SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #6: The Goofy Goober Alien Death Cult Theory

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  • @1tuttyfruti
    @1tuttyfruti 3 роки тому +11468

    "One of cults main thing is that they strip you from your identity" - The SpongeBob Guy, formerly know as Alex Bale

    • @coolorphans
      @coolorphans 3 роки тому +110

      hah great quote. do you know what song is playing at 19:47 though?

    • @midnightarcanacentraltv5815
      @midnightarcanacentraltv5815 3 роки тому +172

      The Muse stripped of him of his identity

    • @marivelcaballero12
      @marivelcaballero12 3 роки тому +142

      As he posts a video of SpongeBob accepting himself as a goofy goober, he before didn't want to accept himself as the SpongeBob guy , now does.. hmm just a thought

    • @edizicu9853
      @edizicu9853 2 роки тому +34

      @@marivelcaballero12
      We are gonna need to find out more about this creature that lurks in his house!!!!!!!

    • @kova1577
      @kova1577 2 роки тому +18

      The thing is though there’s different kinds of cults that don’t have the identity striping aspect. I think it’s a reason many still are active because nobody realises that

  • @elijahisconfused
    @elijahisconfused Рік тому +1857

    i never expected to hear "heavens gate" and "goofy goober" in the same sentence
    what a time to be alive

  • @aeyvvvv
    @aeyvvvv 3 роки тому +13937

    The fact that he’s able to create these SpongeBob theories AND show off his film-making skills is just amazing. It makes me really happy to see

    • @jaycehaste
      @jaycehaste 3 роки тому +244

      Facts I’m in love with this whole subplot of Alex having to deal with the Shadow monster who feeds him the theories. I don’t want the theories to end but I’d love to see what becomes of this and how the story ends

    • @solalabell9674
      @solalabell9674 3 роки тому +15

      Well of course he is the basement creature is giving him both obviously

    • @Tomi-berry
      @Tomi-berry 3 роки тому +77

      Dude I feel bad for Alex, the ending got me emotional man. I don't want you to be the spongebob guy I want alex to be something much more...but it's weird because this is how alex possibly make your money I think? so if you suddenly change then you'd lose a giant audience, I'd like to see more of your cinematography, this has a deep meaning and you're asking for help. I am truly sorry that you are known as the spongebob guy as you have so much more skill in you more than just telling theories

    • @monstruswallaby9981
      @monstruswallaby9981 3 роки тому +30

      @@solalabell9674 what if the shadow is the youtube algorithm

    • @R.0513
      @R.0513 3 роки тому +14

      @@Tomi-berry All of these are films if you didn't know...

  • @natalialow3738
    @natalialow3738 10 місяців тому +406

    I’m legitimatly scared of this mans search history

    • @Qwzens
      @Qwzens 3 місяці тому +13

      "Why patrick pant green and a little purple?"

    • @SophiaArmstorng-z3j
      @SophiaArmstorng-z3j 17 днів тому +1

      me too...

  • @leiamartha7554
    @leiamartha7554 3 роки тому +7924

    The only other restaurant that made their customers wear hats and stuff was Plankton when he started selling Krabby Patties, and HIS goal was to LITERALLY mind control and enslave his customers. May just be a coincidence, but it’s still funny
    Edit: PLEASE, read the whole text carefully before you comment…

    • @Qwerty-yp3jq
      @Qwerty-yp3jq 3 роки тому +84

      Ironic

    • @postironichno_innit
      @postironichno_innit 3 роки тому +180

      The goal of the supposed Goofy Goober cult is a mass suicide, and Plankton simply wanted to overwork the citizens until they die

    • @misterdoono
      @misterdoono 3 роки тому +20

      Third

    • @Chris-cv7hk
      @Chris-cv7hk 3 роки тому +59

      Yeah. The only difference is that plankton literally tried to start a totalitarian nation

    • @arieltales8952
      @arieltales8952 3 роки тому +85

      @@Chris-cv7hk I've commented that. The only difference is the Plankton failed and GG sect succeeded.

  • @unfunny_gaming6483
    @unfunny_gaming6483 3 роки тому +5095

    I swear this man can make a full blown college essay of why Wyoming does/doesn’t exist

    • @Power-kn6fk
      @Power-kn6fk 3 роки тому +150

      It doesn't lmao Wyoming more like Wyomnot

    • @user-vo6xf1fp2w
      @user-vo6xf1fp2w 3 роки тому +147

      what the fuck is a “wyoming”

    • @acer5720
      @acer5720 3 роки тому +22

      @@user-vo6xf1fp2w it's a country/ city idk lmao

    • @acer5720
      @acer5720 3 роки тому +6

      @Billiam its a country/ city

    • @vloggingwithsam4811
      @vloggingwithsam4811 3 роки тому +10

      Wieoming what’s that

  • @lilsquiddle1964
    @lilsquiddle1964 2 роки тому +4761

    The fact that he can say Goofy Goober so freaking seriously is just unbelieavable.

    • @Coolboy-hu1wi
      @Coolboy-hu1wi 2 роки тому +142

      HE DOESN’T EVEN SKIP A BEAT TOO 😭

    • @dragonkidd1644
      @dragonkidd1644 2 роки тому +91

      It’s actually a common thing people always say you can’t say certain words in an angry way like bubbles YOU CAN TOTALLY SAY BUBBLES MAD

    • @Coolboy-hu1wi
      @Coolboy-hu1wi 2 роки тому +38

      @@dragonkidd1644 idk man I just tried and I giggled every single time

    • @lilsquiddle1964
      @lilsquiddle1964 2 роки тому +30

      @@dragonkidd1644 Depends on the context. If you're actually ticked off and the argument is related to bubbles, sure, you can say it without laughing. If you're doing it for no reason, however, I don't doubt at least 1 out of 2 people would at least chuckle.

    • @dragonkidd1644
      @dragonkidd1644 2 роки тому +12

      @@lilsquiddle1964 I can actually do it pretty good with no context

  • @zaktilton1680
    @zaktilton1680 11 місяців тому +190

    "All bubble blowin babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar." 😂😂

    • @an-animal-lover
      @an-animal-lover 10 місяців тому +6

      Thanks for saying the full thing, I could never make the whole thing out

    • @gneurshk_
      @gneurshk_ 9 місяців тому +21

      "...bar."

    • @zaktilton1680
      @zaktilton1680 9 місяців тому +4

      @@an-animal-lover no problem 😊

    • @L_G218
      @L_G218 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@gneurshk_I'm so happy I'm not the only one thinking exactly this

    • @YourFavoriteMrJ
      @YourFavoriteMrJ 5 місяців тому +3

      @@gneurshk_”That’s right! So WHO BLEW IT!?
      Sooo.. noobody knows…”

  • @nicolazael
    @nicolazael Рік тому +1406

    Extra detail I just noticed rewatching the theory again: the two people who casually “interfere” with Spongebob fully joining the Goofy Goober Cult are Movie Neptune (who quite literally “interrupts” in the perfect moment) and Mindy, Movie Neptune's teenage daughter. Not only does it ally with the Neptune Theory of Movie Neptune and Mindy being hired actors for the movie, BUT it also aligns with the Television Theory: the writers are trying to pull Spongebob away from the cult because... there's no show without Spongebob.

  • @chocolateblocks
    @chocolateblocks 3 роки тому +915

    Alex bale is the only man that is capable of making the lines:
    "I'm a goofy goober"
    "You're a goofy goober"
    "We're all goofy goobers!"
    have hidden lore and dark meaning

    • @yaboi-rowlet
      @yaboi-rowlet 3 роки тому +30

      and be utterly horrifying

    • @ruby_willow1862
      @ruby_willow1862 3 роки тому +2

      so true.

    • @JamesThePokemonHunter
      @JamesThePokemonHunter 3 роки тому +9

      Matpat too

    • @mrglixh5413
      @mrglixh5413 3 роки тому

      I haven't seen the vid yet but it reminds me of we all flote down here from it

    • @bigfrankentertainment
      @bigfrankentertainment 3 роки тому +1

      Can someone explain? 🥲I see how it’s hidden lore and dark I’d appreciate if someone explains what makes it hidden lore and WHAT IS the dark meaning?🤯🤯💯thank you! I have a concussion atm so don’t judge lol

  • @laurentiusmichaelgeorge1118
    @laurentiusmichaelgeorge1118 3 роки тому +821

    Squidina's presence is definitely the strongest theory in this whole video.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +41

      It’s only a matter of time before Spongebob quits the Krusty Krab and fully becomes a Goofy Goober

    • @shadowshooterstudios2730
      @shadowshooterstudios2730 3 роки тому +7

      But squidina's first appearance was when Sandy, Pearl and SpongeBob went to the moon. So that means that's that's not squidina

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 роки тому +1

      @@Everworks Literally 1984

    • @captaincrystal3705
      @captaincrystal3705 3 роки тому

      @@saulg00dman_ You know know Vail?

    • @kiddykitsune8158
      @kiddykitsune8158 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@shadowshooterstudios2730also no nose, perhaps they originally had wanted to go this route but realized it was too dark and changed the character slightly

  • @ladyyyhokage
    @ladyyyhokage 9 місяців тому +17

    i live for alex's storytelling, the theories are amazing but the fact that he's framed them within this mini-mystery of this deal with an entity is just the icing on the cake. so much talent and skill for one person!

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO 3 роки тому +10524

    If this is all true, then actual props to the writers of spongebob for putting this into the show

  • @speedartandmore
    @speedartandmore 3 роки тому +2554

    Can't remember if this was mentioned in this video but the aliens from Atlantis have a thing for ice cream. Like the weapons shoot ice cream, and they can turn things into exclusively ice cream. So maybe those are the aliens they worship. I just thought it fits with the theory.

    • @anakin8087
      @anakin8087 3 роки тому +161

      This makes so much sense

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 3 роки тому +81

      While a good point there is a question. How did anyone find out the Atlantians turned all their weapons and such into Ice Cream Dispensers? If I recall. They say that they had converted all their technology after they decided to hide away the city. So it then leads to the question. How did people find out?

    • @Highground609
      @Highground609 3 роки тому +45

      @@linhero797 Well it was said that they gave bikini bottom there technology, so obviously they did meet them.

    • @հերետիկոսություն
      @հերետիկոսություն 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 роки тому +15

      no fucking way

  • @smartaleckduck4135
    @smartaleckduck4135 2 роки тому +1862

    I can’t tell if he genuinely enjoys making SpongeBob theories or if he believes that he still has to do this to show off his craft because at this point I would watch anything this guy put out.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 2 роки тому +90

      he's been planning all this for a very long time. Look into the happy meat farms arg

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky 2 роки тому +59

      Both, he likes them obviously because he still made them before they got popular. But he also wants his films recognized too

    • @blackisanxious7178
      @blackisanxious7178 2 роки тому +17

      it's a part of the ARG (Alternative Reality Game). a very gob thicc juicy arg

    • @utubeiskaren7796
      @utubeiskaren7796 2 роки тому

      Oh don't fall for it he is indoctrinating you into his cult

    • @smartaleckduck4135
      @smartaleckduck4135 2 роки тому +7

      @@utubeiskaren7796 oh- ok, good to know!

  • @pipedream2556
    @pipedream2556 9 місяців тому +20

    Ok but now im questioning that episode where Patrick mistook strangers for his parents - that means both his sister AND him have wound up so separated from their origins that they dont recognise their own family. I havent seen an episode of the spin off but it makes me inagine their parents wondering what the heck happened to their kids. It also makes me wonder if Patrick was vulnerable enough to get affected by the cult tactics before but stupid and unpredictable enough to wind up getting out without ever knowing he was in danger but still very confused...or...maybe hes not out at all? Its just occured to me that we have no idea how someone as thoughtless as Patrick with no sign of a regular job manages to keep a house and afford anything 😅

  • @Pepstep_07
    @Pepstep_07 3 роки тому +7168

    This was the most morbid way to say "hey i got a new cat!"

    • @reggiesmemestash5773
      @reggiesmemestash5773 3 роки тому +367

      *had a new cat

    • @Canguro2010
      @Canguro2010 3 роки тому +23

      @@reggiesmemestash5773 Yes

    • @sunntimez
      @sunntimez 3 роки тому +25

      @@reggiesmemestash5773 gosh ;-;

    • @Null77-q1b
      @Null77-q1b 3 роки тому +21

      ZX159G i found the password

    • @ITzUberPeanutButter
      @ITzUberPeanutButter 3 роки тому +53

      This actually has a lore reason there's a video on it that I watched a couple days ago that goes into the story behind the spongebob guy. Should go give it a watch

  • @realeugene
    @realeugene 3 роки тому +1443

    “What other restaurant has not just employees, but customers that always dress up in a specific way?”
    **Me, wearing my Burger King crown**

    • @allenmaask6448
      @allenmaask6448 3 роки тому +71

      **Cat maid cafes be like**

    • @linnarlobe4939
      @linnarlobe4939 3 роки тому +14

      Well in that case, you’re f…ed

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 3 роки тому +14

      Ridden any planes lately, king?

    • @freakyd4n13e
      @freakyd4n13e 3 роки тому +2

      @@allenmaask6448 lol

    • @valfiggs5
      @valfiggs5 3 роки тому +2

      I immediately thought of Johnny Rockets

  • @queenjiwon.768
    @queenjiwon.768 3 роки тому +642

    Somebody commented saying that "The flying Dutchman" would make a great one. I agree. He doesn't have much back story and he's everywhere

    • @TrustandFollowJesus
      @TrustandFollowJesus 3 роки тому +15

      I think we've seen his corpse before. What if he was the captain on the Mauna loa

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 3 роки тому +11

      The Theorizer made a good video about The Flying Dutchman’s backstory

    • @queenjiwon.768
      @queenjiwon.768 3 роки тому +1

      @@TrustandFollowJesus oh that's a good theory too shit

    • @queenjiwon.768
      @queenjiwon.768 3 роки тому +1

      @@MiloMurphysLaw oh? I didn't know that since I do not watch his videos, but I shall check it out

    • @lewisholiman9237
      @lewisholiman9237 3 роки тому +6

      That sounds good, but I’d be more interested in seeing one about Plankton. I know that they already revealed his childhood origin in the Friend Or Foe episode, but his technological prowess and marriage to an AI still have a ton of potential for exploration. I was also considering Larry the Lobster at first, but realized that there’s not much to go on with him.

  • @justtrash8796
    @justtrash8796 Рік тому +149

    The shot composition at the ending scene was really neat, allow me to analyze for a moment:
    1. in my interpretation, putting individuals at different heights creates a sense of dominance and superiority, the monster is quite literally a level above alex here - whereas before, alex was always the one who had to come down to its level - which cinematically demonstrates the shift in control here (as seen in the monster eating the cat despite it not being offered, it just took it instead of being given the meat). what was once a symbiosis has turned into a parasitic relationship.
    2. Alex is forced to look UP to the creature - whereas before they saw eye to eye (literally) - which is also metaphorical as he is looking up to this monster for guidance and spongebob theories. And at the same time, this creature is looking down at alex, seeing him as a lowly pawn and a means to get his meat. (side theory/analysis: i think this creature is also a metaphor for us as an audience, a presence that is taking over his life, demanding to be ‘fed’ (content) and our growing insatiable hunger for more theories are taking over his life (since i’m sure crafting these theories takes a LOT of time). oh and the bottles it gives alex? perhaps a parallel to commenters and other people suggesting ideas for him to look into.)
    3. Alex appears to be in a basement, which isn’t just to add to the creepy atmosphere! Generally speaking, one can’t usually leave or escape a house from a basement, you usually have to go up to the main floor to do so… but the creature is blocking off his exit, he’s literally trapped by this monster just like how he’s trapped making these spongebob videos.
    4. I just wanted to point out that the obvious yellow light (in addition to the yellow clothes and other objects in later videos) clearly is meant to represent how spongebob is taking over his life. BUT what i also noticed is that the doorframe and the yellow make a YELLOW RECTANGLE, y’know LIKE SPONGEBOB! AND ITS LITERALLY LOOMING OVER ALEX LIKE SIME SORT OF OMNIPRESENCE!!!
    5. oh yeah also alex is slowing being engulfed by darkness, especially when the monster is around… need i say more?
    Alex, my man, my dude, the level of detail and thought you put into the shots of these snippets of short films in these videos are astounding, and picking them apart is a lot of fun! great work!!!!

    • @shaneburdette1892
      @shaneburdette1892 9 місяців тому +2

      Who hurt you? [this is a joke, but seriously how on gods green earth does one analyze this much from like- 50 seconds?

    • @claire.john6728
      @claire.john6728 9 місяців тому +5

      This is an amazing analysis! I love how youtube allows for so many creative horror video ideas, stretching the limits how how and where it can show up, seriously love the ongoing story throughout these videos they are well written and shot

    • @cxm.bxcket_
      @cxm.bxcket_ 9 місяців тому +3

      I have been looking for someone who got it. Alex is a creative genius

    • @justtrash8796
      @justtrash8796 8 місяців тому +1

      @@shaneburdette1892 i’ve just been taught art and media analysis and it’s stuck! and honestly that knowledge has been such a blessing because i can enjoy and interpret things on a much deeper and artistic level !!!

    • @justtrash8796
      @justtrash8796 8 місяців тому

      @@claire.john6728 thanks and ikr?! finding well thought out, passionate, and creative videos is getting harder to come by nowadays unfortunately. the content farms on youtube have completely swamped the site with toxic waste, so it’s always so nice to find something made with love and care, like this video!

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +10341

    “Sponsored by Happy Meat Farms”
    Does anyone want to tell him?

    • @stickbar_
      @stickbar_ 3 роки тому +2232

      What a nice sponsor that totally has nothing to do with an alien death cult or anything :)

    • @SkyHighGame
      @SkyHighGame 3 роки тому +369

      Here we go😄

    • @immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700
      @immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700 3 роки тому +637

      @@stickbar_ No it’s where the monster in the darkness is from

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 3 роки тому +366

      At lest they don’t add chemicals in the sold meat.

    • @redengineerfromtf2thatisan136
      @redengineerfromtf2thatisan136 3 роки тому +1094

      What are you talking about? Happy meat farms is nice organisation which loves animals and doesn't do anything immoral/sketchy/illegal. Please don't listen to any rumours about happy meat farms they are all wrong and false and happy meat farms only cares about the safety of animals. Please stop talking about happy meat farms doing anything bad, happy meat farms only does good. This is because happy meat farms is very good.

  • @gibusspy5544
    @gibusspy5544 3 роки тому +7176

    Not gonna lie, even though all this is just a part of one big ARG, the theories are actually pretty solid.

    • @aegisforce6077
      @aegisforce6077 3 роки тому +187

      They’re found online just look up the title and you can find it
      Edit: this comment was 2 years ago so ofc now if you look it up this arg is going to show up and the old search results would be buried

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 3 роки тому +133

      wait its an arg?

    • @aegisforce6077
      @aegisforce6077 3 роки тому +86

      @@sarinabina5487 watch the end

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 3 роки тому +133

      @@Crabgar Did you not see the suckers on her hand?

    • @kryptonickx9238
      @kryptonickx9238 3 роки тому +10

      Agreed.

  • @d1n383
    @d1n383 3 роки тому +4056

    Thing about his theories are that there’s always something that explains everything unlike other theories I have seen and this makes me fully believing in it

    • @Emmj91
      @Emmj91 3 роки тому +47

      I agree 100%.

    • @haytchaep
      @haytchaep 3 роки тому +188

      @Voltinax not really. i mean everything he said made sense… he backed up everything said in this video and didn’t leave anything unanswered so obviously they’re pretty convincing

    • @memory3727
      @memory3727 3 роки тому +7

      Believe in GG

    • @MunchaBuncha
      @MunchaBuncha 3 роки тому +23

      @@memory3727 I ain't joining a cult

    • @CatholicPiccolo
      @CatholicPiccolo 3 роки тому +10

      This dude needs to be called Plastic Man with the amount of shit he stretches

  • @Prismarine_Man
    @Prismarine_Man 11 місяців тому +15

    This is the darkest and the scariest SpongeBob theory of all time I never felt anything like this before.

    • @torytellstales
      @torytellstales 5 місяців тому +2

      I must be a secret clairvoyant person, because even when I was a kid and watched this movie, I always felt unsettled by "The Goofy Goober" peanut and atmosphere lol

  • @redstonemecha7716
    @redstonemecha7716 3 роки тому +1344

    The fact that he did one about Goofy Goobers being an alien death cult is very similar to Alex's character situation with his Muse. It came into his life when he was at his lowest, made him give it offerings for knowledge, even a living creature, made Alex rely on him, and changed his identity into the spongebob guy. Like in the end of the video it usually said Alex Bale, now it says the spongebob guy. The Muse has turn Alex into his follower and everytime he tries to break free, it temps him back with more conspiracies.

    • @no-kr7rk
      @no-kr7rk 3 роки тому +33

      Omg you're right

    • @JohnPaul-od3wm
      @JohnPaul-od3wm 3 роки тому +15

      I already found holes in his theory, the employees didn't go drunk from ice cream

    • @JohnPaul-od3wm
      @JohnPaul-od3wm 3 роки тому +12

      " so yeah I'm a kid" - spongebob

    • @JohnPaul-od3wm
      @JohnPaul-od3wm 3 роки тому +5

      Also the shape of the spaceships are different and spongebob can't breathe in space

    • @cyberlemon9840
      @cyberlemon9840 3 роки тому +14

      @Da Cashman Right now just the Spongebob Theory #3 and up are connected to the ARG

  • @TimeRed
    @TimeRed 3 роки тому +616

    The amount of effort your putting into this is insane. First there’s the actual theory videos which on their own are already really high quality. Then there’s there’s the arg on top of these theories which is just as well made.

    • @lovesourapple8858
      @lovesourapple8858 3 роки тому +6

      I think that these are still part of the arg

    • @lovesourapple8858
      @lovesourapple8858 3 роки тому +9

      Plus he got sponsored by good meat farms that as we know is connected to the other videos

    • @peelicks
      @peelicks 3 роки тому +4

      so true

  • @thechaoticdoomslayer104
    @thechaoticdoomslayer104 3 роки тому +697

    The next theory should be: remember that spongebob episode where Patrick turned smart? Near the end of the episode there was a literal field of Starfish heads. Something’s definitely up with that…

    • @nevomizrachi6282
      @nevomizrachi6282 3 роки тому +48

      I think they were brain corals

    • @nevomizrachi6282
      @nevomizrachi6282 3 роки тому +13

      I think they were brain corals

    • @stefanpopescu5372
      @stefanpopescu5372 3 роки тому +66

      For what it's worth, I'd really like to see an in-depth analysis of Patrick. Patrick was a super playful kind of stupid during the first three seasons, but during the next parts of the show, he just becomes an asshole. Maybe there's more to it? Maybe he has a dark past too? We will never know...

    • @CC-uy9wp
      @CC-uy9wp 3 роки тому +12

      ​@@stefanpopescu5372 the theorizer did a theory on this. it's pretty good ua-cam.com/video/sRQk-ef1ULg/v-deo.html

    • @StacyLovesMusic
      @StacyLovesMusic 3 роки тому +2

      YES

  • @stellarisnerd8787
    @stellarisnerd8787 11 місяців тому +26

    Wait, goofy goobers is lacking one more element of cults: forcing you away from your friends and family. And while spongebob and Patrick are eating there, they still have contact with their friends and family.

    • @Sproutgoodnight1161
      @Sproutgoodnight1161 8 місяців тому +11

      They did it to equities it happens to employees who like Patrick and sponge bob used to be costumers

    • @stellarisnerd8787
      @stellarisnerd8787 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Sproutgoodnight1161so what you're saying is... that the higher in rank you become, the more they isolate you.

  • @ANormalHumanInABigEarth
    @ANormalHumanInABigEarth 3 роки тому +678

    Stephen Hillenburg: If we make the ice cream act like achohol, we can entertain an older audience!
    Alex "The Spongebob Guy" Bale: *THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE*

    • @jackdamascus4506
      @jackdamascus4506 3 роки тому +66

      “Yeah the adults are gonna laugh at this joke”
      Alex: THIS IS NOT A JOKE THEY ARE MONSTERS, FUCKING *MONSTERS*

    • @anotherfreakingaccount
      @anotherfreakingaccount 4 місяці тому +1

      To be fair, making ice cream a booze analog is a really ham fisted and unsophisticated way to make a joke appeal to adult audiences

  • @DeviantYoshie
    @DeviantYoshie 3 роки тому +375

    he has a cat named gary now. this signifies that he has lost his resolve and is now just the spongebob guy. maybe the cult theory is parallel to 'real life'. by naming a cat gary, he has submitted to the cult and pledged his soul to the theory maker.

    • @bowiethebuffoon4873
      @bowiethebuffoon4873 3 роки тому +9

      Well, you know how people are saying how Spongebob’s characters are related to the 7 deadly sins? He’s probably doing that. So yes, I agree with you.

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 3 роки тому +3

      @@bowiethebuffoon4873 and maybe each video can sort of be referencing Himself

    • @Timetraveler2411
      @Timetraveler2411 3 роки тому +15

      He ‘had’ a cat named Gary… what I find more interesting is the fact that the creature had tentacles like squidward, speaks with the same grammer as mr krabs and has a voice like a demented Patrick.

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 3 роки тому +7

      @@Timetraveler2411 not just that, They gave him a Bottle which seems to represent the Secret Formula but as Theories Instead

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 3 роки тому

      Nice more theories

  • @noelleonhart
    @noelleonhart 3 роки тому +554

    Y'know, if you take this theory and buy into it, it honestly really explains a lot about how Spongebob would be portrayed as a character moving forward in the show's runtime.
    Spongebob, after his rebirth, is shown to be very different in the seasons after the movie. He's always been fun-loving and had carefree idiocy, but those traits seem to be more exaggerated in later seasons. Could this be a result of the rebirth perhaps? No longer easily giving into his other emotions because he has seen the light and he knows that his true fate is sealed. This could also be applied to Patrick as well, now a shell of his former self. Once a a slow and dopey fellow with a heart of gold, and now a braindead idiot who can be very aggressive and impulsive. I think it's very well possible that their rebirths did a number on the both of them, far greater than we'd realized until now.

    • @ZackFireX
      @ZackFireX 3 роки тому +68

      That almost makes me forgive 5 seasons of bad writing. That’d be crazy if they were just dragging us along for the ride the whole time

    • @alexstate4598
      @alexstate4598 3 роки тому +3

      @@ZackFireX yup same

    • @chocolateblocks
      @chocolateblocks 3 роки тому +16

      @@ZackFireX they really need to implement this into the show and allow them to over come the cult and then they can go back to good writing
      too bad it's a children's show and can't have cult themes

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pj3AB4Y00xI/v-deo.html ..

    • @drawnborn5896
      @drawnborn5896 3 роки тому +10

      And to add more fuel to the fire,this technically also kinda tackles in real life too when it comes to most celebrities. Kid/Teen Celebrities to be exact.
      At first,the Kid/Teen Celebrity acts all wild,carefree,and having a good time just having fun. You know,how all of us used to act like that back then when we were kids.
      But as the Kid/Teen Celebrity grows older and into adulthood or young adulthood,they changed for the worse:
      ▫️Constantly being violent and impulsive towards others
      ▫️Them being so rude towards their fans
      ▫️ Constantly getting into lots of drugs and/or sex(And possibly crime) without any form of reason
      ▫️While at the same time,acting completely aimless and out of their minds,feeling like they were being trapped and their childhood/teenhood was their trauma
      ▫️And many people would hate that their perfect childhood icon would be acting like this. So they'd either ridicule them,shame them,or in the very worse case scenario,be in total denial that it's still the same person that they saw all those years ago and get defensive(A Brittany Spears Fanboy for instance).
      While some Kid/Teen Celebrities managed to suffered from this,but managed to recover afterwards (Which is extremely rare nowadays),but sadly not all of them managed to recover from that darkness.

  • @CapoKitten
    @CapoKitten Рік тому +23

    I know your seen as the spongebob guy, but your story telling and photography is absolutely amazing and brilliant, I always wait until the end just to make sure I didn't miss any of your amazing bonus clips, keep up the good work man!! ❤

  • @brianlee84yearsago68
    @brianlee84yearsago68 3 роки тому +1269

    *When Alex finishes all of SpongeBob’s theories*
    Alex: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember y’all in therapy!

    • @fishyshellfish6616
      @fishyshellfish6616 3 роки тому +6

      What u mean alex makes them becuase he dont

    • @wafflingmyboy1053
      @wafflingmyboy1053 3 роки тому +6

      I mean he can maybe try to find some theories about other shows

    • @OriRealCAOS
      @OriRealCAOS 3 роки тому +3

      Wait why? He has gone trough Pizza time Pizza and Promos. If that didn't cause him trauma why a... Walking?... Crawling?... Blob would do it?

    • @JohnnyRamOffical
      @JohnnyRamOffical 3 роки тому +6

      How was this comment posted 83 years ago?

    • @mr.ghetto
      @mr.ghetto 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnnyRamOffical this is just name tag 83 years it says 2 days

  • @AlmostCosmic288
    @AlmostCosmic288 3 роки тому +2791

    I’m curious about what Alex’s take on the Flying Dutchman would be.

    • @User84758
      @User84758 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah, I'm curious too

    • @mads5698
      @mads5698 3 роки тому +22

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @angelaumayam8746
      @angelaumayam8746 3 роки тому +21

      Maybe that's #7? I hope.

    • @Clancy-Gilroy
      @Clancy-Gilroy 3 роки тому +3

      I'm waiting for this.

    • @robertsmall5168
      @robertsmall5168 3 роки тому +55

      @@angelaumayam8746 7 is going to be about that creepy Rock Bottom place where everyone blows raspberries before talking, he leaked the title on his Twitter

  • @georgetrevor2621
    @georgetrevor2621 3 роки тому +488

    ALRIGHT, Alex, I gotta say this: Your penchant for suspense is way better than any cheap jumpscare I know of. I appreciate that!

    • @kruhoviaaa2685
      @kruhoviaaa2685 3 роки тому

      This theory tho ua-cam.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/v-deo.html

    • @dunavovi1693
      @dunavovi1693 3 роки тому

      My goofy goober theory, its better then alex ua-cam.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/v-deo.html

  • @blue_axolotl64
    @blue_axolotl64 Рік тому +20

    i honestly think that the horror segments of these videos are underrated, i used to skip them but i was totally missing out, i always thought the creator vs demmand (best way i can word it) trope of getting tired of what made you popular was realistic, considering how ive seen it with several creators in real life (bosh, litterally any tf2 content creator, ETC) this is a great spin on it, excelent cenematography

  • @Faye_K_Lias
    @Faye_K_Lias 3 роки тому +378

    It also feels worth mentioning that in the game, after Spongebob and Patrick are captured by the cyclops, they have a shared dream that takes place in some Goofy Goober theme park. Complete with the Goofy Goober himself leading them around. Clearly the cult has worked its way so deep into their minds for them to have such a dream.

    • @lovesourapple8858
      @lovesourapple8858 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe the trip they taken to get the crown for Neptune was all fake because maybe according to your theory they got inside theirs mind and tried to verify if they have been brainwashed correctly and by putting all of this hints during the trip they could 100% verify if they would understand that goofy goober wasn't an actual cult

    • @StevenJones851
      @StevenJones851 3 роки тому +1

      Interesting theories

    • @Skymin1
      @Skymin1 3 роки тому +2

      I really wish he wouldve covered the game more, wouldve made it more interesting

  • @KingChiggy
    @KingChiggy 3 роки тому +603

    Another point about the end of the movie is that Spongebob is using the “power of the goofy goober” to save everyone, even royalty. He has basically taken the position of a recruiter in the cult and is giving everyone else a reason to back it. That would be like someone relying on the power of Chuck E Cheese to pull out of a hostage situation.

    • @GamerTheShy
      @GamerTheShy 3 роки тому +9

      Or the power of the McNuggets to stop a war

    • @sortasour2964
      @sortasour2964 3 роки тому

      more like totalitarianism

    • @johnfran3218
      @johnfran3218 3 роки тому +1

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out."
      "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."
      The Book of Truth.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 3 роки тому

      Hell yeah

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 3 роки тому

      That's why I honestly don't buy this one. Plus it would also go against the Mrs.Puff video or the television video.

  • @aumberrandhawa6072
    @aumberrandhawa6072 7 місяців тому +5

    Im so invested in the monster plot im watching the theory for hints of alex bale lore than spongebob lore. The amount of horror and dread every time “the spongebob guy” is on the screen at the end is impeccable

  • @byama959
    @byama959 3 роки тому +112

    You forget something. At the last moment spongebob transformed into a wizard. The highest rank in cults. With his highest level wizard charisma he set people free.

  • @birdlegscass
    @birdlegscass 3 роки тому +2267

    kind of impressed actually. I went into this expecting a silly joke theory or something but now I'm willing to believe some of the writers just think cults are really funny and thought it was funny to hint at goofy goobers being one

    • @yetiefer6935
      @yetiefer6935 3 роки тому +40

      Not sure if funny is the word I'd use to describe cults but okay

    • @coolorphans
      @coolorphans 3 роки тому +11

      oh hi what music is playing at 19:46, curious

    • @yetiefer6935
      @yetiefer6935 3 роки тому +9

      @@coolorphans oh hi

    • @iamacrownamedcrow
      @iamacrownamedcrow 3 роки тому +3

      @@yetiefer6935 oh hi

    • @manoelahorn4298
      @manoelahorn4298 2 роки тому +20

      i think theyre kinda criticizing the wave of cults especially with the politic scenario of the world and whats a better way to do it without being accused of leftwing brainwashing than put it on kids shows

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 3 роки тому +183

    Imagine going to school for film, having aspirations of being the next great director, then you end up being the most legendary spongebob conspiracy theorist. You never know where your journey will take you.

    • @adityamishra7711
      @adityamishra7711 3 роки тому +8

      Yes, this thing, i believe it too.
      Alex's theories are the most believable, cohesive and well scripted theories in the entire youtube.
      Don't know if he is a legend yet, but he surely is THE BEST spongebob conspiracy theorist in the youtube, and for all the elements, not just the theory, like editing, meaningfully merging an another scary story of his own in a unique way, all his skills owe the success

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 3 роки тому +3

      A shame he absolutely hates being the SpongeBob conspiracy guy.

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 3 роки тому +3

      @@mattpace1026 I'm not so sure about that actually. As Inside A Mind's video showed, that might well be part of the ARG.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 3 роки тому

      @@CantusTropus Do you really think he'd go as far as making an ARG if he wasn't pissed about being known for his SpongeBob theories?

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf 3 роки тому

      @@mattpace1026 But that begs the question, why would he have started the whole SpongeBob conspiracy thing in the first place?

  • @Settidoesart
    @Settidoesart 6 місяців тому +9

    bro I used to think Happy Meat Farms was real... But now I'm a theorist. Thanks a lot, Bale. You turned me into a psycho-theorist like you.

    • @H3n7yx76
      @H3n7yx76 6 місяців тому

      uh… is that good or bad?

    • @Settidoesart
      @Settidoesart 4 місяці тому +1

      @@H3n7yx76 ….I don’t know
      On one hand, my brain is wrinklier, on the other hand, I stay up hours trying to uncover theories and LOOORE, it’s all I think about, at times I fucking hallucinated the faces from Broadcast 38?

  • @cevellian
    @cevellian 3 роки тому +195

    Love the fact he’s used his SpongeBob theory popularity and still making it a horror skit

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 роки тому +12

      not a skit but an arg, pretty sure somewhere he mentioned this one company sponsored this video. companies probably connected with the arg

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/lse2qQCGVRQ/v-deo.html

    • @justarandomgamer6309
      @justarandomgamer6309 3 роки тому +2

      @@lightlylemony it is

  • @frost4794
    @frost4794 3 роки тому +586

    If you tie in both the theory and the actual lore, there's something in common. The theme of the theory is that Goofy Goobers is pulling strings on people. The current scenario in the lore is that the beast is pulling strings on Alex Bale on making spongebob theories. My best guess to the tie is that this solo theory isn't only another one made by the beast, but is also a hidden message from Alex Bale himself. Pretty much Alex Bale telling us about how he's being played and toyed like a puppet, and at some points doing things that he doesn't want to do. It's a wildcard I'm throwing upon the table, but it's decently solid.

    • @Emmett_Br0wn
      @Emmett_Br0wn 3 роки тому +7

      Damn that makes sense

    • @GhostW1thTheMost
      @GhostW1thTheMost 3 роки тому +18

      maybe the entire theory series is actually about what's happening to him? there are FOUR theories about fake identities, (neptune stealing poseidon's throne, which is basically his identity, mrs.puff changing her identity, squilliam pretending to be loved and famous and hiring actors to pretend to be his friends, and mr.krabs pretending to be pearl's dad) and TWO about being manipulated and controlled (this one, and the television theory). maybe he's been replaced by a clone and forced to disconnect from his family due to this monster?

    • @greninjaninja2622
      @greninjaninja2622 3 роки тому +14

      This isn't just a wildcard in this whole deck. At the end of Theory 5, Alex doesn't get a scroll for Theory 6, he actually sits down and begins to write the Theory himself.

    • @usersareoverrated5652
      @usersareoverrated5652 3 роки тому +3

      This also ties with the evolution theory the monster ate the cat right? Just like the fish eat other fish!

    • @fangirltmurphy9998
      @fangirltmurphy9998 3 роки тому +1

      THERE’S AN ENTIRE *UNO DECK* OF GOOD POINTS IN THIS THREAD 🪡

  • @zxthread
    @zxthread 3 роки тому +360

    this could explain why after the spongebob movie, the show changed. everyone’s personality were completely changed and based off of one trait. him singing the goofy goober song could also be brainwashing and that’s why everything changed in that season

    • @dinamitemaster
      @dinamitemaster 3 роки тому +31

      Using an in-universe brainwashing plot to justify a decline in writing quality, now that's a big brain move

    • @JustDr3-TV
      @JustDr3-TV 3 роки тому +1

      @@dinamitemaster not sway at all

    • @zarthy4169
      @zarthy4169 3 роки тому +3

      But I’ve heard that the first movie takes place after the show.

    • @tomk5204
      @tomk5204 3 роки тому +2

      The show changed because after the movie Stephen Hillenburg stopped working on it

  • @mungbean3358
    @mungbean3358 Рік тому +6

    I'm having a day off work and randomly starting watching these. I love how you started to incorporate the side horror story into this series and I also love seeing the 'most replayed' part is at the end of the video :)

  • @evantaylor5879
    @evantaylor5879 3 роки тому +797

    One thing that wasn't mentioned at all though was the Weenie Hut franchise. It only appears in a couple episodes but it's worth looking into.

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 3 роки тому +68

      What about SUPER Weenie Hut jr?
      Or
      SUPER SUPER Weenie Hut jr

    • @evantaylor5879
      @evantaylor5879 3 роки тому +35

      @@danielsurvivor1372 it was a similar ice cream parlor but with no entertainment or stage. I think it's safe to assume that Weenie Hut Jr. is the safest place to get ice cream in Bikini Bottom

    • @AlexBaleFilms
      @AlexBaleFilms  3 роки тому +329

      Don’t worry I’ll be mentioning weenie hut jr in a future video, they’re not so innocent either…

    • @callofdutybattles6840
      @callofdutybattles6840 3 роки тому +24

      @@AlexBaleFilms you got to call the SCP Foundation on that thing in your house or something

    • @magrita6344
      @magrita6344 3 роки тому +13

      @@AlexBaleFilms yeah call the government about the the creature in your house or SCP foundation

  • @CalibanL
    @CalibanL 3 роки тому +2814

    I wonder if Matpat is amused or horrified at how accurate this parody of his writing is. Like, it's absurd how good this is. Also, loved the animation of the muse in this episode

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 3 роки тому +134

      I'm waiting for Matpat to do a film theory on this.

    • @Hrakcata
      @Hrakcata 3 роки тому +220

      @@brutusthebear9050 A theorist making theories about a theory and theorist? What is this sorcery?!

    • @Aurraislame
      @Aurraislame 3 роки тому +21

      @@brutusthebear9050 he wouldn’t there’s to many holes revolving this theory half of the theory is based of a non canon spin off show which he calls it a prequel

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 3 роки тому +70

      @@Aurraislame Not the SpongeBob theory. The ARG

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 3 роки тому +23

      @@Aurraislame Yeah, but that is one piece of evidence, other than the Squidina evidence, I believe every other piece of evidence could still hold true. I also believe the Squidina we see in the Goofy Goober episode is the ACTUAL Squidina, and the little girl is the one that he imagines based off her.
      I am oddly convinced about this theory.

  • @Mythical01
    @Mythical01 3 роки тому +320

    I love how at the end of the theory Alex just accepts his fate as a spongebob theorist, just like all the cult members accept the cult beliefs in the end

    • @SpaceMan_2023
      @SpaceMan_2023 3 роки тому +6

      Damn

    • @killrunikorn9462
      @killrunikorn9462 3 роки тому +6

      hmm maybe you're onto something here

    • @jishaboy
      @jishaboy 3 роки тому +2

      Holy shit

    • @Skipadyboi
      @Skipadyboi 3 роки тому +1

      It's all apart of the rpg

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 3 роки тому +7

      Also, he sponsors *HAPPY* Meat Farms, which appears to be more scandalous than the name suggests. Just like Goofy Goober is a bright colored facade for a cult...
      I don’t know. I think I’m too dense for this, but there’s definitely more to this.

  • @miker7920
    @miker7920 Рік тому +3

    Bro, you totally ruined all my childhood SpongeBob memories.
    And for some reason I like it

  • @unibunnii5520
    @unibunnii5520 2 роки тому +2099

    Just like SpongeBob embraced being a goofy goober, Alex embraced being the SpongeBob guy

    • @Vanessa-bb2qo
      @Vanessa-bb2qo 2 роки тому +46

      Does that make us his Clan Members?

    • @mauriciorosales3972
      @mauriciorosales3972 2 роки тому +35

      @@Vanessa-bb2qo when do we get ice cream? what gives?

    • @gillestrep3682
      @gillestrep3682 2 роки тому +9

      @@mauriciorosales3972 or the drugs wtf xD

    • @horsepowermultimedia
      @horsepowermultimedia 2 роки тому +4

      Probably because his Spongebob content is so popular.

    • @Asian.Thomas
      @Asian.Thomas 2 роки тому +1

      One of cults main thing is that they strip you from your identity

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 3 роки тому +1504

    I would also point out how perhaps Spongebob Fully Embracing the Goofy Goober is what caused his character to become even more childish in the following seasons after the movie. The Cult literally broke him.

    • @zisist5493
      @zisist5493 3 роки тому +66

      Or maybe cause just Hillenburg wasn't the showrunner anymore. Pff

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 3 роки тому +50

      @@zisist5493 Nope. Nuts did it.

    • @theultimatememelord5494
      @theultimatememelord5494 3 роки тому +119

      Out of universe: Hillenburg
      In universe: Goofy Goober.
      Also, I have the same idea about Goofy goober and mid season SpongeBob.

    • @Sir_Crow
      @Sir_Crow 3 роки тому +69

      Hillenburg has said that the first Spongebob Movie is canonically the last thing to happen in the show

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 3 роки тому +31

      @@Sir_Crow The Nuts Brainwashed him. This goes far deeper than you will ever understand.

  • @SonicTheCutehog
    @SonicTheCutehog 3 роки тому +247

    Squidina actually first appeared in the episode "Goons on the Moon", where she is a teenager like Pearl. She was designed off of this appearance in "The Goofy Newbie" rather than her appearance in The Patrick Star Show.

    • @carlojustinecogonon6582
      @carlojustinecogonon6582 3 роки тому +7

      She is Teenager on Goons on the Moon
      and a Adult on The Goofy Newbie
      and a little kid on Patrick Show

  • @LuvFoxyFox
    @LuvFoxyFox 2 місяці тому +4

    HES THE NEXT MATPAT btw this is my favorite theory he made and I watch it so many times

  • @jackolantern6785
    @jackolantern6785 3 роки тому +224

    This series went from 0-100 real fucking quick.

    • @user-ow2cs7fb5l
      @user-ow2cs7fb5l 3 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @anything9254
      @anything9254 3 роки тому +1

      Tis equivocally what I was thinking.

    • @lovesourapple8858
      @lovesourapple8858 3 роки тому +3

      At this point we aren't even caring about the theories but about the arg I swear that as soon SpongeBob theories come out i instantly watch them

    • @austria-hungary3660
      @austria-hungary3660 3 роки тому

      You mean 50-100 really fucking quick?

    • @00-Myself-00
      @00-Myself-00 4 місяці тому

      It was always 100

  • @eggycarton
    @eggycarton 3 роки тому +370

    “This seemingly innocent ice cream parlor is a front for something sinister”
    These seemingly innocent sponge bob theories are a front for something sinister

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 роки тому +3

      "innocent"

    • @Timetraveler2411
      @Timetraveler2411 3 роки тому +6

      Something interesting that just has become apparent with the small bit of the creature we see is the fact that the creature has tentacles like squidward, speaks with the same grammer as mr krabs and has a voice like a demented Patrick.

    • @eggycarton
      @eggycarton 3 роки тому

      @@lightlylemony fair xD

    • @eggycarton
      @eggycarton 3 роки тому +1

      @@Timetraveler2411 soon its gonna say its from texas, married to a robot, and is voiced by tom kenny... either than or it will come out as being Stephen Hillenburg's ghost haunting an octopus.

  • @superfnaf2948
    @superfnaf2948 2 роки тому +1084

    The fact that he was able to start the Happy Meat farms arg WHILE also doing this is amazing.

    • @ashtonquarks6224
      @ashtonquarks6224 2 роки тому +52

      I was looking for a happy meat farms comment. thank you :]

    • @silverbee3102
      @silverbee3102 2 роки тому +6

      @@ashtonquarks6224 same

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 2 роки тому +7

      @@ashtonquarks6224 yep

    • @sashaocallaghan3153
      @sashaocallaghan3153 2 роки тому +7

      Wait he started Happy Meat farms? Did I read that right?

    • @glasspaneled
      @glasspaneled 2 роки тому +10

      @@sashaocallaghan3153 no he did not but he is a part of it (lots of lore in happy meat farms that i wont explain but there are videos explaining it)

  • @davidbingham7616
    @davidbingham7616 Рік тому +5

    FINNALY I know where that SpongeBob and Patrick melting under stress scene came from

  • @captaintorchman1046
    @captaintorchman1046 3 роки тому +143

    Alex: An animal lover
    Also Alex: fed cat to a mysterious monster for Spongebob theory

    • @wyethfitzwilliambonacruz9112
      @wyethfitzwilliambonacruz9112 3 роки тому +9

      He didnt feed it to the mysterious thing he said he change hes mind and wont do it bruh the Thing didnt care and eat it anyway

    • @atuliyengar9638
      @atuliyengar9638 3 роки тому +4

      the monster is a mutated cow from happy meat farms or whatever

    • @thenateshow4371
      @thenateshow4371 3 роки тому +2

      muse is the monsters name.

  • @kingofgoons
    @kingofgoons 3 роки тому +267

    I love his theories so much! Unlike most people who create theories, there's in no way, shape, or from a "weird plot about a man being controlled by a meat demigod" just good 'ol fashion plausible information.

    • @corners1733
      @corners1733 3 роки тому +1

      Its more unique

    • @Honed-
      @Honed- 3 роки тому

      i love his pizza's.. and so should you!

    • @angyvirtu3593
      @angyvirtu3593 3 роки тому

      TBH, I'd love to see him do theories on cartoons other than SpongeBob.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 3 роки тому +575

    Something about this guy's content is legitimately inspiring. This has to be one of the most intriguing, creative and unique ARG's on this platform. He's really playing to the strengths of the UA-cam format to craft a great story in a way I haven't seen done so well before
    The fact that the theories are part genuis and part shitpost makes it better, because so much work was clearly put into crafting them when they truly didn't need to be that legit to stand on their own

    • @yaowyaow5667
      @yaowyaow5667 3 роки тому +8

      Holy shit I didn’t even realise it was an ARG until matpat’s video and your comment lol

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 3 роки тому +3

      @@yaowyaow5667 watch inside a mind’s vid
      it’s probably better then mattpat imma be honest

    • @No-ti5gx
      @No-ti5gx 3 роки тому

      An impressive theory you should see is the SnowPiercer = Willy Wonka sequel

    • @DacStudiosEntertainment
      @DacStudiosEntertainment 3 роки тому

      My biggest question is… does this ARG have an offical name? Like “The Spongebob Guy?” Or?

    • @KevinGsWK
      @KevinGsWK 3 роки тому

      vhat

  • @downysgarbagebin5105
    @downysgarbagebin5105 Рік тому +5

    also you can say that spongebob becoming the goofy goober wizard could relate to cults as well. ascension being key things in some cults (ascensionism, heaven's gate, etc). most importantly in some of them, have certain events to display their powers and gift. Like idk a whole ritual or even song they sing to set one's soul free and have them ascend too. doesn't that sound familiar?
    we see that happen in the movie, and after the fight it was revealed to be fake. so could the last fight be just a whole stunt to get people invested in the cult, though they were lucky it actually worked? could it be that spongebob rose the ranks in the cult, and having ties with them and have access to this sort of "power"?

    • @downysgarbagebin5105
      @downysgarbagebin5105 Рік тому

      even the lyrics to goofy goober rock are cultish.
      starts with the original song/mantra.
      "Put your toys away. Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play" - talking about not listening to authorities.
      "...When you say I'm a kid. I say, say it again. And then I say thanks" - embracing being a goofy goober.
      "...you'd like to be like me. Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free." - you will ascend, if you join us.
      then ends with the original song/mantra.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 3 роки тому +587

    Theory: Alex actually just wanted to show off his cat

    • @kianabbsi
      @kianabbsi 3 роки тому +3

      Yes🤣😀

    • @127mfan
      @127mfan 3 роки тому +1

      What cat...

    • @sumabegum5157
      @sumabegum5157 3 роки тому +3

      His cat is the bestest cat ever, who disagrees?

    • @mariostunnelofdoom8074
      @mariostunnelofdoom8074 3 роки тому +7

      It was, until... well...

    • @graygarrison2692
      @graygarrison2692 3 роки тому +5

      @@kianabbsi I have A Cat Her Name is Cupcake She is also an Orange Tabby She is 12 Years old and will 13 on November 7th as A Kitten She loved to tear up Paper Towels and Toilet Paper

  • @josephthememe2555
    @josephthememe2555 3 роки тому +432

    I think this is the reason why Spongebob and Patrick act like children even though they are canonically adults in the franchise.

    • @jiixn3058
      @jiixn3058 3 роки тому +2

      Hey yo by the way I just want to tell you that this is a ARG he probably actually doesn't believe this Theory

    • @nbshftr
      @nbshftr 3 роки тому +7

      @@jiixn3058 it's too good to not to headcannon

    • @kruhoviaaa2685
      @kruhoviaaa2685 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/v-deo.html

    • @dunavovi1693
      @dunavovi1693 3 роки тому

      My goofy goober theory, its better then alex ua-cam.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/v-deo.html

    • @orrange8345
      @orrange8345 3 роки тому +1

      @@jiixn3058 what does arg mean?

  • @BonkProd
    @BonkProd 3 роки тому +1695

    Everyone: “oh yes! Another theory!”
    Me: “yes! Another installment of the Alex Bale Monster Allegory saga!”

  • @ladyyyhokage
    @ladyyyhokage 9 місяців тому +4

    does anyone else notice that in the Atlantean episode they have a machine that turns random everyday objects (like a comb) into ice cream? and when asked what else it can turn things into, the king says that “it actually only makes ice cream, we haven’t found a way to work out the bugs on that yet,” or something to that affect and i just find that really interesting on top of everything else discussed in this video.
    and the aliens that appear in front of Patchy that shrank Encino and put it back to its original size? and the part where he’s singing the back in Encino song during his hallucination, what’s also interesting to me is the thing that breaks him out of it & back to reality is when his ice cream cone falling into the grass.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh my goodness, so Patchy was being brainwashed into becoming a Goofy Goober but he was set free?

    • @ladyyyhokage
      @ladyyyhokage 7 місяців тому +1

      @@dafilmqueen556 possibly could be interpreted that way!

  • @stefan-x9g
    @stefan-x9g 3 роки тому +682

    This channel is possibly one of the best youtube arcs, an arc in an arc

  • @Cozm1k
    @Cozm1k 3 роки тому +1802

    This is one of the best stories he’s made yet. I didn’t even realize he made stories and ARGs when I first found his content. Seeing what he’s doing with the story, watching him debate whether he should sacrifice a cat to his muse or not... truly dark and interesting. I really love it so far!

  • @krysidian
    @krysidian 3 роки тому +831

    The fact that Alex uses the popularity of these videos compared to his other content as a plot device that he preplanned is absolutely genius. I just never know what I'll get from or where I will find Alex Bale.

    • @Idras74
      @Idras74 3 роки тому +15

      He even made two "normal" videos to gauge if they would be disproportionately popular enough to actually go forward with the storyline.

    • @coolorphans
      @coolorphans 3 роки тому +2

      oh yo do you know what music he used at 19:46

    • @醜い-p3q
      @醜い-p3q 3 роки тому +1

      @@coolorphans idk

    • @RoboticIzaac
      @RoboticIzaac 2 роки тому +1

      @@augustineforlife bro he definitely wants them to be popular. He’s not making content for no reason. He wants people to watch his work.

  • @FNaF_Fun_Boi
    @FNaF_Fun_Boi 10 місяців тому +18

    Imagine when SpongeBob becomes part of the public domain someone makes a goofy goober horror movie about a guy in the peanut costume murdering people or kidnapping them for his cult the trailer could be the theme song “I’m a goofy goober (AHHHHH) your a goofy goober (AHHHH) we’re all goofy goobers”

  • @amesstarline5482
    @amesstarline5482 3 роки тому +424

    Something interesting about the "Shell City Revival Scene" is that we see a lot of Starfish. Some bluish, some pinkish. It just so happens that in the Patrick Star Show, Pat's dad is bluish and his mom is pinkish. Who isn't to say Patrick's extended family also fell victim to the Goofy Goobers, hence we rarely see any Starfish in the main show?

  • @Reblobler
    @Reblobler 3 роки тому +171

    Dang hearing them sing the goody goober as they slowly die makes it so disturbing now

    • @eethemaseun
      @eethemaseun 3 роки тому +11

      Ikr! I got chills

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 роки тому +10

      Bruh pause the video at 21:09 Patrick and Spongebob look creepy smiling super wide like that as they’re singing the goofy goober song and slowly dying.

    • @braderaku
      @braderaku 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah dude

    • @dunavovi1693
      @dunavovi1693 3 роки тому

      My goofy goober theory, its better then alex ua-cam.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/v-deo.html

    • @EliRetroVHS642
      @EliRetroVHS642 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if a lamp is the only way they can die 🤔 I mean they can live is sunlight just fine but the lamp seems to be the only way.

  • @excitedbox5705
    @excitedbox5705 3 роки тому +1400

    My friends and I ate a bunch of mushrooms and watched this movie in theater. Wildest experience EVER. We were literally crying at times.

  • @thomaspoeschel4460
    @thomaspoeschel4460 9 місяців тому +2

    I think it is so cool that alex made a reference to the next theories in the part where he mentioned the random word generator. 😂❤

  • @personontheinternet9383
    @personontheinternet9383 3 роки тому +145

    When I saw that he was “sponsored” by happy meat farms I instantly broke a smile I love the lore in these videos

  • @straybullets777
    @straybullets777 3 роки тому +598

    These feel like waiting For Christmas Eve at this point

  • @SystemDemon
    @SystemDemon 3 роки тому +329

    Its very smart what he does. Alex likes making horror shorts. So since he broke out with spongebob he embraced it and still mixed some horror short into the sponge of theories.
    What a genius

  • @ThatOneGuyWatchinYT
    @ThatOneGuyWatchinYT 2 місяці тому +3

    22:20 THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT HE HAS GONE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN AND BECOMES A GOOFY GOOBER 🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @comedadorgamingvlogs4419
    @comedadorgamingvlogs4419 3 роки тому +502

    Man if this guy was a defense attorney he would be rated 5 stars he makes a lot of good points even though their just theories and he is like a dectective it great keep it up!!

    • @ElChipsFiestaBuffet
      @ElChipsFiestaBuffet 3 роки тому +2

      @@dunavovi1693 #### off

    • @kiwenmanisuno
      @kiwenmanisuno 3 роки тому +2

      @@dunavovi1693 Alex isn’t actually unironic on these theories, he’s making an arg that uses “spongebob theory videos” to pretend it’s normal videos

    • @obiwannadoobie3238
      @obiwannadoobie3238 3 роки тому +5

      Bro he got most of his information from simply just looking up cult indoctrination process. It's very well studied. There has always been an alien side to spongebob including with the dolphins with robes..

    • @emptyvending8964
      @emptyvending8964 3 роки тому +2

      Evil Capcom be like: Alex Bale:Ace Attorney

    • @theredandbluegamer4776
      @theredandbluegamer4776 3 роки тому

      Phoenix wright ain't got nothing on this man

  • @angelnava6964
    @angelnava6964 3 роки тому +275

    I absolutely love the overarching "Alex Bale Forced Theories" arc. I hope we figure it out soon.

    • @redymedy
      @redymedy 3 роки тому +4

      most of it has been figured out already, join discord.

    • @Ayazmen123
      @Ayazmen123 3 роки тому

      @@redymedy link?

    • @eazyplayz3510
      @eazyplayz3510 3 роки тому +1

      Because the monster is the people forcing him to keep doing what he doesn’t want to they’re FORCING him to keep making theories he’s not the Spongebob guy

    • @nonsensicalhumanoid
      @nonsensicalhumanoid 3 роки тому +1

      @@eazyplayz3510 nah the whole happy meat farms thing shows us that it's not just a concept in the form of a creature, but an actual mutated abomination.

    • @eazyplayz3510
      @eazyplayz3510 3 роки тому

      @@nonsensicalhumanoid I still stand my ground about him being somewhat forced to make theories

  • @WhatWhatOne
    @WhatWhatOne 3 роки тому +396

    Everyone: ANOTHER THEORY
    Me: oh shit another part of the spongebob theory cinematic universe

  • @danesellars3778
    @danesellars3778 11 місяців тому +14

    2:05 skipped the add to see this, love how a theory is sponsored by a horror ARG that is one of my fav

  • @theokushmerek1616
    @theokushmerek1616 3 роки тому +312

    This guy's horror cinematography just keeps improving!

    • @dontmindme4398
      @dontmindme4398 3 роки тому +6

      I’m not sure if it’s just me and im paranoid but these clips seem to have nothing to do with the clips their in between. Does he have his own ARG?

    • @sparksaturn1731
      @sparksaturn1731 3 роки тому +3

      @@dontmindme4398 yeah i feel its a commentary on youtubers wanting to branch out and stop just doing the same thing but can't because they finally have a success. the monster is ment to symbolize the fans who only ever watch the one thing a creator makes. like tekking101 is the One Piece Guy or Grain is the Minecraft Builds Guy. I'm loving this story so much i'm so glad people are finally seeing Alex's passion for film making

    • @kyoshisgf7562
      @kyoshisgf7562 3 роки тому +4

      @@dontmindme4398 I don't know but he should though

    • @leux8744
      @leux8744 3 роки тому +3

      @@dontmindme4398 no it's def not just you, i was thinking about that the entire time

    • @Wetbread127
      @Wetbread127 3 роки тому

      @@dontmindme4398 yes he does. Check inside a minds video about it.

  • @SuperNoah9999
    @SuperNoah9999 2 роки тому +1235

    Fun fact: there's an actual cult that runs a chain of restaurants called the Yellow Deli, which matches up pretty well to this theory. The cult itself is called the Twelve Tribes in case you're wondering.

    • @garethsulger1307
      @garethsulger1307 2 роки тому +48

      There not really a death cult though from what I understand they are a cult but there not the dangerous kind ive actually been to one of there restaurants before

    • @TheNightVixen
      @TheNightVixen 2 роки тому +17

      @@garethsulger1307 Thank you, if you're ever in Oak Hill I'll make you a Catskill with coleslaw, pickles and a free bag of chips.

    • @garethsulger1307
      @garethsulger1307 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheNightVixen thx man sounds delicious

    • @dylam541
      @dylam541 2 роки тому +20

      Oh... there's one in my town Chilliwack. That's pretty creepy but i heard the food is pretty good

    • @TheNightVixen
      @TheNightVixen 2 роки тому +4

      @@dylam541 Come have our Chipotle Chicken, it's our best seller!

  • @DR23456
    @DR23456 3 роки тому +110

    I love how you don't even have to know about the ARG to enjoy the videos, because they're genuinely good theories

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 роки тому +3

      Knowing that this is all part of an arg and the horror makes the theories a little less enjoyable to me. I enjoyed them more before that.

    • @noobplicity9861
      @noobplicity9861 3 роки тому

      can you explain the arg thing to me? Like, which channels have covered the lore so far and etc

    • @FormulaMac
      @FormulaMac 3 роки тому

      what does ARG mean?

    • @darkblade9924
      @darkblade9924 3 роки тому +2

      @@noobplicity9861 Inside a Mind

    • @adrianpaul1985
      @adrianpaul1985 3 роки тому +1

      @@FormulaMac alternate reality game. It means it's part of a made up rabbit hole that you can theorize about and analyse.

  • @jordandudley9120
    @jordandudley9120 3 місяці тому

    I just want to say man, what you’ve done implementing your skits is genius considering how you’ve wanted to find ways for people to pay attention to your horror skits. You’re a great content creator

  • @zebrisky
    @zebrisky 2 роки тому +334

    This guy is a genius, rather than doing a full tilt from his passion to what sells like most people would, he combines both to get the best of both worlds. Genuinely impressed with the quality of both the theories and the underlying story of the series.

  • @daichisawamura20yearsago64
    @daichisawamura20yearsago64 3 роки тому +281

    Spongebob calling himself a _"Knucklehead mcspazatron"_ is the kinda energy I strive for

  • @jarcophagus
    @jarcophagus 3 роки тому +233

    LETS GO ANOTHER ALEX BALE VIDEO!
    It’s crazy how much effort he puts into his videos. I couldn’t watch the entire spongebob series in a month.

    • @SomeoneIDKK
      @SomeoneIDKK 3 роки тому +7

      Who is Alex Bale? He is called SpongeBob Guy

    • @QuiltVaquita
      @QuiltVaquita 3 роки тому +2

      * SpongeBob guy*

  • @skrzatus3020
    @skrzatus3020 7 днів тому +2

    I love how the “sponsor” is a dark ARG

  • @henryshi957
    @henryshi957 3 роки тому +416

    I learned more about Alex's Spongebob Conspiracy lore from Inside a Mind, and when he mentioned he was sponsored by "Happy Meat Farms," I was like... Hold Up! But for real, Alex is a very creative filmmaker. While I don't like scary films, it was able to intrigue me a lot. Also, the cat :(

  • @paulbeck2186
    @paulbeck2186 3 роки тому +188

    Honestly, Im not sure whats better. These theories or the sub plot with the darkness you got going on. 10/10 Cant wait for #7

    • @harryweasely7721
      @harryweasely7721 3 роки тому +6

      Not just a sub plot my boy, but a whole ARG! I’ve been following it since day one

    • @zarthy4169
      @zarthy4169 3 роки тому

      If you don’t know, watch the Inside A Mind video on it.

    • @The_Official_Goblin
      @The_Official_Goblin 3 роки тому +2

      The second I heard the creture say "me boy" my only thought was
      Was is mister crabs in his house (also THE GOD DAMN TETICLES ARE CREEPY)

  • @THEMISSINGCITIZEN
    @THEMISSINGCITIZEN 3 роки тому +377

    You’re such a genius Alex, your horror shorts in between throughout the video.. the theory and it’s editing… your proof and evidence.. please open a PO Box, I would totally send fanart. I love everything you do, you’re one of my favorite videos on the entire platform.

  • @daviddavila128
    @daviddavila128 4 місяці тому +1

    When Spongebob sings the Goofy Goober Song at the end, he is basically overriding one mind control over the other. "Freeing" everyone of the tool assisted, physical and most recent brainwash with the mind control they all have had since they were kids, on a subconcious level and substance-assisted.

  • @peridotentertainment8287
    @peridotentertainment8287 3 роки тому +535

    Okay, if there are going to be seven theories then it must mean something. I believe the seven theories represents the seven deadly sins. The first was envy because it was about the rivalry with Squidward and Squilliam. The second was about pride because the people were using Bikini Bottom as a TV show. The third is wrath because the warden wanted revenge on Mrs. Puff and tortures her. The fourth could possibly be either greed because of the krabby patty. The fifth could be lust because lust can also mean a feeling a strong desire for something and Poseidon seems to want to look good. And the sixth could be gluttony, because the Goofy Goobers company is using ice cream to manipulate the people of Bikini Bottom to make them join the cult.
    I only sin that is left and could probably relate to the seventh, and possibly the final theory, is sloth. It either has to do with laziness or something that has to do with slow.
    ...Or I could just be losing my mind because of these conspiracy theories.

    • @walzbit
      @walzbit 3 роки тому +23

      I agree with this 👍

    • @ouen1534
      @ouen1534 3 роки тому +37

      I wonder who is lazy in spongebob
      *P a t*
      *o f*
      *t h e*
      *r i c k*

    • @nikeneon3188
      @nikeneon3188 3 роки тому +23

      SLOW LIKE SNAIL?

    • @uraynuke
      @uraynuke 3 роки тому +25

      OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA BE A ABOUT *GARY*
      I'M CALLING IT NOW

    • @math001
      @math001 3 роки тому +11

      I read it somewhere years ago but weren't Spongebob characters' based off those 7 as well?

  • @artinquiry1499
    @artinquiry1499 3 роки тому +189

    hey alex just a reminder you don’t need to be the spongebob guy, remember to make the content you like to make too :)

    • @doom4157
      @doom4157 3 роки тому +2

      He said he loves making the sponge bob shit anyway

    • @vsakura6316
      @vsakura6316 3 роки тому +5

      If you watch inside a mind video about alex he already is brewing up a story and that sponsorship was my breaking point ahhhkkk

    • @melissahenderlight2588
      @melissahenderlight2588 3 роки тому +3

      If he tries to do something else than h e will get angry and shame him online. We've seen it before.

    • @18mixup62
      @18mixup62 3 роки тому +1

      stfu let’s force him to make spongebob nothing else

    • @micahmaggio6431
      @micahmaggio6431 3 роки тому +1

      He's making the content that makes him money and he likes money

  • @emperorpalpatine2721
    @emperorpalpatine2721 2 роки тому +362

    Man, SpongeBob is the perfect example of how to put obscure horror in a show for kids, seeing this theory, the robot invasion theory, that one theory about Pearl’s mother/the evolution Bikini Bottom’s inhabitants/the secret formula and the theory about Mrs.Puff. Nice video by the way.

  • @pixl2286
    @pixl2286 Рік тому +2

    I have been thoroughly enjoying the Spongebob conspiracy videos, but this one in particular is extremely interesting. In some way, with enough time, I think I could come to the conclusions from all the other ones so far, but I NEVER would have thought of this one. Better yet, despite my inability to have realized this one myself, it's undeniable. Bravo!

  • @OriRealCAOS
    @OriRealCAOS 3 роки тому +458

    As much as I also love this videos:
    -I'm worried about character Alex, he is giving up on his real dream. I want to help him even if I also get eaten
    -I'm amazed real Alex made me feel this way. This only means he's done a wonderful job.