IKR? He could’ve just said his blood sugar was low and he needed to eat right then and no later. I do it at work all the time and I’m not even a diabetic. But because of HIPAA laws it’s illegal for them to question it!
"There's no vent above us" "What?"... "I went up there to complain about the rule." "You just learned the rule." "What?" "He just came over here." "Who?" "Him!" "What is going on??" The blatant confusion as a defense kills me😂😂
Omg i never expected to be crying laughing out of nowhere, that skit was the funniest thing ive ever seen the way he denied and got further and further in trouble 😂
The one with the professor snatching up Tim Robinson’s burger is by far the best, no matter how many times I watch it it has my sides hurting. He fully grabbed Tim’s burger before it was offered to him and says “I’m joking I’m joking”. Then the end when he talks about his wife is gold
@@ajenno6409 I love how the professor tries to blackmail everyone and acknowledges his behavior being unhealthy. 🤣 Then the wife is by far the funniest.
my favorite part of that is in the Carber Hot Dog Vacuum sketch he claims nobody around him gives a shit that he's choking, while showing footage of the entire board room trying to get the hot dog from his mouth
It's so hard to make a good, original sketch comedy but this show nails it. It's all so absurd but also a relatable commentary on every day awkward social interactions.
Wow. I watched this entire video and never even cracked a smile. The only thing funny is all the fake comments praising these skits. My god, Curb Your Enthusiasm is clever and funny; this is garbage.
@@tommythevenot7617Curb isn’t a sketch show……. I don’t think you’ve actually given the show a chance. It’s the best sketch comedy show since Chappelle IMO, even over Key and Peele or Gillis ‘n Keeves currently. They’re def not fake comments, lol dunno why you’d think folks would just pretend to enjoy it, like it’s some sort of hipster thing as it’s mostly folks in their 30s that watch it. The show definitely wouldn’t of gotten a 2nd, let alone 3rd season if it were just mediocre either. Rolling Stones has even ranked the episodes. It’s doing pretty well some would say. Sorry if it seemed like a rant, you see I used to be a piece of $hit and I’m still learning to live as a new and improved person. (As I used to be a piece of $hit. I’m not anymore)
It’s become a problem for me with people that don’t know the reference. They think I’m being rude and it’s never fun to be like “it’s just a reference sorry”
The nacho couple both dodged bullets. On one hand he's an insane, pathological liar but, on the other she's inconsiderate. Everyone knows if you share nachos you pay attention to the topping distribution. It's a legit show of character, and an indication of more serious future behavior.
@@djvWOODSTOCK I mean should they, though? Like I want to be able to tell if I'm dating a sociopath. And the way to do that is through a plate of nachos.
The first time I saw the hot dog slurp through the bun in his attempt to hide it, my heart stopped for a full five minutes and I experienced complete brain death. Absolutely hilarious
I just love how of all the things he could've possibly had for lunch, he has a hotdog. Something that he could easily eat quickly before the meeting but he takes it to the meeting and eats it there instead 😂
@@cameronkanachki he died but he came back that night that the skeletons came alive. He'd never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.
The moment at 2:46 is maybe the best half-second of acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm not joking either. You can see him go through most of the stages of grief just in that moment, in between two sentences of inane first-date nonsensical rambling. It's so subtle and so good. He looks like he just realized at that very moment that this person he's trusted and been friends with his entire life just killed his dog.
Tim's face when he says "Meat" at 3:46 might be my favorite part of the entire series, I can't explain it. There is no human being in the world that looks like him.
Four of some of the best sketches in a row so I can introduce this show to friends. I love Tim Robinson! I'm chill, I'm just such a huge fan of his music aaand his acting.
I like how the server in the nacho skit has difficulty delivering the rule. The way he stammers for a second: "One person can't eat all the full. ly loaded nachos." And then when Tim acts perplexed to hear such a rule. Just comedy gold.
This show had me peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Glad I found this show. The last skit of episode 1 with Steven Yuen and the gift receipts…I was crying😂
@@kokayinewsome9308 They didn't cancel lunch. They just pushed it to 1:30 so Dennis could catch an early flight home, and Tim couldn't wait that long. Sooo evil.
I’ve watched the hotdog sketch countless times and somehow just noticed when the coworker pokes it with his pen and Tim inhale-slurps it up. Maaaaan... hot dogs are like skeleton-level funny T Rob is a genius.
A friend of mine just introduced me to this show and I love it! I had to play this particular part back several times when I first saw it and it had me in tears from laughing so hard!
The waiter / expo in the Nachos sketch is the definition of a fucking ride or die bro. After hearing his insane request, not only did he entertain the idea but he actually fucking did it. He had his reservations, he thought it was stupid, but he thought it would help the guy out so he did it. I don’t even think I could do something like that for someone I know, let alone a stranger. It’s a shame Tim tried to throw him under the fucking bus to impress his date. If I was the waiter, I would’ve just brought another plate of nachos and say something like “here are your na… oh you guys already got your nachos? haha must’ve been a mixup. well we can’t take them back and personally I don’t wanna throw them away so you guys just have them, no charge” boom, everyone wins
Haha. When I was 9, I almost choked to death on cheese at Smokey's Pizza in Hazel Dell, WA. A guy named Jim Harrington gave me the Heimlich and saved my life. The story made the local news the next day. KATU interviewed my mom and me outside our house. My mom acted to the news like she was so worried at the time, but you know what? She acted nothing but embarrassed the whole time it was happening. I'll never forget theat. While the guy was giving me the Heumlich, I lost consciousness and everything. From my perspective, one minute I was choking, literally TO DEATH, and the next, I'm waking up huffing and puffing with streams of pizza and drool running down my face all over my shirt. On my 10th birthday, Jim sent me a card. Great guy. If it weren't for him, I for sure would have died because my mom wasn't doing jack squat beyond hiding her face in her hands.
When the hot dog vacuum commercial dropped, I about lost consciousness from laughter. That was so out of the god damn blue that I couldn’t believe it then, and still cannot to this day😂😭
Fun fact: If someone can still "talk" the way he is here, do not do heimlich, it means the windpipe is not fully closed so the heimlich just makes it more dangerous
I'd probably be more mad. Except, I'd either leave then and there, or hold it in and never eat out with the same person again (whether it was a date or not lol)
I love how he thinks pretending to sleep at the table is a better idea than just openly eating the hotdog
He's just sooo tired
he’s just like, the tiredest he’s ever been
@@bruhmeritus Oh yeah that makes sense fair enough
IKR? He could’ve just said his blood sugar was low and he needed to eat right then and no later. I do it at work all the time and I’m not even a diabetic. But because of HIPAA laws it’s illegal for them to question it!
Man at my job i'd be bringing that hot dog right along. As long as the work gets done no one gives a crap.
Daniel Day-Lewis himself couldn't have delivered a ".....what?" with more genuine pain in his voice
What? All he did was go up there and ask if he could switch table so his date wouldn’t get cold.
@@Username-nm6gt They’re gonna be so early for that movie now 😪
Best comment ever
I mean, he’s getting JUST chips, like no meat and cheese at all.
You mean Tim Robinson at 5:03
"Dylan, I'm gonna eat the WHOLE thing!" was delivered as if he was picking up the dinner bill.
Are you gonna tell people that I housed Dylan's burger?!
As it should be. 😂
god, the acting was phenomenal
i don't know how they find all these actors who can play such perfect deadpan characters
I love that there's no pause when he's asked if he wants a bite. Just straight in with a "yeah, I actually would like to try".
"There's no vent above us"
"What?"...
"I went up there to complain about the rule."
"You just learned the rule."
"What?"
"He just came over here."
"Who?"
"Him!"
"What is going on??"
The blatant confusion as a defense kills me😂😂
Omg i never expected to be crying laughing out of nowhere, that skit was the funniest thing ive ever seen the way he denied and got further and further in trouble 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one with the professor snatching up Tim Robinson’s burger is by far the best, no matter how many times I watch it it has my sides hurting. He fully grabbed Tim’s burger before it was offered to him and says “I’m joking I’m joking”. Then the end when he talks about his wife is gold
Right?? I thought it was the best of the skits!!! 😂
The fake eating of it gets me “num num num”
@@ajenno6409 I love how the professor tries to blackmail everyone and acknowledges his behavior being unhealthy. 🤣 Then the wife is by far the funniest.
Let me take a video of you saying that you're gonna kill the president
Gimme dat
I love the way he says “Poppers” while choking and still tries to eat one.
What's going on out there? What's going on out there? Hope they don't hit my Ferrari.
@@grubbygrubb7059 I also love Bozo Dubbed Over, gets me every time. I'm pretty sure I like it more than most people
@@dj-flights7376 Bozo Dubbed Over is legit one of the funniest things ever made
You Can't Skip Lunch is the most mind-shattering, reality-altering sketch I've ever seen and I think about it daily.
“Whose bag is this? Somebody could have tripped on it.”
The hot dog vacuum follow up is just as good lmao
It's the moment he goes completely feral that gets me
Think about it daily, sure!
But NOT during lunch... Obviously.
are you 7?
The Nachos skit is the closest to a George Costanza scene in ITYSL, it great
100% straight out of a Seinfeld episode involving George with one of his dates.
I think its so funny that nobody accepts help when they are choking in this universe
Quite the opposite. Some are liked cornered animals. Very dangerous.
👊 😠
You go into panic mode. I've had it happen and it's scary.
my favorite part of that is in the Carber Hot Dog Vacuum sketch he claims nobody around him gives a shit that he's choking, while showing footage of the entire board room trying to get the hot dog from his mouth
Him strangling that one guy 💀
It's so hard to make a good, original sketch comedy but this show nails it. It's all so absurd but also a relatable commentary on every day awkward social interactions.
Tim Robinson is like that one weird kid who has a lot of energy and doesn't know when to stop a joke :)
Wow. I watched this entire video and never even cracked a smile. The only thing funny is all the fake comments praising these skits. My god, Curb Your Enthusiasm is clever and funny; this is garbage.
Say something funny. I'll wait.
@@tommythevenot7617Curb isn’t a sketch show……. I don’t think you’ve actually given the show a chance. It’s the best sketch comedy show since Chappelle IMO, even over Key and Peele or Gillis ‘n Keeves currently. They’re def not fake comments, lol dunno why you’d think folks would just pretend to enjoy it, like it’s some sort of hipster thing as it’s mostly folks in their 30s that watch it. The show definitely wouldn’t of gotten a 2nd, let alone 3rd season if it were just mediocre either. Rolling Stones has even ranked the episodes. It’s doing pretty well some would say. Sorry if it seemed like a rant, you see I used to be a piece of $hit and I’m still learning to live as a new and improved person. (As I used to be a piece of $hit. I’m not anymore)
@@louieo.blevinsmusic4197lETS SLOP EM UUUUUuuup
The beauty of Dylan's Burger is that Tim Robinson is a totally normal person in it
It’s sooo rare for him to be normal. That’s how you know some other character is about to be really fucked up lol.
You can tell he wrote it though. Sounds JUST like him 😂
Agreed!
Love all of their reactions at the very end. “Oh FUCK” “JESUS”
That sketch with the professor dinner is my favorite sketch in the show! the way he says im gonna eat the whole thing gets me every time
It makes me laugh so much that Dylan’s burger looked so mediocre and the professor was just so damn eager to eat the whole thing.
professor would've gotten a lesson in terminal velocity with both hands
Don't tell anyone he housed Dylan's burger or his wife will go to prison!
@@mhernandez1345 because every night, a little boy, goes down on her
"Gimme dat" is my new go to catch phrase.
It’s become a problem for me with people that don’t know the reference. They think I’m being rude and it’s never fun to be like “it’s just a reference sorry”
IM JOKIN
@@TheShazMC22you just say I'm joking. Tim set you up
Oh my god I'm so glad the nachos sketch is on youtube now. It's probably my absolute favourite
Samesies
WHAAAAAT?
Right, im always tryin to show people that 1 lol
The indignation in this sketch is top notch
yesss, i love Lily Sullivan!!!
The nacho couple both dodged bullets. On one hand he's an insane, pathological liar but, on the other she's inconsiderate. Everyone knows if you share nachos you pay attention to the topping distribution. It's a legit show of character, and an indication of more serious future behavior.
Therapist Jake says, LOL! And yes I agree
Well most restaurants have a rule so it isn't an issue.
@@djvWOODSTOCK I mean should they, though? Like I want to be able to tell if I'm dating a sociopath. And the way to do that is through a plate of nachos.
It’s a microcosm of bigger things!
He did nothing wrong
Inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.
Dylan’s face there makes me laugh so hard
The first time I saw the hot dog slurp through the bun in his attempt to hide it, my heart stopped for a full five minutes and I experienced complete brain death. Absolutely hilarious
Glizzy warrior
I laughed so hard I couldn't see the rest of the sketch, was trying to contain it. Then the hotdog vacuum ☠️ mummified
Im literally in tears right now after that hollllly shit. i love how he says “fuck” as he slurps up the glizzy
@@nickp440 the fuck kills
Me right now
I just love how of all the things he could've possibly had for lunch, he has a hotdog. Something that he could easily eat quickly before the meeting but he takes it to the meeting and eats it there instead 😂
love hot dogs❤😂
And most companies will even order in food for working lunch which makes him hiding it all the more insane
Only missing a couple sloppy steaks to make this the perfect buffet
I want a Dangerous Night...
"I didn't know you used to be a piece of shit" 😂
@@LucaGRizziI SAID WAS!
Happiness is just a sloppy steak away
Came to the comments looking for sloppy steaks
The way the professor makes that growling sound at 7:35 never ceases to make me laugh, it feels so genuine
"It doesn't smell. You're just choking to death" gets me every time
He tried to do a toast 😂😂
That whole sketch is perfect
"Sumthin' 'bout it Stinx!" 🤢😰
the "what" sketch is something else. That final touch with the morphed audio sent me to heaven
So glad "You can't skip lunch" is on YT now. I can easily share this every time puts a lunch meeting on my calendar.
I know what I'm sending scheduling from now on when they do that lol.
Rest In Peace to the actor that did the "I should've ordered that" sketch
He died?
Oh man. That guy is the Heath Ledger of i think you should leave
@@internziko the way he says “gimme that” kills me everytime 😂
@@cameronkanachki he died but he came back that night that the skeletons came alive. He'd never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.
He died but now he’s a ghost in a jizzing horsecock haunted house
The moment at 2:46 is maybe the best half-second of acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm not joking either. You can see him go through most of the stages of grief just in that moment, in between two sentences of inane first-date nonsensical rambling. It's so subtle and so good. He looks like he just realized at that very moment that this person he's trusted and been friends with his entire life just killed his dog.
god tier acting
Rewatching this is like rewatching Shutter Island
Tim's face when he says "Meat" at 3:46 might be my favorite part of the entire series, I can't explain it. There is no human being in the world that looks like him.
He actually looks a hell of a lot like one of my friends I grew up with. It’s really uncanny.
he moves and acts like if someone turned a muppet into a real person
@@davidm6054 Oh my god you've nailed it. I think you've perfectly described why I love Tim so much
@@davidm6054in the absolute best way possible
No one mentions how 12:23 you can see Gary is trying so hard to keep it together
Its my favourite part
That solid ass dap brought him back down to earth
"He's trying to kill me" gets me every time
I'm with Tim in that first sketch. That meeting could have been an email, or a conference call the next day. YOU DON'T SKIP LUNCH.
Or, you just bring your lunch to the conference room because that's how lunch meetings work.
Four of some of the best sketches in a row so I can introduce this show to friends.
I love Tim Robinson! I'm chill, I'm just such a huge fan of his music aaand his acting.
The water stinks!
Dude, my belt is angels and archways!
What the hell is that’s going on out there??
B-b-b-b-b basketball. Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it!
oh my god did you see brian's hat
The little foot taps on the puke covered bag is the cherry on top.
"Oh my god what is wrong with you??"
"I tried to get a video but I couldn't flip the thing fast enough."
I'm legit laughing like I haven't seen these a million times lmao
They're so good lmao
Love that there's so much choking in the series that it gets half its own category
These are some of the funniest sketches in sketch comedy history.
Great, now my face is gonna be beet red for my family photos.
It’s so dumb 😂😂 this guy fuckin kills me
I like how the server in the nacho skit has difficulty delivering the rule. The way he stammers for a second: "One person can't eat all the full. ly loaded nachos." And then when Tim acts perplexed to hear such a rule. Just comedy gold.
the nachos sketch is so seinfeld-esque
The long pause………”What?” Lol
"He's trying to choke me! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
Hahaha! 😂😂😂
This show had me peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Glad I found this show. The last skit of episode 1 with Steven Yuen and the gift receipts…I was crying😂
*as he’s half dying* the ugly house on Kenmore, you can see the KFC sign outside 😖📱
Then let....my wife....eat the receipt
@@caitlinbelforti870 - lol yes! That skit is hilarious.
This show is retarded
The server in the nacho scenario went absolutely above and beyond omfg
The fact that he has to sneak a hotdog during a meeting speeks volumes about how evil his company is
Really says alot about society
@@viciousKev it does. People should make hour long breaks standard at every job.
@@kokayinewsome9308 They didn't cancel lunch. They just pushed it to 1:30 so Dennis could catch an early flight home, and Tim couldn't wait that long. Sooo evil.
@@kipbong-un1152 The things dennis was saying could have been an email
@@kipbong-un1152 what part of "you can't skip lunch" don't you understand?
That choking sketch at the restaurant is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmaoooo
That selfish woman hogged the nachos, and then had the audacity to be offended by Tim's clever ruse. How dare she?
What?
@@silentbigsteve3429😂
“ And find the one with the most meat “😂😂😂 it would have never worked. She’s wrong for him. 😂
The nachos skit is Tim’s funniest skit. I was laughing so hard. There are scumbags like that in real life.
I assume you're talking about scumbags that don't leave any meat on the nachos, right?
What?
I like burgers, just like that guy. They are way better than the pasta he initially ordered.
“I’m so tired” and just put my head down is my go to now.
That little smile at the end is priceless.
No show has ever left me consistently in tears of laughter like I think you should leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What the hell is thats going on out there?!"
The fact that he says it like three times lmaooo
i love that the music stops as soon as she calls him out
2:10 "He's trying to choke me! He's trying to kill me!" 😂
I’ve watched the hotdog sketch countless times and somehow just noticed when the coworker pokes it with his pen and Tim inhale-slurps it up. Maaaaan... hot dogs are like skeleton-level funny T Rob is a genius.
A friend of mine just introduced me to this show and I love it! I had to play this particular part back several times when I first saw it and it had me in tears from laughing so hard!
What did you just notice?
@@John-sr2hr his co-worker pokes it with a pen, causing him to inhale it
He also says fuckkk before he inhales it
He points to it, but he doesn't touch it
Tim gotta know some people in business, so much of the stuff they talk about is surprisingly accurate
The professor one is hilarious lol it’s amazing everyone can copy his style of humor
“Is that a hotdog in your sleeve?” “I’m so tired”
This gazpacho is pipin hot!
2:05
"He's like a wild animal!" lmao
The waiter / expo in the Nachos sketch is the definition of a fucking ride or die bro. After hearing his insane request, not only did he entertain the idea but he actually fucking did it. He had his reservations, he thought it was stupid, but he thought it would help the guy out so he did it. I don’t even think I could do something like that for someone I know, let alone a stranger. It’s a shame Tim tried to throw him under the fucking bus to impress his date. If I was the waiter, I would’ve just brought another plate of nachos and say something like “here are your na… oh you guys already got your nachos? haha must’ve been a mixup. well we can’t take them back and personally I don’t wanna throw them away so you guys just have them, no charge” boom, everyone wins
She would just eat the fully loaded ones on that one too. These people do that regardless
Where’s he gonna get a new plate of nachos without ringing them in
Haha. When I was 9, I almost choked to death on cheese at Smokey's Pizza in Hazel Dell, WA. A guy named Jim Harrington gave me the Heimlich and saved my life. The story made the local news the next day. KATU interviewed my mom and me outside our house. My mom acted to the news like she was so worried at the time, but you know what? She acted nothing but embarrassed the whole time it was happening. I'll never forget theat. While the guy was giving me the Heumlich, I lost consciousness and everything. From my perspective, one minute I was choking, literally TO DEATH, and the next, I'm waking up huffing and puffing with streams of pizza and drool running down my face all over my shirt. On my 10th birthday, Jim sent me a card. Great guy. If it weren't for him, I for sure would have died because my mom wasn't doing jack squat beyond hiding her face in her hands.
How dare you my child almost die in a public setting do that alone in your room next time
@@fetusmerchant9567 pretty much
Anytime I ever have a meeting scheduled during my lunch at work the first thing I ask is “I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that?”
When the hot dog vacuum commercial dropped, I about lost consciousness from laughter. That was so out of the god damn blue that I couldn’t believe it then, and still cannot to this day😂😭
I can't talk about it without crying
11:25 Tim is the king of "man going through a crisis but trying to play it off" comedy. "Chill, h0w y0u bEEn, dUdE?"
"What the hell is that that's going on out there??" kills me. I feel like the other actor is trying not to laugh the way his lip is moving lol
Gimme dat!
Fun fact: If someone can still "talk" the way he is here, do not do heimlich, it means the windpipe is not fully closed so the heimlich just makes it more dangerous
What are you supposed to do?
@@ood26 allow them to continue to cough, if they cannot make noise, you try the heimlich
Would a couple slaps on the back work?
“I’m joking. I’m jokin”
…GIMME THAT
it's amazing how tim robinson is able to land these jokes perfectly, i mean this would be really not funny if it wasnt interpreted that brillantly
When I say literally, the choking skit is LITERALLY the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
PAAAAWPERSSSSSS!!!!!
“I’m gonna eat this whole thing! Now let me record you saying you’re gonna kill the President.” Lol that’s of my favorite sketches
7:37 I have adopted doing this to everyone at any time i'm eating with anyone. I eat alone a lot now
#GMT🫳
10:59 this expression he made while choking fucking killed me 😂 😂 😂 😂
It's the choking one for me🤣🤣🤣
Which one lol
Popeeeeeerrrrssssss
Something about it stinks
What the hell is that's going on out there?
Okay but I'd be just as mad if someone ate all my fully loaded nachos.
I'd probably be more mad. Except, I'd either leave then and there, or hold it in and never eat out with the same person again (whether it was a date or not lol)
She and the professor should have gone out together
@@some_metalhead THOSE NACHOS LOOK REALL Y GOOD. IMA EAT THE WHOLE THING.
This guy was eating a sandwhich on a flight opposite me, and I was just staring at it thinking "Gimme dat"
My one buddy and I will constantly say "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone. It's become our love language.
"Are You Choking? The Prevalent Theme Of Asphyxiation In A Modern Society Across The Selected Works Of Tim Robinson"
So I started with "you sure about that", and went backwards. I saw the Vac one and then got here and I am in tears!!! 🤣🤣😭😭
This guy is generally the funniest person I’ve seen in a long time
Tim's facial expressions in the hot dog sketch should rank up there with Lucille Ball or Dick Van Dyke's funniest face-moments. Absolutely brilliant.
The nacho skit destroyed me 😂
7:00 Honestly it’s kind of refreshing to see Tim as the straight man once in a while.
That unashamedly naughty look he does before the last bite of burger
The Prof.. When he groans and says Gimme dat..
12:14 is so funny i can't even laugh, i just scream internally until i implode.
🌭 I love how she just rats him out INSTANTLY! "He's eating a hotdog" 🤣🤣🤣
I love that Tim laughed when the first lady said "he's eating a hot dog under there" before they cut. They really enjoy doing these scenes.
Eerrrgh… gimme dat… gimme dat… I’m jokin
The Piano music at the end of the last sketch and Tim's smile breaks me everytime
I love how tim's character didnt just order another burger but just started nibbling on the fries.
GIMME DAT! 🍔
I love the metal that plays when he stands up and they're pushing him against the wall😅😅
The hotdog one and the ghost tour made me piss myself laughing
i'm not sir.... i'm just like... the tiredest i've ever been in my life.....
First sketch, I love how he's still committed to pretending to sleep for like a good 5 seconds while choking. 😂😂
6:11 lmfao it was like a fever dream
I’m in real tears 😭😭😭😭😭 the way he swallowed the hot dog when he said he can see it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭