@@demontferrat They brought up the Matrix' ability to revive their race's again in the 3rd movie once at the beginning but not in the 4th were many of them are killed. In fact i don't thiink they even mention it after the 3rd movie.
I hate the fact that I actually just searched for this. But it was actually never stated that it took a prime to kill a prime, just that it took a prime to kill the fallen. This means that in the lore of this universe, Megatron could very well kill Optimus.
Yep! ...but also, why did he go along with calling the *100% scrotumless testicles* "the scrotum" instead of drawing attention to the error? I demand justice.
@@mk7893 Please any movie goer or action lover knows these movies aren't about plot as they are about robots. Robots shooting and fighting each other sells and yet they couldn't even have more of that since they get rarely focused on.
Producer: There's a writer strike. They're just spamming one word over and over again. Director: What is it? Producer: It's just the word "explosion" on repeat. Director: Alrighty then. Producer: What?
Honestly, the producer's brief awakenings to the gaps in logic are what kills in these videos. He realizes the screenwriter is wrong, becomes stunned and or tries to interject, and then moves past it as the writer continues with his nonsense. 😂
“So you have a Transformers sequel for me?” “I got a bunch of explosive action scenes with dialogue in between that kind of explains why they’re happening.” Literally every Michael Bay Transformers movie.
@@Gshift let's not exaggerate. There's Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, The Island. All movies with way more dialog and coherence than the 20 Transformers movies that followed.
"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what happening and nobody's stopping it." I died 🤣
"Because reasons!" is the explanation for 98% of everything that ends up on screens, I've decided. Now excuse me, I smell plastic burning so the bagel must be ready.
The fact that Megatron kills Optimus Prime while working for and being scared of the Fallen and the Fallen not being able to kill Optimus Prime still bugs me to this day.
not defending this movie, but i could see that as a Pokemon typing triangle: Fire beats Grass beats Water beats Fire. Optimus beats the Fallen and it's weak against Megatron. The Fallen beats Megatron but it's weak against Optimus, and Megatron beats Optimus and it's weak against the Fallen. At least in this matchup, though
Pro : oh it's gonna be difficult for optimus to beat fallen since he couldn't even beat Megatron .. Wri : super easy , barely an inconvenience , so jet fire is gonna sacrifice and somehow give optimus an upgrade which makes him very strong , because ...
What really bugs me is Megatron not wanting to murder the Fallen and not trying to replace him. The thing in this movie (and the next) just isn’t really like Megatron at all. They should have used some other Decepticon than make Megatron such a lame thing.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Starscream would be the most likely candidate, but they already messed up his character before; he was the most power hungry of all. Shockwave would be okay too, but oh yeah, they messed up his character as well.
"These are things you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money bringing them to life." "That's what's happening here and no one is stopping it." I had gotten up to get something and about fell over at that.
Studio Guy: If they can teleport, why didn’t they do that in the last movie? Screenwriter Guy: I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that
"We've made the new Transformers movie. A bunch of random explosions, a sprinkling of dialog, and a MacGuffin." "But that was literally the last movie." "You're right. We'll throw in an extra MacGuffin to differentiate."
When you realize all the Macguffins do the same EXACT THING 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ the box, the matrix, the metal thing from the 4th movie, and the staff thing lmao 😆
“Welll sir, I’m gonna need you to either get me a new DVD player or get alllll the way off my back” 😂😂😂 I swear each of these “get off my backs” are witty and hilarious in each video. Love it lol.
"These are things that you've written and we're gonna spend a lot of money to bring them to life" "That's what's happening here and nobody's stoppin it."
@@ojivlogs Exactly my thought. I mean, anyone/anything we see in these Hollywood movies being able take the form of any human... could just rule or destroy the whole world by taking the most important peoples form. But then, we are talking a limited approach, and the end of sequels--not profitable for the movies Industry, eh? 😁😂
Fun Fact: there wasn’t actually a coherent script written for this movie due to a writer’s strike in Hollywood. Just a basic summary of the movie was made and the dialogue was improvised.
How do movies even happen with…with scripts like these? *sobs in italics, unscore, bold* Thank you Ryan, as ever you're the highlight of films we'll never watch…
@@thedripcritic9379 Yeah but at least Skywarp was cool and his uses of the ability made sense and didn’t feel forced since we knew from the beginning in the Bayverse it feels like an asspull because it is. They should’ve just mentioned and used Ground Bridges and Space Bridges earlier in the series and instead say “ Only a select few decepticons and autobots knew how to create one”
“It’s going to be practically impossible to see what’s happening visually” Man I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what I’m watching in their fight sequences
Michael Bay truly perfected the "art" of speaking to the kind of Audience that never developed past the stage, where having a bunch of keys shaken in front of your face is endless entertainment.
i'd like to see a full blown "Pitch Meeting" comedy movie to explore how these characters got to be writer and producer or maybe a story on how these 2 go about putting a movie together kinda similar to the Disaster Artist
“Is it going to be hard to milk this franchise for all it’s worth?” “No, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!” “Oh, really?” “Yeah! We can probably make three more of these, and if those don’t go well, we can make a bunch of spin-offs!”
Will it ruin everything if Shia pretends he has more integrity than these roles can pay enough to offset? No problem, super easy, barely an inconvenience. Get me a Wahlberg.
including the part where he put a bagel in his DVD player and put his DVD player in the Oven and then put it on broil since he still wanted to eat the bagel- thus preventing him from re-watching His original movie Transformers to check for plot continuity.
I have never heard of these videos, so when I clicked on it, I assumed it was about pitch-shifting the voices in the movie to match music or something. Never have I so enjoyed being so wrong. Time to go watch everything you've ever posted!
Ryan in fast and furious Hi there, hello. Wanna have a street race? Yeah sure. I'm...totally not an officer of the law who's here to put you in a room. *7 movies later* Hi there hello. Oh hey man, are we having another street race? Actually no. I was thinking we could use our cars to go stop a cybernetically enhanced soldier from destroying the world. Thats...what? Yeah Yeah Yeah we're avengers now I decided.
"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what's happening here and nobody's stopping it."
The mans movie scenes were good nobody has seen live action robots like that before the transforming scenes were unbelievable it was also the first action transformers why wld they ban money makers
@@dakodablack7312 here is one of the ones who thinks that simply having live action robots makes a good scene. That is a low, low bar to set. Writing is important even in popcorn flicks. But like you said it makes tons of money because its flashy on the surface and that's all it takes to get children's money.
I would’ve been very happy to see someone mention the fact that the tank in Transformers 1 is also named devastator in the subtitles so there’s two different devastators apparently even though the tank was supposed to be Brawl
As someone who collected the toys when he was young, the fact that Brawl and Vortex weren’t properly name-checked irritated me about the original (which on balance, I mostly liked). Oh yeah, Scorponok, too. 🦂
“A bunch of explosive action scenes with some dialog in-between that kind of explains why they’re happening.” A good description of most Michael Bay movies
I love that by the end of this one Producer Guy isn't questioning Writer Guy. Instead, he's clearly given up entirely and is just reiterating the nonsense as "favts", and using will-power to make them happen. 😂
This is the first time I’ve ever seen Ryan just give up and die inside, knowing nothing he can come up with will be anywhere near as ridiculous as the actual movie.
Ah just binge watched these episodes...and I'm just heart broken... because your just dismantling my childhood favourite movies within 10 minutes...with such a grace...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend alot of money to bring them to life" "That's what's happening here and nobody's gonna stop it"
After watching hundreds of these I just realized he puts clips from the movie he is pitching in the pitch meeting. It's like a time-traveling pitch meeting where we see the finished movie while he is pitching the movie.
Wait wait wait - the fact that this exact movie was on public broadcasted TV here over the weekend, close to when this Pitch Meeting was uploaded? The perfect timing of this has me shaken!
Pitch Meeting Requests: Godzilla (1998) Scream Night At The Museum The Conjuring Annabelle Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous Umbrella Academy Jumanji (1995) Jumanji: The Next Level Pitch Perfect Pixels
“So tell me more about these autobots, what are they like?” “Oh they are great sir, there’s these two twins that are going to just...you know... talk in only racial stereotypes” “OH my god”
The irony is that the reason this movie was sooo bad was because it was during the writer’s strike. So the guy who wrote the script might have actually been Ryan. 🤣
@@JakkFrost1 i know you probably meant "writer's strike" but i actually like the excuse that the writers of the other movies had strokes while they wrote the movies.
Gawd, I love these. When I have a bad day I can watch one of these, get a smile and everything that came before it will seem like...BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!
Doing a Pitch Meeting on The Soprano’s would be tight. The main characters are such positive protagonists, product placements all over the place, and an incredible ending (blank screen). Super easy....
"That's what's happening here, and nobody's stopping it."
And apparently, _nobody ever will._
This phrase should be attached to a lot of movies nowadays.
Seriously. And a new catchphrase is born.
*Fast and furious had entered the chat
This is what pot brownies really do. That's my explanation, anyway.
Eventually it kind of stopped when Transformers The Last Knight flopped and they went soft reboot with Bumblebee.
“Only a Prime can kill a Prime”
But somehow Megatron, who is not a Prime, kills Optimus, who _is_ a Prime.
Also The Fallen and Jetfire can both teleport but no one else ever uses that ability again in any following movie.
@@luizfelipevbf5567 That ability is just busted. they don't think before adding abilities to movies and pretend they don't exist in the following.
@@demontferrat They brought up the Matrix' ability to revive their race's again in the 3rd movie once at the beginning but not in the 4th were many of them are killed.
In fact i don't thiink they even mention it after the 3rd movie.
@@luizfelipevbf5567 wait.. there's more than 3??
I hate the fact that I actually just searched for this.
But it was actually never stated that it took a prime to kill a prime, just that it took a prime to kill the fallen. This means that in the lore of this universe, Megatron could very well kill Optimus.
The level of consistent quality in Pitch Meetings is a glitch in the universe
Don't tell the devs
Yep! ...but also, why did he go along with calling the *100% scrotumless testicles* "the scrotum" instead of drawing attention to the error? I demand justice.
it really is incredible tbh
No... not a glitch. It's the universe's only perfect thing
Ita mirror held to humanity
I actually feel sorry for Ryan that had to watch that movie and somehow describe it with words. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Yup, he has been doing it for some really bad movies.
You guys still watch transformers for the plot? Hahaha
@@mk7893 Please any movie goer or action lover knows these movies aren't about plot as they are about robots. Robots shooting and fighting each other sells and yet they couldn't even have more of that since they get rarely focused on.
Watching bad movies to riff on them is not a bad gig.
I always think bout that
The whole bagel story made more sense than the movie. And now I want a bagel, I have decided.
And nobody watches movies on DVDs anymore anyways, so you might even try script guy's recipe.
bagels are amazing! the texture! yum!
Check your DVD player, might be one in there.
Bagels are tight.
Bagels are for sales associates only
"And then Sam ends of dying."
"That's fatal."
"Actually, no it's not sir."
Probably some of the best couple of lines ever said in a Pitch Meeting.
ShadyDoorags! I know you from your king of the hill videos!
"GIVE ME YOUR FACE"
- Optimus Prime, bastion of morality and kind-hearted father figure to all Autobots
Eh, he's literally fighting the Antichrist
"Puny! Weakling! Waste of metal! Junkyard scrap!"
"YOU DIE!"
Optimus really stepped up his trash talk game in the live action films.
I want to take his face ... off
@@KrytenKoro He did the right thing, it's how he did it that we have a problem with. He didn't need to be so savage about it
There’s a compilation of Optimus’ “I’ll kill you”s
Producer: There's a writer strike. They're just spamming one word over and over again.
Director: What is it?
Producer: It's just the word "explosion" on repeat.
Director: Alrighty then.
Producer: What?
Michael Bay: "Perfection"
Megumin
Pretty sure that's just Michael Bay's language. The writers were probably just typing that because he refuses to communicate in anything else
Megumin would be proud.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen : AKA What really goes on in Michael Bay's head when there is no one to write dialogue for him.
Y'know, "accidentally cooking my DVD player" is about the intellectual level I'd believe the writers of these movies are on.
_"That's what's happening here, and nobody is stopping it!"_
I'm not sure whether I should laugh because it's funny or cry because it's true.
@Bret Sheeley I'm sure stealing my line while I was on vacation was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"Nobody Stopped It" should have been a tagline for a lot of movies.
First they made a Transfomers movie and I said nothing for I was not a Transfomer.
@@kesmeby We are all complicit, even those who never saw it.
“You know what he’s gonna say?”
“Something cool, I bet!”
“He’s gonna say: Give me your face.”
“ah...” 😐
Honestly, the producer's brief awakenings to the gaps in logic are what kills in these videos. He realizes the screenwriter is wrong, becomes stunned and or tries to interject, and then moves past it as the writer continues with his nonsense. 😂
Is that where Vos got the idea
😂 Legend.
Ryan george has the ability of being massively sarcastic and acid while sounding super polite and friendly.
One of a kind 😎
Ryan George is tight!
He’s Canadian😂
I thought only the English could do this
its a canadian thing.
Helps when you talking to yourself
We need Pitch Meeting of PREDESTINATION. That would be a fun one to explain :D
Please guys, make this one happen
Humanity needs this pitch meeting
Please do this one !!
Ethan Hawk doing transgender stuff. It will be a tough one without pissing people off. 😆🤣
Epic
“What’s gonna explode?”
“Oh just all of it I guess” 😂😂😂
“So you have a Transformers sequel for me?”
“I got a bunch of explosive action scenes with dialogue in between that kind of explains why they’re happening.”
Literally every Michael Bay Transformers movie.
Literally every Michael Bay movie period.
@@Gshift you're not wrong,
but there's gotta be a better way to say that.
@@Gshift let's not exaggerate. There's Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, The Island. All movies with way more dialog and coherence than the 20 Transformers movies that followed.
@@mihaitha Excellent point. But one thing is undeniable.
ｅｘｐｌｏｓｉｏｎｓ!
@@Gshift 2014 TMNT had one explosion at the end
The logic of putting the DVD player into the oven because he still wanted that bagel is of a creepy brilliance 😂
Because a bagel makes a batter dvd than an actual dvd of Transformers 2.
That storyline is better than Transformer 2.
@@legueu there was literally no story for this movie and I am using the word literally correctly
@@Piledriver2006 You literally used the word literally literally.
No, it's insanity
"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life."
"That's what happening and nobody's stopping it."
I died 🤣
Well that’s fatal
@@snipetysniper No it’s not
@@lucastheprime787 *explosions intensify*
Did you go to robot heaven?
@@cristhianramirez6939robot hell from Futurama seems more fun
"Because reasons!" is the explanation for 98% of everything that ends up on screens, I've decided. Now excuse me, I smell plastic burning so the bagel must be ready.
Hahaha
My buddy told me enough times “because it is in the script” that I have just stopped being critical of movies, lol
Broiled DVR bagels are tight.
The fact that Megatron kills Optimus Prime while working for and being scared of the Fallen and the Fallen not being able to kill Optimus Prime still bugs me to this day.
not defending this movie, but i could see that as a Pokemon typing triangle: Fire beats Grass beats Water beats Fire.
Optimus beats the Fallen and it's weak against Megatron. The Fallen beats Megatron but it's weak against Optimus, and Megatron beats Optimus and it's weak against the Fallen. At least in this matchup, though
@@Peinstuff COULD, but WON'T, because even that is giving it too much credit.
Pro : oh it's gonna be difficult for optimus to beat fallen since he couldn't even beat Megatron ..
Wri : super easy , barely an inconvenience , so jet fire is gonna sacrifice and somehow give optimus an upgrade which makes him very strong , because ...
What really bugs me is Megatron not wanting to murder the Fallen and not trying to replace him. The thing in this movie (and the next) just isn’t really like Megatron at all. They should have used some other Decepticon than make Megatron such a lame thing.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Starscream would be the most likely candidate, but they already messed up his character before; he was the most power hungry of all. Shockwave would be okay too, but oh yeah, they messed up his character as well.
"That's what's happening and nobody is stopping it" is how I feel about all Michael Bay movies
"Then Optimus Prime did a back flip, scrapped the bad guy's face and saved the day"
*ruined everybody’s day
@@eruteriojason2954 now we have to put him in a room..
@@Og_blvkstvh *a building
@@frogfrogson2670 😂
"... in front of a child, no less. That child now has therapy."
"These are things you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money bringing them to life." "That's what's happening here and no one is stopping it." I had gotten up to get something and about fell over at that.
Studio Guy: If they can teleport, why didn’t they do that in the last movie?
Screenwriter Guy: I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that
"Teleport off my back"
"We've made the new Transformers movie. A bunch of random explosions, a sprinkling of dialog, and a MacGuffin."
"But that was literally the last movie."
"You're right. We'll throw in an extra MacGuffin to differentiate."
Oh I see, that's very different.
When you realize all the Macguffins do the same EXACT THING 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ the box, the matrix, the metal thing from the 4th movie, and the staff thing lmao 😆
Shia lebuf's gonna go to robot heaven and we're gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history
I forgot all the rest of this movie, but sure enough, that scene is imprinted in my brain.
I am going to use "I put a bagel in my DVD player" as an excuse for literally everything from now on.
Ok, i'm gonna need you to either buy me a new DVD player or get all the way off my back about this!
Everything bagel excuses are TIGHT !
What's a DVD player?
@@davidwuhrer6704 It's where you put bagel.
"What's gonna explode?"
"Just all of it I guess."
Michael Bay in a nutshell
Megumin
Literally every Michael Bay film. 90% explosions, 5% dialogue, 5% whatever the f***
An explosion a day keeps Michael at Bay
@@justaguywithnoface6370 oh michael bay getting millions from hollywood for explosion porn is tight!!!!
Shia Lebouf's gonna to go to robot heaven, and we're going to immortalize that image forever in cinematic history.
Yo, Shia already went to heaven in Constantine.
@@NimbleBard48 Yeah, but you see, that’s not ROBOT heaven though.
@@NimbleBard48 he's be to heaven twice at this point
“Welll sir, I’m gonna need you to either get me a new DVD player or get alllll the way off my back” 😂😂😂
I swear each of these “get off my backs” are witty and hilarious in each video. Love it lol.
"And nobody is stopping me." - Yeah, that must be running through at least some movie script writers' heads some times.
I love how of a wise ass the producer is being in this one. “We’re going to immortalize that image in cinematic history” 😂😂😂
The... producer?
@@Write-Stuff Yeah! His name is Producer guy!
Might be the best line in this whole series and that's a really high bar.
That bagel story had me in tears for like 2 minutes straight looool
Even after 10 years, it still hurts to think this movie actually happened.
Cold part is I actually like the first 3 transformers and love Shia
What really hurts is that there are people that will defend this turd.
All of them are terrible
@@Flood520 I just personally enjoy the movie
@@atomiswave2 I disagree
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the 13 primes sacrificed themselves to build a wall only to be shot down by bumblebee with 1 shot by his gun?
7 primes . And no the walk was built by humans . Behind it was the fingers of one of them
@@novustalks7525 the wall was broken by the other robot slamming into it the prime chamber was broken by bumblebee scrub
Hope there were no mersenne primes involved. There are only 51 of those so far.
@@ExtremeSquared ..... no there was not
Who's Noone?
"... a big robot named Devastator, and this thing's like a vacuum!"
Much like the dramatic core of the film
3:43 "Well it's gonna be hard for our main characters to get to Egypt from the United States"
That line could also apply to Wonder Woman 1984
There's just something about Egypt.
Except Wonder Woman actually did use a jet
@@ceezyjeffezy2213 But that jet only had enough fuel to get partway across the Atlantic.
@@snukastyle And you know, WW1 biplane, 1980's jet fighter, they're pretty much the same right?
At least they flew
"And then Sam's going to end up dying."
"That's fatal."
"Actually, no it's not, sir."
“Shia Leboeuf’s gonna go to robot heaven and we’re gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history.” **blankly stares**
I was waiting for an MCU reference with that line ...
"These are things that you've written and we're gonna spend a lot of money to bring them to life"
"That's what's happening here and nobody's stoppin it."
"If they can take the form of humans, then why do they transform into cars?"
"Unclear"
😂😂
Best point!
The Decepticons clearly were introduced to the Terminator franchise via "Salvation" (that other 2009 movie that had a few scenes with big robots).
@@ericbambach3222 more like transformers, cylons in disguise!
It's always botherd me, why not to kidnapp the president and take his place... Maybe because it will too smart for this movies hahaha
@@ojivlogs If the villains are smart there's no way for the good guys to win...
@@ojivlogs Exactly my thought. I mean, anyone/anything we see in these Hollywood movies being able take the form of any human... could just rule or destroy the whole world by taking the most important peoples form. But then, we are talking a limited approach, and the end of sequels--not profitable for the movies Industry, eh? 😁😂
Fun Fact: there wasn’t actually a coherent script written for this movie due to a writer’s strike in Hollywood. Just a basic summary of the movie was made and the dialogue was improvised.
That explains a lot.
But what is excuse for other sequels to be even more incoherent and nonsensical?
@@ExtremeMadnessX Writer's stroke in that cases.
How is that different from any other Michael Bay movie?
Wow wow wow wow... wow
How do movies even happen with…with scripts like these? *sobs in italics, unscore, bold* Thank you Ryan, as ever you're the highlight of films we'll never watch…
"This Flying robot who can turn into a JET, he can Teleport so that's how they're gonna get there."
"I...🙄- OK"
*Skywarp intensifies*
They ignore alot of transformer lore in this video and it's annoying
@@thedripcritic9379 Yeah but at least Skywarp was cool and his uses of the ability made sense and didn’t feel forced since we knew from the beginning in the Bayverse it feels like an asspull because it is. They should’ve just mentioned and used Ground Bridges and Space Bridges earlier in the series and instead say “ Only a select few decepticons and autobots knew how to create one”
@@Weakest_Bulgarian They ignore it in the video cause they ignored it in the movie.
@@Weakest_Bulgarian the movie never bothers to explain Space Bridges or Pretenders or even what "Prime" means.
“It’s going to be practically impossible to see what’s happening visually”
Man I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what I’m watching in their fight sequences
True i can't even know whats happening i can see some metal moving and sparks and explosion
Michael Bay truly perfected the "art" of speaking
to the kind of Audience that never developed past the stage,
where having a bunch of keys shaken in front of your face
is endless entertainment.
i'd like to see a full blown "Pitch Meeting" comedy movie to explore how these characters got to be writer and producer or maybe a story on how these 2 go about putting a movie together kinda similar to the Disaster Artist
“Is it going to be hard to milk this franchise for all it’s worth?”
“No, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah! We can probably make three more of these, and if those don’t go well, we can make a bunch of spin-offs!”
Will it ruin everything if Shia pretends he has more integrity than these roles can pay enough to offset?
No problem, super easy, barely an inconvenience. Get me a Wahlberg.
“Wow, wow, wow, wow”
I feel like this franchise is just a contest to see how many Careers they can destroy
Except 1 & 3 were pretty great movies, and financially they were all successful otherwise they wouldn't keep making them... even trash like 4 & 5
Let's be honest Shia lowbuff carried these movies
Ryan is a national treasure and if anything were to happen to him I can NOT be held responsible for my actions.
International treasure!
International, since he's Canadian but brings joy to audiences worldwide. He is simply a treasure of humanity. C:
He's literally the only thing on Screen Rant that isn't wrong about 104% of everything being stated.
definitely international. for example i adore him from Italy :)
National Treasure, I can make a movie about that and let Nick Cage play the lead. I'm sure the pitch for it will be as sensible as the end result.
This is by far the beat Pitch Meeting. I watch it at least twice a month and it always makes me laugh.
You should watch his one for Dolittle. Also Batman and Robin and Batman Forever.
"If the fight is happening in Egypt where's the Egyptian military?"
"I don't know!"
"Egypt has a military?"
@@kabouterwesley83 well, just ask the Pharaoh!
“Apparently we need to have ppl yelling USA!USA!! Also waving them flags.”
“Yelling and waving is tight!”
"Well, they aren't sponsoring our explosion movie, so for the sake of this story, the Egyptian military doesn't exist."
@@kabouterwesley83 thier military is ranked 11th world wide
Fun fact, this is how the actual pitch meeting went when Michael Bay pitched this movie
including the part where he put a bagel in his DVD player and put his DVD player in the Oven and then put it on broil since he still wanted to eat the bagel- thus preventing him from re-watching His original movie Transformers to check for plot continuity.
I mean, aren't all of Ryan's pitch meetings historically accurate?
The level of sass in this episode is beautiful. :-)
"This hot girl starts to show some real interest in him."
"Nice."
"Nice."
"Nice."
"Nice."
I believe thats what the writers actually said verbatim.
I sense a new catchphrase. Nice.
Nice!
"writers"
and that girl wasn't even hot...she's like a 5 but make up, lighting and angles make her a 6
@@6gunbeaufordiii514 Not even slightly, but when Megan Fox is in the room, yeah, plummets to a 6.
I like these pitch meetings so much more than actually watching these movies.
I have never heard of these videos, so when I clicked on it, I assumed it was about pitch-shifting the voices in the movie to match music or something. Never have I so enjoyed being so wrong. Time to go watch everything you've ever posted!
"Nice."
"Nice."
"Nice."
"Nice."
make this the new catchphrase bro
I vote "this transformer has a scrotum"
He's done it at least once before, can't remember which movie but he said it like 7 times in that video.
@@metaLungiez it was one of the other transformer movie, I think it was the first one
At this point everything he says is a catchphrase
@@sirgeen yeah but Nice.x4+misogyny will be relevant to more movies and therefore is very comedically versatile
"That's what's happening here and nobody's stopping it."
Lmao this bit had me in tears
rick and mortyesque
So Incredible that the quality hasn't dropped at all since this series started. Ryan, youre killin it 😎
Can we just have Ryan play every character in all media from now on?
That'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
And have it all directed by Jon Favreau, the man who successfully launched the MCU and who brought Star Wars back to life with The Mandalorian!
That's been the plan all along.
Ryan in fast and furious
Hi there, hello. Wanna have a street race?
Yeah sure. I'm...totally not an officer of the law who's here to put you in a room.
*7 movies later*
Hi there hello.
Oh hey man, are we having another street race?
Actually no. I was thinking we could use our cars to go stop a cybernetically enhanced soldier from destroying the world.
Thats...what?
Yeah Yeah Yeah we're avengers now I decided.
I think he's busy enough by carrying SR channel all the way off his back.
I'm impressed with the fact you dared to pitch meeting this movie and even more impressed with the final product. Good job
"Shia LaBeouf's gonna go to Robot Heaven, and we're gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history."
Transformer pitch meetings on Mother’s Day are tight!
"Ooooh Let me get all the way off that thing."
Your mother is tight
@@resalatnawal5250 what
@@resalatnawal5250 what
All the kids asking what as if they don't understand the joke
"So then a lot of these pages just say the word explosion" LMAO! I so love these pitch meetings!
" That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you..."
- Michael Bay
when I come down I'll show you what a real star can do
MOTHERFUCKIN MONEY
No director is his equal
"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life."
"That's what's happening here and nobody's stopping it."
Was Ryan extra snarky this time, or am I imagining it?
How Michael Bay wasn't permanently banned from making movies by the UN Human Rights Council after making this movie is beyond me.
Does seem to violate the Nuremberg Conventions don’t it.
The people he makes those movies for don't care about the plot, continuity, character development, etc. Just like F&F or the Jurassic sequels.
I'm dead
The mans movie scenes were good nobody has seen live action robots like that before the transforming scenes were unbelievable it was also the first action transformers why wld they ban money makers
@@dakodablack7312 here is one of the ones who thinks that simply having live action robots makes a good scene. That is a low, low bar to set. Writing is important even in popcorn flicks. But like you said it makes tons of money because its flashy on the surface and that's all it takes to get children's money.
Nice to see transformer movie pitch meetings, used to be one my favourite movies
explaining the whole plot of this movie really hammers home the fact that there wasn't one
Writer's Strike
I would’ve been very happy to see someone mention the fact that the tank in Transformers 1 is also named devastator in the subtitles so there’s two different devastators apparently even though the tank was supposed to be Brawl
Yeah it a licensing issue they had at the time
As someone who collected the toys when he was young, the fact that Brawl and Vortex weren’t properly name-checked irritated me about the original (which on balance, I mostly liked). Oh yeah, Scorponok, too. 🦂
@@austintrousdale2397 Vortex and blackout are not the same. They are completely different characters
Thanks!
“A bunch of explosive action scenes with some dialog in-between that kind of explains why they’re happening.”
A good description of most Michael Bay movies
"Give me your face"
*visible disappointment and confusion*
I laughed so hard at that bit 😂
I love that by the end of this one Producer Guy isn't questioning Writer Guy. Instead, he's clearly given up entirely and is just reiterating the nonsense as "favts", and using will-power to make them happen. 😂
My favourite Pitch Meetings are the ones where it seems very obvious Ryan is actually angry they happened. Like this one.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen Ryan just give up and die inside, knowing nothing he can come up with will be anywhere near as ridiculous as the actual movie.
You should watch Breaking Dawn pitch meeting then
Ah just binge watched these episodes...and I'm just heart broken... because your just dismantling my childhood favourite movies within 10 minutes...with such a grace...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL please let “That’s fatal” be an ongoing phrase! This one’s HILARIOUS!!
You have no idea how much I've wanted this pitch meeting
By popular demand!
"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend alot of money to bring them to life"
"That's what's happening here and nobody's gonna stop it"
OMG i watched this movie yesterday and was hoping that Ryan does a pitch meeting for this. YAY🥳🥳🥳
After watching hundreds of these I just realized he puts clips from the movie he is pitching in the pitch meeting.
It's like a time-traveling pitch meeting where we see the finished movie while he is pitching the movie.
One of the best pitch meetings ever. The level of performance, he’s almost angry and how bad this movies plot is
This was one of the most (politely) savage pitch meetings. The level of snark was off the charts and I loved it.
*"Give me your face."*
Top 10 One-Liners Before the Kill
I was wondering why most of Transformers sequels seemed detached from one another. Now I know, writer just had a bagel in the dvd player.😂
Wait wait wait - the fact that this exact movie was on public broadcasted TV here over the weekend, close to when this Pitch Meeting was uploaded? The perfect timing of this has me shaken!
“ Sam dies”
“That’s fatal”
“No it’s not!”
Ryan's Pitch Meeting never fails to impress me with thoughts I never thought before when watching a movie.
Mr. Producer is the most consistent character ever. Instead of spending money on the writer, he just ignores the glaring plot holes.
Pitch Meeting Requests:
Godzilla (1998)
Scream
Night At The Museum
The Conjuring
Annabelle
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous
Umbrella Academy
Jumanji (1995)
Jumanji: The Next Level
Pitch Perfect
Pixels
Pixels yessssss
Is like to see night at the museum
The Beach!
Jumanji Next Level, yes
night at the museum!
"There's no way to check that." "Well..." 😅
Ah this brings back memories. Well done.
“So tell me more about these autobots, what are they like?”
“Oh they are great sir, there’s these two twins that are going to just...you know... talk in only racial stereotypes”
“OH my god”
michael bay's insensitivity to racists stereotypes despite being jewish is super easy , barely an inconvience
Because stereotypes are simplistic and easy generalisations for comedy.
It's lazy, not racism.
@@darthdestructor927 Wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
@@Novarcharesk It's both
It really isn't. You prove the motivation of casting racial profiling onto characters specifically for making them seem negative.
“Ruining Transformers 5 times in a row is super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
-Michael Bay
Wrong you toxic dumbass, 1 & 3 are pretty great movies.
That said, the robots generally look pretty cool. I felt Transformers 2 was the weakest of the batch tho. Ryan was right 2 rip into it. Cj
@@cenciende9401 1 is fine but 3 was nearly as nonsensical as 2.
@@cenciende9401 Part 1 is good by default. It sucked slightly less than the others.
I spilled my drink at 4:31 I didn't see that coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:58 "They're going to teleport"
That whole part made me lol too hard
The irony is that the reason this movie was sooo bad was because it was during the writer’s strike. So the guy who wrote the script might have actually been Ryan. 🤣
And the rest of the movies we can blame on writer's stroke.
@@JakkFrost1 i know you probably meant "writer's strike" but i actually like the excuse that the writers of the other movies had strokes while they wrote the movies.
@@Trumpisscum-420 I said what I meant. 😏😂
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 so does socialism.
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 well... what's good is completely subjective
Bro... I just can't stop watching these videos now =))
Shia LeBouf is gonna go to robot heaven and we’re gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history.
The Ryanses voices just get deeper and deeper as this show goes on 😍
Hitting puberty twice is TIGHT!
@@sethanderson9931 wow wow wow...wow wow!!!
Gawd, I love these. When I have a bad day I can watch one of these, get a smile and everything that came before it will seem like...BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!
Doing a Pitch Meeting on The Soprano’s would be tight. The main characters are such positive protagonists, product placements all over the place, and an incredible ending (blank screen). Super easy....