Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Secret Service -Deja Vu

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  • @rockah12
    @rockah12 8 років тому +6004

    The reason the explosions were colorful and don't show blood or viscera is because of Valentine's hatred of blood. It's still silly, but really this entire movie doesn't take itself THAT seriously.

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 8 років тому +62

      Said the person talking about a movie where an abusive boyfriend threatens a minor with a knife.

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 8 років тому +288

      ***** okay, then the main plot about a guy rigging people's heads to explode so that only the rich and powerful survive doesn't take itself seriously.

    • @trueoskar
      @trueoskar 8 років тому +65

      Don't forget about the Shining reference, with the baby sister... For a movie that doesn't take itself seriously, that was messed up.

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 8 років тому +46

      trueoskar Or how the means of the villain is to make the entire world violently slaughter itself. Even at the end it's only a success if you don't think about the millions of corpses already lining the streets before the villain was stopped.

    • @trueoskar
      @trueoskar 8 років тому +84

      *****
      One person is a tragedy, millions are a statistic. The baby sister almost getting axed hits a lot harder because not only is she defenceless, you get to watch the whole thing.

  • @rarhawkydude9605
    @rarhawkydude9605 5 років тому +4071

    The Eggsy parkor sin is kind of undeserved. They mention in the pub that his gymnastics coach said he could have been an olympian.

    • @ashishpradhan636
      @ashishpradhan636 4 роки тому +212

      He also dropped halfway out of a marines training course

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +19

      EXACTLY

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 4 роки тому +16

      Ashish Pradhan Take your random royal marine and they will not be any better at parkour than any other reasonably fit person.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +95

      cjeam no but probably a royal marine who’s trained in gymnastics and is a known trouble maker who probably does this stuff to jump fences or make a quick getaway, it’s not surprising at all.

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 4 роки тому +18

      Terra_the _Nightingale Ah yeah that’s fair, see the point now.

  • @m4teo573
    @m4teo573 5 років тому +4694

    Actually, when eggsy does the parkour, it was already mentioned that he was a gymnastics whiz.

  • @jh5220
    @jh5220 5 років тому +2334

    Cinema Sins: Do British people think Kentucky is the super villain playground of the United States?
    British People: Yes, yes we do.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +41

      Sterling Archer and the weirdos are in Florida
      Edit a year later but I also say this as a Floridian

    • @blockg9482
      @blockg9482 4 роки тому +11

      Terra_the _Nightingale Heyre in Cali I swear.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +16

      Block G always something happening in Florida, Alabama and California

    • @shaany78677
      @shaany78677 4 роки тому +4

      @Sterling Archer in the white house yeah

    • @sophiap8980
      @sophiap8980 4 роки тому +4

      I like your political compass

  • @harryboywonder
    @harryboywonder 8 років тому +2563

    Its not a synced up drinking schedule, it's being British.

    • @jimmymcpiggy
      @jimmymcpiggy 8 років тому +14

      That's racist.

    • @Desciplesgames
      @Desciplesgames 8 років тому +117

      no its not friend, as a brit - i can confirm this. pub on friday is conventional.

    • @tristanperez211
      @tristanperez211 8 років тому +5

      God damn europeans lol

    • @orale_
      @orale_ 8 років тому +3

      but hows your food tho?

    • @Desciplesgames
      @Desciplesgames 8 років тому +28

      Danny Marcs
      not fattening

  • @storyzealot2993
    @storyzealot2993 9 років тому +5731

    "Eggsy is suddenly a parkour badass"
    But... didn't Galahad say that Eggsy's *gymnastic* coach said he could go Olympic?

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 років тому +25

      just cuz u unkillable in any 1st person shooter don't make u a good foot soldier

    • @storyzealot2993
      @storyzealot2993 9 років тому +358

      +David Martinez +David Martinez except gymnastics requires flexibility, hand to eye coordination, a bunch of cool tricks a regular person probe couldn't do in the middle of air, a great deal of athleticism. it's more like "having experience and being well trained with guns would make you a decent foot soldier". FPSs don't have much to do with the military, unlike parkour and gymnastics.

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 років тому +15

      +Buttery Ham mhm
      I will say this, adrenaline, is a wonderful thing is it not?

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 9 років тому +152

      +David Martinez What the fuck are you on?

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 років тому +7

      +Speedojesus
      adrenaline,
      made that too easy bru

  • @Valueclown
    @Valueclown 8 років тому +7114

    I really think that the fact that the hero did not get romantically involved with the sweet, helpful, and pretty female agent and instead buttf***ed a princess was worth some sins removed.

    • @ry_jayy
      @ry_jayy 8 років тому +443

      This.

    • @PrincessPunkPants
      @PrincessPunkPants 8 років тому +319

      Hell yes.

    • @justanotherpoweraddict7918
      @justanotherpoweraddict7918 8 років тому +497

      Swedish, blond, hot af
      And that proposal of butt***
      That's worth half the sins removed

    • @HovercraftEDM
      @HovercraftEDM 8 років тому +580

      I honestly loved how they didn't do that romantic bullshit or at least saved it to develop organically. It's been way too long since I've seen a movie where the attractive male and the attractive female lead develop a platonic, equally intriguing relationship. It was very refreshing to see and really took me by surprise.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 7 років тому +83

      Jordan Gan based on the other comments, *nope*?

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 5 років тому +5975

    Sorry, but that Church fight scene deserves 50 points to be taken off. My god, one of the best fight sequences of all time without question!

    • @FujinWater
      @FujinWater 5 років тому +175

      The Church should at least zero out the counter regardless of how many sins are added.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 5 років тому +45

      And then family guy stole it😂

    • @christianlockard8653
      @christianlockard8653 5 років тому +10

      Are you serious? This Movie is complete dogshit people shoot up mosques and synagogues in 2019 and you think this is a great scene? No wonder people are shooting up churches.

    • @oli5412
      @oli5412 5 років тому +164

      christian lockard have u acc watched the scene. The camera work is sensational. It’s a cinematography masterpiece there are hidden cuts everywhere that you wouldn’t notice on first glance that’s how fucking amazing it is you just need to chill bruh

    • @darthgrievous8055
      @darthgrievous8055 5 років тому +100

      christian lockard I don’t see the relevance between lunatics shooting up mosques and this scene from a movie that has zero correlation with what you’re describing other than that it’s in a church. Also, I don’t think anyone got the idea to shoot up a church from watching this scene from an elaborate superspy movie. That logic is equivalent to video gamers becoming serial killers.

  • @OctaneHaus
    @OctaneHaus 4 роки тому +2037

    "do they have a synchronised drinking schedule" yeah mate they're English... If they're not at work or in bed they're drinking

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 4 роки тому +76

      And if they are on lockdown....well, they're still drinking, just at home.

    • @littletonoskill7550
      @littletonoskill7550 4 роки тому +31

      Ay don't knock our culture till you have lived it alright.

    • @OctaneHaus
      @OctaneHaus 4 роки тому +25

      @@littletonoskill7550 mate I live in Nottingham 😂

    • @littletonoskill7550
      @littletonoskill7550 4 роки тому +8

      @@OctaneHaus I live in Durham

    • @OctaneHaus
      @OctaneHaus 4 роки тому +7

      @@littletonoskill7550 oh mad I was born in Durham, all my family still live up in Sunderland/Gateshead

  • @milkulids
    @milkulids 7 років тому +2724

    "eggsy is suddenly a parkour badass"
    i swear earlier in the movie they say something about him doing gymnastics as a kid

    • @charlie5849
      @charlie5849 6 років тому +61

      robin yes and he trained with the kingsman just never finished the training

    • @demarcusbennett6906
      @demarcusbennett6906 6 років тому +11

      He never does parkour after that single moment 😂😂😂

    • @angloex
      @angloex 6 років тому +102

      Some Lil Geeza it was the marines he was training with not kingsman

    • @akhilnair1137
      @akhilnair1137 6 років тому +8

      @@demarcusbennett6906 yes he does

    • @alexmakesbadvideos6683
      @alexmakesbadvideos6683 6 років тому +1

      robin you right you right

  • @Emily-yu1ox
    @Emily-yu1ox 8 років тому +4183

    2:54 "suddenly a parkour badass" umm... He was an olympic material gymnast

    • @hbgguled2495
      @hbgguled2495 8 років тому +400

      Finally! Someone said it now I don't have to.....

    • @noize8148
      @noize8148 7 років тому +225

      I think the reason he said this is because Eggsy does nothing to show this before the scene. You are right though.

    • @davidcorcoran1622
      @davidcorcoran1622 7 років тому +137

      And an Olympic ski jumper

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 7 років тому +138

      Noize: Pretty sure this scene was to show just that. I mean, what, we need a scene of him doing routines in a gym first?

    • @thomasdoocey7607
      @thomasdoocey7607 7 років тому +3

      David Corcoran Wrong film

  • @kmjc1213
    @kmjc1213 5 років тому +1457

    I vote 95 sins off for Taron Egerton's beautiful face.

  • @owenread4364
    @owenread4364 7 років тому +1709

    Maybe the reason the heads exploded into fireworks was because Valentine couldn't stand bile

    • @chrollowest6520
      @chrollowest6520 7 років тому +162

      Doreados Gaming I feel retarded for not thinking of that

    • @cheethariders1214
      @cheethariders1214 7 років тому +70

      Doreados Gaming that is actually really smart....

    • @DrElemayoXP
      @DrElemayoXP 7 років тому +52

      Doreados Gaming That's plausible.
      Very plausible

    • @Cazammaf
      @Cazammaf 7 років тому +47

      I thought that was obvious when I watched it years ago haha, not to sound like a dick, but it was the only reasonable explanation.

    • @imogeng6701
      @imogeng6701 7 років тому +3

      Doreados Gaming or blood

  • @lunapandoraackerman2980
    @lunapandoraackerman2980 9 років тому +1358

    I just watched this movie again hours ago and I remember Harry saying that Kingsman suits are bulletproof.
    Un-ding?

    • @yugiohtoonz1016
      @yugiohtoonz1016 9 років тому +51

      So he's wearing a bulletproof helmet or something?

    • @Arcilios
      @Arcilios 9 років тому +37

      +Luna Pandora Ackerman
      He got shot in the forehead right above the eyes

    • @lunapandoraackerman2980
      @lunapandoraackerman2980 9 років тому +9

      Arcilios Eggsy must be invincible or some shit.

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 років тому +2

      that's actually real, and has been for like 3-4 years.

    • @Arcilios
      @Arcilios 9 років тому +2

      +Luna Pandora Ackerman hahaha I know

  • @TheLittlekuribohfan
    @TheLittlekuribohfan 7 років тому +2129

    The Kingsman suits are bulletproof.
    They said so in the movie.

    • @travchar6106
      @travchar6106 7 років тому +43

      Andrew Newmark they've also made them in real life

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 років тому +3

      Ok?

    • @travchar6106
      @travchar6106 7 років тому +12

      Pizza Steve ....
      ...
      .
      Therefore .... real....

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 років тому +1

      Trav & Char
      I'm just wondering why he just stated that.

    • @micahgamble8092
      @micahgamble8092 7 років тому +15

      Pizza Steve
      I mean did the enemy know that the suits were bulletproof? If not then they should've thought about shooting the feet

  • @RolandGiersig
    @RolandGiersig 5 років тому +679

    The orchestrated explosion of the implants is worth taking at least 5 sins off.

    • @michaelsong1465
      @michaelsong1465 4 роки тому +41

      Agreed. Even my brother who is scared of bloody scenes in movies laughed his head off in this scene

    • @proquintus
      @proquintus 4 роки тому +11

      @@michaelsong1465 was that pun intended lol

    • @thatonezeldafan5275
      @thatonezeldafan5275 4 роки тому +1

      no 100x more sins for that bullshit

  • @danieldaw1778
    @danieldaw1778 9 років тому +596

    How would Eggsy's dad be considered a bad candidate. He made it all the way to the last two candidates, and even then, he sacrificed himself to save three other future and it current kingsman? If anything, shouldn't that have made him an exemplary recruit?

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 9 років тому +68

      Ikr, Arthur's a douchebag

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 9 років тому +20

      Oh, definitely. You can't NOT be a douche when you think the aristocracy is the only class that's allowed or can be badass!

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 9 років тому +20

      Plus, I wonder what the fuck does he even do? It seems like he spends his days in his desk. I wouldn't picture him as a badass doing stunts during missions etc

    • @thewisegamer125
      @thewisegamer125 9 років тому

      +Daniel Daw No because none of them were in any actual danger, the bomb was either made for concussion or shrapnel force to kill/ injure their target given how they kicked back his chair shrapnel couldn't have killed them given how his body was positioned and the position of the kingsmen. but for concussion force it seems it would only injure 1-2 guys, so idk why that dude jumped onto it, they all would have survived as long as they would have knocked that chair back

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 9 років тому +14

      the wisegamer it was still a beautiful sacrifice, he wasn't even part of the Kingsmen so he did that just to save his colleagues as human beings

  • @Coty_Lee
    @Coty_Lee 9 років тому +1842

    I just realized as I watched this. Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu in the same room

    • @eden20111
      @eden20111 8 років тому +2

      Where??

    • @bakeb9591
      @bakeb9591 8 років тому +4

      +Coty Lee WOAH WHAT

    • @DocSeal
      @DocSeal 8 років тому +24

      +Eden Maru Luke Skywalker = Mark Hamill (the professor dude who Harry slaps), Mace Windu = Samuel L. Jackson (Valentine)

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 8 років тому +17

      +Coty Lee I had no idea it was Mark Hamill. I want to go on record as saying I'm best with voices and he didn't talk much, not to mention the poor guy hasn't aged gracefully. I'd give this revelation a like, but it's sitting at 69 right now and that amuses me.

    • @realgamers472
      @realgamers472 8 років тому +7

      don't forget emperor palpatine as the leader of the kingsman

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness 5 років тому +933

    "Movie saves a lot of money by simply recording a Westboro Baptist Church meeting".
    I don't think I have ever agreed with a sin more

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 4 роки тому +10

      But is it a sin in the eyes of Westboro Baptist Church? Then should we not be removing a sin?

    • @Ange1ofD4rkness
      @Ange1ofD4rkness 4 роки тому +4

      @@Karma-qt4ji valid point

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 роки тому +4

      I mean, its not like they were being subtle about it. I half expected the church to be called some other acronym of WBC just to really grind what it was meant to be in our faces.

  • @andrewfaraday8918
    @andrewfaraday8918 5 років тому +195

    Couldn't help but laugh about "rich asshole serving McDonalds to his rich client".
    2015 was such an innocent time.

  • @avyuktsherawat3798
    @avyuktsherawat3798 5 років тому +1715

    You said why is no one shooting eggsy's leg or foot... if you would have paid some attention ^ ^ kings man suits are bullet proof

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 років тому +52

      @@realkingofantarctica They should since they've been shooting him this entire time with no effect on him

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 5 років тому +28

      Bigger question, why are the socks on a kingsman suit bulletproof if it is an accessory?!

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 років тому +110

      @@scottish-hero6664 1: They have small rings that deliver 50000 volts and pens that inject fast acting poisons so bullet proof socks is not far fetched

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 5 років тому +16

      A bullet hitting a vest still has some effect, legs would still get knocked if shot.

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 років тому +31

      @@aadhilsanu5509 Did you watch the beginning of the movie? When they need masks, they need them. Otherwise they use things that go with the "Gentleman" asthetic, like the suit and umbrella (in what way is it unusable?)

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 7 років тому +1748

    8:04 "and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape"
    actually a 1000x more convoluted

  • @shermgerm950
    @shermgerm950 6 років тому +620

    5:13
    Cinema Sins: rich guy gives everyone mcdonalds what a joke
    Donald Trump: well actually...

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 5 років тому +668

    "Rich Asshole serving Mcdonalds to his Rich Client"
    Oh how naive we were.

    • @leonard5426
      @leonard5426 5 років тому +25

      The way I see it, that was a test. Valentine had met Kingsmen before, namely Lancelot, so he might be suspicious about Galahad. By serving him something, a nobleman wouldn't expect and then talking about spies and supervillians might cause a pretender to fall out of his role.

    • @doc_s1krr751
      @doc_s1krr751 5 років тому +37

      @@leonard5426 i think he was referring to trump when OP made that comment

    • @leonard5426
      @leonard5426 5 років тому +21

      @@doc_s1krr751 Sorry, I weren't familiar with the story of Trump serving someone Fastfood. I don't really investigate on the american president, I just hope he doesn't interfere with my personal life. May his reign end without any fatal consequences regarding me and those I hold dear.
      Are you from the US?
      Good Luck.

    • @sorrowandsufferin924
      @sorrowandsufferin924 5 років тому

      @@leonard5426 Or it might just be him telling the other guy "I know you're BS"; however he did that

    • @rwed13
      @rwed13 5 років тому +2

      I came here for this comment

  • @CaptainGlack
    @CaptainGlack 8 років тому +745

    For that scene where all those guys miss Eggsy, I think you forget that the suits are bulletproof 😂

    • @ineedboostsobad
      @ineedboostsobad 8 років тому +37

      And here I thought ideas are bulletproof ;)

    • @benzwyck6035
      @benzwyck6035 8 років тому +1

      😭😭 I completely forgot that

    • @ferko28
      @ferko28 8 років тому +7

      Yeah because if you're a highly trained soldier, there's no way at all that you would shot someone in the head.
      And, why would he be hiding from them like 10 seconds later? Just run towards them, you're bulletproof.

    • @youdontneedtoknowmyname4086
      @youdontneedtoknowmyname4086 7 років тому +80

      El Ferko
      Soldiers are trained to aim for centre mass, not the head

    • @CaptainGlack
      @CaptainGlack 7 років тому +22

      I'm rather sure that they're smart enough to figure out that body shots are doing fuck all, and then relay that information to other soldiers.

  • @tubbstubbs.5311
    @tubbstubbs.5311 7 років тому +2955

    "character has a skill"
    *ding*

    • @i_dont_know_who_i_am69
      @i_dont_know_who_i_am69 7 років тому +12

      Tubbs Tubbs. True, still a lot of good points though

    • @halfdemonprince
      @halfdemonprince 7 років тому +46

      I can't tell if this movie was serious action movie or a satire for all the typical spy/chosen one movies.

    • @ahmedhasanica6120
      @ahmedhasanica6120 7 років тому +87

      Of course it's satire. Even if it wasn't, it would be even less cliched than the new James Bond movies

    • @NabekenProG87
      @NabekenProG87 7 років тому +13

      @40XDDD Why not both?

    • @ollycullis3793
      @ollycullis3793 7 років тому

      Tubbs Tubbs. I

  • @oliviaciutacu8733
    @oliviaciutacu8733 6 років тому +175

    “Where do you learn this kind of survival s*it?” A lot of private schools in England do CCF (combined cadet force) that’s where you learn it.

  • @arlindBreezy
    @arlindBreezy 5 років тому +863

    Say whatever you want to say but these 2 movies of Kingsman are Great and very enjoyable!

    • @shaany78677
      @shaany78677 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 4 роки тому +27

      They're making a prequel and it's supposed to be released in September apparently.

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 роки тому +10

      Yes they are but I don't understand why there making a prequel

    • @ejc6772
      @ejc6772 4 роки тому +1

      I've only seen the first one for some reason my dad won't let me see it

    • @someone-wh2rb
      @someone-wh2rb 4 роки тому +17

      @@ejc6772 The Second one has cannibalism and extreme amounts of blood so yeah I get why you're dad doesnt want you to see it.

  • @snowfromflame6711
    @snowfromflame6711 7 років тому +1455

    Kingman has to be my favorite series of movies just for the awesome James Bond but somewhat funny approach

    • @kanedong9996
      @kanedong9996 7 років тому +1

      true

    • @Addict9090
      @Addict9090 7 років тому +9

      I actualy loved it. The idea of the statesmen was great.

    • @somerandommenace
      @somerandommenace 6 років тому +3

      Sidon Ithano it was ok pretty corny though. It doesn't touch the original

    • @momentodebruh7300
      @momentodebruh7300 6 років тому +1

      CaptainCole no crap and predictable

    • @momentodebruh7300
      @momentodebruh7300 6 років тому +1

      CaptainCole shit franchise

  • @bigredinfinity3126
    @bigredinfinity3126 8 років тому +718

    Oscar Pistorius running from a burglar LMFO best cinemasins line ever

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 8 років тому +6

      more like running from the cops after killing Reeva

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 8 років тому +1

      Top Ten, at least. And I watched every single one of them.

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 8 років тому +4

      It could be more creepier if the movie was made much earlier and Oscar Pistorius took on the role of Gazelle before being arrested for killing Reeva.

    • @laalki80
      @laalki80 8 років тому +1

      This. xD

    • @gngrlvr1
      @gngrlvr1 8 років тому +17

      He was actually offered the role.

  • @niamhisamicropig5230
    @niamhisamicropig5230 7 років тому +849

    Tbf everyone goes to the local pub whether you like all of the people there or not

    • @matthewturvey563
      @matthewturvey563 7 років тому +75

      Niamhisamicropig Yes, exactly. Who gives a fuck if you don't like someone there? You're there to booze

    • @willallen5044
      @willallen5044 7 років тому +8

      I have never let anything stop me from going to my local pub... don't care who is in there!

    • @NilsGJohansson
      @NilsGJohansson 7 років тому

      lol you have the same profile pic i have on steam

    • @spiritusIRATUS
      @spiritusIRATUS 7 років тому +1

      Just shows muricans have no clue about people in other countries. And I thought Britain was their granny so they should at leat know some stuff about it.

  • @TheTrueSleezy
    @TheTrueSleezy 5 років тому +246

    2:50, I mean in the movie the one dude talked about eggy’s past and how he was a royal marine, and a gymnastics professional and could’ve went to the Olympics

    • @dag1704
      @dag1704 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, this "mistakes" video is complete shit. It is either his personal preference, he marked as a mistake, or a mistake made by him, he marked as a mistake, because he is neither able to draw the line between 2 scenes, nor paying attention to what the world includes and what not... Really disappointed from this video.

    • @FTQuake
      @FTQuake 3 роки тому +2

      @@dag1704 you must be new around here

    • @dag1704
      @dag1704 3 роки тому

      @@FTQuake tbh yes

    • @gooberpea2524
      @gooberpea2524 3 роки тому

      222th like

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 2 роки тому

      @@dag1704 you know these are comedy videos and not serious film criticism videos right?

  • @MilkManCaravan
    @MilkManCaravan 7 років тому +454

    The fact that you didn't take a sin off for that chase scene in the beginning is the real sin

    • @DozyDev
      @DozyDev 7 років тому

      Succ

    • @theirregulargamer13
      @theirregulargamer13 7 років тому +9

      Pretty sure these guys usually don't watch a film twice for these things anymore. They just record their commentary and pick out their best and usual complaints that can fit in 10+ minutes.

  • @Skeif13
    @Skeif13 9 років тому +338

    The "shoot the dog" scene bothered me. They kept repeating "teamwork" and telling them that the dog would be their greatest ally, so regardless of whether or not the gun had blanks, it doesn't make sense for it to be considered a failure to not shoot their ally. Also it's kind of weird that he made that a sin when the gun having blanks was actually a change when someone told the director that the audience wouldn't like the Kingsman group if they killed a dog.

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 8 років тому +28

      It tests loyalty to Kingsman.

    • @Ghostiification
      @Ghostiification 8 років тому +23

      +Skeif13 I've seen this same scene in some other movie. It's supposed to test their loyalty towards the company, which does make sense. The cause before anything else.

    • @Skeif13
      @Skeif13 8 років тому +35

      I get that it's to test their loyalty, but I feel like it doesn't make sense when the test involves disobeying previous teachings.

    • @crystala7x182
      @crystala7x182 8 років тому +12

      I was questioning that scene too. The only reason I came up with is maybe it's a test of whether or not they have the strength to shoot a loved one. In many films, we see that the good guy cannot kill the evil bad guy because they are a loved one and the bad guy uses this to their advantage.

    • @IsrarTaj83
      @IsrarTaj83 8 років тому +2

      +Skeif13
      the point of " shooting the dog" scene was to see if the candidates will be willing to kill somebody. for instance shooting a bad guy could kill a save one persons life or a thousand people's lives.

  • @yourhandlehere1
    @yourhandlehere1 7 років тому +94

    The worst sin of all is...You can't eat Mickey D's if it's more than 5 minutes old, the fries get nasty cold and microwaving doesn't help.

    • @jameskkm
      @jameskkm 7 років тому

      IcantSignIn Well, this isn't what they mean when they say Fast Food, but now that you think about it...

  • @natalynflores3869
    @natalynflores3869 3 роки тому +40

    It actually makes sense to have another hidden compartment in the plane (even though it belongs to the Kingsmen) because if an enemy were to make his way onto the plane then only the Kingsman would have knowledge of the weapons v. having them out for the enemy to take freely.

  • @Kadaue
    @Kadaue 8 років тому +126

    eggsy being a parkour badass was kind of explained earlier when harry makes a comment on his past as a gymnast.

  • @mimzy_96
    @mimzy_96 9 років тому +1490

    Thamuel El Jackthon

    • @Harrisioco
      @Harrisioco 9 років тому +12

      Really bro you put el for his middle name and not L C'mon man

    • @minato4294
      @minato4294 8 років тому +18

      You do know "el" and "l" sound the same, right? 😂😂🤔

    • @ericmills4160
      @ericmills4160 8 років тому +1

      +Star lord shut up you piece of shit

    • @EstherJessica
      @EstherJessica 8 років тому +10

      i laughed so hard at this

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 8 років тому +5

      +Syamim Nz HAhahaha dude I laughed my ass off. What a legend

  • @DerringerHK
    @DerringerHK 9 років тому +246

    "All these guys miss Eggsy, who isn't dodging or anything."
    Aren't their suits described as some next-level bulletproof stuff?

    • @toracenimarus1769
      @toracenimarus1769 9 років тому +8

      ***** *tf2 domination tune plays*

    • @Itachikeyser99
      @Itachikeyser99 9 років тому

      Yeh because his head, hands and feet are also bulletproof.......no

    • @prokhorvlg
      @prokhorvlg 9 років тому +22

      dionkeyser I think people are trained to shoot center mass, not the head.

    • @theghostinasuit2716
      @theghostinasuit2716 9 років тому +1

      ***** there are suits made out of a material similar to kevlar made to stop pistol caliber bullets, not the 556 that is coming out of those SCAR-Ls

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 9 років тому +4

      theghostinasuit Good thing this is a spy movie then, with his suit being made to stop higher calibers than what is currently possible.

  • @elijahpelito4722
    @elijahpelito4722 5 років тому +207

    Movie logos: *exist*
    CinemaSins: Pathetic.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 роки тому +4

      Ironic given that the logos are actually a contractual requirement.

  • @bradleybowie4510
    @bradleybowie4510 7 років тому +336

    "Doesn't hit him" "doesnt shoot the legs" ALL KINGSMEN SUITS ARE BULLETPROOF GENIUS

    • @udaythambimuthu3176
      @udaythambimuthu3176 5 років тому +8

      Yeah but even a proper bulletproof vest results in broken or at least cracked ribs, a bulletproof suit still doesnt take the impact out of the equation.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 років тому +33

      @@udaythambimuthu3176 Movie tech gear not being realistic is not necessarily a sin when it fits the genre.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 років тому +4

      @Crack's Ex Acc. While that is true, they are never up against snipers and they do their best to crouch behind the umbrella's shield. The better tactic would actually be shooting for their feet, or landing a grenade just behind them. However the bad guys do not seem to have grenades and are not necessarily actually experienced combatants.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 років тому

      @Crack's Ex Acc. Again, covered, lol. They are staying and moving crouched behind the shield and normal training is actually to shoot for the torso since it is an easier target.

    • @RolandGiersig
      @RolandGiersig 5 років тому +2

      I second that. The suits are bulletproof, so the occasional normal bullet would only cause a hefty slap, which the agents would learn to take.
      Also: normal guards are trained to shoot for the body, because easier target. And they wouldn't recognize the umbrella being bulletproof and think that they could shoot right through. REMOVE THAT SIN!

  • @jeffo3476
    @jeffo3476 8 років тому +349

    Alfred, Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu walk into a bar.

    • @CM-vf1mn
      @CM-vf1mn 7 років тому +3

      Waxenboss 2460 only mace windu since he went out the windo

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 7 років тому

      Jeff O ....ow

  • @ultraviolet6330
    @ultraviolet6330 9 років тому +388

    You forgot the sin in the bar fight scene, where the door was locked and then later Eggsy walks straight out of it without unlocking it.

    • @mbmmhm501
      @mbmmhm501 9 років тому +1

      +AtomicWaffles yep i noticed it when i was in the cinema watching it

    • @ultraviolet6330
      @ultraviolet6330 9 років тому +3

      Same.

    • @mbmmhm501
      @mbmmhm501 9 років тому +3

      my parents thought i nitpicked but i dont care, its a sin dammit

    • @CoDKnoedel
      @CoDKnoedel 9 років тому +7

      +AtomicWaffles Happens when he focusses on story-telling logic-sins instead of the actual sins on set :/

    • @kemodesantadesanta639
      @kemodesantadesanta639 9 років тому +8

      +AtomicWaffles *DING*

  • @ShooterQ
    @ShooterQ 3 роки тому +23

    5:39 This conversation hits deeper when you read that Samuel L Jackson took the role b/c he always wanted to be in a Bond film but never got the chance, so took this role instead.

  • @shogrran
    @shogrran 9 років тому +339

    Am I the only one irritated that the Kingsmen is supposed to be SUPER secret but they just let at least 12 other young people in puberty just walk out knowing the secret.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 9 років тому +71

      +shogrran Don't they mention how they still use those recruits in some capacity however? Like the "drowned" girl was taken on as an IT worker in their Germany office.
      Whether or not they failed the tests to become Field Agents, they are all still intelligent and athletic enough to have reached that point. So they are still useful to the organization.

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 9 років тому +32

      CrashB111 They mentioned the "drowned" girl. But the traitor they didn't. And look how the traitor was able to go to the enemy side so easily. And even if they kept all the failed recruits as secretary. That "super secret" organization. Isn't as secret as it should be.

    • @toplinecreation
      @toplinecreation 9 років тому +3

      +shogrran Well who knows they might've hit them with amnesia

    • @ethanh.6643
      @ethanh.6643 9 років тому +14

      i think i remember in the movie them saying that if they talked to others about it, they and their next of kin would be killed

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 9 років тому +3

      Ethan H. Great... but then in the movie, the candidates all have families that know about the secret. How is that a secret.

  • @judepude7335
    @judepude7335 7 років тому +543

    You said “why didn’t the shoot his legs or feet” because the suits are bulletproof and he held up an umbrella and they ain’t going to assume the umbrella bulletfroof

    • @christopherj9954
      @christopherj9954 7 років тому +33

      judepude ehhh he is literally using that umbrella as a shield and the soldiers think maybe its not bulletproof but his suit is?

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 7 років тому +22

      Bulletproof suit or not, it's still made of cloth. Maybe regular bullets can't penetrate the cloth, but they still hit it with enough force to cause severe damage to his shinbones underneath it. Even if the bullets don't go through it, they still hit him with extreme amount of force against the leg. At the very least, enough to knock him on his ass and expose more vulnerable areas.

    • @honeybadgeronyoutube7299
      @honeybadgeronyoutube7299 7 років тому +8

      Well they did not know the suit was bullet proof but once they couldn't shoot the umbrella the should have thought 'oh lets shoot his feet'

    • @___SourR34___
      @___SourR34___ 6 років тому +1

      They didn't know the suit was bulletproof either. Also, considering how Eggsy is holding it like a shield and knows what he's doing, then they probably could have came to the conclusion that the umbrella was bulletproof.

    • @domtoretto8293
      @domtoretto8293 6 років тому

      why would they think that the suit is bulletproof either?

  • @noahbowie5985
    @noahbowie5985 7 років тому +777

    you've clearly never watched sky news before

    • @ariowt
      @ariowt 7 років тому +14

      Noah Bowie I was thinking the same thing! 😂

    • @bradendeems3337
      @bradendeems3337 7 років тому +1

      Right

    • @ameritus9041
      @ameritus9041 7 років тому

      As someone who has never watched sky news... please explain?

    • @drew2464
      @drew2464 7 років тому +1

      Sin 24. They actually have that on sky news in the uk

    • @ameritus9041
      @ameritus9041 7 років тому

      ah ok, thanks.

  • @barrylyndon5552
    @barrylyndon5552 5 років тому +107

    Funny how you could almost call Fury Thanos's arch-enemy since he got the entire Avengers together and summoned Marvel yet in this movie Samuel is basically lisp Thanos.

  • @Meth0dM4n
    @Meth0dM4n 8 років тому +103

    The "Parkour Badass" thing is explained earlier when him and Harry are in the pub and Harry mentions how Eggsy was a gymnast for 2 years.

    • @FlyingTigersKMT
      @FlyingTigersKMT 8 років тому +28

      Another sin for exposition! DING!

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 8 років тому +13

      no! no sin! GNID

    • @paul38876
      @paul38876 7 років тому

      in order to be an olympic level gymnast, you have to be one a lot longer than two years

  • @18T220
    @18T220 9 років тому +3428

    Feel like I've seen this video already..

  • @Nyuum
    @Nyuum 7 років тому +735

    "Manners Maketh Man"

    • @omarelfalafly7207
      @omarelfalafly7207 6 років тому +15

      Savitar Do you know what that means?!

    • @mimo741_
      @mimo741_ 6 років тому +26

      +omar ali then let me
      teach you a lesson

    • @stephen19590
      @stephen19590 6 років тому

      If anyone didn’t Id kill them myself

    • @niiphox93
      @niiphox93 6 років тому +3

      dlrz ^throws glass at british wanker^

    • @kimjagna-an9505
      @kimjagna-an9505 5 років тому +2

      Are we all going to stand here all day? Or are we going to fight?

  • @larrylund2682
    @larrylund2682 5 років тому +130

    it is the lack of reality which makes this a really good movie.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah the movie would've sucked if it took itself too seriously.

  • @jesserosas7177
    @jesserosas7177 7 років тому +116

    Valentine: *Finishes SIM card speech*
    "What's in your wallet?"

  • @KaleSerpent
    @KaleSerpent 9 років тому +423

    Holy shit... That was Mark Hamil?! Totally didn't recognize him at all.

    • @hispanicwizard2906
      @hispanicwizard2906 9 років тому +1

      me too

    • @CanucksGameVlogger
      @CanucksGameVlogger 9 років тому +19

      If only he had his lightsaber with him

    • @arturkim1378
      @arturkim1378 9 років тому +55

      Kale Serpent You know someone's a good actor when he's unrecognizable, meaning he can avoid typecasting, so you won't be like", Oh hey that's Luke skywalker!" in every movie that he's in.

    • @stonerscouch
      @stonerscouch 9 років тому +3

      Joker

    • @KaleSerpent
      @KaleSerpent 9 років тому +5

      Artur Kim
      well... I never really cared too much about sw, so I wouldn't recognize him from that in any case... i recognize him as joker... which is voice acting, but he didn't sound much like it. Since he isn't doing the joker voice. Anyone wth that kind o voice probably has messed up vocal cords or a psycho. >_>

  • @SuperRD96
    @SuperRD96 9 років тому +1955

    I'm getting a sudden case of Deja Vu, was this video re uploaded?

    • @calebblackburn6305
      @calebblackburn6305 9 років тому +452

      Yeah, Fox took the older video down for audio reasons.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 9 років тому +6

      👍

    • @quadrel2453
      @quadrel2453 9 років тому +41

      Yogi RD It was re-uploaded, thats the joke.
      He should've waiting until April 1st tho

    • @MrDarth151
      @MrDarth151 9 років тому +26

      Zettabeam62 Not really. Automatic youtube claim system means they don't even know they took it down.

    • @LucianThorus
      @LucianThorus 9 років тому +34

      Yogi RD On a side note what is the appropriate ammount of time for the logos ? I mean what is the maximum ammount lets say for logos in a movie.

  • @andreydidenko8352
    @andreydidenko8352 5 років тому +84

    Sin 27 is Wrong because Egssie was talking with the agent and the agent said he was rlly good at gymnastics. he practised 3 yrs .

  • @emdotrod
    @emdotrod 9 років тому +262

    The church scene with Free Bird and stuff should make this movie unsinnable.
    Although no movie is without sin

    • @bennygaray46
      @bennygaray46 9 років тому +4

      It was okay

    • @ColCoal
      @ColCoal 9 років тому +6

      Ardimo Harsa Why? The most over used song besides sweet home alabama to the killing of a whole church group, how is this a good thing?

    • @Soraking007
      @Soraking007 9 років тому +1

      Ardimo Harsa actually i sin the movie for that scene because in the comic it was realistically only about a minute before he got knocked down and stoppped butin this he fucking murders everyone and i dont like change.

    • @jimbobby2715
      @jimbobby2715 9 років тому +16

      coltheawesomeable because it was an amazing fight scene? And unless you never saw the movie you would kinda hate that church group anyways and it always feel rewarding for the people nobody likes to end up dying in some way

    • @Soraking007
      @Soraking007 9 років тому

      jim bobby the fight scene is too long the panel by panel shot was done better in the comics but only because it was panel by panel and shorter.

  • @nazhifatruly9694
    @nazhifatruly9694 6 років тому +152

    8:11 "NOOOOO!!!" ...No.

  • @ShaoVideoProduction
    @ShaoVideoProduction 9 років тому +201

    5:28 also, McDonalds burgers do not look like that.

    • @WriimeTime
      @WriimeTime 9 років тому +4

      Shao *ding*

    • @PsihopatForRBrJohny
      @PsihopatForRBrJohny 9 років тому

      Shao they do... That was indeed the BigMac and the McRoyale. I know my McDonald's

    • @Shadow-us3jg
      @Shadow-us3jg 9 років тому +5

      Psihopat Johny what a load on mc-crap

    •  9 років тому +14

      Shao They do if you are a billionaire and can buy a license to set up your own McDonald's staffed by your own employees.

    • @grantkidd4142
      @grantkidd4142 9 років тому

      Shao Cheeseburgers do look like that, until they are wrapped up and stored at 60C until someone buys them at. The heat wrinkles the bun and makes the cheese go all over the place

  • @cobalt4966
    @cobalt4966 4 роки тому +23

    6:32 There was a kingsman archer crossover clip where they make fun of this.
    Also you missed a sin, he says that an Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing but it’s actually any formal shoe with CLOSED lacing.

  • @cwrightexe
    @cwrightexe 9 років тому +167

    you do realise that Harry actually stated that all kingsman suits are bullet proof, so there was no need to state how Eggsy was dodging a fuck ton of bullets

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 9 років тому +2

      um yeah but none of them hit him at all. you can clearly see that his suit is not damaged or dirty in the back

    • @stroheker1
      @stroheker1 9 років тому +5

      +Taylor Sparks and a bullet hitting you is not something you just shrug off with no reaction.

    • @cwrightexe
      @cwrightexe 9 років тому +3

      yea but this is movie logic were talking about

    • @stroheker1
      @stroheker1 9 років тому +5

      yea but this is CinemaSins were talking about!

    • @cwrightexe
      @cwrightexe 9 років тому +7

      probably the best point you could have possibly made

  • @hexxed810
    @hexxed810 7 років тому +555

    I got a kingsman ad before this video
    Coincidence? I think not

    • @Falcon_747
      @Falcon_747 7 років тому

      Kuutio Puutio I loved how u added an incredible reference, heh get it? INCREDIBLE hehe

    • @inkfish2758
      @inkfish2758 7 років тому +1

      It actually is a coincidence. UA-cam saw you were watching a video about kings men and thought you would be likely be interested in the ad.

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 6 років тому

      EternalAirsoft Golden Circle, the second one

    • @pastelqwq1360
      @pastelqwq1360 6 років тому

      Hotel? Trivago

  • @ghouljoex8744
    @ghouljoex8744 7 років тому +951

    Can Samuel jackson get a sin off for the lisp

    • @sujiliuu
      @sujiliuu 6 років тому +13

      ghouljoe x IT BUGS ME SO HARD

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 6 років тому +28

      No, the lisp is an extra sin. Or several sins.

    • @lukasadamson6091
      @lukasadamson6091 6 років тому +15

      Probably they were going for the "outcast nerd who had a lisp and no friends and became a super villian" route.

    • @kieoluveio2170
      @kieoluveio2170 6 років тому +1

      You think they did THAT... in a movie that basically set out to fuck all the usual action movie tropes.... k.

    • @kieoluveio2170
      @kieoluveio2170 6 років тому

      Also, nothing about any of that was mentioned. To come to that conclusion is a bit much of a stretch... even for the internet.

  • @gtaacsoliddude3230
    @gtaacsoliddude3230 6 років тому +85

    'Manners…maketh…man'
    Words for life
    👊respect

  • @DarthJedi2005remixes
    @DarthJedi2005remixes 6 років тому +41

    You might sin the opening few scenes of Eggsy's family life but let me tell you they are quite possibly the most realistic part of the whole film. It's quite sad how many teenagers living in run-down estates have lives exactly like his.

  • @CFHistory
    @CFHistory 9 років тому +93

    Can't believe he didn't discount a sin from the Incredibles for the single greatest scene in cinema history, with the greatest lines being delivered by Honey, wife of Frozone (who, I should remind you, has zero actual screentime)

    • @bardfinn
      @bardfinn 9 років тому +30

      I AM YOUR WIFE! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET!

    • @CFHistory
      @CFHistory 9 років тому +30

      nah m8 we gotta do this properly...
      HONEYYYY? WHERES MAH SUPER SUIT?

    • @TokinMusket
      @TokinMusket 9 років тому +15

      CFHistory WHAAT?

    • @AndrewDembouski
      @AndrewDembouski 9 років тому +23

      WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
      I UHHH PUT IT AWAY
      WHERE
      WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW
      I NEED IT!

    • @RileyWhittakerMusic1
      @RileyWhittakerMusic1 9 років тому +16

      Andrew Dembouski UH-UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF DOING NO DARING-DO. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR 2 MONTHS!
      THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!

  • @SlimyGreenSlime
    @SlimyGreenSlime 9 років тому +352

    I'd like to see either the Harry Potter videos or the Lord of the Rings ones recounted.
    As far as regular Sins go, I'd like more Disney movies.

    • @MrTREEHUNTER22
      @MrTREEHUNTER22 9 років тому +13

      I'd like to see all the old ones that he barely sinned on

    • @DaveyDDial1
      @DaveyDDial1 9 років тому +1

      ForgettableNPC CinemaSins do not redo videos. This video was re-uploaded because of an issue.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 9 років тому +9

      DaveyDDial1 In the description they asked what people would like to see recounted. Joke or not, he is getting what he asked for.

    • @DaveyDDial1
      @DaveyDDial1 9 років тому +5

      NobodyImportant The description has said recounted forever. Literally every video asks what movie's sins you'd like to see recounted. And Jeremy has said that they don't re-do their videos when asked if they'd recount some of the older movies in the previous fast-paced style they used to do.

    • @Thermalions
      @Thermalions 9 років тому +5

      NobodyImportant I suspect you are confusing the intended meaning. I suspect Jeremy's using (a):
      a) Recount: to relate in detail
      b) Recount: to count again

  • @lolman8902
    @lolman8902 4 роки тому +27

    10:20 the explosions are colourful because valentine can't handle gore.

  • @pulsefull7248
    @pulsefull7248 7 років тому +589

    You forgot that after the first fight in the pub he closed the door and then and then walked out without opening the locks

    • @omarelfalafly7207
      @omarelfalafly7207 7 років тому +1

      Thatcher Himself I noticed that as well from the first time I watched the movie

    • @ajd4909
      @ajd4909 7 років тому +22

      you can hear them being clicked open tho i swear

    • @pyroquill1989
      @pyroquill1989 7 років тому +22

      Naw thats not a sin, thats just Harry xD

    • @MegaGralha
      @MegaGralha 7 років тому

      Cluster Charge set

    • @tylerbowie7252
      @tylerbowie7252 7 років тому +1

      Yup i noticed that

  • @SuperParkourio
    @SuperParkourio 7 років тому +64

    Not everyone needs to fall for the "Free Phone Evil Plan", just enough for the phones to be everywhere. And not everyone knows about Edward Snowden.

    • @GabrielIgnacio
      @GabrielIgnacio 7 років тому +1

      SuperParkourio Not everyone knows about Edward Snowden but everyone knows about the information he leaked regarding PRISM and other various government surveillance programs. The "Free Phone Plan" reeks of suspicion notably since it's from one single entity with no glaring downsides to it.
      Then again, it's Kingsman. The movie has a basic plot but shows a lot of style pulling it off.

    • @SuperParkourio
      @SuperParkourio 7 років тому +14

      This is the first time I've heard about PRISM, so no. Not everyone knows about it.

    • @bonham1981
      @bonham1981 7 років тому +9

      John Oliver did a bit where he asks people on the streets of New York who Edward Snowden was and what he did. People don't know or misremember.

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion 7 років тому

      That's because in bits like that, they always edit out the people who DO know. Kind of like those geography tests they do on passers-by. None of them EVER get it right because that wouldn't be as funny.

    • @ashwinalagendran6748
      @ashwinalagendran6748 7 років тому +1

      Also, eggsy was not suddenly a parkour badass, later on in the movie we find he was pegged for the Olympics in gymnastics so yeah that's where he gets it from.

  • @joshuasingleton9297
    @joshuasingleton9297 6 років тому +61

    “Whitest Recruitment Ever” 😂

  • @mrcooldude90210
    @mrcooldude90210 5 років тому +167

    @5:12 They predicted Donald Trump serving McDonald's to the Clemson football team. I demand a sin removal

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 роки тому +2

      I demand a hundred sins added

    • @georgememmott4398
      @georgememmott4398 4 роки тому +1

      @@Milamberinx ?

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 роки тому +1

      @@georgememmott4398 good point well made, I've certainly learnt a lot, nice chatting with you.

    • @georgememmott4398
      @georgememmott4398 4 роки тому +1

      @@Milamberinx aight no problem

  • @ryanhirsch3505
    @ryanhirsch3505 8 років тому +221

    You should have put in a what's in your wallet joke

  • @BasilOmoriFan
    @BasilOmoriFan 9 років тому +276

    I don`t know about you, but I loved this movie.

    • @StarRider587
      @StarRider587 9 років тому +18

      Gumball He doesn't only sin movies he doesn't like. He sinned Incredibles and he said in the description that he thinks it's one of the best animated films of all time. They also liked Gravity and they sinned that.

    • @cappuccino-1721
      @cappuccino-1721 9 років тому +6

      They liked this movie to, he says it's fun in the video

    • @yasmeenkassam410
      @yasmeenkassam410 9 років тому

      Gumball I LOVE IT TOO

    • @CT--gs1wj
      @CT--gs1wj 9 років тому +7

      he sin lots of movies, im sure there are some that he likes/enjoys watching too. I also loved it too.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 9 років тому

      +Gumball i just watched it last night on netflix and i loved it.

  • @MagoDSnowman
    @MagoDSnowman 9 років тому +77

    To be fair, Kentucky IS the villain playground of the US

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 9 років тому +8

      Are you sure it's not Tennessee?

    • @StarRider587
      @StarRider587 9 років тому +12

      Doki Doki Horonigaidesu Gumiworm Z Or Washington D.C.? I mean, with all those lizard people and everything.

    • @ThatSinghSaransh
      @ThatSinghSaransh 9 років тому

      +Doki Doki Horonigaidesu Gumiworm Z Nah that's where I hang my hat.

  • @oneproudpeacock6901
    @oneproudpeacock6901 5 років тому +30

    10:20 that was a mind-blowing experience!

  • @yuhmxxa6261
    @yuhmxxa6261 9 років тому +264

    technically, they could of shot at Eggsy in the tunnel scene and not hurt him if they aimed for his back because the suit is bullet proof, remember?

    • @yuhmxxa6261
      @yuhmxxa6261 9 років тому +43

      Also, he was a gymnast that is why he could do parkour...learn your facts mate

    • @yuhmxxa6261
      @yuhmxxa6261 9 років тому +46

      ALSO, The race of the rich people in England is majorly white; it would stick out like a sore thumb if they added someone of color to the recruits. Which you would probably add a sin for anyway.

    • @LoopyLaloo
      @LoopyLaloo 9 років тому +1

      Yass... finally! Spot on!

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 9 років тому +1

      +LeeAnn King , that's not what the Muslims there tell me. ;)

    • @Fishfingers232
      @Fishfingers232 9 років тому +14

      +LeeAnn Body armour doesn't magically give you the ability to just shrug off bullets. Getting struck by a bullet with body armour on can be like a massive punch and will wind you/knock you down/injure you.

  • @zacharymartin4749
    @zacharymartin4749 7 років тому +472

    If they aimed for his legs it would do nothing his suit is bulletproof

    • @fantasmaassassino0
      @fantasmaassassino0 7 років тому +56

      Zachary Martin he would still drop to the ground in pain. Bullet-proof doesn't mean pain-proof.

    • @Daxter609
      @Daxter609 7 років тому +21

      And at the range and how many of them are firing at bullet-proof isn't really bullet-proof anymore

    • @hud5307
      @hud5307 7 років тому +21

      Ffs, he has an umbrella that can stop bullets and shoot.
      Why wouldn't the suit have similar properties

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 років тому +1

      Shadow - SixThree
      You have common sense.

    • @bonk1398
      @bonk1398 7 років тому +2

      But they didn't know that

  • @Genesis23OPB
    @Genesis23OPB 7 років тому +355

    the head explosion thingy was just for humor, to make it harmless and appauling to younger audiences, instead of being 18plus

    • @jacksoneaton5093
      @jacksoneaton5093 7 років тому +74

      Genesis23OPB i'm pretty sure it was because Valentine doesn't like blood.

    • @GabrielIgnacio
      @GabrielIgnacio 7 років тому +28

      Genesis23OPB The movie has an R rating so I doubt it's to appeal to younger audiences.

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 років тому +7

      no idea what R rating means but as long there is no blood in a movie its basically for 12 yr olds. way more audience than being 18plus

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 років тому +1

      i did, probably more often than you and that small bits of blood are not even close to an 18+ rated movie. that bit of red mist and the few drops are not worth mentioning

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 років тому +4

      no idea, but a tarantino film is much more violent than this one ever was. the guy at the beginning that gets cut in half? almost no blood, just a red line that shows what has happened to him. so it goes for the whole movie, the blood is there, but very suptile. makes sense. less blood means lower rating, which means more possible audience. and this movie seems perfect for teens because it has action and humor. look at mad max for example. quite a lot of shooting and violence, but almost no visible blood.

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 Рік тому +2

    7:50 when watching this film Colin Firth climbs over some collapsed church pews then when he walks out of the church all pews are the same standing up

  • @hannahsmart4494
    @hannahsmart4494 7 років тому +80

    The clipboard is just a tablet in disguise, that didn't really deserve the sin

  • @Wistbacka
    @Wistbacka 8 років тому +42

    Nice one but here are some things I think didn't deserve sins, and should infact remove sins:
    The fact that the movie acknowledges the stupidity of Bond-villains -1 sin
    The head-pop montage was equally amazing as the church fight-scene from a artistic point of view -5 sins

  • @BigBongly
    @BigBongly 9 років тому +543

    Wtf why is this re uploaded? Did the company that owns the movie throw a massive hissy fit?

    • @admiralkebob3245
      @admiralkebob3245 9 років тому +215

      Yes

    • @DrKelbo
      @DrKelbo 9 років тому +34

      He's re-counting it read the description

    • @svnhddbst8968
      @svnhddbst8968 9 років тому +94

      kelly charlton i read the description and don't see anything useful other than contact info, please help me see what i seem to be missing horribly.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 9 років тому +13

      kelly charlton That doesn't mean he's literally recounting the sins. It's in every one of his videos.

    • @usernamejb69
      @usernamejb69 9 років тому +2

      Xx_Wolf king98_xX cant have been an accident that its re uploaded its the same goddamn title with "(-deja vu) added to the end

  • @willowarmstrong7433
    @willowarmstrong7433 3 роки тому +6

    I agree with this completely apart from a few.
    1. In the pub with Galahad it was mentioned that he was an Olympic level gymnast so the parkour scene doesn't deserve a sin
    2. The chips explode with colour because Valentine hates blood and this movie is just like that not taking itself seriously
    3. I think the church scene deserves at least 15 sins off because its simply epic.
    4.In the church scene when the hand grenade explodes it takes Galahad out of the trance from the chips for a second and he realises what he's doing until the ringing in his ears stops from the explosion and he can hear the signal again where he goes back into the murderous mindset so I think that deserves a sin or 2 off for detail
    5. It avoided the "Get with the closest female you have trained with for quite a while and that you have had multiple dangerous encounters with" Cliche
    6. Even if they did shoot at Eggsy's legs and feet in that scene it wouldn't matter as the suits are bulletproof
    If anyone has any arguments against it please let me know! :)

  • @zimv1234567890
    @zimv1234567890 7 років тому +32

    0:48 funny story:
    This scene was actually in the comic book the movie is based on, and stooges talk to Hamill and ask him how he feel about the new Star Wars films.

  • @josuesilva9485
    @josuesilva9485 9 років тому +2735

    Can you do Zombieland

  • @sebastientherocker
    @sebastientherocker 9 років тому +455

    I fucking live this movie. Again.

    • @Naing2lin
      @Naing2lin 9 років тому +148

      I love living movies too

    • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
      @eighteen-naked-cowboys 9 років тому +31

      I like to think we all get lost in a good film and live the movie. 😇

    • @TheMemzie99
      @TheMemzie99 9 років тому +25

      Naing Lin maybe we might be misunderstanding, what if he's an actual Kingsman and we're being sarcastic?

    • @conorstrack552
      @conorstrack552 9 років тому +10

      TheMemzie99 Than he is the worst spy ever.

    • @SV67943
      @SV67943 9 років тому +5

      Spartan 3G Never heard of hiding in plain sight?

  • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
    @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 5 років тому +31

    9:18 that is my ringtone (super Mario 'Star power' theme) I actually had to take my earphones out and went to answer it XD

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 роки тому

      That's a good choice for a ring tone.

  • @CommanderCharms
    @CommanderCharms 9 років тому +130

    The most annoying thing about the first part of this cinemasins is that the whole pub scene along with the the cringe about Eggsy's name and the BBC News scene is because this movie is a bit more relateable to the British people. The whole deal with the pub? Probably because it's the cheapest place to drink in the local area and who's going to turn down a drink because some arseholes are drinking there aswell? The rest can speak for themselves but the whole lack of faith part like the train scene is objectionable because you aren't going to be unfazed by the fact that you're tied to a fucking train track!

    • @robinlovell1617
      @robinlovell1617 9 років тому +38

      You are right. The pub scenes need to have all their sins removed, they shouldn't be sinned just because the reviewer doesn't understand life in the seedier parts of Sarf Landon. All that stuff completely resonates. Also, the sin for him being good at 'parkour' - well its explained in the first pub scene that Eggsy (great choice of authentic British nickname) excelled at gymnastics, as well as being a Marine. Remove a sin. Finally, someone else here commented on the fashion choice Eggsy wears - buttoned up polo. Anywhere in inner-city Britain, you will see yoofs dressed exactly that way. But it wasn't officially sinned so hmmmmmok.

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 9 років тому +1

      +Xenith XVI Eggsy isn't even his real name I'm pretty sure. I think they say his real name or mention that it's his nickname somewhere in the movie.

    • @CommanderCharms
      @CommanderCharms 9 років тому

      Speedojesus
      Yeah I know.

    • @TsukiNekota
      @TsukiNekota 9 років тому +1

      +Speedojesus Yeah, his name is Gary

    • @Justagirlwithasmile
      @Justagirlwithasmile 8 років тому +6

      +Xenith XVI They always do this though- it's part of the joke the reviewers constantly sin things for being "un-American" like the metric system, because 'Murica.

  • @nicolesong6199
    @nicolesong6199 8 років тому +75

    THE LAST SEVERAL SECONDS KILLED ME

  • @aarshpatel2000
    @aarshpatel2000 7 років тому +170

    Btw the punching of the 2 way glass is actually very possible as that room is about 2000-5000 cubic feet of water which has the pressure 2 atmospheres and that's about 28.2 psi

    • @jetlag3260
      @jetlag3260 7 років тому +7

      Intergalactic Gamer omg you are amazing

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 років тому +16

      Nobody likes a smart ass except other smart asses.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 7 років тому +25

      I'm just amazed that he actually did the math... (or was ballsy enough to just invent random numbers and hope that noone would notice)

    • @GaryKetchum808
      @GaryKetchum808 7 років тому +13

      Well it depends on how T H I C C the glass was right?

    • @terabera3390
      @terabera3390 7 років тому +4

      Right, which means either the water would have broke the glass alone or the punches at 1mph were going to do nothing to the glass that could stand the water. This movie implies that the glass was exactly tailored to stand exactly that much water and not a pound more force. Worst engineering ever.

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Рік тому +4

    I like how he mentioned that Eggsy broke the necklace instead of taking it off in the interrogation room but didn't mention how remembered to say "Oxfords not Brogues" when calling the number on the back of the necklace. As if he'd never forget the random secret codewords a strange man told his mother while he was sitting playing with a snowglobe and not paying attention.

  • @midgetwars1
    @midgetwars1 8 років тому +63

    When you realise that 90% of the rich people and leaders of the world are dead. All cops and military are basically gone, hospitals and Doctors are completely gone, any gun range is gone, anyone in a car is gone as well.
    Africa, most parts of india/china, really really rural areas and North Korea are the winners of this movie.

    • @thespb0141
      @thespb0141 7 років тому +17

      To be fair though, all the leaders who died were the ones who were selfish assholes.

  • @maxpowers4889
    @maxpowers4889 7 років тому +131

    When Captain America uses his mighty Shield wait what umbrella?

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 7 років тому +2

      then all of those who oppose his umbrella must yield?

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 7 років тому

      Bulletproof Mary Poppins lol

  • @britneytran3110
    @britneytran3110 7 років тому +105

    1:55 before the fight against the agent and the punks. The kingsman agent locked the three latches on the door. After the fight he walks out casually. Forgetting that he locked it

    • @edwardake1256
      @edwardake1256 7 років тому +10

      Nope. He opens only one of the doors and you can hear at least one lock being slid open before that (I'm going to assume the lock across the two doors has recently been oiled).

    • @sebastiansanchezleon920
      @sebastiansanchezleon920 7 років тому

      yeah i saw that too

  • @plumrains5010
    @plumrains5010 6 років тому +11

    I absolutely loved these movies. I knew early on it wasnt going to be totally serious.. So I just sat back, took off my movie critic glasses and just enjoyed the characters and the humor.. Tilde was my favorite.

  • @hassanahmed7202
    @hassanahmed7202 7 років тому +13

    Correction all eggsy had to do when he entered the Kingsman shop at 8:23was find the meeting room which was itself inside the Kingsman store so he would not have to do any biometric scans since he did not need to take a secret elevator.

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 7 років тому +439

    Golden circle Spoiler:
    Be warned.
    RIP merlin. He went out like a boss. I don’t care how they pull it off, I want him in no. 3. I also want mark strong to cover ‘West Virginia’

    • @peachcobbler8571
      @peachcobbler8571 7 років тому +36

      my dude the song is 'take me home country roads'

    • @robynspooner3115
      @robynspooner3115 7 років тому +22

      Fun fact they filmed a different scene where only his legs blew up and he came back in the wedding with mechanical legs and a kilt theres images online but they decided they couldn't bring back another character so it seems he's staying dead

    • @araposkulo
      @araposkulo 7 років тому +24

      Bringing him back would undermine the awesomeness of the character and the drama of his self sacrifice

    • @RhysAfton
      @RhysAfton 6 років тому +6

      I can't even listen to that song without cringing while thinking about his character being dead. R.I.P

    • @Elz_und_Elz
      @Elz_und_Elz 6 років тому +1

      The song is called country roads

  • @throwaway8133
    @throwaway8133 7 років тому +51

    Smacking Mark Hamill for no reason... LMAO

  • @elsiecreations9974
    @elsiecreations9974 3 роки тому +3

    05:57 I disagree that Eggsy should have known the train tracks wasn’t life-threatening. He was on assignment with Roxy and Charlie at a bar when he passed out and woke to find himself tied to a train track in a place he knows not. Then a stranger shows up with a knife and a train comes barreling in your direction. It’s definitely reasonable to think that your life is in danger.