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  • Kingsman 2! To The Golden Circle. That would have have been a better name. Annnnnyway. Not everyone liked this movie. I did. This is why. Here's everything right with Kingsman The Golden Circle.
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  • @levinpanitz7783
    @levinpanitz7783 5 років тому +4393

    When I was in the movie theatre and colin firth said: "When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that went through my mind?"
    A dude behind me said the following: "The bullet"

  • @m.c.m2689
    @m.c.m2689 4 роки тому +8202

    It’s weird but in Scotland ‘Country Roads’ is like a Scottish anthem. Honestly you play it in any pub and every person is putting down their beers and singing. So it’s so appropriate for Merlin

    • @kranck9816
      @kranck9816 4 роки тому +241

      M.C.M yes! Also very popular in Ireland. Ironic because I watched this movie on the plane ride there

    • @dewayner5388
      @dewayner5388 4 роки тому +339

      More proof for my pet theory that everyone in the Scotland and Ireland is just rural Americans with fewer cowboy hats

    • @mishmash61
      @mishmash61 4 роки тому +59

      Matthew Rowland and more deep fried mars bars

    • @joshuarawl1003
      @joshuarawl1003 4 роки тому +148

      @@dewayner5388 less guns more alcoholism

    • @dewayner5388
      @dewayner5388 4 роки тому +30

      Mish Mash We have deep fried snickers instead

  • @captassassin5680
    @captassassin5680 3 роки тому +606

    The reason for the “Rainbow Head Explosions” in the first one was because Sam Jackson’s character hated the sight of blood. So it only makes sense for the evil genius to make something so brutal look colorful.

    • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
      @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 10 місяців тому +23

      I also love how it's not shown when Professor Arnold dies, so the Audience thinks it will be brutal, but Harry's glasses are also splattered with rainbow colours and you can see a little bit of the colourful smoke to hint at the rainbow head explosions

  • @jasonllorente6818
    @jasonllorente6818 4 роки тому +503

    "It was a blank!"
    "Yes, Harry, Yes!"
    "I WOULD NEVER HURT MR. PICKLE!"

    • @driftersforge4962
      @driftersforge4962 Рік тому +37

      HE LIVED TO A RIPE OLD AGE HE DIED OF PANCREATITIS!! your not mr pickle.

    • @Spider-Nefilo
      @Spider-Nefilo Рік тому +5

      That gave me crazy goosebumps ngl

    • @seb310801
      @seb310801 9 місяців тому +3

      "I would never hurt Mr pickle!" It might've been a blank, but he still chose to pull the trigger. Even if he figured it was a blank he still ran the risk of there being a live round in the gun.

  • @adamb2835
    @adamb2835 5 років тому +6035

    Elton John popping up as 'friend' in the bowling alley has completed my life. Best thing I've ever seen

  • @fijiwater1152
    @fijiwater1152 5 років тому +6343

    Can we talk about how only Merlin could die with so much pride and honor

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 роки тому +126

      It was my favourite movie scene

    • @AssassinDog8
      @AssassinDog8 4 роки тому +83

      Let’s hope the Asian kings man or South American kings man has some form of alpha gel that regrows limbs or attaches then together

    • @xaydenplayz17
      @xaydenplayz17 4 роки тому +12

      can we talk about how he is in the new movie

    • @thanosbrub9136
      @thanosbrub9136 4 роки тому +16

      XaydenPlayz its a prequel

    • @xaydenplayz17
      @xaydenplayz17 4 роки тому +6

      @@thanosbrub9136 its still the new movie I already knew it was a prequel

  • @adamshockley3163
    @adamshockley3163 Рік тому +693

    Over 5 years later and I’m pretty sure now we can officially say “Pedro Pascal is always a win”

    • @aubryellaotero1064
      @aubryellaotero1064 Рік тому +7

      Came here to say the same thing

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 11 місяців тому +3

      Meh, he's everywhere now but honestly kind of tired of him
      Like it's better to save yourself a lot of the time, and he's one of those ones who doesn't in the slightest - like jeremy renner or david tennant, anything they can get their hands on even if it's an enormous middle finger to the IP and all prior connected works - at a certain point of regularity it takes away from the works rather than adds to it

    • @kyuminnie137
      @kyuminnie137 11 місяців тому +4

      Can I be honest, I hardly notice him in Kingsman. He was a very forgettable for me

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 10 місяців тому

      This is the Way.

  • @domingopgarcia8391
    @domingopgarcia8391 3 роки тому +747

    Also I love that they subtly doubled down on the princess joke with Harry's reward for saving the world being a backstage pass for Elton John. Very Elton John joke and I love it.

    • @GranTruismo4head
      @GranTruismo4head Рік тому +23

      If I saved the world and Elton was there while saving it, I would ask him if it was possible for a ticket for his next show, if he offered a backstage pass I would totally accept it but would ask for a vip pass as well lol

    • @decayingdandy
      @decayingdandy Рік тому +20

      I never caught what he REALLY meant till now. I’ll be damned. 😂

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 Рік тому +3

      I wondered if I was just imagining that. 😆

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 11 місяців тому +7

      Certainly implied teasingly but I don't think it was referring to something lewd, just tonally as though it was, almost jokingly
      Really don't think it was explicit, just Elton having fun

  • @megand1609
    @megand1609 5 років тому +4026

    "gore has been toned down since secret service"
    two men are literally ground up in a meat grinder

    • @americanpanzer4163
      @americanpanzer4163 4 роки тому +223

      That doesn't compare to the church and bus drifting

    • @jetfire1153red
      @jetfire1153red 4 роки тому +54

      Or the cull in the first one.

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov 4 роки тому +26

      Or the homage to the London eye light show

    • @mrj8188
      @mrj8188 4 роки тому +43

      One of them was then eaten...

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 4 роки тому +71

      It's not the method of death that makes a scene gorey. It's how much gore you show. Seeing a guy get dunked in a meat grinder, and then seeing regular looking ground meat come out the other side is not that gorey.

  • @wonderfridge7857
    @wonderfridge7857 5 років тому +3082

    Personally. There was one thing I wish he brought up, and, I think it’s a clever use of character awareness.
    Before Galahad has his memory returned, Eggsy pulls his gun on the dog, but, instead of Galahad INSTANTLY noticing, he didn’t see it until he looks back at Eggsy. His eyepatch covered the barrel of the gun perfectly to give just that extra second that, I feel if wasn’t there, would have felt rushed.
    It was such a smart use of how Galahad was unaware of his surroundings and I only wish it was documented here.

    • @dewayner5388
      @dewayner5388 4 роки тому +90

      To be fair, this is the kind of movie with a lot going on, and that’s a kind of shot often used in movies. Good spot though

    • @bwer123gt
      @bwer123gt 2 роки тому +44

      the major weakness of galahad in this came from him losing that eye. His depth perception is off which is why he miss his shots a lot( beer mug, stun dart) and failed to dogde stuffs that thrown at him at the final battle. His awareness is off, which is why he took a good beating from all directions instead of dissing one out in the bar. He adapted after a while but still not 100%.
      This follow the same path of first film where they subvert expectation by giving realistic outcomes instead of cliche ones. Kinda sad that most people don't notice this.

    • @Subangelis
      @Subangelis 5 місяців тому

      That's how he didn't see the frying pan thrown at his face.

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 4 роки тому +526

    "The gore has been toned down" Are we just forgetting STAGE THREE of the Dancing Disease where your eyes just spontaneously pop and bleed out the sockets?

    • @juliaj1069
      @juliaj1069 3 роки тому +11

      I mean remember the Church scene?

    • @SilverSpoonRiche
      @SilverSpoonRiche 3 роки тому +6

      @@juliaj1069 Yes I do. I would gladly watch that. Give those Alt-Right hypocrites and religious bigots what they f***ing deserve!

    • @krystianandrychowski8957
      @krystianandrychowski8957 5 місяців тому

      *Stage 4

    • @krystianandrychowski8957
      @krystianandrychowski8957 5 місяців тому +1

      Stage 3 was paralysis

    • @SilverSpoonRiche
      @SilverSpoonRiche 5 місяців тому +2

      @@krystianandrychowski8957 Okay Doc, I meant stage 4 where eyes pop out etc etc my point is that this was an ultra violent movie. If it was "toned down", I would hate to see the uncut version.

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 4 роки тому +1663

    Mark Strong wouldn't say "hold my beer..."
    he'd say "hold my single-malt scotch laddie"

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 4 роки тому +10

      Yes please

    • @arkhaan7066
      @arkhaan7066 3 роки тому +7

      nah, hold my irnbru

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist 3 роки тому +8

      "hold my dram" would probably be the most colloquially accurate

    • @davesunhammer4218
      @davesunhammer4218 2 роки тому +8

      Most Guinness drinkers I've met would specify "hold my Guinness, and don't even think about it.."

    • @youmu8331
      @youmu8331 2 роки тому +3

      "Hold my martini, made from gin, not vodka obviously, which was stirred for 10 seconds by the bartender, while he was looking at an unopened bottle of vermouth"

  • @seabasticutbrotasticut2313
    @seabasticutbrotasticut2313 4 роки тому +936

    CW: “I’m just glad to see Harry back at full strength!”
    Harry: *Immediately gets hit in the face with a pot and falls to the ground*

    • @brendenmiles8564
      @brendenmiles8564 3 роки тому +19

      Well, he did say "maybe not "full" strength".

  • @captassassin5680
    @captassassin5680 4 роки тому +3086

    Fun Fact: Taron Egerton refused to put his hand down between the actresses thighs. The hand you see belongs to her irl husband!
    And you can bet Merin will be back at least his upper body with some sweet robolegs!

    • @trickstersenses
      @trickstersenses 4 роки тому +505

      CaptAssassin Fun Fact: that actress is Poppy Delevingne, who is Cara Delevingne’s older sister :)
      Also major respect to Taron Egerton for being a real gentleman towards this scene!

    • @JV-yq7dx
      @JV-yq7dx 4 роки тому +323

      Man he really committed to the gentleman aspect of the role

    • @diegomorones-castillo2225
      @diegomorones-castillo2225 3 роки тому +84

      From what I remember hearing, Mark Strong will most likely be back for the origin movie

    • @InertFoxtrot117
      @InertFoxtrot117 3 роки тому +232

      There's a cut scene with merlin crawling into the diner after they beat whiskey with his legs missing, saying something along the lines of, "Can I get some help here?" Test audiences didn't like it because they felt it took away from the emotional goodbye earlier and cheapened it, so they cut it

    • @EllenAltman
      @EllenAltman 3 роки тому +64

      now there's a man i'd trust to hold my drink

  • @milaan_tm
    @milaan_tm 4 роки тому +261

    Fun fact: for the diner fight scene, parts of the counter were romoved and added back in with CGI later, so the camera crew could move around freely

  • @Case2_0
    @Case2_0 3 роки тому +97

    Those “nonsense sayings” actually make sense if you grew up in the south. It’s a skill you learn over the years that allows for you understand older people

  • @thekingofcardboard
    @thekingofcardboard 5 років тому +476

    "The best way to parody bond would be to keep making thses movirs forever..."
    My god, he's right!

    • @gergall1809
      @gergall1809 4 роки тому +5

      Someone connected to the Bond Franchise already ruefully said about how badly Austin Powers "F****d them.."

  • @CaptWarChief
    @CaptWarChief 6 років тому +4736

    My only regret about this film is that we never got to see Mark Strong use that knife

    • @Penguin0709
      @Penguin0709 6 років тому +337

      Kyle Rushford He actually used it. Before taking out the guards by sacrificing himself, he used it to cut some trees nearby.

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 5 років тому +68

      We did, but not in the way we wanted

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 5 років тому +35

      No no no no no no no no no no no... you said knife. You Meant to say Knoiffe! Lol

    • @krispybrown1683
      @krispybrown1683 5 років тому +5

      Kyle Rushford the knife was used in the first movie

    • @paulasihitalia1349
      @paulasihitalia1349 5 років тому +12

      He used the knife to cut some branches in order for the guards to see him

  • @aniluvswesties
    @aniluvswesties 4 роки тому +313

    My southern ass feels like the only one who didn’t find the “That’ll make you slap ya momma.” or “I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.” weird or confusing 💀 they made sense to me.

    • @Xiphactinus
      @Xiphactinus 3 роки тому +29

      I'm British, I understood 'tornado in a trailer park', for some reason it just clicked.

    • @emilywebster5706
      @emilywebster5706 3 роки тому +24

      I’m Midwestern (aka off brand Southern) and even tho I don’t use those phrases they made perfect sense 💀

    • @adriananderson6548
      @adriananderson6548 2 роки тому +5

      Perfect sense

    • @jxynothere
      @jxynothere 2 роки тому +6

      Northern midwest here, none of it confused me either. I think the meanings are pretty blatant tbh.

    • @jrbudoybudoy
      @jrbudoybudoy 2 роки тому +1

      Sheesh I'm not even from America and I get the meaning of the both of them.

  • @yamiatemyugi
    @yamiatemyugi 3 роки тому +91

    The "Burger Scene" absolutely horrified me when I first saw it. I wasn't expecting it at ALL

  • @robj1510
    @robj1510 5 років тому +2988

    I hope Kingsman becomes like James Bond. By that I mean 20 something movies and still going!

    • @TheT040484
      @TheT040484 4 роки тому +73

      Amen, brother

    • @Sea-Bird..
      @Sea-Bird.. 4 роки тому +31

      @@TheT040484 Amen

    • @horus2608
      @horus2608 4 роки тому +46

      I disagree I like Kingman because it's rare

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +19

      Most of the 2nd film just really wasn't worth watching in my opinion, but I liked all the Elton bits.
      That was about it. Preferred the first one

    • @unicornsprinkles3277
      @unicornsprinkles3277 4 роки тому +11

      And the Kingsmen counterparts just become increasingly weirdly named

  • @Maddie-gd4eb
    @Maddie-gd4eb 5 років тому +418

    “Scottish tear shedding noises”
    “Fried chicken, I love fried chicken”

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 2 роки тому +197

    I kinda assumed the villain motivations in the movies were always just supposed to be bipartisan controversial. The first one is an acknowledgement of overpopulation issues fixed by attempted genocide: obvious real problem with obvious bad solution. The second one is an acknowledgement of the widespread use of recreational drugs fixed by extortion of all participants: another obvious real world problem (whether you’re thinking that drugs are abused or drugs are demonized unnecessarily Ritalin and Oxy v speed and heroin as an obvious example) with another obviously bad solution. The point wasn’t to take a stance, it was to point out that either way the solution proposed is bad

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Рік тому +10

      And the problem is a frail point, whatever solution you propose, apathy is the wrong answer to drug use or overpopulation.

    • @thiccgoblin3662
      @thiccgoblin3662 Рік тому

      Continuing the bad solution the villain in the third one is a scot who wants win freedom from England by letting Germany win the war which would not win freedom it would just mean Germany would be ruling them instead

  • @iiEco-Ryan3166
    @iiEco-Ryan3166 3 роки тому +50

    14:12
    I knew I recognized that award-winning mustache as Pedro Pascal.

  • @spyros186
    @spyros186 6 років тому +440

    I actually liked the tie in that merlin did with his self sacrifice for Eggsy, since his father sacrificed himself for galahad, lancelot AND merlin .. so what goes around comes around

    • @pixelraid5742
      @pixelraid5742 4 роки тому +25

      Like a record baby right round round
      (Sorry couldn’t help myself)

    • @joshua_prime3743
      @joshua_prime3743 3 роки тому +4

      @@pixelraid5742 oh my god

  • @bramboon3202
    @bramboon3202 6 років тому +3313

    You missed the best one! When Harry asked Elton if he could have tickets for a show if he saved the world, Elton replied he would get a backstage pass. Now which "backstage" was Eggsy rewarded with in the first movie? ;)

    • @jannegrey593
      @jannegrey593 5 років тому +106

      Watch to the end.

    • @krampuskardashian5890
      @krampuskardashian5890 4 роки тому +95

      So Eggsy buggered Elton John? Excellent.

    • @jaganmoganmurugayah7245
      @jaganmoganmurugayah7245 4 роки тому +4

      I dont understand

    • @Kyubone
      @Kyubone 4 роки тому +78

      @@jaganmoganmurugayah7245 If you've seen the last bit with the princess and Eggsy in the first film, you'll notice Elton John is pretty much implying something similar to Harry 😉

    • @TuckinOnMySitties
      @TuckinOnMySitties 4 роки тому +17

      Omg I cant believe I didnt catch that after watching this for the 3rd time... Thank you

  • @icemanlj2k7
    @icemanlj2k7 4 роки тому +141

    8:20 i think you’ll find, Pedro Pascal is always a win!

    • @hawkins347
      @hawkins347 3 роки тому +7

      I was waiting for that acknowledgement, alas woe.

    • @Traventity
      @Traventity 3 роки тому +10

      This is the way

  • @Idioticproductions07
    @Idioticproductions07 3 роки тому +58

    It’s hilarious watching eggsy trying to speak Swedish. If anyone’s wondering he says “this is really good”

  • @brokenfoxx
    @brokenfoxx 6 років тому +2004

    Mark Strong is entirely underrated. I love the man.
    And major props to Taron Eggerton for not performing the sexual scene with the blonde at the festival. It was her husband who did it.

  • @jesumarir.agustin2918
    @jesumarir.agustin2918 6 років тому +2599

    Kingsman golden circle
    Sins: 127
    Wins: 149

    • @gutenabend4659
      @gutenabend4659 5 років тому +12

      Ez

    • @DrQuasi
      @DrQuasi 5 років тому +286

      Lmao CinemaSins just makes retarded sins and a whole lot of other bullshit to extend their vids and have more sins, so its not reliable anymore.

    • @yetikuskokwim916
      @yetikuskokwim916 5 років тому +161

      @@DrQuasi it never was reliable it's made as a joke

    • @DrQuasi
      @DrQuasi 5 років тому +67

      yetikuskokwim the early CinemaSins was actually

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 5 років тому +8

      @@DrQuasi very true but Golden Circle is one of the only ones where most of it is legit sins

  • @astro4920
    @astro4920 3 роки тому +32

    Lol I just realized Pedro pascal played whiskey in the movie. He has the same fighting as in the mandalorian

  • @wyatt7454
    @wyatt7454 4 роки тому +88

    As a Texan, your distinction between the American south and the American west is much appreciated

  • @JasnoCreed
    @JasnoCreed 5 років тому +219

    didnt even touch on the death of roxy, who was one of my favorite characters personally

    • @stephenragsdale9123
      @stephenragsdale9123 4 роки тому +10

      Jasno Roxy gets no love

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund 3 роки тому +28

      Killing her was so dumb. Bring her back.

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 3 роки тому +45

      I don’t believe she’s actually dead, remember one of the big rules of cinema if there’s no body there’s always a possibility they can come back

    • @benjamincutts6949
      @benjamincutts6949 3 роки тому +10

      @@theAverageJoe25 angry star wars fan noises

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 3 роки тому +17

      i agree soo much, this ...well i wouldnt say it ruined the movie for me because i still loved it but it definitely dulled my enjoyment somewhat. One of my favourite things about the original kingsman was the fact that it was one of the few recent movies i had watched then that had a strong well written relationship between the main male and female characters that was purely a well done friendship with romance never even being suggested. I loved their dynamic and the fact that it was taken away so early in the second one and she didnt even get to go out gloriously like merlin did just broke my heart

  • @Kinshi1
    @Kinshi1 6 років тому +177

    i want to take a moment to appriciate how awesome Merlin was because he was the hero we truly deserved

    • @jobreitsema3782
      @jobreitsema3782 6 років тому +4

      true story

    • @alecc5954
      @alecc5954 6 років тому +2

      I honestly teared up when merlin died.

    • @Kinshi1
      @Kinshi1 6 років тому

      Blacque Jacques Shellacque petition for give Merlin robot legs 2k19

  • @tylerdobson8281
    @tylerdobson8281 4 роки тому +48

    The President: "Let the junkies die"
    Whiskey: This is the way

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 4 роки тому +175

    4:37 Honestly, I subscribe it more to the fact that the Statesman are just naturally better fighters than Kingsman. The Kingsman aren't whimps or anything but they are obviously based on James Bond who was more famous for his spy skills rather than his fighting skills, and thus the Kingsman are shown to be better spies, thus the Statemans while not as good at spying more than make up for it in asskicking.

  • @tejasraghuram1451
    @tejasraghuram1451 6 років тому +2694

    R.I.P. Merlin

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 6 років тому +72

      RIP Roxy too

    • @rogerhoughton4336
      @rogerhoughton4336 6 років тому +35

      I swear Mark strong said that he was in a scene at the wedding but he is a double amputee

    • @StarfallShadow
      @StarfallShadow 6 років тому +24

      Roger Houghton That was the original plan but the director felt it cheapened Merlin's sacrifice.

    • @DerEinzige21
      @DerEinzige21 6 років тому +13

      Awww man, I don't know what's sadder: Merlin going out with a bang or Judi Dench's M dying in the arms of James Bond at the end of Skyfall. Eh, the characters we love...

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 6 років тому +30

      see, i got mad that they killed the other girl, eggsy's friend, and jb all in five seconds .....
      Merlins death was , although somewhat unneeded in my eyes, was done right. also seeing a scotsman sing one of the most beloved American songs ever was just funny

  • @TheYpurias
    @TheYpurias 5 років тому +1777

    "Makes you wanna slap your mama." translation: food so good, it left you disappointed with your mom's cooking. Known enough that there is a "Slap Ya Mama" Cajun seasoning sold in stores.
    "I feel like a tornado in a trailer park." trailer parks are usually easily and almost-entirely wiped out by tornadoes due to the trailers being cheap and not as permanently affixed to a foundation as many other forms of housing
    "Y'all are shitting in high cotton." translation: you are really rich/successful/fancy.
    It comes from Southern cotton growing, where having cotton plants tall enough to hide someone while they relieved themselves in a field would be seen as a great thing since it meant a high cotton yield.

    • @colesherrill7472
      @colesherrill7472 5 років тому +98

      As a southerner, thank you.

    • @boneybaron2508
      @boneybaron2508 5 років тому +40

      i understood the second one of first viewing but thanks for clarifying the others. Also, how do you know this?

    • @colesherrill7472
      @colesherrill7472 5 років тому +45

      @@boneybaron2508 study a lot of obscure slang on Google (maybe), or work on a small farm in the south for like a month.

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 5 років тому +12

      Slang lessons

    • @Kostaki05
      @Kostaki05 5 років тому +19

      Alabama: 100

  • @jamieward9402
    @jamieward9402 4 роки тому +33

    5:16 you got the quote wrong it's "it's a comic book movie no one ever dies forever, except for uncle Ben"

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 4 роки тому +60

    whiskey: "manners, maketh, man"
    me: *this is the way*

  • @BryannaLB7
    @BryannaLB7 6 років тому +103

    I loved the first even more, because there wasn't any "chasing tail" or a "will they won't they" until after the victory was earned. Him and his friend, Roxy, were just friends and never bothered to toy with the idea of them having any more of a relationship. Also, it was a movie that caught me off guard even though I enjoyed the trailer. I loved this one, because he committed to the same princess. I don't ever remember seeing that happen in other films. They usually make the spies Playboys or commit to another girl he meets later, and the princess would have been a one off. Also, I love how they show the princess being just like everyone else. You know, not snooty.

    • @arielvanmoos7583
      @arielvanmoos7583 4 роки тому +18

      I missed Roxy, though. The dynamic between Eggsy and her was, as you said, delightful, and I felt pretty bummed about her being absent.

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses 4 роки тому +2

      @@arielvanmoos7583 but it's a comic book movie. So no one's really dead 😉 She did duck when the missile was about to strike her location.

  • @krissisk4163
    @krissisk4163 6 років тому +395

    I actually felt that Eggsy's relationship with the princess somewhat improved the end of the first movie. I'm not certain I could put my thoughts into words, but I'll try. Basically, instead of being a meaningless trophy she became a real person, and instead of being a neanderthal who thought with his genitals Eggsy became a caring boyfriend who just happened to meet his girlfriend under less than ideal circumstances.. It fully succeeded in improving my opinion of the previously truly offensive - to BOTH genders - end of the first movie. Now I realize that's my head and few people will have had the same reaction, but that's the impact it had on me.

  • @theredrule8724
    @theredrule8724 4 роки тому +131

    Pedro Pascal's head really has a thing for being smashed or destroyed XD

    • @heavendawn4566
      @heavendawn4566 3 роки тому +21

      Hence the Mandalorian helmet

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 2 роки тому +1

      There was also the time when his skull got crushed in “Game of Thrones”.

  • @MrDeano-bm8qg
    @MrDeano-bm8qg 3 роки тому +17

    Marlins self sacrifice to his own take in country roads hits me home. I went through a mad depression with my 1st love in high school and the jokes and overall funniness of this movie helped me out. But loveing the first movie so much when I watched the 2nd I cried at Merlin's death. For the first time in a year or 2 even with all the depression. I finally felt the sweat feel of relief letting all of my insecurities and just sadness from the 4 months of hell I went through out over the death of a character in a very sentimental movie. Still brings me some tears.

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism 6 років тому +2284

    Take Me Home, Country Road ;_;

    • @ysheneolim8069
      @ysheneolim8069 6 років тому +35

      Dankest Media Group to the place, I beellllooonnng

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 6 років тому +40

      WEST VIRGINAAAA

    • @clareferrell446
      @clareferrell446 6 років тому +34

      MOUNTAIN MOMMAAAA

    • @orcajesus6621
      @orcajesus6621 6 років тому +30

      Take me home :c

    • @Milmiskew
      @Milmiskew 6 років тому +32

      Country rooooooooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!!!

  • @Killer_Tortoise
    @Killer_Tortoise 5 років тому +27

    That Elton John joke at the end is my favorite, because it's the same thing the princess said to Eggsy in the first movie: "if you save the world you can have a back stage pass"

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 3 роки тому +17

    “Shittin in high cotton” is super common here in southern Louisiana. Just means someone has a come up. Ex: buying a car, new clothes, get a promotion , etc.

  • @chrisfoxwell4128
    @chrisfoxwell4128 3 роки тому +15

    If a tear doesn't come to your eye when Merlin is singing you have no soul.

  • @Patrick-ts6uc
    @Patrick-ts6uc 5 років тому +133

    I asked my little cousin who his faveroute you tuber is and he said “THE HAPPY MOVIE MAN!”

  • @liawinter5245
    @liawinter5245 6 років тому +361

    Imagine if the Kingsmen teamed up with agents in Canada
    What would we be called? Provincemen?

  • @dougim
    @dougim Рік тому +21

    Now that we’re in a world with The Mandalorian, I think we can agree that Pedro Pascal is always a win.

  • @PeyDays15
    @PeyDays15 Рік тому +8

    Coming from an athletic trainer and rehabilitation therapist, I really enjoyed that they didn’t give Harry his full strength back in the bar fight scene. If the body doesn’t practice something for an extended period of time - say if you are in a hospital room for a period of months - the nerves and muscles start to forget how to do complicated things. So while you know how the movements for fighting should go, the fine motor control needed to complete them isn’t there. They can be relearned quickly with practice (as is shown later in the movie) but it makes sense why Harry is surprised that he can’t fight at the same level he previously did.

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Рік тому +1

      Also... he lost an eye, so there goes depth perception

  • @lukematthews9118
    @lukematthews9118 5 років тому +139

    Not a single mention of Roxy, disappointed.

  • @immadlad4367
    @immadlad4367 6 років тому +358

    I didn't understand the critic reviews on this movie: "Not enternaining". Like wtf this movie was Fucking Awesome and had a good plot-twist, some awesome new characters.. AND THE ACTION SCENES WERE PERFECTO!!!👌

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 6 років тому +7

      Entertaining* but I don't give a shit if u spelled it wrong

    • @immadlad4367
      @immadlad4367 6 років тому +9

      gabe jacob I realised that thank you. To lazy to fix.

    • @glados5180
      @glados5180 6 років тому +2

      They killed the most badass character.

    • @mikepuppetz9
      @mikepuppetz9 6 років тому +26

      For some stupid reason, critics tend to be harsh on Matthew Vaughn. It's a shame because I think he's one of the best directors going today. It's like Edgar Wright and Quentin Tarantino had a baby.

    • @immadlad4367
      @immadlad4367 6 років тому +6

      Phil Michaels Exactly. The stylishness of Wright and The Awesomeness of Tarantino.

  • @shaunsisson1326
    @shaunsisson1326 4 роки тому +66

    I’d like to think during filming this movie Elton gave Eggy his blessing to play him on screen

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Рік тому +1

      It was after Taron was in Sing. (He played the Gorilla, and sang Rocket Man)

    • @OllieDunn06
      @OllieDunn06 11 місяців тому +1

      @@baseballjustin5he said I’m still standing

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 11 місяців тому

      @@OllieDunn06 Like a true survivor!

    • @BlueBirdRR
      @BlueBirdRR 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@baseballjustin5feeling like a little kid

  • @CearaRed
    @CearaRed 4 роки тому +48

    there's going to be a THIRD Kingsmen movie in 2020. however, this one is a prequel, so NO Eggsy, Merlin, nor Harry. it's the story of how Kingsmen came into being after the conflict of 1914-1918.
    allegedly there will be both a third Kingmen movie, as well as a Statemen movie.

  • @jaredsardella2170
    @jaredsardella2170 6 років тому +865

    You mention Arthur but not Roxy, not even tangentially? Come on. I mean her last act is to help her best friend impress his girlfriend's parents, that's at least worth a win for "helping your friend". Good video regardless. And yeah Merlin's the man, godspeed you magnificent magician.
    Also you are correct, "John Denver is always a win", though I'm more of a "World Game"/"It's About Time" kinda guy myself.

    • @Tactical_Fatty
      @Tactical_Fatty 5 років тому +22

      See, I think she is still alive D:< in a massive kingsman twist!!

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 5 років тому +49

      I miss Roxy, I thought she was awesome and the most wasteful death. The most upsetting at least.

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 5 років тому +2

      @@Tactical_Fatty theory makes no sense at all

    • @itsliamOCE
      @itsliamOCE 5 років тому +3

      @BagelBramble I don't see a theory there buddy.

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 5 років тому +2

      @@itsliamOCE theory
      noun
      a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain something, especially one based on general principles independent of the thing to be explained.
      They're using an idea to explain something they want.
      By definition, Roxy coming back is a theory, buddy.

  • @TekHardy
    @TekHardy 6 років тому +1639

    Both of the Kingsman movies made me British for a full 3 weeks 😋

    • @oceanblueanimations4739
      @oceanblueanimations4739 6 років тому +20

      Tek Hardy how does that work, I know how many people love to copy our accent but how does that work?
      I’m really curious

    • @Tenchy
      @Tenchy 6 років тому +33

      Me being born made me English for life.

    • @luv4kez
      @luv4kez 6 років тому +32

      When you can’t relate cuz you’re born British af.

    • @kendalllowery1420
      @kendalllowery1420 6 років тому +2

      /e l l e lucky. I’m born with a southern accent

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 6 років тому

      When you can’t relate because no one would talk to you so you don’t know your own voice, probably high af tho.

  • @joesunshine4006
    @joesunshine4006 4 роки тому +156

    What annoyed me the most was that they killed Merlin

    • @walterwhite6216
      @walterwhite6216 3 роки тому +24

      joe sunshine also Roxy, she was lovely and they killed her in 5 mins

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 3 роки тому +6

      But that’s part of Kingsman you never know what’s going to happen. They may even comeback to life too

    • @jarodweber1959
      @jarodweber1959 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah merlin didn't need to die. He killed like 5 guards and alerted the entire compound and they cleared it all out easily. It was a pointless sacrifice. Plus a mine deactivation switch was mentioned earlier.

    • @brianmitchell8904
      @brianmitchell8904 3 роки тому

      Merlin has to come back

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 2 роки тому +2

      @@jarodweber1959 Which he used up to get Eggsy off of the mine.
      At the time speed was off the essence so by him taking down the guards at the easily defendable entrance the Eggsy and Harry could get inside easier.
      They wouldn't have been able to do their baseball bomb or umbrella trick if the guards at the entrance were there to shoot at them.

  • @gavinregan08
    @gavinregan08 4 роки тому +25

    During the action scenes the camera movement makes it feel like your watching a cutscene from a video game

  • @andrewtickel6804
    @andrewtickel6804 6 років тому +153

    People in the comments mourning over Merlin but everyone forgets about J.B #PugLivesMatter

    • @mritchie66
      @mritchie66 6 років тому +2

      And Arthur,J.B,Roxy

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 6 років тому

      I mourn about Roxy. J.B. should havee been killed in the first movie too bad they loaded the weapon with blanks...and he did not pull the trigger.

    • @brianmitchell8904
      @brianmitchell8904 3 роки тому +2

      Died of natural causes rest in peace J.B

  • @scottish-hero6664
    @scottish-hero6664 4 роки тому +164

    “Ashamed it’s not scotch” you and me both merlin, rip the best character in kingsman

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 4 роки тому +1

      Also whisky lessons, it’s got to be a scotch or else it’s shite

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 4 роки тому

      Oi, Bourbon or you’ve got no taste ya foreign highland hugger. That’s a real man’s whiskey. Smooth and tasteful with enough kick to keep ya happy.

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 4 роки тому

      David Thorp fair, bourbon still has that kick like whisky but very smooth. It is both lovely to drink at a party

    • @jetfire1153red
      @jetfire1153red 4 роки тому

      You want scotch try that stuff bottled on the Isle of skye: Talisker I believe it's called. if you want kick this will knock you on your ass and you will know about it for a bloody month I've heard it is the strongest whisky bottled in Scotland.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +1

      *a shame it's not scotch

  • @ultrixsoma2736
    @ultrixsoma2736 3 роки тому +56

    Honestly, i enjoyed this movie alot. The drugs vs alcohol statement for me didn't felt too "in your face". For me it was another Macuffin used by the villain like last movie with Wifi and cellphones. And Elton John was funny. It really did feel like the guy stole each scene he was in. One thing that bothered me was Whiskey's betrayal. It felt a bit out of nowhere. If we got introduced to his past in a dialogue or something before Galahad figured out he was a traitor, it would of come out more of a surprise. And i get it that it was a trick about Galahad still trying to adjust his brain after regaining his memories, but still. Also, Merlin was also supposed to come back at the end of the film, but test audiences said they felt cheated of Merlin's death. And that seemed confusing to me because Lancelot died in this film too, as well as JB.

  • @5geeseinabucket
    @5geeseinabucket 3 роки тому +41

    I always thought that whiskey might’ve actually been good, you see how after Galahad gets his memories back he has lapses of clarity, I think whiskey had the exact same thing, he might’ve been a good guy as well.

    • @mousepariah3884
      @mousepariah3884 2 роки тому +10

      Whisky was a Good Man.
      But he did make the villians choice, before Harry shot him, that he wanted all the druggies to die. Getting the money from Statesman stock was just a bonus.
      The only lapse in clarity was probibly doing the actual villian monologue about his motivation in the diner instead of just killing Harry and Eggsy when they least expected it.
      There were lots of hints about it in the movie but it is spelled out concretely in the novel.

  • @MastaSensi
    @MastaSensi 6 років тому +397

    Still hoping for the Cornetto trilogy. But I"ll let you lead us through this.

    • @oliverspencer1655
      @oliverspencer1655 6 років тому +18

      MastaSensi especially Hot Fuzz that would be great

    • @Crazy5711
      @Crazy5711 6 років тому +4

      Agreed. I'd also like to see one on "Absolutely Anything"

    • @kaiyaeternya6894
      @kaiyaeternya6894 6 років тому +14

      Do it for the greater good

    • @Crazy5711
      @Crazy5711 6 років тому +7

      Alladar Sparkefire the greater good

    • @dylandortch8916
      @dylandortch8916 6 років тому +2

      Finally someone agrees!!😂

  • @yeemcgee8149
    @yeemcgee8149 6 років тому +594

    The opening scene with the car reminded me of Deadpool

  • @LukeIsBig05
    @LukeIsBig05 4 роки тому +10

    The beginning was the BEST episode of FakeTaxi I’ve ever seen.

  • @motormouth6093
    @motormouth6093 3 роки тому +7

    After 2020, this movie almost feels more like a prediction than anything else.

  • @nicholascross3557
    @nicholascross3557 6 років тому +45

    Merlin is my spirit animal...

  • @MimikoSayona
    @MimikoSayona 6 років тому +192

    Lol "channing tatum just doesn't even care" win

    • @CinemaWins
      @CinemaWins  6 років тому +19

      I was laughing too hard to remember my own rules! Definitely should have been a "doesn't even care" win.

    • @noahzinar1178
      @noahzinar1178 6 років тому +2

      CinemaWins please win Hacksaw Ridge!

  • @Installation_117
    @Installation_117 Рік тому +2

    I felt like crying when Merlin was singing because he ended his life on a high note just like he always wanted and it was just emotional

  • @thefirely1439
    @thefirely1439 4 роки тому +10

    Gore has been toned down
    Me- recalls church scene
    "Yeah thats about right"

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 6 років тому +782

    CinemaWins Video for:
    The GodFather Trilogy
    Mission Impossible Rogue Nation
    The Mummy trilogy
    Indiana Jones trilogy
    Toy Story trilogy (mainly 3rd one)
    Wall-e
    Lion King
    Jurassic Park/World
    Lord of the Rings trilogy
    Hobbit trilogy

    • @georgecampbell3687
      @georgecampbell3687 6 років тому +12

      Hunter Godfather would be *absurdly* long.

    • @Rubber_Monkey
      @Rubber_Monkey 6 років тому +8

      - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
      - Fantasia and Fantasia 2000
      - Bambi
      - The Little Mermaid
      - Beauty and the Beast
      - Aladdin
      - Pocahontas
      - Hunchback of Notre Dame
      - Frozen
      - The Iron Giant

    • @FailoReachForge
      @FailoReachForge 6 років тому +10

      How to train your dragon 2

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 6 років тому +15

      Let's add:
      -the 5 Legends (the one with Jack Frost, animated, I don't know if that's the real title)
      -The Kingdom of GaHoole (the animated one with the Owls, I don't remember the name)
      -EVERYTHING FROM PIXAR, they deserve all the love
      -Skyfall
      -Lego Batman
      -Justice League (because why not)
      -The Last Jedi, hoping for a defense of the indefensible like he did with Rogue One
      -Kubo and the 2 Strings
      -Alice in Wonderland and the sequel (the Tim Burton ones)
      -Road to El Dorado (animated)
      -Treasure Planet (PLS)
      -Atlantis (Disney Animated one)
      -Simbad, the legend of the 7 seas (cartoon animated, that was a childhood jewel)
      -Happy Feet 1 and 2
      -Jumanji
      PUSH UP SO HE SEES IT

    • @justicesumnall584
      @justicesumnall584 6 років тому +4

      How about baby driver?

  • @Telsion
    @Telsion 6 років тому +297

    This ... this does put a smile on my face

    • @mr.anonymous9830
      @mr.anonymous9830 6 років тому +5

      Telsion man, I love that Thanos reference

    • @VortechsChannel
      @VortechsChannel 6 років тому +3

      Fun isn't something one would consider when balancing the universe....but this does but a smile on my face

    • @mr.anonymous9830
      @mr.anonymous9830 6 років тому

      Vortech's Channel even better

    • @adrianj2251
      @adrianj2251 6 років тому

      In time you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same.

    • @mr.anonymous9830
      @mr.anonymous9830 6 років тому

      Adrian J Another good Thanos reference

  • @weepingwillow_
    @weepingwillow_ 2 роки тому +8

    as a swedish person myself, hearing someone say "det här är jättegott" in such a foreign way, especially in a movie is just always hilarious, sure its fun when people try in real life but bringing that kind of touch in a movie is just sweet perfect.
    eggsys pronounciaton: 10/10 love it!

  • @samuelbrown4764
    @samuelbrown4764 Рік тому +3

    The camera work, music, choreography and overall direction of ALL of the kingsman fights is SECOND TO NONE

  • @Andrew.Grabowski
    @Andrew.Grabowski 4 роки тому +52

    When you said "Can I even show this?" I thought that "Apparently cause this video's been up for nearly two years!" Surprise, surprise!

  • @swimdude2011bw
    @swimdude2011bw 6 років тому +4

    They reused "rage and serenity" from X-Men first class but ya know what? Not even pissed. I got a big smile and goosebumps both times.

  • @darkangel_1978
    @darkangel_1978 3 роки тому +8

    Between Colin Firth and Pedro Pascal, I was set. I have a crush on both. And Elton John was just so much fun !

  • @kruzzen7150
    @kruzzen7150 3 роки тому +16

    The fact this video is 21 minutes long instantly tells you this movie is amazing

  • @Mildcat743
    @Mildcat743 6 років тому +30

    *Scottish Tear Shedding Noises*
    aaaaaand thats my favorite subtitle ever.

  • @mikepuppetz9
    @mikepuppetz9 6 років тому +209

    Do an EGA for:
    - Every Nolan movie you haven't done yet (Memento, Insomnia, Prestige, Interstellar, Dunkirk)
    - Every Kubrick movie
    - Every Tarantino movie

    • @2plus2equalsfive1
      @2plus2equalsfive1 6 років тому +2

      No the point is to do it about bad movies to show people they are better than they may have thought. Those are all great movies. if you wanna know everything great about a tarantino movie just watch it, the whole thing is always great.

    • @stephenc9936
      @stephenc9936 6 років тому +2

      Yea that is true. I just want him to do great movies because I would like to know his thoughts on them.

    • @denys_d9774
      @denys_d9774 6 років тому

      agree Nolan's films are incredible!!! Prestige is one of my all time favourites

    • @jacobrosenbaum817
      @jacobrosenbaum817 6 років тому

      Elliot Patterson then why did he do the Star Wars franchise or the MCU or even Deadpool. Just saying

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 6 років тому

      Phil Michaels he's already done interstellar

  • @purplpsycho6952
    @purplpsycho6952 3 роки тому +7

    This is a great example that a movie's second part CAN be as good as the first. Love them both

  • @johndaubner973
    @johndaubner973 2 роки тому +9

    Not everyone loved this film? They don't know what they are missing.
    And I would just love to see another Kingsman (with Mark Strong, of course).
    PS. Did this franchise get a shoutout from Bond with the car strafing in No Time to Die?

  • @rileylane9018
    @rileylane9018 5 років тому +112

    1. Elton John
    2. Taron Egerton
    3. Elton John
    4. Taron Egerton
    5. Epic fight scenes

  • @jincho5557
    @jincho5557 6 років тому +344

    The only thing that I disliked about this movie, is the fact that Roxy and JB died... I MEAN C'MON MOVIE!!!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME😭😭😭

    • @johnkirsch5479
      @johnkirsch5479 6 років тому +29

      Hey, if Harry can come back from getting shot in the face, then Roxy (and Merlin of course) can come back from getting blown up.

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 6 років тому

      Jin Cho gay

    • @tomsalter2995
      @tomsalter2995 6 років тому +7

      Jin Cho Roxy will come back next film

    • @HermanTG
      @HermanTG 6 років тому +37

      Yeah, killing off Roxy was a damn shame, she had such a minor role in this movie.

    • @henrywelsh6354
      @henrywelsh6354 6 років тому +27

      I didn’t hate the fact that she died...I hated the fact that it was so uneventful and that she had nothing to do this movie

  • @knightpage4492
    @knightpage4492 4 роки тому +12

    whiskey double cross come after being shot in the face and remembering what happened to his wife he was such a great character

  • @davidbow-tie
    @davidbow-tie 2 роки тому +1

    Another win: the way that the water drains from the subterranean cave in the beginning when Eggsy parks his underwater car is a direct reference to The Incredibles

  • @TheDreamscribbler
    @TheDreamscribbler 6 років тому +158

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT BRINGING ROXY BACK?!?!?!?!

    • @AquaFoxcos
      @AquaFoxcos 6 років тому +34

      I'm 99% sure she's still alive, why would they show her rolling off the bed like she was going somewhere while Arthur was just like: oh fck and got blown up? Roxy is alive fight me I'm sure of it

    • @taedavis4809
      @taedavis4809 6 років тому +22

      Let's hope so! I was so bummed she didn't have a bigger role in this movie. And she never got a standout fight scene in either film. Just a kickass (hehe) character that was wasted

    • @mritchie66
      @mritchie66 6 років тому +3

      I'm 99%9 percent sure that Roxy and JB are still alive (Maybe not J.B but...)

    • @axelhas100
      @axelhas100 6 років тому +7

      I miss Roxy, i went into this movie wanting more her... and then they kill her more or less immediately

    • @jobreitsema3782
      @jobreitsema3782 6 років тому +2

      another true story

  • @rorisparrow5871
    @rorisparrow5871 6 років тому +37

    I've changed my mind. McDanno is no longer the cutest thing in the world, Colin Firth holding a puppy and smiling like a 4 year-old is. Also, please win Thor: Ragnarok! Keep doing what you're doing!

  • @gjlancearreza6063
    @gjlancearreza6063 4 роки тому +10

    Merlin's bodyblown into piece
    **Alphagels**

  • @kickasspeanuts
    @kickasspeanuts 2 роки тому +8

    9:02
    You're welcome

  • @MyIris24
    @MyIris24 5 років тому +190

    This movies action sequences would be infinitely more insane if there was a Floridian agent.

    • @15thobserver
      @15thobserver 5 років тому +23

      Don't you DARE summon Floridaman! We need some time in the universe before that happens!

    • @MyIris24
      @MyIris24 5 років тому +18

      It is in my Floridian RIGHT to summon floridaman.

    • @toxicfox3259
      @toxicfox3259 3 роки тому +5

      @@MyIris24 you’ll doom us ALL!

    • @Daniels6323-4
      @Daniels6323-4 3 роки тому +2

      I like this comment but I'm a star wars fan, I can't change the number of like.

    • @Daniels6323-4
      @Daniels6323-4 3 роки тому +2

      Also, don't you dare summon Florida man, you will doom us all

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 5 років тому +60

    Merlin's death made me cry for 3 weeks, rest in peace you beautiful magician. 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @aadeeshvarsingh813
      @aadeeshvarsingh813 3 роки тому

      and roxy i didn't watch the movie and never will but roxy so good she was

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 3 роки тому +1

      @@aadeeshvarsingh813 oh God, Roxy! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl 2 роки тому +9

    Alright, we need an Australian kingsman sequel now. I wanna see you reacting to phrases like "We ain't here to fuck spiders"

    • @cpt.killian-evermourning
      @cpt.killian-evermourning 8 місяців тому +1

      Weve seen the kingsmen, weve seen the statesmen, get ready for the bushmen

    • @b3ans4eva
      @b3ans4eva 6 місяців тому +1

      Tank tops, short shorts and flip flops.

  • @mattoxkurtz4661
    @mattoxkurtz4661 3 роки тому +2

    If I don't have people singing country road while dropping me on a land mine at my funeral then I'm not coming

  • @victorfrankenstein4296
    @victorfrankenstein4296 6 років тому +210

    I'm pretty sure that both Merlin and Roxy are still alive. Merlin more than likely got his leg(s) blown off which would probably prevent him from going in the field again. Roxy rolled off the bed and was trying to get out when she realized a missile was headed for her house- which mind you, didn't hit the house itself, it hit the lawn in front of the house and caused it to cave in. I'm pretty sure that Roxy was spending the duration of the film trying to dig her way out of the rubble. Her glasses are more than likely not working anymore, seeing as they could have been damaged in the house collapsing in. She probably was trying to find a way to contact Kingsman till she realized that everyone is basically dead, say for Eggsy and Harry (and potentially Merlin). She'll probably return in the third film, which is said to be in the works. I just hope they don't show her in the trailer like they did for Harry. It's getting annoying how Hollywood thinks that the best way to market a film, is revealing things like characters not being dead or major villains, when those things are supposed to be surprising news for us when we go to see the movie itself.

    • @darrylaz3570
      @darrylaz3570 6 років тому +22

      Victor Frankenstein Amen for that. I really hope that Roxy made it out alive

    • @SamMerc-yx4de
      @SamMerc-yx4de 5 років тому +8

      What about jb though

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 5 років тому +15

      Roxy was (is) one of my absolute favourite characters and I also believe the writers stated they were going to have Merlin be shown to be alive at the end, having only had his legs blown off but felt it would demean his sacrifice.

    • @lujane6077
      @lujane6077 5 років тому +3

      @Ornate Orator they didnt want to show him in the trailer but production didnt listen😣

    • @silk9081
      @silk9081 5 років тому

      I do hope Merlin is alive but I think I remember Whiskey saying that Merlin’s body parts all over the field on the front but I might be mistaken

  • @IHOMilk
    @IHOMilk 6 років тому +390

    I honestly thought Poppy was a better villain than Valentine. Her first scene made me afraid of her from her tone of voice alone. And then the lengths she goes to ensure loyalty from her subordinates only further cemented that fear. And I felt her plan was actually quite unique. She doesn’t want to destroy the world, she just wants to be on top of it from the light rather than the shadows. Holding millions of people hostage was just a means to an end, proven by the fact that she had an antidote readily available for worldwide distribution.

    • @ganonk79
      @ganonk79 6 років тому +11

      I liked her better as a villain too. But the problem with her plan was that the plan didn't have any teeth - if she killed all her customers.. then what?

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 6 років тому +16

      ganonk79, to be fair, she did mention she has $250 billion, so no worries about retirement plan.

    • @williamarthur6644
      @williamarthur6644 6 років тому +18

      Poppy was a very one note villian. Valentine, as a character as well as his motivations, was far more interesting

    • @guicaldo7164
      @guicaldo7164 6 років тому +20

      MrNoahall I prefer Valentine because he was more fleshed out, more interesting and more relatable. So... as a character, Valentine is much better. But you're totally right that Poppy is so much more frightening...

    • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
      @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 6 років тому +8

      Poppy's goals and motivations were more realistic and understandable, but Valentine was a more interesting and complex character

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 3 роки тому +5

    The reason Harry survived being shot in the head is because when Valentine shot him, he flinched and pulled right due to his hatred of violence.

  • @jackwatts4077
    @jackwatts4077 4 роки тому +3

    I love the bit where Elton does a similar thing with Galahad by saying he can have a backstage pass sort of like with the princess and eggsy in the first film