Top 10 DON'T Mess w/ Dorothy Moments | The Golden Girls

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  • @Shaquille__Oatmeal_00
    @Shaquille__Oatmeal_00 5 років тому +1355

    "Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute."
    *THAT MOMENT WAS LEGENDARY*

  • @Temuville
    @Temuville 5 років тому +1451

    That “NOT NOW, MA!” line was great. I could feel the irritation.

    • @teetrav
      @teetrav 5 років тому +45

      NOT NOW MA!!!!🤬🤬🤬

    • @aileenblas7669
      @aileenblas7669 5 років тому +58

      Big deal, I took a whole place setting!

    • @ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek
      @ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek 4 роки тому +30

      I love when she get irritated lol

    • @angelmurphy914
      @angelmurphy914 4 роки тому +18

      thats something my mom would say to my dad instead of ma NOT NOW TOM !!!!

    • @Barbe
      @Barbe 4 роки тому +20

      @@angelmurphy914
      *Tom:* "Big deal, I took a whole place setting."
      *Tom's Wife:* "NOT NOW, TOM!"

  • @egr7646
    @egr7646 4 роки тому +736

    Dorothy: “To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car!”

  • @wekakiwi
    @wekakiwi 4 роки тому +195

    "Her mother was a slut, too" - best Dorothy comeback ever. What a legend and a great show.

  • @inkheart151
    @inkheart151 5 років тому +642

    I love how blanche’s eyes widened when Dorothy said “I know. I was there a year before they found out.”

    • @josephroessler3061
      @josephroessler3061 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FrankWolenczak
      @FrankWolenczak 8 місяців тому +3

      And that woman's eyebrows went up when she could see her being in Attica for a year without them realizing it then came the "Sorry Chief, I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers." I died laughing at that part

  • @itsalbertbitch
    @itsalbertbitch 5 років тому +828

    "I better not sat anything before I've had my coffee" So relatable haha

  • @nicholasforbes8658
    @nicholasforbes8658 5 років тому +161

    "Her mother was a slut too" had me rolling on the floor.

  • @andyleal6982
    @andyleal6982 5 років тому +443

    "by the way you're wearing your knee brace on your neck" at 1:29 lmao i'm dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @pppexplorer
      @pppexplorer 4 роки тому +15

      Dorothy knows Sophia is faking continued illness. 😂😂

    • @thejoshh5706
      @thejoshh5706 4 роки тому +2

      What episode is it

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 4 роки тому +5

      The Joshh Bang the drum Stanly

  • @foxboy72006
    @foxboy72006 5 років тому +312

    "Blanche wake up! My wife will be home any minute!"
    Blanche gets up faster than a bat out of hell lol.

  • @caneimcdonald9226
    @caneimcdonald9226 4 роки тому +278

    Dorothy Zbornak was my favorite Golden Girl out of the bunch. She was savage, sarcastic, strong, but still genuinely cared for you. She will forever be the greatest TV grandmom of all time!!.

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions 3 роки тому +6

      Yup! I agree!

    • @SiiriRebane
      @SiiriRebane Рік тому +2

      also, i had kinda similar great woman as english teacher in vilnius uni. i don't remember her name, but she was good.

  • @dannysimion
    @dannysimion 5 років тому +441

    No one can slam a door better.

  • @ZehnWaters
    @ZehnWaters 5 років тому +484

    She’s right about working in the public school system.

  • @ohyesitsyouagain
    @ohyesitsyouagain 4 роки тому +49

    “To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car” 😂😂😂 I love Dorothy

  • @Lubbylove89
    @Lubbylove89 2 роки тому +25

    "To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car." I love her.

  • @lunestiacrescent827
    @lunestiacrescent827 5 років тому +173

    The "Attica is a MENS prison." Bit always gets me.

    • @sheilamcevoy7212
      @sheilamcevoy7212 5 років тому +9

      Just Brilliant!

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 4 роки тому

      She looks like an 80s version of Michonne from TWD 😂

    • @jessicalillianweinberg4401
      @jessicalillianweinberg4401 4 роки тому

      @@sheilamcevoy7212 It's even more brilliant because it seems like a "recovery." Attica is a well-known name, so it may just have been the only one Dorothy could think of, and that's why she used it...but she "recovered" when the other woman came up with a reason why she couldn't be telling the truth.

  • @snoopz2
    @snoopz2 5 років тому +66

    The savagery is on point........,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSiren666
    @TheSiren666 5 років тому +353

    Y'all cut half of the 'sleep with Blanche devereux' part

    • @thexxit
      @thexxit 5 років тому +23

      And the entire thing is what makes it the funniest!

    • @joemanley8935
      @joemanley8935 5 років тому +9

      The marines want a few good men who haven't slept with Blanche Deveraux

    • @TheSiren666
      @TheSiren666 5 років тому +1

      @@joemanley8935 *have not

  • @neishastarr8174
    @neishastarr8174 5 років тому +78

    Dorothy was one of the greatest! My favorite character!

    • @rocco...
      @rocco... 3 роки тому +2

      An iconic character in tv history!

  • @michaelsternberg7320
    @michaelsternberg7320 5 років тому +57

    How did you ever pull that off? I worked in the public school system not that different. Rofl so true.

  • @rocco...
    @rocco... 3 роки тому +34

    Top quality acting and talent. No blurting out lines with no facial expressions then posing while a fake laugh track finishes its play like we see in so many shows in the last 20 years.

  • @JBomb517
    @JBomb517 4 роки тому +68

    3:27 is one of the most underrated moments of Dorothy getting worked up lol.

    • @lauren64
      @lauren64 4 роки тому +7

      JBomb82 she really deserved to scream at him stan sucks

    • @acotbc
      @acotbc 2 роки тому +8

      She was channeling her "All in the Family" & "Maude" days with how loud she was shouting there!

  • @michellechawngthu5572
    @michellechawngthu5572 5 років тому +146

    It's still not working you Bimbo 😂😂

    • @Jakegothicsnake
      @Jakegothicsnake 5 років тому +10

      How childish to resort to name-calling. You Jezebel.

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 4 роки тому +1

      Jakegothicsnake Floozy!

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 4 роки тому +5

      Vintage Vinny I am a tramp?! Blanche have u heard the latest ad campaigns? “Join the army be all u can be and sleep with Blanche Deaveroux? Join the navy. See the world and sleep with Blanche Deaveroux? The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEAVEROUX?!?!?!?!”

    • @VintageVinny
      @VintageVinny 4 роки тому +4

      @@greenlee7smythe 😆😆😆😆.

  • @TeleeFONE
    @TeleeFONE 4 роки тому +226

    Blanche : Flirting is part of my heritage
    Rose : What do you mean
    Dorothy : Her Mom was a slut too.
    I burst out laughing, this should have been number 1 😂😂😂

  • @SheniceSays214
    @SheniceSays214 3 роки тому +11

    Me every morning: I’ve better not say anything until I’ve had my coffee.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 5 років тому +209

    NOT NOW MA!! XD

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 5 років тому

      I used to listen to that on my CD when I was a kid. Like, 8 years old

    • @EyeSooGuy
      @EyeSooGuy 4 роки тому +2

      Shady pines, ma! Lmao

    • @tonyb0904
      @tonyb0904 4 роки тому

      The numerous times Sophia
      angered or embarrassed D and
      she tried to hold her tongue .....
      most of the time, that's the most
      vocal I've ever heard her with S.
      Still hilarious though!

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 4 роки тому

      Priceless

  • @pyratewolf3689
    @pyratewolf3689 5 років тому +243

    "Good, good! I want you to go to jail! And I want a big, bald convict named 'Bubba' to pick you for his girlfriend!!!"

    • @MacChand14
      @MacChand14 5 років тому +5

      Andrew The Overwatch Pirate, The look on her face & the way she said “Good, Good”😂☝🏽

    • @montygreen6228
      @montygreen6228 5 років тому +5

      That look on her face when she made that remark, had me in stiches.

    • @Mojosfire
      @Mojosfire 4 роки тому +4

      That line was hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao. You can tell she really meant it. Lol

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 4 роки тому +3

      Nicole Newsome and then the look he gave her like, “heeeeey! U wouldn’t!” Lmao 😂

  • @olivia8949
    @olivia8949 4 роки тому +22

    Dorothy was always my favourite golden girl. She reminds me so much of my grandmother

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 4 роки тому

      She sounds acid-tongued but loving. That’s really awesome!

  • @someamericanfanofQE2
    @someamericanfanofQE2 4 роки тому +12

    "Oh, I'm sorry - that good morning crack was way out of line." 😂😂

  • @iamdancel0616
    @iamdancel0616 5 років тому +50

    This girls are timeless. Legend in their own special way.. Love love The Golden Girls.. God Bless Ms Betty White 💕

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 4 роки тому +18

    That finger point she does is iconic.

  • @JM-jt2zd
    @JM-jt2zd 5 років тому +31

    Still miss them so much. Saturday's night never were the same. God bless 😔😘🌹

  • @billiebass3973
    @billiebass3973 2 роки тому +7

    Dorothy was so beautiful with her gray hair

  • @k.carter3704
    @k.carter3704 4 роки тому +57

    Hooker” Attica is a men’s prison”
    Dorothy “ yes I know I was there a year before they found out”😂

  • @MrCoolneko
    @MrCoolneko 4 роки тому +11

    I love it when Dorothy is savage and uses that pointer finger right.

  • @SNOWQueen87-v1g
    @SNOWQueen87-v1g 5 років тому +45

    #4 was one of the best comebacks 😂

  • @d.a.6556
    @d.a.6556 3 роки тому +20

    "and I want a BIG, bald convict naned Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend!" 🤣🤣🤣I'm dead

  • @90274249
    @90274249 4 роки тому +47

    Timeless classic. I grew up watching them in the 80's. 4 incredibly talented actresses.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 роки тому

      Although l admit to havin been “ grown up”.

    • @Newt-Man
      @Newt-Man 2 роки тому +1

      And they're dead

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 2 роки тому +3

      I'm not ashamed to admit that the fact that they're all gone hurts a lot. RIP Estelle, Bea, Rue, and Betty.

  • @jmnny85
    @jmnny85 4 роки тому +8

    The great Bea Arthur!! 😍👏👍

  • @flaviarenevey6719
    @flaviarenevey6719 4 роки тому +12

    0:24 Betty White's line was hilarious too.

  • @sheilaechols820
    @sheilaechols820 5 років тому +41

    By the way Mom you wearing your knee braces on your neck 😂😂
    #teamdorth💪👊

  • @singe0diabolique
    @singe0diabolique 5 років тому +16

    Every now and then when my mother and I are kidding around I'll look her in the eye and say, "Shady Pines, Ma!"

    • @Jazmynejay
      @Jazmynejay 3 роки тому +2

      Lol. Nice one🤣🤣🤣

  • @cowboysfan0908
    @cowboysfan0908 4 роки тому +7

    I love all of them, but Dorothy is my favorite!

  • @MacChand14
    @MacChand14 5 років тому +19

    Sophia: Nice goin’, I can cover more ground then you in my wheel chair😆

  • @anyutka19
    @anyutka19 2 роки тому +3

    That last one though 🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankieclayton9303
    @frankieclayton9303 5 років тому +110

    They don't make tv shows like this no more

    • @rocco...
      @rocco... 3 роки тому

      Not even close!

    • @jeremiahgabriel5709
      @jeremiahgabriel5709 3 роки тому +1

      Not identical, but definitely give "Hot in Cleveland" a shot. It has Betty White too! (Where she has become Sophia).

    • @eugeniastravels8954
      @eugeniastravels8954 2 роки тому

      anymore

  • @normadesmond6017
    @normadesmond6017 2 роки тому +9

    "I was there a year before they found out....." Yeah, that was good...

  • @edgarfilho6129
    @edgarfilho6129 4 роки тому +6

    I love them and Dorothy was also very very special to me.

  • @cecegiles7753
    @cecegiles7753 4 роки тому +7

    one of the Best shows ever .......

  • @tommick4837
    @tommick4837 5 років тому +16

    How I miss shows like The Golden Girls they could always make a person laugh and so relatable to things going on in our society a feel good down to earth show

  • @Coupal1
    @Coupal1 4 роки тому +8

    THat bit in the prison was superb! I know because I work in the public school system. I mean me!

  • @SerafiniAGaunt
    @SerafiniAGaunt 2 роки тому +13

    I love Sophia's little waddle at 1:11

  • @sungurcan1994
    @sungurcan1994 Рік тому +3

    This Show is a writing masterpiece.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @toddbeaton1512
    @toddbeaton1512 4 роки тому +9

    the golden girls are so amazing

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 4 роки тому +21

    Let's take a vote. Ice cream or felony?
    Ice cream.

  • @r.alarcos1864
    @r.alarcos1864 5 років тому +12

    I am so inlove with this show, so funny and relatable. 🤗

  • @KitaraStrife
    @KitaraStrife 4 роки тому +6

    I have NEVER seen the episode with moment number 5 (2:10 to 2:28) before, but OMG THAT WAS *BRILLIANT*!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkAngel12404
    @DarkAngel12404 2 місяці тому +1

    I love Dorthy. Dorthy is one of my favorite characters', on Golden Girls'.

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 4 роки тому +6

    They were amazing. I loved watching them as a teenager.

  • @ruthlinwilson7643
    @ruthlinwilson7643 2 роки тому +3

    RIP my Golden Girls I miss these series so much with Dorothy first and then Sofia my second best of all

  • @montygreen6228
    @montygreen6228 Рік тому +1

    Numbers 3, 2 and 1 are my favorites and also the funniest. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @asiavernacobb8643
    @asiavernacobb8643 4 роки тому +7

    I love my Golden Girls!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @seamus6994
    @seamus6994 9 місяців тому +1

    Imagine, it's been 39 years since the Golden Girls first aired. All four of the Actresses have now passed away. I'm sure they would be proud to know that nearly 40 years later, they are still making people laugh. Great actresses and great script writers.

  • @sxm76
    @sxm76 5 років тому +74

    What has the world come to? Even the Golden Girls get thumbs down.

    • @ClovertheUnburnt
      @ClovertheUnburnt 5 років тому +17

      First global warming, and now lack of taste.

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 4 роки тому +7

      @@ClovertheUnburnt clearly yes lack of taste.

    • @cjturner2008
      @cjturner2008 4 роки тому +4

      Because this world has stupid people

    • @LordBummenbachsBalls
      @LordBummenbachsBalls 4 роки тому +6

      I believe that the people that gave dislikes do not know what true comedy is.

    • @march24-lp4pv
      @march24-lp4pv Рік тому +1

      ​@@ClovertheUnburntEvery summer there's global warming😅

  • @MatthewLawrence886
    @MatthewLawrence886 4 роки тому +14

    She's the funniest woman ever

    • @rocco...
      @rocco... 3 роки тому +2

      Right up there that's for sure!

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 4 роки тому +12

    That insult after Dorothy drank coffee came courtesy of the Decaf department

  • @Rainbowdragon2
    @Rainbowdragon2 2 роки тому +8

    "I worked in the public school system. It ain't too much different than this!"

  • @markroelen9725
    @markroelen9725 9 місяців тому +1

    Man I love Dorothy so much Rose “where are you going”? Dorothy “to either get ice cream or commit a felony I’ll decide in the car” man gets me every time

  • @fil-can4868
    @fil-can4868 4 роки тому +18

    I loved Dorothy aka Bea Arthur, rest in peace.

  • @sandrajovic9304
    @sandrajovic9304 4 роки тому +8

    Thank you TvLand for these quick clips on UA-cam (since I don't have cable). A laugh a second! The Golden Girls rock! And Bea Arthur is my favourite forever...my Mom and Grandma, big fans too.

  • @lillylovesrain7072
    @lillylovesrain7072 4 роки тому +12

    I miss Rue, Bae and Estelle so much. I wish Betty talked more about them.

  • @doreenhert8970
    @doreenhert8970 2 роки тому +2

    I love dorothy she was the best my favorite i love them all but she was the best

  • @Bitsy83
    @Bitsy83 4 роки тому +3

    #6 was always my favorite

  • @AngeliCutie94
    @AngeliCutie94 4 роки тому +3

    I work in the public school system it's not that much different than this LOL

  • @Auron12786
    @Auron12786 Рік тому +2

    That Attica bluff was badass

  • @cherry_bomb5014
    @cherry_bomb5014 4 роки тому +18

    They are looking for a few man who haven't slept with Blanche Deroux 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abyrose3369
    @abyrose3369 4 роки тому +2

    Last part was Iconic.... It took them a yeah to find out.

  • @marykylaeroapras3064
    @marykylaeroapras3064 4 роки тому +25

    Am i the only one want to say dororty's one liner to a friend or someone pissing me off

    • @qeetuhd
      @qeetuhd 4 роки тому +1

      I have my own oneliners in Dorothy's style 😅

  • @jalabogard3624
    @jalabogard3624 5 років тому +4

    Number six will always be the best Lolol. Thanks for the video!!

  • @omargoodnesssake
    @omargoodnesssake 4 роки тому +7

    #6 really should’ve been Dorothy re-enacting the murder holding a knife to Sophia’s neck with a deadpan look and Sophia frantically saying, “Not part of the show people. Not part of the show.”😂

  • @eniyemission474
    @eniyemission474 5 років тому +6

    I still cant believe Dorathy was the oldest of them all. I love this ladies

    • @shanieceutsey7228
      @shanieceutsey7228 5 років тому +7

      It was Betty first, Bea second, Estelle and then Rue.

    • @eniyemission474
      @eniyemission474 5 років тому

      @@shanieceutsey7228 i dont get You. I watched a video that showed thier birthdays and deathdays ( for the 3 that are dead) and Dorathy was the oldest in terms of birthday

    • @shanieceutsey7228
      @shanieceutsey7228 5 років тому +1

      What do you mean you don't get me, I didn't make it up. If you google all of them you'll see.

    • @marrbaby1
      @marrbaby1 9 місяців тому

      ​@@eniyemission474Betty White was the oldest out of the cast

  • @edgarfilho6129
    @edgarfilho6129 4 роки тому +1

    I love Dorothy.She was always bullied by everyone.Actually, I still love the Golden Girls.God bless them!!!

  • @LaShundaRena
    @LaShundaRena 5 років тому +5

    Dorothy is my spirit animal

  • @ginad480
    @ginad480 2 роки тому +37

    Dorothy: she put a steak knife into her purse
    Sophia: big deal I took a whole place set
    Dorothy : NOT NOW MA!!

  • @delacruzkarlcedrik6035
    @delacruzkarlcedrik6035 2 роки тому +7

    How Dorothy say "It's still not working you bimbo" is immaculate!
    And
    How Dorothy delivered, "Did you ever heard the latest ad campaign, Join the army, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux" is giving me Maya Angelou haikus

  • @binecz1
    @binecz1 4 місяці тому

    so amusing to watch this.. can't get enough of the Golden girls.. miss them

  • @bikara0
    @bikara0 5 років тому +4

    NOT NOW MA!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @loungingpotatoe990
    @loungingpotatoe990 5 років тому +39

    #4 is not complete... sad

  • @serpentinegallery
    @serpentinegallery 11 місяців тому +2

    Give the video editor a raise for that intro alone 😂

  • @SNOWQueen87-v1g
    @SNOWQueen87-v1g 5 років тому +23

    And #3 as well 😂

  • @surkularsinisism1989
    @surkularsinisism1989 3 роки тому +5

    I keep looking for this clip but it doesn’t seem to be anywhere. It’s where Dorothy suggests a video game idea to someone and it goes along the lines of:
    There’s an irritating little old lady and in the game are all these creative and fun ways to kill her and when you reach level 5, you get to just nuke her!
    One of the funniest Dorothy lines I remembered.

  • @jolinalee3887
    @jolinalee3887 4 роки тому +4

    03:56 kills me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 5 років тому +48

    🌟🌠🌟🌠🌟🌠🌟
    Living in a ..
    *Swinging Condo*
    Did that ever existed..???..anywhere..???
    .💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

  • @heartofplaydoh7647
    @heartofplaydoh7647 3 роки тому +6

    Bea fit the perfect role for Dorothy.

  • @emersonlistenbee3251
    @emersonlistenbee3251 5 років тому +5

    Blanche wake up my wife will be home any minute lol

  • @josephroessler3061
    @josephroessler3061 2 роки тому +2

    Wake up Blanche my wife is on way home 😂😂

  • @lauragadille3384
    @lauragadille3384 5 років тому +6

    Jazabelle now that's something you don't hear anymore.

  • @nerdguru86
    @nerdguru86 4 роки тому +2

    One of my favorite shows.... 😍😍❤️

  • @ItsAllLove4Real
    @ItsAllLove4Real 5 років тому +4

    "𝐁𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤"😳🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙌🏾

  • @thegreatestman851
    @thegreatestman851 6 місяців тому

    I almost choked on my coffee when Dorothy slams the door in Stan’s face 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @infinityjameslopez1514
    @infinityjameslopez1514 4 роки тому +5

    Number 4 cut off too soon lol.
    "Join the Navy. See the world. Sleep with Blanche Debaroah.
    Join the Army. Be all you can be sleep with Blanche Debaroah.
    The Marines are looking for a few good men that have not slept with Blanche Debaroah!!!"
    Probably messed up Blanches name lol