Rat Rants: Cars 2 Gave me an Aneurysm
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- Опубліковано 20 чер 2023
- Cars 2: escape to Africa made my brain hurt and my friends witnessed it and now I’m making a video about to because I’m going mental right now
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You fool, you forgot to mention, HOW WAS CAR JESUS CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS?!????!, THEIR CARS!!!! THEY DON’T HAVE LIMBS!!!!!!
WATCH TURNING RED DAWN IT
@@MichealbjI already did and made a video about it
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Fun fact in real-life bullets absolutely do a lot to cars and the only thing that can stop a bullet in a car is the engine block.
I love how it wasn’t the movie it’s self but how the world of cars actually worked.
StinkyBlueRat Plush
When the world building causes uncalculably more psychic damage than the plot.
to be fair cars 2 was the one that brought up the confusion, so he still could be ranting about the movie
but yeah your point still stands
@@cursiveMto be fair are the gods humans?
@@Wolffyplayeri wish that were the case
Imagine if you made an entire lego city, but instead of using actual lego figures as the citizens, you use Hot Wheels. Cause that's basically the Cars franchise
Bro that’s exactly what I did when I used to play with cars toys
Oh we all definitely can relate 😂
@@StinkyBlueRati am co creator of bunny lucky
And now imagine that city with the hotwheels
Ok now get a fortnite gun and duct tape it into the toaster hot wheels car
That’s cars 2
I used to do that all the time when i was younger.
The rat's slow decent into madness made my day.
Well that's morbid.
So, the cars universe says that Lemons are basically disabled cars who have built in issues and need special care to function, and they are framed as the bad guys who want to get back at the world for making fun of them and treating them poorly, and the film never acknowledges that the way Lemons are treated might be wrong and only to maintain the flawed status quo that caused the conflict in the first place. I know that this unfortunate implication was not intended because they did not think any of this movie through whatsoever did they. They kicked the original director of Brave out because John Lasseter didn’t like women, but he got to make his Cars go to Europe fan fiction. Yeah, he should have been kicked out of the studio sooner. Replace the cars with humans and get uncomfortable about what the film might be saying.
Well if disabled people gained power theoretically, and wanted to kill millions of innocents and make mega corporations to make money off of that wouldnt you want to stop them, i mean they did suffer sure but the world doesnt have to pay, especially not because someone makes fun of you, its as if hitler getting kicked out of art school somehow was enough justification for killing millions, you see where im going? The evil cars in cars 2 are like that, yes they suffered but caused even more suffering, also they shoulve known they would lose, they are worse cars than the new models in every way
"Because John Lasseter didn’t like women"
No. If John Lasseter was actually a misogynist he would've at least let Her Cook.
The Cars universe is the ultimate fever dream that no one will ever understand no matter how hard we try.
I tried once but in the words of nibbrains dad
*I know better now*
I love the fact that somehow this G rated animated film got a freaking body count, and that’s hilarious 🤣
Let’s not forget, Mater was about to pull an Allah on the queen
The unlucky tug: it's okay, though, cause their cars, not people.
@@StinkyBlueRatDAD GUM! THEY DUN HIT THE PENTAGON!
This G-rated animated film had a higher body count than Jaws and Halloween... combined
@@danielrules-espinalDad gum tthey hit the towers the plan dun working I guess
1:42 He's asking the real questions 🤣
What's funnier is that from the trailers alone Elemental raises just as many if not more questions about how its illogical world works
Yeah but cars 2 does worse
To the point of physical damage
I watched in theaters with my baby cousin and came out with cuts ony upper arm
FUCKIN CUTS and mind you we were away from every one else
@@garrettfrench5574I’m sorry HUH?!?
You made me laugh about the god rant, the Jewish rant and the hilter part.
A question asked by the true deep thinkers. Was there a Cars Hitler?
2:03
Fun fact: he went from questions to fucking crazy
2:25 LMAO THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS😂🤣
That a reference to the anime movie Akira
Technically speaking Tow Mater goes around picking up corpses.
Then he takes them home and puts the corpses in piles of body parts and other corpses around his house and lives next to them
"HOW DO THEY DRINK THE BEER!? THERE ARE NO STRAWS! THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS! AAAAAAAAAAA" -Unlucky Tug
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Stinkybluerat: “IS THERE A CAR HITLER?”
My boy really be asking the right questions XD
So in a deleted "scene" from the first cars movie, they take the engine out of McQueen and put it in a road paver similar to Betsy. Making him pave the road himself. So like say you were a car. Would that mean you could actually get a job as a tugboat???? Like would they just surgically remove your engine and put it in the body of a tug boat?????
@@grimweed8110 If we use the logic of that deleted scene honestly yeah. It would be more like a brain transfer but pretty much yeah just what you said. It randomly bothers the fuck out of me to this day.
Thank you Crisp, for continuing to use the word "retarded" and not get in trouble
Wellbhe had to remember cars 2 so he's been properly punished already
0:22 Buzz im dying Got me dying as well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:06 plz make a full song plz
Cars 2 is the movie of all time
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
Eh it's ok ill respect tho
@@johnoconnell5004 how is that funny?
Not rlly...
Who went more insane when overanalysing Cars 2, The Unlucky Tug or StinkyBlueRat?
Both…both lost there minds to the brink of insanity XD
@@jboxgaming444I think The Unlucky Tug. The guy went crazy trying to comprehend beers inside a mug, that the cars can't ever drink out of.
They need to make a video together ranting about the cars universe
Both of them went crazy!
The Unlucky Tug takes the cake.
Wow. If I had a nickel for everytime someone went on a rant about how terrible Cars 2’s logic is with “In the hall of the Mountain King” playing in the background, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
I'd have 4 again not whole lot but still
1:33
In Japan: There’s Vending Machines Where You Can Get Foods And Drinks!
In Cars 2: There’s Vending Machines Where You Can Get Several Limbs
There's also a screen where Mater abandons his friends and writes a goodbye letter, but how did he write the letter without any hands,with his mouth?
2:16 THE QUEEN 👑 🚙
"Cars" is the only universe in which the selling of body parts is a common regulated marketing activity
2:03 got me dying
The only way to enjoy the movie is not question everything
We need more of these rat rants.
1:55 Oh my God! Why does Car Christianty have a cross if the cars don't have any limbs to nail to a cross? WAS JESUS CHRIST A TUGGING CARRIAGE??!!
2:28 well at least we know how that man on Dr phill got his affection with cars
1:10 I never thought of that before 🤔
As someone who likes the gore type of horror, a vending machines with severed limbs sounds like the something for a cannibal.
...
😮 WOULDNT THAT MEAN CARS CAN BE CANNIBALS!?!
If Toy Story was John Lasseter’s baby, then Cars is his barely disguised fetish for motor vehicles.
It is of my firm belief that the vast majority of the problems people have with the Cars series started with this movie
Same.
The only thing I remember about this film when I was a kid was the car murder.
It was that, fins theme, and bizarre romance between matter and the rookie spy girl car that gives me a damn headache
About the Fueling Nemo thing, there are both Plane People and Plane Pigeons in Cars 2.
1:54 Dude looks stoned out his fucking mind. 😂😂😂😂😂
2:26 did crisp rat just make an anime reference omg he’s one of us now
I will give the movie this. The actions scenes were pretty sick.
I think this movie was directed by Michael Bay
0:54 I just had a disturbing thought
Is that the crane’s arm or some other appendage?
2:25 Stinky rat: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! * hallusinationz x2 * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
You and Tugs should do a collab on Cars some time. Just to see how insane you both get.
0:20 🎵YoU gOt A fRiEnD iN mE🎵
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Can we just admit that anything Cars 2 introduced to the Cars lore was a mistake?
Yes
Cars lore??? Don't be ridiculous.
Ah, Cars 2..... was that even a real movie?
Yes it is real
2:29 that was some spicy meatballs
I had the Cars 2 DVD when I was little and I left that thing in the DVD book to gather dust. I never watched it after the first time lmao
I laughed consistently throught the whole video. Good job, mate!
This video is hilarious but infuriating at the same time. Cars 2 was my JAM when I was little! I watched 2-3 time per day! And I still love it!
What about the disturbing part were the French Miss had headlights for eyes and she sells them as replacement headlights and let's not forget all the cars characters have two pupils for the front window
Still, you have to admit that Finn Mcmissile’s theme song is the coolest thing to ever exist.
Awesome video dude. I made to sure to listen at full volume 👍
The world of Cars would have worked if it was a comedy like Rocko's Modern Life and Camp Lazlo, instead they took it seriously
this movie is nostalgia for me. cars 2 was the first movie i ever saw
My guy we are talking about my favorite childhood movie... But you got a point 😅
I just never questioned it and went along with the ride
Ok it’s this video that’s one of my favorites along with the sentinel prime review and crips jr. filming crisp rat playing with his collectibles 😂
I think I saw how cars do it from Caddicarus’s review of Pixar games. As for how babies are born, they must use the car door.
A message to Crisp Rat if you watch the movie Planes which takes place in the Cars universe they literally say World War II actually happened in the cars universe so yes there was a Car Hitler
I laughed so fucking hard at this it's insane! We need more.
Wait until you watch the 2 Disney’s Planes movies made by the studio that made those straight to dvd sequels classics like Hunchback Of Notre Dame 2, The Fox and the Hound 2, Brother Bear 2, and Belle’s Magical World. Oh and also some Tinker-bell movies.
At least the soundtrack was kind of good
Wait did a 9/11 happen in the Car Universe?!? Omg now I too am slowly decent to madness
Wow, it's almost like Cars was only made to sell toys, and as such no effort was put into the worldbuilding at all.
But seriously though, all of these are great points. Especially the severed limb vending machine.
Bro’s asking the REAL questions
NOT THE CAR HITER😰
That’s why I love the movie, the nonsense is so much that it makes it good to me, and everything else
"WAS THERE A CAR HITLER-"
God it was a fuckin struggle to watch it with him
In the hall of the mountain king is the single best piece of music ever
For research purposes, i need to ask you where that uh, Humanized Holley Shiftwell came from.
I actually never thought about that, I just enjoy the music is all
0:22 “BUZZ I’M DYING”
If the planes are alive, was there a cars 9/11?
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LMAO!
Good thing that Stinky Blue Rat appear the CAACS Adventures by VoMemes
You've got a friend in me- buzz im dying...
2:16
Putting this here for my own amusement
Well dadgum crisp, I never thought about that
You have been waiting for years for this, to get the angry and the rage out of you, of this movie 😂
Love the OneyPlays singing youve got a friend in me
"Thank the manufacturer your alive!" There is a god in cars!
In summary, the world building’s not great.
1:38 Cars characters As Humans: He needs to Wash his Hands in the Sink.
I like how this video is just crispy is just ranting about the car’s biology lmao
Was there a CAR HITLAR!!!😂😂
You’re right, but also slander
One scene in cats 2 has major and lighting thake or there wheels so in 1:34 it would be vending machines for socks and shoes
Wait, what are the actual lemon fruits doing in the cars universe?
Technically the planes are also birds
I love cars 2, I watched it for my entire childhood.
Alternative title: Rat slowly descends into madness over logic of *Cars*
"Do the cars get drunk by drinking O I L? WHO FUCKING KNOWS!"
2:04 another thing is what was thepoint of calling it fueling nemo, (i know its a boat pun) but they didnt need to change it if the plot is still to find nemo, at least the monster trucks inc pun was pretty good
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Where can I find the Finn Mcmissile theme on kazoo
2:05 that was not in Cars 2, that was at Cars Land at Disney California Adventure
2:27 best leave me alone ever