Very Really Good
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- This week, we've got the ONE AND ONLY Hank Green on the podcast somehow! We talked about helium farts, two big teeth, eating grass, vaccines, and so much more! Thank you to Hank for hanging out this was surreal!!!
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the way this is gonna save humanity as a whole
why did you set your grandma on fire?
@@auntbob3807 bc im just too groovy
This first thing I said was “No Way” so I agree
I worry we hype these white boys up sometimes though 😔
aot music starts playing
I did NOT predict this collab
Neither did I, but I’m happy we did
Same! Awesome though!
i. i literally did i posted a comment under hanks tiktok responding to kurtis’s tweet asking for hank to be on vrg
its not the collab i expected, but it is the collab i needed
@Alonso Baxtiyor Birmingham, Esq. zodiac people make me irrationally angry
30 seconds in and Kurtis has to admit to Hank's face that he asked "do Hank Green got that Stank Peen?" omfg what an intro
TRU
I cackled when i saw this comment cause its so true🤣
this collab has singlehandedly caused world peace
this collab is very really good
Surely this should become the first Kurtistown holiday👌
Hey! Do you know in which previous podcast Kurtis had talked about Hank Green?
@@ZaynabYT i don’t remember the ep # but he made a tweet that hank did a tiktok abt so that’s how hank knows him. i’m p sure he talked abt it in one of his previous ep (3-5 weeks back) but i’m not to sure
@@m4leah608 Thank you ! I'm digging :)
this has solved all my problems. ive grown a foot taller, lost 10pounds, My crops have been watered, my wallet has been filled and my skin is clear.
i cant tell if you pfp is dan howell of not this is really confusing
my wallet has been filled with clear skin
@@lordofchickenz6392 my skin has been filled with a grown foot
@@charlotte_swagbae546 just by the format of this comment, I know its a dan and phil fan lmao
I thought it said “my wallet has been filled with clear skin” and I hate that I accepted that and moved on with my life
this is so endearingly awkward... you can tell kurtis had to tone down the peepee poopoo humor bc hank was just being so sincere the whole time
I don't think it was awkward I think they are really good together but I do agree he definitely had to make less of those jokes
Peepeepoopoo humor is the Best humor😂😂😂
hehehe hank has a podcast that ends w a fact about butts literally every episode
@@BeccaMoses And? im sure those episodes arent pee pee poo poo humor, so why are you comparing that?
@@yankokassinof6710 they literally are
this is one of the first times i've heard men talking about boobs while making it pleasant and non misogynistic
!!!!
@@emmadoesartonline ∆∆∆
@@emmadoesartonline koookokok ookki
his wheeze after kurtis said “boobs are the mustaches of the chest” LMAO
how is saying a girl is beautiful misogynistic
Not exactly the crossover we wanted, but the crossover we needed.
indeed
nah it's both
This is my childhood colliding with my present
Agreed
no I wanted this
my dad and my science dad coming together to save the world
my parents
my parents
@@bellawherethehellhaveyoube3162 OUR parents
@@irh1606 *COMMUNISM*
*Mayor
@@irh1606 I am in love with the name Ilah.. I know this is off topic but I absolutely adore your name!
Oh my god the fuckin irony of Hank saying "I know how to make videos !!" and then his camera immediately shutting off without him realising is so fucking funny
I really truly thought he was doing a bit
Omg yes I was laughing at that too
Omg and NO ONE addressed it!
THE WAY THEY COMEDICALLY FEED OFF EACH OTHER IS OUTSTANDING
Right??? I didn't expect it but it was so gratifying
@@dansenkat exaccctllyy
Ikr I hope hank comes back sometime!!! he’s so funny and cool, him and Kurtis bounce off each other so well too 🥺
@@shoepless what
Kurtis fanboying is possibly the cutest thing ever
He’s literally so cute, you can see that he’s like “i shouldn’t swear as much in front of my idol”
@@noah-kc3tx Hi! Do you know in which previous podcast Kurtis had talked about Hank Green?
@@ZaynabYT he actually talked about him in a tiktok originally, other than that i think he’s mentioned him a few times but it was too small i would have to go back and watch them
@@noah-kc3tx Thank you! I figured it would be a quick mention
Couldn’t be more perfect. He was so damn happy to be with Hank.
i feel like if both of you combined into one person it would be john mulaney. no i will not elaborate
I really needed this. Thank you 😂
no that makes sense
Yes
you don't need to elaborate
oh god so THAT'S why i like them??
Hank: "You look disappointed"
Kurtis: "I think that's just my face"
I have literally never related to anything more
It's true that picture of you looks really disappointed i wanted to say sorry
The squidward pfp really adds to this
I think this person is Squidward
everyone allways tells me i look tired, but in reality if i do look tired im not tired, if i do not look tired im about to collapse and die.
the fact that this clip is in the intro for the podcast now i’m cryingggg
"Religious people are like the Joker." -Hank Green 2021
I was looking for this one lol thank you
the way the black thing in the background of kurtis's side blends together with hank's bookshelf hurts my head
edit: its been 5 months and like 3 people have told me its a curtain. I am aware of that now, you are not smarter than me.
Wait yeah i-
Ikr it looks liek shelfs side
I literally thought they were in the same room for a hot second
Holy shit I didn’t notice that now I can’t unsee it
can't unsee it 👁️👄👁️
this is an unlikely pairing matched only by the likes of john mulaney and pete davidson's friendship and I am thrilled
oh my god you’re right
holy shit that’s spot on
This is exactly that dynamic
y e s, yes yes exactly. mhm. we are on bored with each other.
I thought that was weird but then I saw Blake Griffin and John Mulaney together and now I've seen weird
The way Kurtis immediately smiled when he heard Hank say "ass" holy shit that's hilarious
i noticed that too kurt was like "omg he said the word!"
I’m laughing at Hank talking around the fact that he founded VidCon and Kurtis completely missing it 😂
hank is too much of a humble king to be like "oh vidcon? uhhhhh yeah, I did that" but I lowkey wish he did just because I love hearing him talk abouut that
something about hank green being 6’1 doesn’t sit right with me
he gives me 5’9 vibes idk
bro him being tall makes me feel so safe. big happy man walking the streets bringing balance to the world of men with long legs.
@@katelynknopp8397 this comment has a very calm energy idk
@@moni-in-mini7471 yes that’s how Hank Green being 6’1” makes me feel.
Saw him at the grocery store the other day, he’s tall but slight.
We were both wearing masks, and we nodded at each other.
💖
Both such absolutely delightful individuals. This made my day.
Why do you have no feet
Hey Ms. Beckwith, who is this Hank Green fellow? He does definitely seem like a delightful individual. 😁
PS - I just wanted to tell you that you’re looking absolutely lovely today! Lotsa love and aloha from Honolulu! 😁❤️🤙🏽🌈☀️ (just symbols of Hawai’i)
beans
@@cottoncherry2177omg, you can't just ask someone why they don't have feet 🙄🙄
@@smollestbeanlol WTF is wrong with y’all? 🤦🏽
kurtis conner’s video essays would be so fucking cool
...if??
Yesssssssssssss
Wtf is a “video essay” I’m confused.
@@abigail.r.snyder77 long form fideo that is in the structure of an essay; introduction, evidence/elaboration, conclusion. kind of like a mini documentary
@@magpie7938 ahhh gotcha, thanks!
Kurtis' curtain blends in perfectly with Hank's bookshelf so it just looks like the side of the bookshelf.
I thought they were in the same room for a while and was very confused
I GOT MIND-F*ED TOO
I’m high and this is fucking me up
Why are they sitting so close to each other!?
@@jessmtnz FRR
this is one hour and a half of kurtis forgetting every word he has ever learned
I would also forget English if I was speaking to Hank Green
except for “mhm” and “...yeah-“
@@katelynknopp8397 and "like"
i feel like im hanging out with my cool uncles at the card table during the family reunion
You are just sitting there and it is their turn but they are talking about going faster than light and helium farts so you just sit there waiting for them to play
lol I freaking WISH there was anybody as cool as them in my family with whom I’d also agree politically 100%, no way
Right? This is like the convo you walk into when you go into the backyard, they’re having beers by the fire pit or hammock or something, and you’re like “Wow I’m glad I found you guys back here!” and sit with them and listen to the eat of the conversation
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@@Meewee466 🥲
I REALLY REALLY WANT THEM TO HAVE A PODCAST TOGETHER WHERE THEY JUST TALK ABOUT SCIENCE QUESTIONS THAT PEOPLE ASK THEM
YEEEEESSSS
omg, like a superior Startalk
Kurtis' little "thanks" after he said he was funny was the most adorable thing ever
how does kurtis look so much older than hank but at the same time extremely young
mustache
It's the mullet--he looks like someone's 80's dad
I think it’s the mullet/mustache combo giving off steve buscemi “how do you do, fellow kids?” vibes.
Hank has such good skin too? Like if I didn't know hank I'd think he was the same age as kurt
Mustache
When hank saying im sure well start off with structure in a bit. I feel like kurtis thinkin
"Structure, i hardly know her"
i hate that that made me laugh........
hank: so when are we actually starting the podcast?
kurtis: *sweats nervously*
there's something so calming about the way hank green talks
the fact that kurtis said he wanted to write and maybe act in things, you can definitely tell because of how long all his skits in his latest videos are and how theyre genuinely well thought out and well acted. i cant wait for a decade to pass and suddenly a movie directed by and starring the vine star kurtis conner comes out
Words. & i fell it’s gonna be a piece extremely thought of, researched & intelligently funny.
The curtain looks like it's part of the bookshelf so it looks like Kurtis and Hank are just sitting really close
best buddies
It's really throwing me off lmao
Now I can't unsee that. Thanks.
oh my god I didn't notice
As a longtime nerdfighter and a devoted citizen of Kurtistown, I deeply enjoyed this
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Same
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Hank: it’s harder to write a book than to make a TikTok
Kurtis: yeah, I would assume so.
when hank’s camera stopped immediately after he said he is good at making videos
Right?! 😂😂😂😂
do you have the timestamp for that?
That was hilarious
@@milohodges7909 29:41 :^)
during the helium segment, the way kurtis' face lit up when hank said "and then I talk to someone who did it"
I feel like cute aggression is parallel to stimming, like, being overcome with an intense emotion (love and aww) makes you want to redistribute and level out all your chemicals so you need to physically get it out somehow
i was thinking about this too!!!
Oh that’s a really good point!
omg that would make so much sense !
Damn that's accurate
I don't think I experience cute aggression as intensly as I've seen other people experience it.
Hank: “once you establish yourself, you can exp-“
Kurtis: “FART AROUND MORE.. for lack of a better word”
Two of the only 3 men I’d be comfortable alone with in a room. The other is my boyfriend. Get him on next
This exactly
Have you seen your boyfriend and these two in the same room? I rest my case.
do you mean more specifically straight white men or just straight men? lol
cant forget danny and drew (though they wouldn't be in a room together coz they're the same person)
WHAT ABOUT JOHN?!!!
my crops are cleared my skin is watered my farts are helium
all is well
In Kurtistown
"you need to know twice as much about a topic to talk about it in an interesting way" is such good advice!!! wish someone had told me this in my first term at uni lol for a good paper you have to spend double the time researching it than actually writing it you know
Hank laughing at Kurtis's jokes brought me so much joy.
"There's no ant boob..." - Kurtis Conner
Both of their cameras turning off within like 20 seconds of each other was more hilarious than it should have been
hank's turning off right as he said that he's a professional videographer was way too funny
@@ramona6644 I fucking choked laughing so hard at that
the cameras were winking at each other ;)
I think it’s pretty common for cameras to have a max recording time of about 30mins so that why
Me seeing "w/ Hank Green" in the title: no fucking way no fucking way no fucking way omg omg no way
i forgot about the hank green got that stank peen joke until i watched this and MAN that was a trip
KURTIS' FACE WHEN STANKY PEEN CALLED HIM COOL HRUWHGEOG
Kurty boy lookin like he’s got a lil crush on hank
THEY BOTH HAVE FEMALE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS (I’m joking obviously)
i mean,, who doesn't have a lil crush on hank?🥳
Don't we all
@@hayden9802 well yeah..? but hank is bi
“Do fish have boobs?” - Trixie Matel
I second that!😌
I love watching Kurtis and Hank sway in their chairs at the same time towards the end. Just one person who can't sit still looking at two people who can't sit still.
Also I painted a pretty picture on space for my friend's nursery while I listened to this. So, thanks!
YES A DUO WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED BUT DEFINITELY LOVE
NICE PFP
NICE PFP TO THE BOTH OF YOU
NICE PFP TO THE THREE OF YOU
@@slayter1126 YOU TOO 😁
LOVE THE PFP
“many of our colleagues suck” PLEASE i love this
the fact that he considers every other youtuber a colleague just- just makes me so happy
this is the most intellectual fart conversation i’ve ever heard
As a graduate student in geology, rocks have made me cry too...
he looks like an older drew gooden
kurtis is literally the over active listener tiktok all throughout this podcast😭
Didn't notice now I can't unsee it lol
I think he’s in awe of Hank
Yeah hmmmhmm, ABSOLUTELY, Yeah, ABSOLUTELY, YESS, yup, uh-huh
@@frostyskeletons8950 Aren't we all?
okay but i’m an overactive listener and kurtis is way more low key than i am so
I call this "two taurus men who don't believe in astrology being tauruses for an hour and twenty minutes"
I've just decided I like tauruses
as a taurus, i can confirm that this video is filled to the rim with taurus energy.
as a taurus i have no idea what this entails
as a pisces, hi
just saying anything
Not kurtis getting Hank Green on the podcast just to ask how boats work💀
i feel like this is the most attention i’ve paid to science stuff in a while cause it’s not all mansplain-y
You'd described it perfectly
dude go to his channel SciShow, i rlly rlly like his stuff. there's this one time he made a video abt how gender is not just completely binary and i rlly appreciate that ❤️
wait what type of science related stuff is mansplain-y (I'm not into most science stuff so idk but I'm interested to hear your take)
@@ratedpending it’s more just the fact that hank explains everything really well without being condescending or acting like he’s better than others for knowing this stuff. hank’s goal is to just spread knowledge and make it accessible.
not me dropping everything and running upstairs to tell me family about this collab just for them not to care
first time I've seen someone say "not me" and then say something they actually didn't do
dont worry i am now ur family and i care :))
we’re your family now homie
@@booklover-hu9tw "fav cis white guys" 😬😬
Sorry, but when I read the "tell me family", I read it in a pirate voice
Hank is such a natural mentor, what a cool guy. (also yes thanks for getting me through science courses)
3:05 When Hank says “thanks for cleaning up your office before the meeting 😊” Kurtis perks up and smiles so adorably and he just looks so happy aww omg he literally does a happy excited squirm I’m going to cry this is so cute
what???? Kurtis is really bringing the dream collabs
i can't believe you just cured everything bad with the world ever
them talking about being freinds with stand up comedians is just me with everyone
Honestly, I measure people's trustworthiness based on whether or not they have nerdfighter energy, and Kurtis passes the vibe check
Let’s fucking gooooo an hour and twenty minutes of quality content
i did nnot know that hank green is 6"1 this makes me uncomfortable
SAME WTF
PLS SAME i pictured him being 5'9" ish 😭✋
@@wowazowgirl PLEASE why does thinking of hank being my exact height makes me feel WORSE
SAME
(pan to me shaking and crying as i wearily add another person to the list of people who are at least 4 inches taller than me)
the two most pleasant people on the internet coming together to talk about god, boobs, and farts. It just what I needed.
Hank: "I understand why you would think that this occasion is wonderful because it is it is absolutely divine I am delighted to be in your company"
Kurtis: "yeah, I, uh, I, yeah, okay, uh-huh, with, uh, yeah"
No shade to kurtis, the contrast is super funny
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST I CLICKED THIS IS THE CROSSOVER WE NEEDED
KURTBOY !!!! LIVING THE DREAM !!!!! I WAS LITERALLY SMILING EAR TO EAR THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE I COULDNT STOP THINKING HOW AMAZING THIS MUST'VE BEEN FOR YOUUUUUUUU
So about that weird breeding question. The only way we could naturally breed with another species is if we shared a genus (horses and donkeys share a genus so that it how we get mules) but we are the only species left in our genus since they all died out (Ex: Homo Erectus) or were bred out (ex: Homo neanderthalensis aka Neanderthals). I have been very interested in this topic because I always think it's pretty sad we're the only species left in the homo genus.
Edit: spelling
I think there has also been some evidence come up that it might not be that we outcompeted the other species in the homo genus but instead just interbred with them to the point they no longer existed
Don't people who's ancestors are neanderthals have peanut allergies
@@nameyes9932 I think you're more likely to have peanut allergies if you are related to the Neanderthals.
@@ellan1664 yeah I was reading something awhile bqck that said the males neanderthals stopped breeding with the females and instead were breeding with homo sapiens more often which led to a decline in the Neanderthals population.
I can’t believe kurtis collabed with my 12th grade psychology teacher
Oh my God when Hank explained that a boats density equals to waters density Kurtis's face made my life complete
These are the two men that most exemplify what it is to be an honorary gay
Literally
felt this to my core
let’s not forget john mulaney
@@cowboylikeana oh yeah of course they just forgot to mark him gay
isnt hank green bi?
This is almost too a big of a collaboration that I don't want to see it. I feel like I'm not worthy of seeing it.
same
these two men were literally critical parts of my entire highschool experience. this is like two worlds colliding in the best way possible what the fuck
I got diagnosed with autism like 5 minutes ago, you uploaded this just in time so I wasn’t late
i love your user LMAO
Welcome to the neurodiverce club comrade
ur username is so amazing
@@oshaviolation thank you!!
@@nicothenecromancer thank you for this warm welcome, comrade
hank green has been the backbone of my public education
the chokehold Hank Green had on my public high school between 2009-2013
Hank should come back on more often because you two had such good chemistry and like the perfect match in humor. I laughed so much, this was so enjoyable.
kurtis and hank are both part of the: people assume we’re gay gang ... gayng
Hank is bi
@@ADreamerWithAPen omg i didn’t even know! 😳😳
@anniewig he has never said he is bi. Maybe he is! But we don’t need to assume people’s sexuality. He has in fact specifically said before that he is straight.
@@katieno-one2345 that's fair. I should say he has strongly implied he is not straight and is also attracted to men. I was also kind of going off his implication in this video that since the tiktok algorithm knows him well and he's on bisexual d&d tiktok... 2+2=4
@@katieno-one2345 hank has said on tiktok that he has been attracted to men before. he said he is not fully straight
one taught me bio one taught me humor
what did kurtis teach you?
@@katelynknopp8397 SHADE
I can’t put into words how happy this collab makes me
I can’t tell where Hank’s shelf ends and Curtis‘s curtain begins
5 months late, but for a serious answer, hank's bookshelf ends at the books themselves and not the other end of the bookshelf. so, the black you see next to the books is kurtis' screen
Its probably just because my sense humor is completely fucked, but Hank Green confronting Kurtis about the stank peen joke KILLED me
I’ve never clicked so fast. This man literally saved me from failing chemistry
I'm still failing Chem.. But at least not as badly!
@@quack_head_ lol
@@quack_head_ what an actual mood😂
@@quack_head_ I’m proud of you anyways :)
I can’t be the only one who watched hanks crash courses in school. It’s soo weird seeing him on VRG.
it’s like seeing a celebrity on the street wearing a white t shirt and blue jeans like
“wait you exist outside of tv?”
The dislikes are people who’s questions weren’t answered.
I was eating while watching this and when Kurtis said “why so religious” I fucking lost it
Wow. Holy shit. The most ambitious crossover, the world needed this.
58:42 “boobs are the mustaches of the chest”
I've been a nerdfighter for close to 10 years now and i only started watching kurtis in the last few months, unexpected but delighted to see this collab!
Hey Kurt boy & Hank, just wanted to let you guys know that this podcast kept me company during a difficult time recently! I had a health condition flare up when I was driving home from university, and ended up lying on the side of the road for a few hours waiting for my parents to come and help me. You guys kept me company, and distracted from the pain! Still barfed tho. Thank you for another awesome pod x
😭😭 COUPLE YEARS LATE BUT I HOPE YOURE OKAYY
@@dolphin217I am okay! 🥹 a quick overnight stay in hospital and I was patched up, it hasn’t flared up this bad since
ARE YOU KIDDING THIS CROSSOVER IS LEGENDARY
THE COLLAB WE DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED AND DON'T DESERVE
What NINE people disliked this? How can you dislike this?? It's literally everything I've ever wanted. Also I know Smosh wants to collab. They said on their podcast that you Danny and Drew are people they want to work with.
this is our reward for the shitshow we’ve been through in the last year
it's really cool to see people in conversation who we usually see making their own videos where they talk the whole time. they both listen so well.