YES, he gets it! Use stuff like that to learn more about people! Similar on dating sites - don’t tell people that they shouldn’t be douchebags in your profile. Instead, be happy about that valuable information! Otherwise you might waste hours or even days (or longer, if they’re really good at hiding their true nature) figuring out that they’re awful people. Probably 10% of my connections on LinkedIn are people I never want to work with again. Fantastic to know which companies to avoid.
Yup, there was a girl in uni I temporarily had a crush on. Started having long text convos with her frequently because she was attractive and at first glance appeared sweet, harmless and bubbly in person but I intuitively thought there was something off about her. People told me I was being creepy and needy but I persisted. Good thing I did because she started confessing stuff and opinions that were very negative and toxic online that she never would in person. She ended up secretly sharing screenshots of other conversations with guys mocking and insulting them without an ounce of remorse. I was shocked and horrified but i played along and humoured her to see how far she would go. She was an incredibly vile human being. Needless to say my online exchanges with her more than confirmed my initial suspicions that something was off about her and allowed me to dodge a bullet. God knows how messy my life would’ve become had I not done this and gotten into a relationship with her.
@@vakar9779 do you know how many Muslims there are in this world rn? imagine if all of them were the way media portrays them out to be? let's use our common sense they want to get rid of Muslims but want to go on holidays to dubai??
“Move to your neighborhood, steal one of your jobs, shag one of your wives.” LMAO. So underrated - this guy is hilarious! Appreciate this joke even more because in America, they literally use this type of talk to hate on immigrants.
"Youll be the minority soon wont ya" fuckin hilarious man, love the fact that he just laughs off discrimination but it also shows how fucked britain is that its gotten to the point where he has to laugh it off.
Kinda wish he could do that. At least then we youngsters could finally start owning a home for the first time instead of having to deal with the bullshit prices across Sydney, London, etc.
2:15-2:19: Romesh, when's the next time you're in Sydney? We need you to come to Australia and lower the property prices for all of us young renters lol! Jokings aside, prices are bloody ridiculous!!!
@@nakkadu me thinks you missed the point - its a bit of fun. Owning a posh house just to keep your junk in and then working all the hours etc to maintain and pay for it is funny anyway when you start thinking about it.
Sorry just realized you may be the person who made and put up the video which I enjoyed tremendously anyway. To me prices for houses historically go up and down with social change and usage of areas. The more things change the more they stay the same lol. From where I sits house pricing coming down for any reason is the way poorer people get a bite at the cherry. So life is not to be taken too seriously it does what its wants and we all get to swim in the sticky treacle.
If you own a house (which fyi many working class people do) you don't want that house to go down in value because you could end up getting less back then you paid for it when you sell it.... Not exactly rocket science.
When I make fun of islam, I am called "islamophobic". But I hate all theistic religions, is there a term for that? Or it's only when it's islam, it is islamaphobic?
@@chrismason9091 That's his job . It just goes to show that these artists don't have the inspiration i thought they did if they can only come up with new material every 5 years. it's not about me so dont compare me to a professional comedian.
I think this guy is very funny but this bit is beneath him. All these people in the comment section congratulating themselves for being so “woke”. As a woman I find it very sad when I see a woman in a burka. She can choose it but it’s very sad to believe that you have to cover yourself to that extreme to please your god and the threat from men to women especially inside islam is very real. People who defend it really just want to feel that they are superior by demonising others. So she’s concerned about how people may influence the political and social climate of the country and that’s wrong? No it’s not and those who defame her , they could care less about the plight of women.
Some cultures would think the same thing about you wearing a shirt. I get where you're coming from but it can be very dangerous assuming that your specific culture is the correct one. It's a difficult subject and there's a lot of gray area, but you're kinda taking the extreme hard stance on it and if you're not careful that line of thinking can end up hurting people far more than it helps.
how is sentencing people for possession of crack cocaine but letting them go for powder coke racist? because it's negative discrimination, it's targeting an already disadvantaged group. providing a hotline for domestic abuse victims, helping them to take off whatever face covering thing they wear, if they don't want to wear it on the other hand is not racist. of course there's an argument about not banning something while that something is 90% used for abuse. for example ... guns! maybe requiring a license for a hijab with mandatory psych evaluations and background checks?
@@thememaster7 what's race? just skin color? or genetic ancestry? if phenotype matters, then how much behavior is part of that? genes influence a lot of that. so which genes matter and which don't? the point is that neither these burka bans nor racism mean much without context, and the context is good old xenophobia *and* the ugly problem of cultural oppression of women. treating a oppression with removing even more freedom from the oppressed (which is simply a questionable treatment of a symptom) will not lead to good results. in this instance the treatment of the problem itself is so simplistic, it's disrespectful and discriminating against the affected group. though, of course, requiring people to show their faces in schools is not a burka ban.
Honestly, one of the right's most impressive feats is convincing their supporters that fighting against racism is the _real_ racism and defending racism is not.
Honestly, the entire concept of "European" as opposed to "Asian" is racist. What, Europe is a continent, whereas let's say India isn't, because of the Urals? Need I point out the Himalayas?
@@odeode4338 I'm not saying the concept of "Asian" isn't. Race is a concept to separate people, when Indian people aren't Chinese, Cossack, Tajiik... Punjabi people aren't Tamils. We have Irish Americans, and Asian Americans. An island off the coast of England gets more cultural representation (Ethanol, and the color green) than all of the people of Asia. Which is half the population of Humanity. So yeah, the concept of the "Asian Race" is racist.
@@Psiberzerker I see your point and I actually agree to a certain extent. It’s not race, the better term is ethnic but that doesn’t ring so well with the screaming kinds on the left and right. Calling someone from India as part of the Asian race (I continue to use this word for now, as you used it) isn’t racist. It’s incredibly imprecise and I would argue saying Indian American or Pakistani American or XYZ American would be the better term than using “continent”-American. The reason why people often don’t use the more precise term, may be because they don’t know the exact origin. Which would actually mean they are less racist than you give them credit. Or can you point out the difference between every Pakistani and Indian or between an Irish and Brit? That’s why same is true for European Americans, if the precise country is not known you will hear that term being used. Don’t attribute to malice what can be explained otherwise and don’t attribute everything to racism because you water down the term. If everything is racist, nothing is and I assume you and me both don’t want that to be the case.
@@odeode4338 Okay, I'm not calling the people "Racists" for using the accepted term. Like you said, it's imprecise, but the Institutions that define people by the Continent their people are from, when [x] Caucasian is also a line on the form. I had this friend, and she was from Khazakhstan. For example, Cossack, blonde, and blue. Also happened to be from smack dab in the middle of Asia, but her parents didn't know what to put on that form. Caucasian? Yeah, that's where Caucasians came from, before they migrated across the Caucasus Mountains to roughly between the Black Sea, and the Caspian Sea because they're nomads from the Steppes of Asia. They're not considered Asian racially, they're considered Caucasian. Nobody says "European Americans" besides me. To highlight how all of the school books, the census forms, and pretty much everything that has a Race field is fucking racist. Institutional racism. That's what I'm talking about: The maps drawn in England so the Greenwich Mean Line goes through England, and Europe is a separate continent from Asia.
it's liberal humour, it's never funny, it's maybe a lil bit smartass, that's the best you can hope for. the left has no sense of humour. like, you have to have a bit of intelligence to get jokes.
Watch his routines they are completely racist, but oh no it isn’t racist if it about white people and wow you are really good a marking people as racists if they don’t like your humour, perhaps you should look at yourself. Your logic go he doesn’t like my humour he must be racist, wow strong ground there son. I think you have a big issue
@@jonathansanders9816 I'm going to have spag bol for tea tonight, I'll have to pop down the shop first though to get some herbs... oh sorry, I thought this was facebook 😂😂😂
@@fredfour0 In fairness, you are more of a tragedy than a barrel of laughs so what were you expecting? I can't make a comedy out of something this sad, that'd be distasteful.
THIS is how you do comedy about multi cultural society. Doesn't skirt around people's feelings and is still really funny
The main thing is that minorities weren't actually the butt of the joke
@@ifyousayso03 it doesn't take aim at anyone, but the racists
"Yeah, I said it!"
Honestly, I see a lot more of you people who complain about people being too sensitive than the "snowflakes"
How was he not skirting around people's feelings? Not saying he was, just thinking he didn't really talk about feelings necessarily
"Down with the Browns" lol
That doesn't sound right out of context...
The "I'm" in front is VERY important in that quote.
Romesh absolutely nails that deadpan cynical style
YES, he gets it! Use stuff like that to learn more about people!
Similar on dating sites - don’t tell people that they shouldn’t be douchebags in your profile. Instead, be happy about that valuable information! Otherwise you might waste hours or even days (or longer, if they’re really good at hiding their true nature) figuring out that they’re awful people.
Probably 10% of my connections on LinkedIn are people I never want to work with again. Fantastic to know which companies to avoid.
Yup, there was a girl in uni I temporarily had a crush on. Started having long text convos with her frequently because she was attractive and at first glance appeared sweet, harmless and bubbly in person but I intuitively thought there was something off about her.
People told me I was being creepy and needy but I persisted. Good thing I did because she started confessing stuff and opinions that were very negative and toxic online that she never would in person. She ended up secretly sharing screenshots of other conversations with guys mocking and insulting them without an ounce of remorse. I was shocked and horrified but i played along and humoured her to see how far she would go. She was an incredibly vile human being.
Needless to say my online exchanges with her more than confirmed my initial suspicions that something was off about her and allowed me to dodge a bullet. God knows how messy my life would’ve become had I not done this and gotten into a relationship with her.
I love the “I’m not showing off.” Cracks me up.
One of the funniest comedians ever
so underrated
For real! I watched literally every single youtube video of him, wish he makes a new special
I read that twice and still read that as UNfunniest lol
@Thomas Shannon where did you meet him give me more I wanna no lol
@Thomas Shannon it took me so long to understand what you meant oh my god
Love the subtle awareness through comedy about Islamophobes
its not a phobia tho
@@vakar9779 do you know how many Muslims there are in this world rn? imagine if all of them were the way media portrays them out to be? let's use our common sense
they want to get rid of Muslims but want to go on holidays to dubai??
This is so kind way to talk about bloody Racism.😛😛😛 Very kind.
“Move to your neighborhood, steal one of your jobs, shag one of your wives.” LMAO. So underrated - this guy is hilarious! Appreciate this joke even more because in America, they literally use this type of talk to hate on immigrants.
They use the same sort of talk in England. That’s the joke he’s making.
It's even better when he's like, "Yeah, and I don't give a toss."
So talented and I love his accent
Bet you sound like butt butt ding ding “Melissa”
@@tbt4060 don't understand what u mean. Care to elaborate??
@@tbt4060 lmaooooo
Tbt thinks you have indian accent, that's what he means by butt butt ding ding :)
"Youll be the minority soon wont ya" fuckin hilarious man, love the fact that he just laughs off discrimination but it also shows how fucked britain is that its gotten to the point where he has to laugh it off.
"I'll bring the property prices right down" :D :D
Kinda wish he could do that. At least then we youngsters could finally start owning a home for the first time instead of having to deal with the bullshit prices across Sydney, London, etc.
Romesh is a delight
good point! im sold on getting a facebook to see some true colors
2:15-2:19: Romesh, when's the next time you're in Sydney? We need you to come to Australia and lower the property prices for all of us young renters lol! Jokings aside, prices are bloody ridiculous!!!
Romesh is gold 😄
The absolute best thing about Facebook is that it exposes secrets and people's true nature
Why tf is Bellend censored
youtube wont pay the ad money if there is explicit content in videos, it's bullshit but it's the way it is
It's personal information. They can't go plastering your name all over their site without explicit permission 😜
Americans.
@@alasdairduncan3 Harsh but very, very good! 😂
@@purpleturtle8841 I don't think so. Americans don't use that word.
Down with the browns 😂😂
Funny in a tragic kinda way.
Nish is awesome
Typo or text to speech?
@@CRMcGee2 it's a nish kumar / romesh joke
I think this is Paul, actually.
Jonathan!!! Jonathan!!!
@@ls1125 is that Romesh's half brother Jonathan Woss?
This guy is quickly becoming one of my fav comedians. So funny 🤣
Looks like a few gammons feel personally attacked. “It’s not foonae”, oh sure Alf, that’s the issue innit
We'll never cure the clueless. I'm finally getting better at ignoring them online.
Love this guy, class, so funny on 8 out of 10 cats
I already knew this was going to be good from the title 😄
I’ll bring the property prices right down! Hilarious!
Which, considering how ridiculous property prices in London are nowadays, might not be such a bad idea after all... 😜
Best comedian doing it.
NO WAY!!! its the tree-wizard!
Very true
The answer is all of them including yourself
this man in a genius
Legend
yup, Legendary Race Grifting Diversity Hire.
I found this guy from taskmaster and I’m certainly glad I did
'Down with the browns'. That one's a keeper...
genius
this guy is fucking brilliant
lol Why would any working class person moan about the house prices coming down - who cares about the reason.lol ride on keep us all laughing.
Well you don't want the value of your house to go down do you?
@@nakkadu me thinks you missed the point - its a bit of fun. Owning a posh house just to keep your junk in and then working all the hours etc to maintain and pay for it is funny anyway when you start thinking about it.
Sorry just realized you may be the person who made and put up the video which I enjoyed tremendously anyway. To me prices for houses historically go up and down with social change and usage of areas. The more things change the more they stay the same lol. From where I sits house pricing coming down for any reason is the way poorer people get a bite at the cherry. So life is not to be taken too seriously it does what its wants and we all get to swim in the sticky treacle.
If you own a house (which fyi many working class people do) you don't want that house to go down in value because you could end up getting less back then you paid for it when you sell it.... Not exactly rocket science.
@@thedarkness111 lol What a tragedy of greed, lol fancy buying a house thinking it would go up in value. I always thought we bought houses to live in.
MAAAAAAAATE!!!!
if you friends only tell you what you want to hear and keep their real opinions to themselves, you clearly never had true friends
This is a comedy routine mate, the Fast & the Furious 9 showing is next door #family.
People will hide their truth thoughts. One person thinks the friendship is real
#COMMENT181
When I make fun of islam, I am called "islamophobic". But I hate all theistic religions, is there a term for that? Or it's only when it's islam, it is islamaphobic?
Antitheist.
why do u hate theism? i am not one but it doesnt bother me. i hate dogmatic theism the one with revelation and holy scripture
RAYCIIISSSSTTT
Says the same jokes everytime though
It's called a set? When was the last time you came up with a new 30 minute routine every 3 months for the last 5 years?
@@chrismason9091 That's his job . It just goes to show that these artists don't have the inspiration i thought they did if they can only come up with new material every 5 years. it's not about me so dont compare me to a professional comedian.
@@Mac2point1 I think you should re-read the comment you're responding to, because you appear to have misread it.
Not even remotely funny. The audience are only laughing because he is brown...
@@3DomSculpts hit a little too close to home for you eh?
I think this guy is very funny but this bit is beneath him. All these people in the comment section congratulating themselves for being so “woke”. As a woman I find it very sad when I see a woman in a burka. She can choose it but it’s very sad to believe that you have to cover yourself to that extreme to please your god and the threat from men to women especially inside islam is very real. People who defend it really just want to feel that they are superior by demonising others. So she’s concerned about how people may influence the political and social climate of the country and that’s wrong? No it’s not and those who defame her , they could care less about the plight of women.
define woke
Some cultures would think the same thing about you wearing a shirt. I get where you're coming from but it can be very dangerous assuming that your specific culture is the correct one. It's a difficult subject and there's a lot of gray area, but you're kinda taking the extreme hard stance on it and if you're not careful that line of thinking can end up hurting people far more than it helps.
How is banning the Burka racist? What is its link to racism?
It's a common tactic to control muslims and Arabs/north africans by racist groups like the bnp.
how is sentencing people for possession of crack cocaine but letting them go for powder coke racist? because it's negative discrimination, it's targeting an already disadvantaged group.
providing a hotline for domestic abuse victims, helping them to take off whatever face covering thing they wear, if they don't want to wear it on the other hand is not racist.
of course there's an argument about not banning something while that something is 90% used for abuse. for example ... guns!
maybe requiring a license for a hijab with mandatory psych evaluations and background checks?
@@pas. Racism is a type of discrimination based on judging people's character by their race.
Please stick to one subject at a time.
@@thememaster7 what's race? just skin color? or genetic ancestry? if phenotype matters, then how much behavior is part of that? genes influence a lot of that. so which genes matter and which don't?
the point is that neither these burka bans nor racism mean much without context, and the context is good old xenophobia *and* the ugly problem of cultural oppression of women.
treating a oppression with removing even more freedom from the oppressed (which is simply a questionable treatment of a symptom) will not lead to good results. in this instance the treatment of the problem itself is so simplistic, it's disrespectful and discriminating against the affected group.
though, of course, requiring people to show their faces in schools is not a burka ban.
@@pas. Ok you're still talking about multiple subjects, I suspect it's to evade being corrected, but either way I'm ignoring you now.
Yeet
Skrrrrrrt Skrrrrrt
Come on you Rs!
how to tell their racist? they are the loudest opponents of.
Doesn't seem to work out for me, that tactic.
Honestly, one of the right's most impressive feats is convincing their supporters that fighting against racism is the _real_ racism and defending racism is not.
first
One of the few "first" comments that are actually first
@@simeondermaats I take great care to make sure I am the first lol
Honestly, the entire concept of "European" as opposed to "Asian" is racist. What, Europe is a continent, whereas let's say India isn't, because of the Urals? Need I point out the Himalayas?
india is a subcontinent you twit
Why is the concept of European racist and the concept of Asian isn’t? I can’t follow your point
@@odeode4338 I'm not saying the concept of "Asian" isn't. Race is a concept to separate people, when Indian people aren't Chinese, Cossack, Tajiik... Punjabi people aren't Tamils. We have Irish Americans, and Asian Americans. An island off the coast of England gets more cultural representation (Ethanol, and the color green) than all of the people of Asia. Which is half the population of Humanity. So yeah, the concept of the "Asian Race" is racist.
@@Psiberzerker I see your point and I actually agree to a certain extent. It’s not race, the better term is ethnic but that doesn’t ring so well with the screaming kinds on the left and right. Calling someone from India as part of the Asian race (I continue to use this word for now, as you used it) isn’t racist. It’s incredibly imprecise and I would argue saying Indian American or Pakistani American or XYZ American would be the better term than using “continent”-American. The reason why people often don’t use the more precise term, may be because they don’t know the exact origin. Which would actually mean they are less racist than you give them credit. Or can you point out the difference between every Pakistani and Indian or between an Irish and Brit? That’s why same is true for European Americans, if the precise country is not known you will hear that term being used.
Don’t attribute to malice what can be explained otherwise and don’t attribute everything to racism because you water down the term. If everything is racist, nothing is and I assume you and me both don’t want that to be the case.
@@odeode4338 Okay, I'm not calling the people "Racists" for using the accepted term. Like you said, it's imprecise, but the Institutions that define people by the Continent their people are from, when [x] Caucasian is also a line on the form. I had this friend, and she was from Khazakhstan. For example, Cossack, blonde, and blue. Also happened to be from smack dab in the middle of Asia, but her parents didn't know what to put on that form. Caucasian? Yeah, that's where Caucasians came from, before they migrated across the Caucasus Mountains to roughly between the Black Sea, and the Caspian Sea because they're nomads from the Steppes of Asia. They're not considered Asian racially, they're considered Caucasian. Nobody says "European Americans" besides me. To highlight how all of the school books, the census forms, and pretty much everything that has a Race field is fucking racist. Institutional racism. That's what I'm talking about: The maps drawn in England so the Greenwich Mean Line goes through England, and Europe is a separate continent from Asia.
Coconut
Mango
Pineapple
Jackfruit
One of the new crop of unfunny brit comics out there.
About as funny as toothache
He’s hilarious lol I bet you’re fun to be around
Hes not funny at all but they desperately needed a non white " comedian" so we got this poor excuse for one.
@@kevwalker5714 carry on with your mine craft you virgin lol
@@kevwalker5714 you know there’s a heap of amazing “non white” comedians right? It’s not all just Jerry Seinfeld.
Kev's just mad Romesh shat on UKIP a little bit, and Kev took it personally 😂 classic Kev.
This guy is about as funny as syphilis. Just your typical 'play it safe and stay politically correct' bbc comedian.
To be fair comedy can get a lot more PC than this, I thought it was pretty funny.
@@shizzlepie of course comedy can get more pc than this. But that doesn't mean that this isn't bad.
How is talking about UKIP in anything other than a negative light "playing it safe"? Because he's Asian?
Not sure if syphilis is a knee slapper, but this guy was waaaay funnier
Thank you for your worthless opinion. It has been glanced over, scoffed at, and discarded.
Have a day as shitty as you.
Nah im just openly racist😂😂 just for jokes tbh but meh idc what you are
Is this meant to be funny?
it's liberal humour, it's never funny, it's maybe a lil bit smartass, that's the best you can hope for. the left has no sense of humour.
like, you have to have a bit of intelligence to get jokes.
The funniest thing about it is that he thinks Islam is a race.
Oh how nifty, a self-compiled top three of those who failed their listening comprehension.
Technology truly is marvellous.
@@Handles-Suck-UA-cam actually i got double A* in language, and literature.
which is probably a higher % than you and him combined, yes?
Thing is, quite a few of the jokes were aimed at the sort of person who wouldn't find this funny.
Tries too hard and will never be funny .
Never be funny? What now funny is Identity?
Says a person with Isreahelli flag. That is funny.
So, now you've defined the person you claim to be protecting from so-called "Racists" is NOT Human. What Non-Human "Race" are they?
Wat
If only he was funny
Thank shite he is, then.
@@cacamilis8477 he has two jokes, how everyone is racist and how he is grumpy. Neither of those have longevity
@@MrJudgementday99 There's something special about seeing racists try to come up with excuses to complain about anti-racist comedy
Watch his routines they are completely racist, but oh no it isn’t racist if it about white people and wow you are really good a marking people as racists if they don’t like your humour, perhaps you should look at yourself. Your logic go he doesn’t like my humour he must be racist, wow strong ground there son. I think you have a big issue
@@MrJudgementday99 Very convincing lmao, I'd _love_ to hear why you think this is secretly racist
I just watched Mickey Flanagan. He was funny. Then I ended up here. Much more subdued and political. Going back for some laughs now.
'Your comedy is wrong because you mentioned racists existing.' You people think everything is political.
@@arlopullman4926 If they think a routine about racists is "political" it is a pretty damning indictment of their politics.
Why did you think people cared about what your doing?
@@jonathansanders9816 I'm going to have spag bol for tea tonight, I'll have to pop down the shop first though to get some herbs... oh sorry, I thought this was facebook 😂😂😂
Unfunny man.
Is what your partner says about you.
Ew why is liberal comedy being showed to me
Because someone was optimistic about your chances of possessing a brain.
Unfortunately, hope is indeed the first step on the road to disappointment.
@@Handles-Suck-UA-cam wow an unfunny insult. Totally didn't see that coming
@@fredfour0 In fairness, you are more of a tragedy than a barrel of laughs so what were you expecting? I can't make a comedy out of something this sad, that'd be distasteful.
You don't have to watch videos you don't enjoy
@@emilyhughes4297 I didn't watch the entire thing, just hit dislike and moved on
Ironically he is talking about breeding Muslims and he has never heard of the kalergi plan?