The Grand Opening - The Cream Brothers

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  • @gramathongaming
    @gramathongaming 4 роки тому +532

    "Chuck the FUCK"
    God, this line gets me every time

    • @kidgnome808
      @kidgnome808 Рік тому +5

      I'm fucking dying over this line right now

    • @kevon217
      @kevon217 Рік тому

      Lolllll

    • @POHusky
      @POHusky Рік тому

      I come back every few weeks to watch this part

    • @wordpencilcap
      @wordpencilcap Рік тому +2

      You can’t choose them is the thing 😂

    • @mollyduerig7788
      @mollyduerig7788 22 дні тому

      It's this part for me ​@@wordpencilcap😂🪦he says it in such earnest

  • @ryanmiech2380
    @ryanmiech2380 3 роки тому +976

    Don't they know that it is too cold out and their ice cream machine's don't work?

    • @andrewcugliari3425
      @andrewcugliari3425 3 роки тому +94

      They weren't getting customers because everybody was aware that the ice cream machines freeze up when it gets too cold

    • @personanongrata9501
      @personanongrata9501 3 роки тому +65

      Also I have doubles no triples

    • @jameshowlett9170
      @jameshowlett9170 3 роки тому +37

      In one of my uh doubles of the barracuda I drove by the ice cream stores and that’s how I know about the ice cream machines

    • @christiankettlewell
      @christiankettlewell 3 роки тому +11

      *wink*

    • @johnson1010YT
      @johnson1010YT 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah, and if that's not true, then the other stuff isn't true either... *shrug*

  • @slop101
    @slop101 3 роки тому +339

    It's difficult to make ice cream look gross, but they did it!

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 4 роки тому +330

    Underground there's half as much food as this.

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 4 роки тому +38

      They're wearing hats so no one can pull their hair up but NOT out.

    • @zactolan561
      @zactolan561 4 роки тому +17

      They've never seen as much food as this

    • @jonahflynn9311
      @jonahflynn9311 4 роки тому +11

      the bones are their money

    • @BigOleNuttSak
      @BigOleNuttSak 3 роки тому +11

      @@jonahflynn9311 and so are the WORMS

    • @alexernest6923
      @alexernest6923 3 роки тому

      sorry to be so off topic but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I somehow forgot the password. I appreciate any tricks you can give me.

  • @Jgallstar1
    @Jgallstar1 Рік тому +48

    The way he winds up and leans back to say "fuck" gets me every time.

  • @johnson1010YT
    @johnson1010YT 2 роки тому +189

    Someone must have told Tim this was an ice cream truck for grown ups and he could say whatever the *hell* he wanted!

    • @wiskyr6510
      @wiskyr6510 Рік тому +1

      "Do any of these...FUCKERS...come out of the fucking engine and cumshot into the icecream with their big horsecocks"

    • @SiculusTheEpithet
      @SiculusTheEpithet Рік тому

      Big fat load of butt muffins then

    • @samfilmkid
      @samfilmkid Рік тому

      YA THINK ANY OF THESE FUCKERS JUST DROP THROUGH THE FUCKIN' CEILING AND LAND ON A FUCKIN' HORSE COCK?

    • @hokiejoe17
      @hokiejoe17 Рік тому

      Fucking fuckers ever just fall from the ceiling and shit?

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Рік тому

      Cum shot

  • @migduh
    @migduh 3 роки тому +238

    I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT ICE CREAM

  • @mialona
    @mialona 3 роки тому +47

    AN ALLIGATOR FART! A TIGER FACE! A LITTLE CAT!

    • @TheRosytoes86
      @TheRosytoes86 3 роки тому +12

      You don't know him!

    • @Nope2479
      @Nope2479 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheRosytoes86 best fucking part right there.

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 Рік тому

      I come back to this video just for this sequence.

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 Рік тому +1

      He went a little off the rails there.

    • @neildurbin
      @neildurbin Рік тому

      @@SteveS86 they both did.

  • @ruule
    @ruule 3 роки тому +43

    Honestly I come back to this vid only for the "CHUCK THE FUCK!!" 🤣🤣

  • @wederdooper
    @wederdooper Рік тому +13

    A doggy sound
    A monkey burp
    An alligator fart
    A tiger face
    A little cat
    You don't know him

  • @stubert94
    @stubert94 5 років тому +162

    tim is fucking hilarious. just started watching him and he's definitely one of my favorite comedians now

  • @fromthedoor
    @fromthedoor 8 років тому +84

    omg Tim Robinson is so funny

  • @NathanielSkinnerMusic
    @NathanielSkinnerMusic 3 роки тому +27

    The cones are not NOT their bones. The bones are not NOT their money.

    • @mycarrysun
      @mycarrysun 2 роки тому +2

      And also not NOT their dollars

  • @lonniedeckermusic
    @lonniedeckermusic Рік тому +44

    Tim Robinson doesn't need to do much to make me laugh. Just stand there will suffice.

  • @gavinalan
    @gavinalan 3 роки тому +39

    So the ice cream machine does freeze up when it's cold outside.

  • @johnson1010YT
    @johnson1010YT 3 роки тому +59

    This is how he buys his house. Its how he keeps his house hot.

    • @mikeatwood895
      @mikeatwood895 3 роки тому +12

      I don’t think he should have yelled at Chuck.

    • @ronvlaarsvar6867
      @ronvlaarsvar6867 2 роки тому +13

      He didn't actually yell at Chuck i've seen this a bunch of times

  • @spiderpigcallis
    @spiderpigcallis Рік тому +41

    Its good to see Lutz get work after 30 rock!

  • @tropicalpnch4549
    @tropicalpnch4549 2 роки тому +13

    i lost it at the cherry 😂 he looked so lost trying to find it on the floor or whatever

  • @raytimpson3361
    @raytimpson3361 3 роки тому +54

    Nobody does rage quite like Tim Robinson

    • @BrianSmith-ik7xn
      @BrianSmith-ik7xn 2 роки тому +5

      Nope I'm done. You just wanna yell you don't wanna help

    • @ldmaier96
      @ldmaier96 2 роки тому +1

      On Cinema is the only show that comes close, Tim is just explosive

  • @zacmargolis1104
    @zacmargolis1104 3 роки тому +32

    1:51 he makes me laugh too hard

  • @robb5744
    @robb5744 3 роки тому +10

    A LITTLE cat!! You don't KNOW HIM!!

  • @kevindiazramirez2165
    @kevindiazramirez2165 4 роки тому +50

    Butt muffins? Nice. Its guys like him that push the culture forward to a brighter future

  • @2010RSHACKS
    @2010RSHACKS Рік тому +9

    Winter time is actually the ideal time to eat ice cream. It lasts much longer without melting

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Рік тому +1

      Also it’s a rare valuable treat since Ice cream don’t work in the cold.

  • @blismwithmyblizblop
    @blismwithmyblizblop 8 років тому +33

    So awkward! 🤗
    Lmao, the ice cream is hot and the hot fudge is cold!

  • @mialona
    @mialona 3 роки тому +16

    NO WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SwaggMessiah69
    @SwaggMessiah69 3 роки тому +15

    Lol they dropped the cherry and started to break character and still pulled it off.

  • @taylorhennebury3036
    @taylorhennebury3036 3 роки тому +16

    I'm gonna need a full fucking season

  • @taskendeer
    @taskendeer Рік тому +2

    3:03 looks like Tim was close to loosing it and turned his face away for a second :D

  • @jackc913
    @jackc913 3 роки тому +5

    The people in that neighbourhood: "Don't even try to come and sell me any CRAP! I don't want that!"

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 3 роки тому +12

    that was also the night that the skeletons came to life

  • @turnsoonest
    @turnsoonest 4 роки тому +38

    What kind of ice cream truck have you ever seen that has swearing in it?

    • @Tayl0NP
      @Tayl0NP 3 роки тому +14

      There's no swearing, all they say is shoot

    • @nonethelessfirst8519
      @nonethelessfirst8519 7 місяців тому

      I've never not seen one driven by a crackhead.

  • @bensmart2829
    @bensmart2829 3 роки тому +8

    it took me a bit to realize that was Lutz from 30 rock

  • @NotNotKenny
    @NotNotKenny Рік тому +2

    I shouldn't mention this around strangers,but ice cream makes me thirsty.

  • @drewcauthen1778
    @drewcauthen1778 7 місяців тому +2

    your actual muffins that you ingest

  • @mitchelljensen5527
    @mitchelljensen5527 Рік тому +1

    What is he saying at 2:53? Frenching? Crunching? Fratching?

    • @tannalikestotalk
      @tannalikestotalk 3 місяці тому

      “Forgot to turn to freezer on” he just says it weird and muddled😭

  • @dakotareistad7047
    @dakotareistad7047 5 років тому +9

    NOO WHIP!!

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid Рік тому +3

    Yeah, Tim knew exactly who he was all the way back then.

  • @privateuser7
    @privateuser7 2 роки тому +1

    "A liiiiitttlleeee cat, YOU DONT KNOW HIM"

  • @andrewmalenda199
    @andrewmalenda199 Рік тому +4

    $13 did an actual spit take

  • @Jaysus777Live
    @Jaysus777Live 3 роки тому +9

    Lost it at Chuck the FFFUCK!

  • @chuckhunter77
    @chuckhunter77 3 місяці тому

    My father in law worked at a local dairy distributer. He loaded the trucks. He said they always sold more ice cream during the winter than during the summer.

  • @ErwinSchrodinger64
    @ErwinSchrodinger64 Рік тому +9

    I've been watching I Think You Should Leave. I watched the first episode. I said to myself what is this. I watched another 6 episodes. Still didn't know whether I liked it. Watched this. Still don't know whether I liked it but for some reason I still watch it. I went to the steak house the other day. What did I want? Sloppy steaks!
    It's like Tim's thought become a brain infection to the viewer. So good. I think.

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter Рік тому +1

      I cracked up so hard when they did the Johnny Cash parody…
      IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE!

  • @CalvinHikes
    @CalvinHikes 4 місяці тому

    Ice cream sells more in the winter.

  • @OriginEnergySux
    @OriginEnergySux Рік тому +1

    "I like your squarf"

  • @relentlessproductions333
    @relentlessproductions333 6 місяців тому

    I love a great cute meet story.

  • @mieshanicole1614
    @mieshanicole1614 3 роки тому +2

    Chuck the Fuck! 😂😂

  • @benman1577
    @benman1577 2 роки тому +2

    "yeah it was funnier when i was doing it but then you yelled."

  • @cgn833
    @cgn833 3 роки тому +2

    I’m not even supposed to beeeeee here

  • @mcanimations4317
    @mcanimations4317 Рік тому

    That’s definitely the price of ice cream today 😂

    • @Macky4941
      @Macky4941 Рік тому

      Nah, $2.99 for a small ice cream cone like that.

  • @imnotabeetleiswear6549
    @imnotabeetleiswear6549 8 місяців тому

    I like that one thing is certain in a Tim Robinson character, they don't like people who yell

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 2 роки тому +1

    Forgot to turn the freezer on so it's a bit melted.

  • @zacmargolis1104
    @zacmargolis1104 3 роки тому +3

    How is there only like 90k views still?

  • @timdaly3531
    @timdaly3531 Рік тому +1

    A little cat… you don’t know him 😅😅

  • @naumz5062
    @naumz5062 4 роки тому +6

    ...That'll be thirteeeen dollars.

  • @YoungPHAZE91
    @YoungPHAZE91 11 місяців тому +1

    Who’s here because they watch all of itysl and they wanted to find more Tim Robinson?

  • @connorphillips1929
    @connorphillips1929 2 роки тому +1

    People really didn’t understand the genius in this 6 years ago.

  • @BlondheimTheGriever
    @BlondheimTheGriever Рік тому +1

    Am i the only one who likes ice cream in the cold lol

  • @MrYogiBell
    @MrYogiBell 2 роки тому +2

    That'll be $13.... 🥶

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 2 місяці тому

    I could tolerate any crappy low-level job like Dollar Tree if I had Stan as a co-worker. I'd just be laughing all day.

  • @martinspud8325
    @martinspud8325 Рік тому

    Makin that poor girl stand there that long at the end is fucking sadism lol

  • @saityavuz76
    @saityavuz76 8 років тому +2

    Perfect.

  • @rubensanchezramirez7028
    @rubensanchezramirez7028 4 роки тому +2

    The arms on shoulder continuity errors are intentional? Because I can't focus

  • @handsomeblackman255
    @handsomeblackman255 2 роки тому

    That song....... 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Samwise_92
    @Samwise_92 Рік тому +1

    What show is this from?

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 3 роки тому +1

    ok so i have bought and eaten ice cream while working outside in the winter so the joke is on me???

  • @Jonnywaffles64
    @Jonnywaffles64 8 років тому +19

    was that Lutz from 30 rock?

    • @downDOGMAyoga
      @downDOGMAyoga 8 років тому +1

      Yeahh! How does a UA-cam channel afford this shieet

    • @ian9outof10
      @ian9outof10 8 років тому +1

      +downDOGMA because Lorne Michaels owns Broadway Video and Above Average. Lorne is the showrunner of Saturday Night Live and other hits like 30 Rock.

    • @downDOGMAyoga
      @downDOGMAyoga 8 років тому

      ian9outof10 hmmm, thanks for explaining how the connections are made, but I still feel like the costs for writing, filming, and editing the videos plus the cost of hiring established actors are way higher than any UA-cam earnings

    • @ian9outof10
      @ian9outof10 8 років тому +1

      +downDOGMA yup, the absolutely are. The thing is, to make a business that's diverse and profitable you sometimes have to invest and make a loss while you grow the company. This stuff probably takes a day to shoot and a day or so to edit. It's not super-expensive, but they endgame is clearly to build something like Funny or Die.

    • @downDOGMAyoga
      @downDOGMAyoga 8 років тому

      ian9outof10 you're probably right about a day of filming and a day of editing, but read the description and see that it took 23 people and 3 actors to produce the whole video... I feel like most UA-cam production companies stick to crews of around 12. Hope above average makes it to becoming at least an above average comedy channel. They've done way more than the 2 people here at downDOGMA have

  • @solomonward8862
    @solomonward8862 2 роки тому

    Clicked on the thumbnail thinking it might be Blake Anderson

  • @juliuscaesart
    @juliuscaesart 3 роки тому +1

    1:50 ☠️😭

  • @foday529
    @foday529 8 років тому +37

    I googled "The cream brothers" & got something completely different & inappropriate.

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 8 років тому +8

      Thanks for visiting my site!

    • @Ater_Nefarium
      @Ater_Nefarium 8 років тому

      +C@ptain_Jack good thing they finally found it partner

  • @tyso5146
    @tyso5146 3 місяці тому

    It’s times like this when, we love a video, but also notice the importance of proper audio.

  • @dandean1351
    @dandean1351 2 роки тому +1

    You don’t know how to treat the customer, you don’t know how to treat the bone momma

  • @tniggsification
    @tniggsification 2 роки тому

    This guy has my dying

  • @mr2_mike
    @mr2_mike 3 роки тому +1

    This Lutz from 30 Rock?

  • @DrMicahLuv
    @DrMicahLuv 5 днів тому

    What show is this?

  • @Dogonerah
    @Dogonerah 2 місяці тому

    Worms are their money bones are their dollars

  • @petehasplans
    @petehasplans Рік тому +1

    YOU'RE NO PART OF THE TURBO TEAM

  • @mikeanderson981
    @mikeanderson981 3 роки тому

    "Leave him alone!"

  • @stephenzaremba7291
    @stephenzaremba7291 4 роки тому +1

    CHUCK THE FUCK 😂

  • @isaacrobinson4759
    @isaacrobinson4759 3 роки тому +15

    To be fair, that was a really nice scwarf

  • @adumb1985
    @adumb1985 2 роки тому +2

    I choose Blimpy's

  • @dr.bacculadracula8553
    @dr.bacculadracula8553 2 роки тому

    NO WHIP!

  • @marceltiel7919
    @marceltiel7919 Рік тому

    Is that the Broomshakalaka guy?

  • @brandonsookey4457
    @brandonsookey4457 Рік тому

    I wonder if he has trips of the road runner

  • @n0lanv0id
    @n0lanv0id 3 роки тому

    haha butt muffins haha

  • @GoingNorthObv
    @GoingNorthObv 2 роки тому

    A LITTLE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @syrupee
    @syrupee 4 роки тому +5

    "we got a loose cherry.."

  • @thievingcthulhu8632
    @thievingcthulhu8632 4 роки тому +1

    this is fucking great

  • @betterbuiltgarage6409
    @betterbuiltgarage6409 Рік тому

    They have triple ice cream trucks. If they don’t then none of the other things are true. They have a pristine one. And he has a wife

  • @vaegontargaryen9203
    @vaegontargaryen9203 Рік тому

    Is that lutz?

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead Рік тому

    John "Lutz" Lutz

  • @mattsherwood1944
    @mattsherwood1944 2 роки тому

    I feel like any body who likes this stuff will love "Freebase addict Robert Howell on Rehab tequila and toot"

  • @bluenerd8297
    @bluenerd8297 7 місяців тому

    if you crossed Andy Kaufman with Ed Green

  • @DDDD-hv3ub
    @DDDD-hv3ub 3 роки тому

    Why would you ever go into business with Stan in the first place, tho

  • @andrewjemmott3213
    @andrewjemmott3213 5 років тому +2

    And not your BUTT muffins!

  • @thebigbois4016
    @thebigbois4016 5 років тому +1

    CHUCK THE FUCK

  • @phobos258
    @phobos258 4 місяці тому

    LEAVE THEM ALONE!

  • @davidesposito1590
    @davidesposito1590 Рік тому

    LUTZ

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.6441 3 роки тому +1

    It was funnier when i said it, then you yelled.

  • @br00talitydawg
    @br00talitydawg 8 років тому +2

    I'm a cream brother, ask my girlfriend

  • @Ater_Nefarium
    @Ater_Nefarium 8 років тому +1

    I want more skits >.> it's not so much funny per say but interesting like what will happen next

    • @jose602g
      @jose602g 2 роки тому +2

      It’s interesting, the cones