Commando - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Insert macho Arnold one-liner here. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1985's Commando.
Originally aired on January 5th, 2010.
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Commando was released on October 4th, 1985 and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Dan Hedaya, Vernon Wells and Alyssa Milano.
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this is the quintessential Arnie movie, dumb one liners, barely believable plot, over the top action, absolutely perfect
"Barely" believable??? How about not believable in the slightest!!!
I think it the quintessential 80s action movie, period!
Total Recall is better
The "I lied" bit with Sully meeting gravity is bar none the best Arnie kill. So simple yet so effective.
Remember when Michael Ironside get his arms chopped off by the martian elevator? :P
@@cyborgninja5489 "See you at the party, Richta!"
They need to do a movie with John Matrix and John Rambo. Rambo and Commando: A Tale of Two Johns.
demomanchaos Fuck yeah! Hollywood has to see this!
I also really REALLY want to see Tim Curry, Jeremy Irons, and Willam DaFoe in a scene together. I can't imagine the universe would survive (The scenery certainly wouldn't from all that chewing), but I can't imagine a better way to end existence.
ever heard of Expendables ? ...
with scrotum guns
demomanchaos that would be brilliant.
This is a reminder that Bennett from Commando's actor went on to play Ransik from Power Rangers Time Force. He made MANY more overdramatic faces.
One of the G.O.A.T Power Ranger villains
I loved him as Mr. Igoe ("Snap On") in _Innerspace_
Before that he was Wez in Road Warrior
I knew it.
Vernon Wells is amazing.
However, his voice acting in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided was a bit……stale.
No Way seriously
That moment when you feel nostalgic for a nostalgia critic episode from 2010 :,,v
Haha same Kaori-Chan...
Kaori Mikoto that moment when you think it's a new review but it turns out it's a reupload of a video that was illegally taken down
Kaori Mikoto oh yeah
redninja 64 oh no
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Commando is the entire mid-80s action genre condensed into one movie.
That "no splash" scene just made me laugh like an idiot. Pure gold
"remember when i promised to kill you last... I LIED" :-D
that's so eddsworld
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."
Captain.....
No splash!
*UH-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa~*
Robot Chicken: "Oooooh, you were quoting a line from my movie!"
"Hi Bill Paxton i look foward to hate you in twister"
R.I.P Bill Paxton💔
Why does he have camouflage? He just runs in shooting like crazy anyway.
Aesthetics.
George asking all the right questions
How do you even hide a giant austrian man in the jungle? 😂😂😂
because shut up, thats why
RIP Bill Paxton
Edit: man i love this fucking movie
R.I.P. Bill Paxton
RIP Bill Paxton. Game over man, game over...
Dargonhuman DAMN YOU JONAS!!!!!!
OMG I didn't even know that he's dead... So sad :( R.I.P. Bill Paxton!
+Maciej Kowalski
It only happened a couple weeks ago.
One of the best Father's Day movies ever.
Put that cookie down
never!
Nu. Dis ar mine. (ò‸ó)>🍪
Put that, put that cookie, put that, put that, put that cookie down! Down! Down!
Jamester ackerly that was my notification tone for a month. For some reason it never went off when I was eating cookies.
Crushermach3 Cookie monster!!, Put that cookie down!!!!😡😠😬
"black stripe makeup" is not meant to be camouflage. It's meant to reduce the effect of glare off of your cheeks.
Or so I've been told. I tried it once back when I played baseball semi-regularly and didn't notice any difference.
I play regularly and have played all the way through AAA and it does work XD I think they use it in the movies for like night camo but why use it in the day... idk
Is cheek glare really an issue?
@@jjmfrees In baseball maybe but he's prepping for a gun fight. Wouldn't you WANT to have glare throwing your enemies off?
My eyes are pretty sensitive to light, doesn’t work well when it’s just two small bars on your cheek bones or streaked across a face. But it works wonders when you coat your cheeks, eyes, and forehead like Furiosa. Fuck sunglasses.
devilmikey00 not the glare like a scope to give away position, to keep the sun out of your eyes and not have to squint as much.
17:12 - 17:40 One of the greatest moments in Nostalgia Critic History!!
18:30 - 18:53
SWORE it started as I read this comment lol
Sean Taylor I know right
Hell yeah 🤣👍🏿
Arnold~
This is like "Taken" but with less substance and more Arnold.
Ah the glorious 80s
the golden age where guns need no reloading
Screw vhs, I’ve got this movie on CED and laserdisc.
The age where the hero could mow down wave after wave of bad guys and not one bullet can touch them
Wait, what are polite bullets?
@@chucheeness7817 Its hard to define but long story short, they are the kind of bullets that always miss their target unless the script says they hit it.
17:07 The best transformation scene into great badass.
By the way, The Commando from Japanese dub voice actor is Genda Tessho-san.
Arnold is the hardest Dark Souls boss in the game.
More like he's a Team fortress 2 class that was too OP so he was cut.
He's basicaly the soldier, I mean most of his primaries one shoot people,2 of his secondaries make him nearly impossible to kill and his extremely high mobility makes it sure most enemies won't be able to hit you.
Jack Wilson: Arnold eats TF2 Soldiers for breakfast.
Yup with coockies and milk.
@@robertnett9793
And right now he's very hungry.
Watching two people doin it while Arnold Schwarzenegger and some black guy are fighting in the background. My fetish has finally been recognized
Careless_Wolverine anyone else notice that the girl is on top in that scene?
Either he’s into some kinky shit, or SHES into some kinky shit.....
The addition of Arnold is just a bonus
LMAO 😂 😂😂😂
Finally a fetish I can get behind
@@cofeespear4992 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WITTY!!
"He's a horrible actor but, by God, he's trying." Doug seriously needs to watch Maggie.
D Vass To be fair, this review is far older than Maggie. But I honestly disagree with Doug‘s statement anyway...
@robinanwaldt Arnold isn't the greatest actor in the world, but you can tell that he puts his heart into it, and that's the reason why people like Arnold Schwarzenegger cause he tries acting with passion and charm.. Sylvester Stallone is a great actor, though.. That man can act when it's necessary..
I love the effort he puts into his films
You have to remember, he was still learning how to act. This came out just 3 years after Conan and 1 year after Terminator, movies where both directors reworked the script because dialogue wasn’t his strong suit.
Not horrible at all in t2 and predator
13:12 you can totally see the string on that actors leg
PULL THE STRING!!
DAMN IT FRANK!
the use of that Peter Pan clip was genius
21:00; According to the Director's Cut, Jenny's mom died giving birth to her, while Matrix was stationed in Laos.
I can't be the only one who thought, "GARBAGE DAY," when this happened
I forgot to put 2:09
Garbage Day!!! *shoots random guy taking out the trash*
3:58 that always gets me.... The "heh?"
The funniest part about her saying "I read the instructions" is that rocket launchers really do have the instructions written on them.
Wait, seriously?!
19:03 I think Commando is secretly a Rambo movie in disguise, but Stallone didn't think Rambo should have a daughter because he's a total loner. Also, I love the way NC says "Man! Nothing can beat him. Nothing!" John Matrix is such a badass.
12:02 I was expecting him to make a "I'm acting" gag.
"By the way, Mr. Matrix, we've got like 150 counts of aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon, second-degree murder, arson, breaking and entering, grand theft auto, theft, and premeditated murder to addre-- oh okay just ride off into the sunset, we'll talk later."
"Grand theft Arnold" hahaha... Also no idea at all what's up with that music at 9:00 or why it was considered a good choice... but I freaking love it lol!! doesn't need to be there but I think that's why it's awesome ;D
Arnold...The original Call of Duty meme.
It kind of reminds me of Cabal on NES. Seriously look it up.
somehow i think Arny has more respect then CoD players do
Anew the s bank
This is honestly one of my favorite movies ever. It’s so stupid it’s beautiful
15:47 to 15:52. One of the best lines nostalgia critic has ever said.
"It's starts off with a garbage truck." *foreshadowing*
That scene with the bulldozer, I run heavy equipment for a living, we leave the keys on the equipment like 99% of the time. In the middle of a town may be the 1% we don't
"Some Black Guy" = Bill Duke, from Predator, geesh.
RIP Bill Paxton (Predator 2)
Random co-relation
Eh, not really. It IS a notable physical characteristic, what with being a demographical minority and all.
Not saying he is a racist. not saying he is not a racist. im saying he is a bad Critic. Critic's usually know actors when reviewing movies.
It's called a joke. You should try it.
Put some respeckt on Bill Duke's name!!
yeah really its not nick cannon, its bill "you know you done fucked up!" Duke
I wish there more Arnold months reviews
The first 2 Terminator movies are the quintessential showcase for what Arnold can do in an action movie with substance, meanwhile Commando is the other end of the spectrum, where it’s the quintessential showcase for what Arnold can do in a guilty pleasure action movie
When Sully was driving his yellow Porshe and that music was playing, it was the same scene and music as when the same actor was driving in 48 Hours with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.
18:52
Essentially Metal Slug.
Z Silva yeah the whole movie feels like metal slug due to all the goofy over the top action and explotions.
HEAVY MACHINEGUN!
@@rustyshackle8000 ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!
@@98953812 RAWKET LAWNCHA
Put that cookie down! LOL
"He knows if he just fires in a general direction, He hit something." ROGLOL
What a fun movie! Wish there were more like it.
put that cookie down theme song deserves a 10/10 lol
It's by Swede Mason. There's a video.
1:24 the way Doug pronounced "quintessential" hurt my feelings
You know what I love about this movie? How much Matrix never once goes with the bad guy’s plans, starting with the guy sitting in his house. Standard movie procedure would be at least hearing the guy out as they make demands, Matrix just blows him away and goes after the kidnappers. At every other term the bad guys try and get him to cooperate and he just comes back and kills them. Very refreshing actually to have an action hero who never once plays their games.
His name is Arnold lol jk
How awesome and badass is Arnold?
He kills John Vernon single-handedly when the entire Time Force team and his own daughter could just barely get the guy in cuffs.
Looks like we found the source of the stormtroopers
This review has one of the best thumbnails ever.
Diivmdmdm emkmveke. Vmrm km r
RIP Bill Paxton, I look forward to missing you when watching Twister!!!
17:10
I'd watch the hell out of that show!
This is why the 80s were awesome.
Arnold plays Unreal Tournament with a keyboard and mouse while the bad guys use the Dreamcast controller.
Terry R. That Cobra Commander Profile pic, Ace.
Dacdafww pay for me something wrtr
This had so many great moments, I absolutely think Doug's old reviews still hold up (and I actually prefer the lack of interruptions by other people and all the side plots that distract from the actual review).
The bit with the Death Star still cracks me up, perfect escalation of the previous examples.
19:40 In the french dub, when holding the gun, Benett tells Matrix he's gonna shoot him between the eyes.
Then when he throws the gun away, and pulls out the knife, at 20:05 he goes, "So I won't get you between the eyes, but I'll get you between the baaaaaalls!"
Lol you can see the wire on his leg at 13:11
Grand theft Arnold....nice pun
Gotta love how Doug doesn't comment or joke on the fact that Sully is played by David Patrick Kelly, the guy who played as Luther from the Warriors. Bit of a missed opportunity there.
His Face on Schwarzenegger's body is extremely disturbing...
Why do they put guns in movies when they don't use them?
I love Arnold.... I love him...
My drill sergeants constantly referenced this movie as exactly what not to do. Literally everything in this movie is incorrect, even down to the face paint. Its glorious
ICE CRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMM DAY!!
Arnold's cabin kinda looks like the one you used in your Princess Diaries 2 review with Hyper Fan Girl. At least, it has the same sunken fire pit.
9:28
"Shhhhhh...is a-sleep" - Heavy Weapons Guy
13:41 "Captain, no splash!"
I love this one too! It's stupid as heck but I really enjoy this one! Not every movie has to be thought provoking.
my favourite month
final spaghetti dinner we only have jojo month when we have jojo anime and diu ended so until they make part 5 we will never have jojo month
jolly jojo The best month is Nic Cage Month.
everybody does by enrico pucci in part 6
And this is just after watching through some old Rebruary playlists from Spoony
Put that Put that Cookie
I could listen to the "Put that cookie down!" remix all day.
I cew. D e. Em. The weekends deee. Eee. D e c her ee
At 13:12 you can see the wire on the guys leg.
Say what you want, but imho that was Nostalgia Critic at his best: just sitting there, making jokes, voiceovers and montages, without all that theatrical plays and philosophical bullshit.
11:55 Arnold is the terminator no matter what movie he's in
3:26 You should do Lady and Tramp 2 review , she's in that but as a cute puppy.
11:19 Im not going to lie, thats one epic way to go to the bathroom
I once had a dream where 6 year old kids dressed as the power rangers tried to take on Arnold at his home.
8:05 at least they weren't forcing her to watch Red Sonja.
Ha
You used the lumberjack song
You referenced Monty Python
You brought together my favorite stuff
7:20 They wanted him alive (for the mission) that's why they couldn't afford to kill him. That part is no plot hole. It's just the rest of the movie that is.
Fun fact: Bennet's actor went on to play the main villain in Power Rangers Time Force.
You know what I really love about this movie? That Matrix doesn't even pretend to go along with the bad guy's plans. In any other action movie, especially those made today, the hero would wrestle with assassinating a political figure and protecting his family. There'd be compromises made, deceptions of reluctantly going along with the plan. In this movie? The action hero just is a hero and doesn't suffer any excuses or half-measures when it comes to killing the shit out of evil men. Best summarized here, 6:29
Okay, that Scooby Doo graphic is one of the most wholesome send-ups of one of the most cartoonishly violent films ever.
I guess you could say, THE PRICE is right.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
i know it came first, but it’s pretty much a NES Contra movie adaptation.
Please review "Predator"! I'll sell you what's left of my soul and be your best friend!
Sam Trevino *grins and whips out a contract made of brimstone* sign here, here, here, your initials here and sign here *give a pen*
One of my favorite edits on this vid....
Adding in some saying “ captain... no splash!”
"Hi, Bill Paxton! I look forward to regretting hating you in Twister in my Real Thoughts on Twister!" ;)
That bloody "Put the cookie down" remix is glorious. I dont know how many years ive heard that remix and its still glorious
This is one of the most hilarious reviews you've done!
18:54 is the funniest part.
You know what I can’t believe
The guy who played Bennett
He played Wez in Mad Max: the road warrior
Looks so fuckin different in this movie
I never noticed this before, but at 13:12 you can see the rope attached to Sully's left leg.
Its a well known movie goof.
@@adamn7516 followed by the hilarious Oohlalaaaa scream
man i can't believe it's been almost 10 years since these early reviews. in my opinion this has been the most consistently entertaining show on the internet.
Anyone else think NC was just caught photo-shopping his face on Schwarzenegger pictures pictures and was shoe horned into making up this Schwarzenegger month because of it?
I love how the belt of his M60 magically regenerates every other shot.
The bad guy that got dropped off the cliff, was that Luther from The Warriors?
Sally Scotland yes.. yes it was
Also T-Bird from The Crow
18:12 I didn’t know that this movie storm troopers were in this movie
List of movies i like Nostalgia Critic to review in April 2017:
Miracle Mile (1988)
Men at Work (1990)
Year of the Comet (1992)
SNL: Stuart Saves His Family (1995)
SNL: It's Pat (1994)
Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie (1997)
Freejack (1992)
Old Vs New: The Borrowers (1997) vs The Secret World Of Arietty (2010)
The Borrewers had 2 films.
13:13 *pause* If you look carefully, you can see the rope line on Sully's foot.
Bad guys = stormtrooper aim
Arnold = Hit-scan
Me: I start singing I'm on a boat
Arnold: GET TO THE CHOPPER
Me: I don't know that song
"where did you learn how to do that?" "I read the instruction" haha gets me everytime