WILL DAN AND PHIL PRESS THE BUTTON??

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  • @tulip5210
    @tulip5210 8 років тому +1151

    It didn't say what you could murder, you could murder a fly.

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 8 років тому +69

      Tulop that actually a really smart loophole I haven't seen someone say that before

    • @tulip5210
      @tulip5210 8 років тому +5

      :) yay!

    • @vividvidya6251
      @vividvidya6251 8 років тому +40

      or murder other murderers and play god like Kira.

    • @ayeshasalier8218
      @ayeshasalier8218 8 років тому +2

      Tulop Ooooooh, smart!

    • @tulip5210
      @tulip5210 8 років тому +7

      Do not kill me I am enjoying this too much....
      the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought

  • @giannarighi2168
    @giannarighi2168 7 років тому +3536

    Dan pretends to be all antisocial and "I want to be alone" but then he complains when he's home alone and Skypes Phil when he's traveling. We're on to your game, Danyul.

    • @lithan6654
      @lithan6654 7 років тому +98

      but he just has fear of outside people but an island with no people at all he wouldn't be scared and feel the need of company

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 7 років тому +128

      NoninterestingDylan. Dan...on a island....with trees..... in the dark....surrounded by water......with unknown creatures. And spiders, don’t forget the spiders 🕷

    • @jennabark5710
      @jennabark5710 7 років тому +7

      Mazabrei **Daniel*

    • @anothersocialreject988
      @anothersocialreject988 7 років тому +28

      jenna bark they meant to spell it danyul

    • @fluffystuff500
      @fluffystuff500 7 років тому +18

      NoninterestingDylan but.... there would be no Wi-Fi or houses as no one will have been there before. He'd eventually need help.

  • @maybiscantillo7814
    @maybiscantillo7814 7 років тому +3855

    Why is nobody talking about how Phil was offended when Dan chose to live alone?

    • @sincerelysophiax
      @sincerelysophiax 7 років тому +231

      I thought that was really cute haha

    • @maybiscantillo7814
      @maybiscantillo7814 7 років тому +176

      Candee Sundai LPS yeah just look at his face and the tone he use when he speak, i felt it kinda upset

    • @iramh1279
      @iramh1279 7 років тому +292

      Maybis Cantillo lol we all know Dan would never live alone he practically cries when Phil leaves for a few days who you kidding Dan? 😂

    • @felicia9199
      @felicia9199 7 років тому +11

      KAI 1.32 I think

    • @tinypotatoes4159
      @tinypotatoes4159 7 років тому +6

      idk

  • @samiiamii
    @samiiamii 7 років тому +443

    "With all of the feels but none of the speaks." I love Phil so much

  • @laylaismail5297
    @laylaismail5297 8 років тому +2196

    Phil is wearing a pug sweatshirt...HOW CAN ANY LIVING CREATURE NOT LIKE HIM?!?!?!

    • @IMISSBTS
      @IMISSBTS 8 років тому

      Layla Ismail IKR!!

    • @myk2164
      @myk2164 8 років тому

      Layla Ismail omg ikr (also I've met someone irl with the exact same name as you lol)

    • @Greenmeggs_nham
      @Greenmeggs_nham 8 років тому

      Layla Ismail

    • @maddiehj9246
      @maddiehj9246 8 років тому

      Layla Ismail YES

    • @lety1534
      @lety1534 8 років тому +2

      Layla Ismail I like Dan better but I like Phill too

  • @agreenpar
    @agreenpar 8 років тому +4258

    I can listen to Phil speaking intellectually forever.

    • @cecilia1406
      @cecilia1406 8 років тому +11

      HiMyNameisPeter yes and I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC OMG

    • @iamawesomesauce68
      @iamawesomesauce68 8 років тому +84

      I loved when he started to get really insightful and actually thought out his responses. I can definitely imagine him and Dan having deep philosophical conversations that ultimately end in Dan having an existential crisis.

    • @agreenpar
      @agreenpar 8 років тому +2

      Cecília Porto Thank you.

    • @agreenpar
      @agreenpar 8 років тому +55

      iamawesomesauce68 same. I especially liked when he started talking about playing God and how decisions mean something and I'm just sitting here like "yes Phil, please, keep talking."

    • @iamawesomesauce68
      @iamawesomesauce68 8 років тому +45

      +HiMyNameisPeter Yes! He should seriously post videos discussing that kind of thing. Philosophy with Phil. I mean, his name is in the word!

  • @bymrtha
    @bymrtha 7 років тому +2017

    i still get really twitchy when dan reads it as "you will always smell OF rotting meat" instead of "you will always smell rotting meat" bc they're practically twO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS

  • @GmmBeast
    @GmmBeast 7 років тому +644

    Awwww Phil was soo sad when Dan said he would love to be alone.

  • @Nuudelikeitto
    @Nuudelikeitto 8 років тому +1479

    I'm seriously dumbfounded by the fact that people actually want to become immortal like that's the worst fear of mine

    • @nataveco
      @nataveco 8 років тому +66

      Nuudelikeitto same like imagine watching all your loved ones die and seeing the end of the world like omg it's so terrible

    • @bbarrett492
      @bbarrett492 8 років тому +7

      Nuudelikeitto S A M E

    • @catmorris3532
      @catmorris3532 8 років тому +33

      Ummmm..... immortal literally means that you can't die....

    • @nahman6790
      @nahman6790 8 років тому +8

      if you were drained of all your blood and were to get your brain removed and melted, you would die, as i said indestructible means can't be killed, immortal means will never die.
      that does not mean thou can't be destroyed.

    • @mickeym00
      @mickeym00 8 років тому +16

      I thought being immortal just meant that you don't age like a normal mortal being, but instead that your body CAN live forever, but that didn't mean that you cannot be killed...?

  • @guppy8073
    @guppy8073 8 років тому +3073

    Danisnotastarfish and AGlitteringPhil

    • @guppy8073
      @guppy8073 8 років тому +6

      I love these haha

    • @adhdmedsandmath
      @adhdmedsandmath 8 років тому +15

      Shadow_Owl242 I think you mean Danisastarfish

    • @aditivishwanath4476
      @aditivishwanath4476 8 років тому +25

      i'm not the only one

    • @shuhao2817
      @shuhao2817 8 років тому +15

      Shadow_Owl242 hash i m not the only one who see thes names 😂

    • @acaziahkawasaki1082
      @acaziahkawasaki1082 8 років тому +5

      dan girling I've started tapping them out of habit just to see what awful pun or joke Dan has added 😂

  • @RegularOddball
    @RegularOddball 8 років тому +1353

    shit when dan pressed the button about the island thing dUDE if i was phil i would have cried

    • @vulixirus
      @vulixirus 8 років тому +145

      I think he was mostly joking but it still made me a little sad.

    • @paisleigh1989
      @paisleigh1989 8 років тому +38

      vulixirus I was like you can Skype for the videos and talk

    • @philtrashnumber2533
      @philtrashnumber2533 8 років тому +22

      they could just USE THE INTERNET but thats kinda sad that they wont be able to see each other anymore bc they were so excited to meet each other when they first met

    • @cheekydanny6903
      @cheekydanny6903 8 років тому +70

      tasminemma dan cant live without phil we all know the truth

    • @milkycake9009
      @milkycake9009 8 років тому +1

      tasminemma - Ikr 😢

  • @autumnishhhhh
    @autumnishhhhh 7 років тому +560

    dan may say he would live alone on an island, but we all know he would have a really sad life without phil

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 6 років тому +11

      autumnISH Nah
      He will just have some sexy skype sessions lol.

    • @moik4037
      @moik4037 5 років тому +6

      My hawrt

  • @hhgreggfan
    @hhgreggfan 8 років тому +2692

    BLESS PHIL FOR COMING THROUGH AND HAVING DAN WEAR GLASSES, I'M IN TEARS.

    • @stanl3yuris
      @stanl3yuris 8 років тому +33

      Don't Cry,CRAFT!

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol 8 років тому +5

      wheN

    • @fish3857
      @fish3857 8 років тому +5

      The Geeky Alternate Universe, featuring Dan wearing glasses

    • @mmoons98
      @mmoons98 8 років тому +21

      "what do you look like in my glasses?" I'M SCREAMING

    • @9951blaze
      @9951blaze 7 років тому +1

      Craft

  • @adorified4449
    @adorified4449 8 років тому +584

    'that's what they want... 20 minutes of solid eye contact' they know us too well

    • @k_rinabeena
      @k_rinabeena 8 років тому +1

      +phil trash no1 guilty tbh

    • @EllieSam21
      @EllieSam21 8 років тому +2

      phil trash no1 That is literally Destiel. 20 minutes of solid eye contact. XD

    • @dainty.tricia
      @dainty.tricia 8 років тому

      phil trash no1 that would be so weird and creepy

    • @hannah._.1592
      @hannah._.1592 8 років тому +4

      phil trash no1 true

    • @joelsaji6179
      @joelsaji6179 8 років тому +1

      Sannah Jay d

  • @geoffreyh
    @geoffreyh 8 років тому +1199

    I hope Phil knows he has been looking extra beautiful lately

    • @boringbailey10
      @boringbailey10 8 років тому +38

      He always looks extra beautiful.

    • @tyjoandjishdone422
      @tyjoandjishdone422 8 років тому +10

      Phanic!AtTheWeekndHarmonizerCrybaby he's too beautiful to be extra beautiful

    • @morgankayex
      @morgankayex 8 років тому +6

      Phanic!AtTheWeekndHarmonizerCrybaby He's so wonderful and I hope he understands this

    • @graysonobrien1819
      @graysonobrien1819 8 років тому +1

      Tyjo and Jish done So true...

    • @cathycampbell2600
      @cathycampbell2600 8 років тому +5

      +DanAndPhilGAMES
      Well, now you kno!
      And you too Dan!

  • @ms2409
    @ms2409 7 років тому +1099

    Phil: ruins constancy of time
    Dan: *secretly very proud husband*

  • @heatherm3180
    @heatherm3180 8 років тому +1238

    You can travel back in time, but you can only travel back in time.
    Can someone say Life is Strange?
    PLEASE DAN AND PHIL PLAY LIFE IS STRANGE PLEEEEEEEASE

    • @marianalima3611
      @marianalima3611 8 років тому +1

      Heather M IKR!!!! I want them to play it so bad

    • @lanceylance3983
      @lanceylance3983 8 років тому +3

      Heather M I was looking for this comment

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania 8 років тому +6

      That was my first thought when I saw it. Even before they said anything.

    • @Memily23
      @Memily23 8 років тому +1

      Heather M I was thinking the same! life is strange pls

    • @littletee3649
      @littletee3649 8 років тому +7

      IKR?
      If they could play a series or at least a few episodes of Life is Strange it would be wonderfully awesome.

  • @niamh8920
    @niamh8920 7 років тому +271

    you don't have to murder someone, just murder, so you could step on a bug

    • @_lucycat_5396
      @_lucycat_5396 7 років тому +26

      Or Germs By Washing Your Hands😂

    • @rosewater-constellation7421
      @rosewater-constellation7421 7 років тому +17

      I commit a lot of murder.

    • @reptile2141
      @reptile2141 7 років тому +8

      well murder means that the killing has to be illegal and killing a bug is not illegal so it wouldnt count

    • @bluestivy9975
      @bluestivy9975 7 років тому +23

      let's be real Phil probably still wouldn't

    • @felicia9199
      @felicia9199 7 років тому +1

      Pynecone Pie if you really want to be immortal just kill ants

  • @shadythot1765
    @shadythot1765 8 років тому +1402

    Vote for Phil to never wear contacts again

  • @giannarighi2168
    @giannarighi2168 7 років тому +564

    Most tiny insignificant detail ever: Dan said "signed", not "used sign language". It makes my ASL-loving heart sing to imagine that he's familiar enough with sign language to use that terminology.

    • @s-aga
      @s-aga 7 років тому +19

      R I G H T

    • @reginahockert7659
      @reginahockert7659 5 років тому +19

      Hearing that made me so happy! It brings me so much joy seeing the signing and deaf community recognized.

    • @corruptcocoa6668
      @corruptcocoa6668 4 роки тому +23

      Taking asl as my high school language credit. I was starting to get discouraged but I was able to sign “where is the soup” to a deaf worker at a supermarket and he face lit up. have been working hard ever since. :)

  • @wheredidsadiego9499
    @wheredidsadiego9499 8 років тому +1670

    who tf would want immortality? like, not judging, but that would be absolute torture.

    • @anonnymous7347
      @anonnymous7347 8 років тому +32

      wheredidsadiego right lmao like i want to die? wtf

    • @melongoat2178
      @melongoat2178 8 років тому +22

      wheredidsadiego I was waiting for someone to say it

    • @BluesMoth64
      @BluesMoth64 8 років тому +32

      wheredidsadiego
      And like if you lose an arm, you'll have to deal with that forever. Eventually you'd keep losing limbs and stuff until you didn't have any anymore, and have to live with that for eternity

    • @bornkst8078
      @bornkst8078 8 років тому +45

      Only mortals have told me that it would suck to live forever

    • @meliarose4260
      @meliarose4260 8 років тому +15

      wheredidsadiego well in the video phil made with hazel he said that to avoid talking about death so probably because he doesn't want to experience death

  • @lisarichards7369
    @lisarichards7369 7 років тому +253

    "I'll go back to the prehistoric ages, oh wait there's no internet". Literally dan in a sentence

  • @antithepanda2282
    @antithepanda2282 8 років тому +478

    "I will not the butt."
    "I am pressing that butt."
    Daniel Howell 2016

  • @ahuman9021
    @ahuman9021 7 років тому +830

    You can have the most beautiful singing voice, but no one could understand you? That's basically Patrick Stump

    • @peenbean7359
      @peenbean7359 7 років тому +18

      Madge! at the Disco Im CRYING SMDNENENENEN

    • @kylafrancisco1443
      @kylafrancisco1443 7 років тому +16

      Panic! At The Band Trash I Am
      DON'T CRY, CRAFT

    • @books2438
      @books2438 7 років тому +5

      Damn it😂😂😂😂😂

    • @grizz1322
      @grizz1322 7 років тому +4

      true :'D

    • @books2438
      @books2438 7 років тому +51

      THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT’S A
      GAH
      DAH
      AR
      RAH

  • @pukapukajellyfish
    @pukapukajellyfish 8 років тому +336

    Phil in the pug shirt and glasses is the best gift i could ever have this year

    • @stavrossmith1095
      @stavrossmith1095 8 років тому

      Lea-Chan sofabby

    • @undefinedblue671
      @undefinedblue671 8 років тому +2

      Lea-Chan and dan in his fancy outfit is killing me! He looks so good in this video! ♥️

    • @yourlocalphantrashcan3158
      @yourlocalphantrashcan3158 8 років тому +1

      Lea-Chan Yes, I'm taking screenshots and saving them for next year

  • @gabriela-gm8jv
    @gabriela-gm8jv 8 років тому +132

    Phil killed me with his glasses, he looks so cute.

  • @Emma-di3bc
    @Emma-di3bc 8 років тому +878

    "Buy a ticket you cheap bitch"
    I live for Dan sassing Phil

  • @ouisamus
    @ouisamus 7 років тому +525

    No Dan, there IS a downside to your subscribe button - you will never get anything done ever again

    • @lilybee6552
      @lilybee6552 7 років тому +11

      Louisa M it WILL ruin all your productivity forever

    • @aliyahr2701
      @aliyahr2701 7 років тому +4

      gemdogmillionare that's so true ,I did anyway

    • @grilche6116
      @grilche6116 6 років тому +5

      I signed away my productivity

    • @blytheduchene2621
      @blytheduchene2621 6 років тому +3

      honestlyyy

    • @mars30
      @mars30 4 роки тому

      My soul now belongs to Dan and Phil

  • @makkapakka159
    @makkapakka159 7 років тому +2163

    At the random sea organism one what if
    We're in a swimming pool and u just turn into a whale xD

    • @sarahc-l5098
      @sarahc-l5098 7 років тому +49

      _...what about in the bath..._ you don't really swim in the bath but _...imagine it..._

    • @user-dq1jl4pb9d
      @user-dq1jl4pb9d 7 років тому +56

      Your PalMakayla i always read organism as orgasm....
      i have a problem

    • @thetruthabout...5728
      @thetruthabout...5728 7 років тому +16

      i was thinking about that the whole video

    • @mackenzievandamme6441
      @mackenzievandamme6441 7 років тому +3

      Your PalMakayla iii

    • @mathildagrace8182
      @mathildagrace8182 7 років тому +2

      Mackenzie Van Damme good point 😂😂😂

  • @An-np4yn
    @An-np4yn 7 років тому +1770

    **WARNING** There's a jumpscare in this video. Thank me later

  • @mariajamal2935
    @mariajamal2935 8 років тому +1527

    this video was really PHILosophical.. alright sorry I'll leave

    • @mariajamal2935
      @mariajamal2935 8 років тому +2

      Importantunknown Phannie 😂😂 I SAID IM LEAVING

    • @madisonc9543
      @madisonc9543 8 років тому

      Maria Jamal The door is that way.

    • @witchyvibes1235
      @witchyvibes1235 8 років тому +3

      Maria Jamal 😂 PHILosophical

    • @maxithalo7796
      @maxithalo7796 8 років тому +4

      DAN't leave! that whas a really PHANny Joke :D

    • @mariajamal2935
      @mariajamal2935 8 років тому

      Madison C. 😂😭

  • @karasuno.11
    @karasuno.11 7 років тому +265

    You wanna know why The Doctor is obsessed humans? Cuz they have the closest resemblance to the Time Lords and when he's around them he's not as sad. It's a coping mechanism

    • @fluffystuff500
      @fluffystuff500 7 років тому +11

      ProfessionalFangirl that is actually pretty tragic....

    • @karasuno.11
      @karasuno.11 7 років тому +4

      Fluffystuff 500 it really is

    • @sillywetmeow
      @sillywetmeow 6 років тому +5

      Oh wow *fUn*

    • @oldgoose
      @oldgoose 5 років тому +3

      *screams*

    • @olliem.3012
      @olliem.3012 4 роки тому +2

      I'm not even in this fandom and I'm about to cry, jeez, what'd I do to deserve this?

  • @cyaneds
    @cyaneds 8 років тому +445

    Why is the button sad?
    Because it's de*pressed*

  • @meraki3898
    @meraki3898 8 років тому +335

    11:26 "because then, every decision you make doesn't really matter, so life would be a bit weird"
    no
    life is strange

    • @chloeselvey
      @chloeselvey 8 років тому +3

      Holly Holden yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @tynanfields4708
      @tynanfields4708 8 років тому

      Chloe Selvey 9

    • @eternalcrysus
      @eternalcrysus 8 років тому +3

      Holly Holden SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT!

    • @ayylmao5488
      @ayylmao5488 8 років тому +2

      Please don't bring that trash here.

    • @aoife5274
      @aoife5274 8 років тому +1

      Holly Holden AHHH

  • @moonsungchoi6085
    @moonsungchoi6085 7 років тому +416

    Wait... isn't the immortality question basically making Horcruxes?

    • @fluffystuff500
      @fluffystuff500 7 років тому +10

      ⊙o⊙

    • @nadiasnyman4970
      @nadiasnyman4970 7 років тому +7

      Moonsung Choi (°○°)

    • @ugh2990
      @ugh2990 6 років тому +11

      Dan and Phil r my horcruxes..

    • @redpandashatecherries
      @redpandashatecherries 6 років тому +10

      I was THINKING THAT. I thought Dan would make the reference. But he didn't😑

    • @Zaymonia
      @Zaymonia 6 років тому +4

      ...............damn

  • @mikaelastradling6637
    @mikaelastradling6637 7 років тому +648

    **DAN READS THE BUT**

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy 5 років тому +4

      Mikaela Stradling He made that so dramatic 🤣

  • @idontknow1572
    @idontknow1572 7 років тому +1291

    Phil: you'll have the best singing voice
    Dan: I already have it
    Me: the Internet is here,the internet is great, when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate.

    • @thelizarddictator8746
      @thelizarddictator8746 7 років тому +18

      Idon't Know Me: A month without uploading...

    • @courtielol534
      @courtielol534 7 років тому +13

      lucynoshoes HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG.

    • @vickynix2380
      @vickynix2380 7 років тому +9

      // Courtney // THAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN

    • @pastelgalaxy4136
      @pastelgalaxy4136 7 років тому +9

      Galaxy-Chan HES NOT A CHALLENGE TO DRAG

    • @lillianz1988
      @lillianz1988 7 років тому +9

      SO PREPARE FOR AN ATTACK

  • @beagremlin69
    @beagremlin69 7 років тому +53

    i like how it's normally people invasively asking people with glasses to let them wear the glasses, but phil just pushes his glasses on somebody who doesn't ask

  • @LijGilmourHello
    @LijGilmourHello 8 років тому +4036

    all i want for christmas this year is dan n phil pls santa

  • @katep818
    @katep818 7 років тому +125

    it doesn't specify if you have to murder a human, so I would press the button and step on a bug or something along those lines

    • @peenbean7359
      @peenbean7359 7 років тому +29

      Bugabo9006 Wash your hands and kill those germs.

    • @katep818
      @katep818 7 років тому +1

      Panic! At The Band Trash I Am
      yES

    • @amaliac8804
      @amaliac8804 7 років тому +2

      They've already killed a ton of people with the feels

  • @Tarabellaworld
    @Tarabellaworld 8 років тому +507

    *WHY DO GLASSES MAKE THEM LOOK SO MUCH MORE FAB* 😍

    • @Tarabellaworld
      @Tarabellaworld 8 років тому +10

      ....I may have a weakness for guys in glasses 🙈😍

    • @rxhc5660
      @rxhc5660 8 років тому

      Tarabella same 😂

    • @nicole820
      @nicole820 8 років тому +4

      Tarabella sameeeee

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 років тому +8

      Same. Guys and girls in glasses.... ugh

    • @erillianbird8443
      @erillianbird8443 8 років тому +15

      Well scientifically speaking, people are attracted to symmetry, and glasses are symmetrical. So when someone puts on glasses they are artificially make their face more symmetrical. Also they tend to draw more attention to the eye area instead of other imperfections on someone's face, which is a good thing if your eyes are pretty.

  • @aya6007
    @aya6007 7 років тому +323

    Dan: I don't care about people
    Me: *cries myself to sleep*

  • @myfoothurts9231
    @myfoothurts9231 8 років тому +707

    I would never want to be immortal. Is that weird?

    • @ashley-fl6kn
      @ashley-fl6kn 8 років тому +4

      Ellabea Dreemurr I wouldn't either

    • @AlwaysAPotterhead
      @AlwaysAPotterhead 8 років тому +6

      Ellabea Dreemurr Same here. Even if a magical genie or whatever came to me and gave me the opportunity to become immortal, I would say no. Immortality is a frightening concept.

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 8 років тому +15

      No. Part of what makes life worth living is the certainty of death.

    • @gaylien6998
      @gaylien6998 8 років тому +6

      Ellabea Dreemurr tbh my only reason to be immortal would be to eternally rewatch dnp

    • @elisef8111
      @elisef8111 8 років тому +1

      B-Den Howell But Dan and Phil would be dead unless they were immortal

  • @simplyyselena
    @simplyyselena 7 років тому +154

    Phil should never ever wear contacts again

  • @Wink-182
    @Wink-182 8 років тому +354

    So Dan wouldn't want to interfere with humans if he was a timelord but agreed that he'd hang out with Cassandra, the last living human... DID YOU EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO DAN

    • @kmvzlh
      @kmvzlh 8 років тому +10

      Døbby!The PhanElf I cringed at that, and the fact they didn't know her name. :(

    • @nilson2423
      @nilson2423 8 років тому +6

      Døbby!The PhanElf as Rose said she's really not human anymore

    • @Esterferreiradecastro
      @Esterferreiradecastro 8 років тому

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @danandphilwhovian513
      @danandphilwhovian513 8 років тому

      Døbby!The PhanElf ikr

    • @DoctorW42
      @DoctorW42 8 років тому

      Ikr very true

  • @hannahexclamation
    @hannahexclamation 7 років тому +251

    Phil looks wonderful in the glasses

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 6 років тому +4

      Hannah! Exclamation Point so does Dan 😉

    • @emmixo
      @emmixo 6 років тому +1

      But phil look better 😉

    • @AlleyCatAlex
      @AlleyCatAlex 6 років тому

      Hannah! Exclamation Point yes he does hdakdgak

  • @Alfie_1
    @Alfie_1 7 років тому +1376

    It didn't say you would smell of meat, just that you would smell meat when you breath in

    • @ajdean9575
      @ajdean9575 7 років тому +22

      So what are you just not gonna breathe in

    • @teamwilson3544
      @teamwilson3544 7 років тому +71

      well you only smell through your nose and you would get used to it after half an hour any way

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 7 років тому +5

      AlfietheGreat? I just realised that

    • @imaghost4342
      @imaghost4342 7 років тому

      AlfietheGreat? Still just as bad

    • @dariofilinic8366
      @dariofilinic8366 7 років тому +4

      Well you could breath through your mouth

  • @elanorallmann
    @elanorallmann 7 років тому +156

    I found Dan and Phil 2 days ago and I don't understand how I survived with out them! They are awesome! And I've watched so many videos already. I have a creepy feeling that I've spent 3 hours everyday watching these!

    • @juliet6200
      @juliet6200 7 років тому +12

      Well then, welcome to the Phandom!

    • @elanorallmann
      @elanorallmann 7 років тому +6

      +Crazy Llama Lady Thank you! 😂😂😂

    • @amaliac8804
      @amaliac8804 7 років тому +3

      Welcome to this crazy Phandom

    • @ainsleygrace557
      @ainsleygrace557 7 років тому +7

      Ha run away as fast as you can.

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 6 років тому +1

      OMG SAME!!!

  • @naissalty9266
    @naissalty9266 8 років тому +804

    6:23 Dan it says you smell rotting meat not you smell of rotting meat.

    • @trvlynx
      @trvlynx 8 років тому +17

      Kenna Graff ikr i was screaming

    • @gracewilkey6442
      @gracewilkey6442 7 років тому +14

      Pansexual Potato I noticed the same thing and commented it on it as well. Lol also I love you name "Pansexual Potato 🥔 "

    • @kristinabutrime
      @kristinabutrime 7 років тому +6

      I saw the exact same thing

    • @skittlesplease
      @skittlesplease 7 років тому

      Pansexual Potato i know right
      p.s. i love youre profile picture

    • @SofiaAgnew
      @SofiaAgnew 7 років тому +36

      That actually made me mad haha

  • @ellaashlin4768
    @ellaashlin4768 8 років тому +451

    I'm honestly really proud of you guys for keeping this up 👍👍 well done mates

    • @melania3651
      @melania3651 8 років тому +42

      It's only me a minutes ago I got scared they not gonna put in tonight

    • @dhizzel3769
      @dhizzel3769 8 років тому

      martaisyttrash 94 literally same

  • @elena_youknow
    @elena_youknow 8 років тому +107

    Phil's glasses look so tiny on Dan but rather big on Phil actually!

    • @multimoon
      @multimoon 7 років тому +6

      IfUnicornsRuledTheWorld yeah I noticed that!

  • @amritha_r03
    @amritha_r03 7 років тому +249

    Dan you spork it says smell rotting meat not smell of rotting meat

    • @wolfpup4149
      @wolfpup4149 7 років тому +13

      Amritha 'you spork'

    • @kamvlogs7
      @kamvlogs7 6 років тому +5

      "you spork" I'm dying😂😂

    • @freyaaaa
      @freyaaaa 6 років тому +6

      did phil write this

    • @amritha_r03
      @amritha_r03 4 роки тому +1

      @@freyaaaa i don't think ive ever had a better compliment damn 😂

    • @amritha_r03
      @amritha_r03 4 роки тому +6

      it's been 3 years and tbh i stand by calling people sporks its v effective

  • @iidkkdii6341
    @iidkkdii6341 8 років тому +325

    Phil is literal angel bean and I love him 💕💕💕💕

    • @char6518
      @char6518 7 років тому +1

      it's seàn fam such an adorable smol angelic bean

  • @joshg4997
    @joshg4997 7 років тому +381

    Its not that u smell of rotting meat, its that u can always smell rotten meat.

    • @shanhugs380
      @shanhugs380 6 років тому

      It annoys me to this day they didn’t realise

  • @elicoker9713
    @elicoker9713 7 років тому +292

    "Shove a mouse in my eyehole"
    *The hat fic flashbacks*

    • @unknownname7904
      @unknownname7904 7 років тому +8

      dankassgamer eeewwwygtystcyiduyg

    • @anniecross4234
      @anniecross4234 7 років тому +5

      Suck My Waluweewee WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

    • @sydisposting
      @sydisposting 7 років тому

      I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN THE HAT FIC

    • @helens4046
      @helens4046 6 років тому +3

      SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

    • @nuriasm1743
      @nuriasm1743 6 років тому +1

      Remember the milk fic

  • @alannadesilva
    @alannadesilva 7 років тому +51

    Phil in his glasses and dan in that jacket is my aesthetic

  • @HuskyWuskyy
    @HuskyWuskyy 7 років тому +141

    "You can travel back in Time"
    "You can ONLY travel back in time"
    The plot of Life is Strange

    • @hannahdrake6095
      @hannahdrake6095 7 років тому +3

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

    • @pineapple950
      @pineapple950 6 років тому +1

      I WAS THINKING THAT LMAOOO

    • @ndleishere8757
      @ndleishere8757 6 років тому

      Omg I just realized that!

    • @ore2236
      @ore2236 6 років тому

      Herm photographs everyone ?? Episode 3 ?

  • @melozanob
    @melozanob 8 років тому +654

    DAN AND PHIL TALKING ABOUT DOCTOR WHO IS MY NEW RELIGION

  • @michellecastelino1025
    @michellecastelino1025 8 років тому +537

    Guys guess what
    I JUST GRADUATED

  • @vye6737
    @vye6737 7 років тому +42

    We'd make Yuri on Ice but with Dan and Phil failing to skate

  • @marissaburciaga2646
    @marissaburciaga2646 8 років тому +209

    When Dan and Phil talk about Doctor Who my hearts grow three sizes.

    • @kaehoops2075
      @kaehoops2075 8 років тому +2

      Marissa Burciaga were you the grinch before?

    • @marissaburciaga2646
      @marissaburciaga2646 8 років тому +1

      BlackFury I still am thank you very much 👌

    • @kaehoops2075
      @kaehoops2075 8 років тому +3

      Marissa Burciaga did your heart shrink again?

    • @punchingcockroaches
      @punchingcockroaches 7 років тому +18

      Marissa Burciaga
      you could say it... it.. warms your *hearts*

    • @abimcdonald8807
      @abimcdonald8807 7 років тому

      Marissa Burciaga same

  • @chloeisnot0nfire16
    @chloeisnot0nfire16 8 років тому +108

    Does anyone else think it's so nice of phil to let a fan in the videos? I mean that's so kind

    • @franm938
      @franm938 8 років тому +3

      Ikr he's so nice

    • @benji2339
      @benji2339 8 років тому +6

      Chloeisnot0nfire 1 I know, to bad it's always the same the same fan tho

    • @RenegadeNightmare
      @RenegadeNightmare 8 років тому +3

      Probably has him at gun point

    • @blushclubs5157
      @blushclubs5157 8 років тому +3

      Chloeisnot0nfire 1 i think hes kidnapped him

    • @debby15463
      @debby15463 8 років тому +10

      **starts hearing "Phil trash number one"**

  • @Ericatay13
    @Ericatay13 8 років тому +503

    i just realized that phils eyebrows are lighter than his hair

    • @Maya-bc9so
      @Maya-bc9so 8 років тому +65

      erica hemmings totally not because he was born with ginger hair

    • @Ericatay13
      @Ericatay13 8 років тому +2

      oh ok

    • @mm-ps9xe
      @mm-ps9xe 8 років тому +21

      erica hemmings ya,
      HES A GINGA

    • @aria5572
      @aria5572 8 років тому +17

      Socially.Awkward Phil proves that gingers have souls

    • @renaway6398
      @renaway6398 8 років тому +53

      Phil was born ginger, he's half ginger, Phil has a side with no emotion and soul, dark phil exists. I would like to order a Phanfic with Dark Phil, no smut.

  • @justtheeditingtip2131
    @justtheeditingtip2131 7 років тому +21

    this is still phil's strongest look, aesthetically speaking. i love it

  • @corafitzgerald7652
    @corafitzgerald7652 8 років тому +597

    I thought this entire video was gonna be a big red buttton and they could just press it or not

  • @unsafestimboard
    @unsafestimboard 8 років тому +518

    Living forever seems like the worst nightmare for me. Who would ever want that?

    • @chloeselvey
      @chloeselvey 8 років тому +15

      Eliza Pancakes YOUR USERNAME

    • @wrens.c.8383
      @wrens.c.8383 8 років тому +30

      Eventually Dil and Tabitha would die and then you would have no one to stalk...

    • @catunicorn1663
      @catunicorn1663 8 років тому +4

      Eliza Pancakes STOP TEXTING DIL BECAUSE THEY HAVE JUST HAD A BABY 👶🏼 SO LEAVE THEM ALONE

    • @a-morgan-l
      @a-morgan-l 8 років тому +2

      Eliza Pancakes Are all your replies just jokes about Dil xD

    • @no2206
      @no2206 8 років тому

      Eliza Pancakes
      Dan and Phil really hate you ......

  • @taylor.tenaglia
    @taylor.tenaglia 8 років тому +174

    Phil with glasses is so adorable but dan wearing Phil's glasses makes me craft 😂

    • @bruhstop2434
      @bruhstop2434 8 років тому +1

      AmazingKilljoyPanics!WithSemi-AutomaticCrybabies YOUR NAME!!!!! So FUCKING goooddd! IT GAVE ME A GIRL BONER 🍖

    • @dabhowelter3873
      @dabhowelter3873 8 років тому +1

      AmazingKilljoyPanics!WithSemi-AutomaticCrybabies because you know if my grandads taught me anything it's to craft not cry

    • @strangerbeans2686
      @strangerbeans2686 8 років тому +1

      AmazingKilljoyPanics!WithSemi-AutomaticCrybabies ikr

  • @dantethunderstone8980
    @dantethunderstone8980 6 років тому +25

    Is nobody talking about how Phil pressed the button to be a vampire, then Dan wrote "the urge"

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 8 років тому +977

    Immortality would be shitty, you guys should know this

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 8 років тому +25

      I honestly don't understand the immortality thing

    • @juliaball5937
      @juliaball5937 8 років тому +17

      Omg same. It just sounds horrible.

    • @chronicironic6318
      @chronicironic6318 8 років тому +17

      Please don't make me have an existential crisis...

    • @Lilithly
      @Lilithly 8 років тому +3

      +Janice Wu I totally don't agree with that. Death takes away any meaning life could have had imho. If everyone were immortal that'd be great. Population probably wouldn't be that big of an issue because people would probably think differently about pretty much everything - also about getting kids. The entire last half of your comment pretty much says the same thing - death makes stuff meaningless. Not life. I remember watching dr strange and facepalming at that monologue near the end saying death gives life meaning.

    • @rivkavermeij
      @rivkavermeij 8 років тому +3

      i disagree with both statements, i think you give your own life meaning, whether you eventually die or live forever. nothing and nobody can take that away from you except you yourself. the rest of the arguments are bs.

  • @Driario
    @Driario 8 років тому +238

    11:24 WHY DOES PHIL SOUND LIKE DAN HAVING AN EXISTENCIAL CRISIS?

    • @denisebarker9925
      @denisebarker9925 8 років тому +1

      Driário ikr

    • @izacefroni
      @izacefroni 8 років тому +18

      11:33 Dan's sounds like he's slightly proud of that moment.

    • @mikaylarasnick
      @mikaylarasnick 8 років тому +3

      Driário dang phil, u ok?

    • @kyar2966
      @kyar2966 8 років тому

      Driário yup literally thought it was going tha direction

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 8 років тому +1

      Driário I WANT TO LIKE THIS BUT YOU HAVE 123 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

  • @addictwithaphne6770
    @addictwithaphne6770 8 років тому +646

    Immortality would suck tbh

    • @addictwithaphne6770
      @addictwithaphne6770 8 років тому

      Jaden Kage TRUU

    • @nzsp2136
      @nzsp2136 7 років тому +1

      +Jaden Kage awww

    • @katie-wf2qd
      @katie-wf2qd 7 років тому +29

      yea, when the world ends, you would just sit there in time and space with no netflix, food, or wifi.

    • @kajsah8511
      @kajsah8511 7 років тому +10

      If the world ends earth would get destroyed by the sun and you could go explore space ^

    • @zebrallama6720
      @zebrallama6720 7 років тому +2

      One word: holes.

  • @beet8357
    @beet8357 7 років тому +24

    “You will have an infinite supply of plain tortillas BUT you will never have any dip”
    **slams the button until it breaks**

  • @hedvikarackova3138
    @hedvikarackova3138 8 років тому +307

    'You become immortal but you have to kill people' that once happened on Supernatural

    • @amirmeyari7583
      @amirmeyari7583 8 років тому +23

      Supernatural happened on supernatural

    • @laundrybasketlyfe5596
      @laundrybasketlyfe5596 8 років тому

      Hedvika Ráčková Hey fam

    • @felineko826
      @felineko826 8 років тому

      It's happened more than once tbh

    • @ainsleysmith2799
      @ainsleysmith2799 8 років тому +23

      Everything happened once at least on supernatural

    • @dqc7179
      @dqc7179 8 років тому

      That was my first thought tbh

  • @sydneenichols4175
    @sydneenichols4175 8 років тому +401

    "Buy a ticket you cheap bitch" 😂

    • @petra8688
      @petra8688 8 років тому +5

      Sydnee Nichols A

  • @brady6027
    @brady6027 8 років тому +157

    Phil was so offended when Dan said he'd live alone on the first question XD Then again, I would be too if I had been someones best friend for so long then they just abandoned me

    • @neginghaderian1005
      @neginghaderian1005 8 років тому +11

      Brady Farmer yeah it hurt me a little seeing Phils face after Dan said that.

    • @julianhappyfish2119
      @julianhappyfish2119 8 років тому +18

      lol once my best friend of 6 years told me she would kill me to save herself with complete sincerity. yeah...we're not friends anymore

    • @acaziahkawasaki1082
      @acaziahkawasaki1082 8 років тому +3

      Megan Smith Ikr....
      Me while watching that bit: I'm sorry Dan, but if that actually happened, just give it one week and tell me how you feel! No more Phil for the rest of your life! *pauses as I realized what I said*....... *crafts in the corner of the room*

  • @megalenzbyxx8358
    @megalenzbyxx8358 3 роки тому +7

    Phil shouting "it's right now!" with the frantic arms about dan dying makes me cry everytime its so funny

  • @bellar5824
    @bellar5824 8 років тому +54

    Phil trying to scare Dan is always adorable.

  • @Starlightean
    @Starlightean 8 років тому +35

    I love that this game brings out the philosophers in people. Not a very lighthearted game when you overthink it.

  • @kenzieloomis9868
    @kenzieloomis9868 8 років тому +449

    I didn't get a notification for this video and I am offended

  • @agreenwell5256
    @agreenwell5256 7 років тому +17

    Phil (Thor): Push the BUTTON!
    Dan (Loki): Don't hit it, press it gently.

  • @emma-oz5np
    @emma-oz5np 8 років тому +189

    I'M STILL WAITING FOR THEM PINOF 8 BLOOPERS!

    • @brogccoli
      @brogccoli 8 років тому +1

      WHEN WILL THE DUST S E T T L E

    • @krylten
      @krylten 8 років тому +16

      Lucy Mahoney In one of Phil's latest Younow livestreams he mentioned that they will be posted!

  • @Emma-di3bc
    @Emma-di3bc 8 років тому +207

    Who else thought this would cause Dan to have an existential crisis?

    • @phantom8182
      @phantom8182 8 років тому +2

      HoeToBasic I thought it would too
      well it gave me one so...

    • @dainty.tricia
      @dainty.tricia 8 років тому +1

      Phantom oh no! Are you feeling ok now?

    • @margarettaylor3823
      @margarettaylor3823 8 років тому

      definitely

    • @phantom8182
      @phantom8182 8 років тому +1

      TrishyFishy25 lol yeah.

  • @claudiajordan3124
    @claudiajordan3124 8 років тому +80

    I love it when Phil wears his glasses 💜

    • @meraki-ikarem
      @meraki-ikarem 8 років тому +17

      Claudia Jordan I love when Dan wears Phil's glasses

    • @claudiajordan3124
      @claudiajordan3124 8 років тому

      Anastasia Kortjohn haha very true

    • @liv.yourlife04
      @liv.yourlife04 8 років тому

      Claudia Jordan giiirrrllll, matching profile pics lmao. My nick name is actually Pooh Bear lol.

  • @aday6601
    @aday6601 4 роки тому +8

    "You will have the most beautiful singing voice on the planet but when you, talk, sing, whisper, or try to communicate in any way, no one will understand you."
    *I'm looking at you, Patrick Stump.*

  • @francesca2341
    @francesca2341 7 років тому +23

    Nibbling on slightly salted tortilla chips right now with no dip, please do save me 😭

  • @sophiej6893
    @sophiej6893 8 років тому +306

    I don't eat tortilla chips with dip anyway

    • @lennavanderwal2413
      @lennavanderwal2413 8 років тому

      Sophie Johnson same

    • @jaydenv8557
      @jaydenv8557 8 років тому

      Sophie Johnson wtf are tortilla chips?

    • @moistsquish
      @moistsquish 8 років тому

      WelcomeToTheCringeParade FT. Dan and Phil I'm guessing they're what the name suggest chips made out of tortilla ingredients like the bread

    • @willowk
      @willowk 8 років тому

      Sophie Johnson then it tastes like a crunchy tortilla! what is wrong with you?

    • @-sam-4807
      @-sam-4807 8 років тому

      Sophie Johnson i like them either way

  • @catygrey838
    @catygrey838 7 років тому +127

    Next time I see a starfish I'll think of dan XD

    • @TheCoolpiplup
      @TheCoolpiplup 7 років тому +23

      Caty Poppy I read that as, 'Next time I am a starfish I'll think of Dan'

  • @poppymorley9838
    @poppymorley9838 4 роки тому +8

    “I guess it’s Phil and Phil Games now.” He predicted the future

  • @Bee_with_a_Knife
    @Bee_with_a_Knife 8 років тому +178

    I actually would want to know my time of death, because I fear death daily, and if I know when I die, then I could accept dying soon, or rest easy knowing I'm safe

    • @js2426
      @js2426 8 років тому +2

      Mike Stevenson same

    • @js2426
      @js2426 8 років тому +17

      We're all gonna die anyway so no point in trying to stop it.

    • @toratsubasa91
      @toratsubasa91 7 років тому +11

      I was just thinking this. You could be so much more adventurous in life if you knew "This will not be how I die."
      Do you know how many planes I'd jump out of if I knew that, for example, I was going to die at 55 in a car crash? So many.

    • @ashdeneelnour4076
      @ashdeneelnour4076 7 років тому

      Mike Stevenson Lmao so true.

  • @megregan2321
    @megregan2321 8 років тому +156

    I'd wanna press the button at that visible-invisible question cuz i just wouldn't become invisible unless it was life or death or something. Might as well have the skill but never use it then not have it at all.

    • @megregan2321
      @megregan2321 8 років тому +26

      Same thing with the time travel thing at 11:55, might as well have the skill, right? Tho I suppose i wouldn't undo something unless it was REALLY bad and just happened 2 secs afo

    • @Esterferreiradecastro
      @Esterferreiradecastro 8 років тому +1

      +Meg Regan thats what you think at first

    • @maryregan5962
      @maryregan5962 8 років тому

      Meg Regan ya that's was I was thinking too

    • @megregan2321
      @megregan2321 8 років тому

      Mary Regan OMG PHAM I KNOW YOU

    • @megregan2321
      @megregan2321 8 років тому

      Mary Regan HAIIIIIIIII

  • @kaitlynkite
    @kaitlynkite 8 років тому +196

    This is the earliest I've ever been and I'm so happy

  • @stefunny398
    @stefunny398 6 років тому +16

    It's 2018 Phil we're still waiting for that movie

  • @indiana.x150
    @indiana.x150 8 років тому +105

    for anyone reading the comments..... Christmas jumpscare at 5:47

  • @gabriellerobertson6377
    @gabriellerobertson6377 7 років тому +58

    the "moisturise me" skin thing is called Cassandra

    • @RSmith-hv2bj
      @RSmith-hv2bj 6 років тому +4

      AND SHES A HUMAN. Phil you absolute dip, she counts and can't be visited.

  • @alexn8763
    @alexn8763 5 років тому +3

    Rewatching this, I was so taken aback by Phils beautiful singing voice I choked on my water.

  • @romatina5786
    @romatina5786 8 років тому +40

    6:16 read the question properly dan it was so frustrating

  • @stinkyzig8964
    @stinkyzig8964 8 років тому +242

    ugh finals are killing me slowly
    help
    how does one survive the hellish finals

    • @irenestepp1485
      @irenestepp1485 8 років тому +1

      LEMON LORD GERARD FLUFFIN WAY The Magestic i survived, this week was finals week

    • @Toph7777
      @Toph7777 8 років тому +4

      Stay positive it'll be over soon enough 😘

    • @Emma-hj3id
      @Emma-hj3id 8 років тому +1

      LEMON LORD GERARD FLUFFIN WAY The Magestic study! Try and win finals☺️👍🏻

    • @jessecommerford9921
      @jessecommerford9921 8 років тому +1

      LEMON LORD GERARD FLUFFIN WAY The Magestic OMG I love your UA-cam name XD

    • @stinkyzig8964
      @stinkyzig8964 8 років тому +2

      The Purple Creeper ahahah thanks yours is awesome too

  • @percussionistic4041
    @percussionistic4041 8 років тому +189

    Do you ever just like a video before it even starts?

    • @DoctorW42
      @DoctorW42 8 років тому +2

      Me

    • @js2426
      @js2426 8 років тому +1

      percussionistic literally me 24/7

    • @aminaxx1761
      @aminaxx1761 7 років тому +3

      every dan and phil video tbh

    • @meghannyd_
      @meghannyd_ 7 років тому

      percussionistic every video I watch and I also comment before it starts!😂

    • @fatmah5164
      @fatmah5164 7 років тому +2

      percussionistic i do this all the time

  • @franzizzy4048
    @franzizzy4048 7 років тому +19

    Jfc coming back to this at the end of 2017 and seeing Dan with straightened hair is so weird I don’t even know who that person is anymore

  • @yoharryyoureawizard3560
    @yoharryyoureawizard3560 8 років тому +1697

    5 SECONDS DANYUL. 5 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO AND IM ALREADY SO DONE WITH YOU.

    • @yoharryyoureawizard3560
      @yoharryyoureawizard3560 8 років тому +42

      *also* im living for Phil wearing his glasses in these vids lately

    • @puretrash2982
      @puretrash2982 8 років тому +8

      YoHarryYou'reAWizard dun*

    • @yoharryyoureawizard3560
      @yoharryyoureawizard3560 8 років тому +5

      Pure Trash whoops forgive me for i have sinned.

    • @Maggieistired
      @Maggieistired 8 років тому +4

      YoHarryYou'reAWizard Omg your username is everything xD

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 8 років тому +10

      YoHarryYou'reAWizard YOUR COMMENT, USERNAME, AND PROFILE PICTURE COMBINED ARE THE BEST THING EVER