If you play the game chivalry 2, theres oars you can use as weapons I cant count how many times ive said "trying to capture the objective? Thats a paddlin'"
This show had so fucking many good jokes. Can't stop laughing at the sound of the gun cocking and being aimed at Abe. Jasper's delivery is also so funny.
12:39 My mom was a kid when the moon landing happened. She told us the story of how one of my grandparent's elderly neighbors was so amazed by that event that he kept repeating how he never imagined something so astounding would happen in his lifetime! I, of course, never met him, but Jasper reminds me of him. 😄
It does make sense though doesn't it? You never see him combing or cutting his hair, if you have the same beard for some 10 or 20 years it will eventually become kinda solid From all the drool, crumbles from food, smoke, whatnot
@@Arthur19-v3y Good morning. Thanks for the explanation, but I'm afraid it still doesn't make any sense to me. It doesn't really matter i suppose, Have a great day 🤗
(Jasper gets hit by a laser beam, coming from a house defense system.) "Ow, oh, my cataracts are gone. I can see again. All the beauty of na--(gets hit by another laser beam) I'm blind. Oh well, easy come easy go."
This is a surprisingly larger amount of moments for Jasper than I expected
I thought there'd be a bit less
Jasper rules.
30 some years
Fun Fact: in a deleted scene it was revealed that Jasper was reverend of Springfield before Reverend Lovejoy
Kinda makes sense always wondered what he did before retiring
True
That fun fact is actually not fun
I always thought he was related to Otto Mann somehow.
Ah, so he was a pedo
“Slow down. Sidewalk’s for regular walkin’, not for fancy walkin’.”
U shot who in the what now?
If I ever own a boat, I'm going to call it "that's a paddlin'"
Oh brilliant!
What about "The School Canoe"
If you play the game chivalry 2, theres oars you can use as weapons
I cant count how many times ive said "trying to capture the objective? Thats a paddlin'"
I wanna get a tattoo with "Lookin' at my tattoo.. that's a paddlin'"
@@Postghost lol that would be a good one
“Well well if it isn’t the tooth fairy” probably one of the best one-liners I’ve heard
This show had so fucking many good jokes. Can't stop laughing at the sound of the gun cocking and being aimed at Abe. Jasper's delivery is also so funny.
Thats a paddlin
Whst episode is that?
Moon pies. What a time to be alive
Taking Jasper's dentures, that's a paddlin.
"You sunk my Battleship" never fails to make me laugh.
That's a paddlin' 🔥🍑🔥
@@au9parsec That as well
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Jasper:It's the only one with padding everyone:(pokes it)padding
I love that!
5:12----> 🔥🍑🔥
10:00 I can't believe he fell all the way to the bottom of the sea and landed on Fred the fish
I caught that too!
my leg!
I was about to ask if anyone else heard that
That's a paddlin'!
A 13 minute compilation of Jasper Beardly. What a time to be alive
Lol 😂😂
He's my favourite out of all the senior characters in the Simpsons, closely followed by the sea captain and Hans Moleman
Hate to break it to ya but Hans is 30.
Drinking has ruined his life. Hans is 31 year old!
@@oilersridersbluejays He only says he's 31. What if he's even older? He is immortal after all.
Hans Moleman is only 31 years old
@@tyranmcgrath6871 There an entire underground lair of Moleman, Hans gets replaced each time one of them dies.
All I bought is a dime, I didn’t know there’d be pornography”
Underrated character
12:39 My mom was a kid when the moon landing happened. She told us the story of how one of my grandparent's elderly neighbors was so amazed by that event that he kept repeating how he never imagined something so astounding would happen in his lifetime! I, of course, never met him, but Jasper reminds me of him. 😄
“200 channels, nothing but cats” I remember crying with laughter at that when I first heard it 😭😭😭
🐙they predicted the internet 🐈
@@roringusanda2837 Jasper: *Surfing UA-cam* Over a billion videos, nothing but cats.
He predicted UA-cam
"My beard! I broke my beard!"
That one is my favorite!
It does make sense though doesn't it? You never see him combing or cutting his hair, if you have the same beard for some 10 or 20 years it will eventually become kinda solid
From all the drool, crumbles from food, smoke, whatnot
Dwarves bè like.
"thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective" this guy has the right idea XD
10:02 Didn't expect the leg guy from Spongbob to make an appearance! Well placed 👏🏻
I don’t see him
@@tylerhelt755Have you tried listening instead?
Is that real? Did the Simpsons do this first or Spongebob?
@@PstrywBerryVidsyes
@@PstrywBerryVidsWell SpongeBob seems to have slightly different variations of the line so probably Spoingebib
A man of many talents.
That's a paddlin'
@@Arthur19-v3y What does "That's a paddlin' mean?
@@julieoluna8887 it means an old man is about to whoop some ass 👍
@@Arthur19-v3y Good morning. Thanks for the explanation, but I'm afraid it still doesn't make any sense to me. It doesn't really matter i suppose, Have a great day 🤗
@@Arthur19-v3y 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now i get it! I just watched a 19 second clip of Jasper Educating Children about What's a paddling.
Disliking the video? That's a paddlin'!
Best...line...EVER! -Comic Book Guy
What if I'm into that though 😏
Unless I missed it, you left out the part where Jasper and Grandpa are stoned on a bench laughing like Beavis and Butthead.
heh-heh-heh-heh we're so old.. heh-heh-heh
Heh heh heh heh
it looks like the only thing homer is sure of is why jasper was in the car and yet he didn't know where they were going
At least he knew what was most important
Grandpa: Bingo! What do I win?
Lisa: A banana.
Grandpa: A whole one?!
Me: That's a paddlin'
You sunk my battleship
" You sunk my battleship " 😂🤣
Freakazoid ending idea 💡🤣
To this day I use the phrase "what a time to be alive" at least once a week.
Lol 😅
This guy is a living book of tales
200 channels and nothing but cats; Old man Jasper describing youtube in 2005
"Well, well. If it isn't the tooth fairy."
M O O N P I E what a time to be alive.
Shooting me in the wooden leg that's a paddling.
You shot who in the what now?
@@rootorbeggar6987 Good one 😀😁
Getting beat up by the school bully, wooo boy that's a paddlin'.
Fancy walkin' on a normal walkin' sidewalk? That's a paddlin'.
Man I miss the old gag of whenever something falls down or gets knocked over, it catches fire, for some reason
Sinking my battleship? That's a paddlin'.
Stop staring at his sandals. You'll get a paddling!
That and paddlin the school canoe
@@dendenp9 That's a paddlin'!
@@lavalampluva55401 u better believe it
Unfreezing jasper, that's a paddling
Calling Frostillicus Jasper. That's a paddlin.
Giving Jasper a chair without padding?
Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'!
Lol 😊
Buying excessive amounts of Häagen-Dazs ice cream...better believe that's a paddlin
10:02 the crossover weve all been waiting for
My leg
“Actually, it’s not so much funny as it is long” 😂
The crossword puzzle fight always got me
Plus jasper pulling a glock on abe😂
Pulling a glock?
That's a paddlin'.
“Oh, all I brought was a dime. I didn’t know there would be pornography.” 😂
10:08
I loved the camera focusing on the gun, it just looked so realistic
I don’t know why the house running 10 yards, falling on one leg and bursting into flames has always been my favorite Simpsons gag
The fact it happend to professor frink model before makes it even funnier
Jasper Beardly made his first "Simpsons" appearance in "Bart the General". He and Grampa argue over who wants the newspaper.
"Jasper here has 5 seconds to live"
"What he say"
"HE SAID I'M NEXT !!!" 😭
Only way to get yourself seen by a doctor quicker
Before I knew anything about the Simpsons I used to think jasper looked like Moses and now he’s one of my favorite characters
Cutting Jasper for time, that’s a paddlin!
Basically just Mike Ermantraut before Breaking Bad
The quality and amount of genius jokes in the old Simpsons saisons is beyond impressive. No wonder we've never reached such highs again
was just thinking about how rich this show was that it could buy any song its little heart desired for an extended montage at any time.
What do I win? A banana a whole one😅
🍌
That’s a paddlin’
Because Jasper didn’t want to come by himself😂🤣
That little smile Jasper has after Grandpa said that was adorable xD
Jaspers battleship is likely named USS Thatsapaddlin 😊😊
Lol
(Jasper gets hit by a laser beam, coming from a house defense system.)
"Ow, oh, my cataracts are gone. I can see again. All the beauty of na--(gets hit by another laser beam) I'm blind. Oh well, easy come easy go."
Uh good job you repeated something from the video for likes.
Now you see’em
Now you don’t
@@thathippiewithagreenvest4378 That's a paddlin'
@@CRH957 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gets spanked very hard by Jaspers paddle and screams in pain*
Little high, little low
Paddlin the schhol canoe... you better believe thats a paddling
I often get his version of A Summer's Place in my head.
10:02 MY LEG!
10:01 did anyone else hear the spongebob "my leg!" when jasper fell?
The dye pack sketch was hilarious.
2:45 this implies that Jasper has met Death before
Mad-Eye Moody has Jasper's voice. In my head. The HP audiobooks and movies got it all wrong.
You better believe that's a paddling!!!
Thank you for starting and finishing this video with Frostillicus
Needs the clip of when the Simpsons come home, Grandpa has turned into a woman without his pills, and Jasper tells them he wishes to court her.
Shrugs bro
personally that joke doesn't land for me. I love jasper, but I also wouldn't count that as the best of Jasper. Anyway just my opinion lol
I have always laughed at that.
10:01 It’s the “MY LEG!” Guy from SpongeBob!
"You'll simmer down and I'll let you go."
10:02 - "My leg!" for some reason.
Not leaving a like and comment on this video
Oh you better believe that’s a paddling.
That is just brilliant.
10:00 Thief!
10:02 My leg!
The funniest part was homer saying ‘anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there’
9:44 I never forgot when he broke his beard since the first time i saw it years ago
Paying less than a dollar twenty to stare at Frostillicus?? You best believe that's a paddlin'!!
6:50 Proof that dinosaurs fought to survive.
Lol whoever edited this a decided to put a SpongeBob "MY LEG!" at the 10:02 mark.
not that he’s the focus of the video but Otto’s “All the colors of the ‘bow, man.” is stuck in my head forever
Lmao the hop during the dance sequence always gets me
that's a paddlin
I swear, Jasper makes me laugh so much I always memorize everything he says. I even could do a perfect impression of Jasper's voice.
"The theme, from A Summer Place. It's the theme, from A Summer Place!" LMAOOOOO
10:02 Why is the “My leg” guy from Spongebob here, in my house?
Jasper: "Well, Well, if it isn't the Tooth Fairy!"
Loved the way Jasper punked grandpa for the news paper!
Not a jasper moment but the one with the house running away and bursting in flames is comedy gold
Anybody else catch the "My Leg" reference from SpongeBob at 10:02?
strawburrito actually sounds pretty good lol
It said real fruit filling and then in smaller print artificially flavored lol
If it's wrapped in a crepe
Leaving funny comments that end in "That's a paddlin"...
That's a paddlin'.
10:00 did anyone else hear my leg ahahahha
He wrote more words in that letter than he ever spoke at once
10:02 i love how you added Freds "My Leg" from spongebob
0:50 is in The Simpsons Hit & Run game!!
I hope when I die I can hang out with Doug.
I liked Doug
Me too.
10:01 it's the my leg guy from spongebob
Not liking my comment: that's a paddling
Not liking the video: that's a paddling.
Disliking the video: you better believe that's a paddling.
He just never lets us down
Jasper is that loveable kinda guy isn't he
That's a paddling 😄😄
Theeeeeme from a summer plaaaaaace
6:09 when I first saw this as a kid, I didn't know Jasper's name, so because of this clip, he became known as "Hops Poorly"
This is one of the funniest Simpsons compilations I've seen!
Im waiting for my paddling,
In the singing scene it's obvious it's the same voice actor as otto. I didn't even know it was the same actor until this scene.
Aw I liked Doug
Is this seat taken little girl!
Hilarious
2:20 "200 channels, nothing but cats" sums up UA-cam in 2009 ~ 2010
The robot wife thing was spot on