Trump Lashes Out at Late Night Hosts, Chaos on the House Floor & Manning Brothers Sack the Monologue
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- Опубліковано 8 січ 2023
- College football fans were disappointed to learn that they would not be able to tailgate at the championship game between Georgia & TCU, Lions running back Jamaal Williams had an emotional and hilarious post-game interview after beating the Packers, after fifteen rounds of voting Kevin McCarthy finally got his wish to be Speaker of the House, Andrea Mitchell of MSNBC wins the award for Excellence in Reporting, Donald Trump lashes out at late night hosts for being “untalented fools,” President Biden makes his first trip to the border as President, and our monologue tonight gets watched, analyzed & dissected by Peyton & Eli Manning.
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15 flushes, 15 rounds of voting, McCarthy is a floater
That's the water pressure, can take 10 to 15 flushes to get rid of a document I hear.
😂😂😂
😂😂🙌🏼🙏🏼
MAGA Republicans working on a cesspool that they all can float around in.
After the 1st 3 fails a sane person would've given up as they'd realize no one wants them representing them but sanity clearly left mccarthy a long time ago.
The guy who went after Matt Gaetz knew Gaetz wasn't going to touch him, he isn't underage.
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gotta be honest: the next two years are starting to scare the hell out of me! The gods only know exactly what Kissass Kevin conceded to nuts like MTG. I'm terrified!
Don't blame you.
2 years of nothing.
3 words.... Biden veto power
It just means that nothing will get done unless moderates works with Dems.
@@ronnieking3848 For the last few sessions of Congress, that literally only happens when a R is about to retire (and has a conscience). They would need 5 crossovers (assuming everyone shows up).
Hell yeah! "YEAH we do get paid a lotta money, you know what we do with all that money? We pay taxes on it!!!"
HELL YEAH JIMMY!!!!
Most of us also give to charities. Jimmy gives a lot.
The fact that Trump was once the President of the United States baffles me. He was, and still is, the laughing stock of the world.
@UCyrHtsL6BEBl3KK7oq-N_oQ
Foh with that BS
im canadian.. during the trump years it was like living upstairs from a meth lab.
Absolutely. Not to mention other places in the world are now trying to fkn mimic the BS he started. Look at Brazil and all that Bolsonoro crap. lol
It's sad.
Years ago, when I first became aware of Donald Trump, I had a characterization for him, and the passing years have only confirmed it:
He's the dumbest guy in the room who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.
yup
8:22 "yeah, we do make a lot of money, and you what we do with that money? We pay taxes on it!" Go Jimmy !!!
McCarthy approved the one-legislator Motion to Vacate rule, which before his term took five legislators to vote for removing the Speaker of the House. This means that anytime he said something Lauren Boebert doesn't like, she can unhinge her jaws and end this man's whole career. Welcome to the New Circus, boys!
Seems the Dems could also use that rule, right?
@@beenaplumber8379 okay, I want you to understand something: voting takes time. That's time better spent on more pressing issues than sating Boebert's ego. What McCarthy did is basically help create a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills situation: pointless endless drama for the sake of appearing to do something instead of actually doing something, which I suppose is on brand with the current Republican party.
@@gamepapa1211 Maybe my point wasn't very clear. I meant that the same rule that gives power to Boebert, Goetz, and the other ghouls on the extremist right also seems to give that same power to the Dems. The Dems have more power now.
@@beenaplumber8379 on paper yes, that sounds great. In practice, it only serves for needless chaos. Imagine if one department needs, say, an emergency healthcare bill to be passed right away, but the House is too mired in a vote to remove the Speaker because McCarthy said something that Gaetz thinks is "too liberal". That's time better spent on something else.
Because one person is too mired in bias to make a proper judgement call. That's why the previous rule said there should be more than one person who agreed that this was the right move.
@@gamepapa1211 Do you know if there's a mechanism for the House to prioritize more urgent matters, other than the Speaker's own decision? It seems that if there is open floor debate in progress, on any motion, including removal of the Speaker, a motion could be made to suspend (or table) that debate in order to address the more urgent matter. I don't know. But I suppose if McCarthy were removed, that would lock the House again until a new Speaker could be elected. I'm beginning to see your point.
I'd still like to know if debate to remove the Speaker could be tabled if a more urgent matter comes up, one with bipartisan agreement as to its urgency.
"We pay taxes on it" Slam dunk!
DT still keeping up on important matters in the world. Such as what late night talk show hosts are doing..
Just like Kimmel constantly keeps up with what DJT is doing though, right?!! 😭
Butt hurt! Come on get over it 😉
@@purezamagno3135 Jimmy is the one who needs to get over it, sweetheart. He can't have a monologue without talking about the man; his obsession is nauseating.
@@loveforeignaccents I mean, that's part of the gig being a late night host - talking about topical things whether it be politics or entertainment. That's literally their one and only job. When Trump is quiet, no late night shows talk about him. What makes no sense is why a politician would put so much focus on talk show hosts when they should be worrying about policies and platforms that represent the people because that's their one and only job. When Trump bad mouths talk-show hosts that's literally the best thing that can happen for their writing teams because it gives them fresh material.
@@halfbeats I think talk show hosts should be entertaining, and I think Kimmel can be entertaining while not talking about DJT night after night after night. I don't think because DJT said something about talk show hosts that he is "putting so much focus" on them; it's not like he's doing it every single day. Kimmel and team don't let anything that DJT says or does slip by them. I only really watch Fallon, and he doesn't feel the need to talk about the man every single night; as a matter of fact, hardly ever. Jimmy has an obsession and obviously does it for ratings as well.
Andrea was having a natural reaction, reflecting the feeling we true patriotic Americans have regarding Trump and his GQP cult members.
I was also thinking that 😂
@@billstemil7362 Pertaining to those who share the extreme, absurd QAnon beliefs.
Great Identifying of a Truth
@@billstemil7362 You're welcome. Personally I don't care what anyone chooses to believe, but never in my lifetime have I seen such behavior as on 1/6/21, And to think, all of those GOP members going along with not wanting to certify the president whom "we the people" elected. All this based on LIES!! I'm sure many times, you, me, others have not gotten the candidate we wanted, but we didn't decide to storm/destroy the Capitol. Someone has to win and someone has to lose. We're getting farther and farther from basic democracy.
Exactly. I always throw up just a little in my mouth every time I think about it too.
Trump will be President in 2024...of Cell Block C - Laundry Division at Riker's. Rudy Guiliani for VP of Folding and Sorting.
Wash them diaper good Trump lol
We can only hope! Not sure it’s going to happen, remember how hopeful we were with the Mueller
Report and look what happened…..SFA!!! 😢
A pleasant and warming thought for a cold day, yes. But he wouldn't go to a regular prison.
Don't drop the soap, trump!
Laundry is an honest living and Trump is an honest man too
Imagine being mcarthy lol. After 15 votes, giving up 100% of the speakership power only to have the end result being you're the weakest speaker in U.S history and a complete LITERAL puppet to 5 extreme individuals. Imagine that, and THEN being "proud" of the result in a hilarious lack of ANY self awareness 🤣
He's got the title and that's all he cares about.
He just wanted that portrait in the hall.
He will be the shortest served speaker of the house
Sad he wanted it so bad
@Hopper33 ...but he IS literally a puppet!!! Well, marionette. Cantcha see the strings propping him up? 🤣
Not to brag but to brag that was me in the beginning yelling “Love you Jimmy”!! He said Thank you!😁😁
Yeah, what an outstanding life's work.
Being heard on tv.
Your parents must be so proud of you.
That’s awesome!!! 😮🎉❤
@@mikelytou dude… Wtaf?! You couldn’t have just said nothing… you rotten Kumquat!
@@mikelytou your parents must be related.
🎉😄🎉
As someone struggling with how our government is playing with hard working families as a father of 7 I thank you for the laughter 😂😂😂times like this you need a good laugh appreciate you jimmy n the mannings
It's GOP Republicans and a couple Democrats keeping working families down, so the rich corporations get richer, increasing prices and their profits.
And yet, people still voted GOP, even after the insurrection, overturning a woman's right over her own body and the murderous attack on House Speaker Nancy Pelosie's husband that was intended for her.
God bless you. I hope things turn around for you. And thank you for staying with your children Sir..
@@KOOLBadger Classy comment, Sarah. Good on ya.
@@MrBsbotto 🥰
Thanks. If every guy had as many kids as you the world will hit 10 billion in no time. I look forward to the population doubling in my life time.
Kimm Kimmel has been on longer than celebrity apprentice.
Trump for jail 2023
I can’t wait for that to be a reality
I guess Biden and Obama should be too then.
And also his Brazilian disciple, Jair Bolsonaro.
Larry you are STAMPED 💯 I prefer Leavenworth myself but jail would be okay I guess 🤷🏾
Biden for prison!
Being famous and influential figure doesn't make anybody immune of late night hosts call them out for doing controversial & embarrassing stuff, Donald Trump should know that it comes with the territory.
And so should the late night hosts.
Social media rules the whole world right now. He’s fights late night hosts?
Thankfully, "Mr Smith'
HaS
come to Washington."
Jack iSs Nimble! Jack iSs Quick🧠!
Jack will sooon indict the PrKKK🤯!
{sooon; sooon
These MAQA "Tourists;" ya can't
take'em Anny-where! t . . . :-))
I never tire of Jimmy Kimel's jokes about Republicans
Same
Esp. when he has 2 of them on as 'guests'.
Democrats are full of crap
They make it so easy for him !
Good thing republicans never tire of handing him Material on a silver platter.
Dumpy is jealous of Jimmy’s ratings 😂
Greg Gutfeld is number one there's a reason for that
And also because Jimmys jokes are more intelligent than the entire Mango Mussolinis administration put together during the whole of 4 years..
"Trump's ratings are lower than the wall he never built"
I love it!
@driwn crime is higher than ever before, you live that too!
@@lvgk8898that's a fine semi coherent reply....try again and this time think first.
Great one liner!!!…. Among the best!!👏
@@lvgk8898 Derp 😂
@@lesoram6236 exactly!
Trump is just jealous because Jimmy's show has lasted way longer than his did.
And longer than his presidency.
Plus Jimmy's wife actually loves him 🤷🏿♂️🤣🤣
Truth
And I am pretty sure Jimmies kids and extended family love him as well. Probably has something to do with him not being a malignant narcissist.
Kibble follows the "suits."
Remember when the wind blew over one of his walls?
Mr. Jimmy Kimmel really makes me laugh.😂🤣
Yeah, he's interesting.
And can make fun of himself
He used to be funny until he became obsessed with a former president
Trump always lashes out at late night hosts he doesn’t like being made fun of
He's so tiny n thin skinned 🤣
It's quite contrary to be honest... Now let's take Kimmel as an example what's the ratio when compared to Joe Biden that Trump gets made fun of on this show. And we can't be serious if we claim Biden is a clean slate ... 😂He is a walking meme !
He shouldn't make it so easy
That and he fails miserably when he tries to be funny himself.
Punctuation. Please. Thoughts matter, but not if they make no sense.
I guess Tony, Toni, Tone will now have to redo their 90's song "it never rains in southern California"! LOL
I love Jamaal Williams 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 his player intro should have been shown too. His Naruto spoof was awesome.
If it weren't for late night hosts,
NOBODY would be talking about trump
He should be grateful to get any air time
True. So true.
If it was not for Trump they would have nothing to talk about! Maybe they should hire writers that can actually write and be funny!!
Rent free in your head
@@randalcquebedeaux314 yep exactly
Well no obviously that's not true since he's still in the news for stealing documents etc.
Much love and respect to Jimmy and Guillermo 🤗💕💕💕
Ditto! 😁😄💕
"..Maybe watch golf for a little while."
Die of excitement, or die of boredom... hmmm... Choices, choices...
A newborn baby has thicker skin than Donald.
It's really a wonder that he doesn't burst into tears regularly.
How do you know he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night? Why do you think his wife doesn’t share the same bedroom?
@@peterdebrie Trust me, we know they don't sleep in the same bedroom🤣
Kimmel never fails to entertain .
Loved your show tonight love hearing the Trump jokes cause he is a joke keep em coming!!!!!
😅
Booooooooo 😂👎🏻
Rent free
@@Judeox you keep posting that to every comment like it's original or cute or something.
those are the only jokes he has...meanwhile the biggest joke is running the country
Imagine the republicans running a loony bin?? Oh boy, what a mess that would be. How to tell the difference between the staff and the patients 🤔
Good one
Trump has no sense of humor. His ghostwriter for "The Art of the Deal" said he has never seen Trump spontaneously laugh.
He's a psychopath. No other real emotions. Except anger.
Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the very real Keyser Soze.
I thought he was DB Cooper. 🤔
George the dragon slayer
if he changed his name and said he was jesus, republicans would believe him...
Andrea Mitchell was dry heaving 🤣🤣
Why cares about what orange man cries about. He is the past.
Love me some Jimmy Kimmel but "Pretend like you're a winner" is such a good line LOL
andrea mitchell's involuntary gagging pretty much expresses the nation's reaction to mccarthy's election as speaker.🤮
“Come on, Jimmy! Pretend like you’re a winner!” 💀😂
I thought it’d be mentioned that at the Lions/Packers game, a player shoved one of the training staff (a week after one saved Damar Hamlin) in the 4th quarter, costing them the game!
when they brought in Guillermo for the commentary, I was almost expecting it to be Matt Damon XD
Jimmy is a fun guy.
Mexican Biden exiting the plane…a GEM! 😂
You killed this Jimmy! 🤣🤣🤣
I make the same sound Andrea Mitchell did everytime I say Republican, hope she doesn't feel too bad.
😂😂😂😂 I was waiting for your recap on last week's voting fiasco Jimmy, it was well worth it 😂
I really like the Manning brothers bits. I wasn't expecting them to come back at the end. These guys don't take themselves seriously, and neither does Kimmel, which is why this worked so well.
Meh. Me, not so much. I'm thinking Kimmel will pass on doing this again.
@@c.a.savage5689 it stunk, ❤Kimmel monologue EVERYTIME. He tried it, fail, move on
Couldn’t stand them or the skit. Waste of time.
They ruined the entire monologue.
Manning ... unnecessary viewership
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 😉❤️👍
Wow, not your usual spam comment you leave everywhere... how shocking!!!
SLIMMY JIMMY HOW MUCH THE DEMS PAYING U FOR MAKING STUPID BLAMES ON TRUMP.....YOUR SHOWS SOOO SHALLOW
Slimmy Kimmel is a soy boy
Hilarious monologue! 😂
❤ you Jimmy! We missed you
I do too
Trump is 100% just the "adult" version of that one little kid who insists they "know the shadows"
Trump isn’t capable of ‘adult’ anything
@Ryan Ruark adult diapers maybe?
LMAO! Someone let the Left wing nutters off the short bus......
@@rcpilot179 Oh, he is FULL of them...
Well that's a complete lie. It's Mr. Morden who knows the Shadows!
"We pay taxes on it." Jimmy, you made me laugh out loud.
"Go back to cable!" 🤣🤣🤣
Having Eli and Peyton on was hilarious.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was
OMG I love these guys!!! So funny all together!
I was hoping for matt damon to be the surprise guest. Guillermo is awesome too.
Sooo funny!!! Love your show Kimmel!!
Skipped through the whole football thing.
Me too.
Oh yeah, Andrea nailed it!
Kevin McCarthy = Speaker In Name Only!
Give the Mannings a half hour show with commentary like this! 🤣
The Manning brothers seriously should have their own sitcom
I was thinking that too. Like do commentary like this randomly for fun. It can only it better and better 😅
The Manning's are conservative. Should they still?
@@Bnic5 yea bro, they are hilarious
🤮🤮
Hated their commentary
One of Jimmy's best in a long time.
Thanks.
😂😂 Thanks, Jimmy!!
Rarely funny when people trash others, thanks Jimmy for being the adult! 😂🥰
Kevin McCarthy: "If you vote for me, I'll make you Speaker of the House."
Trump is hated north of the border as well Jimmy 🙄
That's to funny. Thanks Jimmy!
That Manning bit was pretty terrible. Next time hire some 6th graders to handle it instead
Dear Bank Robbers: Do NOT use one of these ski masks. 1:40 You WILL get caught.
Kevin proposing to his wife... Got her the 15th time ! What an accomplishment
All the problems in our country going on right now and this is what you idiots focus on for how many days now damn people
So hilarious 😂
I'm waiting for Guillermo and Chelsea Handler host the show with Don Julio TEQUILA as sponsors...
Retirement has made Eli and Peyton snarky.
Well..... I don't know about Eli but Peyton miss the game..
Seems like they were snarky to begin with
Old Crow Trump is 80 😷😳
That rep who got held back has the worst rug I've ever seen. 175K a year doesn't buy a better toupee?
I love you Jimmy and Guillermo!!!!
Luv, love, LOVE when Frumpty Dumpty soils his diaper over late night comedy. You know they are doing something well and good when Duh Furor gets pouty!
I'll make it a point to never watch the Mannings.
Jimmy - you are the best!
Andrea sounded like my cat coughing up a hairball. 😂
6:04 as the football crap is done, I am back.
I agree.
I freaking love Jimmy! He always makes me laugh so hard. He has such a healing vibe. You're giving me life.
🙏❤❤
Go Lions!!!!
I live in Indianapolis, and we miss Peyton. I do hope he's happy, though.
Jimmy is so funny. His writers are so talented. Molly, his wife, is head writer.
It would be great to have a video of them at home making up jokes or funny takes on whatever they think is funny.
Says the guy whose main line on his show was "You're fired". Same same didn't' seem to like it too much and actually refused to accept it when the American public fired him.
I could definitely do without Payton and Eli Manning in the monologue. It added nothing imo.
It was comic relief in my opinion. (Not that I'm saying you're wrong) I just found it in a good placement before the politics.
Love Jimmy Kimmel 👏👏👏👏
So, McCarthy never gives up.....he seems to have forgotten the 'Never Surrender' part of that meme
Kevin is the Karen
of not being able
to take Hint! lol..
I .you are 2 years behind...Kevin is a Karen🐵🐑 no one uses that term that never made sense. Kevin is a Kevin or he's a Marjorie or a Lauren
Bravo 👏
I Died When He Said “The Uno, Guillermo”😂😂😂😂😂
Right!!
We pay taxes on our salaries....Priceless!!!
She straight pulled a Dee from it's always sunny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you. x
I was like Tailgate party? You mean L.A?
Just HATE The Packers😂
Thank you Detroit 😊
🐻⬇
Seahawks getting in the playoffs seriously sucks!
Never cared for the younger Person...or even football for that matter.