile as much as it did. I hope you're having a great day
Every man just wants to be as happy as this guy with a hobby they love.
Thanks youtube,I found new idea to modify my rubber band 30cm ruler rifle
firing paperclips from a rubber band was the most advanced I got in school.
Odd flex but ok
Me 4
@@AsakuraYukiko you would go to jail for that today
Oooh youuu 😋
The face.
The accent.
The laugh.
PERFECT.
Wow you’re so CLEVER , this video is awesome , Nice archer skills too 👍
1. this guy is pleasant to listen to, which is rare for me
2. this guy has one of the best laughs
3. this guy is intelligent. I like his engineering and solutions. Very creative. You have got my respect for whatever it is worth
I can't believe this guy is still uploading quality content after more than 6 years of youtube
he joined in 2008, your math is very wrong lol. 11 years is the correct answer. 19 people are retards too!
Ok obama
@@bluemarauder6997 Well, then you're not exactly right in the head, either. He clearly said "after more than 6 years".
@@Kaedevirus Lmao
And still has GREAT CONTENT 😎👍
This guys laugh makes me feel like I have a dad
A dad that wouldn't get mad, amd lecture you for hours, when you suggest him to blow up am aerosol can dor fun...
Man I just stubbled on this and it’s like running into a old friend, I’m stoked to see the slingshot channel is still spreading that great chuckle !
I’ve loved you since I was a kid, keep it up!
imagine being a thief on medieval ages, robbing a blacksmith's house and then you hear someone in the distance saying " _let me introduce you this weapon's capabilities!_ "
*insert the mongolian translation of that here*
*and horse gallop*
You just made me laugh out loud. Thanks!
let me show you its features*
Blacksmith: "Oh good, a voluntary test subject"
Jeorge don't need his weapons to survive a zombie apocalypse, his mere smile can melt any zombie heart...He is so cute 🥺
It's the laugh that kills me!
Something about his laugh is just.. I can't even find the words to describe it.
The Chinese made a kind of pump action cross bow it gave their peasant farmers conscripted troops into instant archers ! Kinda
@@ADwarvenBard I think i found the word to describe it: Sincere
@@royperkins3851 he mentioned it near the end of the video. He's aware.
As he should, knowing the stuff he does for fun.
Why ah u geh
I wanna hear him says "Hello young adventurer" "What can i do for you young advanturer?"
Dude you are a true genius. Love your work
eyy cool
"Let me show you its features! (Hearty Laugh)"
I bet you would have been highly regarded as a valuable person in any of the Romens, Arabs,Greece,spanish, military army work shops you would have been pritty wealthy man! keep up the good work love all your work and that grate laugh of yours is so humble,god bless you joe.
That laugh is so hearty and warm
I saw a few of your videos but this project made the biggest impression on me. A real McGywer in the real world. Just Woow! I wish you much health and more interesting projects. Greetings :)
If he lived in medieval ages we would have flying cars already.
Yeah. Becaue of we could have killed each other even better everything would be better....wait.
@Honudes Gai You just reapeat shit you heard.
With the same logic you "use" i could say.
The Millitary Industrial complex uses "War" to steal inventions from others and then with Money and Millitary build an Monopoly around it.
Do you get it ?
Just because there "was" War when people invented Stuff its not the achievement of "War". Its still people. And these people would achive good without war. People would still die on Cancer bla bla bla
accidents will happen
machines need to be better without war (more people need more energy)
You last sentence just shows that you already have an mady up pinion of me :D "Get over it" :D
I just dont approve that point.
I have a different "Opinion" sorry.
See i can talk crap like you. Wont change anything.
Cmon get over it ;)
@The NIFB Jesus Not really. You need to born into the kings family.
"Sprave" is nowhere near a name of nobel man.
We could have flying cars now, we just aren't ready for them. We can barely deal with the ones on the ground.
Now I'm not going to be one of those statistics nerds, but trust me when I say there are a retarded amount of car accidents the world over on a daily basis. Plus, I for one would rather have engine failure or depleted fuel on the ground with friction and mechanical brakes than up in the air with hardly any friction and a braking system almost certainly based upon either the engine, which has now stopped working, or on unpredictable parachutes.
Time for slingshot car xD
Straight up I thought you had some rebar loaded in the bow in your thumbnail🤣
Me 2
I thought he made a bow that shot spears instead of arrows lol
Only reason I clicked 😂😂😂
What a beautiful way to engage with history and engineering.
Herr Joerg...you're amazing ! Brilliant Sir
The weapon accessory that they used actually inspired the crossbow
OK, this is the second auto loader of this guy's I've seen. I love how he tries to stay true to what was possible to both the time and people of concern. I guess maybe its a good thing this guy wasn't in the past because some tides would have been changed.
Michaelangelo of weapons
If he was from the past he would have created the most powerful army, with super easy to use and powerful bows it’s like a crossbow but faster and more powerful, and all other kinds of things, bows would have survived the age of blackpowder muskets probably
Love Your innovations buddy. Keep the vids coming.
This was recommended and after watching a rather Jolly, informative and masculine man make a devastating weapon of war I am happy with this. Subscribed Immediately! :)