A good trick, you only really *need* like 1 or 2 seconds because if they die from the weapon, they die within 1 second of being hit by it, assuming you don’t rely on Damage over Time with said weapon
I did this back in the day too. But instead of challenging the Ebony Warrior, who stood no chance, I made a copy of my god equipment and placed it on a random town guard. It's so much better than what they have, so they equip it immediately. Then the true battle of the gods can commence!
@fruitpunchclown2171 the 1st time, I didn't give the guard good enough equipment, so I obviously won. The 2nd time, I made both our equipment side by side so they'd be equal. I still won, skyrim AI is nothing to write home about. The 3rd time I made several copies and put em on random guards. They got me that time.
This is a late reply but I can’t do the exploit, I make the res potion drink it take off my ring and the minor alchemy necklace then put them back on and go to repeat but nothings changed
When the wooden sword says “339” damage, that’s actually not true. It’s only the first 3 digits. Your sword without enchantments actually does over 30000 damage. WAY more than enough to 1 shot karstagg. You can find the base damage right next to your carry weight.
"People were just making iron daggers to level smithing, so we changed the smithing experience to be based off of the value of the item you make" *breaks everything anyway*
@@gustavakerman2566 Nah a damn good smith knows you don’t hammer a wooden sword. You *can* fire it in a kiln, which will harden it, but you’re not going to want it in your typical forge. This is Skyrim logic, however, where a secret assassin’s guild’s hideout is a hundred yards away from a village, and has an entrance in plain sight on the side of a rock wall bordering a beach which is also a port, and said entrance is a demonic maroon door that speaks, and somehow nobody has any idea where these guys are hiding.
Next episode: Someone has placed a rune of lighting on the cart to Windhelm. It will detonate if it goes under 4 mph, killing Bjorlam and probably a few chickens. Reanu Keaves in Speed 3: Wagon of Doom.
this made me laugh instantly..... i just imagined someone walking in a crowd just poking people hoping that 1 0f the 2365 you jabbed eventually fills that damn black soul gem.
@@jamiegreenham4140 I'm currently at 516 logged hours on Steam, but there's a lot more uncounted from when I used to play in offline mode because bad internet, and the long long chunk of time I spent playing on my older brother's XBOX back in the day
Random Bandit: "Wooden Swords? You're going to fight me with a child's TOY?" Reanu Keeves: "No, I'm going to wipe you very existence and every memory of you from the face of this universe. . . with a child's toy"
Dear Brit, I'd like to know whether or not The legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Kind regards, Mr. Combustible lemon
@@brennanruiz1803 If Breath of the Wild is broken, then Skyrim is a tastefully arranged collection of dust particles that can be disrupted by breathing too hard.
13:14 now i tried to do the math (rounded down and guarantee I did it wrong) but assuming you play almost perfect and run close to the WR for speed running this game you can beat it 13,865 times before the effect wore off with a couple min or so to spare
That Soul Bucket weapon is actually terrifying. Imagine getting hit by that, and getting cursed with what would seem like a soul trap that lasts for years from your perspective. If you get killed during that time, there's no escaping it, you will end up in someone's soul gem and end up in the purgatory that is Soul Cairn.
Anybody else went back to view this video after another near 2 million subs this man has gained? If so, leave a thumbs up, I’m quite curious to the amount of us there are.
_Fills a soul gem, absorb 17977670 points of health_ Well I guess you can say Reanu Keeves is breathtaking, literally Become a Sir/Dame for £99.99 UK: Wait a minute that's illegal
@@Scam_Likely247 Aye, they are. Come with me Jared. Step into the world of legend, the magical land of Kekistan. Wonders untold await us! It is our destiny!
Using the almighty teachings of Reanu Keeves I have an infinite range telekinesis spell, a wooden sword with several thousand attack points, 12000000 of each stat and infinite carry weight Edit: also a ring blessed by Reanu himself which improves my wooden sword's attack by 200000000
Now make a second complete outfit and plant it on a whiterun guard, watch as he immediately equips it all because its better than his current equipment, and let the battle of the gods commence!
were you not aware that unarmed applied your gloves ARMOR BONUS to your attacks? get some blacksmithing potions and strap yourself in, cause it makes reanu keeves look balanced.
Technically speaking I would say alchemy is the real culprit. A few of the videos too (at least 2 I can think of) did involve the werewolf glitch to equip a bunch of items in a single slot
@@busty1985 I'm specifically referring to the multiple enchantment videos hes done... The armor, the jewelry, the weapons...... Hes done a few of these videos lol Alchemy in skyrim is actually pretty nerfed due to the fact you have to actually gather resources for every single potion and they only last a minute or two...
@@teddy5004 except whiterun item duplication glitch has not been patched so you can turn one item into 1000 items in less than an hour. I’ll correct you. Skyrim is broken. Even now.
Using the anti corruption guy with a 99% Incite revolt success rate with a 200 coin payment... Taking over Japan without declaring war on a single faction.. Just clearing up some rebels and taking over their land..
Yorkshire Tea is in fact some of the greatest tea I’ve ever had. I’m sipping on a mug of Taylors Green Tea with Jasmine and also added a bit of pure granulated Honey and it is delicious.
@@martianrefridgerator8669 the recepie for Yorkshire tea isent a secret, there is simply a test in place to make sure you are worthy of the information, thus far no one has passed the test.
1:13 Jesus Christ I keep forgetting how long ago 2019 actually was, this is statistically baffling to think about! (And well deserved thanks to the nightmares I've had featuring Reanu Keeves and his fork)
I've been watching WWE wrestling and some of the Champions have held their titles for far less the Reanu Keaves has been absorbing health from his slain enemies.
Jordan Anderson also determines what items and how much gold you start with(not rly important for this yeah) but where you spawn @ as well so it’s more than just skipping the wagon Although it has no real difference on doing this exploit >.> it was meant to be a joke
gotta love a wooden sword that can absorb the soul of anyone it hits. even if they survive the sword hitting them for 2/3rds of a year and die to something else Reanu Keeves will still fill a soul gem.
I wonder if Todd Howard wakes up in a cold sweat every night after his dream gets to the part where he says “it just works” and then it echos overs and over as the crowd’s laughter gets slower and deeper.
Spiff: *stabs man with soul bucket* Man: *lives* yes i live Spiff: go live a long life Man: *dies 0.7 years later from old age* Soul Bucket: *"Soul absorbed!"*
When I made my potions to make the crazy good alchemy buffs... I had to stop with things boosted in the 250-350% range. I killed the hell out of my game trying to see how high I could get things. Thank you, Todd Howard, you’re a legend (just not as legendary as Renault Keeves and his kin, I’m afraid)!
*Enemies all hit Spiff in unison causing 30 health damage.*
Spiff: All that for a drop of tea
iron man drinks coffee in endgame
Iron Man also didn't live.
Fork give me my child
I subscribed because of the fork video and I dont even play skyrim, I just remember I used to watch your videos before I had an acc
*hits spiff*
Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking!"
Reanu Keeves: "I'm taking your breath"
Perfection.
This is a highly r/whoosh comment, but. The soul is equivalent to breath in Hebrew, which mean, Keeves takes your soul.
I mean it does have soul trap
Spiff: "I'm taking your colonies. And tea"
This is the peek of humanity
Wouldn’t putting a wooden sword on a grindstone turn it into sawdust?
“It just works”
Huh
Anthony Romanelli Splinters for extra damage.
208 days until you can't fill a soul grm
That is true
@arron hall but a rough amount is my direct translation, I was going minimalist for that
If target dies within *THE CURRENT CENTURY* , fills a soul gem.
* Becomes a vampire to survive *
Nope around 7 months irl
osmacar ever heard of a joke?
A good trick, you only really *need* like 1 or 2 seconds because if they die from the weapon, they die within 1 second of being hit by it, assuming you don’t rely on Damage over Time with said weapon
it's only 22 day because 9 million seconds is 11 days so x2 it will be 22
Have you seen that warrior from Skyrim? He's got wooden swords. Wooden. Swords.
You should have names the soul trap wooden sword “your soul is pine”
This comment is underrated af
The fucking legend of a joke
and the other: I knew you, wood. The comma is very important.
This is Pine All Trap ... these go to 11
My Breton character Jaque the Soul Ripper wants it so bad.
"I saw Keanu Reeves kill 5 men with a pencil"
"I saw Reanu Keeves kill 5 Ebony Warriors with a wooden sword"
He also known as the world's best assassin Won Jick
Shouldn't Reanu Keeves kill a pencil with 5 men
with a forkin pencil!
he should have used the "forkgive me "
@@andrewhunt7328 i saw Rihanna keys kill 50 men with his own farts
I did this back in the day too. But instead of challenging the Ebony Warrior, who stood no chance, I made a copy of my god equipment and placed it on a random town guard. It's so much better than what they have, so they equip it immediately. Then the true battle of the gods can commence!
Thats cool im gonna do it too
Who won?
@fruitpunchclown2171 the 1st time, I didn't give the guard good enough equipment, so I obviously won. The 2nd time, I made both our equipment side by side so they'd be equal. I still won, skyrim AI is nothing to write home about. The 3rd time I made several copies and put em on random guards. They got me that time.
@@propheinx2250 got it
This is a late reply but I can’t do the exploit, I make the res potion drink it take off my ring and the minor alchemy necklace then put them back on and go to repeat but nothings changed
"Children can be used as piggy banks"
-The Spiffing Brit, 2019
@@thespiffingbrit "Don't quote me on that"
-The Spiffing Brit, 2019
u mean reanu keeves right?
@@CheckingForPulse no that is what he said in the video
And before anybody says "wOoOsH!!1!!!1!" Its not obvious it was a joke so shut up
OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE: COINS
@@thespiffingbrit too late
“We might as well test these weapons on the most annoying person around.”
*advertisement plays*
Same! 😂
Wait was it an elswyr ad for you guys?
I don’t remember so go with whatever is funniest
No, but I’ve watched this video twice now and it happened both times! 😂
"Why are they not hostile?" Because everyone hates Ancano.
When the wooden sword says “339” damage, that’s actually not true. It’s only the first 3 digits. Your sword without enchantments actually does over 30000 damage. WAY more than enough to 1 shot karstagg. You can find the base damage right next to your carry weight.
Spiff: 21,000% stronger
Actually 218,000% stronger
Todd Howard found a Spiff exploit
@@kennehau u mean hodd toward
Godd soward*
Potion seller.. I'm going into battle, and I require your strongest potions
Reanu Keeves: "my potions are too strong for you traveler"
Nostalgia
Make another video its been 9 years
Underrated comment
Gold comment
"Smithing increased to 44"
*One wooden sword later*
"Smithing increased to 100"
"People were just making iron daggers to level smithing, so we changed the smithing experience to be based off of the value of the item you make"
*breaks everything anyway*
TBH you have to be a damn good smith to *forge a wooden sword on an anvil* without it breaking, charring or simply burning to a crisp.
@@gustavakerman2566 Nah a damn good smith knows you don’t hammer a wooden sword. You *can* fire it in a kiln, which will harden it, but you’re not going to want it in your typical forge.
This is Skyrim logic, however, where a secret assassin’s guild’s hideout is a hundred yards away from a village, and has an entrance in plain sight on the side of a rock wall bordering a beach which is also a port, and said entrance is a demonic maroon door that speaks, and somehow nobody has any idea where these guys are hiding.
@@askmeaboutsugmaDon’t forget, Dawnstar Sanctuary was abandoned a millenia ago…
Next episode: Someone has placed a rune of lighting on the cart to Windhelm. It will detonate if it goes under 4 mph, killing Bjorlam and probably a few chickens. Reanu Keaves in Speed 3: Wagon of Doom.
Time to create a time loop so we can safely get the chickens off the wagon
imagine selling forkgive me and the merchant is just like "yeah im gonna need 2 billion for the burden of taking forkgive me"
Yaboi Avery
Or even better,
Yeah, sorry but i’ll need about 2 billion septims for this, i hope you’ll *forkgive me*
@@katscagurangan585 r/yourjokebutworse
"If target dies within 211 days, fills a soul gem"
"If target dies withing 211 days, it doesn't go to Sovngarde"
Still not long enough for me. Bought the game 3 years ago, still not past the tutorial
this made me laugh instantly..... i just imagined someone walking in a crowd just poking people hoping that 1 0f the 2365 you jabbed eventually fills that damn black soul gem.
I...for a whole minute I didn't question you calling him Reanu Keeves. "Sounds right to me"
He says his name so many times its like it has become... normal.
It sounds right now.
When he said Keanu Reeves it sounded wrong
@@elenacornick7057Who is Keanu Reeves again? Sounds distantly familiar… 🤣
*"And that's why you should never underestimate having kids because you can drain them for their life force"* ~ The Spiffing Brit 2019
I’m so excited for the next time you come to work on the video and I can not wait to see if your video is good 😊
Man a tip Darth nihlius needed to follow
@@sebastiangibson9671
Awesome Game !
"Have kids so you can drain their life force"
So, Spiffing is secretly Flemeth from Dragon Age.
I tried having kids but they drained my life force. I think I did it wrong.
I thought I was the only one who made that connection 😂😂😂
The reanu keeves joke is really messing with my dyslexia
Tbh, Same
The first few times i heard it yeah. Now i hear reannu keaves instead of the actors actual name
The only thing I think of when I hear dyslexia is Percy Jackson
@@mayahinnefeld8564 jercy packson??
@@gamelordkiller3344 I thought it was Jackson Perry
Spiff: no one has put 211 days into Skyrim
Me: hold my tea
It's only 5k hours
Looks at his logged hours on steam 12000+ **Sweating intensifys*
Ive only just hit 500 hours on skyrim lol don't think I'll ever get that many hours
@@jamiegreenham4140
I'm currently at 516 logged hours on Steam, but there's a lot more uncounted from when I used to play in offline mode because bad internet, and the long long chunk of time I spent playing on my older brother's XBOX back in the day
I only have 69 hours
Ebony warrior: ""Spiffing brit give up we have you 1 to 5"
*proceeds to take a sip of tea*
Spiffing Brit: "I like these odds"
Then it is an even fight...
@@GhostLink92 of course not
"You might actually stand a chance"
“You’re gonna need more”
Spiffing Brit: All I am surrounded by is overwhelming fear & dead men.
-so, how much power do you want?
-yes
Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWER!!!
"All of it"
"Have kids so you can drain their lifeforce"
This sounds like something you do in CK2's cults
Why else would u have kids
Random Bandit: "Wooden Swords? You're going to fight me with a child's TOY?"
Reanu Keeves: "No, I'm going to wipe you very existence and every memory of you from the face of this universe. . . with a child's toy"
He shoould use these exploits to make a bow thats basically a railgun
Not possible
IceDragon802Offishal what do you mean? It will just work.
And he did
“It just works” - Todd Howard
Dear Brit,
I'd like to know whether or not The legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
Kind regards,
Mr. Combustible lemon
You can get infinite health and stamina, so yeah, it’s pretty broken.
@@brennanruiz1803 do tell?
@@brennanruiz1803 If Breath of the Wild is broken, then Skyrim is a tastefully arranged collection of dust particles that can be disrupted by breathing too hard.
MrCombustibleLemon yessss
Do it do it!!!
“Look at them they’re doing damage to me; and how much?”
“Well they’ve appeared to have actually done none so far”
Now presenting, the Revr. Dr. Sir Reanu Keeves, master of Khajit Trading
Don't forget Destroyer of Universes
what an opening of a TED talk
If the target dies in just under 7 realtime months, you get a soul gem.
8:43 I mean, I'd love for Reanu Keeves to drain my life *force,* but my life *source* is strictly another matter.
*Don't take away my tea, Reanu!*
I vote stellaris
If Yorkshire tea isnt sponsoring you guys, they should be.
Can they sponsor my crippling depression?
Tea is the greatest drink of all now
I think I'll have some tea now
@@nicknevco215 DRINK YORKSHIRE TEA
@@russianivan9651 wait... eithrt yoy're lying about being russian or about liking tea...
Last perk from enchanting allows you to put two enchantments on each item. As you might imagine, that's perfectly balanced.
13:14 now i tried to do the math (rounded down and guarantee I did it wrong) but assuming you play almost perfect and run close to the WR for speed running this game you can beat it 13,865 times before the effect wore off with a couple min or so to spare
Nobody:
UA-cam algorithm: I'm about to boost this man's whole career!
Spif dont need no algorithms. He is a great entertainer.
I don’t think that joke works as well if it’s actually a recent video
@@sivad2076 maybe so, but I had no idea who he was and yet two of his recent vids are all over my feed. I'm not complaining, but still.
Grog Stache me too
@@colindruce-mcfadden9026 I should have put an ! after entertainer. But still I'm glad people are being pointed spiffs way. He deserves it
I drank some Yorkshire tea...... And I turned into *Reanu Keeves left hand* 10/10 would force my family to drink it
You should get started diggin out the secret Tea Dungeon
Todd Howard: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS" *game crashes*
. . . 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻, 𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮
But potion seller...
That Soul Bucket weapon is actually terrifying. Imagine getting hit by that, and getting cursed with what would seem like a soul trap that lasts for years from your perspective. If you get killed during that time, there's no escaping it, you will end up in someone's soul gem and end up in the purgatory that is Soul Cairn.
Congratulations on 500k good sir! Totally deserving, I'll drink some tea in cheers to you!
Civ 6 pls I would love to see Spiff “liberate” the world as the British and take hold of the tea supply.
Someone: You can't make this more overpowered
Spiff: Hold my tea
Anybody else went back to view this video after another near 2 million subs this man has gained? If so, leave a thumbs up, I’m quite curious to the amount of us there are.
3mill
@@MachMultiple 3.12 @ t m
3.2 mil :D
3.33 mill atm
Remember kids, when your old and have grandkids,
*Drain their life force.*
TheDerpiest Dino DrAiN tHeIr LiFe FoRcE
You're*
Rise of Skywalker be stealing ideas from UA-cam.
_Fills a soul gem, absorb 17977670 points of health_
Well I guess you can say Reanu Keeves is breathtaking, literally
Become a Sir/Dame for £99.99
UK: Wait a minute that's illegal
I dont know why spiff is so excited about Reanu Keeves, wait until he meets Nuck Chorris
Lol you think the chorris family is powerful? You clearly have never heard of hodd toward!
@@pugmaster7757 That is true, but the Toward family rarely bother themselves with the matters of mere mortals.
@@Scam_Likely247 this is also true until you hear the tales of Cohn Jena. His legacy is breathtaking
@@RachaelLongLastName I have heard the myths. Are the legends true, pray tell?
@@Scam_Likely247 Aye, they are. Come with me Jared. Step into the world of legend, the magical land of Kekistan. Wonders untold await us! It is our destiny!
I’m over here watching this just realizing it’s 2 years old and now has 2million subscribers… good content will never get old 👌🏽
Reanu Keaves Doctor of Khajit Trading.
"I don't think anyone has 211 real world days of playtime in Skyrim"
MxR: "Am I a Joke to you??"
Don't make us Crusade. Jeannie gets teary eyed when we Crusade. Then when she cries, WE CRUSADE HARDER!!!!!
Wish I still had my old Xbox 360... I had a combined 6k hours of Skyrim over five years 😭
I had a sad childhood
Ah, a fellow of culture, I see! Krewsaders for the win!
I remember when he was good. Sigh.
Using the almighty teachings of Reanu Keeves I have an infinite range telekinesis spell, a wooden sword with several thousand attack points, 12000000 of each stat and infinite carry weight
Edit: also a ring blessed by Reanu himself which improves my wooden sword's attack by 200000000
Zxvxmmmnvhhhhhhhh
Now make a second complete outfit and plant it on a whiterun guard, watch as he immediately equips it all because its better than his current equipment, and let the battle of the gods commence!
@@propheinx2250 oh absolutely
@@TheDarkWendigo199 Did you do it?
Reanue Keeves is the reason I have a youtube channel.. His power is the reason I'm able to call myself African American
Spiffing
What does that even mean?
@@thatguyintherain3168 don’t question it
Time to watch the video which has pumped up kicks playing over a school shooting
It appears “forkgive me” has charmed the souls out of those 100k peeps who liked the previous video...
Spiffing Brit: Gets 100k likes in video
Also Spiffing Brit: Makes like goal 30k
Is this actually a challenge?
it's already 35k now!
37*
38*
Bär Productions 39*
@@jackrabbit1704 40*
"Perfectly balanced as all things should be" Todd Howard-2011
It just works
"cant leave the soul bucket, that would be devastating"
- the thalmor want to know your location
Still waiting for him to put out a video that is literally nothing but the sound of him sipping tea for a few minutes. AS(piff)MR
You can beat skyrim with just your fists, some iron boots and a wooden plate
I feel like if you whip that out at the bannered mare, the bards will listen to you instead.
were you not aware that unarmed applied your gloves ARMOR BONUS to your attacks? get some blacksmithing potions and strap yourself in, cause it makes reanu keeves look balanced.
@@wizardlyfrog now use 1million% enchanting on fortify unarmed on a ring and your gauntlets
@@wizardlyfrog ACTUALLY, it only applies the BASE armor value of the gauntlets
@@_Yuputka_ yeah, you don't enchant them. you drink a bs potion to buff blacksmithing and then create legendary gauntlets
"There is no one with 211 days of Playtime in Skyrim" Oh spiffing, young naive spiffing ^^
I have about ~3000 hours and even that would only be 150 days
Ther’s someone who does it for living (;.
I did a quick google search. The player with the most hours in Skyrim is Evolyn with 55,843 hours which is 2326 days, which in turn is 6 years.
It has gone up since then. Evolyn has played another 424 hours. This guy either really loves Skyrim or he is really intent on keeping the record.
Spiff: Have children so you can drain their life force
Emperor Palpatine approves
Can Reanu Keeves survive the dreaded fall damage?
Put Reanu Keeves against Skyrim’s greatest foe, Gravity.
Skyrim's? SKYRIM'S? You think gravity is bad here? DO you know what killed the most players through the whole DSouls series? DO YOU?! ='(
@@TheArklyte dark souls is for tryhards
20:28
He jumped from the college of winterhold
Dr Hodd toward can. he can levitate
"completely unmodded skyrim"
*uses alternate start in the first video*
me: x to doubt
Somehow, Skyrim is just this broken.
X
Was looking for this
iT JuSt WoRkS
I only mod graphics wise. If I use armour/weapon mods it spoils the game and I and up restarting the game again.
Honestly can't wait to hear forkgive me while my life force is being drained.
Matt: I'm the most powerful person in existance!
Shaggy: No I am
???: Amateurs.
Matt: What was that? Punk?!
Reanu Keeves: *AMATEURS*
Yes
Youre all breath giving
-Reanu keaves 2019
you're all life giving
@@YuiFunami why do you one up me?
@@yoloforlife48 he just took your breath
Me: "Alexa, how long is 18 million seconds?"
Alexa: "6 months, and 26 days."
Me: *giggles*
+greedily rubs hands+
I just pulled out a calculator and did that, lol.
Now how many years is that in game?
@@Senko_The_Fox 41.2 years I think
@@troublesome3379 ty
"Todd, I'm dissapointed. The children are immortal"
I love how you made 15 episodes out of what could have been a single one.... "Enchanting in skyrim is too OP"
Technically speaking I would say alchemy is the real culprit. A few of the videos too (at least 2 I can think of) did involve the werewolf glitch to equip a bunch of items in a single slot
thats free content
@@busty1985 I'm specifically referring to the multiple enchantment videos hes done... The armor, the jewelry, the weapons...... Hes done a few of these videos lol
Alchemy in skyrim is actually pretty nerfed due to the fact you have to actually gather resources for every single potion and they only last a minute or two...
@@teddy5004 except whiterun item duplication glitch has not been patched so you can turn one item into 1000 items in less than an hour.
I’ll correct you.
Skyrim is broken. Even now.
@@atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633 Skyrim always has and always will be broken lol
“Drain your children’s life force”
- Sir.Rev.Dr Spiffing Brit VC
Reanu Keeves Bizzarre adventure Part 2: Breathtaking tendency.
Part 3. Canine Crusaders
Part 4: Doggos are (or atleast should be) unharmable
Spiff, May i ask you... Is Shogun 2 Total War a perfectly balanced game with no exploits?
Hail Yorkshire Tea good sir
Shogun 2 Rise of the Samurai Artillery is perfectly balanced ;)
Yep, Shogun 2 is perfectly balanced game with no exploits...
Except one guy conquered the whole map in 5 turns.
@@strangerakari2836 Shamefur Dispray.
Using the anti corruption guy with a 99% Incite revolt success rate with a 200 coin payment... Taking over Japan without declaring war on a single faction.. Just clearing up some rebels and taking over their land..
I actually wonder if spiff will reply to your comment
Yorkshire Tea is in fact some of the greatest tea I’ve ever had. I’m sipping on a mug of Taylors Green Tea with Jasmine and also added a bit of pure granulated Honey and it is delicious.
"Both myself, reanu keeves, and my editor"
That doesn't make any sense... Unless...
*you are reanu keeves*
*Dramatic revelation music intensifies*
@@thespiffingbrit I tought the crown's greatest secret was the way to make YORKSHIRE TEA.
@@martianrefridgerator8669 the recepie for Yorkshire tea isent a secret, there is simply a test in place to make sure you are worthy of the information, thus far no one has passed the test.
@@GaratghDeloi if no one has passed the test, who is making the tea? 🤔
@@martianrefridgerator8669 no one knows. It's one of the great mysteries with Yorkshire tea.
Spiffing: the channel has reached 500k
Me: looks at sub count at 520k
Says you only commented an hour ago and he's at 523k.
@@jamesmcdonnell2455 Says you only commented 52 minutes ago and he's at 524k
Bruh
@@cub3829 Says you only commented 4 hours ago, and he has 40 subscribers.
*looks again* 525k
I would love to see you make a cult to Reanu Keeves and of course TEA in Stellaris!
God I love the stock photo editing style it's just the epitome of appearing like low effort editing... man props to whoever edits... love the style
Grats, you're no longer at 500k, you're at 530k.
Now that's some spiffing growth!
535k amd climbing, that's tea worthy
543k atm
@@KushAidMan 546k.....
550k!!!
574k !!!!
7000 out of 100
Me: halo_chief_thats_illegal.jpg
Matheus Xavier caboose said that though, not “halo chief”
If you reference a meme, reference it correctly
it was actually Church who says it not Caboose
I meant Caboose saying the phrase : "Chief that is illegal", not actual Chief.
This thread is incredibly autistic.
Man I kinda want to get Skyrim just to break the game.
1:13 Jesus Christ I keep forgetting how long ago 2019 actually was, this is statistically baffling to think about! (And well deserved thanks to the nightmares I've had featuring Reanu Keeves and his fork)
I've been watching WWE wrestling and some of the Champions have held their titles for far less the Reanu Keaves has been absorbing health from his slain enemies.
Spiff: remember this is completely unmodded skyrim
Didnt you use alternate start mod?!
That doesn't really count because all you can use it for is skipping the wagon
Jordan Anderson also determines what items and how much gold you start with(not rly important for this yeah) but where you spawn @ as well so it’s more than just skipping the wagon
Although it has no real difference on doing this exploit >.> it was meant to be a joke
That tragic moment when you can't slaughter children in a video game. Always a disappointment!
Solution, play on pc and download some lovely mods :)
@@ShizaanSil PC Master Race: Where you can kill the children...
I think you mean every game except Minecraft.
The villager children can run....
BUT THEY CANT HIDE FROM STEVE!!!!!
The children in this game would survive being slaughtered by Anakin
Spiff discovers ye olde fidget spinner... Tongs.
*DARK SOULS 3 BROKEN STRAIGHTSWORD ONLY IS PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS WHATSOEVER*
I Dare You.
the broken straitsword is actually pretty decent. it has a good attack speed, low stamina cost and decent scaling.
If it's low damage that you're after then it's the broken parrying dagger without the stats to use it
C. Stellaris! And keep up the amazing work Rev. Sir Dr. Spiff!
He must needs add "Esq." as a suffix.
Surely you can purchase a law degree somewhere
After extensive research (2 minute DDG search), you can just start calling yourself "Esquire."
Rev Sir Dr Spiff, Esquire.
“30 thousand should be a challenge”
>hits 20k in two hours
Lol, it’s 35k now
Lol 42k now
gotta love a wooden sword that can absorb the soul of anyone it hits. even if they survive the sword hitting them for 2/3rds of a year and die to something else Reanu Keeves will still fill a soul gem.
Reanu please whisper so softly in my ears that I instantly dream about Yorkshire tea
Okay.. dafuq
May the queen bless you with 1000 metric tons of tea. -with love, a fan from America
Well I liked the video before 10k soo.... I guess it was nice knowing you world good bye..
see you on the other side my brother, ours is a noble death
if we are to die, it shall be glorious
@@thespiffingbrit What about death by overindulgence of tea?
@@Ropetrick6 There is no such thing as overindulgence when tea is involved.
I went to amazon and some replied with a 5 star review or Yorkshire gold saying it’s good especially while watching the spiffiNg Brit lmao
Wait, 33 secs ago... nice... and Congratz on 516k keep it up
Just watched a spiff video, klicked the UA-cam logo new Spiff video one min ago, success!
Got to appreciate that math
If a thing hit by the soul bucket dies within
34.8 IRL years
Then you get a soul
You could just go hit all of the people over 70 and you'd be rich eventually.
Wow. You’re math is awful. Convert the seconds into minutes then that into hours then days. 34.8 years is: 1098181929.6 seconds.
@@shane7778 In game time I'm guessing.
Imma just assume you meant in-game time
I wonder if Todd Howard wakes up in a cold sweat every night after his dream gets to the part where he says “it just works” and then it echos overs and over as the crowd’s laughter gets slower and deeper.
Spiff: *stabs man with soul bucket*
Man: *lives* yes i live
Spiff: go live a long life
Man: *dies 0.7 years later from old age*
Soul Bucket: *"Soul absorbed!"*
Love your videos man, you should make a video on rollercoaster tycoon
EL FAFA 500 you are a genius I need this
The Ebony Warrior is a Redguard, my dear Spiffing!
That awkward moment when their 50% poison resistance actually does something. Twice.
When I made my potions to make the crazy good alchemy buffs... I had to stop with things boosted in the 250-350% range. I killed the hell out of my game trying to see how high I could get things.
Thank you, Todd Howard, you’re a legend (just not as legendary as Renault Keeves and his kin, I’m afraid)!
Haha renault keeves
I got to like 23m or something