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  • @TheNoogie
    @TheNoogie Рік тому +3628

    I love how he thinks pretending to sleep at the table is a better idea than just openly eating the hotdog

    • @PaunchyDuck
      @PaunchyDuck Рік тому +270

      He's just sooo tired

    • @bruhmeritus
      @bruhmeritus Рік тому +231

      he’s just like, the tiredest he’s ever been

    • @TheNoogie
      @TheNoogie Рік тому +30

      @@bruhmeritus Oh yeah that makes sense fair enough

    • @boscopappas234
      @boscopappas234 Рік тому +42

      IKR? He could’ve just said his blood sugar was low and he needed to eat right then and no later. I do it at work all the time and I’m not even a diabetic. But because of HIPAA laws it’s illegal for them to question it!

    • @Rationalmethod995
      @Rationalmethod995 Рік тому +14

      Man at my job i'd be bringing that hot dog right along. As long as the work gets done no one gives a crap.

  • @nickgonzales64
    @nickgonzales64 Рік тому +1008

    "There's no vent above us"
    "What?"...
    "I went up there to complain about the rule."
    "You just learned the rule."
    "What?"
    "He just came over here."
    "Who?"
    "Him!"
    "What is going on??"
    The blatant confusion as a defense kills me😂😂

    • @MainStreamRegimeDmocrts
      @MainStreamRegimeDmocrts 6 місяців тому +10

      Omg i never expected to be crying laughing out of nowhere, that skit was the funniest thing ive ever seen the way he denied and got further and further in trouble 😂

    • @Key2times
      @Key2times 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rustinblevins785
      @rustinblevins785 Місяць тому

      Shout out to Lily Sullivan!

  • @jimhirsby7154
    @jimhirsby7154 2 роки тому +3961

    Daniel Day-Lewis himself couldn't have delivered a ".....what?" with more genuine pain in his voice

    • @Username-nm6gt
      @Username-nm6gt 2 роки тому +322

      What? All he did was go up there and ask if he could switch table so his date wouldn’t get cold.

    • @LinkFan2202
      @LinkFan2202 2 роки тому +108

      @@Username-nm6gt They’re gonna be so early for that movie now 😪

    • @BluntRollinGangsta
      @BluntRollinGangsta 2 роки тому +18

      Best comment ever

    • @jackel477
      @jackel477 Рік тому +72

      I mean, he’s getting JUST chips, like no meat and cheese at all.

    • @user-hs7kh3do1n
      @user-hs7kh3do1n Рік тому +11

      You mean Tim Robinson at 5:03

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 2 роки тому +1920

    "Dylan, I'm gonna eat the WHOLE thing!" was delivered as if he was picking up the dinner bill.

    • @mattetheridge8459
      @mattetheridge8459 2 роки тому +114

      Are you gonna tell people that I housed Dylan's burger?!

    • @vincentvega3968
      @vincentvega3968 2 роки тому +5

      As it should be. 😂

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 2 роки тому +43

      god, the acting was phenomenal

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 2 роки тому +42

      i don't know how they find all these actors who can play such perfect deadpan characters

    • @kasroa
      @kasroa 2 роки тому +42

      I love that there's no pause when he's asked if he wants a bite. Just straight in with a "yeah, I actually would like to try".

  • @elizshabear-encinas6302
    @elizshabear-encinas6302 Рік тому +776

    The one with the professor snatching up Tim Robinson’s burger is by far the best, no matter how many times I watch it it has my sides hurting. He fully grabbed Tim’s burger before it was offered to him and says “I’m joking I’m joking”. Then the end when he talks about his wife is gold

    • @Tarantula_Fangs
      @Tarantula_Fangs Рік тому +8

      Right?? I thought it was the best of the skits!!! 😂

    • @ajenno6409
      @ajenno6409 Рік тому +20

      The fake eating of it gets me “num num num”

    • @Tarantula_Fangs
      @Tarantula_Fangs Рік тому +22

      @@ajenno6409 I love how the professor tries to blackmail everyone and acknowledges his behavior being unhealthy. 🤣 Then the wife is by far the funniest.

    • @PoonScurvy
      @PoonScurvy Рік тому

      Let me take a video of you saying that you're gonna kill the president

    • @oiyoustfuplz
      @oiyoustfuplz Рік тому +10

      Gimme dat

  • @4DRC_
    @4DRC_ Рік тому +576

    The beauty of Dylan's Burger is that Tim Robinson is a totally normal person in it

    • @thorntonwager6750
      @thorntonwager6750 Рік тому +62

      It’s sooo rare for him to be normal. That’s how you know some other character is about to be really fucked up lol.

    • @TheSilentMajorityNation
      @TheSilentMajorityNation Рік тому +19

      You can tell he wrote it though. Sounds JUST like him 😂

    • @jmsmith1767
      @jmsmith1767 10 місяців тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 6 місяців тому +5

      Love all of their reactions at the very end. “Oh FUCK” “JESUS”

  • @patlong7329
    @patlong7329 2 роки тому +2165

    I think its so funny that nobody accepts help when they are choking in this universe

    • @grubbygrubb7059
      @grubbygrubb7059 Рік тому +103

      Quite the opposite. Some are liked cornered animals. Very dangerous.

    • @tysonwilliams2712
      @tysonwilliams2712 Рік тому +13

      👊 😠

    • @jaredjones1846
      @jaredjones1846 Рік тому +11

      You go into panic mode. I've had it happen and it's scary.

    • @derekschmitt9994
      @derekschmitt9994 Рік тому +33

      my favorite part of that is in the Carber Hot Dog Vacuum sketch he claims nobody around him gives a shit that he's choking, while showing footage of the entire board room trying to get the hot dog from his mouth

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes Рік тому +15

      Him strangling that one guy 💀

  • @garrettdodgen3771
    @garrettdodgen3771 2 роки тому +641

    The Nachos skit is the closest to a George Costanza scene in ITYSL, it great

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 2 роки тому +86

      100% straight out of a Seinfeld episode involving George with one of his dates.

  • @oskarthenarrator
    @oskarthenarrator 2 роки тому +1208

    You Can't Skip Lunch is the most mind-shattering, reality-altering sketch I've ever seen and I think about it daily.

    • @jondavis9626
      @jondavis9626 2 роки тому +73

      “Whose bag is this? Somebody could have tripped on it.”

    • @Spice.Melange
      @Spice.Melange 2 роки тому +38

      The hot dog vacuum follow up is just as good lmao

    • @davidv5574
      @davidv5574 Рік тому +18

      It's the moment he goes completely feral that gets me

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Рік тому +1

      Think about it daily, sure!
      But NOT during lunch... Obviously.

    • @brandoncarotta4027
      @brandoncarotta4027 Рік тому +1

      are you 7?

  • @epicdave01
    @epicdave01 Рік тому +664

    It makes me laugh so much that Dylan’s burger looked so mediocre and the professor was just so damn eager to eat the whole thing.

    • @indicahybrid974
      @indicahybrid974 Рік тому +21

      professor would've gotten a lesson in terminal velocity with both hands

    • @mhernandez1345
      @mhernandez1345 11 місяців тому +24

      Don't tell anyone he housed Dylan's burger or his wife will go to prison!

    • @UNO-nv3zw
      @UNO-nv3zw 6 місяців тому

      @@mhernandez1345 because every night, a little boy, goes down on her

    • @vinny2555332
      @vinny2555332 Місяць тому

      It's so funny right it's like a show

  • @dj-flights7376
    @dj-flights7376 2 роки тому +496

    I love the way he says “Poppers” while choking and still tries to eat one.

    • @grubbygrubb7059
      @grubbygrubb7059 Рік тому +36

      What's going on out there? What's going on out there? Hope they don't hit my Ferrari.

    • @dj-flights7376
      @dj-flights7376 Рік тому +11

      @@grubbygrubb7059 I also love Bozo Dubbed Over, gets me every time. I'm pretty sure I like it more than most people

    • @RadMartigan
      @RadMartigan Рік тому +11

      @@dj-flights7376 Bozo Dubbed Over is legit one of the funniest things ever made

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying 2 роки тому +1690

    The nacho couple both dodged bullets. On one hand he's an insane, pathological liar but, on the other she's inconsiderate. Everyone knows if you share nachos you pay attention to the topping distribution. It's a legit show of character, and an indication of more serious future behavior.

    • @gamermompcsIndy
      @gamermompcsIndy 2 роки тому +22

      Therapist Jake says, LOL! And yes I agree

    • @djvWOODSTOCK
      @djvWOODSTOCK 2 роки тому +443

      Well most restaurants have a rule so it isn't an issue.

    • @Kid_Ying
      @Kid_Ying 2 роки тому +43

      @@djvWOODSTOCK I mean should they, though? Like I want to be able to tell if I'm dating a sociopath. And the way to do that is through a plate of nachos.

    • @ndsalyersk1
      @ndsalyersk1 Рік тому +21

      It’s a microcosm of bigger things!

    • @mcgikle
      @mcgikle Рік тому +7

      He did nothing wrong

  • @bourbonernie9534
    @bourbonernie9534 Рік тому +437

    It's so hard to make a good, original sketch comedy but this show nails it. It's all so absurd but also a relatable commentary on every day awkward social interactions.

    • @DRIPDEVIL
      @DRIPDEVIL Рік тому +6

      Tim Robinson is like that one weird kid who has a lot of energy and doesn't know when to stop a joke :)

    • @tommythevenot7617
      @tommythevenot7617 Рік тому

      Wow. I watched this entire video and never even cracked a smile. The only thing funny is all the fake comments praising these skits. My god, Curb Your Enthusiasm is clever and funny; this is garbage.

    • @josephmedeiros71
      @josephmedeiros71 Рік тому +1

      Say something funny. I'll wait.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Рік тому +9

      ⁠@@tommythevenot7617Curb isn’t a sketch show……. I don’t think you’ve actually given the show a chance. It’s the best sketch comedy show since Chappelle IMO, even over Key and Peele or Gillis ‘n Keeves currently. They’re def not fake comments, lol dunno why you’d think folks would just pretend to enjoy it, like it’s some sort of hipster thing as it’s mostly folks in their 30s that watch it. The show definitely wouldn’t of gotten a 2nd, let alone 3rd season if it were just mediocre either. Rolling Stones has even ranked the episodes. It’s doing pretty well some would say. Sorry if it seemed like a rant, you see I used to be a piece of $hit and I’m still learning to live as a new and improved person. (As I used to be a piece of $hit. I’m not anymore)

    • @ohnobro4760
      @ohnobro4760 Рік тому

      @@louieo.blevinsmusic4197lETS SLOP EM UUUUUuuup

  • @davidrowe3746
    @davidrowe3746 Рік тому +219

    I just love how of all the things he could've possibly had for lunch, he has a hotdog. Something that he could easily eat quickly before the meeting but he takes it to the meeting and eats it there instead 😂

    • @jennaahadley
      @jennaahadley Рік тому +1

      love hot dogs❤😂

    • @Dr_Jim57
      @Dr_Jim57 Рік тому +7

      And most companies will even order in food for working lunch which makes him hiding it all the more insane

  • @FTCoconutman
    @FTCoconutman Рік тому +163

    That sketch with the professor dinner is my favorite sketch in the show! the way he says im gonna eat the whole thing gets me every time

  • @cameronc6685
    @cameronc6685 Рік тому +122

    "It doesn't smell. You're just choking to death" gets me every time

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 10 місяців тому +4

      He tried to do a toast 😂😂
      That whole sketch is perfect

    • @AstraVex
      @AstraVex 3 місяці тому

      "Sumthin' 'bout it Stinx!" 🤢😰

  • @sdafasdfasdfsda
    @sdafasdfasdfsda Рік тому +257

    "Gimme dat" is my new go to catch phrase.

    • @TheShazMC22
      @TheShazMC22 9 місяців тому +1

      It’s become a problem for me with people that don’t know the reference. They think I’m being rude and it’s never fun to be like “it’s just a reference sorry”

    • @skyguy5587
      @skyguy5587 8 місяців тому +6

      IM JOKIN

    • @KaySquay
      @KaySquay 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TheShazMC22you just say I'm joking. Tim set you up

  • @BrianMusic12
    @BrianMusic12 2 роки тому +1068

    The first time I saw the hot dog slurp through the bun in his attempt to hide it, my heart stopped for a full five minutes and I experienced complete brain death. Absolutely hilarious

    • @Akira994
      @Akira994 Рік тому +16

      Glizzy warrior

    • @hanselito2416
      @hanselito2416 Рік тому +17

      I laughed so hard I couldn't see the rest of the sketch, was trying to contain it. Then the hotdog vacuum ☠️ mummified

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 Рік тому +13

      Im literally in tears right now after that hollllly shit. i love how he says “fuck” as he slurps up the glizzy

    • @FatTony_Football
      @FatTony_Football Рік тому

      @@nickp440 the fuck kills

    • @Sulimov
      @Sulimov Рік тому +1

      Me right now

  • @prometheuszero9
    @prometheuszero9 Рік тому +75

    The way the professor makes that growling sound at 7:35 never ceases to make me laugh, it feels so genuine

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 2 роки тому +490

    Inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 2 місяці тому +3

      Dylan’s face there makes me laugh so hard

    • @jasonsaraf9123
      @jasonsaraf9123 Місяць тому +8

      I remembered when my dad taught me how to ask for someone’s burger

  • @NotErrol
    @NotErrol 2 роки тому +775

    Oh my god I'm so glad the nachos sketch is on youtube now. It's probably my absolute favourite

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 2 роки тому +10

      Samesies

    • @JoKoRn13
      @JoKoRn13 2 роки тому +58

      WHAAAAAT?

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 2 роки тому +8

      Right, im always tryin to show people that 1 lol

    • @CaptPicard81
      @CaptPicard81 2 роки тому +6

      The indignation in this sketch is top notch

    • @KaiserTota
      @KaiserTota 2 роки тому +9

      yesss, i love Lily Sullivan!!!

  • @mnl_lnm
    @mnl_lnm 2 роки тому +47

    the "what" sketch is something else. That final touch with the morphed audio sent me to heaven

  • @KilldeerMedia
    @KilldeerMedia 2 роки тому +287

    Only missing a couple sloppy steaks to make this the perfect buffet

    • @Akrostix
      @Akrostix 2 роки тому +7

      I want a Dangerous Night...

    • @LucaGRizzi
      @LucaGRizzi Рік тому +5

      "I didn't know you used to be a piece of shit" 😂

    • @cerpintaxt362
      @cerpintaxt362 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@LucaGRizziI SAID WAS!

    • @barbarossa1780
      @barbarossa1780 8 місяців тому +1

      Happiness is just a sloppy steak away

    • @0xJarry
      @0xJarry 7 місяців тому +1

      Came to the comments looking for sloppy steaks

  • @Woventhunder
    @Woventhunder Рік тому +51

    "He's trying to kill me" gets me every time

  • @tubinonyou
    @tubinonyou Рік тому +24

    I like how the server in the nacho skit has difficulty delivering the rule. The way he stammers for a second: "One person can't eat all the full. ly loaded nachos." And then when Tim acts perplexed to hear such a rule. Just comedy gold.

  • @DaGreatTater
    @DaGreatTater 2 роки тому +229

    Tim's face when he says "Meat" at 3:46 might be my favorite part of the entire series, I can't explain it. There is no human being in the world that looks like him.

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 2 роки тому +5

      He actually looks a hell of a lot like one of my friends I grew up with. It’s really uncanny.

    • @davidm6054
      @davidm6054 2 роки тому +32

      he moves and acts like if someone turned a muppet into a real person

    • @thepreposterich3553
      @thepreposterich3553 Рік тому +3

      @@davidm6054 Oh my god you've nailed it. I think you've perfectly described why I love Tim so much

    • @angi216
      @angi216 4 місяці тому

      @@davidm6054in the absolute best way possible

  • @P0rk_Sinigang
    @P0rk_Sinigang Рік тому +62

    I'm with Tim in that first sketch. That meeting could have been an email, or a conference call the next day. YOU DON'T SKIP LUNCH.

    • @rossbooth4635
      @rossbooth4635 4 місяці тому

      Or, you just bring your lunch to the conference room because that's how lunch meetings work.

  • @lordcrispen
    @lordcrispen 2 роки тому +145

    The moment at 2:46 is maybe the best half-second of acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm not joking either. You can see him go through most of the stages of grief just in that moment, in between two sentences of inane first-date nonsensical rambling. It's so subtle and so good. He looks like he just realized at that very moment that this person he's trusted and been friends with his entire life just killed his dog.

  • @ryanrodriguez8182
    @ryanrodriguez8182 2 роки тому +146

    No one mentions how 12:23 you can see Gary is trying so hard to keep it together

    • @stephlwin6801
      @stephlwin6801 2 роки тому +5

      Its my favourite part

    • @JT-mt6ku
      @JT-mt6ku Рік тому +9

      That solid ass dap brought him back down to earth

  • @521harris
    @521harris 2 роки тому +652

    Rest In Peace to the actor that did the "I should've ordered that" sketch

    • @cameronkanachki
      @cameronkanachki 2 роки тому +48

      He died?

    • @internziko
      @internziko 2 роки тому +134

      Oh man. That guy is the Heath Ledger of i think you should leave

    • @djLagwayEnjoyer
      @djLagwayEnjoyer 2 роки тому +130

      @@internziko the way he says “gimme that” kills me everytime 😂

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington Рік тому +78

      @@cameronkanachki he died but he came back that night that the skeletons came alive. He'd never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.

    • @awesomefrankrapid
      @awesomefrankrapid Рік тому

      He died but now he’s a ghost in a jizzing horsecock haunted house

  • @Xvzfsd
    @Xvzfsd 2 роки тому +95

    So glad "You can't skip lunch" is on YT now. I can easily share this every time puts a lunch meeting on my calendar.

    • @danielcolunga942
      @danielcolunga942 2 роки тому +8

      I know what I'm sending scheduling from now on when they do that lol.

  • @jackprince9276
    @jackprince9276 2 роки тому +26

    The little foot taps on the puke covered bag is the cherry on top.

  • @BetterCallSauS
    @BetterCallSauS 2 роки тому +26

    "He's trying to choke me! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
    Hahaha! 😂😂😂

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions 18 днів тому

      * throws up hotdog * "...you cant skip lunch.... you just can6 guys"

  • @RatioHatesTheGame
    @RatioHatesTheGame 2 роки тому +80

    "Oh my god what is wrong with you??"
    "I tried to get a video but I couldn't flip the thing fast enough."

  • @Ristofec
    @Ristofec 2 роки тому +28

    That choking sketch at the restaurant is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmaoooo

  • @andranikavetisyan1892
    @andranikavetisyan1892 2 роки тому +192

    That selfish woman hogged the nachos, and then had the audacity to be offended by Tim's clever ruse. How dare she?

  • @rxchgold
    @rxchgold 2 роки тому +91

    I'm legit laughing like I haven't seen these a million times lmao

  • @jonasmaya941
    @jonasmaya941 2 роки тому +51

    the nachos sketch is so seinfeld-esque

  • @shanes8132
    @shanes8132 2 роки тому +44

    The long pause………”What?” Lol

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 2 роки тому +76

    Love that there's so much choking in the series that it gets half its own category

  • @kokayinewsome9308
    @kokayinewsome9308 2 роки тому +134

    The fact that he has to sneak a hotdog during a meeting speeks volumes about how evil his company is

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 2 роки тому +6

      Really says alot about society

    • @kokayinewsome9308
      @kokayinewsome9308 2 роки тому

      @@viciousKev it does. People should make hour long breaks standard at every job.

    • @kipbong-un1152
      @kipbong-un1152 2 роки тому +5

      @@kokayinewsome9308 They didn't cancel lunch. They just pushed it to 1:30 so Dennis could catch an early flight home, and Tim couldn't wait that long. Sooo evil.

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 Рік тому +2

      ​@@kipbong-un1152 The things dennis was saying could have been an email

    • @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK
      @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK Рік тому +6

      ​@@kipbong-un1152 what part of "you can't skip lunch" don't you understand?

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 2 роки тому +60

    These are some of the funniest sketches in sketch comedy history.

  • @Logan-jk4go
    @Logan-jk4go 2 роки тому +101

    Great, now my face is gonna be beet red for my family photos.

    • @johnnyoverpour
      @johnnyoverpour 2 роки тому

      It’s so dumb 😂😂 this guy fuckin kills me

  • @mareksumguy1887
    @mareksumguy1887 Рік тому +55

    The nachos skit is Tim’s funniest skit. I was laughing so hard. There are scumbags like that in real life.

  • @isaacm1168
    @isaacm1168 Рік тому +36

    No show has ever left me consistently in tears of laughter like I think you should leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mloftus8618
    @mloftus8618 Рік тому +80

    This show had me peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Glad I found this show. The last skit of episode 1 with Steven Yuen and the gift receipts…I was crying😂

    • @joanna-qb9sn
      @joanna-qb9sn Рік тому +6

      *as he’s half dying* the ugly house on Kenmore, you can see the KFC sign outside 😖📱

    • @caitlinbelforti870
      @caitlinbelforti870 Рік тому +5

      Then let....my wife....eat the receipt

    • @mloftus8618
      @mloftus8618 Рік тому

      @@caitlinbelforti870 - lol yes! That skit is hilarious.

    • @Joemamaisallama2023
      @Joemamaisallama2023 Рік тому

      This show is retarded

  • @waldo109
    @waldo109 2 роки тому +333

    Four of some of the best sketches in a row so I can introduce this show to friends.
    I love Tim Robinson! I'm chill, I'm just such a huge fan of his music aaand his acting.

    • @andrewolynyk2770
      @andrewolynyk2770 2 роки тому +15

      The water stinks!

    • @yourdogisbeautiful5845
      @yourdogisbeautiful5845 2 роки тому +7

      Dude, my belt is angels and archways!

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 2 роки тому +11

      What the hell is that’s going on out there??

    • @danielblair2168
      @danielblair2168 2 роки тому +2

      B-b-b-b-b basketball. Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it!

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 2 роки тому +1

      oh my god did you see brian's hat

  • @danwilliams1920
    @danwilliams1920 Рік тому +16

    Haha. When I was 9, I almost choked to death on cheese at Smokey's Pizza in Hazel Dell, WA. A guy named Jim Harrington gave me the Heimlich and saved my life. The story made the local news the next day. KATU interviewed my mom and me outside our house. My mom acted to the news like she was so worried at the time, but you know what? She acted nothing but embarrassed the whole time it was happening. I'll never forget theat. While the guy was giving me the Heumlich, I lost consciousness and everything. From my perspective, one minute I was choking, literally TO DEATH, and the next, I'm waking up huffing and puffing with streams of pizza and drool running down my face all over my shirt. On my 10th birthday, Jim sent me a card. Great guy. If it weren't for him, I for sure would have died because my mom wasn't doing jack squat beyond hiding her face in her hands.

    • @fetusmerchant9567
      @fetusmerchant9567 Рік тому +3

      How dare you my child almost die in a public setting do that alone in your room next time

    • @danwilliams1920
      @danwilliams1920 Рік тому +1

      @@fetusmerchant9567 pretty much

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Рік тому +10

    2:10 "He's trying to choke me! He's trying to kill me!" 😂

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions 18 днів тому +1

      * throws up a hotdog *
      "You can't skip lunch... you just cant"

  • @blakewalters1001
    @blakewalters1001 Рік тому +11

    “I’m so tired” and just put my head down is my go to now.

  • @jacksonwright5145
    @jacksonwright5145 Рік тому +7

    "What the hell is that that's going on out there??" kills me. I feel like the other actor is trying not to laugh the way his lip is moving lol

  • @jer103
    @jer103 2 роки тому +82

    I like burgers, just like that guy. They are way better than the pasta he initially ordered.

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 2 роки тому +11

    2:05
    "He's like a wild animal!" lmao

  • @nolanjohnson5398
    @nolanjohnson5398 2 роки тому +51

    "What the hell is thats going on out there?!"

    • @ekaminar
      @ekaminar 2 роки тому +19

      The fact that he says it like three times lmaooo

  • @kristinkinzel9438
    @kristinkinzel9438 2 роки тому +27

    The server in the nacho scenario went absolutely above and beyond omfg

  • @adrianpate4694
    @adrianpate4694 Рік тому +13

    The professor one is hilarious lol it’s amazing everyone can copy his style of humor

  • @connorblake1390
    @connorblake1390 2 роки тому +8

    11:25 Tim is the king of "man going through a crisis but trying to play it off" comedy. "Chill, h0w y0u bEEn, dUdE?"

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 2 роки тому +30

    That little smile at the end is priceless.

  • @wubbie4
    @wubbie4 Рік тому +14

    Tim gotta know some people in business, so much of the stuff they talk about is surprisingly accurate

  • @Cupo666
    @Cupo666 Рік тому +8

    “Is that a hotdog in your sleeve?” “I’m so tired”

  • @NapnCat
    @NapnCat 2 роки тому +65

    I’ve watched the hotdog sketch countless times and somehow just noticed when the coworker pokes it with his pen and Tim inhale-slurps it up. Maaaaan... hot dogs are like skeleton-level funny T Rob is a genius.

    • @MichaelB13
      @MichaelB13 2 роки тому +4

      A friend of mine just introduced me to this show and I love it! I had to play this particular part back several times when I first saw it and it had me in tears from laughing so hard!

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr 2 роки тому

      What did you just notice?

    • @NapnCat
      @NapnCat 2 роки тому

      @@John-sr2hr his co-worker pokes it with a pen, causing him to inhale it

    • @rodismantle2809
      @rodismantle2809 2 роки тому +2

      He also says fuckkk before he inhales it

    • @upland77
      @upland77 Рік тому

      He points to it, but he doesn't touch it

  • @clos4749
    @clos4749 2 роки тому +25

    This gazpacho is pipin hot!

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample 2 роки тому +23

    Anytime I ever have a meeting scheduled during my lunch at work the first thing I ask is “I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that?”

  • @LocalBurnoutFolkHero
    @LocalBurnoutFolkHero Рік тому +13

    The waiter / expo in the Nachos sketch is the definition of a fucking ride or die bro. After hearing his insane request, not only did he entertain the idea but he actually fucking did it. He had his reservations, he thought it was stupid, but he thought it would help the guy out so he did it. I don’t even think I could do something like that for someone I know, let alone a stranger. It’s a shame Tim tried to throw him under the fucking bus to impress his date. If I was the waiter, I would’ve just brought another plate of nachos and say something like “here are your na… oh you guys already got your nachos? haha must’ve been a mixup. well we can’t take them back and personally I don’t wanna throw them away so you guys just have them, no charge” boom, everyone wins

    • @gottfriedhub
      @gottfriedhub Рік тому +1

      She would just eat the fully loaded ones on that one too. These people do that regardless

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 6 місяців тому

      Where’s he gonna get a new plate of nachos without ringing them in

  • @FatTony_Football
    @FatTony_Football Рік тому +8

    When the hot dog vacuum commercial dropped, I about lost consciousness from laughter. That was so out of the god damn blue that I couldn’t believe it then, and still cannot to this day😂😭

    • @TheWacoKidd
      @TheWacoKidd Рік тому +3

      I can't talk about it without crying

  • @jkelsey555
    @jkelsey555 2 роки тому +20

    Fun fact: If someone can still "talk" the way he is here, do not do heimlich, it means the windpipe is not fully closed so the heimlich just makes it more dangerous

    • @ood26
      @ood26 2 роки тому +2

      What are you supposed to do?

    • @jkelsey555
      @jkelsey555 2 роки тому +7

      @@ood26 allow them to continue to cough, if they cannot make noise, you try the heimlich

    • @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea
      @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea Рік тому

      Would a couple slaps on the back work?

  • @SurrealiamPrime
    @SurrealiamPrime 2 роки тому +21

    i love that the music stops as soon as she calls him out

  • @usonly101
    @usonly101 Рік тому +4

    “I’m gonna eat this whole thing! Now let me record you saying you’re gonna kill the President.” Lol that’s of my favorite sketches

  • @ayygee2146
    @ayygee2146 2 роки тому +27

    Gimme dat!

  • @jerit7529
    @jerit7529 2 роки тому +82

    Okay but I'd be just as mad if someone ate all my fully loaded nachos.

    • @justahumanpassingthrough5544
      @justahumanpassingthrough5544 2 роки тому

      I'd probably be more mad. Except, I'd either leave then and there, or hold it in and never eat out with the same person again (whether it was a date or not lol)

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 2 роки тому +16

      She and the professor should have gone out together

    • @Noah-go8xc
      @Noah-go8xc Рік тому +2

      @@some_metalhead THOSE NACHOS LOOK REALL Y GOOD. IMA EAT THE WHOLE THING.

  • @conajam
    @conajam 2 роки тому +38

    “I’m joking. I’m jokin”

  • @rodrigomarcondes5857
    @rodrigomarcondes5857 2 роки тому +9

    10:59 this expression he made while choking fucking killed me 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @ImTheFatboy
    @ImTheFatboy 6 місяців тому +1

    So I started with "you sure about that", and went backwards. I saw the Vac one and then got here and I am in tears!!! 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @nocar_mkemke4851
    @nocar_mkemke4851 Рік тому +12

    When I say literally, the choking skit is LITERALLY the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vallsz
    @vallsz 2 роки тому +29

    it's amazing how tim robinson is able to land these jokes perfectly, i mean this would be really not funny if it wasnt interpreted that brillantly

  • @magnoliamike
    @magnoliamike 11 місяців тому +1

    This guy is generally the funniest person I’ve seen in a long time

  • @Alex-zg9ff
    @Alex-zg9ff 2 роки тому +12

    PAAAAWPERSSSSSS!!!!!

  • @Gitarookefka
    @Gitarookefka 2 роки тому +9

    7:37 I have adopted doing this to everyone at any time i'm eating with anyone. I eat alone a lot now

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas Рік тому +2

    7:00 Honestly it’s kind of refreshing to see Tim as the straight man once in a while.

  • @notal-one
    @notal-one 2 роки тому +7

    "Are You Choking? The Prevalent Theme Of Asphyxiation In A Modern Society Across The Selected Works Of Tim Robinson"

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud Рік тому +2

    Tim's facial expressions in the hot dog sketch should rank up there with Lucille Ball or Dick Van Dyke's funniest face-moments. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @brads2540
    @brads2540 5 місяців тому

    I love that Tim laughed when the first lady said "he's eating a hot dog under there" before they cut. They really enjoy doing these scenes.

  • @LordOfElderon
    @LordOfElderon 2 роки тому +4

    2:33
    for goml drops:
    4:29
    5:05
    5:14
    5:36

  • @tomiecacique
    @tomiecacique Рік тому +4

    The nacho skit destroyed me 😂

  • @Raiden4418
    @Raiden4418 2 роки тому +4

    You know it’s about to get crazy when Tim is the straight man

  • @slackerofhell
    @slackerofhell Рік тому +7

    My one buddy and I will constantly say "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone. It's become our love language.

  • @ImThatGuy9000
    @ImThatGuy9000 Рік тому +2

    This guy was eating a sandwhich on a flight opposite me, and I was just staring at it thinking "Gimme dat"

  • @LookListenLearnLive
    @LookListenLearnLive 2 роки тому +12

    It's the choking one for me🤣🤣🤣

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic Рік тому +1

    🌭 I love how she just rats him out INSTANTLY! "He's eating a hotdog" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pozole91
    @Pozole91 9 місяців тому +2

    6:11 lmfao it was like a fever dream

  • @yuzucrypt
    @yuzucrypt Рік тому +4

    12:14 is so funny i can't even laugh, i just scream internally until i implode.

  • @Skywalker21O
    @Skywalker21O Рік тому +1

    "im just so tired.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlie-jd3ls
    @charlie-jd3ls 2 роки тому +13

    i'm not sir.... i'm just like... the tiredest i've ever been in my life.....

  • @SonnyDelight
    @SonnyDelight Рік тому

    2:28 kills me every time he just repeatedly taps on the bag and those squishy noises lmaooo

  • @DoowopWopskieee
    @DoowopWopskieee Рік тому +5

    I’m in real tears 😭😭😭😭😭 the way he swallowed the hot dog when he said he can see it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @pisketti
    @pisketti 10 місяців тому

    “He’s tryin to choke me! He’s trying to kill me!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @asianpower3000
    @asianpower3000 2 місяці тому

    I love how tim's character didnt just order another burger but just started nibbling on the fries.

  • @Steezboy3000
    @Steezboy3000 Рік тому +2

    I find it hilarious that in the "Gimme That" sketch, Tims food looks so much worse than the professors

  • @rossbooth4635
    @rossbooth4635 4 місяці тому

    First sketch, I love how he's still committed to pretending to sleep for like a good 5 seconds while choking. 😂😂

  • @3rdeye795
    @3rdeye795 Рік тому +1

    This dude is HELLA funny 😂!