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  • Опубліковано 25 лют 2024
  • (All wojaks used are from www.wojakland.com)
    Music Used:
    Alabama: Sweet Home Alabama
    Alaska: Everything Tonight - Pitbull
    Arizona: In The End - Linkin Park
    Arkansas: Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
    California: California Girls - Katy Perry
    Colorado: High - The Chainsmokers
    Connecticut:
    Delaware: Wannabe - Spice Girls
    Florida: Hustlin’ - Rick Ross
    Georgia: Georgia on my mind
    Hawaii: Somewhere Over The Rainbow
    Idaho: Hard Working Man - Brooks and Dunn
    Illinois: Chip Da Ripper Freestyle
    Indiana: Life Is A Highway Plankton Cover
    Iowa: Something Bout a Truck - Kip Moore
    Kansas: Dust In the Wind - Kansas
    Kentucky: Drinkin’ Problem - Midland
    Louisiana: Charleston - Zantalino and His Orchestra
    Maine: Sittin’ On The Dock of The Bay - Otis Redding
    Maryland: Flashing Lights - Kanye West
    Massachusetts: Luigi Boccherini Minuetto
    Michigan: Detroit Rock City - KISS
    Minnesota: Fargo dialogue
    Mississippi: Louisiana Woman and Mississippi Man - Conway Twitty
    Missouri: Misery - Maroon 5
    Montana: Can Gangsters Cry? - Glorb
    Nebraska: For A Few Dollars More - Ennio Morricone
    Nevada: Fly Me To The Moon
    New Hampshire: Blizzard Sounds
    New Jersey: Woke Up This Morning
    New Mexico: Breaking Bad Theme
    New York: Empire State of Mind - Jay Z
    North Carolina:
    North Dakota: A Whiter Shade of Pale
    Ohio: Everlong Acoustic - Foo Fighters
    Oklahoma: Oklahoma! song
    Oregon: Reptilia - The Strokes
    Pennsylvania: Amish Paradise
    Rhode Island: Not Too Soon - Throwing Muses
    South Carolina: She Had Me At Heads Carolina
    South Dakota: Black Betty - Ram Jam
    Tennessee: There Was This Girl
    Texas: Amarillo by Morning - George Strait
    Utah: Count They Fount Of Every Blessing
    Vermont: God Only Knows - Beach Boys
    Virginia: Just As The Founding Fathers Intended
    Washington: Twin Peaks Theme
    West Virginia: Take Me Home Country Roads - John Denver
    Wisconsin: Family Guy Tuba Song
    Wyoming: Wings Brokeback Mountain Theme

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  • @Hello68-r1b
    @Hello68-r1b 4 місяці тому +5686

    As a Russian who never been in United States I agree with this

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 місяці тому +101

      Why can’t you guys make good cheese? It genuinely confuses me.

    • @tyman8888
      @tyman8888 4 місяці тому +324

      ​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus У нас декоммунизация. Коммунисты делали сыр лучше, мы, тем временем, делаем сыр хуже, коммунистам на зло!

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 місяці тому +128

      @@tyman8888 Я сейчас пьян, а мой русский заржавел с тех пор, как умер мой брат, и мне не с кем его использовать

    • @treyshaffer
      @treyshaffer 4 місяці тому +16

      how did you fail to pronounce the v in never even when you wrote it with a keyboard

    • @Hello68-r1b
      @Hello68-r1b 4 місяці тому +15

      @@treyshaffer простите, исправил

  • @harrybriggs2586
    @harrybriggs2586 4 місяці тому +5492

    As a Wyomingite, I can confirm I am in fact a horse.

    • @user-yr6ow6zc6o
      @user-yr6ow6zc6o 4 місяці тому +118

      Watch out for vaush

    • @savis0
      @savis0 4 місяці тому +42

      @@user-yr6ow6zc6ofor the last time, he wants to BE the horse

    • @Letwoo67
      @Letwoo67 4 місяці тому +38

      You are not from Wyoming no one is

    • @TheMechwar88
      @TheMechwar88 4 місяці тому +20

      And as a Garfield scholar, I can confirm that your state doesn't even exist.

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 4 місяці тому +11

      Do you happen to speak normal words?

  • @MexicanDumbsville
    @MexicanDumbsville 2 місяці тому +657

    My man missed a GIGANTIC opportunity to use Mississippi Queen when Mississippi showed up

    • @DSBInfamous
      @DSBInfamous Місяць тому +7

      He’s got Nashville in the background too.

    • @sstasmania486
      @sstasmania486 22 дні тому +2

      @@DSBInfamousthats Nashville?

    • @user-vk9tb6vh1k
      @user-vk9tb6vh1k 22 дні тому +3

      Держись, корова, из штата Айова!». «В этом году Советский Союз догонит США по валовому производству молока»

    • @NeutralCivilian8264
      @NeutralCivilian8264 21 день тому +1

      @@sstasmania486 I think the background is supposed to be about the steamboat.

    • @stuart4341
      @stuart4341 12 днів тому

      I was disappointed there were no Cajuns in Louisiana

  • @Feelinlikeagnome
    @Feelinlikeagnome 2 місяці тому +138

    As a virgin, i can confirm we go to school, work, and shopping while wearing a powdered wig and carrying a musket

    • @MartVale1
      @MartVale1 18 днів тому +9

      What state do you live in? 😂

    • @laiz1151
      @laiz1151 18 днів тому +10

      ​@@MartVale1 I'm not sure if he/she lives in a convent or in the state of Virginia.

    • @swordofice890
      @swordofice890 17 днів тому

      Just virgin things

    • @godblessyouhomie
      @godblessyouhomie 14 днів тому +2

      ​@@laiz1151😂😂

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane 8 днів тому +2

      As a Pennsylvanian that moved to Virginia, I can back that up. You people are so behind the times lol. Now good day, English.

  • @vuvuvu6291
    @vuvuvu6291 4 місяці тому +3867

    Even the word Ohio looks like a tractor.

    • @yngwtasf768
      @yngwtasf768 3 місяці тому +343

      Oh my god

    • @lmodder6475
      @lmodder6475 3 місяці тому +173

      After reading this comment I won't be able to read "Ohio" the same anymore without thinking of a tractor :P

    • @carsonboardman7073
      @carsonboardman7073 3 місяці тому

      After seeing this I can confirm I creamed my pants

    • @Mactav3
      @Mactav3 3 місяці тому +92

      Holy shit

    • @Zorandala
      @Zorandala 3 місяці тому +57

      Wtf, now I can see it too

  • @raptorbrotherhood766
    @raptorbrotherhood766 4 місяці тому +1241

    As a Californian, the battle between the crackheads on the side of the roads and influencers is an ongoing conflict that still rages on

    • @CaliforniaOutlaws
      @CaliforniaOutlaws 4 місяці тому +10

      So, which side are you on?

    • @raptorbrotherhood766
      @raptorbrotherhood766 4 місяці тому +92

      @@CaliforniaOutlaws Hans Zimmer

    • @CaliforniaOutlaws
      @CaliforniaOutlaws 4 місяці тому +8

      @raptorbrotherhood766 The guy who makes songs for movies???

    • @raptorbrotherhood766
      @raptorbrotherhood766 4 місяці тому +21

      @@CaliforniaOutlaws ye

    • @imjustaquestion9922
      @imjustaquestion9922 3 місяці тому +44

      I served in the 1st Instagram battalion at the battle of skid row. I’ve seen things no man should. Patrolling the homeless shelters really makes you wish for a nuclear winter

  • @Fish-monologue
    @Fish-monologue Місяць тому +98

    As someone who is from Connecticut, I can confirm that construction of the state began after it was mentioned in the 2005 dreamworks film “Madagascar”

  • @goofyahhgamer35productions39
    @goofyahhgamer35productions39 2 місяці тому +283

    As a Louisianan, I can confirm Pepe does play the trumpet for people who are feeling down, in the streets of New Orleans

    • @redmilk2861
      @redmilk2861 Місяць тому +3

      I see pepe every Mardi Gras, he has more beads than here though.

    • @ZslayerG425
      @ZslayerG425 Місяць тому +5

      Ive never been to new Orleans so i just assume its like the parish from left 4 dead 2

    • @goofyahhgamer35productions39
      @goofyahhgamer35productions39 Місяць тому +2

      @@ZslayerG425 I haven’t played Left 4 Dead 2 but I looked it up and it does look like it.

    • @ZslayerG425
      @ZslayerG425 Місяць тому +1

      @goofyahhgamer35productions39 i mean i got a point tho

    • @goofyahhgamer35productions39
      @goofyahhgamer35productions39 Місяць тому +1

      @@ZslayerG425 yes

  • @Sitking
    @Sitking 4 місяці тому +1756

    I drew the boomer on the riding mower at 1:22 like 5 years ago. Wild to see it in a video again.

  • @giggityskull8986
    @giggityskull8986 4 місяці тому +3146

    As a Floridianite, I can confirm everyone's high school sweetheart is an alligator.

    • @sneakysasquatch6014
      @sneakysasquatch6014 4 місяці тому +43

      As someone from Kansas I can confirm we have dust in the wind as our anthem oh and Christianized Asian girls from Indonesia and other parts of Asia

    • @chickenman6308
      @chickenman6308 4 місяці тому +31

      As a fellow Floritean, that alligator was my sister. Defend yourself !

    • @floridaman318
      @floridaman318 4 місяці тому +22

      And we do meth, not math.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 місяці тому +13

      @@floridaman318 depends on what part of Florida, saw more snow on the Miami Beach areas mid summer than I did in Canada mid winter.

    • @jeremiahball3970
      @jeremiahball3970 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@sneakysasquatch6014 maybe I need to come up there

  • @MrCraftOG
    @MrCraftOG Місяць тому +114

    As a Texan, I can confirm that 30% of our population owns a cowboy hat and a lifted F-150

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 21 день тому +11

      the other 70% either have F-250's or F-350's

    • @CastleRaccon
      @CastleRaccon 12 днів тому +1

      Im in the other 70% who owns a lifted gmc sierra, nothing but trucks here in texas

    • @Mushroom-Mayhem
      @Mushroom-Mayhem 8 днів тому

      As a Texas, I am included in this 30%

    • @bychen5011
      @bychen5011 4 дні тому +1

      Amarillo by mornin, up from San Antone

    • @MS-gu2ux
      @MS-gu2ux 4 дні тому

      The other 70% are illegals

  • @YourAverageTruf
    @YourAverageTruf Місяць тому +63

    As an Arizonan I can confirm it is drier than a Popeyes biscuit

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 4 місяці тому +1757

    2:11 - 2:16 Best tourism advertisement for Nebraska I've ever seen.

    • @gabrielcarvalho4853
      @gabrielcarvalho4853 4 місяці тому +125

      Didnt know that state was so based, love from brazil
      (edit: Apparently its just farms, and nothing to do, still i'd rather be a bored farmer than be a new yorker.)

    • @michaeltnk1135
      @michaeltnk1135 4 місяці тому +59

      @@gabrielcarvalho4853It’s mostly just a bunch of farmland. Sorry to disappoint

    • @jop4833
      @jop4833 4 місяці тому +80

      @@gabrielcarvalho4853Love from Nebraska to Brazil. It is a boring state but 10 percent of it is beautiful. And the prairies grow beautiful purple and red flowers in the spring. The people of nebraska are based. All of my friends own guns and drink whiskey

    • @visigoth3696
      @visigoth3696 4 місяці тому +11

      @@jop4833it’s still just plains and farmland and a bunch of nothing to do

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@jop4833 Very based indeed 🗿

  • @thisiscjshandle
    @thisiscjshandle 3 місяці тому +671

    As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that we are all Amish. I'm writing this comment on a typewriter

    • @samueltheg
      @samueltheg 2 місяці тому +20

      except for Philadelphia, the only thing there is drug needles

    • @hobocockroach9859
      @hobocockroach9859 2 місяці тому +10

      @@samuelthegas a fellow Pennsylvanian, it still amazes me how Kensington avenue and Lancaster are in the same state.

    • @enzobrandt5127
      @enzobrandt5127 2 місяці тому +1

      Same here

    • @MrZach7565
      @MrZach7565 Місяць тому

      Sammme

    • @ShoopDehWhoop
      @ShoopDehWhoop Місяць тому +8

      As a fellow Pennsylvanian, we can be divided into three parts: Yinzers, Amish, and Kensington Avenue. There is no other option.

  • @npx_riff_lift-g
    @npx_riff_lift-g 2 місяці тому +35

    As a Washingtonian, you accurately captured my and my fiancée’s vibe accurately. Cold/rainy weather, monochromatic colors, coffee, and beanies.

    • @Some_kid123
      @Some_kid123 19 днів тому +2

      Yep it’s like everyone just to chill I get that

    • @HudsonGTV
      @HudsonGTV 5 днів тому

      I also hate how I know that the background photo was taken in North Bend.

  • @ZacheGuzman
    @ZacheGuzman 11 днів тому +11

    Idk why I felt like doing this but whatever
    0:00 Alabama
    0:05 Alaska
    0:10 Arizona
    0:15 Arkansas
    0:20 California
    0:25 Colorado
    0:30 Connecticut (it doesn't exist apparently)
    0:35 Delaware
    0:40 Florida
    0:46 Georgia
    0:50 Hawaii
    0:56 Idaho
    1:00 Illinois
    1:07 Indiana
    1:11 Iowa
    1:16 Kansas
    1:21 Kentucky
    1:26 Louisiana
    1:31 Maine
    1:36 Maryland
    1:42 Massachusetts
    1:46 Michigan
    1:52 Minnesota
    1:56 Mississippi
    2:01 Missouri
    2:07 Montana (CAN GANGSTERS CRY? 🗣️🔥🔥)
    2:12 Nebraska
    2:17 Nevada (LET'S GO GAMBLING!)
    2:22 New Hampshire
    2:27 New Jersey
    2:31 New Mexico
    2:37 New York
    2:42 North Carolina
    2:47 North Dakota
    2:52 Ohio
    2:57 Oklahoma (isn't this the tornado capital of the world???)
    3:01 Oregon
    3:07 Pennsylvania
    3:12 Rhode Island
    3:17 South Carolina
    3:22 South Dakota
    3:27 Tennessee
    3:32 Texas
    3:37 Utah
    3:42 Vermont
    3:48 Virginia
    3:52 Washington
    3:57 West Virginia (WEST VIRGINIA, COUNTRY MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME! 🗣️🇺🇸)
    4:02 Wisconsin
    4:07 Wyoming (Isn't this the state that's a square?)

  • @seapicklofficial91
    @seapicklofficial91 2 місяці тому +1306

    Bro deleted my comment because im from Connecticut 💀

    • @ameliameliamelia
      @ameliameliamelia Місяць тому +86

      As someone from Connecticut I can confirm I do not exist

    • @Traylbl43er007
      @Traylbl43er007 Місяць тому +31

      That's why it's pronounced connect-to-cut

    • @okaydookay8556
      @okaydookay8556 Місяць тому +6

      Wild and false statement

    • @snekblox
      @snekblox Місяць тому +2

      MY FRIEND IS FROM CONNETICUT!!!!!

    • @AnActualCoconut
      @AnActualCoconut Місяць тому +1

      Just commented this see how it goes lol

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 4 місяці тому +718

    >be Wyoming
    >noone lives there
    >except horse guys with normal words

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 місяці тому +4

      I also want to live that dream too mr pool

    • @LucasXavierReis
      @LucasXavierReis 2 місяці тому +2

      kanye west also lives there
      well at least he has a prorpety there

  • @30SecondsOfMemes
    @30SecondsOfMemes Місяць тому +27

    0:25 ive never seen a more accurate depiction of a coloradan woman

    • @Ding0Dawg18
      @Ding0Dawg18 Місяць тому +4

      We going to Colorado then.

    • @nostalgemus-8396
      @nostalgemus-8396 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@Ding0Dawg18 its not worth it

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac 5 годин тому

      They look like that in Washington State too lol

  • @SheaN10266
    @SheaN10266 2 місяці тому +112

    1:51 Minnesota is so Swedish they even adopted the immigration policy

  • @volkoff6357
    @volkoff6357 4 місяці тому +452

    I've lived in 16 different states. This is beautifully accurate.

    • @volkoff6357
      @volkoff6357 4 місяці тому +23

      @content_enjoyer4458 Both my parents and step parents were in the military, and I served as well. Having divorced parents who got stationed in multiple in different places gave me a pretty cool experience growing up. I've been to almost every state in the US and have lived in multiple states twice. I think growing up in the same place only to stay there your whole life sounds boring, plus traveling opens you up to new cultures.

    • @equableartist2295
      @equableartist2295 3 місяці тому +1

      @@volkoff6357have you lived in Wa?

    • @volkoff6357
      @volkoff6357 3 місяці тому +2

      @equableartist2295 nope, but I've been there once. It's a beautiful state, but I never saw the Seattle area, though.

    • @equableartist2295
      @equableartist2295 3 місяці тому +5

      @@volkoff6357 Yea for the most part you don’t wanna go to Seattle half is riddled with homeless and dirty and another half is actually nice. But man one half is shitty

    • @MartVale1
      @MartVale1 3 місяці тому

      @@equableartist2295Is there a nice part of Seattle or Washington that’s worth visiting?

  • @firesports9458
    @firesports9458 4 місяці тому +840

    As a Connecticuter I can confirm we live in the void

    • @themarvelousemafia4457
      @themarvelousemafia4457 4 місяці тому +34

      Yes, yes we do... it's scary.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 місяці тому +22

      That state and Ohio made me start to think that there’s some type of space time anomaly in the mid west, you can drive a life times worth and it’ll barely have been 2 hours. Had a buddy tell me that the mid west is the only place you can watch your dog run away for 3 days without leaving to porch . . . I didn’t get it till I did sone trucking in the mid west for about a year.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 4 місяці тому +49

      You’re not called Connecticunts?

    • @hulupool9507
      @hulupool9507 4 місяці тому

      I can too.

    • @gutetama2
      @gutetama2 4 місяці тому +18

      @@Ballin4Vengeance Never heard that before, it's a good one. Everyone from here calls people from Massachusetts 'Massholes' tho, because of their horrible driving.

  • @Jayw251
    @Jayw251 Місяць тому +37

    I laughed so loud at Kentucky i woke my daughter up from her nap. Damn it 🤣 gotta go.

  • @IronCrossGaming
    @IronCrossGaming 2 місяці тому +14

    As a Missourian I can confirm we are all in misery

    • @Ne0_-nFieldz
      @Ne0_-nFieldz 11 днів тому +1

      Okay now say that last part again but really slowly...

    • @IronCrossGaming
      @IronCrossGaming 11 днів тому +1

      @@Ne0_-nFieldz we are in mi-ssou-ri

  • @snowwolf7207
    @snowwolf7207 4 місяці тому +692

    Country music opened America for me. It turns out that your country is so diverse, sincere and beautiful. I hope to be able to visit this country someday. Take care of your treasure, otherwise human ignorance and climatic cerberus are not asleep. Greetings from Russia!

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 місяці тому +17

      Southern Nights (1975) is a country song I like

    • @ZanderWhite-ub8er
      @ZanderWhite-ub8er 3 місяці тому +51

      We’d love to have you here someday! Until then, take care of yourself Russ-Bro

    • @RX8ECCA
      @RX8ECCA 3 місяці тому +35

      Я тоже очень хочу посещать тебя стана! Извини мой русский язык, я учу 4 месяца. Здравствуй из Огайо!

    • @Sun.Shine-
      @Sun.Shine- 3 місяці тому +1

      Ahh mother land Russia ✌️

    • @themantraofman9418
      @themantraofman9418 3 місяці тому +26

      Just make sure you avoid Detroit, Portland and LA and you’ll have a good time.

  • @jaredulloa7861
    @jaredulloa7861 3 місяці тому +269

    I like that New Jersey is known as the Sopranos state and New Mexico is the Breaking Bad state

    • @shaou-linwright2797
      @shaou-linwright2797 Місяць тому

      You saw that too? Made me laugh.

    • @adamcraig919
      @adamcraig919 Місяць тому +7

      Don’t forget washington is the twin peaks state

    • @Jc0i3
      @Jc0i3 27 днів тому +3

      Lol bro the dude looked perfectly like Junior

    • @brianrose8085
      @brianrose8085 23 дні тому

      Crack heads and native Americans in New Mexico. As a local at Albuquerque I agree with this. We got lots of crack heads down here in full force getting high and sitting on the couch in 100 degree heat in the living room. The whole house is a hotbox

    • @AustinIsOutdoors
      @AustinIsOutdoors 19 днів тому

      Yeah, if you’re 17 years old I suppose. Enjoy high school while it lasts!

  • @KarlXII1682
    @KarlXII1682 Місяць тому +8

    As a swede that is the son of a farmer. And all my ancestors were farmers i agree with Idaho. BILLIONS MUST FARM!

  • @aliyaperetch8016
    @aliyaperetch8016 11 днів тому +1

    Funny! Thanks for the song list

  • @greasycaveman9482
    @greasycaveman9482 4 місяці тому +426

    As a Texan living in Alaska I agree with this. Well done.

    • @luigiwithabeard98
      @luigiwithabeard98 4 місяці тому +65

      So you're a cowboy who can fight off a polar bear, remind me never to mess with you

    • @CDSAfghan
      @CDSAfghan 4 місяці тому +22

      Didn't 4chan rig that vote so that Pitbull would have to do a concert in Alaska? And the madlad actually went there and did it?

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 місяці тому +9

      @@CDSAfghan. Yup, gotta admit the guys a true professional, those folk who won didn’t deserve to be disrespected so bravo to him for making good on the contest regardless

    • @mariuzmadden8552
      @mariuzmadden8552 4 місяці тому +13

      @@CDSAfghan he's not called Mr worldwide for nothing.

    • @treyshaffer
      @treyshaffer 4 місяці тому +4

      As a Texan, no joke, Amarillo by Morning literally makes me have to hold back tears whenever I hear it,

  • @neonvelvet7219
    @neonvelvet7219 3 місяці тому +579

    I lived in Louisiana all my life and I can confirm that everyone here is a frog/alligator/crayfish and we’re all in a jazz band

    • @AsiandOOd
      @AsiandOOd 3 місяці тому +19

      oh hell naw you aint a real southerner if you say crayfish instead of crawfish.

    • @neonvelvet7219
      @neonvelvet7219 3 місяці тому

      @@AsiandOOd It’s pronounced “krr-awwfish” whether you spell it as cray or craw you dummy.

    • @MrDepraved
      @MrDepraved 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@AsiandOOdHell, I live in Kentucky and say crawfish.

    • @poilus
      @poilus 2 місяці тому +1

      Why do you call it Crayfish if you live in Louisiana. I wasn’t even old enough to speak when I lived in Louisiana I’ve never called in crayfish in my life

    • @SteveoDeMayo
      @SteveoDeMayo 2 місяці тому

      And don't forget the Irish People pretending that their Cajun.

  • @TravelAmbient.
    @TravelAmbient. 21 день тому +4

    As a Montanan is was surprisingly accurate. I live in a truck in the outback, just like the one you use in the photo. I also usually wear a bandana and I love listening to the song you used for the segment “Can Gangsters Cry”. Wow that hit to close to home.

  • @monkuschonkus
    @monkuschonkus Місяць тому +15

    As someone from Connecticut, I can confirm I don’t exist and I’m a figment of your imagination. If your seeing this comment your hallucinating.

  • @CasanovaTheCoolGuy
    @CasanovaTheCoolGuy 3 місяці тому +182

    Pitbull playing during Alaska was a deep cut

    • @supersandwich8967
      @supersandwich8967 Місяць тому +15

      Gotta visit Kodiak

    • @pikespice
      @pikespice Місяць тому +8

      @@supersandwich8967 and take a picture of me with a Kodak

    • @genw3st
      @genw3st Місяць тому +5

      It was a legendary nod to the fact that he still performed at that Walmart.

    • @Jahoomis
      @Jahoomis 16 днів тому

      Kodak black drinking cognac in Kodiak while touching his sack

  • @elgringolobo97
    @elgringolobo97 4 місяці тому +381

    Portland: ✊🏻🚲💉🥬🧙🏻‍♀️
    Southern/Eastern Oregon: 🤠🛻🐄🪵🦌🔫🎣

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 4 місяці тому +42

      Join Idaho

    • @TexasTreefrog
      @TexasTreefrog 4 місяці тому +24

      Join Idaho

    • @TheNoobYouFukingHATE
      @TheNoobYouFukingHATE 4 місяці тому +22

      Join Idaho

    • @babeshamwow381
      @babeshamwow381 4 місяці тому +19

      Join Idaho

    • @hellcat7116
      @hellcat7116 4 місяці тому

      I kindly ask all of the people currently in these replies to go F off. It’d take Idahoan politicians, Oregonian Politicians, CONGRESS (And probably more) to agree for Idaho to take over most of Oregon… also most of Oregon is government land so Idaho wouldn’t get much anyways. And why in hell would Oregonian politicians want to support that?

  • @fo0w179
    @fo0w179 3 дні тому +1

    Was waiting for NH was not disappointed 😂

  • @pikespice
    @pikespice Місяць тому +5

    Misery playing for Missouri made me bust out laughing. I see what you did there. :)

  • @789Moonlight
    @789Moonlight 3 місяці тому +117

    These videos always help me discover new music

  • @PARK-sy3tf
    @PARK-sy3tf 3 місяці тому +56

    As a Canadian who moved to the US and is finally a citizen, this is accurate. America, despite your issues, you are truly a phenomenal nation and I love you with all my heart.

  • @adamnanney4952
    @adamnanney4952 2 місяці тому +5

    As a North Carolinian, I'm genuinely surprised you didn't show hillbillies, somewhere in Appalachia with the osbourne brothers playing in the background. Or at least Charlie daniels, seeing how he is from North Carolina.

  • @alexandrualex1085
    @alexandrualex1085 27 днів тому +6

    4:04 how europeans see America

  • @ProfessorBiceps
    @ProfessorBiceps 4 місяці тому +910

    I'm from Russia and I'm in sencere love with the states. I love a lot of things about this beautiful country: the variety of landscapes and nature, the variety of cultures (you inherited elements of French, English, Spanish and even Nordic cultures), its history of a breakaway colony. Hopefully, I will visit the states someday. May you guys thrive forever

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 4 місяці тому +280

      Thank you, Russia bro. Don't believe the media, normal Americans don't hate Russians. If you visit, I would recommend not going to major coastal cities. I would also recommend finding a way to do a long drive across the western half of the country. My favorite highway is Steens Mountain Highway in southeastern Oregon, just make sure the weather is good.

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 4 місяці тому +100

      Or if you want beautiful small American towns, Vermont and New Hampshire. For meeting the friendliest Americans, probably north Texas.

    • @ProfessorBiceps
      @ProfessorBiceps 4 місяці тому +92

      @@christopherkelley1664 Thanks a ton for your advices! I'm planning on visiting Texas and southern California once I graduate - a good friend of mine has relatives in California who can provide us with dwelling

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 4 місяці тому +39

      @@ProfessorBicepsExcellent! Just be aware that Southern California is very distinct, most of the country has a largely different culture.

    • @cutebear1817
      @cutebear1817 4 місяці тому +38

      I would also like to visit Russia

  • @gonzabolso100
    @gonzabolso100 4 місяці тому +333

    Few will understand the meaning behind the music in Alaska.

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 2 місяці тому +17

    As someone who never visited New Jersey:
    *Got some gabagool?*

  • @b2stparadise
    @b2stparadise 19 днів тому +4

    It's nice I can learn about american culture like this. Thank you for the video ❤
    Btw which is the less racist state? I would like to visit America but I'm scared of the racism there 😢

  • @tomaslopez2940
    @tomaslopez2940 4 місяці тому +173

    3:32 As a Texan, I can confirm our roads are overrun by giant pickup trucks.

    • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
      @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 4 місяці тому +8

      can second

    • @dannydanumba2619
      @dannydanumba2619 3 місяці тому +3

      Literally everybody has one here 😆

    • @fourexample7448
      @fourexample7448 3 місяці тому +12

      Its a plague, and they commute 20 minutes to work in them every day never once touching dirt

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 місяці тому

      Amarillo by morning

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid 3 місяці тому

      @@fourexample7448 pavement princesses are ghey, but go back to california with your "it's a plague talk"

  • @Asnort
    @Asnort 4 місяці тому +170

    As someone from Washington I didn't know what to expect but you got it right for sure

    • @epikjoe4189
      @epikjoe4189 3 місяці тому +17

      They forgot the rain! Or maybe you’re from the East side.

    • @kaysenix2343
      @kaysenix2343 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@epikjoe4189 as someone born and raised in Southern Washington yeah it never stops raining

    • @weaknoodles8740
      @weaknoodles8740 2 місяці тому +7

      East Washinton is the Wyoming one. This is from experience lol

    • @Cataphract1236
      @Cataphract1236 2 місяці тому +1

      Lol it's such a sad place I love it here

    • @CaptainRonRico
      @CaptainRonRico 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah I think ours was the most normal out of all of them.

  • @laggmaster7365
    @laggmaster7365 2 місяці тому +2

    Ok the music choice for Alaska was a perfect reference

  • @Sm64Thwomp
    @Sm64Thwomp 2 місяці тому +9

    0:05 we fighting in Mortal Kombat with this one🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @WowUrcrazy99
    @WowUrcrazy99 4 місяці тому +261

    1:00 that wojigga caught me off guard 😂

  • @peopleskingdomofwolcottia
    @peopleskingdomofwolcottia 4 місяці тому +188

    For Nebraska:
    - Scott Frost and the others malding as Matt Rhule stands there like a gigachad.
    - Cowboys, corn, and farms

    • @gluemuncher1986
      @gluemuncher1986 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, this video was most definitely an inaccurate depiction of Nebraska.

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 місяці тому +1

      Where is saul goodman and cinnabon

    • @danascully1248
      @danascully1248 3 місяці тому

      Huskers.
      Where are the huskers?
      I'm in Illinois and just saw a red car with a huskers bumper sticker earlier today. They are rabid fans

    • @peopleskingdomofwolcottia
      @peopleskingdomofwolcottia 3 місяці тому

      It's patriotism to the state were from

  • @user-su3rj2fu3o
    @user-su3rj2fu3o 25 днів тому +1

    LOOOL I LOVED THE TWIN PEAKS AND SOPRANOS THEME

  • @Somebody_else_u_know
    @Somebody_else_u_know 25 днів тому

    Thanks a lot! 🤝

  • @TheLordZoka
    @TheLordZoka 4 місяці тому +85

    3:47 **takes a deep whiff of black powder smoke** “Why yes, I am proud to be a Virginian.”

  • @alexboyko1836
    @alexboyko1836 4 місяці тому +450

    Upstate New York never getting represented in this style of video 😢

    • @pac1fic055
      @pac1fic055 4 місяці тому +22

      Not even Westchester bro.

    • @CaptainGockblock
      @CaptainGockblock 4 місяці тому +77

      Tbh the Illinois one was really only Chicago

    • @colfdralegend
      @colfdralegend 4 місяці тому +65

      We will forever for dragged down by the city

    • @BasedRanger
      @BasedRanger 4 місяці тому +23

      I mean, same for pretty much every state that's known for one particular big city. Oregon is always represented by Portland, and yet the entire Eastern half of the state hates Portland and anyone from there, is extremely right wing, and overall feels more the way Idaho is represented.

    • @connorperrett9559
      @connorperrett9559 4 місяці тому +29

      He could only show a little of each state. Georgia was peaches and Southern gentlemen instead of Atlanta, which would just be Illinois or Maryland again.

  • @johannesbowman5327
    @johannesbowman5327 12 днів тому +1

    As someone from Utah, you NAILED IT

  • @rahovartiv3464
    @rahovartiv3464 Місяць тому +6

    As a Virginian I can confirm most people have muskets.

  • @Spencer_Thatcher
    @Spencer_Thatcher 4 місяці тому +97

    3:37 Bro cut off the tabernacle choir before they hit the big bar

    • @DavidPeel-fo9xv
      @DavidPeel-fo9xv 4 місяці тому +12

      We got robbed!

    • @TheCrusaderReturns
      @TheCrusaderReturns  4 місяці тому +42

      The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is sitting on that copyright strike button.

    • @kollington2380
      @kollington2380 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@TheCrusaderReturnstrust me they're not

    • @DavidPeel-fo9xv
      @DavidPeel-fo9xv 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TheCrusaderReturnsTabernacle Choir probably doesn’t care 🙃

    • @Danielwhite9005
      @Danielwhite9005 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@TheCrusaderReturns I am glad that you made my state as chads

  • @MachFiveFalcon
    @MachFiveFalcon 3 місяці тому +160

    Probably the most positive portrayals of Delaware and Mississippi I've seen so far.

    • @1whospeaks
      @1whospeaks Місяць тому +3

      Said the same about Vermont honestly he did us way more of a solid than we deserve.

    • @LaheyLong
      @LaheyLong 20 днів тому +2

      They might look normal in Delaware, but they took 3gallons of my blood for demonic sacrifices

  • @Abhiraj_Jana
    @Abhiraj_Jana 29 днів тому

    Your music taste is beautiful

  • @drewdurst8039
    @drewdurst8039 21 день тому

    The best one of these to exist

  • @grawlix-man463
    @grawlix-man463 4 місяці тому +215

    God, that Colorado one is accurate, the amount of teens that are already addicted to something before 18 is wild, though at least we have the lowest obesity rate on account of our obsession with hiking.

    • @edgetowntx7151
      @edgetowntx7151 4 місяці тому +49

      Thought you were gonna say on account of obsession with drugs

    • @penneallarrabbiata-nj9ji
      @penneallarrabbiata-nj9ji 4 місяці тому +12

      fantastic, respect from Northern Italy. In my country we live on the border with Switzerland, there are many high mountains. We are sporty people.

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 4 місяці тому

      So druggies who hike 👍🏽👌🏽

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 місяці тому +8

      Because youre in hight altitude and the higher you are the least you want to eat

    • @NormieNeko
      @NormieNeko 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Literallyryangosling777Higher altitude, higher highs... Normies use marijuana. The freaks are doing meth, black tar heroin, and fentanyl. People are thin because they're outdoors, do hard drugs, are homeless, or are simply part of the upper middle class. Variety is the spice of life...
      I live in the southeastern portion in a rural town. I'm a different breed of Coloradan, but yeah, I'm thin, lol. No drugs. I have an exercise routine and practice portion control.
      I'm currently staying in southwestern Texas. The rural community is similar, but it's mostly Mexican-American rather than the mostly white and some "white Hispanic" population at home. Rural US is culturally similar depending on the region.
      Urban and mountain town Colorado are significantly different than the rest of Colorado. I still drink kombucha and visit a yearly New Age festival though because nothing is 100%.

  • @mattjek828
    @mattjek828 4 місяці тому +469

    Vermont: not enough lesbians and Subarus.

    • @MajorChipHazard1
      @MajorChipHazard1 4 місяці тому +16

      No it's accurate. All of them moved down here to Asheville.

    • @lurji
      @lurji 4 місяці тому +24

      lesbians??? gotta head up there now

    • @Inferno45
      @Inferno45 4 місяці тому +16

      You misspelled “California”

    • @amberwood1553
      @amberwood1553 4 місяці тому +2

      Is there ever enough?

    • @ThePowerofTower
      @ThePowerofTower 3 місяці тому +5

      You misspelled "Washington"

  • @kevinsmith3161
    @kevinsmith3161 Місяць тому +1

    A couple of these you could do city versus country, like Lancaster versus Philly/Pittsburg for PA. But I think you mixed up Newport and Massachussetts. Everyone pretends they're a southie, and blasts Dropkick Murphy's.

  • @megagamer1683
    @megagamer1683 8 днів тому

    As a Missourian, that was fantastic. Well done.

  • @user-li3ov4gt3m
    @user-li3ov4gt3m 4 місяці тому +337

    США такая же колоритная и яркая, прекрасная страна❤
    Привет из России 🙂😊

    • @Sylvester4571
      @Sylvester4571 4 місяці тому +93

      Russia is a beautiful country as well. Too bad our governments are both shit

    • @sean-brandon
      @sean-brandon 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Sylvester4571couldn’t have said it better

    • @jfields3036
      @jfields3036 4 місяці тому +22

      Thank you! As an American, I wish our peoples got along better

    • @moskauer_sind_untermenschen
      @moskauer_sind_untermenschen 4 місяці тому

      Нацист

    • @austinrich8343
      @austinrich8343 4 місяці тому +8

      Thx for the good vibes. Here's to maintaining a friendship. 🍻

  • @thephotoshopper5908
    @thephotoshopper5908 4 місяці тому +149

    Next, do every state in the Holy Roman Empire.

    • @Slow_Chemical
      @Slow_Chemical 4 місяці тому +24

      After that do location of every bunker in Albania

    • @TheCrusaderReturns
      @TheCrusaderReturns  4 місяці тому +38

      1 hour long video...

    • @thephotoshopper5908
      @thephotoshopper5908 4 місяці тому +4

      @@TheCrusaderReturns 😂

    • @imperiumgrim4717
      @imperiumgrim4717 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@TheCrusaderReturns let's gooooooo 👏🏾

    • @jfields3036
      @jfields3036 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TheCrusaderReturns You can do it bro! We believe in you!

  • @tejano1
    @tejano1 2 місяці тому +6

    2:11 the Glorb song 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @FolstrimHori
    @FolstrimHori Місяць тому +1

    The reference to the online Pitbull poll that had Alaska win for where he should go next is hilarious.

  • @seanboyd9902
    @seanboyd9902 2 місяці тому +148

    As an Oregonian who works in Portland, the depiction is spot on. Only thing missing is the smell of weed and body odor

    • @ryze9153
      @ryze9153 Місяць тому +10

      No offense to you, But Oregon is an awful state.

    • @xxmemewizardxxps2902
      @xxmemewizardxxps2902 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@ryze9153 it wasn't always that way

    • @ryze9153
      @ryze9153 Місяць тому +1

      @@xxmemewizardxxps2902 sure as hell don't seem like it

    • @jac1207
      @jac1207 Місяць тому +7

      It’s really just the cities hugging the I-5. It probably doesn’t help being next to California with its 30+ million people who started flooding into Oregon.

    • @miguellopez3392
      @miguellopez3392 Місяць тому +2

      ​@ryze9153 California's started moving into Oregon and Washington in the 90s, crime also went up during this time.

  • @neveralive8550
    @neveralive8550 4 місяці тому +294

    As someone who has never been to USA and never will, I can confirm that all we are is dust in the wind.

    • @ChillinWill
      @ChillinWill 4 місяці тому +12

      You might know this already but the band that made that song is named Kansas like the state, so it is another layer to the joke

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 4 місяці тому

      Degenerate genshin impact player will never see the best country on earth 😔

    • @baronvonduddo6992
      @baronvonduddo6992 4 місяці тому +13

      You've made a wise decision by refusing to set foot in this country.

    • @AadenTriggerfish
      @AadenTriggerfish 4 місяці тому +5

      yeah, you guys are kinda mid ngl. And cringe, might I add.😚😚

    • @edgetowntx7151
      @edgetowntx7151 4 місяці тому +31

      Y'all roast america but love doing American things like judging a country you've never been to or being fat or buying iPhones or buying from companies that use slave labor etc

  • @Swartzeagle83
    @Swartzeagle83 Місяць тому +1

    Most flattering depiction of Mississippi I've seen in a while.

  • @garrettstatum6145
    @garrettstatum6145 19 днів тому

    Nice picture of Nashville in the background for Mississippi.

  • @user-cu6ij1ui4i
    @user-cu6ij1ui4i 4 місяці тому +78

    Maryland, Michigan, and Illinois only applies to the major cities. Outside of that they are very different

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 місяці тому +7

      I once chased a guy on foot from Wisconsin to Michigan . . . It’s not much better outside the big cities just better looking though

    • @kadenhays2331
      @kadenhays2331 4 місяці тому +15

      Very true. Illinois out of Chicago is very different (and better)

    • @KyleLeHeup
      @KyleLeHeup 4 місяці тому +3

      This sucks

    • @barebones2001
      @barebones2001 4 місяці тому +13

      The picture they use for Illinois isn’t even Illinois lmao thats New Jersey

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 місяці тому +1

      Well they are stereotypes for a reason. I’m from PA and while Amish people are a common occurrence, that’s mostly the interior of the state where they’re most common. Man completely overlooked Western and Eastern PA entirely which are completely different from the interior but that’s also not the point of the video. It’d be too much for a low effort shitpost to go through and call out stereotypes for an entire state.

  • @NonCommunistVietnamese0703
    @NonCommunistVietnamese0703 4 місяці тому +67

    As a Wisconsinite, I confirm that we are cheese

    • @AMCguy
      @AMCguy 4 місяці тому +9

      Fun fact, we also have the most bars per Capita and drink more beer than all states combined

    • @Wk-is8eh
      @Wk-is8eh 4 місяці тому +2

      As a wheel of cheese, I can confirm we are Wisconsinites

    • @rec-reation9620
      @rec-reation9620 4 місяці тому +3

      @@AMCguy I live in a small town and I can easily walk to at least 7 bars

    • @unikornsandsatan
      @unikornsandsatan 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@rec-reation9620 There are 9 bars in less than a mile from my home, and I think 18 in less than 2 miles from me, so about 9 bars per mile it seems

    • @amberwood1553
      @amberwood1553 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@AMCguyI have 3 homemade beers on tap in my house every day. Also there is cheese. I am not fat.... yet hahahaha waddles away into my bungalow 4:13 .

  • @StyleshStorm
    @StyleshStorm Місяць тому +6

    Born and raised Hawaii with very little knowledge of the mainland. So what i gather from this is many state are cowboy people?

  • @hannibalbrown
    @hannibalbrown Місяць тому

    Damn I got my Colorado beanie and my Colorado blunt. Video checks out!

  • @_Lemash_
    @_Lemash_ 4 місяці тому +43

    1:07 bro, this song is just my childood

    • @MartVale1
      @MartVale1 3 місяці тому +6

      The voice though 😂

    • @Luxembourgg
      @Luxembourgg Місяць тому +4

      What the name of this cool song? 😮
      I remember her from Pixar's "Cars"

  • @CheezeSpartan
    @CheezeSpartan 4 місяці тому +76

    As a Masshole I wish it was even remotely like that.
    Its more of Oregon people living in the New Jersey/Illinois background for the East and a more boring Ohio for the West.

    • @kj64gaming19
      @kj64gaming19 4 місяці тому +11

      He missed the opportunity to use the song by the band Boston about wanting to leave the East Coast (Hitch a Ride)

    • @shadow6543
      @shadow6543 4 місяці тому +4

      Spot on, unless you’re on the Northshore
      Source: Essex county born and raised

    • @wh0_rlly_cares
      @wh0_rlly_cares 4 місяці тому +3

      For some reason it scares me to find other people from Massachusetts in comment sections 😭

    • @Liam-Carlson
      @Liam-Carlson 3 місяці тому

      @@kj64gaming19Hitch a Ride would have been an awesome song.

    • @claytonlatone8959
      @claytonlatone8959 2 місяці тому

      Why do yall drive like complete psychos? I need to know

  • @barttheraven
    @barttheraven Місяць тому +1

    The Missouri song fit so well. What other songs on here fit better than that? I can't think of any.

  • @huracan360
    @huracan360 13 днів тому +4

    Pitbull in Alaska is an advanced reference

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 4 місяці тому +27

    Some excellent song choices here

  • @robertortiz-wilson1588
    @robertortiz-wilson1588 4 місяці тому +13

    Fantastic and very enjoyable job with this!

  • @johnerwin9024
    @johnerwin9024 Місяць тому

    Nice work😅

  • @EverettBaker-kh2fj
    @EverettBaker-kh2fj 13 днів тому

    Anyone else find this video weirdly comforting

  • @lucky_man_000
    @lucky_man_000 3 місяці тому +84

    I am from Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 and I really love you guys, I love United States, your history, and your people, although i have never been in your country. Now i learn English and your history, I believe that one day I will move to United States, and I want to travel all around your States, guys you are so good, I love United States from Uzbekistan 🇺🇿, also if you want to know something about our country, I can tell you 😊

    • @explosivetwist
      @explosivetwist 3 місяці тому +5

      bro you don't want to come here. our women are completely mental, there are no good paying jobs, and everything is expensive.

    • @lucky_man_000
      @lucky_man_000 3 місяці тому +13

      @explosivetwist women for doesn't matter because I already have a gf)

    • @G.h.o.s.t-mi2dc
      @G.h.o.s.t-mi2dc 3 місяці тому +10

      Whats life like there? I can say Americas pretty hard to beat, but I'm American so I may just be speaking for my country.

    • @explosivetwist
      @explosivetwist 3 місяці тому

      @@lucky_man_000 she'll turn into an American woman and make you miserable.

    • @Janibee2236
      @Janibee2236 3 місяці тому +2

      I did a project on ur place 💪💪💪

  • @Pending0
    @Pending0 3 місяці тому +11

    As a rural Georgia native, it is always the happy ending of a 50’s movie here

    • @GuPKay
      @GuPKay Місяць тому +1

      I swear, as a Georgian, nothing happens here, it kinda just stays the same. It’s just a peaceful state.

  • @Petebootyfudge5312
    @Petebootyfudge5312 2 місяці тому

    Im a truck driver from kansas and ive seen quite a few states. Seems accurate! And carry on my wayward son is a great song too!

  • @Iainey
    @Iainey 16 днів тому

    damn it looks peaceful in maine 🌊🎣

  • @christianz2934
    @christianz2934 4 місяці тому +123

    As a native Missourian, i can confirm we are in a constant state of misery

    • @godlymegatron5698
      @godlymegatron5698 4 місяці тому +2

      As a Missourian I approve this message.
      Especially if Kansas is involved I don't mind a few warcrimes and hanging out with Texas.
      The BBQ debt must be paid!
      The deluge of BBQ!

    • @jarrettadams4102
      @jarrettadams4102 4 місяці тому +1

      Missourichads take it one day at a time

    • @ruralandroid4984
      @ruralandroid4984 3 місяці тому

      At least we have rivers 👍

  • @sneakysasquatch6014
    @sneakysasquatch6014 4 місяці тому +52

    0:10 Arizona I can confirm we are all vaqueros

    • @meddz2789
      @meddz2789 4 місяці тому +6

      What did u expect from an ex Mexican province.

    • @universpro7741
      @universpro7741 29 днів тому

      ​@@meddz2789ex Spanish

  • @tdavis5284
    @tdavis5284 8 днів тому

    As a man from North Dakota, not great overview but great video!!

  • @That_50s_Guy
    @That_50s_Guy Місяць тому +2

    As a Georgian, I can confirm. Its all like Gone with the Wind over here

  • @lonlonpow1039
    @lonlonpow1039 2 місяці тому +35

    There are so many interesting places to be visited, beautiful

  • @notaboutit3565
    @notaboutit3565 4 місяці тому +78

    Connecticut was actually first mentioned in an Eminem skit titled “Ken Kaniff (skit)” on the Slim Shady LP, where Ken places a collect call to Eminem under his full name “Kenneth Kaniff, from Conneticut, automated piece of shit”. The name is quite long and of seemingly noreastern indigenous heritage. Even tho Mr. Kaniff’s name seems to claim direct descent from a land called “Connecticut” this is most likely a poetic metaphor for “the land where one lays one’s head”, as you’re correct….Connecticut doesn’t exist. Similar in concept to Agartha.

    • @gabecollins5585
      @gabecollins5585 4 місяці тому +4

      As someone from Massachusetts I can indeed confirm Connecticut does not exist. Just like Wyoming. These states are ancient myths.

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 4 місяці тому +1

      This is the comment i was looking for

    • @explosivetwist
      @explosivetwist 3 місяці тому

      CT is just a demilitarized zone to keep new york and massachusetts from killing each other.

  • @noneYAbidnusORIGINAL
    @noneYAbidnusORIGINAL Місяць тому

    U fkn bogus on us in Wisco bro! Peace to you!😂

  • @screwthewhales
    @screwthewhales 2 місяці тому

    As someone from Massachusetts I will say this is a quite accurate description we are quite pretentious lol (it’s hard not to be when you supply all of New England it’s technology and have new Hampshire economically depend on you)

  • @qxDRL
    @qxDRL 4 місяці тому +28

    I love how you put Amish Paradise over Pennsylvania lol.

    • @amberwood1553
      @amberwood1553 4 місяці тому

      Philadelphia freedom is full of fentanyl. The Quakers and Amish are way more better.

  • @mitchycool92
    @mitchycool92 4 місяці тому +29

    As a Floridian I can confirm that I do identify as an alligator.
    I’ve also never met anyone from Connecticut.

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 3 місяці тому

      Imagine a trust fund dirt weasel who works in New York, skis in Vermont, vacations in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and retires in Florida. That's a Connecticunt for you.

  • @StikAnimationsYT
    @StikAnimationsYT Місяць тому +1

    Pennsylvania had me in stitches 😂

  • @Morro1916
    @Morro1916 Місяць тому +2

    In the early 2000s, when I was still a child, my father had the opportunity to go to live in Georgia, but he remained in Moscow. I think he was not ready for such a step as moving overseas. I don’t know how it would have been, but I know for sure that it would have been different. I regret that he did not do this, because ultimately in 2014 we had to go to live in Bulgaria. I would like to know an alternative history of my life.

    • @GuPKay
      @GuPKay Місяць тому

      Moving to Georgia would’ve been a good choice, it’s a nice state as opposed to the others, relatively peaceful and nothing really happens.