The moment Dan said "isn't this game just calming" was the exact moment I realised that school started in 10 minutes and I hadn't packed my bag or finished revising for my Italian exam
sometimes I can't hear them so I turn up the volume and then Dan starts screaming and I turn it down and I can't hear them again and it's an endless cycle
I love how they made so many obvious innuendos but Phil didn't realize while Daniel had a cheeky little grin on his face the whole time lol //*so soft*//
As an architecture student, I get nightmares of trying to fit shapes in lines where they're never quite right so you just keep trying for eternity. This game is some form of torture. That being said please play this again
It's great!!! You'll very quickly find out whether you love it enough to go through the course so if you already want to do it then you'll make it through :)
eight months ago i clicked on this video. it was the very first dan and phil video i had ever watched. halfway through i clicked off, thinking that they weren’t really my type of youtubers. but here i am, months later, surrounded by their merch, their faces on my lock screen, and crying over how much i love them and how happy they make me. this video will always be important to me because it was the first i ever watched. it’s crazy how one click on a video really can change your life.
If I ever got to see a Switch in real life I would probably be shocked by their actual size because Dan, Phil, and Pj are the only ones I've seen holding them and all three of them are giants
"The tiniest little controllers that are so freaking wierd" "They need to be protected" substitute controllers for cinnamon buns and that's basically me talking about Dan and Phil
phil: snip my side... _senpai_ dan: i will clip your snip phil: yes there we go dan: yeah that's good now you have to come do me.. *_(realizes what he just said and laughs)_* --- JSLKDFJDSKLFHLAD I'M
It'd be really cool if both of you played Don't Starve Together (basically the multiplayer version). I think you'd both freak out a bit but if you were playing together on separate characters you'd be able to help each other out and survive for a bit at least.
Dan:screams
Dan:cries
Dan: Phil, you need to be patient
Ash Lirelle Wuuuuuut
There’s one comment....
"No good sir for I have the power of triangles"- Dan Howell on Trigonometry and Snipperclips
I REMEMBER THAT VIDEOOOOO
I has power of squares (PEW PEW PEW)
I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO
Megan Anderson TRIGGERED
How not to survive school 😂
So dan rly did end up using the power of triangles
clarito55 THANK YOU I was waiting for this lol
Trigonometry HELL YEAH.
clarito55 I THOUGHT THE SAME THING OML
I Guess that i need to continue with my mqth homework then
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS. WOO
"You murded *our* child"
Rest In Peace dil I guess because that’s their child
rice cake ygs
rice cake omg
Oof
rice cake **Checky wink**
Petition for Dan to secretly film them playing this so we can see the REAL rage
Caitlin Wheeler yas where do I sign?
Caitlin Wheeler yeeeeeeeeeees
Caitlin Wheeler signed
this needs to happen
I wanna see Phil rage for some reason. IDKY, I'm weird.
"No good sir for I have the power of triangles"
Galaxy Skye I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
thats what i thouggghhhht
frickin zazzed NOPE. I NOTICED IT TOO.
Galaxy Skye omg I thought the same 😂😂
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!
dan: again again again again
also dan: u gotta be patient lmao
"Patience, Phil. Patience." Says the one freaking out 😂😂
"No good sir, for I have the POWER OF TRIANGLES"
Trophy ITS FROM HOW NOT TO SURVIVE SCHOOL PHAM LMAO
Thank you I was looking for this comment :D
AnnaIsNotABanana YESSSSSSSS
AnnaIsNotABanana I was waiting for this comment
YESS
When Dan ~ the least patient of the two~ is telling Phil to be patient and calm
Cailin McDonald mind blown
I think Phil being enraged made an impression on him.
OP 1000 lmao
Cailin Dawn this is when you know the world has gone too shit
I want to see a furious Phil
Andy Cheeto I do too
Legends say nobody has seen a furious Phil and survived
Andy Cheeto same ffs
phast and furious
phast and phurious
The moment Dan said "isn't this game just calming" was the exact moment I realised that school started in 10 minutes and I hadn't packed my bag or finished revising for my Italian exam
Nemuruyuu How did it go
Nemuruyuu same wit me except I stayed up all night and got no sleep!lol
I read this as soon as he said it, and now I’ve just realized that I have overdue homework
pass the bleach, please. I have an overdue test. Lol. I missed one and the teacher didn’t realize and just assumed I got a 100....YASSSSSS
nameera naz THATS SO LUCKY OH MY GOODNESS
sometimes I can't hear them so I turn up the volume and then Dan starts screaming and I turn it down and I can't hear them again and it's an endless cycle
Diana A same and i tend to watch at 3am and a wild dan scream could wake my whole family...
Diana A, same here...
Diana A YES SAME
guys, use sound lock!
Diana A get some better headphones lol
Dan: *screams*
Phil: ...
Dan: It's about planning! Take it easy!
Nerdy Eddie I'ts.
Pinecone It is ➡ it's
Pinecone wtf is i'ts??
Aaahahha omg 😂
Daniel*
Dan calling Phil his *best friend* warms my heart
Jelly Heegah ...or family
So many shippers lost their sh*t xD
or a family member
best friends are family
V DAY
i swear this entire video is an innuendo
rose brocchi i knew someone would make this comment
Watch the game grumps play it XD
SunShineHp15 Or Jaltoid Media
All of their videos are innuendos it's just how you take it
rose brocchi it’s Dan & Phil of course this video is an innuendo 😂😂😂
Nobody wants to see Phil on his best behaviour.
Everyone wants to see Phil loose his shit. lmao
very tru
Avie Faith true
lose* but tru
I love how they made so many obvious innuendos but Phil didn't realize while Daniel had a cheeky little grin on his face the whole time lol //*so soft*//
Cassandra Gough it was....
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say
SOFT AND NEAT!
OH COME ON!
SUE ME!
Avalon Potter Hamilton I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING
ikr phil was concentrating so hard that he didn't even notice
IKR
We came together to make art!
Did nobody get the reference to Dans old video: 'How not to survive school'
"THE POWER OF TRIANGLESSSSS!!!!!!"
I did "FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES *pew*"
I did "FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES *pew*"
The Cookie Jar we added that into our drama play in school
The Cookie Jar No good sir, for I have the power of triangles!
The Cookie Jar MATH MATH MATH MATH MAAAAATH
the controllers aren’t small you’re just huge, dan
😉
They r small
Oof I dont know they are 6’3 wth are you talking about😂😂😂
LOLsen no it’s a joke-
oWo-
take a shot every time daniel says "friendship"
Miles Pucek
great! now i'm out of bullets >:VVVV
Miles Pucek
It's alcohol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE INNOCENCE HERE AHAHAHAH
Did it with water because it's important to stay HYDRATED 💦
hes running it dry lol
As an architecture student, I get nightmares of trying to fit shapes in lines where they're never quite right so you just keep trying for eternity. This game is some form of torture.
That being said please play this again
Sheena Cheema nice speech
You must be a real boss in this
Sheena Cheema OMG I WANT TO BE AN ARCHITECT (good luck with it)
Out of all the new skills I've obtained from years of studying, being able to play this game would have to be the most valuable by far
It's great!!! You'll very quickly find out whether you love it enough to go through the course so if you already want to do it then you'll make it through :)
Phil: They need to be protected
No Phil, YOU need to be protected.
literally had the same thought when he said that xD
SuperSandy yes 😂
Their "go deeper" joke 😂
It just comes up every where even when it's not intentional 😂
@Sp00ky phand0m, I love your profile pic 😂😂
"are you feeling it?"
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
XD Are you feeling it NOW Mr.Krabs?
aRe YOu feELiNg iT nOW mR. kRAbs?!!!!1!!1!
See thr internet corrupted me so all i thought of was "are you feeling it now donald trump" xD
BiHam Omg Keith and Lance!
I spy a klance profile picture
NO GOOD SIR FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES
dan: you broke it, you murdered our child
OUR CHILD
OUR
cheesy pizza YES
cheesy pizza AHHYHH
OUR
IMS CKEASINBG AUF
wHEN
"I think my hole needs to be deeper." -Phil 2017 😂😂
Your name is gold
+Cant Touch This yours too 😂
I don’t understand what is a taehyung
ARMYYYY😂💜
xcaratartist i’m crying
Seriously, you guys NEED to play this again!! I need to see Phil in true rage mode!
indeed
I literally started choking on a cough drop at the daddy comment-
I wanna see Phil rage out for real...
I wanna see the description for the next one
SomeRandomDemigod I
For some odd reason, I want to see Phil get pissed off as fuck.
Lysander me too but I just can't imagine soft n pure phil getting mad
Lysander yes same
same
He doesn't really opens in videos, so i also want to see it
same
"Just crouch and I will shape you how you need to be shaped"
YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
len 😂
Am I the only one that wants a sequel?
Laura Magri we need one!
Me too!
"now u have to come and do me"
-"i'll do you" IM DEAD BYE
Markjin bias When did that happen?!?
Markjin bias When!?!!!
Anime _Pyschopath Thank you! 😂
When?
"alright, i'd do you dan"
"love a good hairy toucan"
ok phil
Emily Walker cute doggo!
Emily Walker 😂😂
also phil: "my hole needs to be deeper."
Niakla the cub 3 thanks lol
Dan is just trying to keep Phil calm the entire time
I wish it was a 7 hour video too, Dan. Don't we all? Well, except Phil…
look in the description
dan what the hell
Meme Queen it actually scared me a little o.o
o_o
i'm so glad you told me to read that 😂 he is actually my favorite human
Are any if us realllllly surprised????
chicklebird
Same
snip my side, *senpai*
-phil to daniel 2017
Leah E D A N I E L
Madison W "lets make the hole deeper"
what time
*Reads description*
OK DAN. WHATEVER YOU SAY. SURE
I just love Dan's smile when he realizes that there's been an innuendo moment!
Anna Ovcharenko so cheeky right
Anna Ovcharenko same🤓😂
Phil: My hole needs to be deeper.
Dan *Perfect timing to give the phandom what they want* Yeah let's make it deeper
Sign me the fuck up.
Hell... yes....
hey look it's a meme wearing a meme shirt
spaceypastels sad but true
spaceypastels Dead meme**
Manilla LPS which one of them is dead?
spaceypastels Doge will never die. Dan will never die.
mini moom both
Phil: "It's not deep enough."
Dan and Phil taken out of content ((;
Daniel The Spaniel I made a Tumblr called DanAndPhilOutOfContext
"Come do me phil"
"COME DO ME PHIL"
*"COME DO ME PHIL"*
JessAnimations YASSSS
IM GOING TO CRAFFT
*_I AM COMPLETE_*
Hi I'm the fucking Sun from the teletubbies I love ur name
JessAnimations what time?
You broke it! You murdered our child.
You murdered our child.
Our child.
OUR
Illuminati confirmed.
*O U R*
CanadianPrince14 yes
*Y O U M U R D E R E D O U R C H I L D*
The room is bigger than their old gaming room, but that doesn't stop them from sitting so close to each other.
Sara_Weasley * content sigh * I didn't realize that. my life is f*cking complete.
I think they're doing it to stay in the camera view. it is pretty cute though.
Sara_Weasley
*stares at screen*
*stares at screen*
.....
*dead on the floor*
*cough* its to keeps in the camera's view *cough*
Sara_Weasley lmao they need to stay in the camera view?? y'all need to chill
"Perfectly Strait"
*raises eyebrow*
He was obviously talking about his opposite
This aged well
anna oop
Yeah that was never going to work.
i have never wanted to see a gaming video become a series more than this one
Not The Ghost yes!
me too
I guess Dan finally discovered where "the power of triangles" can come in useful
I *SO* WANTED TO SEE THE PHIL RAGE THAT DAN WAS SO CAREFUL NOT TO UNLEASH
Imma Smiler I KNOW!!
Imma Smiler me too I don't know why because I want to I dunno.
Imma Smiler aw fuck 666 likes
yeah but compared to this Dan said so himself it was the angriest he's ever seen Phil
Dan: I think this game is helping our friendship
tittle:THIS GAME WILL RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP
Context, people.
Context is key.
It's a Me,Bessie! Not according to J.K Rowling lmao
True lmao
No, speeeeed is keeeeeyy
It's a Me,Bessie! Yes
New Bestseller: Fifty Shades Of Phil... Written By Daniel Howell
YASS
Pixel Pops0500 oh god yesssssssssss
I know what color of shades it's gonna be
White
No, it is Phifty Shades Of Phil
Dan: now you have to come do me Phil: I'll come do you. AAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Lilyn- Zara okay but I swear, Dan almost snorted when he said that. It was so funny to him-
eight months ago i clicked on this video. it was the very first dan and phil video i had ever watched. halfway through i clicked off, thinking that they weren’t really my type of youtubers. but here i am, months later, surrounded by their merch, their faces on my lock screen, and crying over how much i love them and how happy they make me. this video will always be important to me because it was the first i ever watched. it’s crazy how one click on a video really can change your life.
It's been 2 years r u ok now bro
Hope you’re good mate
What turned you around between the click off and the obsession?
Dan is so on board with this "friendship strengthening" thing
it's a cover up. It failed
And this is where trigonometry comes in handy, Daniel.
+Malik Has a Cookie i think i do
derek the dimple omfg I see u literally everywhere I'm sorry
oooooh my god this comment is awesome I also love that video
derek the dimple THE POWER OF TRIANGLES
derek the dimple lmao help us
"no good sir, for I have THE POWER OF TRIANGLES!!"
illuminati confirmed..
Randomtutorials101 bįłł çÿphêr
refRENCES
Randomtutorials101 Math is sexy
Randomtutorials101 And I have the power of commas.
Since Dan and Phil both are giants compared to
me, the controllers are actually quite nice because
of my small hands
Does anyone agree
Ik I find them so convenient xD
Yesss I have tiny skinny hands that can barely make it around a x box controller
I feel that, the switch controllers are basically the only game controllers that I can actually hold.
awkwardkate yes
awkwardkate yup i have small hands too
"You broke it. You murdered our child."
"You murdered our child."
"Our child."
Sammy Ward ikr I was going to say that lol
Sammy Ward I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT OMG!! Sry little freak out there but YES!!
кєуωσя∂. συя
*Dan and phil say tucan weird*
*whispers* zeeebraaahhh
Dab Howlter
Dab are you happy that Papa Dan and Papa Phil murdered your dad?
"You murdered our child"
-Dan
Dab Howlter i am s h 0 0 k
Dab Howlter Devan is real
zed
"Orgams of problemsolving"
No good sir because i have the power of triangles. He finally used it
When?!
I was lookng for this comment
jemimah zeckendorf that's exactly what I thought!
I don't know why but it just made me think of the Illuminati
I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO
Dan and Phil officially made a heart together, 2017 is such a blessed year
:O
A crazy one, but blessed.
Watch Dil's Draw my life video, they did a heart there as well.
"you murdered our child!"
our
OUR
*OUR*
*screams*
+Leah E CrAFt
Sara Troskot *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Care Bear8087 *crys and screams at Same time*
*screams internally in French*
Dan: "It was the angriest I have ever seen Phil!"
Me: *imagining*
Phil: Shit!
Me: OH THE HOROR!
I just realized they are making videos almost everyday
What is this
I'm not even complaining, this makes my day~
Kirsten Bauer
Kirsten Bauer
Kirsten Bauer yaaaaaassssss
it was the hat
Same!!
Take a shot every time Dan or Phil make an innuendo
Sammy Ward you would just be drinking pints
*stumbles out of room*
Mom: was that pe homework to hard?
me: easy peasy pumpkin pie mother f*cker
(Gerard Way joke included)
Abby Wilber I GOT THAT REFERENCE!!! I love MCR, I love em so much I put them in my name
Sammy Ward i don't want to die of alcohol poisoning
So the whole video?!
Dan:We made a heart!!
Phil:Lovely!!
aww..my heart!! too much cuteness!!
DO MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*or a family member*
ahem daniel howell
MoikeyWay issoinnocent ahem Daniel Lester (good suggestion)
*snort* OI
MoikeyWay issoinnocent yeah. a brother.
MY GOD! Your username is the best.
Possibly
"My hole needs to be deeper"
Phil 2017 😂👌🏻
Lord Mashiba died at how Phil was so blissfully unaware 😂
Lord Mashiba I read that right before he said it
Is this Dan and Phil Games or pornhub?
Amani Gaspar Scientists can't tell.
listen to this entire thing with your eyes closed soooooo much weirder than what he said
If I ever got to see a Switch in real life I would probably be shocked by their actual size because Dan, Phil, and Pj are the only ones I've seen holding them and all three of them are giants
Amelia Harrell oh my god same
i have one and they're pretty small
same tho lmao, girl
Amelia Harrell I played the Nintendo Switch in music class, and the switch was so big compared to my hands.
my cousin has one and the controls are actually smaller than I expected
Can they please do an innuendo bingo challenge listening to their own videos, especially this one!!!!!?
Fangirl FooFoo this is an amazing idea!
_and every golf with friends video_
omg Dan and Phil either “try not to laugh” or guessing what the context of the innuendo is
Its been years but this is still the funniest idea, I wish theyd do it
"The tiniest little controllers that are so freaking wierd" "They need to be protected" substitute controllers for cinnamon buns and that's basically me talking about Dan and Phil
Which is which? Or do those statements apply to both of them?
Martina Ochsner both
"An orgasm of problem solving" me when I add 1+1
Ethereal Vids 😂😂😂😂
So many innuendos, my eyelashes are sweating.
I didn't know if I could make it
My feet are blushing
TheAquaDragon ikr I want joe to use them in his next innuendo video xD
purple potato Lol yesss!
Dan and Phil NEED to play fire boy and water girl!!!
Sun Shine you got your wish XD
Sun Shine they did
Your wish is my command ✨
.....
.
LADY DOOR
LADY DOOR
I dare you all to watch this with your eyes closed
You can't not think dirty,
gemlikestardust i can't
gemlikestardust So I can think dirty? ok
gemlikestardust i thought dirty with my eyes open...what does that say about me?!😅
gemlikestardust got it I haven't watch it yet
gemlikestardust- I don't think dirty. 🙁
Dan: "You murdered our child."
Me: "WHO GAVE IT BIRTH?!!!!"
m-preg
Amin Elrefaey It's the mpreg from the baking video 😱
Amin Elrefaey YES
Y E S
I've been a subscriber for years and yet I'm never prepared for the Dan shrieks that damage my eardrums.
you'll never be prepared for that
Oh gee I don't think anyone ever will
Sissa Bee I've never related more in my life
Sissa Bee I can relate to every word XD
same omg i always have to lower my volume even though it's in a low setting because DAN SCREAMS SO FRICKING LOUD MY EAR DRUMS HURT
7:43 He said "lads on tour" he really can't keep a secret and NONE OF US REALIZED
"WE MADE A TOO-CUN" I Love British Pronunciations
I laughed so hard at that lol 😂
Aris Jamison same it's gr8
in Aus we say too-can
Aris Jamison thank you! I'm British
'you murdered our child'
POOR DIL!
phil: snip my side... _senpai_
dan: i will clip your snip
phil: yes there we go
dan: yeah that's good now you have to come do me.. *_(realizes what he just said and laughs)_*
---
JSLKDFJDSKLFHLAD I'M
findingtrøyler I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Daniel. Philip. Every game you play gets closer to ruining your friendship.
"The game that will destroy your friendship"
fRieNdSHIp
lying makes you go to hell
Lily V I love you right now 😂😂
Destiny :3 thanks 😂
Brittany Finney DON'T CRY CRAFT
I was so ready for Phil to unleash Hell.
"You murdered our child" and "You must go deeper"
Dan to Phil 2017
don't forget "you need to come and do me"
*Sees the title*
What friends...... ;-;
\•What's on TV•/ oh i can't believe you, sorry |-/
#200 likes
\•What's on TV•/ I'll be your fren, fren
\•What's on TV•/ I don't believe you since your what's on TV...
They're just friends >:(
the meme on dans shirt is almost as dead as his soul i love it
Gia Rutkowski This comment is really underrated
^^
The fact that he's still wearing it in 2017 is a meme in itself
I'm pretty sure that doggo died sometime this year rip
nananana ohoh Nope! Doge is still alive and happy with his family in Japan. It was just an april fools joke that he died
I guess Dan really did need the power of triangles
DAN BROUGHT BACK THE POWER OF TRIANGLES I'M DONE
2:50 dans little glint at the camera after Phil says ‘I’ll do you’ 😂
It'd be really cool if both of you played Don't Starve Together (basically the multiplayer version). I think you'd both freak out a bit but if you were playing together on separate characters you'd be able to help each other out and survive for a bit at least.
That would be great, but it would definitely be a 8-hour long video, because it takes so long to get progress in that game x)
Pokabrows Okay but tbh that's my fricking shit, I love that game and they should totally play it
for some reason i want to see phil in a rage so make more please
laura larson SAME
This video needs to be used for innuendo bingo
Blah-blah Blah Omg I was just thinking that! 😂😂😂
But... I want it to be 7 hour long video...
danisnotahairytoucan
danisnot
*D A N I S N O T*
HE TELLS US TO LET GO OF THE BRANDING BUT HE WON'T DO IT HIMSELF
Hannah LaBuda I say Phil did it to annoy dan 😂
Derek The Dimple
you're not wrong most likely
EXACTLY
Hannah LaBuda THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'M THINKING
I think Phil is the one to write their names out because a few videos back he wrote something about having to come up with something 'daniel' related