the part where they were fighting about whos getting the food, dan loses, and has a mental breakdown and makes a "your mum" joke probably has to be the cutest part of the video.
Phil: *answers phone* Phil: "She says your an idiot." Dan: *Pushes Phil's chair* Dan: "You have to get the food now." Phil: "No I can't, I don't have legs." D&P: *Proceed to play Rock, Paper, Scissors* Phandom: "Yep! That's our idols!"
How to draw a conclusion to a long essay? Well, WHAT CAN I SAY-
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
this is perfect
i dont get it
@@yabobayin one of the twitter videos recently thre was a compilation someone made of all the times dan says ‘well what can i say’ (which is a lot)
LMFAOOO TYYY
"Hi!"
"Hi, Dan's an idiot."
"..Ok thank you!"
Me if I lived next door to them lmao
Correct
That's Phil for ya
Time stamp please
Is Dan drunk in this!!!
Dan: *MAKES LOUD DEMON NOISES*
Phil: Shhhhh!
Dan: *makes quieter demon noises*
Love that🤣🤣
Yesssss
11:27
@@jasperebabb480 pl l 00
5:01 “You have to go collect the food now”
“N-no I can’t I don’t have legs”
Valid point
i ruined the 666 likes >:)
dan in this video: 50% dan 50% jessica
Lmao
What about becky
@@skeletonparty4625 we know that Becky's better than this
@@totallyawesomereallycool true
OMG BECKY
P: "What is the thing that everybody wants to draw?"
D: "A hand."
DAN UNDERSTANDS THE STRUGGLE Y'ALL
YEESSS. YESSSSSSSSS
YES
yes it's really hard
CONGRATSSS!!÷
YASSSS FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
.... are they drunk, high, or sleep deprived... or all
Yes
they’re definitely high in this you can see the red in dan’s eyes
kennedy davis that can also be sleep deprived
All of the above
All
This video has the biggest crackhead energy
Agreed
*i laughed way too hard at this*
*and dan is 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 drunk lmao*
Ikr honestly dan seems super high lolll
@@user-pe8uk4mi8y when is dan not even partially high?
@@user-pe8uk4mi8y Phil too, did you *see* 1:18?
“Dan and Phil losing the will to live for 15 minutes”
same
Um actually I’m currently making “Dan and Phil Definitely not being sober”
Uhuh
Every dan and phil video in existence
fav video
This is just 16 minutes of Dan and Phil having a breakdown
yup
Lmao😂😂😂
Ikr lmao
nd i was having one with them tbh
isn't that every video on the gaming channel
"Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?"
"WHY DO THEY CALL IT SPOONS?"
Drunk □
High□
Sleep deprived □
All of the above ✔
I liked this comment because of your username
“why would somebody want to pierce their, *ladydoor* ”
*D A N N O*
*DAN Y E S*
Half of me is saying
Daniel *no*
But I'm also screaming
_daniel yes_
Are u proud?
Cause u should be😂😂😂👍!!!
@@lane2336 Me too, the fuck
Artsy Otaku *Y E S D A N N Y B O I*
R.I.P. google feud
*There was never a better king of the universe*
*Ugh*
@@arelatablename3209 you beat me to it
It's the end of an era, lads.
what
first ralphthemoviemaker and now this
Blegh 06 I'm actually kind of sad what is wrong with me?
5:23
Everybody can relate to when phil said “when u have to run through the lounge naked because you forgot a towel”
everyone are saying dan is drunk and yes he probably is but phil is definently not okay either
right!? everybodys focused on dan but i noticed phil being wack more than dan!
They’re either SUPER drunk or SUPER high
@Jess Claus they were on tour so it could be from tiredness but WHY are we discussing this
Ikr phil's pupils are huge
Lmao it's legal all over Canada
“No. I can’t. I don’t have legs”
This will be my new excuse.
Charlie Pollock YEP
using this for work tonight
This was the most gentle rage quit I've ever seen
**googles* “are Dan and Phil okay?”
pardon *IS* dan and Phil okay?
FandomXEditzz no
Is you are have stupid?(
"Are Dan and Phil okay?" Is the correct term 😂
are*
Should I pierce my lady door
Yes.
Yes
Yes
I’m dead🤣
Yes
“should I pierce my lady door”
- dan howell
Dalien Howlter Dalien shouldn’t be listening to that sort of talk at such a young age !!!
Angel Howlter I’m sorry
@@angelhowlter9718 ikr its disgusting he heard that
Oh god
rip Dalien’s innocence
The longer I watched this video, the more drunk I felt.....
I want to be drunk after this video
"Should I pierce my ladydoor"- Daniel James Howell 2k18
I AM DYING 😂
Just APhangon the female exit
THE QUEEN CAGE !!
my ladydoor inverted when he said that
Just when you thought it was all over and everyone was forgetting the Lady door meme
This happens
I’m getting kind of concerned about how many times I’ve watched this video
same
ik me too
i first watched it in math class
I have definitely watched it over 10 times, no doubt
same
I've only watched it 123456789... 10 times
he protecc
he attack
but most importantly
Google feud isn't coming back
*attacc
*bacc
;"(
Too
Soon 😭
Lol XD THO
NUUUUUUUUU
NOOOI TOO SOON
“And now everyone has unsubscribed.”
Me: slowly presses the subscribe button.
You did the right thing
Welcome 🙏🏻
well in the description it says if you subriblle you'll get a free carrot
welcome to hell enjoy your stay
ThatOmePerson hi, obsessed yet ?
‘Should i pierce my lady door’
And they say we are bad with the whole lady door thing
i love how chaotically domestic this video is
this is basically 15 minutes of dan and phil on crack and pizza
They are high on each other
That Other Drawing Girl ;)😂
That Other Drawing Girl damn girl 😂 but it’s ovs true😏
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
The best CoNtENt
“you have to go collect the food now.”
“no I can’t... I don’t have legs.”
ME everytime someone asks me to do something tbh
Anna Noel SAMEE
Anna Noel i should try this line to get out of PE
they're either drunk, exhausted, or both.
4:53 She says you’re,,,,,an,,,,idiot
I love you Phil never change
The best part is it probably wasn't just him saying it for the camera, it was in his natural voice. He's just an immature bean and we love him.
4:49
“ you have got to be SNEKING me “
-and other quotes by phil
“I don’t want one of your t-shirts,” says Phil trash #1
Dan is literally so out of it in this video lmao
It feels super genuine imo
i think it’s because they’re tired from the tour but i cherish how they still wanted to give us a video 💕
We all just came back for
*phone rings*
"she said you're an idiot"
"you have to go collect the food now"
"n-no I don't have legs.."
Sleep-deprived Dan and Phil ravings are absolutely fascinating.
Well nevermind i reloaded it and its more now XD
ye
Dan's valley girl voice is everything i live for
Honestly tho
H o n estly
literally
guys i think dan and phil have officially lost it
cat ya think
Agreed
Yup
You clearly haven't seen Dan and Phil Crafts
You have 666 likes the moment I see your comment 😱😱
weirdly enough, I now realize this is just them when they're comfortable- this is how they are now!
I’m 99% sure that you’re skin is suddenly greasy because you’ve been traveling through different climates BOOM you’re welcome
Brenna or because he’s been eating american food for a month
Natalie Workman t
SOMEONE GOD DAMN PIN THIS COMMENT ABOVE
Natalie Workman oooi
dan literally said “dog” for every question I love him
I wish I were a carrot. I want to be immersed in darkness my whole life until I'm VIOLENTLY RIPPED OUT OF THE GROUND AND CHOPPED TO DEATH.
I died
My nickname is carrot and I almost fell off my bed when CARROT was screamed in my ear
WOW!😂
So true
The Online Nerd I don't know if it's a good thing your nickname is carrot or not tbh...
They look drunk, high, sleep deprived and caffeinated all at the same time
Lmaaaoo 😂
Phil: everything's listening to us
Also Phil: where's my phone?!
phil: men can be milked
dan: **gives up**
I feel he was more Contemplating it 😂
"I'm gonna kill you to death"
-Dan Howell 2k18
"And it'll kill ya to death. Especially if you are on Titanic. So let that sink in. Pu intended." -the crayon song
A year later, and this remains one of dumbest masterpieces of dnpgames.
RIP Danandphilgames. ;(
gitoshri sen why do they Call It SPOONS
I want them to resurrect it in the new house so bad!!!
@@angelat4512 we wish :(
It’s been exactly three years now :’)
great news guys
Dan is literally losing his mind during the video 😂
honestly we're all losing our minds at this point
yep
whats new
He looked really happy it makes me happy
I've actually never seen them be this much of a mess...and that's saying something.
Honestly and truly
they must be freakin exhausted
the tour is getting to them😭
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. Hopefully they are fine
These lads need to be a bit more *soft and neat*
I’m not sorry 😂
Is it ok to swim with...
Every girl: A TAMPON
dan and phil: food?
kiwigirl48 😂😂 IKR
Same with the Can you smell I was 100% sure period blood was gonna be there hahaha
I was literally thinking 'a pad? A menstrual cup? A tampon?'
kiwigirl48 HDJDJDJF YUP
phanic! at the disco
a pad ? n o o o
you can buy weed in vancouver so i wouldn't be surprised if they were in fact high in this video lmao
that would explain so much
"Should we do a mukbang instead of this video"~Phil. I'd love to see that
the part where they were fighting about whos getting the food, dan loses, and has a mental breakdown and makes a "your mum" joke probably has to be the cutest part of the video.
"Is anyone else leaving".......*in a whisper* panic! at the disco
ahaha Brendon can't leave himself
The puppet better be staying
The puppet has it's own Instagram 😂
yeah i think nicole's had enough of Brendon's bitching already. he's an anoying toddler. we all know it.
liTERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WTH
"why do they call it spoons?" and they were sober .
you can literally smell the moment dan got drunk
When lol
Five minutes before filming this ?
Honestly tho
yep
High***
Why do they call it...
SPOONS
This entire video is just a big ‘ol meme
Alexa play Despacito
D: "You have to go collect the food now"
P: "No I can't"
D: "Yeah, you have to"
P: "I don't-I don't have legs"
I find it cute how they do rock papers scissors to resolve arguments
The intro is just Dan and Phil being so exhausted and broken by ii that they have slipped into conspiracy theory land
A game show about Dan and Phil playing rock paper scissors to see who has to go get the pizza.
Dan: * tries to be edgy *
Phil: * shuts down immediately *
_this is so sad guys Alexa play the ladydoor remix_
dan: stop with lady door
also dan: pierce your lady door
Me: *clicking immediately* imagine being a casual fan
And then there's me who clicks so fast that I get 5th degree burns on my thumbs!! 😂
:p
rewatching these and "CARROT? CARROT? CARROT?" still makes me laugh uncontrollably 🤣🤣
‘alexa play despacito’ i swear i legit can’t escape that phrase
I know, the internet is so sad.
Alexa, play despacito
I love the black and white aesthetic of you both today
Dan Howells impression of brendon urie doing an impression of the valley girl
INSHOUTED
Yes
where?
@@ohthefrogs8075 i think when he was talking in a girl's voice
LMFAO
Dan, what was in that pizza?
Red wine.
there was,, something in that for sure
Hello, isabel
They got the wrong type of mushrooms on it
bourbon 😂
Phil sounds more northern that usual in this video....10/10
when?
downpour
send its love
hey moon please
forget to go down
phil: im losing the will to live
me: this is *very* offbrand!
Dan: AJISIOEJRFIOJUIRWIUJIUAS
Phil: sHhHHHhhhhSHshsHS
Also Phil: We're in the hotel!
Dan: *continues getting posessed by satan*
this video is still so fricking funny, they were so sleep deprived lmao
K, I swear they are either drunk or incredibly tired. I loved this video holy,,,,,,,,,,,, CaRrOt.
Amelia did you read the description?:D
omggg
Holy carrot is in my lingo now jajajajaja
hehhe samee
Amelia have you ever seen a drunk person?
Dans earrings are cute af
Ikr
12:20 the Becky and Jessica voice is back lol
Lollll
lollll
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that phil takes his lion with him everywhere 👏🏻
I love it.
omg I was looking for this comment it's not his actual lion (I thought it was too) its one of the merch repros
the dabs are becoming so frequent and aggressive i think i just felt a massive slap of shame across my face
dan's face in response to "does anyone else hate Christmas" is priceless and I agree
Phil: *answers phone*
Phil: "She says your an idiot."
Dan: *Pushes Phil's chair*
Dan: "You have to get the food now."
Phil: "No I can't, I don't have legs."
D&P: *Proceed to play Rock, Paper, Scissors*
Phandom: "Yep! That's our idols!"
it was beautiful and inspiring
-i thought the phandom part said "Yep! That's our idiots!" bc i looked quickly-
The fact that this how I actually do things with my brother
@@Tri_monster I know right, this is exactly how me and my sisters act.
5 years later i’ve come back to say that this video is so unbelievably out of pocket and i miss them - signed 2023
who would’ve known 2 weeks later they’d say they’re coming back 😭 love your pfp btw
omg you have great timing lmao
Congrats
Well this aged wonderfully
Phil’s caption are P: and Dan’s are D: which is a fair representation of them both
This comment is underrated 😂
I have waited so long for someone to mention this
I don’t get it
@@chloex2714 p: amd D: are emoticons
Rian Moore omg Thankyou!!
Yep, dan needs rest and some time home .
“I’m losing my will to live”
Dan has had too much of an influence on our Phil
Sad reacts only 🙏🙏🙌🏻🙌🏻
i don’t know if this make sense to anyone else but this video feels like 2024 dan and phil 😂
this makes me wonder how often they use rock paper scissors to decide stuff.
They say in the tatinof documentary that they use it very often lol
Sam Lynn since primary school
i never know whats happening in any gaming video for the first 2 minutes, its just random whispering and explosions and im always so confused
That's probably the Dan vs. Phil
You used to be able to figure out what they were saying for the Dan vs Phil intro but they just make random sounds now. Sorry all newcomers
I dont find It hard at all to understand and im pretty new to their content. Just random fun before starting the video
Welcome to Dan and Phil
Half of this video is Dan and Phil talking about how much they hate this video
Dan got so jelly at 10:45
I know right 😂
Turns out Drunk Dan can get even more Jelly than Sober Dan. Who would of thought it 😂
OMG HI FRIEND 😽
@@ranthetrashcan OMG RAN YOU FOUND ME
@@ranthetrashcan U BINGING DNP COMFORT VIDS? HEHE
dan’s explanation of being a carrot is a metaphor for my life
we are all carrots on the inside
holy shit you got recognised
dads noticed you!!!!1!
holy shit i wish i was u rn
DanAndPhilGAMES But I'm a cucumber internally, I'm soft (and neat) on the inside...
The tensest Dan v. Phil was that rock paper scissors game to see who'd get the food
Who were u voting for
Question: does anyone else hate...
Dan: “does anyone else hate.. hate??”
I’m dyinggggg
this is the best dnpg video ever posted and you cannot tell me otherwise
Most definitely
Facts and science!!!
Mukbang video is right up there tho…👀
There are going to be so many memes made out of this video
“Should I pierce my... ladydoor”
Ummmmmmmmmm okay Dan
Leanna Walters bringing back the past
Leanna Walters fml I thought he said labia
I hate myself
Everyone knows Dan likes a pierced “female exit” 😂
evelynvslife that aged well
I just finished the video and I don't even know what just happened.
Your profile pic is adorable
Emily Griffith aww thank you!! My friend made it for me ages ago!
14:11 phil grabs his lion. Why do I find it adorable that he literally took his lion to all the places they went 🥺
So cute, How could I not have noticed this before?
Pheels 🥺😔