SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim The Worst Sword Challenge

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  • @JackSpackProductions
    @JackSpackProductions 5 років тому +5148

    *Enemies all hit Spiff in unison causing 30 health damage.*
    Spiff: All that for a drop of tea

    • @thepizzaman9159
      @thepizzaman9159 5 років тому +110

      iron man drinks coffee in endgame

    • @migukmoonpark4312
      @migukmoonpark4312 5 років тому +149

      Iron Man also didn't live.

    • @squeaky4454
      @squeaky4454 5 років тому +42

      Fork give me my child

    • @zanesnyder9611
      @zanesnyder9611 5 років тому +13

      I subscribed because of the fork video and I dont even play skyrim, I just remember I used to watch your videos before I had an acc

    • @scurvype30
      @scurvype30 5 років тому +2

      *hits spiff*

  • @RiftFishing
    @RiftFishing 5 років тому +5655

    Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking!"
    Reanu Keeves: "I'm taking your breath"

    • @wratharkana7069
      @wratharkana7069 5 років тому +99

      Perfection.

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 5 років тому +112

      This is a highly r/whoosh comment, but. The soul is equivalent to breath in Hebrew, which mean, Keeves takes your soul.

    • @wratharkana7069
      @wratharkana7069 5 років тому +51

      I mean it does have soul trap

    • @Agent8132
      @Agent8132 5 років тому +52

      Spiff: "I'm taking your colonies. And tea"

    • @korkhik6297
      @korkhik6297 5 років тому +10

      This is the peek of humanity

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 5 років тому +2805

    Wouldn’t putting a wooden sword on a grindstone turn it into sawdust?
    “It just works”

  • @gManGabe
    @gManGabe 5 років тому +2727

    If target dies within *THE CURRENT CENTURY* , fills a soul gem.

    • @Ruvaakdein
      @Ruvaakdein 5 років тому +106

      * Becomes a vampire to survive *

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 5 років тому +42

      Nope around 7 months irl

    • @barbecue1015
      @barbecue1015 5 років тому +61

      osmacar ever heard of a joke?

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 5 років тому +21

      A good trick, you only really *need* like 1 or 2 seconds because if they die from the weapon, they die within 1 second of being hit by it, assuming you don’t rely on Damage over Time with said weapon

    • @letsget100subswithnovideo8
      @letsget100subswithnovideo8 5 років тому +8

      it's only 22 day because 9 million seconds is 11 days so x2 it will be 22

  • @aople4682
    @aople4682 4 роки тому +298

    Have you seen that warrior from Skyrim? He's got wooden swords. Wooden. Swords.

  • @billyfay2670
    @billyfay2670 5 років тому +933

    You should have names the soul trap wooden sword “your soul is pine”

    • @adrienquigley9676
      @adrienquigley9676 4 роки тому +23

      This comment is underrated af

    • @moth1095
      @moth1095 4 роки тому +30

      The fucking legend of a joke

    • @etiletsatsi5130
      @etiletsatsi5130 4 роки тому +21

      and the other: I knew you, wood. The comma is very important.

    • @Mullet-ZubazPants
      @Mullet-ZubazPants 4 роки тому +6

      This is Pine All Trap ... these go to 11

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 роки тому +6

      My Breton character Jaque the Soul Ripper wants it so bad.

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 5 років тому +1285

    "I saw Keanu Reeves kill 5 men with a pencil"
    "I saw Reanu Keeves kill 5 Ebony Warriors with a wooden sword"

    • @andrewhunt7328
      @andrewhunt7328 5 років тому +115

      He also known as the world's best assassin Won Jick

    • @venomsnake225
      @venomsnake225 5 років тому +57

      Shouldn't Reanu Keeves kill a pencil with 5 men

    • @Vijay-tg7hf
      @Vijay-tg7hf 5 років тому +13

      with a forkin pencil!

    • @kaustubhajrekar3583
      @kaustubhajrekar3583 5 років тому +7

      he should have used the "forkgive me "

    • @matthewsteele1010
      @matthewsteele1010 5 років тому +2

      @@andrewhunt7328 i saw Rihanna keys kill 50 men with his own farts

  • @propheinx2250
    @propheinx2250 2 роки тому +182

    I did this back in the day too. But instead of challenging the Ebony Warrior, who stood no chance, I made a copy of my god equipment and placed it on a random town guard. It's so much better than what they have, so they equip it immediately. Then the true battle of the gods can commence!

    • @pumpkinjack7265
      @pumpkinjack7265 Рік тому +10

      Thats cool im gonna do it too

    • @WatermelonOfDoom
      @WatermelonOfDoom Рік тому

      Who won?

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 Рік тому +14

      @fruitpunchclown2171 the 1st time, I didn't give the guard good enough equipment, so I obviously won. The 2nd time, I made both our equipment side by side so they'd be equal. I still won, skyrim AI is nothing to write home about. The 3rd time I made several copies and put em on random guards. They got me that time.

    • @WatermelonOfDoom
      @WatermelonOfDoom Рік тому

      @@propheinx2250 got it

    • @asteroid9925
      @asteroid9925 Рік тому

      This is a late reply but I can’t do the exploit, I make the res potion drink it take off my ring and the minor alchemy necklace then put them back on and go to repeat but nothings changed

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 5 років тому +387

    "Children can be used as piggy banks"
    -The Spiffing Brit, 2019

    • @abuckarooboyo7104
      @abuckarooboyo7104 5 років тому +17

      @@thespiffingbrit "Don't quote me on that"
      -The Spiffing Brit, 2019

    • @CheckingForPulse
      @CheckingForPulse 5 років тому +1

      u mean reanu keeves right?

    • @familythompson7168
      @familythompson7168 4 роки тому +1

      @@CheckingForPulse no that is what he said in the video
      And before anybody says "wOoOsH!!1!!!1!" Its not obvious it was a joke so shut up

    • @rememberme3156
      @rememberme3156 4 роки тому +1

      OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE: COINS

    • @horehoundbasedcandy8736
      @horehoundbasedcandy8736 3 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit too late

  • @JamesPyrich
    @JamesPyrich 5 років тому +466

    “We might as well test these weapons on the most annoying person around.”
    *advertisement plays*

    • @ronakino
      @ronakino 5 років тому +3

      Same! 😂

    • @patch276
      @patch276 5 років тому +8

      Wait was it an elswyr ad for you guys?

    • @JamesPyrich
      @JamesPyrich 5 років тому +2

      I don’t remember so go with whatever is funniest

    • @ronakino
      @ronakino 5 років тому +6

      No, but I’ve watched this video twice now and it happened both times! 😂

  • @crusader-yv9zr
    @crusader-yv9zr 5 років тому +314

    "Why are they not hostile?" Because everyone hates Ancano.

  • @Azzathas
    @Azzathas 2 роки тому +138

    When the wooden sword says “339” damage, that’s actually not true. It’s only the first 3 digits. Your sword without enchantments actually does over 30000 damage. WAY more than enough to 1 shot karstagg. You can find the base damage right next to your carry weight.

  • @gabecarroll9869
    @gabecarroll9869 5 років тому +504

    Spiff: 21,000% stronger
    Actually 218,000% stronger

    • @kennehau
      @kennehau 5 років тому +1

      Todd Howard found a Spiff exploit

    • @208jdog
      @208jdog 5 років тому +5

      @@kennehau u mean hodd toward

    • @lolpop7799
      @lolpop7799 5 років тому

      Godd soward*

  • @AlexTheAverageKid
    @AlexTheAverageKid 5 років тому +733

    Potion seller.. I'm going into battle, and I require your strongest potions
    Reanu Keeves: "my potions are too strong for you traveler"

  • @andrewsav4865
    @andrewsav4865 5 років тому +359

    "Smithing increased to 44"
    *One wooden sword later*
    "Smithing increased to 100"

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 5 років тому +30

      "People were just making iron daggers to level smithing, so we changed the smithing experience to be based off of the value of the item you make"
      *breaks everything anyway*

    • @gustavakerman2566
      @gustavakerman2566 3 роки тому +4

      TBH you have to be a damn good smith to *forge a wooden sword on an anvil* without it breaking, charring or simply burning to a crisp.

    • @askmeaboutsugma
      @askmeaboutsugma 2 роки тому +5

      @@gustavakerman2566 Nah a damn good smith knows you don’t hammer a wooden sword. You *can* fire it in a kiln, which will harden it, but you’re not going to want it in your typical forge.
      This is Skyrim logic, however, where a secret assassin’s guild’s hideout is a hundred yards away from a village, and has an entrance in plain sight on the side of a rock wall bordering a beach which is also a port, and said entrance is a demonic maroon door that speaks, and somehow nobody has any idea where these guys are hiding.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 6 місяців тому

      @@askmeaboutsugmaDon’t forget, Dawnstar Sanctuary was abandoned a millenia ago…

  • @evil-robot
    @evil-robot 5 років тому +94

    Next episode: Someone has placed a rune of lighting on the cart to Windhelm. It will detonate if it goes under 4 mph, killing Bjorlam and probably a few chickens. Reanu Keaves in Speed 3: Wagon of Doom.

    • @dannythemonkey8446
      @dannythemonkey8446 3 роки тому +4

      Time to create a time loop so we can safely get the chickens off the wagon

  • @milkytapwater1686
    @milkytapwater1686 5 років тому +314

    imagine selling forkgive me and the merchant is just like "yeah im gonna need 2 billion for the burden of taking forkgive me"

    • @katscagurangan585
      @katscagurangan585 5 років тому +10

      Yaboi Avery
      Or even better,
      Yeah, sorry but i’ll need about 2 billion septims for this, i hope you’ll *forkgive me*

    • @thomasgallagher6935
      @thomasgallagher6935 4 роки тому +6

      @@katscagurangan585 r/yourjokebutworse

  • @cekithings
    @cekithings 5 років тому +349

    "If target dies within 211 days, fills a soul gem"

    • @SpiderKoloPL
      @SpiderKoloPL 5 років тому +29

      "If target dies withing 211 days, it doesn't go to Sovngarde"

    • @ryanfelton3476
      @ryanfelton3476 5 років тому +9

      Still not long enough for me. Bought the game 3 years ago, still not past the tutorial

    • @iancasleton6356
      @iancasleton6356 5 років тому +2

      this made me laugh instantly..... i just imagined someone walking in a crowd just poking people hoping that 1 0f the 2365 you jabbed eventually fills that damn black soul gem.

  • @halogenn_
    @halogenn_ 5 років тому +272

    I...for a whole minute I didn't question you calling him Reanu Keeves. "Sounds right to me"

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 5 років тому +23

      He says his name so many times its like it has become... normal.

    • @notadrij8799
      @notadrij8799 5 років тому +4

      It sounds right now.

    • @elenacornick7057
      @elenacornick7057 5 років тому +8

      When he said Keanu Reeves it sounded wrong

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 6 місяців тому +1

      @@elenacornick7057Who is Keanu Reeves again? Sounds distantly familiar… 🤣

  • @SoulFoxie
    @SoulFoxie 3 роки тому +314

    *"And that's why you should never underestimate having kids because you can drain them for their life force"* ~ The Spiffing Brit 2019

    • @melodychenault4655
      @melodychenault4655 2 роки тому +1

      I’m so excited for the next time you come to work on the video and I can not wait to see if your video is good 😊

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 Рік тому +1

      Man a tip Darth nihlius needed to follow

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks Рік тому

      ​@@sebastiangibson9671
      Awesome Game !

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 5 років тому +309

    "Have kids so you can drain their life force"
    So, Spiffing is secretly Flemeth from Dragon Age.

    • @nonamae2009
      @nonamae2009 5 років тому +25

      I tried having kids but they drained my life force. I think I did it wrong.

    • @BBreezybaby114
      @BBreezybaby114 4 роки тому +4

      I thought I was the only one who made that connection 😂😂😂

  • @frostycane5134
    @frostycane5134 5 років тому +323

    The reanu keeves joke is really messing with my dyslexia

    • @seblorkhan2618
      @seblorkhan2618 4 роки тому +2

      Tbh, Same

    • @gabbyjurado98
      @gabbyjurado98 4 роки тому +10

      The first few times i heard it yeah. Now i hear reannu keaves instead of the actors actual name

    • @mayahinnefeld8564
      @mayahinnefeld8564 4 роки тому +7

      The only thing I think of when I hear dyslexia is Percy Jackson

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 роки тому +12

      @@mayahinnefeld8564 jercy packson??

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 4 роки тому +3

      @@gamelordkiller3344 I thought it was Jackson Perry

  • @KohenBlassingame
    @KohenBlassingame 5 років тому +572

    Spiff: no one has put 211 days into Skyrim
    Me: hold my tea

    • @verdiss7487
      @verdiss7487 5 років тому +17

      It's only 5k hours

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 5 років тому +37

      Looks at his logged hours on steam 12000+ **Sweating intensifys*

    • @jamiegreenham4140
      @jamiegreenham4140 5 років тому +2

      Ive only just hit 500 hours on skyrim lol don't think I'll ever get that many hours

    • @TanyaSapienVintage
      @TanyaSapienVintage 5 років тому +6

      @@jamiegreenham4140
      I'm currently at 516 logged hours on Steam, but there's a lot more uncounted from when I used to play in offline mode because bad internet, and the long long chunk of time I spent playing on my older brother's XBOX back in the day

    • @loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37
      @loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37 5 років тому +1

      I only have 69 hours

  • @raven2034
    @raven2034 4 роки тому +238

    Ebony warrior: ""Spiffing brit give up we have you 1 to 5"
    *proceeds to take a sip of tea*
    Spiffing Brit: "I like these odds"

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 4 роки тому +3

      Then it is an even fight...

    • @raven2034
      @raven2034 4 роки тому +3

      @@GhostLink92 of course not

    • @gladiatorgodclassic1
      @gladiatorgodclassic1 4 роки тому +4

      "You might actually stand a chance"

    • @ProjektSymphony
      @ProjektSymphony 3 роки тому +3

      “You’re gonna need more”

    • @rynnex
      @rynnex 3 роки тому +3

      Spiffing Brit: All I am surrounded by is overwhelming fear & dead men.

  • @chunta957
    @chunta957 5 років тому +192

    -so, how much power do you want?
    -yes

    • @Kemot300
      @Kemot300 5 років тому +2

      Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWER!!!

    • @bohnzo473
      @bohnzo473 3 роки тому

      "All of it"

  • @theamazinglucia5224
    @theamazinglucia5224 5 років тому +176

    "Have kids so you can drain their lifeforce"
    This sounds like something you do in CK2's cults

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 5 років тому +51

    Random Bandit: "Wooden Swords? You're going to fight me with a child's TOY?"
    Reanu Keeves: "No, I'm going to wipe you very existence and every memory of you from the face of this universe. . . with a child's toy"

  • @tealcformerfirstprimeofapo22
    @tealcformerfirstprimeofapo22 5 років тому +178

    He shoould use these exploits to make a bow thats basically a railgun

  • @mrcombustiblelemon2902
    @mrcombustiblelemon2902 5 років тому +596

    Dear Brit,
    I'd like to know whether or not The legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
    Kind regards,
    Mr. Combustible lemon

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 5 років тому +4

      You can get infinite health and stamina, so yeah, it’s pretty broken.

    • @ghostlyrobber
      @ghostlyrobber 5 років тому +8

      @@brennanruiz1803 do tell?

    • @Droffatsstafford
      @Droffatsstafford 5 років тому +27

      @@brennanruiz1803 If Breath of the Wild is broken, then Skyrim is a tastefully arranged collection of dust particles that can be disrupted by breathing too hard.

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 років тому +1

      MrCombustibleLemon yessss

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 років тому

      Do it do it!!!

  • @Ignitus541
    @Ignitus541 5 років тому +98

    “Look at them they’re doing damage to me; and how much?”
    “Well they’ve appeared to have actually done none so far”

  • @complimentbotd7232
    @complimentbotd7232 5 років тому +243

    Now presenting, the Revr. Dr. Sir Reanu Keeves, master of Khajit Trading

    • @jmfindorff
      @jmfindorff 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget Destroyer of Universes

    • @johart309
      @johart309 5 місяців тому

      what an opening of a TED talk

  • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
    @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 5 років тому +48

    If the target dies in just under 7 realtime months, you get a soul gem.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 років тому +121

    8:43 I mean, I'd love for Reanu Keeves to drain my life *force,* but my life *source* is strictly another matter.
    *Don't take away my tea, Reanu!*

  • @themikead99
    @themikead99 5 років тому +345

    If Yorkshire tea isnt sponsoring you guys, they should be.

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 5 років тому +5

      Can they sponsor my crippling depression?

    • @russianivan9651
      @russianivan9651 5 років тому

      Tea is the greatest drink of all now

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 5 років тому

      I think I'll have some tea now

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 5 років тому

      @@nicknevco215 DRINK YORKSHIRE TEA

    • @ikskilnieks3753
      @ikskilnieks3753 5 років тому

      @@russianivan9651 wait... eithrt yoy're lying about being russian or about liking tea...

  • @SchwarzStein89
    @SchwarzStein89 5 років тому +30

    Last perk from enchanting allows you to put two enchantments on each item. As you might imagine, that's perfectly balanced.

  • @Drake-kc7rd
    @Drake-kc7rd 3 роки тому +48

    13:14 now i tried to do the math (rounded down and guarantee I did it wrong) but assuming you play almost perfect and run close to the WR for speed running this game you can beat it 13,865 times before the effect wore off with a couple min or so to spare

  • @KeyMan137
    @KeyMan137 5 років тому +131

    Nobody:
    UA-cam algorithm: I'm about to boost this man's whole career!

    • @sivad2076
      @sivad2076 5 років тому

      Spif dont need no algorithms. He is a great entertainer.

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 5 років тому

      I don’t think that joke works as well if it’s actually a recent video

    • @colindruce-mcfadden9026
      @colindruce-mcfadden9026 5 років тому +2

      @@sivad2076 maybe so, but I had no idea who he was and yet two of his recent vids are all over my feed. I'm not complaining, but still.

    • @j3nnytool
      @j3nnytool 5 років тому

      Grog Stache me too

    • @sivad2076
      @sivad2076 5 років тому

      @@colindruce-mcfadden9026 I should have put an ! after entertainer. But still I'm glad people are being pointed spiffs way. He deserves it

  • @galacticmarshin4510
    @galacticmarshin4510 5 років тому +47

    I drank some Yorkshire tea...... And I turned into *Reanu Keeves left hand* 10/10 would force my family to drink it

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 5 років тому +1

      You should get started diggin out the secret Tea Dungeon

  • @GogumeloVermelho
    @GogumeloVermelho 5 років тому +167

    Todd Howard: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS" *game crashes*

    • @clakedenclaken
      @clakedenclaken 5 років тому +11

      . . . 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻, 𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮

    • @sage7149
      @sage7149 5 років тому +4

      But potion seller...

  • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
    @KaimArgonarEyyyy 4 роки тому +10

    That Soul Bucket weapon is actually terrifying. Imagine getting hit by that, and getting cursed with what would seem like a soul trap that lasts for years from your perspective. If you get killed during that time, there's no escaping it, you will end up in someone's soul gem and end up in the purgatory that is Soul Cairn.

  • @AaronAzimov
    @AaronAzimov 5 років тому +97

    Congratulations on 500k good sir! Totally deserving, I'll drink some tea in cheers to you!

  • @wind1521
    @wind1521 5 років тому +126

    Civ 6 pls I would love to see Spiff “liberate” the world as the British and take hold of the tea supply.

  • @karlo8957
    @karlo8957 5 років тому +66

    Someone: You can't make this more overpowered
    Spiff: Hold my tea

  • @TheVanishingDark534
    @TheVanishingDark534 3 роки тому +178

    Anybody else went back to view this video after another near 2 million subs this man has gained? If so, leave a thumbs up, I’m quite curious to the amount of us there are.

  • @thederpieststudios3450
    @thederpieststudios3450 5 років тому +433

    Remember kids, when your old and have grandkids,
    *Drain their life force.*

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 років тому +4

      TheDerpiest Dino DrAiN tHeIr LiFe FoRcE

    • @damianisaac1235
      @damianisaac1235 5 років тому +4

      You're*

    • @MrFForger
      @MrFForger 4 роки тому +1

      Rise of Skywalker be stealing ideas from UA-cam.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 років тому +72

    _Fills a soul gem, absorb 17977670 points of health_
    Well I guess you can say Reanu Keeves is breathtaking, literally
    Become a Sir/Dame for £99.99
    UK: Wait a minute that's illegal

  • @Scam_Likely247
    @Scam_Likely247 5 років тому +87

    I dont know why spiff is so excited about Reanu Keeves, wait until he meets Nuck Chorris

    • @pugmaster7757
      @pugmaster7757 3 роки тому +10

      Lol you think the chorris family is powerful? You clearly have never heard of hodd toward!

    • @Scam_Likely247
      @Scam_Likely247 3 роки тому +11

      @@pugmaster7757 That is true, but the Toward family rarely bother themselves with the matters of mere mortals.

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 3 роки тому +4

      @@Scam_Likely247 this is also true until you hear the tales of Cohn Jena. His legacy is breathtaking

    • @Scam_Likely247
      @Scam_Likely247 3 роки тому +3

      @@RachaelLongLastName I have heard the myths. Are the legends true, pray tell?

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 3 роки тому +5

      @@Scam_Likely247 Aye, they are. Come with me Jared. Step into the world of legend, the magical land of Kekistan. Wonders untold await us! It is our destiny!

  • @juancaban1215
    @juancaban1215 2 роки тому +12

    I’m over here watching this just realizing it’s 2 years old and now has 2million subscribers… good content will never get old 👌🏽

  • @xboxboys03
    @xboxboys03 5 років тому +42

    Reanu Keaves Doctor of Khajit Trading.

  • @LegendRed01
    @LegendRed01 4 роки тому +351

    "I don't think anyone has 211 real world days of playtime in Skyrim"
    MxR: "Am I a Joke to you??"

    • @Estolcles
      @Estolcles 4 роки тому +32

      Don't make us Crusade. Jeannie gets teary eyed when we Crusade. Then when she cries, WE CRUSADE HARDER!!!!!

    • @bryan23361
      @bryan23361 3 роки тому +7

      Wish I still had my old Xbox 360... I had a combined 6k hours of Skyrim over five years 😭

    • @hydra9627
      @hydra9627 3 роки тому +1

      I had a sad childhood

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 3 роки тому +2

      Ah, a fellow of culture, I see! Krewsaders for the win!

    • @Eclipse-nim
      @Eclipse-nim 2 роки тому

      I remember when he was good. Sigh.

  • @TheDarkWendigo199
    @TheDarkWendigo199 3 роки тому +69

    Using the almighty teachings of Reanu Keeves I have an infinite range telekinesis spell, a wooden sword with several thousand attack points, 12000000 of each stat and infinite carry weight
    Edit: also a ring blessed by Reanu himself which improves my wooden sword's attack by 200000000

    • @slayzer4526
      @slayzer4526 2 роки тому

      Zxvxmmmnvhhhhhhhh

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 роки тому +9

      Now make a second complete outfit and plant it on a whiterun guard, watch as he immediately equips it all because its better than his current equipment, and let the battle of the gods commence!

    • @TheDarkWendigo199
      @TheDarkWendigo199 2 роки тому +3

      @@propheinx2250 oh absolutely

    • @nicholascompton2115
      @nicholascompton2115 Рік тому

      @@TheDarkWendigo199 Did you do it?

  • @ZayRashod
    @ZayRashod 5 років тому +325

    Reanue Keeves is the reason I have a youtube channel.. His power is the reason I'm able to call myself African American

    • @Banks_B
      @Banks_B 3 роки тому +4

      Spiffing

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 3 роки тому +13

      What does that even mean?

    • @slawdawg6098
      @slawdawg6098 3 роки тому +7

      @@thatguyintherain3168 don’t question it

    • @Dogprofile
      @Dogprofile 3 роки тому +2

      Time to watch the video which has pumped up kicks playing over a school shooting

  • @laurentiuiordache4019
    @laurentiuiordache4019 5 років тому +71

    It appears “forkgive me” has charmed the souls out of those 100k peeps who liked the previous video...

  • @someweirdkid2380
    @someweirdkid2380 5 років тому +147

    Spiffing Brit: Gets 100k likes in video
    Also Spiffing Brit: Makes like goal 30k
    Is this actually a challenge?

  • @IncensedBus87
    @IncensedBus87 5 років тому +82

    "Perfectly balanced as all things should be" Todd Howard-2011

  • @samueleveleigh2767
    @samueleveleigh2767 5 років тому +50

    "cant leave the soul bucket, that would be devastating"
    - the thalmor want to know your location

  • @DiamondCripple
    @DiamondCripple 5 років тому +32

    Still waiting for him to put out a video that is literally nothing but the sound of him sipping tea for a few minutes. AS(piff)MR

  • @YugieEX
    @YugieEX 5 років тому +132

    You can beat skyrim with just your fists, some iron boots and a wooden plate

    • @colbylamon8316
      @colbylamon8316 5 років тому +10

      I feel like if you whip that out at the bannered mare, the bards will listen to you instead.

    • @wizardlyfrog
      @wizardlyfrog 5 років тому +10

      were you not aware that unarmed applied your gloves ARMOR BONUS to your attacks? get some blacksmithing potions and strap yourself in, cause it makes reanu keeves look balanced.

    • @_Yuputka_
      @_Yuputka_ 5 років тому +1

      @@wizardlyfrog now use 1million% enchanting on fortify unarmed on a ring and your gauntlets

    • @_Yuputka_
      @_Yuputka_ 5 років тому +3

      @@wizardlyfrog ACTUALLY, it only applies the BASE armor value of the gauntlets

    • @wizardlyfrog
      @wizardlyfrog 5 років тому +2

      @@_Yuputka_ yeah, you don't enchant them. you drink a bs potion to buff blacksmithing and then create legendary gauntlets

  • @bepper66
    @bepper66 5 років тому +175

    "There is no one with 211 days of Playtime in Skyrim" Oh spiffing, young naive spiffing ^^

    • @keeganmcvittie6762
      @keeganmcvittie6762 4 роки тому +4

      I have about ~3000 hours and even that would only be 150 days

    • @Freedom-js4th
      @Freedom-js4th 4 роки тому

      Ther’s someone who does it for living (;.

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 4 роки тому +4

      I did a quick google search. The player with the most hours in Skyrim is Evolyn with 55,843 hours which is 2326 days, which in turn is 6 years.

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 4 роки тому

      It has gone up since then. Evolyn has played another 424 hours. This guy either really loves Skyrim or he is really intent on keeping the record.

  • @briishcabbage568
    @briishcabbage568 4 роки тому +23

    Spiff: Have children so you can drain their life force
    Emperor Palpatine approves

  • @TheSilentNoise28
    @TheSilentNoise28 5 років тому +129

    Can Reanu Keeves survive the dreaded fall damage?
    Put Reanu Keeves against Skyrim’s greatest foe, Gravity.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому +4

      Skyrim's? SKYRIM'S? You think gravity is bad here? DO you know what killed the most players through the whole DSouls series? DO YOU?! ='(

    • @erwiandjose
      @erwiandjose 5 років тому +1

      @@TheArklyte dark souls is for tryhards

    • @PotatoSmasher420
      @PotatoSmasher420 5 років тому +1

      20:28

    • @CountryboyRob54
      @CountryboyRob54 5 років тому +1

      He jumped from the college of winterhold

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 5 років тому

      Dr Hodd toward can. he can levitate

  • @namelessnightingale8991
    @namelessnightingale8991 5 років тому +381

    "completely unmodded skyrim"
    *uses alternate start in the first video*
    me: x to doubt

    • @dragonslayerz2220
      @dragonslayerz2220 5 років тому +23

      Somehow, Skyrim is just this broken.

    • @juliantherussian7752
      @juliantherussian7752 5 років тому +1

      X

    • @niklaskniest4968
      @niklaskniest4968 5 років тому

      Was looking for this

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 років тому +5

      iT JuSt WoRkS

    • @ryphish4924
      @ryphish4924 5 років тому +10

      I only mod graphics wise. If I use armour/weapon mods it spoils the game and I and up restarting the game again.

  • @seanparker336
    @seanparker336 5 років тому +36

    Honestly can't wait to hear forkgive me while my life force is being drained.

  • @rynnex
    @rynnex 3 роки тому +37

    Matt: I'm the most powerful person in existance!
    Shaggy: No I am
    ???: Amateurs.
    Matt: What was that? Punk?!
    Reanu Keeves: *AMATEURS*

  • @yoloforlife48
    @yoloforlife48 5 років тому +52

    Youre all breath giving
    -Reanu keaves 2019

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 5 років тому +1

      you're all life giving

    • @yoloforlife48
      @yoloforlife48 5 років тому

      @@YuiFunami why do you one up me?

    • @JBO2001
      @JBO2001 5 років тому

      @@yoloforlife48 he just took your breath

  • @Idividezero
    @Idividezero 5 років тому +109

    Me: "Alexa, how long is 18 million seconds?"
    Alexa: "6 months, and 26 days."
    Me: *giggles*

    • @sklenotic
      @sklenotic 5 років тому +3

      +greedily rubs hands+

    • @Firsona
      @Firsona 5 років тому +2

      I just pulled out a calculator and did that, lol.

    • @Senko_The_Fox
      @Senko_The_Fox 5 років тому +1

      Now how many years is that in game?

    • @troublesome3379
      @troublesome3379 4 роки тому

      @@Senko_The_Fox 41.2 years I think

    • @Senko_The_Fox
      @Senko_The_Fox 4 роки тому

      @@troublesome3379 ty

  • @BlakeAllenTaylor
    @BlakeAllenTaylor 5 років тому +12

    "Todd, I'm dissapointed. The children are immortal"

  • @teddy5004
    @teddy5004 3 роки тому +126

    I love how you made 15 episodes out of what could have been a single one.... "Enchanting in skyrim is too OP"

    • @busty1985
      @busty1985 3 роки тому +10

      Technically speaking I would say alchemy is the real culprit. A few of the videos too (at least 2 I can think of) did involve the werewolf glitch to equip a bunch of items in a single slot

    • @Randomboi863
      @Randomboi863 2 роки тому +3

      thats free content

    • @teddy5004
      @teddy5004 2 роки тому

      @@busty1985 I'm specifically referring to the multiple enchantment videos hes done... The armor, the jewelry, the weapons...... Hes done a few of these videos lol
      Alchemy in skyrim is actually pretty nerfed due to the fact you have to actually gather resources for every single potion and they only last a minute or two...

    • @atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633
      @atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633 2 роки тому +2

      @@teddy5004 except whiterun item duplication glitch has not been patched so you can turn one item into 1000 items in less than an hour.
      I’ll correct you.
      Skyrim is broken. Even now.

    • @teddy5004
      @teddy5004 2 роки тому +2

      @@atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633 Skyrim always has and always will be broken lol

  • @darondarantinao2211
    @darondarantinao2211 5 років тому +15

    “Drain your children’s life force”
    - Sir.Rev.Dr Spiffing Brit VC

  • @getonleagueguys7557
    @getonleagueguys7557 5 років тому +37

    Reanu Keeves Bizzarre adventure Part 2: Breathtaking tendency.

  • @kevinsoler4696
    @kevinsoler4696 5 років тому +270

    Spiff, May i ask you... Is Shogun 2 Total War a perfectly balanced game with no exploits?
    Hail Yorkshire Tea good sir

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 5 років тому +5

      Shogun 2 Rise of the Samurai Artillery is perfectly balanced ;)

    • @strangerakari2836
      @strangerakari2836 5 років тому +3

      Yep, Shogun 2 is perfectly balanced game with no exploits...
      Except one guy conquered the whole map in 5 turns.

    • @kevinsoler4696
      @kevinsoler4696 5 років тому

      @@strangerakari2836 Shamefur Dispray.

    • @jeb368
      @jeb368 5 років тому +1

      Using the anti corruption guy with a 99% Incite revolt success rate with a 200 coin payment... Taking over Japan without declaring war on a single faction.. Just clearing up some rebels and taking over their land..

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 5 років тому +1

      I actually wonder if spiff will reply to your comment

  • @b6_ruby
    @b6_ruby Рік тому +1

    Yorkshire Tea is in fact some of the greatest tea I’ve ever had. I’m sipping on a mug of Taylors Green Tea with Jasmine and also added a bit of pure granulated Honey and it is delicious.

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 років тому +137

    "Both myself, reanu keeves, and my editor"
    That doesn't make any sense... Unless...
    *you are reanu keeves*

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 років тому +7

      *Dramatic revelation music intensifies*

    • @martianrefridgerator8669
      @martianrefridgerator8669 5 років тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit I tought the crown's greatest secret was the way to make YORKSHIRE TEA.

    • @GaratghDeloi
      @GaratghDeloi 5 років тому

      @@martianrefridgerator8669 the recepie for Yorkshire tea isent a secret, there is simply a test in place to make sure you are worthy of the information, thus far no one has passed the test.

    • @martianrefridgerator8669
      @martianrefridgerator8669 5 років тому

      @@GaratghDeloi if no one has passed the test, who is making the tea? 🤔

    • @GaratghDeloi
      @GaratghDeloi 5 років тому

      @@martianrefridgerator8669 no one knows. It's one of the great mysteries with Yorkshire tea.

  • @d.l.7416
    @d.l.7416 5 років тому +51

    Spiffing: the channel has reached 500k
    Me: looks at sub count at 520k

    • @jamesmcdonnell2455
      @jamesmcdonnell2455 5 років тому +2

      Says you only commented an hour ago and he's at 523k.

    • @zachsoto7621
      @zachsoto7621 5 років тому +1

      @@jamesmcdonnell2455 Says you only commented 52 minutes ago and he's at 524k

    • @cub3829
      @cub3829 5 років тому +2

      Bruh

    • @jarrettw6539
      @jarrettw6539 5 років тому

      @@cub3829 Says you only commented 4 hours ago, and he has 40 subscribers.

    • @zboi3098
      @zboi3098 5 років тому +3

      *looks again* 525k

  • @skroink_z
    @skroink_z 5 років тому +22

    I would love to see you make a cult to Reanu Keeves and of course TEA in Stellaris!

  • @wamblysky7585
    @wamblysky7585 2 роки тому +2

    God I love the stock photo editing style it's just the epitome of appearing like low effort editing... man props to whoever edits... love the style

  • @Zargabaath
    @Zargabaath 5 років тому +60

    Grats, you're no longer at 500k, you're at 530k.
    Now that's some spiffing growth!

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 5 років тому +134

    7000 out of 100
    Me: halo_chief_thats_illegal.jpg

    • @zank1101
      @zank1101 5 років тому +2

      Matheus Xavier caboose said that though, not “halo chief”

    • @Parra1el_Divide
      @Parra1el_Divide 5 років тому +2

      If you reference a meme, reference it correctly

    • @fwuushy
      @fwuushy 5 років тому +2

      it was actually Church who says it not Caboose

    • @ijustsawthat
      @ijustsawthat 5 років тому

      I meant Caboose saying the phrase : "Chief that is illegal", not actual Chief.

    • @konradcurze394
      @konradcurze394 5 років тому

      This thread is incredibly autistic.

  • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
    @dankdankeryetdanker2726 5 років тому +20

    Man I kinda want to get Skyrim just to break the game.

  • @FaultingWires
    @FaultingWires 8 місяців тому +2

    1:13 Jesus Christ I keep forgetting how long ago 2019 actually was, this is statistically baffling to think about! (And well deserved thanks to the nightmares I've had featuring Reanu Keeves and his fork)

  • @nontowfoo
    @nontowfoo 5 років тому +16

    I've been watching WWE wrestling and some of the Champions have held their titles for far less the Reanu Keaves has been absorbing health from his slain enemies.

  • @lazybelphe3584
    @lazybelphe3584 5 років тому +20

    Spiff: remember this is completely unmodded skyrim
    Didnt you use alternate start mod?!

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 5 років тому +2

      That doesn't really count because all you can use it for is skipping the wagon

    • @lazybelphe3584
      @lazybelphe3584 5 років тому +3

      Jordan Anderson also determines what items and how much gold you start with(not rly important for this yeah) but where you spawn @ as well so it’s more than just skipping the wagon
      Although it has no real difference on doing this exploit >.> it was meant to be a joke

  • @bowemorning
    @bowemorning 5 років тому +102

    That tragic moment when you can't slaughter children in a video game. Always a disappointment!

    • @ShizaanSil
      @ShizaanSil 5 років тому +17

      Solution, play on pc and download some lovely mods :)

    • @Poppadop1
      @Poppadop1 5 років тому +11

      ​@@ShizaanSil PC Master Race: Where you can kill the children...

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 3 роки тому +3

      I think you mean every game except Minecraft.
      The villager children can run....
      BUT THEY CANT HIDE FROM STEVE!!!!!

    • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
      @cornflakeshumunculus8373 2 роки тому

      The children in this game would survive being slaughtered by Anakin

  • @Firsona
    @Firsona 5 років тому +22

    Spiff discovers ye olde fidget spinner... Tongs.

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 5 років тому +88

    *DARK SOULS 3 BROKEN STRAIGHTSWORD ONLY IS PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS WHATSOEVER*
    I Dare You.

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 5 років тому

      the broken straitsword is actually pretty decent. it has a good attack speed, low stamina cost and decent scaling.

    • @Icneumone7
      @Icneumone7 5 років тому

      If it's low damage that you're after then it's the broken parrying dagger without the stats to use it

  • @undernukem12
    @undernukem12 5 років тому +44

    C. Stellaris! And keep up the amazing work Rev. Sir Dr. Spiff!

    • @JamesPyrich
      @JamesPyrich 5 років тому +2

      He must needs add "Esq." as a suffix.

    • @JamesPyrich
      @JamesPyrich 5 років тому +2

      Surely you can purchase a law degree somewhere

    • @JamesPyrich
      @JamesPyrich 5 років тому +2

      After extensive research (2 minute DDG search), you can just start calling yourself "Esquire."
      Rev Sir Dr Spiff, Esquire.

  • @steppiepeppie
    @steppiepeppie 5 років тому +21

    “30 thousand should be a challenge”
    >hits 20k in two hours

  • @canja_3
    @canja_3 2 роки тому +8

    gotta love a wooden sword that can absorb the soul of anyone it hits. even if they survive the sword hitting them for 2/3rds of a year and die to something else Reanu Keeves will still fill a soul gem.

  • @justincider9683
    @justincider9683 5 років тому +10

    Reanu please whisper so softly in my ears that I instantly dream about Yorkshire tea

  • @captainfordo258
    @captainfordo258 5 років тому +17

    May the queen bless you with 1000 metric tons of tea. -with love, a fan from America

  • @usedjuice3350
    @usedjuice3350 5 років тому +79

    Well I liked the video before 10k soo.... I guess it was nice knowing you world good bye..

    • @dylanfenton3341
      @dylanfenton3341 5 років тому +7

      see you on the other side my brother, ours is a noble death

    • @kade_viralbrush
      @kade_viralbrush 5 років тому +7

      if we are to die, it shall be glorious

    • @Ropetrick6
      @Ropetrick6 5 років тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit What about death by overindulgence of tea?

    • @predwin1998
      @predwin1998 5 років тому +1

      @@Ropetrick6 There is no such thing as overindulgence when tea is involved.

  • @beshoy9150
    @beshoy9150 4 роки тому +13

    I went to amazon and some replied with a 5 star review or Yorkshire gold saying it’s good especially while watching the spiffiNg Brit lmao

  • @baseballjustin5
    @baseballjustin5 5 років тому +35

    Wait, 33 secs ago... nice... and Congratz on 516k keep it up

  • @TFAric
    @TFAric 5 років тому +5

    Just watched a spiff video, klicked the UA-cam logo new Spiff video one min ago, success!

  • @Sentifray
    @Sentifray 5 років тому +53

    Got to appreciate that math
    If a thing hit by the soul bucket dies within
    34.8 IRL years
    Then you get a soul

    • @emc246
      @emc246 5 років тому +6

      You could just go hit all of the people over 70 and you'd be rich eventually.

    • @shane7778
      @shane7778 5 років тому +6

      Wow. You’re math is awful. Convert the seconds into minutes then that into hours then days. 34.8 years is: 1098181929.6 seconds.

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 5 років тому

      @@shane7778 In game time I'm guessing.

    • @jessemichelazzo3471
      @jessemichelazzo3471 5 років тому

      Imma just assume you meant in-game time

  • @JustHereForTheDialogue
    @JustHereForTheDialogue 7 місяців тому +1

    I wonder if Todd Howard wakes up in a cold sweat every night after his dream gets to the part where he says “it just works” and then it echos overs and over as the crowd’s laughter gets slower and deeper.

  • @dex1539
    @dex1539 5 років тому +10

    Spiff: *stabs man with soul bucket*
    Man: *lives* yes i live
    Spiff: go live a long life
    Man: *dies 0.7 years later from old age*
    Soul Bucket: *"Soul absorbed!"*

  • @elfafa5007
    @elfafa5007 5 років тому +25

    Love your videos man, you should make a video on rollercoaster tycoon

    • @Joseph-xf9lq
      @Joseph-xf9lq 5 років тому +1

      EL FAFA 500 you are a genius I need this

  • @sheak1527
    @sheak1527 5 років тому +7

    The Ebony Warrior is a Redguard, my dear Spiffing!
    That awkward moment when their 50% poison resistance actually does something. Twice.

  • @Just_Call_Me_Tim
    @Just_Call_Me_Tim 3 роки тому +18

    When I made my potions to make the crazy good alchemy buffs... I had to stop with things boosted in the 250-350% range. I killed the hell out of my game trying to see how high I could get things.
    Thank you, Todd Howard, you’re a legend (just not as legendary as Renault Keeves and his kin, I’m afraid)!