ARE WE EVIL OR WHAT - Dan and Phil play: What Would You Do If..
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We get TESTED to see what we'd do in tough situations! Turns out we're probably evil or something.
Jack senpai ☆.。.:* • WHAT IF YOU COULD FLY!...
DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danisnotonfire
Instagram: / danisnotonfire
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Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com
"Without the weight of human society's pressures and expectations, I could just quite happily spin a web... chill out.. nibble on some bees." -Dan Howell 2017
XD
babymetalic I read this exactly when Dan said it omg
babymetalic is that a GD I see? :3
it sure is :3333
fellow kpop fan I see
"dad" has become dan's favourite word don't even try to deny it.
I know right? And it's just a bonus for him that it sends us all off the rails when he says 'daddy'.
just need to point out that your profile picture is amazing lmao
liking because of your profile picture
WONDER WHY
does Phil have something to do with that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Yes, punch me dad"
We already got it Dan, you have a daddy kink. Don't disguise it in sarcasm.
This is the punishment we have to endure because people kept writing him with a daddy kink. This is his revenge.
I'VE LOST TRACK OF HOW MANY TIMES HE HAS SAID "DAD" OR "DADDY" RECENTLY
its frightening
Rebekah Szekely SAME
+Millie Jones Read some daddy kink phanfics. I don't want to have to tell you.
Phil: *never gets credit for things he comes up with/does
Also Phil: So I saw him play it and here's all this guy's links!
Phil is truly too nice and pure for this world...
Too nice..
Nah too pale
So true
cheesepuff_03- we love a pure king
Litterally they MADE truth bombs and not only did Smosh play it without giving credit (I think. If I'm wrong sorry lol) but they also playing it wrong
sofia he is way too good for us we don’t deserve him
lets appreciate the fact that phil credited Jack for simply playing the game, but phil doesn't get credit when people steal his ideas
AmazingDanIsLit Jack Senpai
Awe 😫
AmazingDanIsLit exactly what I was thinking
AmazingDanIsLit phil is an angle dur
yes phil is an angle
"Philu"
"Yassu?"
Jesus Christ
River That was literally the cutest thing
Jesus fucking christ
smallbigdreams What time?
They must do that often the reply was so automatic
smallbigdreams nice
SPIDER DAN,
SPIDER DAN,
DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN
CAN HE SWIM?
CAN HE FLY?
nah he doesnt go outside.
beautiful
*claps*
ItsSummer 01 you are my new favorite person.
ItsSummer 01 *standing ovation* genius (*´∇｀*)
ItsSummer 01 This is the best comment I've seen all day.
ItsSummer 01 I applaud you
Phil is actually the kindest person ever he put jacksepticeye in the description just because he for the idea to play the game even though when he creates things nobody gives him credit
Niall horan is bae Niall is BAE
He didnt get enough credit for all the credit he gave us *cough ill leave now cough*
@@akras_a Hamiltonnnnnnnnnn
@@keeganhillier6899 mayyyyybeeeee
@@akras_a every other founding fathers story gets told
If Dan became a spider would his species be called Danny long legs
amanda lewis 🙌🙌🙌🙌
i love you forever okay bye
Ohmygod be my friend
amanda lewis Phil would still call him daddy tho...oops I meant
amanda lewis Omg I love that
"What would you do if you shit every time you sit down?"
Lay down
Albatrasass MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
suga's tongue technology lamogjung ARMY OMG
Albatrasass EXOOOOO
What makes this even better is that your joke could be a 'double pun' of the sort since you're a fellow EXO-L haha
wear a diaper
can we just talk about the fact that phil credited a youtuber for simply just playing a game, and lots of people didn't even credit phil for _making_ one. i love him
hoo hoo EXACTLY I thought the same thing when he mentioned it
Omg yeah, Phil is so considerate. He didn't just mention the UA-camr, he put their link in the description. Phil deserves this same credit!
Aww yes poor Phil!! We'll never forget you made the 7-second challenge!!! And yes, he's so sweet...❤️
hoo hoo that beginning part made me squeal
I love these two, such quality Content 😊💖
did you see "jack senpai" in the description? 😄😙
Daniel Howell: *ignores what the term president means* I think I’d be a benevolent dictator
yes
Well, he wasn't entirely wrong.
"what would you do if you were in a house that was on fire"
"Dan this ones for you"
not anymore Dan Howell
Abegael Murphy Daniel*
Daddy*
Dan is on fire
Abegael Murphy *Daniel Howell
Abegael Murphy i
Phil gives Jack credit because he saw him play this game.
People don't give Phil credit when he invents challenges and tags.
This, is why Phil Lester is so amazing.
Lily Puddicombe PREACH IT
Right?
Lily Puddicombe PREACH IT YAAAS THANK YOU SO MUCH
But seriously, no one ever gives him credit for anything, even if he invented something. But he takes his time to credit someone and link their channel just because he saw them make a video playing the same game.
Phil is truly one of the kindest youtubers, and he only wants to bring happiness😊😄
PHIL IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RAY OF SUNSHINE
dan: **sees the word 'orgasm'**
dan: "...let me read these backwards"
Sapphire Skies ive seen about 6 of ur comments
FabulousPoppy and all of them are popular 😂👍
omyscoopycoopy yep 😂
FabulousPoppy what Dan I say I guess I'm just Phil of Phantastic ideas and apparently have very good luck
mass ogre
When Phil said he'd be uncomfortably sitting down he just described every girl on their period
Gaberdoodle it’s sad but it’s true
Yep
Gaberdoodle IKR 😑😂 only with a shit ton of pain & mood swings 🙈
True af
Every girl can relate
You should do this as a Dan VS Phil but they have to choose the one with the highest percentage
Jam Jewels ooo that sounds cool!
please
I would definitely watch that!
Phantastic Dab get back home Tabitha is missing you
KavitaTheBofe :P same!
dan: "YeS punch me dad!"
dan: **realises what he has just said**
dan: **looks forlornly downwards because he's let slip his favourite word again**
Sapphire Skies Why are all you comments, low-key my life..
Sapphire Skies Am I just stalking you, or are you just extremely clever?
Sapphire Skies what part of the video is it at
Sapphire Skies lol
Sapphire Skies your profile pic
I'm loving how comfortable dan is with his hobbit hair.
he seems so good, i love it.
Safiyyah A I don't understand why everyone is saying that Dan's hair is hobbit hair😂
Merlijn Aaldenberg lord of the rinngsss
Merlijn Aaldenberg he said it himself in some of his early videos
Merlijn Aaldenberg cos he refers to his wavy hair as hobbit hair
Dan- "You'd probably go to far and fall off"
Flashback to the photo booth challenge - Dan- "ah I fell of the fucking moon"
ALittleMoreSierra I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO XD.
YES
Sierra Lynn ah I remember that!! XD
OMFG YES
Im the feckin sun from the telitubbies
Phil: ,,I only got a 5 hours sleep last night''
Also Phil: *so energetic he could explode*
me
Amalia Belei I only got 2 hours of sleep
Amalia Belei my life
I went with no sleep once and was the most energetic person in my house.
because you get to a point where you can't close your eyes for more than the length of a blink or you fall asleep then you get past that and are wide awake
+Amalia Belei pretty much me
Phil: Dan,what would you do if you became a spider?
also Phil:do you think anyone's sexually attracted to spiders?
NoHomoHowell Who? -/ohmygod/-
Molly Grzybowski ;p or *_-Oh my god-_*
Do people actually remember the baking video word for word? Wow.
Radhika Vanjara how could you tell that if that was just one sentence from it?
Molly Grzybowski ;p I am also "people"? I have no life? 🤷🏻♀️
Dan: Phil-u!
Phil: Yas-u!
Don't kill me but..... what is that from?
I'm guessing it's an anime or something but I don't watch anime.
Emily Russell I'm pretty sure they were just being funny
Emily Russell i'm pretty sure i've seen you atleast twice on a dananadphilgames video
Emily Russell dan and phil said it in the video
Omg ik totally fan girling
Why did 50% of people choose to fight Hades, he's just in trouble for falling in love with Persephone. He really never does anything bad, at least not compared to everything that Zeus has screwed up
Overly Obsessive Over Smol Beans Literally
Probably because it was the least destructive/unhealthy option
PJO??
Amen sister
ah, you've been reading percy jackson am i correct
"I would spoon the monkey, watch some game of thrones and then go to bed in seperate bedrooms" why ... why does this sound so familiar
My thoughts exactly!!
JanatheBananaMama
Literally what I was thinking
JanatheBananaMama i don't think they sleep in separate rooms
Having the exact same thought hahaha
JanatheBananaMama genius
"Phillu?"
"Yessu?"
Lovely Trashcan aw
AmazingPhernando and Danisnotaspider
gladlygerkin I have no words for how amazing that was, lol XD
Cheyenne Hardy same
this needs 2 be pinned immediately
GalaxyButt ikr fr
Phil: How pervy are we talking?
Dan: As pervy as you want mate.
Phil: Oh my God.
Me: Uh Phil... how pervy were you wanting..?
I honestly thought it was so cute when Dan and Phil said the same thing when they said "WHY WOULD YOU LET HIM WIN?!"
I did too!
Jazi Howlter that was adorable and then hilarious.
"Yes, punch me dad."
-Daniel Howell.
666 likes
dan: phillu
phillu: yessu
Only on Dan and Phil games is there a link to another person's play through because it was a cool idea
Phil: "what is 'a pervy stuff?'"
Dan: *gives Phil the look*
only dan could make turning into a spider somehow PHILosophical.
Sapphire Skies BADDUM TSS
Sapphire Skies or Kafka...
Ok, I'm leaving already...
"as pervy as you want mate" -dan howell 2017
Genevieve Brusie
"Punch me dad" -Dan Howell 2017
Genevieve Brusie once a month
Genevieve Brusie literally read your comment as Dan said that :')
"What is a pervy stuff?"
This man must be protected at all costs.
Emily'sBluePastels nah he totally FUCKING knew
He is too pure for this world.
But then again he participated in a Satanic ritual so idk.
He totally knew he was trying to play it off to Dan
Emily'sBluePastels he said how Pervy r we talking...he knows what it means
Emily'sBluePastels He is
My dad walked into my room while I was watching this, curled up under a blanket, and snacking shamelessly (aka shoving too-big pieces of granola bar in my mouth), and he walked in right at the moment they were talking about 'pervy stuff'...
So I definitely read that as your dad walked into your room, curled up under a blanket, and shoved too-big pieces of granola bar in your mouth.
a meme wearing a meme shirt, wonderful
allzaywen waskito my friend has the same shirt and it is amazing irl
allzaywen waskito I was about to comment the ex exact same thing
jacksepticeye is a fucking Boss! Your name speaks the truth, my friend.
allzaywen waskito SO MANY MEMES😐
I love it ❤️
PIN THIS COMMENT PLS
Actually, Dan was right, that circle is brown! It's a dark variant of brown called "raw umber." Seriously, look it up
That's what I saw too, I thought I was colorblind
Emily H I honestly thought I was colorblind.
Dan and Phil should do the 16 personalities test! They have such different personalities, but I'm so curious to find out wich ones lol
repolhos yeesss
oh my god yes
repolhos yes
I WANT THIS SO MUUUUCH
omg yes
danhasnomorals and AmazingMonkeyLover
Thanks ☺️
"phil-u"
"yas-u"
mY heArt
your a bad boy jeffrey That was the right time to say "mY heArtEu." :(
They should play some kind of never have I ever game i can see that Being funny
I know Dan played it with Tyler and I remember there being another one somewhere
I think with Penguin Random House 🤔
Yes, they did one on the "Penguin Platform"
ur a genius
Viviana Di Chiara shoot rly? I didn't see it
this is just confirming the "dan is a furry" rumors
pixiepunk conFURming it
"don't in-FUR anything"
It's a brown circle
yes
agreed
Black
Taehyung's Giggle personally I’m pretty sure it’s a black and blue circle
Taehyung's Giggle lol ikr
why was it only half way through this video that it hit me that Phil is 30 years old...
WAT
HOW DO U NOT KNOW THAT
I keep forgetting damn it.
EXCUSE ME?!!! THIS IS THE FIRST THAT I'M HEARING ABOUT THIS!!!
WUT 0.o
When Dan was saying that he was shocked that the majority of the people chose the good answer even though nobody is watching/judging them; is actually what I learned in Psychology last semester at my university. When people are taking a survey/quiz or whatever, even if the responses are anonymous or if they are in a room without the test giver; they still feel obligated to chose the overall good answer.
Huh. I always answer honestly. Probably because the way I see it, there is no "good" or "bad".
Do you think they are lying to themselves or they would actually do it? I believe in objective morality and I take those questions as opportunities to remind myself to DO the right thing when the time comes and not just act out of fear etc. In an extreme situation, I can't be 100% sure how I will act, but I will try my best regardless.
finding a gun in the mayors draw ... animal crossing got dark
“Punch me dad”
Skye Mc same
My first thought was let's go see if Dan got kinkshamed in the comments
Skye Mc ii.i.i.
mood
I love how he didn't finish that to not get demonitized XD
"danhasnomorals" and "AmazingMonkeyLover". Noice.
Who wants a collab between these two and Jacky boy
E V E R Y O N E I N T H E P H A N D O M
That would be life!!
That Geeky Girl yaaaaaaaassssssssss
Y. E. S.
"Philu~"
"Yasu"
dan is the internet disguised as a
"cute" British guy
Wdym "cute"?
He's f*cking gorgeous
Dan is my standard for people
I didn't know it was intimate to watch game of thrones together....
Joy same..
Joy they do it..
"Yes, punch me, dad" - Dan Howell 2017
The kink has been revealed...
dan: **implies he would save himself over phil**
everybody else: dan, lying makes you go to hell!
Sapphire Skies i love this
He mustn't tell lies....
We need to make him write that on the back of his hand with a quill...
Sapphire Skies NOOOO NOT THE MEMORIES
Dan is going to hell no matter what. I'm pretty sure he might actually have a genetic relation to the devil after the last Dan and Phil crafts video
dan: phillu
phil: yassu
me: indeedu
I scrolled down 50 thousand miles just to see this.
You know you're obsessed with Dan and Phil when:
-you accurately predict all of their answers.
-you've watched all of their videos
-you sacrifice yourself to satan
-you've watched every collab video
-you make all your friends watch them
-you comment on all their videos
youre name is no
my head: YOUR NUMBER IS NO YOUR SIGN IS NO
No......well shit
No yes
No your name makes my yes reply confusing
don't forget you watch edits and follow/subscribe to multiple fan accounts
Why is no one talking about Dan's shirt? It's beautiful
Ikr
BTS is my LIF
BTS is my LIFEU ikr (and bts is my lifeu to)
"I would spoon the monkey, watch game of throwns, and sleep in different room". Don't you just do that with dan already
* thrones
sorry, had to do it
emerald pony SAMEEEE
emerald pony I literally paused the video and told my sister the exact same thing! I now think she wants to disown me
emerald pony LMaooooo yes
omg
at the end where they were saying subscribe and stuff, I was staring at phil while taking an overdramatic bite of my pizza and afterwards he made a weird disgusted face. I actually laughed out loud lol.
Most. Relatable.
I wonder how many people have made "fernando lester" fan accounts after this video was made lol
I bet most are Phernando Lester
Black circle or brown circle is going to be the next "the dress". I'm calling it now.
The Gracie Show omg that's what i was thinking lmao
The Gracie Show definitely brown
The Gracie Show ITSSS BLAAAACKKKKK!! WTF WHY!! 😂😂
The Gracie Show Oh lord. You're right.
The Gracie Show brownnnn
OMG THE FIRST DILEMMA WAS THE CIRCLE ON THE MENU IT WAS DEFINITELY BROWN
OKAY THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW DARK BROWN
"Punch me, Dad." -Daniel Howell 2017
"What is a pervy stuff?"
Aw Phil lmao 😂😂😂
ireumeun jungkook
Naega Hosh i'm jungshook
Naega Hosh hi kookie
Naega Hosh ur pic xD
lol A.R.M.Y. everywhere btw helo 😊
Anybody else slightly worried at the fact that they also see it as a brown circle?...
Celia Sapphire um yes I totally thought it was brown am I okay
Celia Sapphire it was definitely brown
Celia Sapphire I see it as black. Wtf?
brown
i think it's dark red. it's the blue&black/gold&white dress all over again
Am I the only one who thought of DootandPhilGAMES when the question was asked about the twin?
Justice Marie heavy metal broke my doot doot heart
Doot?
EowynRose730 fall out boy!!!!!
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssss
I imagined AnthonyandPhilGAMES
Let's just appreciate the fact that they put Jack senpai...
Conspiracy theory: Daniel Howell is dead and has been replaced by a lookalike
Shannon Patterson dun dun dunnn
Shannon Patterson a lookalike with hobbit hair
Shannon Patterson this has become too real
He's been replaced by Dark Dan (watch Anti vs Darkiplier on Marks channel and you'll get it)
Daniel Howell isn't dead because hes not on fire any more
Idk, the fact that Phil literally tagged Jacks video because he saw Jack play it and wanted to give him credit for the idea, but all the other youtubers always steal his ideas (Tumblr Tag, 7 Second Challenge) really say a lot about Phil's kindness in my opinion
I agree :3
ikr
"Continue the firendship, Daniel"😂 Phil, You precious bean child...
Ooops..Typo ;-; fml
DANYUUL
Three words.
Colab.with.Jack.
Pixel_dust62904 still waiting for it
Pixel_dust62904 please fucking no
ew pls no
@@soha643
Why?
Phillip Hamilton lol sorry i said that nearly a year ago idek
Petition for them to make an hour long sims video, say dogs!
signs
""
Evelyn Caden !!!
Evelyn Caden Dogs!
Evelyn Caden DOGS
Dan already saved phil from a burning building in pinof8
haha
Me: I have a test to study for I can't go on youtube
*sees Dan and Phil uploaded a video*
*fails test*
Me to me: *Welcome to your tape*
Jodi Matthews 13 REASONS WHY
Jodi Matthews SAME
Jodi Matthews THAT WAS ME TODAY
OMG MY HEART 13 REASONS
"what would you do if you could stop time?"
hunnie i would be using this power just to study more
phil: “what,,,what,,,wh at is a pervy stuff????”
dan:
phil:
dan:
the accuracy is unreal
You should take the sorting quiz on pottermore
Bri Louise YASSS QUEEN
they've already done it and told us, dan is in gryffindor and phil is in hufflepuff
Jonna Strandberg Phil is my house :')
Jonna Strandberg ha , Dan is in my team
Ravenclaw, yo
I'm spending this WHOLE damn video trying to determine whether the circle is BROWN or BLACK....
funnybone1994 ITS BROWN
funnybone1994 it's brown
it's black
funnybone1994 I thought it was black 😂😂
funnybone1994 its black.
Phil: "Spiders live for about a week"
Dan: "Ideal"
Omg I love *danhasnomorals* and *AmazingMonkeyLover*
Professional Trash yay I'm not the only person who sees those
Was kinda hoping dans would say monkeyisnotonfire tbh
Dan's discussion of marriage with Phil has me SHOOK
It's basically already what they do now
Isabella Dominguez HAHAHA
they arent married tho
Isabella Dominguez True true
Isabella Dominguez HAHAHA OMG true
thanks for the cameo
Doge McDoge it's the shirt
Omg
Can I have ur autograph doge
I’m so grateful that I’m alive at the same time dan and Phil are
Phil : "what would you do if u became a spider".
Phil in the Halloween baking video: " can u be sexually be attracted to spiders".
me: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
i can't process
my
mind
hurts
my
mind
was
blown
away
omg..
Me: watches Dan and Phil smile and laugh
Also me: you are my sunshine my only sunshine..
21crybabiesphanickingatthedisco
me:you are my senpai's my only senpai's
I'm still not over Dan's hair honestly he is so gorgeous
Katherine Florek pretty boi
Pina The Fangirl v v soft boye
Phil: What is a " pervy stuff?"
Dan: * *Thinks* * " This is how pure you really are?"
Me: My best friend is Phil and I'm Dan lol :D
I can't handle how cute Dan's shirt is. Also its too funny how Phil wants to watch Game of Thrones with a Monkey! Haha
OMG BELLA N, I just subbed to your channel. I am so in love! U R so pretty. I hope you get big on youtube, because you seem so nice. KK bye! lolz!
Dan: *Claiming that he would sacrifice himself for Phil*
Me: You literally sacrificed him to Satan!
Broken Doge that's so true
Dan Howells Fringe
TRRRRUUUUEEEEE
Petition for them to make an hour long sims video, say dogs
I'll start.
Dogs
Eel Yak Lemon DOGS
dogs
DOGS
Eel Yak Lemon dogs
You could technically explore the world as a human yess, but some of us can't exactly afford it. Becoming a spider is basically the only way I'd be able to do anything I want in lifetime
that circle is brown.
fight me.
(actually don't i'm fragile)
Sapphire Skies IKR
ikr thats wwhat i thought
The Circle is RGB160100 (Brown)
Not RGB000000 (Black)
Sapphire Skies the most relatable comment i've found it
Sapphire Skies profile picture
I used dropper on the circle, and it is a very dark red. You're not all crazy.
Mx. Rin thanks
"I would spoon the monkey and watch some Game of Thrones and then go to bed in separate bedrooms."
I'm starting to think the monkey is a metaphor for someone else in Phil's life :/
Hannah McBride *cough dan cough*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT THANK YOU
Hannah McBride literally tho 😂😂
Hannah McBride EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
i wAs tHiNkiNg tHaT eXaCtLy
Run the country for the greater good.
"Sir, if thats what your thinking, I'm not one of Grindlewald's fanatics."
Get my reference? Anyone? Nope. K baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Cass Cass Unboxes I thought of that too 😂😂
Cass Cass Unboxes yoooo
I'm dissapointed in myself for not thinking of that.
Why hello there
LEAVE
Dan for president 2020
AjFluffy Paws 2022* so Phil will be the first lady
DeathNoteKiraluver no, elections are every four years so it would have to be 2020 or 2024
Jacey Aw dang I forgot he isn’t an American citizen and you need to be 35 years old
AjFluffy Paws that’s when they are getting married
Things I want to steal from this video:
-Dan's tshirt
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.
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-Dan
-Phil
Patrick's fedora Basically
Patrick's fedora They're already locked in my basement. I'm just kidding. 😈
Could you imagine their reactions if the monkey question had a hamster instead...
Miya LEAVE
Miya STOP
Miya NO. NO. NOOOOOO!!!!!
NO STOP
Miya. STOP.
Past Dan: I'd incinerate a world
Present day Dan described by Tom: God of serotonin deficiency
Yep... I can see why Tom chose that answer now