She means it keeps her house hot in the local market, because the tables add to the aesthetic value of her home. WHEN THEY AREN'T DESTROYED BY F***ING EDDIE MUNSTER.
@@CaveTater I love that part too. He's seen this tons of times and gets these questions all the time but he won't just say, "She rents tables at conventions."
The delivery is so hilariously awkward, like she took an acting class from a Czech immigrant or something. If Patti isn't a big star in 5 years then I don't know what Hollywood has become
she's amazing. this and the investor show sketch where she got her money from a settlement after accidentally being sewn into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving parade are possibly my two favourite ITYSL sketches
@@johnnysins4158 This isn't going to make you happier dude. I know you want it to somehow change how you feel. But it doesn't work. You're just going to feel lonelier. None of this is making you feel any better. Go meet some real people.
@ Lmfaoooooo. I love it when strangers do the passive aggressive therapist in order to look like the bigger person. It really shows how cringe they are. That’s why I write these things. Realistically, I love trans people but watching you clowns come out of the woodwork to make yourselves seem like saints, it’s funny to me.
He said didn't know if she was supposed to be the same person, so technically, he only knew for certain what the last woman's job was - and they didn't ask about her.
Literally my favorite skit ever. Especially since I own a company that rents tables. I can't get over when she turns around to clean the tables while driving exclaiming "fuuuck they're so dirty". If I had a dollar for every time I've said that same sentence I wouldn't need to rent tables anymore lmao.
Wow when you actually consider the writing of this sketch it just gets better. Like was was the premise they started with? Just "old drivers Ed videos and the teacher doesn't want to hear about it"
also he's stopped, so driving into the car in front of him would had only been a fender bender anyways... but it's a crash and fills the screen with red lol
Since she's trans, as one of those myself I can tell you to speak in the pitch she's speaking in (I've heard her speak deeper) requires a lot of practice and coaching, so yeah that makes sense she's in control of her voice 😎
@@BeeHatGuy thanks 😊 it's interesting, most people who don't know much on the trans topic think with hormones the voice changes too. That's true for trans men, not women - a dropped voice can't be undropped sadly, so gotta train it. Also not everybody knows she's trans, I didn't know the 1st time I watched this, she passes so well! 😁
I love how he immediately looks frustrated when they get that look of confusion. He knows he's gonna have to deal with the questions yet again, like with the other classes. That part of the skit works even better on a second+ viewing. It's crazy how much funny they packed into this show.
The craziest thing in this will always be that the instructor could easily just answer them (because he's seen it 1000 times!) but like so many of Tim's ITYSL characters he REFUSES to give up on his envisioned version of a social interaction no matter the cost. That first sketch of the series about forcing a door open the wrong way was basically a mission statement. I'm gonna reflect on that in my own life for a bit.
Possibly! I think the real reason is that the teacher is the one who actually made the video and realizes, that, after all his effort, he made a low-budget, badly-written, near-incoherent driver safety video that students get easily distracted by the B-plot of the tables, and can’t admit his failure.
I love his comment about “it’s the same actress, I don’t know if it’s the same character” because it’s like he’s so mad everytime he shows the video, he can’t retain any details
I think it's because he's done this class a thousand times and each time they get hung up on the tables. So no he's just sick of answering the question
I can't stop watching this sketch. There's not a wasted moment in it and everyone performs their part so perfectly. I'd love to see a behind the scenes/making of of this sketch.
I was thinking about how one would explain this sketch to someone and it's pretty much impossible without watching it. I love how each sketch has so many layers.
The blonde kid's reactions really set the tone for how the class is feeling about these videos. Very expressive. Amazing comedic acting all around in this sketch.
This is a clinic on how line delivery is everything. This could have been the least funny thing I've ever seen if they didn't know how to deliver their lines, but every single one of them got me. "They didn't! All they said was 'Shoot'!"
One thing I've noticed about Tim is his delivery of line - he sells it so well, you never know HOW he's going to hit any given line but it always seems to be the funniest way to deliver it.
“Why is there swearing?” “THEY DIDN’T, ALL THEY SAID WAS SHOOT!” I love how he throws in responses that answer the gist of the question but aren’t quite right 🤣
Nah, the most satisfying part of this is realizing the entire video series is made by amateur horror fans trying to get into the film industry via some contract for a driver safety video. And then also wondering if the teacher had something to do with the production of it. And then wonder who financed the film and decided to cheap out and hire amateur b-movie horror fans. Like, the joke has a meta element as well on the audience watching the sketch and that's why it's brilliant, IMO.
Underated line: "Don't let the style distract you". This sketch is easily up there with the Key and Peele sketch "Substitute Teacher". Both benefit from excellent interactions from young talented actors playing students. ..... ( "Oh my God, that's why!". )
This sketch gets even better if you watch it a few times. It begins with you empathizing with the students, after a few watches you feel bad for the teacher, then after a few more views you realize the teacher is at fault but so are the students. Perfection.
The line at 1:30 where she says, "These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot," is just amazing non sequitur improv to me. The way her voice cracks a little bit when she sas "hot!" just adds to the humor for me. Or even 1:42 where she asks if they understand that the tables are her corn. And of course 2:27 with the "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables!"
This is my favorite of season 2 "The tables are my corn" is right up there with "The bones are their money" for me. I love the way they use language on this show. The kids playing the students were great. Especially the girl who seemed to actually be distressed about what the hell was even going on. "Why is there swearing?"
Yeah lines like "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables" in this one and "You sure about that, that's why?" The bizarre phrasing always makes me crack up with his insane delivery/ facial expressions.
@@perashaman I was just thinking about this the other day. The way he phrases things some times is so odd but funny. He says things as if they're common phrases, but they're just nonsense. The Bozo Dubbed over sketch the way he's explaining things is just a grammatical mess.
I can't stop repeating Patti's lines unconsciously in my head everytime i find myself distracted. She's so fucking good and her lines are just amazing.
Gives me faith in comedy. Hardest I've laughed in a long time. The students were looking for logic in the story and were rewarded in the last clip. Freaking brilliant.
I am relieved to find someone in the same wonderful dilemma. I marvel at they let every class member have a bit of screen time. Like the girl in the back left. Just a puzzling look.
@@ceebee3108that's one thing that makes this show so comforting in a way; the whole cast of normal people in a sketch are often given the chance to react fully to the weirdness like any one of us would. It's funny when they are all in on it (like in the sitcom audience sketch from S3) but when it's just like this, normal people being confused and trying their best to accommodate the weird frustrating situation, it's hysterical.
"Its the same actress i dont know if its the same character" and it immediately cuts to the same exact scene with the tables arranged exactly as the 2nd video in the back 😂😂 gets me every time
The fact that she refers to them as “Eddie Munster” and “Freddie Kruger,” means that the individuals using her tables at comic-cons and horror-cons can be one of many things: a) The actors who played these characters on screen b) Someone else in character as these characters, like in a costume or something c) Either (a) or (b), but she thinks they’re the REAL Eddie Munster, Freddie Krueger, and Cryptkeeper d) They ARE the real Cryptkeeper et al, and for some reason they go to comic-cons and horror-cons. I’ve thought about this more than I should.
So Butch Patrick (the Eddie Munster actor) was actually at the Northwest Pinball and Arcade Show a few years back, so this sketch had a little personal relevance for me. As far as I know, he did not need to rent a table from a lady whose job is tables.
"If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn you could understand how I could be a bit upset. Do you understand?! The tables are my corn!"
The exacerbated way he says "Just Tables...and dealing with Eddie Munster..." Gets me every damn time. Comedic genius isn't even enough praise for this show.
The whole series is incredible. This was one of many moments in the second season I had to literally pause the video because I was laughing too hard to hear the characters
Him watching them closely and getting pre-mad about the questions he's knows they'll enevitably ask is so funny
Pre mad LMAO
Exactly lol
3:55 cracks me up for that reason
As a teacher, you never tell them what you don’t want them to say. Always makes it way worse.
The delivery of “oh my god, that’s why” is genuinely how that would go and I laugh every time
the delivery of "sssChchhhhSHHAAUUTTUUUPPPPPP!!!!!" right after is also brilliant
A drivers' ed teacher saying "wow, pretty serious" after watching a dated video might be the most accurate thing I've ever seen
Even the way he clicks the remote is so spot-on driver’s-ed teacher
"Guys, what'd I say?" is total overmatched gym teacher trying to teach health class
YESSSSSS
What the hell are you talking about?
Pretty crazy!
Of all the amazing lines and deliveries in this sketch, "they keep my house HOT!" just destroys me every time.
im crying rn replaying it
Her use of inflection is incredible, that line is a perfect example. The sudden switch to high pitch takes me out
Please explain what that means...I really need to know. Hot, how???
@@BandiGetOffTheRoofShe's probably referring to having her home powered which keeps it warm during the winter.
She means it keeps her house hot in the local market, because the tables add to the aesthetic value of her home. WHEN THEY AREN'T DESTROYED BY F***ING EDDIE MUNSTER.
i think the delivery of "i don't think she shoulda yelled at eddie" is way underrated. perfect
She actually didn't yell at Eddie Munster, I've seen this a ton of times
It was Freddie Krueger that screamed at her
@@CaveTater I love that part too. He's seen this tons of times and gets these questions all the time but he won't just say, "She rents tables at conventions."
@@Random_Fanguyit’s just a generic job that the creators of this made up FOR this
And how Tim’s character couldn’t contain his joy to be able to correct the kid. So desperately needed that win lol
“I just got screamed at by Freddie Krueger” is the best opener to any conversation ever.
One of the funniest lines of the whole show
Big big fan of “you don’t know how to treat the crypt keeper” too
Amen
All she said was that he should be ashamed of himself and that he's a fucking pig.
lmfao
She actually didn’t yell at Eddie Munster, I’ve seen this a ton of times
TABLES
They only said shoot!
@@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 DON’T LAUGH
I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables
@@fattony6086 TAAY-BULLSSSSS
Robinson bracing himself for the inevitable questions that he knows are coming is the most underrated part of this sketch.
Teachers can relate haha
I agree, that's what makes it for me
Fingers to the temple
His facial expressions are the best part of the entire series
".... Guys, what did I say?"
George is underrated. His delivery of "Yeah, I heard you had some problems with your tables" & "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT THE CRYPTKEEPER" kill me
I like that the news is spreading around the town.
Not now George…
I never knew renting out tables for conventions was such a cutthroat market
“Go to Hell, George, you fucking pig!”
Which rating is underrating George?
I love how she's scrubbing the smallest corner of the table with a random rag and chooses to do it while driving.
I think she's trying to see if it will come off. After all, the tables are her corn.
@@drpx5927 And the bones are her money
"I can't know how to hear any more about tables" is one of my favorite lines from anything ever
Thanks you for thinking it's cool 🔵
TABLES!!!
You still forgot the NOT after can’t
@@sevanderson5970 incorrect
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT THAT'S WHY?
All I do now is say, “I’m so maaad about this! Faaaauuuuhhhk!” every time I’m inconvenienced or legit angry and it is amazing. Patti is superb.
She’s incredible. I hope someone posts The Capitol Room sketch cause she was amazing in that one as well.
When she says "..and Popcorn!" in the Shark Tank parody sketch. Such funny delivery
She is hilarious 😂
OMFG i do the same thing lmao
@@beunkindrewind3737 SHE DOESN'T LIKE BALD BOYS
God I love Patti's delivery on... everything. She's like an AI imitating human speech patterns, just ever so slightly off.
I'm so mad about this!
Most of the instruction video's script seemed like it was AI generated lol
[voice breaking] they keep my house hot!
The delivery is so hilariously awkward, like she took an acting class from a Czech immigrant or something. If Patti isn't a big star in 5 years then I don't know what Hollywood has become
she's amazing. this and the investor show sketch where she got her money from a settlement after accidentally being sewn into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving parade are possibly my two favourite ITYSL sketches
“It’s the same actress, I don’t know if she’s supposed to be the same person.” But he did 😂
I don’t think he realizes that and that’s why he’s so angry instead of telling them lol
@@johnnysins4158 This isn't going to make you happier dude. I know you want it to somehow change how you feel. But it doesn't work. You're just going to feel lonelier. None of this is making you feel any better. Go meet some real people.
@
Lmfaoooooo. I love it when strangers do the passive aggressive therapist in order to look like the bigger person. It really shows how cringe they are. That’s why I write these things. Realistically, I love trans people but watching you clowns come out of the woodwork to make yourselves seem like saints, it’s funny to me.
I’ll never get over “the tables are my corn”
Tables are her corn, and rats are to her what dogs are to Steven.
The bones are their money.
@@bw5970So are the worms
It gets even funnier when you realize the teacher knows her job is to rent tables to comic cons, and is choosing not to tell them.
Hahaha yeessss
Exactly. Because when you know it and rewatch this, it's less funny and more understandable.
He said didn't know if she was supposed to be the same person, so technically, he only knew for certain what the last woman's job was - and they didn't ask about her.
@@austinshinn9506 Yeah, when you rewatch it it's obvious what her job is. The performances are still hilarious though.
@@jvgreendarmok Oh it's gold
his face when he sees them reacting to her talking about tables like he knows theyre gonna ask questions is hilarious
He's like a hawk lol
He can't know how to hear anymore about tables
@@RabidDisposition You sure about that that's why?
Literally my favorite skit ever. Especially since I own a company that rents tables. I can't get over when she turns around to clean the tables while driving exclaiming "fuuuck they're so dirty". If I had a dollar for every time I've said that same sentence I wouldn't need to rent tables anymore lmao.
Would you say they keep your house hOt?
How often do you get yelled at by Eddie Munster?
wait what exactly is your job?
Do you know how to treat the talent?
Do you know how to treat the Crypt Keeper?
Freddie Kreuger called me a b*tch unprovoked.
The delivery of that "Shhhhhhut up" after the kid goes "Oh my god that's why" is pure gold.
That one girl in the class who asks most of the questions is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this skit. She has such good naturalistic reactions.
She's great. And I feel the girl wearing glasses in front of her is underrated. I love how she looks increasingly upset as the videos progress.
"Oh my God that's why" Best line, great delivery 😂
I hate to break it to you, but that's a guy.
@@aktosweden Well they look like a girl so big shrug. if they wanna be called a guy then they gotta present that way
If that's a guy then I'm ready to fuck@@aktosweden
C.A.R.S. standing for “Cars Are Really Safe” is such a great detail.
But there’s a caveat!
I died when I rewatched this and saw the “if you pay attention”
As someone's whose job is chairs, I completely understand
What do you mean chairs???
My job is lamp
@@DanFlashes99 are you just looking around the room, Brick?
is that how you buy your house?
@@yakuza01 C H A I R S .
I love the cheap ass cut to red every time they "crash"
I’ve watched this video a lot and there’s no way that last crash had that much blood
patti's delivery of that lamenting "fhuuuAAACK" is Oscar material
"It's a just a generic job that the writers of THIS made up FOR this" is meta on so many levels, it's probably my favorite part of the whole sketch 🤣
Wow when you actually consider the writing of this sketch it just gets better. Like was was the premise they started with? Just "old drivers Ed videos and the teacher doesn't want to hear about it"
I love how he says the video is dated, but she has a completely modern phone and car
EXACTY what I was thinking
I think he's referring to the production values.
Omg, what a surreal detail. Like, usually these videos _are_ dated, but this one is clearly up to date.
We don't really deal in tables anymore though
Spoiler, they’re living in the future.
"you don't know how to TREAT the Cryptkeeper!" is such a perfectly delivered line just 😙👌
I lost it at the Freddy Krueger line, but when he said that I almost died.
@Simulation algorithm YEESSS!! I wish people were that transparent sometimes.
I die everytime the guy screams, "THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN" Haha. But then nonchalantly decides to crash his car 💀
This is so underrated
I could see that part 100 times, I'll still laugh my ass off
also he's stopped, so driving into the car in front of him would had only been a fender bender anyways... but it's a crash and fills the screen with red lol
Reminds me of the angry lady in the car in Twin Peaks S3 lolol
@@user-zy5dp8fl8nLegit, oh my god 🤣
Patti has such great control of her voice. That vocal fry and shrill vowels exactly where they need to be. Very gifted comedian/hilarious actor. ☺️
Agreemented. "What the hECK"
Probably has something to do with him being male.
Since she's trans, as one of those myself I can tell you to speak in the pitch she's speaking in (I've heard her speak deeper) requires a lot of practice and coaching, so yeah that makes sense she's in control of her voice 😎
@@DOSkywalkRthat's a neat insight!
@@BeeHatGuy thanks 😊 it's interesting, most people who don't know much on the trans topic think with hormones the voice changes too. That's true for trans men, not women - a dropped voice can't be undropped sadly, so gotta train it. Also not everybody knows she's trans, I didn't know the 1st time I watched this, she passes so well! 😁
I love how he immediately looks frustrated when they get that look of confusion. He knows he's gonna have to deal with the questions yet again, like with the other classes. That part of the skit works even better on a second+ viewing.
It's crazy how much funny they packed into this show.
if i were a FARMER, and eddie munster started KICKING my CORN, you could understand how i could be A BIT upset.
THE TABLES ARE MY CORN!
I know a corn farmer, and he told me this was true. no one... NO ONE kicks his corn and gets away with it. Certainly not The SECOND RED POWER RANGER!
@@Vondruke are you trying to be really random at an attempt at humor?
WHOA!
What an absurd analogy. Haha
The craziest thing in this will always be that the instructor could easily just answer them (because he's seen it 1000 times!) but like so many of Tim's ITYSL characters he REFUSES to give up on his envisioned version of a social interaction no matter the cost. That first sketch of the series about forcing a door open the wrong way was basically a mission statement. I'm gonna reflect on that in my own life for a bit.
Possibly! I think the real reason is that the teacher is the one who actually made the video and realizes, that, after all his effort, he made a low-budget, badly-written, near-incoherent driver safety video that students get easily distracted by the B-plot of the tables, and can’t admit his failure.
I love his comment about “it’s the same actress, I don’t know if it’s the same character” because it’s like he’s so mad everytime he shows the video, he can’t retain any details
I think it's because he's done this class a thousand times and each time they get hung up on the tables. So no he's just sick of answering the question
I can't stop watching this sketch. There's not a wasted moment in it and everyone performs their part so perfectly. I'd love to see a behind the scenes/making of of this sketch.
Honestly he was right. The job has nothing to do with tables or her job but her bad driving lol
Truly my favorite sketch of the series, and this might be my favorite sketch show of all time
agreed. this sketch is very underrated.
I was thinking about how one would explain this sketch to someone and it's pretty much impossible without watching it. I love how each sketch has so many layers.
This is so true!
Spot-on casting. Before this I can’t remember the last time I saw a group of teenage characters that actually looked like teenagers
The blonde kid's reactions really set the tone for how the class is feeling about these videos. Very expressive. Amazing comedic acting all around in this sketch.
They're so funny lol. It's so damn funny when they finally realize what her job is
she’s really pretty imo,
@@13days13Indy Senna
What's her name? She sold the comedy so SO well in this and I want to see more but I cant find her name or ANYTHING
@@postproductions2466 Indy Senna is their name
I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES!!!
I heard a weird "cannot" but this makes it so much better thank you 🙏🏼
Netflix subtitles say “I cannot hear any more about tables!” which is a crime against comedy.
THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN
Exactly what I came to say 😄
Such a weird phrase
@@saulgoodman7509 it's all good man
I love how he’s intently staring at the class hoping they don’t get hung up on the tables😂
the instant the girl in the back looks confused, tim _knows_ he has a new nemesis
Every time the video mentions the tables, he gets visibly upset and starts sweating. He feels the video creating questions in their minds.
The teens did a great job too! I love the girl at the end "why is there swearing" so perfectly confused.
“I don’t think she should’ve yelled at Eddie“
Even the straight man is ridiculous in Tim’s world 😂
I love the girl at 3:10 who actually seems to begin to understand the pain of her dirty tables
The tables are my corn and the bones are their money.
I was laughing so hard I physically couldn't upvote this comment for like 20 secs
Dan flashers for a limited time is accepting tables bones and worms as currency for shirts but only if you house someone's burger
...Tim is that you?
Why is this not the top comment? Legit, why?
I am losing it just reading these replies.
This is a clinic on how line delivery is everything. This could have been the least funny thing I've ever seen if they didn't know how to deliver their lines, but every single one of them got me. "They didn't! All they said was 'Shoot'!"
Absolutely. There's no jokes in this sketch. The entire vibe is just funny.
Good editing, and the students' expressions were well done
One thing I've noticed about Tim is his delivery of line - he sells it so well, you never know HOW he's going to hit any given line but it always seems to be the funniest way to deliver it.
The girl student sounded genuinely satisfied when she learned what the job was.
the way the teacher realizes they're getting confused about the table and starts getting angry is too good lmao
“Why is there swearing?”
“THEY DIDN’T, ALL THEY SAID WAS SHOOT!”
I love how he throws in responses that answer the gist of the question but aren’t quite right 🤣
DON'T LAUGH!
If it was the adult tour version of the video, it wouldn’t be a problem
@@newthrash1221 Do you think any little FUCKERS ever did a big cumshot that caused an accident?
"They didn't!"😅
He’s in denial about it being a confusing disaster of a safety video. Most of his characters seem to be in denial about something.
Every time a customer at work is mean to me I hear “i just got SCREAMED AT by Freddy Krueger” in my head
Tim's polo is so spot-on for this role. The fit, the collar, even the undershirt.
This show nails the small details.
I think the satisfying part of this sketch is finally knowing what her job is.
Definitely! Genius shit
"Oh my god, THAT'S why."
"Ssshhhhuuut up!"
You don't know if it's the same woman
Nah, the most satisfying part of this is realizing the entire video series is made by amateur horror fans trying to get into the film industry via some contract for a driver safety video. And then also wondering if the teacher had something to do with the production of it. And then wonder who financed the film and decided to cheap out and hire amateur b-movie horror fans. Like, the joke has a meta element as well on the audience watching the sketch and that's why it's brilliant, IMO.
@@vapormermaid whaaaat I didn’t even think of that
“I can’t know how to hear any more about this” has become part of my daily lingo
I love how she completely gives up on the steering wheel in order to scream and not avoid hitting something
She's lucky it didn't just fly off when she was driving.
@@mattwells6367 You beat me to it xD
* he
@@mattwells6367 Oh, nice.
"Its the same actress, I dont know if its supposed to be the same person!" Is so underrared 😂😂😂
I don't know why, but when the student says "I don't think she should have yelled at Eddie", it gets me EVERY time.
She actually didn’t yell at Eddie. I’ve seen this a ton of times!
All of Patty Harrison's sketches are top tier
The way she says "And popcorn!" in the Shark Tank sketch is phenomenal. She also partly wrote the Tammy Craps sketch.
The shark tank sketch had me and my friend drunkenly laughing so hard the first time we watched it. Her sketches are my favorites
@@shridharambady2069 Tammy Craps was surreal brilliance, respect to Patti
@@shridharambady2069 that makes an absurd amount of sense
“i made all my money of the big Charlie Brown” 🤣🤣🤣
1:59 the irritation and rage that's quelled and then the calm response all within 4 seconds is an acting masterclass
Favorite skit by far. Patti Harrison nailed the delivery 😂 Didn't think anything could beat her "I know that, I'm not stupid. I'M smarter than YOoU"
I also loved how she said, "you should be ashamed of yourself."
I love the somber: "I thought he was gonna k i I l m e " 💀
That’s all well and good but I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie.
I like how she tossed out Eddie Munster’s name for the first time like she was coming up with it on the spot
This is my 3rd favorite behind the Fedora/Court Case and the Haunted House tour
2:28 “I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!” I love when the show plays with grammar.
Underrated line: “You don’t know how to treat the customer! You don’t know how to treat the Crypt-keeper!”
Yes! I love when Billy Ray Cyrus refers to the Crypt Keeper!
THIS IS THE MADDEST I’VE EVER BEEN
I've said that about 400 times since watching the new season.
I’m joking
@@jerit7529 same
@@fattony6086 DONT LAUGH
I’M IN A RAGE!
The delivery of "This is the maddest I've ever been" is way too perfect.
Underated line: "Don't let the style distract you". This sketch is easily up there with the Key and Peele sketch "Substitute Teacher". Both benefit from excellent interactions from young talented actors playing students.
..... ( "Oh my God, that's why!". )
Then nonchalantly decides to crash his car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The look on the kid's face at 2:58 when she says "you're a fucking pig!" is just perfection.
It was so aggressive and unnecessary 😂😂😂
"I can't not know how to hear anymore about tables!" is amazing writing.
This sketch gets even better if you watch it a few times. It begins with you empathizing with the students, after a few watches you feel bad for the teacher, then after a few more views you realize the teacher is at fault but so are the students. Perfection.
Patti Harrison is a treasure. Adding her to the writing staff was a great choice
She’s hilarious in the shark tank skit
@@fattony6086 and popcorn~~!
@@1krubby I say this at random times, I love this line!😆
She’s great but I still don’t think she shoulda yelled at Eddie.
@@GeorgeTropicana seriously?
I can’t explain why but I’ve come back to this video over a dozen times this week. It scratches some itch I had no idea ever existed
"These tables are how I buy my house! They keep my house hot!"
Real estate, am I right?
Database Managers: **nodding in agreement**
The absurdity that you could make enough money renting out janky ass tables to weekend comic cons is the best part of the sketch.
I’ve watched this at least 50 times in a week, and it only gets more funny each time. Best
The line at 1:30 where she says, "These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot," is just amazing non sequitur improv to me. The way her voice cracks a little bit when she sas "hot!" just adds to the humor for me. Or even 1:42 where she asks if they understand that the tables are her corn. And of course 2:27 with the "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables!"
The way the girl in the purple turtleneck drops her head is so funny to me
This is my favorite of season 2 "The tables are my corn" is right up there with "The bones are their money" for me. I love the way they use language on this show. The kids playing the students were great. Especially the girl who seemed to actually be distressed about what the hell was even going on. "Why is there swearing?"
Yeah lines like "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables" in this one and "You sure about that, that's why?" The bizarre phrasing always makes me crack up with his insane delivery/ facial expressions.
I love how concerned the girl is about what tables is as a job
@@perashaman I was just thinking about this the other day. The way he phrases things some times is so odd but funny. He says things as if they're common phrases, but they're just nonsense. The Bozo Dubbed over sketch the way he's explaining things is just a grammatical mess.
Equally amazing is the girl in the back who smiles softly and nods
The way she says “hOt!” killed me 😂😂😂
I can't stop repeating Patti's lines unconsciously in my head everytime i find myself distracted. She's so fucking good and her lines are just amazing.
The girl at 3:09 did nothing and couldn’t have done it better.
I go back to look at it often
Why
This is the maddest I’ve ever been gets my every time 😂😂😂😂
Gives me faith in comedy. Hardest I've laughed in a long time. The students were looking for logic in the story and were rewarded in the last clip. Freaking brilliant.
Patti Harrison is hilarious! She looks just as deranged as Robison on this show.
She makes every sketch ten times better. She's really good at making her face do whatever expression.
She is hilarious
basically the only one who even got close to matching him
@@cartercartercartercar Conner O'Malley also matches
Does this mean we're not gonna get anything now?
Also when her voice cracks when she says- “ This is how I keep my house HOT!”
TABLES!!! Omg I can’t wait for a new season
only having one sketch featuring Patti is the greatest crime of the third season. she is the best guest on the show hands down
I agree but at the same time when she comes on it's like christmas came early.
The noise he makes at 0:39... 😂
Pretty sure he was saying "alright"
I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddy
He actually doesn’t yell at Eddy. I watched this a ton of times
But you would yell if someone kicked your corn.
I just got screamed at by Freddy Kruger
This has easily moved into my top 5 favorite comedy skits of all time. I watch it at least once a day.
Me too!
I am relieved to find someone in the same wonderful dilemma. I marvel at they let every class member have a bit of screen time. Like the girl in the back left. Just a puzzling look.
@@ceebee3108that's one thing that makes this show so comforting in a way; the whole cast of normal people in a sketch are often given the chance to react fully to the weirdness like any one of us would. It's funny when they are all in on it (like in the sitcom audience sketch from S3) but when it's just like this, normal people being confused and trying their best to accommodate the weird frustrating situation, it's hysterical.
they need to post the hat one, i cried laughing during that
That sketch was absolutely genius.
“Objection! Relevance!”
“Dollar sign emoji”
"don't do the voice"
You’re legally not allowed to ask me that!
The dice in the pocket!
They can’t post that or the burger scene. Probably the best episode, and the best two skits. I hope they do though😂😂
3:54 This made me snort-laugh as I was sipping my coffee and sprayed it all over myself. I hope none got on the tables.
Patti's voice crack at 1:33 kills me every single time
1:34
OBSESSED with the way she pronounces filthy “FIL-thee-A”
Lots of australian girls talk like that, it gets really annoying lol
Yes me too!
@@watermyplants6089 Yes, she is.
@@watermyplants6089 Clear off.
@@philbrook5655 go away
Why is the teahcer’s outfit of an oversized polo and blue jeans seem so damn accurate for someone who does his job. Lol
Exactly! Just a perfect little detail.
@@jonnyglue and even though it isn't mentioned in the skit, I'm 100% sure that he's also the gym teacher.
it so clearly channels a type of guy that i didn’t realize i had known all my life
Looks like the cool younger shop teacher/math teacher type dude. Even the black shoes work perfect.
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This is one of the best things to ever happen in comedy.
"I can't know how to hear anymore about tables."
"Its the same actress i dont know if its the same character" and it immediately cuts to the same exact scene with the tables arranged exactly as the 2nd video in the back 😂😂 gets me every time
The fact that she refers to them as “Eddie Munster” and “Freddie Kruger,” means that the individuals using her tables at comic-cons and horror-cons can be one of many things:
a) The actors who played these characters on screen
b) Someone else in character as these characters, like in a costume or something
c) Either (a) or (b), but she thinks they’re the REAL Eddie Munster, Freddie Krueger, and Cryptkeeper
d) They ARE the real Cryptkeeper et al, and for some reason they go to comic-cons and horror-cons.
I’ve thought about this more than I should.
everything made sense bec of this. Thank u
So Butch Patrick (the Eddie Munster actor) was actually at the Northwest Pinball and Arcade Show a few years back, so this sketch had a little personal relevance for me. As far as I know, he did not need to rent a table from a lady whose job is tables.
“Oh my god, that’s why!”
@@tombarwick9074 I still dont get the "omg that's y" part and its angering lol
@@thevamoosh668 she's realizing whats going on with the tables and monsters
Her delivery of “fucking pig” is pure art.
And she clearly says it to just about everyone.
Ive watched this nearly every day for a couple weeks and it never gets old. I die laughing every time. TAAAABBBLEESS!!!
I absolutely LOVE how this makes 100% sense and how that makes the rewatch even funnier xD
"If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn you could understand how I could be a bit upset. Do you understand?! The tables are my corn!"
Been watching this show on repeat, it's so funny lol, the actors in this show really shine.
The exacerbated way he says "Just Tables...and dealing with Eddie Munster..." Gets me every damn time. Comedic genius isn't even enough praise for this show.
Wow... Really. This is comedic Genius.... you obviously live in a cage where your capture only shows you shitty clips like this
@@murphymagic someones having a bad day.
@@Pepilepsy that would be your face.
She shouldn't have yelled at Eddie Munster.
@@cyberperson53 SHE ACTUALLY DIDN’T YELL AT EDDIE MUNSTER, I’VE SEEN THIS A TON OF TIMES
I can't understate how many times at my job I've held back screaming "Fuck they're so DIRTY" while doing basic workspace housekeeping.
This sketch feels like your watching a character trapped in his own personal hell
Every single one of Patti's sketches is certifiable gold
“Santa should of wrapped it when he brought it earlyyy.”
"I'm SCARED about how much I need WINE! I can't even watch a movie anymore without a BIG pour of wine 😠 and popcorrrn 😋"
Favorite sketch. Hands down.
Hands up so I can ask what her job is
The whole series is incredible. This was one of many moments in the second season I had to literally pause the video because I was laughing too hard to hear the characters
The voice break at "They keep my house HOOoOoT! 😂
This might be one of my all time favourite skits, I don’t know why, it all just comes together perfectly, in the class and in the videos, amazing 😂
No story has ever made me this invested in so many character journeys at once