Medieval vs. Modern Countries
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- Опубліковано 14 тра 2024
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Music used:
Holy Roman Empire: • German Medieval Crusad...
German Medieval Crusader Song Palstinalied
Germany: • Iha Iha Iha Oh! - Okto...
Iha Iha Iha Oh Oktoberfest song
Frankish Empire: • Medieval Music
Medieval Music
France: • France's Most Stereoty...
Frances Most Stereotypical Music
Ottoman Empire: • Ottoman Janissary Song...
Ottoman Janissary Song Kffar English Lyrics
Turkey: • Turkey's Most Stereoty...
Turkey’s Most Stereotypical Music
Kingdom of Zimbabwe: • Best Zulu chant warrio...
Best Zulu chant warriors chanting Impi
Zimbabwe: • Jah Prayzah - Mukwasha...
Jah Prayzah Mukwasha Official Music Video
Japan Muromachi period: • The Plight of the Samu...
The Plight of the Samurai
Japan: • Manuel - Gas Gas Gas
Manuel Gas Gas Gas
Kingdom of Castile: • Cantos Labrados (Medie...
Cantos Labrados Medieval Spanish music
Spain: • Noches en Andalucía (S...
Noches en Andaluca Spanish Guitar Govi
Norman England: • ⚗️ Medieval & Celtic (...
Medieval Celtic Royalty Free Music LANDS by alexproductionsnocopyright
England: • Tubthumping (I Get Kno...
Tubthumping I Get Knocked Down Lyrics
Wallachia: • Wallachian Medieval Fo...
Wallachian Medieval Folk Song ReUpload
Romania: • No Vampires Remain in ...
No Vampires Remain in Romania Dracula Spectacular
Novgorod Republic: • Novgorod | Epic Mediev...
Novgorod Epic Medieval Slavic Fantasy Art Music
Russia: • Xcho - Ты и Я | Tik To...
Xcho Tik Tok Remix
Mongol Empire: • "In Praise of Genghis ...
In Praise of Genghis Khan Mongolian Traditional Song
Mongolia: • Mongolian Music - Boer...
Mongolian Music Boerte Gobi
Mayan Civilization: • Xitotepec - Musica Maya
Xitotepec Musica Maya
Mexico: • Juan Gabriel - Tus Ojo...
Juan Gabriel Tus Ojos Mexicanos Lindos Cover Audio
Vijayanagara Empire: • Destroyer of Worlds - ...
Destroyer of Worlds Epic Indian Music
India (South): • Vennu Mallesh - It's M...
Vennu Mallesh Its My Life What Ever I Wanna Do
Papal States: • Salve regina 11th century
Salve Regina 11th Century
Italy: • Italian Background Mus...
Italian Background Music Free Download Music
Norway (Viking Age): • Varangian - Viking Mus...
Varangian Viking Music Nordic Pagan Germanic Royalty Free Music
Norway: • Stjernestøv
Stjernestv
As a resident of Japan, I can confirm that we control cars with the help of arrows
Lmao as someone who’s been living in Japan for 10 years.
同意します。
So das why yall drift gud
Vector Plate go brrrrrr
Use the Arrow Keys to move!
Oh you're Japanese, I'm sorry, I mean この番組はご覧のスポンサーの提供でお送りします
Shouldn't the papal states be compared to today's Vatican? 🤓☝🏻
pretty much
The Vatican is essentially a branch of Italy
I don't think that UA-cam would appreciate the pedophilia reference that would be so obvious 😆
@@KohanKilletz ??????
@@KohanKilletz Nah, if we wanted to be logical that would be "medieval schools vs modern schools".
Considering Mayans were only at the southern tip of Mexico and were mainly present in neighbouring central american states, the Aztecs would have been more fitting. Especially since the Mexican capital was built over the former Aztec capital.
The Aztecs were more invaders and conquerors than a civilization originating from central Mesoamerica.
It was that same reason why thousands of indigenous people belonging to other groups and who have been in Mesoamerica much longer than the Aztecs, They preferred to first join the Spanish and attack the Aztecs.
Mayans should be Guatemala, but noone remember about Guatemala
muscovy would have also been more fitting for russia
Yep
@@kocant1274then whom novgorod? Ukraine? Belarus? Are you tripping boy
1:53 The Turkey edit is dope lmao 😂😂🤣~~~
Love that ice cream guy 😂
What’s the context behind the ice cream?
@@InfoAddict26in most viral Turkish vids the street vendors always fake out the customer before actually handing over the food lol
As a Zimbabwean I did not expect to see my country get mentioned.
О боже, спасибо, хоть сегодня без хард басса и адидаса
Адидас на месте)
А я мотал видео в ожидании хардбасса…
ГООООООЛ
ГОООООООЛ
Mongolia Aged like fine wine 🍷🗿
I too like my capital being so air polluted it is x27 the level WHO recommends as safe and the poverty at 27% of the country.
@@aJamBiscuit lol
Have U been to Mongolia?
Germany and France get an immigrant but UK not? Lol
you can have ours!
Yeah that’s inaccurate
@@meixo9083 All these immigrants who are proud of their countries should live there. That’s what a country is- A group of people with a common race/culture/religion/values. The European countries are no longer single coherent societies
What about social opinion of europeans about immigrants in Europe??
@@kingarthur1217 may england be english, and germany be german once again, brother.
Why Papal state is Italy, not Vatican city?
becoz autor stupid
waaaaaaaghhhhh
The Vatican City literally exists only because of the concession made by Italy to the Catholic Church with the Lateran Treaty, at the time of that pig Mussolini
The papal states controlled a LOT of central Italy at their height
And no Italy before 18something
Day one of asking to make a video about Eastern Roman Empire
Well it doesn’t exist anymore (not since 1453) so you can’t directly compare it to anything today. I guess you could compare it to the Roman Empire at its peak during the classical period 🤷♂️
He means Byzantium (= Modern Greece)
Smug Pepe-elephant holding his tooth with his trunk was fucking genius
Great video. You should do a 2. part
you forgot to add happy merchants to every medieval christian nation
Clifford Tower 🫢
Oh dear God no...
Missed a golden opportunity with Sweeden
Yeah, for slavering Finns and now they got massive gang problem
Just Norway but with the refugees
Thanks for the video. Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's literally obsessed with anything Medieval ultra-in-depth based on detailed single country history I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series. Keep up wit the amazing work, Jacques
Thanks, I’ll check him out.
@@imperatorscratchmataz I feel targeted by this comment
0:54 peak indian architecture 🗿👌
And now you live in houses made out of excrement
Constructed with only the most durable cow poo
@@NuSuntSerb cry about it 👌
@@Sujin8178 only one crying is you, pajeet
@@Sujin8178 why cant you build things like that anymore? Did the street food lower iq?
This is really tame. Show us the really real modern countries.
He respects everyone, since no bad stereotypes
Like what, arabs for norway? Africans for spain and italy?
@@NuSuntSerbFrance is completely Arab and African 😂
He didn't even touch Sweden.
England is basically just Pakistan at this point.
It's crazy how countries have become!
Part 2, you HAVE to put Portugal and Brazil 🇧🇷 🇵🇹
Man, I miss the Holy Roman Empire.
Loved how you used hasan mutlucan's kuffar for ottoman empire
Beautiful, man! 😢
No Scotland? :Wojak crying:
I lost it at the iconic turkish ice cream trick and the donkey gigachad 😂
Congrats for the great video!
The Yucatan peninsula (land of the maya) was this close 🤏 to being an independent country. In fact, a few months ago there was a cotnroversy because the Yucatan flag was raised alone in the main plaza.
And you featured aspects from the rest of mexico so this could be interpreted as Mexico crushing the mayan culture.
Hasta que el gran Don Porfirio los aplastó definitivamente.
Like knowing more about countries through these memes,never stop dude
From Novgorod with Love 👍
The background music really suits the countries
I think the song used for Frankish kingdom is a piece of the Swedish medieval ballad called Herr Olof. I played it with my folk music ensemble 😌
Yo can you make a part 2??
0:44 ragazzi, lo stato della chiesa non ha mai controllato Firenze, anche se i Guelfi l’hanno controllata non era parte dello stato della chiesa, inoltre quell’immagine è del XV secolo e in quel periodo c’era un Granducato di Firenze
Greetings from Argentina
What a beautiful country! Saludos desde Rosario
Love seeing the many variants of Pepe in this video
Where do you collect the wojaks?
I thought the Mongolia music was going to be the same for both.
Also, the chad donkey XD
1:41 as a Mexican, I truly appreciate you used Juan Gabriel's music instead of dull corridos 🇲🇽
Very good, the world is beautiful
Modern generals:My army goes where i say to go
Medival generals:My army goes,where i go.
Exactly. In the past, the rulers were also leaders. Today we have rulers but not leaders (for the most part). The whole "do as I say but not as I do."
As a German, Norway has the best transition
Holy roman empire over Germany
@@dmn5309 GERMANY ABOVE EVERYTHING
@@FriedrichWerner-so7rb why?
Holy Roman Empire or Carolingian Empire?
The moment my ears heard Salve Regina wasthe moment this video earned another like
Me alegra y sorprende que México haya aparecido en el video, gracias
Part 2 ?
Russia one was dope 🔥1:59
Russia is not a real country, they just mongols with a vodka
Мы и сейчас стараемся как можем 🤙
@@romashizzo7184 только получается нихрена не круто
@@sabelsky некруто в 22, сейчас вполне нормально.
@@romashizzo7184 в гробу я видел такую нормальность. Наука разгромлена, спорт в бане, людей сажают в тюрьму за репост, десятки моих знакомых эмигрировали, страна в международной изоляции.
That Mexican song was really good, what song was it.
2:16 the guy on the left looks like Lee from the walking dead
Why didn't you add Numa Numa for Romania?
1.-Castilla is only one of the 4 states that habited the Spanish territory
2.- In Mexico there were many more pre-Hispanic peoples, the Mexica, Purépecha, Tlaxcaltecas, Tarascans, etc., the Mayans only lived from the state of Tabasco to, if I remember correctly, Guatemala, so they are more related to them
As a British person pubs are part of our culture
Only Norway seems to be better
Both? Both is good
Pretty much every single country is better than in the Medieval Ages. Saying otherwise is dumb.
yeah, all of them are better
LooooL, "Aurora in any Norwegian context"
2:25
I made up a joke:
Two cheerful geese lived in Norway:
One: AURORA, sowed flowers and mental antidepressants.
Another: VARG VIKERNES, burned churches and sawed rough as a stone black metal
Beautiful ending with Norway 🇳🇴🇳🇴
0:53 sono italiano e l’anno scorso ho visitato Firenze
France... please... we have to go back :*(.
C’est pas nécessaire
Spain🗿➡️🗿
no byzantine empire? wtf
Principality of Wallachia:
**shows Bran castle built in Transylvania by German colonists hired by the Hungarian crown**
Sums up Romanian history pretty well😂
By your logic, new york isnt american
Also medieval kingdoms: gets plastered by a cough
0:19
Incorrect, France is 90% black
NON
, 50% Arab, 30% Black, 15% Jewish, 4,99% Other (Asian, Caucasian...) and maybe a little bit of White (Native French).
I think there is more Frenchs in Louisiana or in Quebec.
@@Omegatordu68 c’est pas bien de mentir comme mon grand, quitte à vouloir cracher bêtement sa haine, autant le faire bien
@@Omegatordu68 well thats just wrong
@@Plunderingpirates Oui j'ai mis trop de Français dans mon pourcentage.
Dans ma région on doit être 3 et encore certains dans des familles ce sont salit avec des Italiens. ( Des cousins surtout moi je suis encore un autochtone)
hubo un error en el minuto 1:37 los mayas no habitaban la zona de mexico, ellos mas bien habitaban zonas del sur de centroamerica, como los actuales panama, ecuador, venezuela y colombia
los que habitaban en el territorio del actual mexico eran los aztecas, tlaxcaltecas, totonacas, otomies, entre otros
They did actually, but only in the Yucatan peninsula. But yeah, aztecs would fit better in this scenario by the mexican area they occupied and Mexico City being built over techno---- i dont really know how to spell it lol
Desinformación, los mayas nunca llegaron a Panamá, menos a Venezuela, Colombia o Ecuador que están en Sudamérica, los mayas habitaban la península de Yucatán hasta el extremo sur en Chiapas hasta partes de Nicaragua, no le crean a este desinformador
Misinformation, the Mayans never reached Panama, much less Venezuela, Colombia or Ecuador which are in South America, the Mayans inhabited the Yucatan Peninsula to the extreme south in Chiapas until part
@@yagocarvalho6546Tenochtitlan was a marginal city at the end of the Middle Ages, and when it began to grow, the Middle Ages would end only 2 decades later.
@@Galletas-my3sv thank you all very much for the correction
Honestly
living in Norway in Medieval would be a lot of pain
Well...Viking Societies were not as Horrible as Other European ones
The thing was the Cold Temperatures and dangers of the zones
@@Fanglongmon_solos_ur_versenot as horrible - they lived off of pillaging. Viking literally means “to raid”
@@JackMeoff46 Yeah they did for themselves but think about the Laws and Lifestyle they had outside Violence
@@Fanglongmon_solos_ur_verse i would rather go on viking than to work :D
As a Romanian, I can agree!
Should have done Sicily. It’s had maybe the biggest downgrade from the high point under Roger II and Federico II.
Sadly so.
Song or Ming China is missing
Luke 8:20-21 (JFA) And it was said unto him, Thy mother and thy brethren stand without, which desire to see thee. But he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are they that hear the word of God, and do it.
2:11 should have put rhodesia instead
2:16 Lee!!! :D
That donkey gigachad got me
Novgorod republic put a tear in my eye 🥲
Maya civilization was mainly in Guatemala not Mexico
As someone who failed history class and doesn't keep up with modern day society I need explanations for nearly all of them.
Its just a meme bro
But the main thing is that there is now a lot of non-europeans living in Europe
1:00 such a waste Fellow !
Where is Portugal?
Norf fc spitting straight facts again
Some countries kept its essence better than others
Why ottoman empire instead of byzantium
becouse byz is a greece
@@trevile3538 Byzantium is both Greece and turkey idk what u talking abt
@@trevile3538 you look like a henti artist
@@Xav-ce1re
never thought why the lands of the 'old continent' alone are under the oppression of the kalergian genocide?
Papal States is technically medieval Vatican... yk, cause they're the same state.
Also where China bruh?
what happened to germany? :D
Why you don't talk about tortures in medieval time??!
Yesyes flamenco in the streets 👌👌👌💃💃💃
What about iran?
2:02 the frog is sus
Count Dracula's even more sus
Mongola then and now is practically the same, but less violent, but in the rest, is not too different.
1:39
Civilization 5 reference detected!
Ottoman empire : You cant take our Lands!!!
Türkiye: you cant catch the ice Cream. Vuhuuv
Though in Zimbabwe nothing happens 😅
Where is Andrew Tate in modern Romania ?
Your representation of Russia is extremely authentic)
Where is the ‘Central Kingdom🐉’? The most influential and superior civilization in the East.
The Greek former glory and civilization fell to the bottom of the abyss
Rhodesia, not Zimbabwe
Spain/Leon/Navarre/Castille is still based to this very day
Gigachad medieval period vs average modern enjoyer
The papal states would be vatican city
0:52 sono italiano e voglio che qualcuno mi dica che diavolo di mostro quello al centro
2:10 please send me picture of giga donkey
that was really unpolite towards Rumania tho
Medieval vs Modern Europe...
We were proper kingdoms once.