The Bible be like...
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- Опубліковано 17 бер 2024
- (All wojaks used are from www.wojakland.com) St. Paul: "I'm writing letters to everyone"
Old Testament
Genesis: • [Copyright Free Orches...
Copyright Free Orchestral Multi Acheron
Exodus: • [Copyright Free Music]...
• The Ten Commandments |...
The Ten Commandments Theme
Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy: • [Copyright Free Orches...
Copyright Free Orchestral JRS Schattenberg Mirage
Joshua: • Joshua Fought the Batt...
Joshua Fought the Battle of Jericho
Judges: • Doom Style Industrial ...
Doom Style Industrial Metal Torn Flesh Royalty Free No Copyright Background Music
Ruth: • Secret Garden | Royalt...
Secret Garden Ivan Dutch
1st and 2nd Samuel: • [Copyright Free Music]...
Copyright Free Music Multi Vallis
1st and 2nd Kings: • [Copyright Free Orches... Copyright Free Orchestral Multi Call For Aid
1st and 2nd Chronicles: • I'm My Own Grandpa
Im My Own Grandpa
Ezra: • [Copyright Free Orches...
Copyright Free Orchestral JRS Schattenberg Rising Fires
Nehemiah: • [Copyright Free Orches...
Copyright Free Orchestral JRS Schattenberg Cavalcade
Tobit: • The Weeknd - Blinding ...
Blinding Lights - The Weeknd
Judith: • The Vampire Court | Ro...
The Vampire Court Royalty Free Vampire Music
Esther: • Persian Battle (Royalt...
Persian Battle Royalty Free Music
Job: • Dark Ambient Music (No...
Dark Ambient Music No Copyright
Psalms: • Psalm 91: Qui habitat ...
Psalm 91 Qui habitat in adiutorio Altissimi Ancient Roman chant Lyric video
Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Canticle of Canticles, and Wisdom: • What did the Music of ...
What did the Music of Solomons Temple sound like
Sirach: • Psalms 104 sung in an...
Psalms 104 sung in ancient Hebrew
Isaiah: • Arabian Fantasy Music ...
Arabian Fantasy Music Hual Hadi
Jeremiah: • [Copyright Free Orches...
Copyright Free Orchestral Multi Metus
Lamentations: • Man crying sound effects
Man Crying Sound Effect
Baruch: • Lost Melodies - Hebrew...
Lost Melodies Hebrew Chanting Psalm 95
Ezekiel: • Mirage | Dark Ambient...
Mirage Dark Ambient Mystery Royalty Free Music
Daniel: • Wheel Of Time Music - ...
Wheel Of Time Music Glimpsing Into the One Power Royalty Free Music
Jonah: • In The Belly Of The Wh...
In The Belly Of The Whale
Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi:
• 'Light in Dark Places'...
Light in Dark Places by Scott Buckley Calm Epic Music No Copyright
1st and 2nd Macabees: • [Copyright Free Orches...
Copyright Free Orchestral Multi Wild Wars
New Testament
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John: • 'Light in Dark Places'...
"Light in Dark Places" by Scott Buckley is under a Creative Commons license (CC BY 3.0) creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: • 'Light in Dark Places' by Scott Buckl...
Acts: • Great Journeys Await (...
Great Journeys Await
Romans, 1st and 2nd Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1st and 2nd Thessalonians: • Suite for String Orche...
Suite for String Orchestra Presto
1st and 2nd Timothy, Titus, Philemon: • Suite for String Orche...
Suite for String Orchestra Presto
Hebrews: • Hos Ephanerothe - An E...
Hos Ephanerothe An Early Christian Hymn
James: • Hymn of St. James (aft...
Hymn of St James after Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
1st and 2nd Peter: • [Copyright Free Music]...
[Copyright Free Music] Multi - Colossus
1st 2nd and 3rd John: • 🌙 Copyright Free Orche...
Copyright Free Orchestral Music Unexplored Moon by MiguelJohnson
Jude: • Adventure | Royalty Fr...
Adventure Royalty Free Medieval Fantasy Music
Revelation: • A Beautiful Soundtrack...
A Beautiful Soundtrack for the Apocalypse - The Expanse
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You forgot the "Virgin Ba'als prophets vs Chad Elijah" moment in the bible.
That one would be Elijah with a troll face saying "Call a little louder, maybe Ba'al is asleep."
That whole story is like
1 Kings 18:20-39 😀
40 😦
Average Baal fan vs Average Jehoavah Enjoyer.
@@SilverEvansYahweh* not jehoavah
@@SilverEvansboth semitic
This is maybe my favorite bible verse "I hereby command you
Be strong and courageos;
Do not be frightened or dismayed
For the Lord your God
Is with you wherever you go"
Joshua 1:9
Hallelujah
"I hate divorce" - God
Same here
@@AwesomeIII
Corrigeme si me equivoco ¿Jesús no había dicho que el divorcio estaba permitido si uno de ellos era adultero?
@@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG You are correct.
Ecclesiastes: *lights cigarette* listen here young man...
Yup, one of the most depressed sounding of the books, and that's saying something.
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz I just see it as a realistic understanding of the world and how to cope with it. Unfortunately our situation is depressing but we shouldn't let that bother us, because we have God
@@xSephironx True.
Basically the whole book is “Yeah, you see that? It’s worthless. Only God matters.”
@@arcturus4762Amen John 3:16
Thank you brother your lesson was very Enjoyable
DAMN
God bless!
Thank you so much fren :)
Lord have mercy, a hundo just like that 😅😅😅
WOAHHHHHHH 100
I recommend all Christians to read the Bible. Watching summaries is fine on the surface level, but it's best to read it first hand regardless.
Currently reading one chapter per day of the old testament, the gospels, and the rest of the new testament
@@marvalice3455 I'm doing it 15 minutes before bed. Or, when I'm at the gym!
@@JustinCage56 let us pray for each other that we stay strong:)
@@marvalice3455 Amen, brother!!!!
Exactly how I came to quit being christian.
0:40 Never thought I'd see biblical kings protrayed as soyjacks but its fitting
Especially when you read into how evil and disastrous the reigns of both Rehoboam and Jeroboam were.
I was about to comment on this too lol
I suppose it proves that reddit mentality has existed long before the Internet
Your interpretation of Jn 16:7 is very infantile. Why? Well,
1) Jesus will send the Conforter. The conforter is Muhammad. So Jesus is God✅
2) I will send him....in roughly 600 years, sorry the delay :/
@@Mdsoyabaktar25 The conforter is the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ.
@@matteop700ah yes, the holy trinity: the Father, the Son and that one random Ismael descendant from very far away that teaches the opposite of what his god actually wanted from his people.
Christ is King
Iuppiter Optimus Maximus rex est!
Amen
indeed
Waiting for the Abdul to comment that Al-Lah is the real God 😂
Opium of the people.
Based Christianity ✝️
Jesus: His monotheism then became paganism, the Holy Spirit, the servant angel whose narrator, God, cannot mention his name with God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-fl5mq9kp7g this is unreadable
@@user-fl5mq9kp7gwhat are you saying
thats the old testament, so everything there is judaism not christianity.
@@timebundle no.
All the Pauline Epistles can be summed up as "It's a good thing God's patience is infinite, because _my_ patience with you clowns is wearing thin."
lmao as a Catholic that pretty much sums up everything that he wrote in his letters
i second Paul on this so hard.
I saw a comment on a different video about this. It was like "Imagine if Paul was alive today and he saw the state of Christianity. 1 Americans 1-10: [Dear father in heaven where do I even begin....-]
@@andreasviken2949I believe someone head would fly 🪰
Absolutely based and Christ-pilled.
The only pill we need
Red and blue come from satan
When they say based on what simple say based on the world of god friend.
Happy St. Patrick Day everyone
Drink responsibly
@@MakeLoveNotWar687Through Christ Our Lord. Amen.
Wasn't it yesterday or I'm dumb?
Happy
St. Patricks Day
🍀
i was born in tarsus where st paul actually born
How many Christians are still in Adana region? Are there many? And do they speak Greek, Turkish, Arabic, or Syriac?
@@habibi_sport312 im living in istanbul rn but i can say there is a lot of christian villages (armenian and greek) in tarsus
@@tarikbugradGood. Turkey is responsible for genocide yet no one holds them accountable! Good to know some villages persist
nice pfp
Is a touristic place? How is living there?
"Im sleeping with fishes here"
Haven't heard that song in years lol
2:46 “Greetings, this is Paul”
This how I be saying hello to my friends
Based Jeremiah. Instead of being angry, judging and stuff, he politely tells everyone that there is always a path to restoration, no matter how many sins one may commit.
Did not expect to see Tobit, Judith, Baruch, or Maccabees included here
Well they're in the Bible
we gotta be ecumenical m8. or something.
it seems OP is roman catholic, but yea the deuterocanon was considered scripture by the 7 ecumenical councils
@@roarkkaufman9339 I don't see Tobit in my Bible
@@valentinomnguni3420 Your Bible is missing a few books then.
Holy Bible - Best book in the world
Quran's a close 2nd
@@IbelieveinGod483 nuh uh
@@user-gwksb719vakBmaQuran is the best book not Bible
@@sepure2859 its the best book to wipe my ass after taking a shit
I prefer books written by nonpedophiles who dont lie and wage war @@sepure2859
I appreciate you recognized all 73 books. Thank you.
Tobit sends his son Tobias to marry Sarah, and when Tobias returns to his father Raphael cures Tobit’s blindness.
The rest is absolutely perfect.
Thank you thank you!
Yeah I knew I was going to get something wrong.
@@TheCrusaderReturns Are you Catholic?
The Word: ''Love The Lord your God with your entire heart, entire soul and entire being. Love one another as you love yourself.''
Protestants, Catholics, Orthodox, Copts : ''But I don't know their books!''
The Word: ''Did I stutter or something?''
if religions are stories and stories have themes then Christianity's theme is forgiveness
well you're not wrong there
@@CheekiScrubb i like to think of every religion having its own story, like how aztec mythology is debt
@@LEWIS_sanders_9- As a Mexican, I'd say debt was a near foreign concept to the Aztecs. It's a similar redemption through sacrifice that Christianity has. All religions ultimately point to the same direction.
@@GermanConquistador08its because they are all incomplete understandings of God for good or ill, only Christ can offer salvation
Jesus: Then why do you mention God and Gabriel? Who will be with you in your grave? Is it God or Gabriel? @@CHRISTOSANESTI2023
Well damn. I need a complete Bible
Imagine interpreting the whole Bible in this format.
Get a Catholic Holy Bible, 73 books included.
May I suggest the Divine Mercy bible?
As a Bible enjoyer if you’re going the catholic route I suggest a Douay Rheims version, if you go the Protestant route I recommend the KJV or NKJV if you don’t like reading in ‘ye olde English’.
@@DLTRN1369 I had one as a kid. Probably stowed somewhere in the attic
The Ten Commandments (original) soundtrack is actually straight fire. If any of you haven’t listened to the high quality version, definitely give it an ear on UA-cam.
based Deuterocanon includer
Based complete Bible
based fully divinely inspired Bible
based entire Catholic Bible in all its glory
@@MtCarmel1251he’s forgotten 1 and 2nd Enoch, the gospel of Thomas, the apocalypse of Paul, the gospel of Mary Magdalene, the gospel of Judas, the protoevangelium of saint james, 3rd and 4th maccabees, the secret book of John, and the book of two principles HOW COULD HE??
@@CuntDkuwhat
BRO HE GOT ALL 73 LETS GOOOOOO
It's over Lutherbros...
💪💪🙌🙌
AMEN 😼@@DoctorDewgong
Jesus Christ says there’s only the Law (Torah,) Prophets (Ne’evim,) and Psalms (Ketuvim,) in Luke 24:44. The traditional Tanakh (Old Testament) that the Jew and Jesus Christ read and recognized as scripture was 66 books. The apocrypha was *never* recognized as scripture.
@@tjbol then why was it recognized as scripture by oh, all of Christianity until the 1500s?
I've been reading the Bible (73 books) for the first time daily for the past 310-ish days. I just finished the Old Testament and 3/4 of the Gospels. I only have a few chapters of Proverbs, Luke, and the rest of the New Testament. It's been a crazy journey.
W man
Do you apply them as well
@@electric1150 I do my best and examining one's conscience everyday with the help of the Holy Spirit points out where God is working in you and where you need more of God's grace in.
@@joshflinchbaugh5866 That is correct answer. Be blessed even more my brother in Christ 🙏
@@electric1150 Thank you, likewise 🙏
You sir are based for including the Deuterocanon.
I mean he is Catholic and
Catholics had 73 compared to 63 of prots
I was wondering where the extra pages came from
@@r.connor9280They aren't extra 😆
@@r.connor9280 They weren't "extra", they are the correct Canon. The protestants removed them.
@@adude849 66.
massive W for including the deutoronomical canon
May The Lord, Be With You All Amen🕊️✝️
When he keeps all 73 books 🙏
Enoch? 😂😂
@@crazydonkey420 Enoch is a fake book.
Thank you for this video I've literally never heard of tobit until now
By far your best video, brother.
God bless You 🙏🙏😇👍
I love this, the music choices and wojaks were perfect each time
Dude....love the use of classic Veggietales in here! I still listen when I have the time. Great job on the video!
1:53 25-17
"The path of the righteous man..." 😉
I appreciate that you included the dutercannonical books
This was actually pretty epic and beautiful haha
And thanks for including the divinely inspired duetercanonical books👍
The good stuff starts at 2:19
Nah they start at 0:00 💯
I like how 99% of the bible mainly contains human stories ....
Unlike other.."religious" books
What a great way to sum up each books of the Bible is about, entertaining and educational.
I was actually watching Christian TikTok compilations so this was perfect timing!
✝️ amen brother 👍
Nice pfp 👍
@@crusader2112 thank you!
@@FighterForOrthodoxy No problem.
Top 10 new methods of touching kids ?
Praise God!!! God bless you brother
Thank you for using the Veggie Tales pop song from Jonah. Very good.
I love the soundtrack for this one.
73 books yeah
Someone should publish a Wojak Bible that's like the "Lego Bible" except everything is illustrated with wojaks
So beautiful.
The music and scene is the most epicest ever thank you for sharing your rich wisdom of the bibles history
0:01
Noah, Abraham, Isaac and the Jacob family: ._.
You wanted to say Abraham's legacy 👍
Totally missed the chance to do a Prince of Egypt reference.
the soundtrack choices are top tier
where do you get such recommendations?
Muito bom o conteúdo irmão e continue espalhando o evangelho.❤✝️🕊🙏🙌💪🔥⚔
Awesome video, wished each video remained on screen longer.
Based Deuterocanonical Chad
Judith: ladies and gentlemen... Holofernes' head.
Maccabees: ladies and gentlemen... Mang Kanor's head and tongue
Esther: THIS IS PERSIA, AMALEKITE!!! (kicks Haman at the gibbet)
(Funny enough that Agagite refers to King Agag of Amalek who got killed by Samuel.)
- Loses family and wealth.
- Named "Job".
now I'm enlightened.
Thankyou for this video praise jesus our saviour
The Ten Commandments song gave me goosebumps
0:59
I thought it was Tobit's son Tobias
Truly one of the Bible/Christian videos i’ve ever watched, this is definitely God Approved
Thank you! ❤
The True Bible ✝️
Just realized how dumb I was
We all are.
Well then, LET'S GET TO WORKIN' ON THAT LADS! 🧔💪🤜🤛
LMAO
I threw my sides out of the window when Judges came on with the shredding music.
Thanks !
I was pleasantly surprised to see he included the Deuterocanonical books
Could you make a video titled Catholic saints be like...?
that would be a W
We need a Tobit movie that seems like such a cool idea.
Tobit and Judith mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
Bro included the extra 7 books, the Sacred Heart, AND the immaculate heart as well with the salve regina in the background, what a sigma 😤😫😮💨
0:16 was a major nostalgia trip for me. 😂
Luke 8:20-21 (JFA) And it was said unto him, Thy mother and thy brethren stand without, which desire to see thee. But he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are they that hear the word of God, and do it.
great video
2:08
W Newsboys
song of songs book is a nice one
This is brilliant !!!
This is great. I love the metal music for judges, its perfect.
CHRISTIANITY ☦⚔❤☝️
He really made Adam a femboy. Good Lord
a shaggy haircut makes you a femboy???
@@InitialPC that is the femboy wojak dude
@@MetaphysicalBladeits the twink wojak not femboy specifically
Well, he never work out, he just born, eat fruits and married (?)
@@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG I don't think that makes you a femboy tho does it
You included the deuterocanon. Nice.
A+ for the music alone.
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After the 👃returned from Babylon they were never the same..
In many ways.
Wild 😂
your "son of god" is a jew as are all the prophets you steal and calim as your own priest lover
Yeah cause Jesus Mary Joseph John the Baptist all 12 apostles and St Paul were Jewish, meaning after Babylon they were glorified with the birth of God and the beginning of Christianity, right?
@@whitebeans7292 so it's important to understand that not all people within a group manifest the vices typically of a group.
This should be obvious.
That said, if you read the Jewish records of the "intertestemental period" you will find many serious issues in their culture, some of which persist till this very day.
Obviously, this doesn't mean every individual has these vices. It's also possible for a culture as a whole to confront these issues, but only when they are acknowledged
Can we talk about the music chosen? They’re all so great
God bless and much love to all ❤🙏
This was educational af
Incredibly based to add Luke 1:28-38. Ave Theotokos ❤️✝️
Thank you God bless you
nice work
Embrace christianity ✝️☦️☝🏻
Amen!
Even putting Christianity aside, Bible is such an interesting book.
Why would I put Christianity aside?
@@DoctorDewgong You shouldn't, but even if you do, Bible is still an amazing book.
Fantastic Video!! Great memeology of Christianity. Love it
The fact dat u put a Pepe Frog in the Garden along with Adam N Eve makes this video N channel Goated already (U dropped dis right here my man 👉 🏆)
Based
Me, a Protestant, who forgot this was a Catholic channel:
😮
All the cool shit your guys removed!
When Tobit popped up and I saw this was from the _real_ Bible... *Hype!*
I love when Paul said "IT'S EPISTLE TIME" and start epistling over everyone
I truly do not understand people who do not fall to their knees before the Tsar of Tsars our most beloved Pantokrator and creator of all.
What must be going on in those people heads when they see Him and are not immediately filled with a mix of dread/awe/love/safety and just pure fucking respect towards the Triune God.
Like how can you simply not be proud beyond measure and at the same time humbled to have a God that literally came down to see this shit life we live with all of our urges and idiotic problems and still go thru it all AND says unto us "I will not love you as this world does."
Glory be unto Christ! ВО ВЈЕКИ ВЈЕКОВ!
That's why we spread this good news
2:27 MY MOM
2:56 Patron Saint of all Hispanics
3:00 Patron Saint of the Popes and all Latins
St. Juan Diego?
My city was named after the patron saint of all hispanics
1:00 blinding lights made me laugh 😂
First of all this video is gold, I’ve been subscribed for quite a while now!! Also I’m not definitively telling you what to do, since obviously you can use meme culture to convey a message, but I just thought I’d let you know that Matthew 18:7 and Romans 14:13 advise against causing temptation for fellow Christians, which meme culture has the potential to do- again I’m not saying you have to do anything, just informing you in case you were unaware, have a good one!