Contraband Police - The Smuggle Is Real

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  • @FoxSnootz
    @FoxSnootz Рік тому +113

    22:45 Dude is just rolling down the window to speak and Jon rips the door open

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Рік тому +130

    I love that every driver is trying to roll down the window but Jon always open the door.

  • @psychopurple
    @psychopurple Рік тому +190

    Yes, please continue!
    You hired a sniper Jon. Look up!

    • @Ethrianor
      @Ethrianor Рік тому +7

      The picture is of a tower after all

    • @CED99
      @CED99 Рік тому +12

      Jon's perception is -1

    • @tortex1
      @tortex1 Рік тому +1

      He just dropped his Glasses of +10 Perception, he still found the doors

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 Рік тому +243

    Jon: "put the pitchfork down, it gives a bad first impression"
    Jon a couple minutes earlier: *points a gun at the first person because his vehicle is green*

    • @MelficeSilesius
      @MelficeSilesius Рік тому +24

      The car was green, Jon had just cause to point a gun. If the driver didn't want a gun pointed at them, they shouldn't have driven that car.
      It's all fine.

  • @PobortzaPl
    @PobortzaPl Рік тому +173

    That tiny red car is quite well made model of actual, real life Fiat 126. Those made in People's Republic of Poland were called Fiat 126p. And quite a few of them were exported to UK

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Рік тому +9

      The Maluch is a fabulous example of cars rightly beloved despite terribleness. Like the great Tiny Tony Kowalski.

    • @JamieBFilms
      @JamieBFilms Рік тому +10

      Tony the nugget

    • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
      @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies Рік тому +7

      @@JamieBFilms ITS TONY THE NUGGET THOUGH! THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT TOO!!!
      *Immune to shoe*

    • @djole94hns
      @djole94hns Рік тому +2

      Yugoslav Zastava made a few too, we call them "peglica" (little iron). Adorable cars.

    • @JaxomPL
      @JaxomPL Рік тому +1

      Tom Hanks favourite

  • @marcstocker3469
    @marcstocker3469 Рік тому +82

    I hope this make it to a live stream - lots of fun watching Jon missing big things: like the tower on top of the main building with his new sniper. Nice one ;)

    • @starvr
      @starvr Рік тому +3

      That's because Jon is about as perceptive as a wombat who's got his head stuck in mud! LOL I definitely agree on the live stream of this game.

    • @CED99
      @CED99 Рік тому

      Live stream ♥️

  • @fligsnurt7835
    @fligsnurt7835 Рік тому +46

    Sign me up for more of this. I'm actually fairly impressed with how much they fleshed this out behind the guises of 3D Papers Please.

  • @timothy8428
    @timothy8428 Рік тому +56

    Love the way Jon's moral compass describes a sinewave all the way through this.

  • @piotrmil
    @piotrmil Рік тому +11

    6:00 Jon that is a real Polish Fiat126p, comonnly called "Little One" :) And it has engine in te back,and the cargo space under the hood (or bonnet). So he could have been smuggling something!

  • @vcjuul9190
    @vcjuul9190 Рік тому +47

    Ah, Jon and a game about passing perception checks. A match made in heaven.

    • @TheAbstruseOne
      @TheAbstruseOne Рік тому +5

      I honestly expected a lot more mistakes.

    • @Ethrianor
      @Ethrianor Рік тому +1

      @@TheAbstruseOne He missed the driver's seat in the first yellow car with other stuff in it

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael Рік тому +1

      @@Ethrianor There's also five frames at 34:31 which shows an additional bit of contraband he missed.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +73

    The description Jon gave for this makes me love this game already. I already know Jon is going to make this very entertaining to watch.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Рік тому +7

      I've played it quite a bit, and I really enjoyed it. Those with extensive knowledge of the Cold War and the fairly ridiculous nature of the Eastern Bloc states will get some extra enjoyment out of the easter eggs (with a fair amount of "ooh, it really was like that though"). You might want to go ahead and play it yourself.

  • @BRUXXUS
    @BRUXXUS Рік тому +10

    That giant, glowing, yellow, floating exclamation mark that was constantly being ignored gave me an unreasonable amount of anxiety.

  • @the_Book_778
    @the_Book_778 Рік тому +172

    Jon, when you were searching for the guy you hired, did you check the tower on top of your office/jail?
    Also please do some more of this, I think it could make for a fun livestream.

    • @Foxtrot369
      @Foxtrot369 Рік тому +5

      To be fair, even to Jon's -1 Perception, the game didn't exactly make it obvious where the guy would be when hired.

    • @the_Book_778
      @the_Book_778 Рік тому +2

      @@Foxtrot369 True although I'm sure Jon made the comment about the guy being in a tower or something.

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin Рік тому +76

    I love how polite Jon is despite being a police officer in an authoritarian nation. That contrast makes it even funnier

  • @joshc1981
    @joshc1981 Рік тому +4

    I personally would be concerned at a border checkpoint if the agent suddenly said "ohhhh, I've been promoted"

  • @djole94hns
    @djole94hns Рік тому +6

    The car models are so well made, I'm actually impressed. Many familiar sights

  • @doryna_sira
    @doryna_sira Рік тому +50

    "It's not a crime to, you know, point a gun at him just for fun." Oh, Jon... *sigh*

    • @gostchiken
      @gostchiken Рік тому +6

      Not even in America.

    • @Morphologie
      @Morphologie Рік тому +3

      @@gostchiken He's law enforcement, I think he could get away with it in America, too.

    • @justsaying4303
      @justsaying4303 Рік тому +1

      @@Morphologie he's a custom officer

  • @jemassmith474
    @jemassmith474 Рік тому +49

    Guy claims to have no cargo ... sells items to Jon

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills Рік тому +4

      It's not cargo if it's on your person
      /S

    • @Riya-ho5zv
      @Riya-ho5zv Рік тому +14

      Jon: Literally slashes the tyres off a car to find contraband cigarettes
      Also Jon: Buys cigarettes to sell and make a profit

    • @J3wuigi
      @J3wuigi Рік тому

      ​@@Kaarl_Mills/T?

  • @inotaarto8719
    @inotaarto8719 Рік тому +3

    Jon is a perfect dystopian power tripper.
    More please

  • @TheWretchedOwl
    @TheWretchedOwl Рік тому +16

    Jon… I think the pitchfork is for stabbing piles of stuff, like that gravel you were suspicious of but couldn’t unpack.
    Also the way those people take their passports out of their pockets makes me nervous. Every time they do it it looks like they’re pulling out a weapon.

    • @_ItJustWorks_
      @_ItJustWorks_ Рік тому +4

      I wonder if that’s actually a feature in the game when it could sometimes not be their passports.

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael Рік тому

      @@_ItJustWorks_ I hope so. Maybe that's how we find our elusive green vehicle.

  • @yodafan1645
    @yodafan1645 Рік тому +15

    This looks like it would be a really good VR game.

  • @Soren015
    @Soren015 Рік тому +1

    @17:46 - Cargo correct, documents fine - but the entry permit was issued to "Kudar Imanaliev" and the guys passport said "Kumar"

  • @aslandus
    @aslandus Рік тому +16

    I assume the people you only got partial points for turning away may have had something squirreled away that you missed because you didn't do a full sweep with the blacklight...

    • @DistinctionDave
      @DistinctionDave Рік тому +10

      The three things that I spotted in the video that Jon missed:
      13:17 - Wrong name on the cargo shipping list compared with the passport and ID.
      17:30 - Expired date on passport.
      34:31 - Contraband - for the briefest of seconds, you can see the prompt come up as he's searching in the boot at this timecode.
      I actually think Jon did pretty well, he didn't miss anything massive and obvious.

  • @ThePiachu
    @ThePiachu Рік тому +2

    Heh, that cure small car you liked, that looks like Fiat 126. We used to have a lot of them in Poland (126p variant)! Their nickname was "the toddler".
    They also have their cargo in the front!

  • @ryanb8749
    @ryanb8749 Рік тому +1

    Definitely need a livestream, this game is great

  • @DistinctionDave
    @DistinctionDave Рік тому +1

    Making this a main comment as well:
    The three things that I spotted in the video that Jon missed:
    13:17 - Wrong name on the cargo shipping list compared with the passport and ID.
    17:30 - Expired date on passport.
    34:31 - Contraband - for the briefest of seconds, you can see the prompt come up as he's searching in the boot at this timecode.
    I actually think Jon did pretty well, he didn't miss anything massive and obvious.

  • @jeffhughes1318
    @jeffhughes1318 Рік тому +1

    Looking forward to glorious people's live stream of this, Comrade Nerd.

  • @nagi603
    @nagi603 Рік тому +1

    7:20 "No cargo"

  • @CloakedC
    @CloakedC Рік тому +8

    That's a great pun
    * slow clap *

  • @felix34ever1
    @felix34ever1 Рік тому

    Jon come on this game is flipping fantastic, we've got to have more

  • @GS01010
    @GS01010 Рік тому +3

    Please do more of this!

  • @ItsGoodToHangPirates
    @ItsGoodToHangPirates Рік тому +9

    jon simply choosing not to comment on the guy who had 3 toilets in his car

  • @donovanfaust3227
    @donovanfaust3227 Рік тому +20

    I hope Jon can find that one guy he hired if he livestreams this.

    • @starvr
      @starvr Рік тому +2

      Jon won't notice unless we tell him! LOL

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher Рік тому +5

    If there’s one thing with Jon and games that involves crossing the border is that some wild shit is about to happen

  • @silck52
    @silck52 Рік тому +2

    Certainly wouldn't say no to more of this!

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 Рік тому

    The UA-cam titles do not get enough credit. Also I'd love to see more of this

  • @sebastians.6892
    @sebastians.6892 Рік тому +3

    Comrade, we exspect that you to make a short series out of this.

  • @ancapftw9113
    @ancapftw9113 Рік тому +4

    John: "how dare you try to smuggle in 10 cartons of cigarettes! To the Gulag!"
    Also John: "oh, you're a trader? Would you like to buy things from the evidence locker?"

  • @jajsem1109
    @jajsem1109 Рік тому

    Oh, now I want to see more. I hope we will see more in the future.

  • @fonzini6944
    @fonzini6944 Рік тому +1

    jon asking where the new guy is while looking at the tower is peak -1 perception

  • @blake7297
    @blake7297 Рік тому

    I've watched several lets plays of this game and this is the first attack I've ever seen!

  • @bobbys332
    @bobbys332 Рік тому +5

    When I notice Jon missing something (Kumar/Kudar Imanaliev at 17:30) that he doesn't pick up on later I am reminded how glad we should all be that Jon is not in charge of anything remotely important in the real world. At least this time around Jon got partial credit for not letting him in.

  • @benjihound993
    @benjihound993 Рік тому +2

    This would make a fantastic livestream 😄

  • @QTeaFunny
    @QTeaFunny Рік тому +2

    I find it weird how this game leans hard into Eastern Block vibe but also just doesn't do it everywhere. Why is currency dollars for example.

  • @crazysupernovagaming3638
    @crazysupernovagaming3638 Рік тому

    I hope to see more of this eventually!

  • @verminter
    @verminter Рік тому +1

    Jon can drive it home.
    With one headlight!

  • @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head
    @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head Рік тому +1

    I would love to see more of this!

  • @maxiboyfm3a
    @maxiboyfm3a Рік тому

    I'd like to see more of this, it was so much more than I expected.

  • @dracorawth8962
    @dracorawth8962 Рік тому +2

    Lets see more of this

  • @misanthropichumanist4782
    @misanthropichumanist4782 Рік тому

    Definitely play more of this, please!

  • @wimble6330
    @wimble6330 Рік тому

    Definitely looking forward to the stream for this one!

  • @1996marioRH
    @1996marioRH Рік тому

    Loved the video! Please do more!

  • @reneecarter6702
    @reneecarter6702 Рік тому

    I love his official Police Constable voice lolol ❤

  • @Jon_the_Wizard
    @Jon_the_Wizard Рік тому +2

    This game looks more fun and interesting than it has any right to.

  • @Oscuros
    @Oscuros Рік тому

    06:02 when were you born, 2017? That's their version of the Yugo, and they were quite popular in the UK among poor people, who would then do things like fit aftermarket spoilers on them too. The vehicles are really well done in this one for East European models with different names.
    13:44 different name on the cargo list.

  • @GardinerAlan
    @GardinerAlan Рік тому +2

    Can we get those cucumbers delivered to the UK? Asking for a country.....
    Oh and not via Dover!

  • @bibeau756
    @bibeau756 Рік тому

    This game would be amazing with a "My summer car" mechanic where you gather parts and assemble a police car in your spare time. :D

  • @chrsjxn
    @chrsjxn Рік тому +27

    I knew Jon was going to be a downright terrible cop, but I didn't expect it would go wrong so very, very fast

  • @Attika99
    @Attika99 Рік тому

    This was really fun, would love it to be a series

  • @matthewdeavitt9888
    @matthewdeavitt9888 Рік тому +2

    If you were to continue this I'd suggest trying splitting what you find 50/50 between what you keep to sell and turn in. See if the turn in gets you promoted faster.

  • @kareningram6093
    @kareningram6093 Рік тому +12

    Dang, where did you find this game? This was way cooler than I expected it to be.

  • @Zorya306
    @Zorya306 Рік тому +3

    i have small stroke reading Cyrillic used to represent latin letters

  • @natalijalaonar8187
    @natalijalaonar8187 Рік тому +1

    6:00 Prety good reprezentation of Fiat 126. Vhen I was a little girl we had a lot of those roling around here in Croatia. We called it 'Peglica'. Havent seen one in decades tho.

  • @TheBlueArmageddon
    @TheBlueArmageddon Рік тому

    17:40 "His documents are fine"
    Jon, his passport was outdated
    34:30 there was contraband hidden in his right-rear tire

  • @hobbiesofstefs7085
    @hobbiesofstefs7085 Рік тому +5

    please do the live stream. Claire would love a good rebellion.

  • @IAmHoTSHoTzz
    @IAmHoTSHoTzz Рік тому +1

    Gee, I wonder where that sniper Jon had hired is stationed... 46:32

  • @jaywerner8415
    @jaywerner8415 Рік тому +2

    So Jon has enough Perception to READ BORDER PAPERS, but can't see the tower on top of the border crossing?

  • @daltd44
    @daltd44 Рік тому

    Subtitles on the intro said “Lace Jumping” and i cant unhear it.

  • @SpontaneousProcess
    @SpontaneousProcess Рік тому

    This game looks awesome! Freakin’ purchased right from this!

  • @bryant7201
    @bryant7201 Рік тому

    Love the content

  • @thekatbatny
    @thekatbatny Рік тому

    Would love to have this as a live stream. Want to see where the resistance plot goes

  • @ryttyr14
    @ryttyr14 Рік тому +1

    I might actually buy this game based on your recommendation.

  • @emielvanderbliek6635
    @emielvanderbliek6635 Рік тому

    More like this is always great

  • @Femkroner
    @Femkroner Рік тому

    I could watch this for days

    • @Femkroner
      @Femkroner Рік тому

      Not a livestream, though :/

  • @AspenBrightsoul
    @AspenBrightsoul Рік тому +8

    You had me sold at wanky physics.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +11

      Wonky physics.
      Wanky physics tend to involve the need for tissue paper. 😂

  • @jrpgta890
    @jrpgta890 Рік тому

    Please more of this!

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 Рік тому +2

    38:20 Jon, how is he supposed to get a new ID if you don't let him enter his own country?

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills Рік тому +1

      Talk to his embassy or consulate I guess?

  • @garethtipton659
    @garethtipton659 Рік тому +1

    Can you take your kids to visit the labour camp? A family holiday type thing?

  • @dashiellgillingham4579
    @dashiellgillingham4579 Рік тому

    I'd like to see more of this. It's interesting.

  • @Scott_C
    @Scott_C Рік тому

    Jon please continue this series!

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +1

    6:00 wait.. Is that a Maluch? Someone get this game to Wade and Old Mate James over at the Garbage Time channel!

  • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
    @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies Рік тому

    When you transport a load of gravel, you really should use the biggest vehicle possible to move the most gravel possible. The difference between a small load and an exorbitantly massive load is a very small price, only a small percentage of the initial cost of getting a vehicle to transport gravel in the first place.
    It's basically like this; You are already paying for a drivers wages - you are also already burning a lot of fuel to move the vehicle along with the gravel. The gravel itself is only one of many up front costs, but it is the only cost to significantly go up when you decide to deliver more.
    Better value for your dollar, essentially.

  • @mellamoheff4018
    @mellamoheff4018 Рік тому

    I’d love for this to be made a series

  • @Heartwing13
    @Heartwing13 Рік тому +4

    I don’t like or watch livestreams so I hope you make more videos of this. Also the chaos Skyrim.

  • @elkudos1
    @elkudos1 Рік тому

    44:39 Oh my God, it's Navalny!

  • @King_of_Cards
    @King_of_Cards Рік тому +1

    definitely continue

  • @ryanpayne7707
    @ryanpayne7707 Рік тому

    22:35: ...Must resist urge...mag...

  • @juliajs1752
    @juliajs1752 Рік тому +4

    A game that requires the player to remember details? Oh dear....

  • @TheEJackUK
    @TheEJackUK Рік тому +1

    this looks surprisingly good.

  • @SirFace4
    @SirFace4 Рік тому

    The first guy you hired was your SNIPER, look over your office.

  • @CMDRunematti
    @CMDRunematti Рік тому +6

    I'm perplexed... Why are you opening their door immediately? Their rolling down the window and giving the papers through it. And I'm sure you're not allowed as a border check officer

    • @arsia.
      @arsia. Рік тому +3

      I was wondering why he immediately rips everbodys doors open lol

  • @obiwankenny1966
    @obiwankenny1966 Рік тому +2

    One day before Jon becomes a corrupt border guard. smh

  • @RenegadeKing23
    @RenegadeKing23 Рік тому

    I almost started yelling at the screen when he missed the 5th misspelled name on the cargo lists

  • @Sloppyllama
    @Sloppyllama Рік тому

    There must be more of this, comrade.

  • @twin3290
    @twin3290 Рік тому +1

    I would love a livestream Jon lol.

  • @Jlerpy
    @Jlerpy Рік тому

    "You are very under arrest"

  • @NotaDutchGuy
    @NotaDutchGuy Рік тому

    Loved this! Can we get more by chance? :D

  • @Khono
    @Khono Рік тому

    2:39 Jon congratulations on finally receiving your American citizenship!

  • @d3f3kt57
    @d3f3kt57 Рік тому

    I think this would make a great livestream game

  • @Sankey84Gaming
    @Sankey84Gaming Рік тому +4

    I looked at this myself but decided against it because I thought it was just Papers please in 3D, Still not my type of game but a lot better than I thought. Really hope for a livestream of this might convince me to give it a go.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Рік тому

      There's so much more than Papers Please. Gun fights, car chases, and quite a few Cold War easter eggs, if you can recognize them. Murder mysteries too.

    • @Sankey84Gaming
      @Sankey84Gaming Рік тому

      @reliantncc1864 That's why I hope for a livesteam. It's one of them games I can't justify paying out for at the moment, so I want to see more before I can make that choice. Unfortunately, until I get monetised some games, I just have to say sorry you're too big of a risk at the moment, and this is one of them.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Рік тому +2

      @@Sankey84Gaming there's a free demo. No reason not to give it a try.