“That’s a masterlock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy.” I think the LockPickingLawyer would disagree with your assessment of the security of Masterlocks...
I've opened a Master Lock first try at very low level. Not like it has happened again, but I won't let some Dominant mechanical security device tell me what to do.
Well see thats because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented the Skeleton Key and then presented the original to Her Ladyship Nocturnal the Mistress of Shadows. Also because LPL plays with the mod that adds back in Oblivions lockpicking minigame which is impossible to fail once you learn the trick.
@@marlainathiel1418 pffffft, no one should waste perk points on the lockpicking tree. Just loot and/or buy every lockpick you can find and pray to RNGesus
That would mean that he also made the mods for creatures- including horses- to have dicks and twats. I’m not even joking, those are really mods for Skyrim.
NO PICKPOCKETING IS NECESSARY. It's much faster and easier to do this. As soon as you agree to sell the amulet, back out of the dialog while he is still talking, open your inventory and drop the amulet on the ground. Wait until he gives you the 500 gold, pick the amulet back up and repeat the process. Enjoy 😁
Step 1: join thieves guild Step 2: do the first thieves mission Step 3 travel to solstheim Step 4 meet with the black Smith Step 5 retrieve ancient pickaxe Step 6 retrieve bonemold recipe Step 7: gain access to the secret attic of the black smith, and take the letter to Sapphire. Congrats, you now have access to a loot cache that respawns maybe 3 in game days, with armor good for the level, and a letter that pays out in Exquisite Sapphires (worth 5000 each), both of which respawns, . Easiest exploit that takes not much effort. No having to load a quick save. Combine an Exquisite Sapphire with that dark brotherhood quest means easy leveling.
the sad thing is that if you look deep enough into the lore of the elder scrolls, you will find that the highest being in the entire universe, the godhead, is in fact Todd Howard
To be fair, the common theory is exalted beings such as the tribunal and Dagoth Ur have to accept that they aren't real and are figments of the Godhead's dream. Seeing as Todd Howard dreamed up Skyrim, he is the Godhead in Lore accurate fashion.
You should apologize, before Todd Howard decides to create a mod that erase you from Tamriel permanently just because you can't actually be Todd Howard.
@@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски its even more a matter of possibility with a follower whose never picked a lock in their life. Follower commands are remarkably balanced and realistic when you're not using them for the intended purpose of joining the space program against giants
*gets ragdolled as bindings snap* “Oh shit! I gotta get up!” *stands back up, making sure to use unbound hands* “Alright, now to fix these bindings” *bindings instantly are retied*
I haven't played in a looong time and didn't know they added it, I watched part of this video while I was starting a new game and when I got in and found out I could get horse armor I just fucking died 🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in ages
"Nothing on one... Click out of two... Nothing on three... Small click out of four... Click out of five... Click out of one... Click out of three, and just like that, we got it open."
I was visibly confused when Spiff was talking about a morality system in Skyrim, then he mentioned being chased around the world by a legion of guards several times larger than any army over a stolen fork and I felt that. When my sweetroll is stolen they mock me, but when I steal a sweetroll it's straight to the executioner for me.
I've given this video infinite likes by virtue of liking it, going into sneak, pickpocketing the like out of Spiff's inventory, then giving the video that very same like again. It Just Works.
The Spiffing Brit is now my new favorite channel, just an overall clever guy with how he talks and plays. keep up the good work chap, you’ll get that Yorkshire Tea Gold sponsorship soon!
Spiff: "That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy." Lock Picking Lawyer viewers: A *Master* lock? Just poke it with a stick or something, it'll probably open.
Fun fact, not only can you level up sneak to 100 you can also level up one handed to 100. If you're playing on legendary difficulty Hadvar has A LOT of health. You can simply spam attacking him and he'll never aggro to you
I'll always love Skyrim. I'll never forget the first time I played and I didn't follow the path at all, just walked up a mountain and got thrown across the world by a giant..... ah good times
@@artur6912 Probably so. And he couldn't use a Kajit because there would be potential for it to be "cute" and friendly there. Though maybe that would be good, as a cat person I know fully well the devious mind behind my fluffy housemates and the degree they would go to if needed to get their way much of the time hidden under that adorable playful exterior.
I was so badly hoping for an almost normal character, followed by, “And we’re almost done and _(misscrolls to argonian)_ WHOOPS” And the Todd Howard character is ruined, just like all Spiff’s other Skyrim characters.
"one new bug or broken quest line." yes spiff, yes and it breaks my heart every time i break a quest line. never able to 100% main quest lines on one character makes me sad
@@chemusvandergeek1209 please use correct grammar, if you do not, you're a monster in my eyes. his contractions were not incorrect his grammar was; because he did not use a contraction of, "you are," when he should have, opting to use the grammatically incorrect, "your," instead.
Can’t wait for “INFINITE MONEY - NatWest is perfectly balanced with no exploits” or “CHEATING DEATH - life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”
The armor stacking glitch is awesome. I used my werewolf form with a follower to stack every backpack on my character. You can equipped one of each one.
Spiff, I've watched so many item / gold duplication videos of yours that doing the laundry now multiplies my $5 bills. I had two and now another two appeared and I'm positive I only got tips from two people this week. 100% confirmed that pledging loyalty to Spiff's and liking his videos will make you rich
@@SkrapMetal84 Your half way there. Reanu Keeves is the self realized apotheotic godhead of the dreamer Todd Howard. The dream of Reanu Keeves in Todd's mind achieved CHIM. As much as Reanu is it's own entity, it still came from Todd and is a part of him. They are both inextricably trapped to each other, and the destruction of one would result in the end of both.
My incredibly Spiffing and British friend, have you ever seen the power of stealth and poison in Dark Souls? The ring of fog and poison arrows work delightfully with the mechanic were poison is still applied but no damage is done when an arrow leaves a bow's maximum range.
@@heartbeat4atinman Rip Manus You gotta use fire bombs or dung pies on crapra tho. I think he's immune to poison but bows do force super Ornstein into a only doing ranged attacks. Makes him unironically a way easier choice than Smough.
If you choose Ralof at the beginning instead of Hadvar and get the key off of the Captain before Ralof you can sneak attack him over and over for another sneak exploit
@@nox_luna it is actually better now after the new updates, but you'd have to try it to see for yourself i suppose, but it's still not a great game its just alright now
My favourite way to get infinite money is in Riverwood, the village you're sent to _immediately_ after Helgen is destroyed. In that village there is a man who will pay for firewood and has unlimited money and right outside there's a chopping block. _But it takes time for the animation to finish,_ I hear you say. If only there existed a version of Skyrim without player animations! Oh? SkyrimVR is a thing? That's right, you too can start amounting your _infinite wealth_ *mere moments after the games tutorial!*
6:55 Fun fact: When you crouch and hit whoever you sided with in the cave at the beginning with an IRON DAGGER SPECIFICALLY every SINGLE hit levels sneak even if you don’t get a sneak attack bonus notification... Which levels your sneak extremely fast just make sure your hitting Ralof or Hadvar in the back...
yup, and you level up sneak and 1h. I've done this once by pure chance, then I thought "well, I have nothing else to do, so I'm gonna keep doing this until I feel like I'm OP". proceeded to leave the cave at level 30 (by resetting skills at lvl 100) oh, and I also leveled up illusion while I was doing that, if I'm not mistaken, what boosted the leveling a little bit further too
Just a tip: During that sneaking past the bear tutorial, you can actually keep hitting hadvar(whatever your companion's name is) and since he is essential you can infinitely gain sneak experience that way along with one handed/two handed experience.
Todd Howard exploiting his own game is the most meta experience I've had since DMT showed me how stars are just air holes in the container. Will be back for more content for sure!
When I see these videos I do not understand how Skyrim was tested... My guess is they put a chicken in front of the mouse and keyboard and after 10min of pecking at the keyboard Todd probably said..."Perfect, if it just works for chickens then its good enough for everyone!"
To be fair, it's a solo game that is not meant to be played for hundreds of hours and known as much as players know it. It doesn't need to be as balanced as a MMORPG. If anything, all those exploits are a proof people enjoy it a lot 9 years later. If players want to remove the challenge, they can use cheatcodes rather than exploits it's faster.
@@GuillaumeG-oz3hz The sales pitch was literally that you could play it forever minus the fine print of never ending fetch quests but it's Bethesda they just can't make a bug free game, luckily the modding community is such a god send.
The sheer amount of British sarcasm against Todd Howard in this video is just....inspiring. As a fellow Brit I am amazed just how much sarcasm you managed to drip in the start of that video. So much you must have created a flood. Good Job.
Spiff: *uses the walking into a wall while in the bear room exploit* Me: *Stabs Hadvar in the back and gets sneak to legendary 5 plus level 100 effectively having 600 sneak*
He didn’t break anything. Like the video says Skyrim is perfectly balanced and has absolutely no exploits. None at all definitely not a single exploits. These are intended features of the game todd howard made knowing how much his customers would love it.
first time i played skyrim i had full dragonscale armour at level 7 get on my level kid xP (mind i oculdn't do F all with it, i was roleplaying a blacksmith and i quite literally had 0 combat skills outside of like level 20 one handed)
@@charmedrools1 The first time you played skyrim you amassed enough dragonscales to make armour at level 7 and amassed enough materials to get your blacksmithing to 100? Riiiiiight.
@@ArctheDark only takes like 4 dragon kills to get enough scales dude... that's like a hike from whiterun to markarth. and yes. like i said i invested almost everything into smithing. it's almost like i forsaw an arsehole like you and preemptively answered you :)
@@samm4552 based in the truth, satirically puts down people who actually believe that kind of BS makes them superior, followed up by an emoji only ever used after jokes to convay tone to prevent people from misunderstanding and taking out of context, followed up with a close pointing out the sheer cliff edge level flaw in that level of tryhard, further establishing reasons to laugh at people who actually believe this makes them superior. yeah that's comedy alright.
I once got murdered for dropping my sweet roll near someone else's and accidentally stole their sweet roll thinking it was mine. Skyrim has the 2020 sensitivity.
One time guards literally would not let them see me without trying to arrest me when my bounty was one gold. Why that happened, I tried to talk to someone then they moved slightly and I accidently stole an apple
The sneak can be maxed out very quickly with the Cavebear wall sneaky and Hadvar sponge exploit. Use sneak and level up to get the backstab and Assasins blade, then do some stabbies on Hadvars back, Hadvar is immoral in this cave. I haven’t tried to speed run this yet but I imagine someone with more time on their hands could.
I've seen those stock images so many times at 6:30 that I can see the real faces behind Todd Howard's.. or maybe... the stock faces were covering Todd Howard's all along... and these are the true images...
"So how was your training?" "Rough. Had to hike and crawl in mud and fight and suffer for more than two months. You?" "Walked into a corner for a few hours."
That's a inefficient way of gaining sneak experience, at the beginning of the game choose the storm cloaks and after beating the emperials pick up the key off the body of the emperial caption and you will not advance past the room until you choose to open the door, while in that room you can sneek attack your companion and he will never die or agro aginst you, the first level of sneak you will have to run away between successful attacks in but once you lvl up you can just sit there and hit him for 15 minutes until max sneak. Love the vids.
I DEMAND that Bethesda release the Todd Howard's Hair DLC.
I Would pay at least 20 dollars for it
It will come with the $60 Cyber truck edition of Skyrim
For a small price of 120$ its yours
There's actually a Mod for Todd
@@thespiffingbrit They Really DO!!!
“That’s a masterlock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy.”
I think the LockPickingLawyer would disagree with your assessment of the security of Masterlocks...
A nice click out of one, and it's open :)
As they say "A master key opens any lock, a masterlock opens with any key."
I've opened a Master Lock first try at very low level. Not like it has happened again, but I won't let some Dominant mechanical security device tell me what to do.
_2 seconds later_
We will do it again to show that it's not a fluke.
Well see thats because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented the Skeleton Key and then presented the original to Her Ladyship Nocturnal the Mistress of Shadows.
Also because LPL plays with the mod that adds back in Oblivions lockpicking minigame which is impossible to fail once you learn the trick.
I love that you can walk into Windhelm in an Imperial uniform and not get into any trouble with the guards/ulfric/stormcloaks. It just works.
Atleast the guard mentions it briefly at 13:15
Meanwhile, in Fallout New Vegas, If you try that in some NCR camp:
"So you have chosen... death"
You know these Stormcloaks don’t want smoke with the Dragonborn😂
they sometimes say "I think you're in the wrong place, friend." so respectful
-Todd- God Howard ＼(◎o◎)／
"That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this badboy"
Dropping a quicksave: Not with THAT attitude.
Presses the tilde key: Exactly
Me with a lock pick skill of 100 all the perks and so many lock picks the game can only show the number 99+ when In reality i have millions
Me with a lock pick skill of 100 all the perks and so many lock picks the game can only show the number 99+ when In reality i have millions
"Laughs in hardworking skyrim fan who plays to win"
@@marlainathiel1418 pffffft, no one should waste perk points on the lockpicking tree. Just loot and/or buy every lockpick you can find and pray to RNGesus
Todd Howard, the great prophet was correct. Every table in my house has a game of Monopoly on it.
Could be literal, in my case, my family has like 30 different varieties of Monopoly.
@@thespiffingbrit even a tea version?
@@thespiffingbrit I would love to see an actual "The Spiffing Brit" edition Monopoly game. It would be so balanced.
@@thespiffingbrit Surely one of them is Simpsons Monopoly?
@@thespiffingbrit
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose loved ones collect Monopoly games.
"Todd Howard created every single Mod for Skyrim."
Well, that makes Todd Howard a huge pervert.
That would mean that he also made the mods for creatures- including horses- to have dicks and twats. I’m not even joking, those are really mods for Skyrim.
Namiko Sai My question is how do you find that mod
@@sahave5042 you'd need to look for some sort of laboratory, for lovely people. A loverslab if you will…
ExDee Wobblum PLEASE GOD NO NOT AGAIN
ExDee Wobblum also elite dangerous is an awesome game
"Windhelm has a mass murderer running around around. And no, before you start thinking it, it's not actually me."
Yet.
*Quicksaving...*
🤣i see you dragonbourne
Hodd Toward: "Who are you?"
Todd Howard: "I'm you but Skyrimier"
Spiff: Jokingly mocks up a PS5 Skyrim case...
Bethesda: that's genius... We shall call it 🤔 Skyrim: Anniversary Edition
Too perfect
@@citrus_fruitz8184 Todd perfect*
it would be genius... if microsoft didnt buy the damn company
@@technothedome6310
Why do you think MS buying out Bethesda & Zenimax is a bad thing ? Just curious.
@@UA-camcanfuckagoat they're buying out a ton of companies and because monopolies are bad. microsoft bad. windows bad. gates bad.
"Todd howard is skyrims dna"
Okay. Time for a texture pack that just turns everything into shaded/tesselated Todd Howard faces.
You sir are insane!
I applaude you
But do it subtly so you don't notice it easy
I may throw up
The thing is that was todd's plan all along for you to create that texture pack.
"Todd Howard has made every single mod in Skyrim." Todd has a very twisted mind...
If someone makes a Todd Howard hair mod then that mean Todd Howard made the Todd Howard hair mod.
@@orangeapples the reason why Skyrim gets released again is that Todd needs more time to produce more mods for it.
NO PICKPOCKETING IS NECESSARY. It's much faster and easier to do this. As soon as you agree to sell the amulet, back out of the dialog while he is still talking, open your inventory and drop the amulet on the ground. Wait until he gives you the 500 gold, pick the amulet back up and repeat the process. Enjoy 😁
What about the EXP!
BTW I also tried this and it duplicates the amulet. He still has one in his inventory that you can steal.
What amulet are you talking about??
@@ravenbailey4088 the one in the video brit uses.
@@PooBrainBatman ok thanks😁
4:44 Todd Howard defies the rules of his own game, and picks himself up despite the fact his hands should still be tied.
Damn, he really is powerful...
He's like superman acting weak to the antagonist.
Well, this may come as a shock to you but the player's hands are tied in front of them, which does nothing to stop people from picking themselves up.
Step 1: join thieves guild
Step 2: do the first thieves mission
Step 3 travel to solstheim
Step 4 meet with the black Smith
Step 5 retrieve ancient pickaxe
Step 6 retrieve bonemold recipe
Step 7: gain access to the secret attic of the black smith, and take the letter to Sapphire.
Congrats, you now have access to a loot cache that respawns maybe 3 in game days, with armor good for the level, and a letter that pays out in Exquisite Sapphires (worth 5000 each), both of which respawns, .
Easiest exploit that takes not much effort. No having to load a quick save.
Combine an Exquisite Sapphire with that dark brotherhood quest means easy leveling.
I like to duplicate the exquisite sapphire so I have a readily available pile of them throughout the game.
Step 1: Collect the Stones of Barenziah
Step 2: Find more gemstones as loot in every container than you could possibly ever sell to merchants
@@imadecoy. Step 0: Slow time shout. And rapidly spam interact after shouting. Dupes barenziah gems.
lol everybody knows it's actually Hodd Toward, the richest man in skyrim
Hodd Toward, the Horrible Stick Insect
But in reality hes the richest in the world the only reason Jeff Bezoz shows up is not a bug but a feature to hide this so no one suspects Todd
Bodd toward
hodd from the hood
How dare u betray our king
If Todd saw this, he’s either creasing with laughter or writing a cease and desist.
-or- *and*
TheReaverOfDarkness just why. Read my name and that’s what everyone thinks
@@noonecares4254 someone doesn't like jokes
vilelemon that’s what I’m saying
@@noonecares4254 he's not correcting the grammar
"All the mods within skyrim are made by Todd Howard"
Looks at lovers lab
Aye, someone with the same idea as me. lol
Well, he did invent all those waifus. Are you surprised?
Ah so Todd is human and isn't a computer program specifically designed to create buggy games. I'm disappointed
Ah so Todd is human and isn't a computer program specifically designed to create buggy games. I'm disappointed
Did you know that Daggerfall was suppose to have sex scene?
the sad thing is that if you look deep enough into the lore of the elder scrolls, you will find that the highest being in the entire universe, the godhead, is in fact Todd Howard
To be fair, the common theory is exalted beings such as the tribunal and Dagoth Ur have to accept that they aren't real and are figments of the Godhead's dream. Seeing as Todd Howard dreamed up Skyrim, he is the Godhead in Lore accurate fashion.
Funny, but not exactly true. The whole "godhead" idea doesn't really involve some hardcore 4th wall demolishing stuff.
"We get 5 gold"
Yes, we get 5 gold. The remaining 495 goes to Spiff, as is only fair.
Alternate title: "Saying Todd Howard for 27 minutes while breaking skyrim"
You should apologize, before Todd Howard decides to create a mod that erase you from Tamriel permanently just because you can't actually be Todd Howard.
THAT'S EVERY GODDAMN SKYRIM VIDEO!
Alternate alternate title: "Saying Todd Howard and obsessing over Yorkshire Tea for 27 minutes."
"That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this badboy"
Well, no, but actually yes.
yea not possible but very much possible with enough dedication and the right amount of lockpicks
@@necrobynerton7384 YUp, it's all a matter of a number of lockpicks...
@@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски its even more a matter of possibility with a follower whose never picked a lock in their life. Follower commands are remarkably balanced and realistic when you're not using them for the intended purpose of joining the space program against giants
"Click out of 2, 3 is binding..."
Save and reload
"Your hands are bound". Unless, of course, you're ragdolling about the place.
I love this game.
It just works my freind
*gets ragdolled as bindings snap* “Oh shit! I gotta get up!”
*stands back up, making sure to use unbound hands* “Alright, now to fix these bindings” *bindings instantly are retied*
When Todd Howard said "It just works", he meant "It JUUUUUST works"
Noice
Todd Howard's power is so great he can wander the streets of Windhelm in full imperial armor and noone bats an eye
This just in: The Elder Scrolls 6 is going to be called Skyrim 2 Dwarven Boogaloo
Skyrim reremastered
Is it sad that I wish that's actually real?
I don't know why the word boogaloo is so hilarious to me, but it is
Unironically this. They are going to bring the dwemer back and shatter any concept of mystery left in the lore.
@@AncientSlugThrower We already know what happened tot he Dwarves lol. This was literally the plot of Daggerfall.
I see Hod Toward is keeping well since the brand new game “Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” for the PS5 was announced
The V is for 5 - Hodd Toward foresaw the development of the PS5 many years ago and planned for it to be the ultimate Skyrim platform
And about a year later...Boom. Horse armor in Skyrim Anniversary Edition. In Todd Howard we trust.
I haven't played in a looong time and didn't know they added it, I watched part of this video while I was starting a new game and when I got in and found out I could get horse armor I just fucking died 🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in ages
12:44 "that's a Master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy"
Lockpickinglawyer: "well yes but actually no"
Why is it impossible to escape the lpl he’s everywhere
click out of one.. small click out of two.. three is binding
"Nothing on one... Click out of two... Nothing on three... Small click out of four... Click out of five... Click out of one... Click out of three, and just like that, we got it open."
Alongside McNallyOfficial, there's no chance for that disappointment.
11:38 Ahhh yes, Guards of Windhelm. Lets ask the only person in Windhelm who is wearing a full set of imperial armor to help us investigate!
Makes perfect sense. Then he ain't fighting, while he does their work.
I was visibly confused when Spiff was talking about a morality system in Skyrim, then he mentioned being chased around the world by a legion of guards several times larger than any army over a stolen fork and I felt that. When my sweetroll is stolen they mock me, but when I steal a sweetroll it's straight to the executioner for me.
Exactly they just hate you
I've given this video infinite likes by virtue of liking it, going into sneak, pickpocketing the like out of Spiff's inventory, then giving the video that very same like again. It Just Works.
When you pick your pickpocketing instructor's pocket... you have graduated.
The Spiffing Brit is now my new favorite channel, just an overall clever guy with how he talks and plays. keep up the good work chap, you’ll get that Yorkshire Tea Gold sponsorship soon!
Spiff: "That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy."
Lock Picking Lawyer viewers: A *Master* lock? Just poke it with a stick or something, it'll probably open.
Dude hello there, didn’t expect another viewer of him here 🙃
LPL viewers represent
Just impersonate him and it'll pop open out of fear
There's 5 of us!
make that a click out of 6.
Todd Howard: "You can't mod Skyrim if there is no Skyrim."
Also, bugs/glitches = "Surprise Mechanics."
@Todd Howard why you sweet little lie?
SkyWade uhhh he was talking about Skyrim, everyone knows 76 was stinky poo poo
i thought surprise mechanics was EA lootboxes
Fun fact, not only can you level up sneak to 100 you can also level up one handed to 100. If you're playing on legendary difficulty Hadvar has A LOT of health. You can simply spam attacking him and he'll never aggro to you
Finally Todd arrived in Skyrim.
.
.
.
Our battle will be legendary !
OH SHIT HE ESCAPED
is that you?
@@dylandyess4519 now Reanu Keeves has access to the perfectly balanced website of UA-cam.
We're doomed. He comes closer.
I can fee-
“Actual Scotland” and proceeds to showing Winterhold 👍
i'm so lucky that i have you to explain the joke, i would never realise it by only watching the vid with my eyes open lol
I'll always love Skyrim. I'll never forget the first time I played and I didn't follow the path at all, just walked up a mountain and got thrown across the world by a giant..... ah good times
Yep on my first playthrough I tried to climb the throat of the world to get to wind helm good times
Yep i was nearly starving to death so i killed a chicken in riverwood.. lets just say its a ghost town now. Ah good times
@@drdtehmh5917 you were starving to death you say?🧐
Damn, my memory must be trash. The only thing I vaguely remember is how I felt playing it for the first time.
Welcome traveler, I see you've decided to go to the comments after your journey instead of progressing on. Stay safe and drink your tea mortal.
The Spiffing Brit He speaks to mortals, yet Tea-jus himself answers.
Not a mortal, but I will!
:)
Do you have some skooma?
@TNP- ya your a npc lol or a bot
I'm only disappointed that Todd Howard wasn't an Argonian, if anyone is a lizard man well he is.
Spiff is keeping the Argonian for the moment he will be playing as Mark Zuckerberg
artur6912 I think you mean Zark Muckerberg
@@artur6912 Probably so. And he couldn't use a Kajit because there would be potential for it to be "cute" and friendly there. Though maybe that would be good, as a cat person I know fully well the devious mind behind my fluffy housemates and the degree they would go to if needed to get their way much of the time hidden under that adorable playful exterior.
I was so badly hoping for an almost normal character, followed by,
“And we’re almost done and _(misscrolls to argonian)_ WHOOPS”
And the Todd Howard character is ruined, just like all Spiff’s other Skyrim characters.
You know, normally I feel like some of these exploits are over the top, but the way you trained pickpocketing was just perfect.
The true Todd Howard would have sided with the Stormcloacks while escaping Helgan to kill the captain who put him on the chopping block.
I always thought it was bad writing to have them execute your character
"one new bug or broken quest line." yes spiff, yes and it breaks my heart every time i break a quest line. never able to 100% main quest lines on one character makes me sad
The fact that Spiff's impression of Todd Howard sounds almost bang on like ANY of the Kahjit traders is bloody brilliant
That one random Khajiit: "M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."
"M'aiq's father was named M'aiq, as was his father's father. At least, that is what his father told him."
"M'aiq is tired now, go bother someone else"
I blame the mudcrabs. They run Pelagiad. Everyone knows it.
Last time I was this early, my tea was still hot.
please get some more tea if you drink cold tea your a monster in my eyes
@@blax140 please use the correct contractions, if you don't, you're a monster in my eyes.
@@chemusvandergeek1209 please use correct grammar, if you do not, you're a monster in my eyes.
his contractions were not incorrect his grammar was; because he did not use a contraction of, "you are," when he should have, opting to use the grammatically incorrect, "your," instead.
@Blax , nothing wrong with cold tea. It would be a crime to just throw it away.
last time i was this early the video was made public by accident (now i noticed i'm quite late).
Can’t wait for “INFINITE MONEY - NatWest is perfectly balanced with no exploits” or “CHEATING DEATH - life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”
We all know that one day we will see life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits how to make god your servant
The armor stacking glitch is awesome. I used my werewolf form with a follower to stack every backpack on my character. You can equipped one of each one.
How do you armor stack?
@@benabell3183 there’s vids on UA-cam
I wish I could see Todd's reaction when his assistant comes in and tells him "That English guy did a whole video about you."
The Spiffing Brit: Todd Howard made ever mod of Skyrim
Me, looking at all the sex mods: wot
you heard the man
also USSEP
@@punlshedsnake8210They said I couldn't do it. Who's laughing now?
Spiff, I've watched so many item / gold duplication videos of yours that doing the laundry now multiplies my $5 bills. I had two and now another two appeared and I'm positive I only got tips from two people this week. 100% confirmed that pledging loyalty to Spiff's and liking his videos will make you rich
"Spiff makes a new char and names him Todd Howard"
"Angry Reanu Keeves Noises"
@@BaxstabberzZ I think you mean our Lord and Saviour, Reanu Keeves. Keanu Reeves is busy in the Matrix, being Neo.
I think I heard Spiff say Reanu Keeves so many times that it sounds normal and Keanu Reeves actually sounds weird.
How is Hodd Toward supposed to feel about this??
@@grapheist612 remember Skyrim was designed to contain Reanu Keeves thus Todd Howard is Reanu Keeves nemesis.
@@SkrapMetal84 Your half way there. Reanu Keeves is the self realized apotheotic godhead of the dreamer Todd Howard. The dream of Reanu Keeves in Todd's mind achieved CHIM. As much as Reanu is it's own entity, it still came from Todd and is a part of him. They are both inextricably trapped to each other, and the destruction of one would result in the end of both.
My incredibly Spiffing and British friend, have you ever seen the power of stealth and poison in Dark Souls? The ring of fog and poison arrows work delightfully with the mechanic were poison is still applied but no damage is done when an arrow leaves a bow's maximum range.
Quantity dupe is literally the most OP thing ever
Let's not forget about how you can kill some bosses with poison arrows without even entering the boss arena.
@@heartbeat4atinman Rip Manus
You gotta use fire bombs or dung pies on crapra tho.
I think he's immune to poison but bows do force super Ornstein into a only doing ranged attacks. Makes him unironically a way easier choice than Smough.
If you choose Ralof at the beginning instead of Hadvar and get the key off of the Captain before Ralof you can sneak attack him over and over for another sneak exploit
😂yeah i tried friendly fire once and got lv100 at sneak at the beginning
with Hadvar just don't open the chest and you can just sneak attack over and over
Getting sneak up this way is way better than doing it when sneaking past the bear 😂
I did that until I could get sneak to legendary 4 times
spiff: compliments Todd Howard
me: that`s high praise for someone within fallout 76 distance
He does love money
69 likes, wonder how long thatll last, also yeah fo76 is awful, i have some friends that say its way better now but i dont believe it.
@@nox_luna it is actually better now after the new updates, but you'd have to try it to see for yourself i suppose, but it's still not a great game its just alright now
@@Adierit yeah still pretty bad though maybe in the future we get a good fallout 76
crazycat 123 can we not go back to days in which their was games that didn’t come with an online mode?
My favourite way to get infinite money is in Riverwood, the village you're sent to _immediately_ after Helgen is destroyed. In that village there is a man who will pay for firewood and has unlimited money and right outside there's a chopping block. _But it takes time for the animation to finish,_ I hear you say. If only there existed a version of Skyrim without player animations! Oh? SkyrimVR is a thing? That's right, you too can start amounting your _infinite wealth_ *mere moments after the games tutorial!*
Step 1: own a pc capable of running vr, and a vr headset
Step 2: dammit, I already failed
@@blakepomaville4013 Same here.
6:55 Fun fact: When you crouch and hit whoever you sided with in the cave at the beginning with an IRON DAGGER SPECIFICALLY every SINGLE hit levels sneak even if you don’t get a sneak attack bonus notification... Which levels your sneak extremely fast just make sure your hitting Ralof or Hadvar in the back...
yup, and you level up sneak and 1h. I've done this once by pure chance, then I thought "well, I have nothing else to do, so I'm gonna keep doing this until I feel like I'm OP".
proceeded to leave the cave at level 30 (by resetting skills at lvl 100)
oh, and I also leveled up illusion while I was doing that, if I'm not mistaken, what boosted the leveling a little bit further too
Just a tip:
During that sneaking past the bear tutorial, you can actually keep hitting hadvar(whatever your companion's name is) and since he is essential you can infinitely gain sneak experience that way along with one handed/two handed experience.
Thank you!
And destruction too. Maybe even block might be possible
can also sit in the corner for ages and get sneak 100 after hours
I have been level 15 before when exiting the tutorial cave. Leveling sneak, 1 hand, and destruction magic.
Did you say "Fallout 4 New Vegas?" In that case, I'm voting for that one just to hold you to it.
'Your hands are bound' Unless you get dragon shouted, then... apparently not
I read that exactly when i was at that scene
The last time I was this early I was an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
The last time I took an arrow to the knee someone stole my sweetroll.
than you took a arrow to the head from me :D
I used to be an arrow in the quiver, but then I got stuck in some guard's knee.
Confirmed: Greedy Todd Howard is the voice of the male Kajiit in Skyrim.
This one believes you are challenging the Mighty Todd. How dare you!
12:45 "Thats a master lock, no chance in opening that"
*LockpickingLawyer clears throat*
Spiff: "Get yourself a nice, worm cup of tea"
Me: *looks at my iced tea, because it's 25ªC*
Well...to the microwave you go
Worm tea sounds earthy
@@watermelonseeds567 it has some very strong earthy tones to it
Could just set it in the sun and make it sun tea.
It’s 32°C where I live
@@jameskupetz1928 it's about 45 C here in Arizona, where I live.
It only makes perfect sense that Todd Howard would become a vampire.
Todd Howard exploiting his own game is the most meta experience I've had since DMT showed me how stars are just air holes in the container. Will be back for more content for sure!
Silly dmt, the stars are physical objects in space! 🤓
Finally, I’m here before 30 seconds
Now I'm here &
5 minutes
And me at 11 minutes
Meanwhile I'm an hour late
About 2 hours
The Spiffing Brit I didn’t think you would see this, thanks for the highlight of my day
I love how spiff didn't even mention how when he was knocked over he used bith his hands to get up dispite the fact they were supposed to be tied up
Todd Howard has power levelled his Speech skill so much that he can convince anybody to buy his new dlc
When I see these videos I do not understand how Skyrim was tested... My guess is they put a chicken in front of the mouse and keyboard and after 10min of pecking at the keyboard Todd probably said..."Perfect, if it just works for chickens then its good enough for everyone!"
To be fair, it's a solo game that is not meant to be played for hundreds of hours and known as much as players know it. It doesn't need to be as balanced as a MMORPG. If anything, all those exploits are a proof people enjoy it a lot 9 years later. If players want to remove the challenge, they can use cheatcodes rather than exploits it's faster.
@@GuillaumeG-oz3hz The sales pitch was literally that you could play it forever minus the fine print of never ending fetch quests but it's Bethesda they just can't make a bug free game, luckily the modding community is such a god send.
"That's a masterlock so i have no chance of opening this badboy" someone needs to watch more LPL
Masterlocks may be easy but have you seen the pickbosnianbillandimade?
Click out of one, two is binding, nothing out of three...
The sheer amount of British sarcasm against Todd Howard in this video is just....inspiring. As a fellow Brit I am amazed just how much sarcasm you managed to drip in the start of that video. So much you must have created a flood. Good Job.
I think Hodd Toward, Todd's brother, would have been perfect for the job.
When spiffing is talking about leveling Sneak then a Sneak Energy advert comes on....
When his title says "perfectly balanced game with no exploits" immediately does early exploit 😂😂
definitely not kaden Yeah, that’s sort of his schtick
1:10 my roommates and I have that Alduin statue above our toilet. My favorite part of the place…
Spiff: *uses the walking into a wall while in the bear room exploit*
Me: *Stabs Hadvar in the back and gets sneak to legendary 5 plus level 100 effectively having 600 sneak*
Ho.. so you're approaching me?
I used that very same exploit until I had Sneak at Legendary 22 level 100 lmao i was level 94 before I ever left Helgen
Walks out of Helen and gets wrecked by every animal you come across because you still have starter gear*
That’s cool but do you remember the old max level and no cheating
"...who then went on to port Skyrim onto physically every single device in existence."
**glares at you in Linux**
Silly you, Linux isn't real.
@@Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal *_But then how did he release it on my smart fridge and amazon alexa? It runs on linux_*
Cries in mobile
@@l.a4738 Soon he will, for the failure of The Elder Scrolls: Blades must be avenged with Skyrim
I mean, it runs fine with Proton.
Would be nice to have a native build tho.
I feel like your game glitches more and more hilariously than the average player. (Tod Howard has blessed you)
He has broken the combat system, the defensive system, the magic system, and now the economy. Is there something is guy can’t break? Probably not. LOL
He didn’t break anything. Like the video says Skyrim is perfectly balanced and has absolutely no exploits. None at all definitely not a single exploits. These are intended features of the game todd howard made knowing how much his customers would love it.
Even the Planetside 2 servers were not spared x)
My heart
he can't break a nokia
he cant break my depression
Me playing skyrim : alright I have a full set of dwarven armor at level five, not too shabby
Meanwhile Spiff :How about infinite gold ?
first time i played skyrim i had full dragonscale armour at level 7 get on my level kid xP (mind i oculdn't do F all with it, i was roleplaying a blacksmith and i quite literally had 0 combat skills outside of like level 20 one handed)
@@charmedrools1 The first time you played skyrim you amassed enough dragonscales to make armour at level 7 and amassed enough materials to get your blacksmithing to 100?
Riiiiiight.
@@ArctheDark only takes like 4 dragon kills to get enough scales dude... that's like a hike from whiterun to markarth. and yes. like i said i invested almost everything into smithing. it's almost like i forsaw an arsehole like you and preemptively answered you :)
@@charmedrools1 wait? who asked?
@@samm4552 based in the truth, satirically puts down people who actually believe that kind of BS makes them superior, followed up by an emoji only ever used after jokes to convay tone to prevent people from misunderstanding and taking out of context, followed up with a close pointing out the sheer cliff edge level flaw in that level of tryhard, further establishing reasons to laugh at people who actually believe this makes them superior.
yeah that's comedy alright.
I once got murdered for dropping my sweet roll near someone else's and accidentally stole their sweet roll thinking it was mine. Skyrim has the 2020 sensitivity.
One time guards literally would not let them see me without trying to arrest me when my bounty was one gold.
Why that happened, I tried to talk to someone then they moved slightly and I accidently stole an apple
Ok, but what does Skyrim’s sensitivity have to do with your sweet roll story?
"Yeees Speeeef, eet just werks" Todd Howard is a secret Argonian running the world from the shadows?
He does look like he would say "landstrider" more than "sir" or "ma'am"
Spiffing Brit: "I'ma do the thousand video on Skyrim exploit and show how broken this game is"
Internet: "Stop! Can't you see he is already dead!"
I think you mean “He’s dead.... KEEP GOING.”
Skyrim will never die. ❤️
The sneak can be maxed out very quickly with the Cavebear wall sneaky and Hadvar sponge exploit. Use sneak and level up to get the backstab and Assasins blade, then do some stabbies on Hadvars back, Hadvar is immoral in this cave. I haven’t tried to speed run this yet but I imagine someone with more time on their hands could.
Spiff: Todd Howard the most legendary game designer.
Kojima has entered the chat
Yanderedev has entered the chat
*BAN BAN BAN BAN*
BEHOLD, IN ALL HIS GLORY, THE MIGHTY MIYAZAKI.
"IT JUST WORKS...barely."- Todd Howard
12:45
Me who has levelled lockpicking so often that perks mean nothing to me: *Shifty eyes*
I wont surprise if spiff is on many watchlist in case he break reality IRL.
Yes, the beings who built our simulated reality are watching him closely 👁 👁
Him, greystillplays, and Josh from letsgameitout. The trifecta of terror.
I've seen those stock images so many times at 6:30 that I can see the real faces behind Todd Howard's.. or maybe... the stock faces were covering Todd Howard's all along... and these are the true images...
It has been a year, I am still waiting that golden horse.
Check again. It should be there now.
"This must be my 500th time starting a new game in skyrim" - Spiff
*sips drink*
"New to Skyrim are you?" - An amount of people
I feel like we’re slowly watching spiff lose his grip on reality as he speaks to himself in a Todd Howard Gollum voice
"So how was your training?"
"Rough. Had to hike and crawl in mud and fight and suffer for more than two months. You?"
"Walked into a corner for a few hours."
Someones a soldier
Todd's infinite wealth exploit is called "Bethesda".
Damn I was rooting for his cousin, Hodd Toward... well maybe next time, Cheers!
That's a inefficient way of gaining sneak experience, at the beginning of the game choose the storm cloaks and after beating the emperials pick up the key off the body of the emperial caption and you will not advance past the room until you choose to open the door, while in that room you can sneek attack your companion and he will never die or agro aginst you, the first level of sneak you will have to run away between successful attacks in but once you lvl up you can just sit there and hit him for 15 minutes until max sneak. Love the vids.
5 seconds into the video..
"I don't remember Tea being capable of this..."
You rock, thanks Spif ♥️
first. besides the bot
It's extra funny watching this after Bethesda announced Skyrim Anniversary Edition... haha