What I like best about this character is that he serves no purpose except inserting "sea talk" into the show, which is exactly what the writers intended for him
I wouldn’t be surprised if he came about because the actors were messing around, Hank Azaria busted out a Robert Newton impression and things snowballed from there!
Missed the best one. When Flanders created the religious theme park. On the opening day, everyone from town went to the park. Everything about it was terrible. As the townspeople were leaving the park, they were complaining loudly about how bad it was. As the Sea Captain left, he said "Yar, she blows".
Or when Homer was a food critic, and the Sea Captain was asked why he posted the terrible review in the window, to which he replies "Yar, it covers up the 'D' from the health inspector"
"I'm telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea!" "Arrr, shut up! I know what I'm doing. Yarrr, I hate the sea, and everything in it."
If it's a lighthouse, then the light should be spinning around, not pointed out to sea. But that's if the show followed reality, which it doesn't, even during its good years.
Love Hank Azaria doing the voice of the Sea Captain of Captain McAllister doing the "Arrr" for his appearance around and for helping around Springfield like the Frying Dutchman, Springfield Port, and the Sea of the Ocean. Arrr, Mateys! Love the Sea Captain.
Yeah and then in other episodes it's revealed that he does have both eyes but then again this is the same show where they are inconsistent with whether or not he has a peg leg or not under one of his boots
The army getting inside the court with a bag of santa's letters instead of the actual food, gets me everytime. So subtle and so good, old jokes were much better.
I disagree. Twas no man, but a beast. His customers are only human. The Sea Captain lost this civil tort case with jury selection. Those folks were Homer's Peers. 😅
Lol - 11:24 😂😂 Yes, Stereotypical pirate voice - from a 1800s novel - treasure Island 🏝️ ARRR! 🏴☠️ - Dialogue is fictional BUT the accent isn't! 😁😊 - South West UK - 🇬🇧 Hank Azaria did a very good impression
Which I like sense when it comes to British accents in American media it's always the London accent that's imitated the most so it's actually nice to hear other kinds of British accents in American media like the west country accent
@@williampulfer-melville8536 London has more Than 1 accent I promise you 😂. As does the rest of the uk much like the USA A posh accent - Queens English - as we call It 1 is 1 you're familar with that more often than not is imitated by American actors 😅 However, don't forget Scottish as well which DO count as British. 🇬🇧🏴 Dan castellaneta voicing - Groundskeeper Willie (not bad) haha Mike Myers - Shrek
3:13 "I keep telling you that the light would work better if it's pointing out to sea!" "Dar Shut up! I know what I'm doing. Yar, I hate the sea and everythin in it." This quote, and "Not a quarter! Dar he'll be dancin for hours" always crack me up.
@@TheBestoftheBest-TV YAARGH! That’s gonna replace the SCP-1875 creepy girls picture in my nightmares. Trust me don’t look it up, it’ll replace the whatever in your nightmares.
@Sebas7710 I looked into it another time and I believe they actually replaced it with a creepier one. I could be wrong. Not replacing the Naked Patty and Selma in my nightmares over it though.
I am a real Captain, and most of us don’t wear the uniform and hat unless we have to. And when dealing with recreational boaters if one of them is wearing Captain’s hat it’s a big red flag that they don’t know what they are doing.
Forgot the one where he's filing his taxes... "yar, why do I even bother plundering "
That was actually why i came to this video
What I like best about this character is that he serves no purpose except inserting "sea talk" into the show, which is exactly what the writers intended for him
I wouldn’t be surprised if he came about because the actors were messing around, Hank Azaria busted out a Robert Newton impression and things snowballed from there!
@@Crow453 The character was created by Conan O'brien when he was a writer for the show. With that in mind you might be right.
it's just to make fun of stereotypes like willy and apu, etc
And it's funny @@mranon42023
@thewrestler9184 In a horrible episode that retconned how Homer and Marge first met, the Sea Captain helped Homer win Marge's heart. Not even kidding
Missed the best one. When Flanders created the religious theme park. On the opening day, everyone from town went to the park. Everything about it was terrible. As the townspeople were leaving the park, they were complaining loudly about how bad it was. As the Sea Captain left, he said "Yar, she blows".
Isn’t that the one we’re everyone starts getting religious visions but turns out they were all just high of gas
Or when Homer was a food critic, and the Sea Captain was asked why he posted the terrible review in the window, to which he replies "Yar, it covers up the 'D' from the health inspector"
@@defrozendonut8715 yep, it was!
M3au my absolute favorite line from the Sea Captain.
Yarrr
I love the Frying Dutchman neon sign
Pro tip : you can watch series at KaldroStream. Been using them for watching a lot of movies these days.
@Salvatore Luis yup, I've been watching on flixzone} for months myself :)
@@salvatoreluis5457 mm, both joined a week ago and have the same no profile and its a nice reply, good job making a new account dumbass
@@mistasfavouritememory2966 hahaha it’s such a blatant scam, no one actually talks like this
Lmao so do I, it’s perfect
"Arrr, I don't know what I'm doing..." I feel ya.
Mr Schnrub
@@BOG0690I never did like that Mr Burnhcs
The Sea Captain has always been one of my favourite Simpsons characters, along with Snake. Whenever he shows up it’s just gold. 🤣
I do feel for the sea captain after he lost his game boy.
Yarr, and he's not attractive.
How heavy was that gameboy tho to sink to the bottom of the ocean
@@zackc799 It was probably aboard a ship of his that sank.
@@Disciple_of_Cthulhu that makes a lot of sense now I feel dumb 😂
Yar same says I
I like how Homer calls the Sea Captain his good friend
You have to hand it to lionel hutz in this....he's a great lawyer for once.
I like him
Embarrassing Marge in the process....
He also technically beat the devil
care to join me in a belt of scotch?
He defeated the blue haired, law talkin’ guy
“tis is a remorseless eating machine” ... Simpsons gold
I still use "FAIRLY WARNED...BE THEE...SAYS I".
“Tis” is a conjunction of “it” and “is”. Saying “tis is” is redundant. Yarr.
@@nebulousisgod yes
Arrr
@@amolaksinghsunnerd4999 I have the option of translating your comment into English. It doesn't do anything, but I like it anyway.
Watching this has helped me realize just how underrated a character Sea Captain is! Dude is just oddly hilarious somehow!
Backstabbing democRAT more like it
Arrghhh
@@joedirte716 Yeah, but he means well. Oh, and by the way, Republicans aren't exactly 'innocent' either, so go sit on a thumbtack and twirl :P
@@joedirte716 ?
@@joedirte716 its pronounced conservative
"I'm telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea!"
"Arrr, shut up! I know what I'm doing. Yarrr, I hate the sea, and everything in it."
Yarr, I don't know what I'm doin'.
*taps pipe*
Probably payback for the sea taking his Gameboy.
If it's a lighthouse, then the light should be spinning around, not pointed out to sea. But that's if the show followed reality, which it doesn't, even during its good years.
Then why he is a ship captain??
"Yarr, I think I've become addicted to cough syrup." -- From Simpsons: Hit and Run.
These videos help me appreciate every individual character.. forgot how funny he is.
'Are you hitting on me? cuz i don't do that....on land'
😂😂😂😂
The navy in a nutshell.
Which episode is that?
14:10 "I just want a friend who isn't a work friend"
Ah, that hits hard.
Try hooking up with someone
Helps by trying to be more extroverted in spaces where people congregate for social activities.
I mean, would you be the Sea Captain's friend?
Sorry, the correct answer is “Ah, that hits harrrrrrd.”
@@ZombieChicken1310 yes, but only until when he lost his gameboy
The side-view of him at court at 4:49 never fails to make me laugh after all these years
“Is or more iced tea ye be needing?”
“OK.”
“ARRRR HA HAR HA HAR HAR HARRRRR!!!!!!!!”
Set sail for the - frying Dutchman! 🚢🇳🇱😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@EAcapuccino "Aye Aye, Captain!"
@@cesarlopez6368 Whatever is fried caters to the all American 🇺🇸 diet! 😂😂
Comida grasosa!
@@EAcapuccino lol true ^^
“Tell me this then, do ye have any spare change?” I loved that line when I was a kid.
When he said "Yarr I'm not attractive," I felt that. I really did.
We all did.
6:45 Crab: Bites lobster
Homer: Hey!!! You don't have to take that from no punk ass crab whats wrong with you!!! 😂😂😂
I loved the Pinchy episode.
Arguably the greatest neon sign on any restaurant ever- real or fictional
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
Ok, this one was good 👏
😂😂😂 "Aye that'll replace the whale in my nightmares!" I'd forgotten that gem
He’s so upset he lost his Gameboy. Poor sea captain :(
His name is mccallister
Is it more Ice tea you be needing?
Ok
Arr haha harr haha harr!
Best Krusty joke ever with the “yar, HE blows” lmao. Also slight animation error at 2:50 I think, neat Easter egg
Where is the animation error
@@charlienorton2337 the dolphins splitted him in half, but then there is a leg floating... i guess that is the animation error
"Aww, Squiddy, I got nothing against ya. I just heard there was GOLD in yer Belly!"
What's funny about it is the way the squid looks down at his stomach in dismay.
Man almost 15 minutes of sea captain, way to go!
Props to the chef fighting a octopus with 8 knifes against his 1
If you see anything moving, that's just the freshness. I'm dead!! 💀 💀
Love Hank Azaria doing the voice of the Sea Captain of Captain McAllister doing the "Arrr" for his appearance around and for helping around Springfield like the Frying Dutchman, Springfield Port, and the Sea of the Ocean. Arrr, Mateys! Love the Sea Captain.
The “ Ahhrrrrr Ninety sea shanties on compact disc” advert gets me every time.
Ahead of its time
The squid with knifes made me laugh so much 😂
No it’s an octopus.
"YAR, I HATE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT". THIS CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME. LOLOLOL
"Yarr, I'm...not attractive."
Boy is that ever a mood.
"Hank Azaria, isnt it true that you are not even a sea captain???"
*looks down in shame* " ... aye. Please forgive me!!!" *sobs*
“Come for the freak. Stay for the food”
“I hate the sea and everything in it.” 😂😂😂
5:52 "come for the freak! stay for the food"
"oh he's hideous"
LOL
i heard they shaved a gorilla. LOL
He says “not a looker in the whole bunch” but then he reveals that he has 2 glass eyes.
Yeah and then in other episodes it's revealed that he does have both eyes but then again this is the same show where they are inconsistent with whether or not he has a peg leg or not under one of his boots
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!
I'm dying at the dramatic music and Sea Captain's severed foot floating in the water with the dolphins popping up and laughing.
The nice thing about UA-cam is that I can listen to sea chanties every day without having to buy CDs anymore.
I'm the sailing instructaarr! and on movie night I run the projectaarr! only PG; nothin' aarr!
yaarr!
Hahaha ....I love that " I hate the sea and everything in it !" 😂😂😂
The Sea Captain needs his own show
I won a Halloween Costume Contest dressed as the Sea Captain once.
That's great, did you imitate his voice too.
"Sink the bismarck" cracked me up
I’d like to think he was piloting the Polish destroyer that nearly rammed Bismarck.
"Yar! That's going to replace the Whale in my nightmares"
Homer Simpson in sweatpants everyone.
Can you learn to spell 'whale'? It's things like this that gives away your age.
"Yarrrr you should've stayed in school"
Captain: I’ve hated the sea since it stole my Gameboy.
Me: I bet you spit salt water.
“There goes a good friend”
Why does that sound really freaking ominous?
I think about him refilling the iced tea on a daily basis.
The slightly manical laugh as he pours the tea....30 years later still makes me laugh
You make the best simpsons compilations. Keep up the great work
Pretty good Editing actually. Really cool you kinda keep a storyline throughout the videos :)
I have never seen a happier man pouring ice tea
he put Viagra in it
Customers get filled up on Tea and they don't eat as much.
Conan was amazing with this episode.
Nonstop entertainment.
That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!!
“tis no man, tis is a remorseless eating machine”
0:56 easily one of homers best lines
1:30 Krusty actually improvising a good line is the biggest shock of that episode
7:22 , he's also an unbelievable singer
Seriously the frying Dutchmen is an amazing name for a sea food restaurant
4:04 The best!
1:45, is too relatable. 🥺
My man here the Captain needed his own show.
when you see homer it feels like your watching a 21 stories from Springfield type episode
12:25 this part always cracks me up so hard 🤣
0:28 The hairnet - like the sea - she be a cruel mistress!
13:46: Robert Frost. One of America’s titans of poetry.
Arr! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.
that whole frying dutchman episode was classic
I wouldn't say he's my favorite character but he definitely has his moments
The sea captain sounds like Capt Barbossa.
The army getting inside the court with a bag of santa's letters instead of the actual food, gets me everytime. So subtle and so good, old jokes were much better.
The line I most repeat by far is, "Yarrr, I'm not attractive." I feel yar pain, Cap'n.
The "pirate accent" is just the old West Country accent from England. Whole towns of non-pirate people talked like that through the 19th century.
3:23 Arrrr... Shut Up!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yar, I hate the sea, and everything in it!
I'm gonna have to side with Homer on this one. The sign did say "all you can eat". So if you can eat the entire sea, than that's all you can eat.
I wish Red Lobsters would come up with a better all you can eat than Sizzler’s or Golden Corral.
I disagree.
Twas no man, but a beast.
His customers are only human.
The Sea Captain lost this civil tort case with jury selection. Those folks were Homer's Peers. 😅
0:53, he is probably trying to help a good friend (as Homer says later on the video)
''Come for the freak, stay for the food!''
Lol - 11:24 😂😂
Yes, Stereotypical pirate voice - from a 1800s novel - treasure Island 🏝️
ARRR! 🏴☠️ -
Dialogue is fictional BUT the accent isn't! 😁😊 - South West UK - 🇬🇧
Hank Azaria did a very good impression
Which I like sense when it comes to British accents in American media it's always the London accent that's imitated the most so it's actually nice to hear other kinds of British accents in American media like the west country accent
@@williampulfer-melville8536
London has more Than 1 accent I promise you 😂. As does the rest of the uk much like the USA
A posh accent
- Queens English - as we call It 1 is 1 you're familar with that more often than not is imitated by American actors 😅
However, don't forget Scottish as well which DO count as British. 🇬🇧🏴
Dan castellaneta voicing - Groundskeeper Willie (not bad) haha
Mike Myers - Shrek
3:13 "I keep telling you that the light would work better if it's pointing out to sea!" "Dar Shut up! I know what I'm doing. Yar, I hate the sea and everythin in it." This quote, and "Not a quarter! Dar he'll be dancin for hours" always crack me up.
"Love Theme From Das Boot"
"Yarr, not a looker among 'em!" XD
Yar! I love Splash, Mr. Howard. It was totally... euh... YAR!
Funny. I remember he having more confidence as a kid 😂
The tea part had me rolling
10:58 When you see cursed R34 art of your favorite character.
You mean like 8:08 ?
@@TheBestoftheBest-TV YAARGH! That’s gonna replace the SCP-1875 creepy girls picture in my nightmares. Trust me don’t look it up, it’ll replace the whatever in your nightmares.
@@cesarvictoriano8072 my curiosity is killing me but I think I'll refrain from it
@Sebas7710 I looked into it another time and I believe they actually replaced it with a creepier one. I could be wrong. Not replacing the Naked Patty and Selma in my nightmares over it though.
I am a real Captain, and most of us don’t wear the uniform and hat unless we have to. And when dealing with recreational boaters if one of them is wearing Captain’s hat it’s a big red flag that they don’t know what they are doing.
"Unless we have to."
May I ask, when do you _have_ to?
@@AbyssalPlague When your employer requires it. Most don’t require the hat, though most do require a dress shirt with epaulettes.
@@boataxe4605 I misread at first "when your *emperor* requires it 😂😂
"Yarrr, that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares."
I use that line every chance I get.
This man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!
Geez, mr Captain, buy yourself another Gameboy
Resorting to homosexuality is one of the best lines of the show.
You missed when he parks his ship on land as he runs over a train😂😢
Nice video
Big ARRRRRR for this Video! ⚓😄👍
Homer:”Hey! You don’t have to take that from no punkass crab! What’s wrong with you?”
8:41 his name is Captain McCallister?
Aye. Also, his first name is probably Horatio, though I don't know if the show mentioned it.
@@Disciple_of_Cthulhu Captain Horatio McCallister definitely has a nice ring to it especially when you say it in a west country accent
The Iconic 'Arr'. :D
9:26 This sound clip was used in the half life mod: Pirates, Vikings and Knights. I just now found out where the sound came from lol.
IS IT MORE ICE TEA YE BE NEEDING
My favorite character
this is one of those characters you can put in any episode even if he has no lines