The Acolyte: Episode 7 - The Power Of DUMB - Spoilers!
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2024
- Star Wars: The Acolyte Episode 7 'The Truth' Explained! I break down episode 7 of The Acolyte. Explaining all the dumb crap that happened 16 years earlier.
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Narrated by: Adam Olinger
Edited by: Adam Olinger - Фільми й анімація
Metal detectors to find the $180 million spent on this show.
lol
Hehe. Brilliant! I salute you! :)
It went to headlamp to keep her weinstein mouth shut. Harvey the most handsome pig in Hollywood has a lot of friends still out there
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Admiral Ackbar, "Twins? It's a PARENT TRAP!"
But the View said this is a widely popular show. Gee Willikers, I don’t know what to believe anymore
Yeah it's popular alright.. Popularly Bad!!!!!
Apparently it's just slightly above Andor.. which was 250 million. I knew Andor had low views but that kind of put into perspective for me just how low. Acolyte is straight trash though.. these flashback episodes are exceptionally special 😂😂😂😂😂
I watch it like I watch accidents
This is the problem when people hate watch shows, they're still giving Disney what they want, I just don't want support trash like this show, and I want Darth Kennedy gone.
@@MasonGrant0704not really if they pirate
This Episode was rough .... like sand
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And it gets everywhere
Definitely coarse and irritating
I don't like sand, it gets everywhere, in your undies, your shoes and now in your retina scans.
"Belting out this horrifically strong powerful primal scream that makes even the horniest man flaccid" lmao, well said Adam.
I can't wait for the finale when Rey shows up to become her own great grandmother.
That actually sounds amazing at this point!!
Does she bake wookie cookies? If not, I'm out.
The Witch turns into a demon
Sol stabs her with a lightsaber
Witch: I was going to let her go with you, she chose you
me: Then why the heck did you go full power of manyyy!?
6:44 😂 I literally almost spit out my coffee after his crude retelling and then when he started singing it
"This is the way we make friends, by transforming into mist demons."
It absolutely made no sense 😂
She's a liar.
@@dos3622 Shit, she's just gaslighting him isn't she. After turning into a gas monster. She's a fence-sitter, and it's the Trolley problem; she literally wouldn't make a decision until after the Jedi had left and the decision was already made for her.
You can’t blame Torbin here. In fact he’s pretty meta. He does anything to just escape from the show.
They actually made Torbin a spoiled suburban like white kid crying homesick after just 7 weeks (basically like a kid crying about summer camp) wanting to go home and then got white guilt for Genociding some minority witches (even though he didn't)
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I will never tire of the naming bit 😂 Darth Mom and Lady Maul were my favorites today
Martian Manhater is the best
Laughing along at this show and most of Disneys releases for the last 5 years or so has been super fun, BUT, there's this little part of my heart that is genuinely furious about the fact that a tiny fraction of the budget of this show could buy a family an incredible home.
It is, when you think about it. Imagine how much of the $180 mill was spent paying for good reviews? All those shills are making bank.
Like, even embezzling the money is no excuse for not being able to make a coherent story about space wizards with laser swords fighting evil space wizards with laser swords. That's the trick, do it well and nobody actually asks those awkward questions about where the money went. Despite looking pretty low budget, literally everything in the show is excusable if the story is decent. But it's complete nonsense and everyone can see that.
I laughed out loud at the power of many being easily defeated by one person in this episode. Nothing this show says do the showrunners stick to. The thread isn't used as a weapon? Oh ok, it is now. The power of many is better than one? Nope, one is more powerful. Even characters flip flop all over the place with no coherent motivation. A Jedi sulks for a decade and then drinks poison out of tremendous guilt and we find out... he did nothing wrong to be guilty about.
The Jedi guilt is crazy. I was sure that the Jedi were doing some huge cover up or somehow involved in a sinister act. It really wasn't like that, at all. They showed back up to the place and walked into a shit-show. What a mess.
Hey, maybe it was the meta guilt of getting involved with this shithole series that made him drink the poison
This was top tier humor Adam 🤣
Crapolyte? Man, Acoshite was right there 😭
The "All for You" chant killed me lmao
Your review is better than the actual show.
The jedi are social workers now🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Horns on the head? Definitely not suited to be a mom!"
Crapolyte is INSANE! 😭😭😭 Adam doesn't hold back and (as a crafter) the Joann's fabric equivalent made me spit out my drink! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I just wanted to go home. I thought I was doing the right thing." *downs poison and dies from stupidity*
Kathleen Kennedy, "Make the Wookie LAME!"
Lucasfilm minion, "How about giving him a man-bun and a dorky metal detector?"
Kathleen Kennedy, "Goooood. Goooooooooood."
You guys missed the reason why Torbin was upset and wanted to go home. The only reason they were stuck on Witch Mountain for 7 weeks was that Kelnaka lost the keys to the ship. It was Kelnakas idea to go down to the planet to relieve himself in what he promised was an uninhabited planet.
Torbin was like:
"Muthafucka Fortnite season 4 is about to start! Wtf are we still DOING here!"
What a DUMPSTER fire. Thanks for watching this and allowing me to avoid this crap.
Adam discussing achieving climax in every acolyte recap challenge
Plus, Adam is reviewing RELEASES. ;)
8:39 I died when you started singing Janet Jackson 😂😂😂
Your reviews bring a smile to my face
Darthmom, love that!
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At 180 million its a bargain!
Climaxes, reviews of RELEASES; this channel has everything. Keep up the hilarity, Adam. ;)
Someone make a supercut of all the times Adam’s done the “power of many” chant when the show is over
Your reviews are better written then this show
Bless you sir. Reviewers like yourself deserve a medal... or at least not be subjected to anything produced by Kathleen Kennedy for the rest of your lives.
The power of one, the power of two, the power of a lightsaber through the gut.
Sol:
Osha, May move back from the edge.
Osha Jump to Mays Side.
May jump to Oshas side.
Hold on girls I'm going to lift you instead of holding the entire catwalk.
Bro. You need a disclaimer for this episode. I was listening to this while driving home from work and nearly died laughing when you started in on the witches singing “all the girls in the back”
"but its awesome" fuggin killed me
Man your narration had me rolling 😂. Fantastic
Adam this is the best recap of the Acolyte you've ever done. I stopped watching the show after episode 3. 😂🤣👍🏿
Adam why is sol always out of breath lol 😂
I’m amazed he has managed to stay alive this long
He said he learned English by watching Mark Wahlberg in Planet of the Apes.
@@silasbarnaby8870😂😂😂😂😂
@@AdamDoesMovies he give his Best John wick part 4 impression
Just before the football team is about to win, you hear the victory chant "The power of one, the power of two, the power of maaaaanyyyyy." LOL
The bald green Dominatrix with the whip and the zipper toothed Gimp told me everything I needed to know (and more than I wanted to know.)
Next week: Acolyte finale
Star Wasr is officially dead.
I'm relieved that it was just 2 girls one bridge in episode 7 because after the shenanigans with non-consent island in episode 6, I thought Leslye might be working out all the demons from being Harvey's personal assistant. Then I remembered the Torbin grooming. Fuck!
You are so hilarious! Honestly! Loved your recap haha!
Holy shit that was hilarious 😅😂, you deserve more subscribers mate LMAO
This review is the chef's kiss. Hilarious and awesome.
Literally took the smoke from lost, had a trinity shout like Neo, and she even went on to unplug the witches from the wookie matrix
"The M-COUNT is very high.....Extremely high." Padawan Torbin....RIP
you do an amazing job Adam love your content
AHHAAHAHHAHAHA i liked the part where you screamed when the witches all died.. LOLLLLL
I have only watched the show through your eyes 😂and it’s so much more entertaining this way lol 😆
Qimir just waiting down there like whoever falls is my acolyte 😂who will it be
Dumbest scene ever: Once Indara dispelled Kelnacca, all the witches die. Who writes this shit? A.I. can write better.
Sol didn’t even intentionally kill Aniseya. She was doing some Raiders of the Lost Ark shit with demons coming out of her and he only whipped it out to protect himself and it looked like Mae (who Sol mistook for Osha) was ready to disappear into ash like Spider-Man in Infinity War. Then you can see Sol’s stunned face when Aniseya went back to human form and she’s dead. Then Sol doesn’t even attack Koril. It was an accidental kill and Indara had to lie about it to protect Sol. None of this was cold-blooded murder.
Why did Torbin feel so guilty about it? The one who should feel the most guilty is Sol. And that’s the only one Mae should’ve targeted to avenge her mother’s death. I think the writers didn’t want to include another fight scene with Torbin fighting Mae. Their $180M budget wasn’t enough for it. So when he drinks the poison, it adds more mystery to what happened in Brendok only to discover he did nothing wrong. And if Torbin speaks more, he can spoil the story. Ep. 4 has a deleted scene of Kelnacca fighting. Why not include it? The episodes are already shorter than they should be.
Let’s go back to Ahsoka from last year. So a Jedi Master in Indara can get killed by a small fruit knife but Sabine is totally fine after a lightsaber cuts through her abdomen? Sol is too weak to Force hold the twins that he had to choose only one but Sabine can Force push a grown ass man up to a ship when she couldn’t even push a cup a couple of episodes earlier? A spiritual entity can be killed by a lightsaber but Sabine can’t while in human flesh? Even if you combined Ep. 4 & 5 together, it still didn’t offer any new info or be as long as some of the House of the Dragon episodes.
F**k this show! This was the big reveal after three episodes of mostly nothing? The only good part from this show is Manny Jacinto and the cool kills The Stranger committed. Smilo Ren can Force push 8 Jedis and Force pull a redshirt Jedi into his Sith kebab but Sol can’t do this with one of the little girls. I will stick to House of the Dragon and wait patiently for Andor S2 next year. I would rather watch Daemon Targaryen become Bob Vila / Tim “The Toolman” Taylor and help renovate Harrenhal in his The Money Pit (1986) subplot than watch more of this Lesbian Headland shit.
The Acolyte: D
Ep. 1: D+
Ep. 2: C-
Ep. 3: D+
Ep. 4: D
Ep. 5: B-
Ep. 6: D
Ep. 7: D
The Boys S4: C+
Ep. 1: C+
Ep. 2: A-
Ep. 3: B
Ep. 4: A-
Ep. 5: C-
Ep. 6: D+
House of the Dragon S2: B+
Ep. 1: B
Ep. 2: A-
Ep. 3: C+
Ep. 4: A
Regarding Starwars... “He's dead, Jim!” Dr. McCoy, Star Trek legend
2:09
“We can do more damage that way!”
How did they know who started the fire? Because they read the script.
Thanks for your sacrifice, you are a true soldier in this demonic siege of cultural destruction
1:25 That moss should sell well at Mos Eisley or it would make a great gift for Grand MOSS Tarkin or Mon MOSSma.
I'll be here all week for other moss-related puns. Well, not all week. I'm pretty much done. ;)
I'm lichen those jokes - where can I buy a ticket?
@@sweetchristmas101, hehe. I see what you did there. Bravo!
Alas, the venue sold out quickly since there wasn't as mushroom as I thought. :)
Love the sister sister reference lmaoo
U re so funny 😂😂 love ur videos man ❤
I can't wait for Snow White to land and make a billion dollars and save Disney and show everyone that Disney and KK and Iger were right all along. And set the future for them to make great movies like The Martin Luther king Jr. movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio as MLK. Margot Robbie as wife Coretta Scott. Scarlett Johansson as Rosa Parks. Meryl Streep as J. Edgar Hoover. And Danzel Washington as the janitor.
Then they will make Sitting Bull the movie. Starring Matthew McConaughey as Sitting Bull. Ryan Reynolds as Crow Foot. Keanu Reeves as General Custer. Brad Pitt as Geronimo. Julia Roberts as President Harrison. And Sandra Bullock as Bumpy Johnson who wasn't even born yet who gives a fuck at this point?
Yeah, I’m with you. It’s not even that serious anymore. I just like making fun of expensive, poorly made crap. Star Wars stopped meaning anything special a while ago
Damn I say, “yo Squid Bro, F’dat bridge an jus hold up the 2 50 pound kids instead of the over TonZai’ bridge. Kids EZ, Tons of Steel hard.
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😂 dude I love your reviews
It's 'Jackpot!' Adam, 'Jackpot!'. I'm the one responsible for that last night.We are well aware of your STRONG feelings about Awkwafina's voice, so when I saw the trailer, I knew we had to make sure you see that movie. Maybe it will end up being a surprise gem???
Hahaha, yeah, I found it. Although it says it doesn't release until mid August. You will have to remind me!
This was incredible! Two girls one bridge I cried! Also why didn’t SOL use the force on the girls not the bridge 🤔
Blocking every shill channel that pops up on my feed (THAT'S A LOT). Subbed this one, good shit bro.😂😂
Witches, demon smoke, possession...am I watching the tv show Supernatural? It sure doesn't feel like science fiction, or Star Wars ..
But I'm sure if you asked Leslye "The Weinstein Acolyte (Allegedly)(tm)" Headland, I bet she'd tell you that the mining facility was made out of some obscure Star Wars mineral that is really, really flammable- because she knows STAR WARS!!! WOOO!!!! 🙃
So all this happened because Osha wanted to join the Jedi…violence, mayhem, destruction..lives ruined….and then Osha does go to Jedi school and then drops out! …all that …and she drops out..fascinating..
So Mae and Osha run out to the middle of a collapsing bridge to have a conversation? Then they continue to stand on the bridge while it collapses. They don’t grab the rails, they don’t run back to safety, they don’t use the thread-they just stand there. Why? So we can have a dramatic scene, and so Sol is forced to choose only one. The more you rewatch this scene, the more you wonder how any of the girls’ actions here make any sense. Then you realize; all the characters in this show are simply puppets for the script. You could say, they were frozen by fear, but then why do they run out onto a clearly unstable bridge in the first place to have a casual conversation as the castle burns and crumbles around them? Clearly, the director/script called for this dramatic scene with Sol trying to save the twins. At least have some logical reason for why the twins do this-they are under a spell, the hallways behind them are engulfed in flames, mean Jedi are forcing them out onto the bridge, something. But no, they just run out to the very end of the broken, crumbling bridge to talk to each other. This is not misogyny; this is just someone noticing bad writing.
Has this been renewed for a second season or no? I’ve seen conflicting reports
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I’m just so thankful to have house of the dragon. That’s how you make a f’n tv show.
Hm song at the end . Reminiscent of Raven, Montana and other Disney girly shows 😂😂😂
So, they legit wrote the cult like a hive mind. That’s the only way I can interpret what happened.
How do the Kids even know about Jedi ? From dvds? Wtf
So this all could have been avoided if the witches and jedi just sat down and had an actual conversation
Like civilized people
10:35 this is peak ADM
8:37 best bit
lol "OnlyForce"
I gotta say though, the fight scenes in this show have been pretty dope (Do people still say "dope" when something's cool? Do people still say "cool"? Should I say, "those fight scenes were the rizz, fr fr, no cap"?)
Real sigma energy, no cap.
@@AdamDoesMovies [Googles "sigma"] Hey, thanks!
@@AdamDoesMovies [Googles "sigma energy"] Thanks, bro!
Hey why wasn't Osha having a twin in her file? The Jedi Council knew she had a twin sister. So THEY kept it out of her file?
your commentary is LEGENDARY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mildly curious outsider here. I have a few questions.
When the black lesbian space witch leader turns into a smoke monster, what was her intent?
It’s not how the force works, and I see now why George Lucas said what he said about this, but if someone turns into black smoke, how else do you react to that? Is there any room to misinterpret that as anything other than an attack? Why turn into black smoke when she agreed all along to let the kid leave? This contrived conflict feels very Batman v Superman.
It’s not established ahead what the black smoke ability does, so we’re in the same boat as Korean Jedi, right?
Why did that kid kill himself after 16 years of coma guilt?
How did all the space witches die? Cunty trinity tips her head sideways and they all collapse. What is even happening?
I have a theory, and it goes back to the experiment of authority on the individual’s morality where people are told to continually deliver higher and higher shocks to an unseen person in the next room. A person of authority tells them to keep delivering the shocks, and most people comply until the unseen person is killed.
It’s the same with the writers room at lucasfilm. There is so much dread of being ousted from the group, or of being put down, that the individual intelligence and common sense is suppressed. Individually, they see the errors, but are too afraid to dissent. You have a writers room without any dissent, without any perceived freedom to speak, without censure at every turn.
I do not think the writers are this stupid. I think the environment to create and disagree is so unhealthy that we get this.
They are not hairstyles, they are meant to be ethnic features.
Fire Inspector 2GuysTalking here: The fire is an even more unbelievable mess than YOU think. Rather than being just an errant writer's issue about a lantern becoming facility-destroying blaze the likes of which even the Towering Inferno couldn't match - get this:
Her lantern accidentally spilled on - the Master Control Electrical Panel of the entire facilities POWER GENERATOR PLANT, and because the system apparently features NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS of any kind, the place goes up like Kevin Spacey's reputation. How about that.
No wonder the previous occupants decided to abandon the place. Having that one kind of "one-point-of-failure" system is something even the writers and creative staff of this show should be investigating with vigor.
Considering the source, I am continually amazed that Sol's focus on "his insatiable need to be with a girl he has a connection to" was completely missed not only by Leslye, but by apparently the entire creative team. It's disingenuous to think that it wouldn't be taken as at least CREEPY (at worst, using a mirror to showcase real-life), by the viewing audience. Another boondoggle that lingers around the programs neck.
Made my day lol
You could call her Darth Molly 😆
The power of tub.
The power of shampoo.
The power of many scented candles.
Calgon, take me away...from 'The Aco Bud Lyte'. ;)
Saw this one on X and it makes so much sense: “This is Star Wars, not Euphoria.” Damn, Harvey Weinstein parallels with one of the witches…write what you know!
This is the new Tosh.0. 😂 we don’t deserve you.
You never know. Those can be flammable rocks and bricks😂😊
Only force account killed me 😂😂😂😂
May and Osha are just the same person? Even when the main title starts up you can see the O in Acolyte starting to split into 2 Os
The power of DUMB.
The power of FOOLS (or stools and I don't mean the chair kind).
The power of SILLY. ;)
It is stupid decision to turn into fretning dark howling cloud next To a guy with a lightsaber, no matter the intension😏 just say "hold on you guys stop, I am in charch here by the way I think" I would not even extend my arms near a lightsaber😏
Spoil away good sir
I think the power of many is about Denmark when all the women took off for a day and all men said "finally we can have some shit done" lol
Is a vergence different to a convergence ?
This was a hilarious video.