Transformers: Dark of the Moon Pitch Meeting

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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  3 роки тому +566

    Which movie do you want Ryan to do a Pitch Meeting of next? Let us know!

  • @JeyDB
    @JeyDB 3 роки тому +5552

    "They're called the DECEPTICONS" - Totally trustworthy group of aliens

    • @Nuracus
      @Nuracus 3 роки тому +148

      The movie Bumblebee finally got it right xD

    • @JeyDB
      @JeyDB 3 роки тому +119

      @@Nuracus The beginning of Bumblebee was the best Transformers representation EVER in live action movies.

    • @Nuracus
      @Nuracus 3 роки тому +22

      @@JeyDB totally decent movie.

    • @MeowtronStar
      @MeowtronStar 3 роки тому +174

      I never understood why any group would deliberately call themselves "Decepticons". It's like a political party calling themselves "The Backstabbens".

    • @mikemorro140
      @mikemorro140 3 роки тому +28

      @@MeowtronStar
      I mean they're evil so I guess they just don't care

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 роки тому +4252

    "Inconsistency is the key to success."
    That's pure Michael Bay logic there.

    • @Lokhir100
      @Lokhir100 3 роки тому +83

      Unfortunately, it's working for him. Not matter how bad his movies are they always seem to make money.

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist 3 роки тому +50

      @@Lokhir100 it’s because they’re fun

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 3 роки тому +115

      @@Lokhir100 His films are incredibly consistent; there's no logic but there will be explosions.

    • @thegreatxcelerator4224
      @thegreatxcelerator4224 3 роки тому +22

      Or, shorter: Chaos is a ladder.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 3 роки тому +14

      Since inconsistency is the key to success I will be super successful next week, right? Right??

  • @coloredform9235
    @coloredform9235 3 роки тому +2651

    "And then.........an explosion."
    Ryan writes better twists than most movie writers

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 роки тому +33

      pow pow pow...pow

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 роки тому +23

      It's the rifling through pages of pow pow pew pew etc first that made me chuckle.

    • @foy5051
      @foy5051 3 роки тому +7

      Pew pew pew

    • @MeowMeow-ul4su
      @MeowMeow-ul4su 3 роки тому +4

      How skilled you are doesn't affect how rich your parents were at birth. Thus the horrible movies, news, public figures......you get the point.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 3 роки тому

      That wasnt really a twist though.

  • @magsetienne6680
    @magsetienne6680 3 роки тому +3464

    “You can’t kill me Optimus, you’d be nothing without me”
    Optimus: “So I killed him, super easy barely an inconvenience”

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 3 роки тому +173

      He did a back flip over Megatron and snapped his neck with his bare hands.

    • @s.m2895
      @s.m2895 3 роки тому +84

      @@russellharrell2747 and saved the day

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 3 роки тому +18

      Oh, really?

    • @AliAhmad-zs4tw
      @AliAhmad-zs4tw 3 роки тому +17

      More like :
      And I took it personally!

    • @martianastronaut4917
      @martianastronaut4917 3 роки тому +44

      Batman could learn a thing or two from Optimus honestly

  • @AbhijeetMishra
    @AbhijeetMishra 3 роки тому +887

    "Why not just hire Sam directly? Hasn't he been looking for employment?"
    Not sure why but that line made me laugh the most.

    • @XaadeTheBlade
      @XaadeTheBlade 3 роки тому +24

      "We're going to pay in you in exposure".
      Probably why...

    • @lucbloom
      @lucbloom 3 роки тому +15

      Why? Because it's a huge plot hole of the super basic kind. Forget "Why didn't the alien technology do this or that"... basic human logic is abandoned to get to the movie's action scenes and sexy requirements with the least amount of effort.

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 3 роки тому +6

      Because he had to seem like he was muscling in on his relationship with her. She had to be a prize, you know.

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 роки тому

      @@lucbloom preach, my friend.

    • @Daosguard
      @Daosguard 3 роки тому +2

      Obvious plot holes are TIGHT.

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner 3 роки тому +1510

    The most realistic thing about this movie is everyone forgetting who Sam was or what he did

    • @jissanhuq3792
      @jissanhuq3792 3 роки тому +69

      "Like the movie!"

    • @ericawillis.
      @ericawillis. 3 роки тому +11

      Best comment!

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +70

      I mean, I forgot about the plot of the first and didn't even know this many sequels existed. So I guess forgetting the protagonist is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 роки тому +58

      True, he is basically a military veteran and that's how the world treats them.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 3 роки тому +23

      That and the only way that walking turd would have a hot girlfriend is if she's spying on him.

  • @FamousLinez
    @FamousLinez 3 роки тому +1383

    Producer Guy: "Hey so Optimus is kind of a psychopath huh?"
    Ryan: "Yeah a little bit for sure, so that`s about it..."

    • @bgvo4373
      @bgvo4373 3 роки тому +125

      I was always thrown off by that scene. I know Megatron’s a villain, but he just saved Optimus.

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist 3 роки тому +9

      I’m the 69nth one to like this comment!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 3 роки тому +47

      "he just saved Optimus"
      That's the basic logic behind Arkham and every Batman villain's constant reappearance to hurt more people.

    • @dillpickle7376
      @dillpickle7376 3 роки тому +8

      That was the best part lol

    • @Jake-cm9jj
      @Jake-cm9jj 3 роки тому +37

      The five minutes around this scene is literally the only decent part of this entire movie. Pretty much the only decent part of all the movies is the 5 minutes where Optimus decides to stop holding back and cuts the bad guys to shreds.

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 3 роки тому +1062

    "So this Carly chick, is she her own unique character?"
    "Nah, that would take a rewrite. We're just going to give her a car related job, because that would have been the next step for Mikaela's career path had she still been part of the movie."

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 3 роки тому +72

      I'm going to be honest here. I didn't even make that connection. I tend to turn my brain off when I watch Transformers.
      Edit: Not just Transformers, but any Michael Bay movie now that I think about it.

    • @jackobrien47
      @jackobrien47 3 роки тому +57

      Im amazed you remember these characters names..... and that they even have names in the first place

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 3 роки тому

      I don't understand

    • @davisphillips993
      @davisphillips993 3 роки тому +39

      You clearly put more thought into the character’s arc than the writers did

    • @Cinetiste
      @Cinetiste 3 роки тому +4

      It was incoherent in the story perspective... if there was.

  • @bandaezekiel
    @bandaezekiel 3 роки тому +305

    "Then BOOM!!!! POW! POW! POW!"
    That is actually the legit movie script and not a joke by Ryan.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +493

    "I like money." - reason to continue on Michael Bay's Transformers franchise

    • @jimbomacgee3499
      @jimbomacgee3499 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair that’s every movie producer’s goal 🤣

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 3 роки тому

      Well, they do make a lot of money...

    • @jonathand.4088
      @jonathand.4088 3 роки тому

      @@johnedwardkerr7814 The Last Knight lost 100 million dollars

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari 2 роки тому

      @@jonathand.4088, that's because they deviated from their established course of being the film version of cheetos and decided to not have anything fun or exciting or even visually interesting happen for about three hours, and then the brief fight scene that does happen doesn't really have a lot of appeal because the slight conflict it introduces is resolved instantly.

  • @zenergetic_8299
    @zenergetic_8299 3 роки тому +680

    “Sounds like a Transformers movie.” “IT IS!”

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 3 роки тому +584

    So there's basically two factions: the bad guys and the comic relief?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 роки тому +35

      No, there is also the third faction of emotionless psychopaths who are literally accepting thousands of deaths to feed into their savior-complex, while mercylessly killing their opponents when they are on the ground - also known as "the heroes".

    • @ttd0000
      @ttd0000 3 роки тому +13

      I think the bad guys are also comic relief.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 3 роки тому +2

      @@Shuizid let's not forget the "give me your face" moment from the end of the second movie lol

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 роки тому

      -Civil- Comic War.
      Who will be the last one standing?

    • @meleemastermaa1449
      @meleemastermaa1449 3 роки тому +1

      @@Shuizid
      They put twitter users on the movie?

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 3 роки тому +483

    "Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist though?"
    A question that many writers/producers should answer before making their movies.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 роки тому +22

      I feel like they largely found the answer and it's: Nope, not at all.

    • @playaaaLV
      @playaaaLV 3 роки тому +6

      Why would they given the audience is still going to buy this thing anyway?

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah but they want the surprise plot twist. So shoehorn in a handbrake turn. Screw making logical character sense it's shocking!

    • @dantereinhardt6911
      @dantereinhardt6911 3 роки тому +2

      The answer to that is always: "Whatever makes the most money."

    • @chilboswaggins5500
      @chilboswaggins5500 Рік тому

      They're not making movies for YOU. They're making movies to bring in the average, nose picking, booger flicking, mouth breathing high school dropout to watch while slamming fistfuls of popcorn against their faces. It's fine that >55% of the kernels wind up on the floor as long as they pay for the ticket.

  • @Aditya-qm1rf
    @Aditya-qm1rf 3 роки тому +498

    Megatron : You'd be nothing without me optimus.
    Optimus : Did a backflip snipped his neck and saved the day.

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 3 роки тому +537

    Actually, I'd say if he is famous for saving the world multiple times, having a girlfriend supermodel is not completely farfetched. But then not finding work becomes very farfetched.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 3 роки тому +17

      Not that far fetched. Look at some vets who have trouble finding jobs.

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 3 роки тому +85

      @@aesinam It's very different being a vet from being a famous person. He would be getting brand ad deals at the very least.

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 3 роки тому +51

      @@aesinam Also, I don't understand how you equate being in the military with "saving the world", whatever saving the world is anyway.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 3 роки тому +10

      @@cancerino666 I'm thinking that he basically fought in a war. Also I don't know if you know this but the novelty of celebrity wears off very quickly once time passes so even if he got famous and got ad deals, they won't last forever. They will come until someone else does something else newsworthy and takes over. That is how the world works these days and I'm sure you know this.

    • @dex4463
      @dex4463 3 роки тому +59

      ​ @Esinam Adzo If a guy helps alien robots SAVE THE WORLD I'm pretty sure he would be written about in history books. Not merely forgotten about during the next news cycle.

  • @vitmorsteinfeld4459
    @vitmorsteinfeld4459 3 роки тому +1293

    Can't wait to see him talking about Anthony Hopkins being in Transformers: The Last Knight

    • @thelegend8153
      @thelegend8153 3 роки тому +65

      He did one for the last knight again

    • @ando1123
      @ando1123 3 роки тому +22

      There’s one already

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 3 роки тому +33

      He already did TLK, he’s been doing Pitch Meetings for 1-4 and maybe he’ll do one for Bumblebee. I would like to see him do a Pitch Meeting for the original Transformers animated film from the 80s.

    • @ThirdEye3pic
      @ThirdEye3pic 3 роки тому +14

      @@carter_lovejoy 'And then we're gonna KILL Optimus'
      'Wow wow wow wow. Killing Optimus is TIGHT!'

    • @xdadbydaygamerbynightx
      @xdadbydaygamerbynightx 3 роки тому +2

      Been there done that...

  • @garysmith3037
    @garysmith3037 3 роки тому +727

    Look, Optimus was just having a bad day, and frankly, he was kinda tired of the Decepticon's crap at that point.

    • @Amazayne
      @Amazayne 3 роки тому +64

      He had a headache

    • @Rudoku1
      @Rudoku1 3 роки тому +63

      Megatron didn't give him his face in Transformers 2. He remembered that.

    • @Jutrzen
      @Jutrzen 3 роки тому +103

      He's had it with these motherfucking decepticons on this motherfucking earth.

    • @azelynhirano
      @azelynhirano 3 роки тому +24

      And Sentinel did kill his second in command Ironhide

    • @cringycook9597
      @cringycook9597 Рік тому +4

      Optimus rage 🤖

  • @jatom6996
    @jatom6996 3 роки тому +211

    An Emperor’s New Groove Pitch Meeting would be hilarious
    Especially if you pitched the original idea with the original music first and somehow end up approving the Spade version

    • @Silverlined_69
      @Silverlined_69 3 роки тому +8

      This needs more support

    • @danielwordsworth1843
      @danielwordsworth1843 3 роки тому +1

      Spade version? what?

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 3 роки тому +4

      @@danielwordsworth1843 It was originally supposed to be a dramatic musical before the version we have today came around. Kuzco is voiced by David Spade, thus "Spade version".

    • @phenel
      @phenel 3 роки тому

      @@stevendemayo3631 gross.... David spade 🤢🤮

    • @jatom6996
      @jatom6996 3 роки тому

      @@stevendemayo3631 and sting wrote songs

  • @Madlander
    @Madlander 3 роки тому +156

    I laughed so hard at the "hey so Optimus is kind of a psychopath huh?" "yeah a little". Bravo sir. I don't know why that was so funny.

  • @LightningZetton
    @LightningZetton 3 роки тому +137

    Also do a pitch meeting of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE 1986
    “Let’s kill off all characters who’s toy has been discontinued except for some”
    “Won’t the fans be mad at us?”
    “No they’ll just say the movie is still good because of 80’s stuff”

    • @ablethreefourbravo
      @ablethreefourbravo 3 роки тому +5

      "I mean, it DOES have Eric Idle."

    • @calvinjohnstone2664
      @calvinjohnstone2664 3 роки тому +2

      @@ablethreefourbravo and Orsen wells ,Leonard Nimoy. The guy from the breakfast club!✊
      It had The Touch common man!😁

    • @sheravmaharaj317
      @sheravmaharaj317 3 роки тому

      I kind of love the way I know I'll find you defending the bay movies on any transformers vid lmao. Keep being you bud

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 3 роки тому +5

      Careful, you'll trigger us G1 fans.. 😠
      We know The Movie isn't perfect, but Optimus stays in character the whole time, there's no gratuitous product placement or pandering to the Chinese audience, and there's not a sweaty, hormonal teenager in the whole thing!

    • @LightningZetton
      @LightningZetton 3 роки тому +1

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 still sad how characters are killed off because of their toy

  • @noodlefire64
    @noodlefire64 3 роки тому +443

    “And then megatron runs in and fights sentinel before he has a chance to kill Optimus”
    “Why doesn’t he just wait until after he’s killed Optimus before attacking sentinel?”
    “Unclear”
    “That works!”

    • @aaddiis45021
      @aaddiis45021 3 роки тому +3

      Because other Autobots and milatry would have killed him.
      He was in weakened state.

    • @justj5665
      @justj5665 3 роки тому +1

      😹😹

  • @keinennewsone
    @keinennewsone 3 роки тому +677

    When you're a world hero and saved it from destruction multiple times and still have to go job hunting and gets denied 😂😂😂

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 3 роки тому +32

      Really shitty economy?

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 роки тому +105

      Sorry but we are looking for people with AT LEAST 20 years world saving experience. We will keep your resume on file though.

    • @dougstevenson1503
      @dougstevenson1503 3 роки тому +35

      Sure, you saved the world multiple times, but what have you done for me lately?

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello 3 роки тому +18

      In retrospect, maybe listing saving the world multiple times as an accomplishment comes off as a little cocky

    • @dougstevenson1503
      @dougstevenson1503 3 роки тому +23

      @@Acemancello Probably shouldn't have included that "You're welcome" after it.

  • @Carloszavalalol
    @Carloszavalalol 3 роки тому +437

    I just gotta be whiny, screamy, and sweaty to get supermodel girlfriends. It should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @kilotun8316
      @kilotun8316 3 роки тому +40

      Ya gotta be pale, white, unemployed and broke too!

    • @CaptainMisery86
      @CaptainMisery86 3 роки тому +13

      worked for trump

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 3 роки тому +10

      @@CaptainMisery86 shacking up with illegals is tight

    • @jakubgodyn7413
      @jakubgodyn7413 3 роки тому +9

      Man, I tried this. No success so far.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 3 роки тому +1

      @@CaptainMisery86 Couldn't have been the money...

  • @josebetacourt5108
    @josebetacourt5108 3 роки тому +169

    This is the most logical Executive Guy in any Pitch Meeting

    • @LasseLundster
      @LasseLundster 3 роки тому +5

      The twilight one too

    • @kalash_nikov
      @kalash_nikov 3 роки тому +2

      There's a lot of episodes with Producer Guy being logical. There are even ones with him questioning morality of what they are doing (most recent being Pitching Meeting for Old).

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, he used to ask a lot more pointed questions in 2017-2018, and without the cartoon voice. All this money has made him a pushover. He didn't even have to get all the way off that thing in this one

    • @aivreescend7945
      @aivreescend7945 3 роки тому

      @@AllenKnutson because money

  • @eddiespeaks
    @eddiespeaks 3 роки тому +84

    You missed the 'Carly manipulating Megatron' bit, that'd have been hilarious to explain in the pitch meeting

    • @vincenzomarino9206
      @vincenzomarino9206 2 роки тому +9

      So she uses the easiest reverse psychology tactic and Megatron falls for it?
      I mean, he did get half of his head blown off in the previous movie, maybe he's not that smart, I don't know
      Fair enough!

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 Рік тому +5

      HOW that part didn't make it into the pitch meeting was baffling.

  • @unknowntexan4570
    @unknowntexan4570 3 роки тому +517

    I’ve been starting to talk like the producer. Talking like him is tight.

  • @je5708
    @je5708 3 роки тому +49

    I love how they went from the autobots being alive, skipping whole fight to up to sentinel, and then went right to Optimus’ badass execution of megatron and sentinel

  • @pocQ
    @pocQ 3 роки тому +788

    How ScreenRant gonna survive without Ryan?
    "Unclear"
    "Okay then!"

    • @Wanda-wi4hp
      @Wanda-wi4hp 3 роки тому +51

      Well one things for sure! It's gonna be super difficult, very much an inconvenience

    • @johnlastname3751
      @johnlastname3751 3 роки тому +10

      Is he leaving?

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 3 роки тому +10

      @@johnlastname3751 Yeah, what are they talking about??

    • @beanboy4900
      @beanboy4900 3 роки тому +4

      Just commenting to keep up to date

    • @elijahmiethe8080
      @elijahmiethe8080 3 роки тому +1

      I’m confused

  • @ngosamwamba636
    @ngosamwamba636 3 роки тому +67

    "but their called the decepticons"
    "yeah they dont make that connection and then they get decieved"
    "whoops"
    i died at this exchange

    • @gokugirl826
      @gokugirl826 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣so did I lmao 🤣🤣

  • @zackorydefoe5468
    @zackorydefoe5468 3 роки тому +114

    Watching this man carry an ENTIRE youtube channel by his lonesome is TIGHT!!!

    • @henryvandeventer2457
      @henryvandeventer2457 3 роки тому +15

      Well he does make it look super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick 3 роки тому +119

    Producer guy: ''O, and I almost forgot, there's this one Decepticon called Shockwave and he's weirdly gonna be the only Decepticon in the whole franchise who looks like his G1 design.''

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ 3 роки тому +13

      not gonna lie hes the highlight of the movie for me

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 3 роки тому

      Didn't they give him the Dr Claw voice?

    • @TheMarionick
      @TheMarionick 3 роки тому

      @@_Rick___Grimes_ For me too. DotM was one of the first times where I followed the behind the scenes production and I got mega hyped Shockwave got confirmed.

    • @madspet9106
      @madspet9106 3 роки тому

      @@stormtempterf8058 I would say Soundwave is the one in the movies who sounds more like Doctor Claw, but it seems like Frank Welker went with kind of a similar voice for both Soundwave and Shockwave in this one

    • @magatetus
      @magatetus 3 роки тому

      Kinda

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 роки тому +320

    Starscream: "Ryan has fallen. Now I, Starscream, am leader of the Pitch Meeting Bots."

    • @MavsAreBetter
      @MavsAreBetter 3 роки тому +1

      .?

    • @fuktrumpanzeeskum
      @fuktrumpanzeeskum 3 роки тому +6

      Blasphemy!

    • @MMIGOR
      @MMIGOR 3 роки тому +14

      80s Transformers references are tight!

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 3 роки тому +4

      And now you’re dust and a robot ghost.

    • @bunkerzero
      @bunkerzero 3 роки тому +4

      "Do you really want that?"
      Starscream: ...no

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy 3 роки тому +180

    Pitch Meetings for Tron (1982) and Tron: Legacy please!

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 3 роки тому +5

      The minute Ryan does this, I'm officially marrying him

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 3 роки тому +12

      @@dlobelow760 oh marrying Ryan is TIGHT!

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 3 роки тому +4

      @@carter_lovejoy super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 3 роки тому +1

      @@dlobelow760 isn't he still married to Julie Nolke? Or did that divorce video drop?

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 3 роки тому +1

      @@dlobelow760 Yeah yeah yeah! 😁

  • @herrosigns8353
    @herrosigns8353 3 роки тому +472

    I mean, after being repeatedly betrayed by the humans you’re trying to protect, wouldn’t you turn full psychopath eventually?

    • @FirestoneX
      @FirestoneX 3 роки тому +24

      I know I have

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 3 роки тому +44

      Good point. The humans have pretty much been against the autobots from the 2nd movie onwards :P

    • @lightchaser1099
      @lightchaser1099 3 роки тому +32

      yeah, but if you watch all the transformer, optimus always kill his enemy in the most brutal way as possible.

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 3 роки тому +29

      @@lightchaser1099 He REALLY likes destroying faces…..

    • @grif419
      @grif419 3 роки тому +21

      @@lightchaser1099 So? Every person he kills either tried to kill him, his friends and allies, or tried to cause the genocide of all humanity.

  • @hammysmyths
    @hammysmyths 3 роки тому +21

    “Pew pew pew!!” “Yeah! Keep telling me about that stuff!!! I wanna know more about that!” -Michael Bay’s plot for the fourth movie.

  • @sambeg2
    @sambeg2 3 роки тому +164

    The magic of transformers has disappeared as I've grown older. Not that they were the best things, but the concept was amazing when it came.

    • @edthemammoth4175
      @edthemammoth4175 3 роки тому +15

      There are actually some really good transformers idw comics. Haven’t read them but everyone who has says good things

    • @tristangabales549
      @tristangabales549 3 роки тому +12

      transformers is still pretty cool if you turn off your brain and just look at the pretty visuals

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 3 роки тому +4

      Drone technology and cyberwarfare just make the idea of giant robots seem really outdated, although Hathaway's Flash was pretty sweet.

    • @Ironluke_2001
      @Ironluke_2001 3 роки тому

      @@edthemammoth4175 Yeah the comics are actually pretty good.

    • @Frostbite930
      @Frostbite930 3 роки тому +14

      Transformers 1 was just barely passable as a movie and it was all down hill from there

  • @Ronin-errante
    @Ronin-errante 3 роки тому +36

    "they are called Decepticons" ... the indignation on his voice XD

  • @ImperialWarrior6490
    @ImperialWarrior6490 3 роки тому +410

    "Yeah... but they do make a lot of money."
    Yep, that's Hollywood alright.

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 3 роки тому +9

      it's almost as if it was a business of somekind

    • @leonardodavi2695
      @leonardodavi2695 3 роки тому +5

      Oh money, that's the thing that I like!

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 3 роки тому +5

      Wonder who pays them . . .

    • @itchlord4476
      @itchlord4476 3 роки тому

      TBH, I kind of like Transformers because it’s such a blatant cash grab that you honestly respect it. It has no illusions pf being a fine piece of cinematography, just sit, watch the funny explosions, eat popcorn, leave.

    • @bagelinpond2433
      @bagelinpond2433 3 роки тому

      you say that, yet you still watch them. shut ur mouth.

  • @mc-maitrixgaming4330
    @mc-maitrixgaming4330 3 роки тому +114

    “95% of the remaining characters will also be comic relief”
    Me- you mean try to be comic relief, as for the 5% they’re just blood thirsty murderers

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 3 роки тому +55

    I swear Ryan is among the funniest people on UA-cam. There's really nothing that is mediocre or not hilarious .

  • @snapperl
    @snapperl 3 роки тому +25

    The opening part when he is super slimy and says "So you have a movie for me" always kills me.

  • @rcole718
    @rcole718 3 роки тому +94

    The "Halloween" franchise definitely needs a pitch meeting. All 24 of them.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 3 роки тому +1

      He did make one of them...

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 3 роки тому +9

      @@hassathunter2464 He did the very first and the last one, but the retcons in this franchise would probably make the GOAT pitch meeting. I'd like one pitch meeting for all the movies.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 роки тому +1

      My God, that's the same number as Bond...

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 3 роки тому +2

      Halloween: The Easter Bunny's Revenge

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidsigalow7349 Will the Easter Bunny have no real purpose to kill like Mikey, or will he actually have a goal?

  • @bambinocinefilo9702
    @bambinocinefilo9702 3 роки тому +19

    Sam Witwicky: *exists.*
    Super models: and I fell in love…

  • @novicebb
    @novicebb 3 роки тому +15

    I love it when Ryan actually does these movie reviews on older movies. Its more detailed, more researched with more biting funny comments.

  • @nightshadeii9248
    @nightshadeii9248 3 роки тому +55

    “…sounds like Optimus Prime is kind of a psychopath...”
    Michael Bay: “Nailed it.”

  • @kj25
    @kj25 3 роки тому +17

    "So then,
    BOOM
    paw paw paw paw
    pew pew pew
    and then...
    ...an explosion."
    - screenwriter guy 2021

  • @donniedoesjokes
    @donniedoesjokes 3 роки тому +18

    Ohhhhh, 😂 Getting a PITCH MEETING notification and politely excusing myself from the group to watch it in the restroom alone, is TIGHT!! 😂

    • @thfpt
      @thfpt 3 роки тому +2

      It is, but also, sharing is caring.

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 3 роки тому +130

    “They’re called the DECEPTICONS”
    Ryan George/John Cena

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +5

      Premise: Robots in disguise.
      Execution: _D E C E P T I c O N_

  • @seth6665
    @seth6665 3 роки тому +33

    I kinda like that Optimus slowly becomes more unhinged as the movies go on

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 3 роки тому +1

      Because he saves these humans and then the next movie the humans are like “no we don’t believe you Optiumus, you and your team are exiled” and then he has to come back and save them 😂

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 3 роки тому +1

      @@southpark645 sounds like almost every season of 24

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 3 роки тому

      @@davidjsaul Never saw the show

  • @derimon8802
    @derimon8802 3 роки тому +20

    "Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist though?"
    "No, it's fine"

  • @Blitzo8390
    @Blitzo8390 3 роки тому +163

    We need a pitch meeting for The Hangover

    • @WolfJax
      @WolfJax 3 роки тому +3

      Yes agreed 100% all 3 of them. I wish they'd do "The Crow" as well

    • @wamporeycidulgb
      @wamporeycidulgb 3 роки тому +2

      @@WolfJax But both those movies make perfect sense, it would be super inconvenient; hardly easy to mock them.

    • @WolfJax
      @WolfJax 3 роки тому +1

      @@wamporeycidulgb yes but at the same time I just really would love to see how Ryan would interpret them. Plus "The Crow" is my favorite movie hands down.

    • @mmoarchives2542
      @mmoarchives2542 3 роки тому

      ryan: you have a low IQ unfunny low budget movie for me?
      ryan 2: yes sir we do

    • @WolfJax
      @WolfJax 3 роки тому

      @@mmoarchives2542 just cause you have no taste in film nor culture

  • @Wyatt_The_Wise
    @Wyatt_The_Wise 3 роки тому +159

    Yeah that "I told you so" was totally worth THOUSANDS of human lives lol😂🤣

    • @docpox3900
      @docpox3900 3 роки тому +9

      I mean on one hand it was shitty, but on the other hand the humans kind of deserve it. The decepticons very publicly tried to take over/destroy the world 2 times at that point. Why on earth would anyone believe anything they said?

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 3 роки тому +11

      @@docpox3900 but it was the politicians who made the deal, not everyday people on the streets.

  • @TheChimera70
    @TheChimera70 3 роки тому +56

    All I remember about this movie is Shia screaming "optimus" over and over again

    • @Hanneth
      @Hanneth 3 роки тому +1

      No, No, No, NO!!!
      No No No No No!
      No, No No, No No

    • @Penfold101
      @Penfold101 3 роки тому +1

      *movieS

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 роки тому

      That's actually pretty much all of them he is in.

  • @sirlost94
    @sirlost94 3 роки тому +17

    Ryan, you’re the key to happiness. Those pitch meetings are TIGHT

  • @dennisjohansen8490
    @dennisjohansen8490 3 роки тому +25

    A little-known fact about the Transformers movies: Shia LeBeouf wasn't actually acting in the movies. He thought they were filming a documentary so that's just him being his normal self.

    • @chilboswaggins5500
      @chilboswaggins5500 Рік тому +2

      His defeat when his flag was replaced by Pepe's Kekflag was sublime.

  • @s4m_1223
    @s4m_1223 3 роки тому +75

    Michael Bay: I'm making a third Transformers movie.
    Fans: So will this be the last movie and end as a trilogy?😃
    Michael Bay: ...
    Fans: It's gonna end as a trilogy, right?😰

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt 3 роки тому +304

    "And her name is Carly."
    "Yeah?"
    "CARly."
    "I get it, Carly."
    "Uh huh..."
    "Oh, CARly, like what the Transformers turn into!"
    "Exactly!"
    "Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow...so does this mean he gets inside her?"

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 3 роки тому +37

      Automobile pun adjectives are TIGHT

    • @JasonON
      @JasonON 3 роки тому +2

      That was great. I honestly couldn't remember her name.

    • @99baji99
      @99baji99 3 роки тому +1

      Socko's 2nd cousin for sure.

    • @dripkidd8572
      @dripkidd8572 3 роки тому +9

      @@jimmythebold589
      That's not the only thing that would be tight
      What else?
      Unclear
      Fair enough

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому

      "Her name is iCarly, as in we're approaching Disneyfilm levels of subtlety."

  • @jonmarshall2008
    @jonmarshall2008 3 роки тому +83

    Pitch Meetings for Twister, The Terminator, The Day After Tomorrow, Predator, Commando, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Cliffhanger or Dante's Peak would be amazing!

    • @daedalus25
      @daedalus25 3 роки тому +4

      Thumbs up for every one of these.

    • @sreeganesh1699
      @sreeganesh1699 3 роки тому +1

      Final destination too

    • @Pattyricia992
      @Pattyricia992 3 роки тому +3

      And Tremors!

    • @nsob8897
      @nsob8897 3 роки тому

      Blazing saddles? And yeah the 90s lineup has to be done! We insist! Also lake placid...

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 роки тому

      Yes please do Day After Tomorrow. I love that movie....because there is no real logic to it.

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 3 роки тому +81

    Sentinal: “won’t it be hard to live without me?”
    Optimus: *“Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”*
    Sentinel: “oh whoops!”
    Optimus: “whoopsie!”

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому

      *Megatron
      The line is “Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?”

    • @chilboswaggins5500
      @chilboswaggins5500 Рік тому +1

      @@ALJ9000 Misquoting lines is STUPOR MEASLY,
      🌾 BARLEY 🌾 INCONCEIVABLE

  • @CS-yc6qp
    @CS-yc6qp 3 роки тому +7

    The level of exaggeration and energy in these movies is what makes them one of a kind, I’m guilty of liking of all Michael Bay’s action scenes, I enjoyed all of them even paid a bit extra for that imax experience and is been unique every single time, I wish to see more of them

  • @christianmayonove6914
    @christianmayonove6914 3 роки тому +146

    “so the bad guy hires sam’s girlfriend as a way to get to sam”
    “why didnt he just hire sam? he was actively looking for a job”
    Ya know, when the mans has a point....

  • @TechDove
    @TechDove 3 роки тому +55

    Seeing giant robots slaughter each other is TIGHT

  • @tardis4546
    @tardis4546 3 роки тому +5

    I love it when Ryan does older movies. Most of the time the movies are so new that I haven't even gotten a chance to see them. I want to watch pitch meeting, but I don't if I haven't seen the movie yet and want to.

  • @RialVestro
    @RialVestro 3 роки тому +224

    Surprise there's no mention about how Sentinel constantly talks about how everything he does is to protect the Autobots yet he actively takes part in murdering them.
    Or how Sentinel claims that Megatron is too powerful to beat but then actually beats Megatron extremely easily taking command of the Decepticons for himself until Carly gives Megatron a pep talk.

    • @alexdemaster_5796
      @alexdemaster_5796 3 роки тому +23

      omg nice attention to detail(?)
      I don't remember anything after the movie

    • @gst013
      @gst013 3 роки тому +14

      Wouldn't the first part be part of his deception?

    • @freakazoid4691
      @freakazoid4691 3 роки тому +14

      Haven't seen the movie but it seems this Sentinel guy lies all the time so those things you mention aren't really bad writing.

    • @iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc
      @iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc 3 роки тому +2

      Well sentinel only meant Megatron once on cypertron where Megatron was in his old body from the first movie. So for the second time he meant Megatron he is on his weakest state, but work side with him since he want his home to restore. And will prob kill him after.

    • @HIKOL_Nightcore
      @HIKOL_Nightcore Рік тому

      How about Carly's boss reactivating main pilar saying He wants to live to old age after witnessing genocide on the streets.

  • @yakheemwagner7798
    @yakheemwagner7798 3 роки тому +16

    Legendary quote...inconsistency is the key to success

  • @rokeYouuer
    @rokeYouuer 3 роки тому +95

    I just realized that Transformers did the whole *saving the world doesn't help the hero succeed in life thing* a full 10 years before Falcon and Winter Soldier did.

    • @Mrdardas99
      @Mrdardas99 3 роки тому +14

      yeah yeah yeah, but they did it while white, so it doesn't count!

    • @AdanRayner
      @AdanRayner 3 роки тому +15

      Cough 'John McClain'

    • @bertb5992
      @bertb5992 3 роки тому +1

      Happens to every Sam lol.

  • @pragmatic_dreamer
    @pragmatic_dreamer Рік тому +3

    "Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist?" BEST. LINE. EVER.

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes 3 роки тому +8

    Writer Guy is just so happy with himself for coming up with a cinematic masterpiece.

  • @Antrod
    @Antrod 3 роки тому +1

    "Inconsistency is key to success!"
    That's not the expression.
    "Welp."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 3 роки тому +26

    Do a Pitch Meeting for both Free Guy and PAW Patrol: The Movie

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 3 роки тому +71

    The only thing consistent about the Bayformers movies is how bloodthirsty Optimus is.

    • @CinceTheDay
      @CinceTheDay 3 роки тому +8

      "nooo optimus" - mercy denied. WTF?!

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah it’s just nuts

    • @BobBob-hi9tt
      @BobBob-hi9tt 3 роки тому +5

      There also consistently bad.

    • @Agee1
      @Agee1 3 роки тому +1

      "Give me your face" Optimus Prime - Leader of the "peacekeeping" autobots

    • @grif419
      @grif419 3 роки тому +2

      @@Agee1 To the Fallen, leader of the genocidal deceptions

  • @blaqk_soul
    @blaqk_soul 3 роки тому +20

    "Learning about Science is TIGHT!" needs to be on a shirt! I'd buy one 😅

  • @gabrieldortahernandez8426
    @gabrieldortahernandez8426 3 роки тому +4

    His rush while describing how Optimus goes full Predator on Megatron and brutally executes Sentinel Prime gets me every time lmfao.

  • @francisb1
    @francisb1 Рік тому +1

    - sounds like a transformers movie you know…
    - exactly, i’m so happy you got that, sir!

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine 3 роки тому +32

    I pushed all the buttons just like George said, and long story short we all have 23 minutes to live.

    • @PureBlackDragon
      @PureBlackDragon 3 роки тому +2

      I had to double check the time stamp on this. *phew

    • @wetfur3575
      @wetfur3575 3 роки тому +1

      Oh whoops!

    • @PureBlackDragon
      @PureBlackDragon 3 роки тому +1

      @@wetfur3575 Whoopsie!

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 роки тому

      Pfff, I have time to watch another pitch meeting or 2 then.

  • @NOMSSSS
    @NOMSSSS 3 роки тому +12

    Pitch meetings for the Purge series would be really tight.

  • @kynshii
    @kynshii 3 роки тому +42

    I pretty much forgot about the Transformers movies but I'm always down for some Pitch Meetings

    • @natereath4966
      @natereath4966 3 роки тому +3

      There's apparently going to be another transformers movie next year

    • @kynshii
      @kynshii 3 роки тому +1

      @@natereath4966 oh Lord lol

    • @5Star_DK
      @5Star_DK 3 роки тому +1

      I think this new one might be good since it’s being made by an actual transformers fan

    • @kynshii
      @kynshii 3 роки тому

      @@5Star_DK oh really?? Now I'm interested. Being born in 82, these movies were a damn joke to me. The first one was OKAY but it was a super decline after that

    • @natereath4966
      @natereath4966 3 роки тому

      @@kynshii I completely agree, though I wasn't born in the 80s. But I also think the bumblebee movie was pretty good (but I'd like another movie about a different autobot)

  • @OTDinosaurScrubs
    @OTDinosaurScrubs 3 роки тому +9

    Ryan’s pitch meetings are the only reason I still follow SR lol

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 3 роки тому +6

    3:14 "Well ... they're called the Decepticons!" When the producers just mindlessly use a name without thinking about it. Just like people use "literally" for things that are clearly the opposite, a figure of speech. "It literally blew my mind!" I wish.

  • @Torterrafan619
    @Torterrafan619 3 роки тому +8

    I remember rewatching that ending recently and was like "Optimus was kinda brutal in that scene, huh"

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 роки тому +5

      Well his supposed hero mentor figure did brutally execute one of his best mates Ironhide and then start killing humans he's come to love. So...he was probably being a bit emotional and after all even Spock went nuts once....

    • @grif419
      @grif419 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheWPhilosopher Yup people are acting like sentinel, megaton, and the fallen weren’t going to cause the genocide of all of humanity.

  • @darthphayde508
    @darthphayde508 3 роки тому +7

    "I think its fine" : Michael Bay's response to people questioning his decisions.

  • @khayakhumalo6116
    @khayakhumalo6116 3 роки тому +9

    "oh learning about science is tight" 🤣

  • @leonardodavi2695
    @leonardodavi2695 3 роки тому +26

    "Why do we keep making Transformers movies if they're so bad?"
    "Because money!"
    "Oh that's the thing that I like!

  • @alexandergannon7058
    @alexandergannon7058 2 роки тому +3

    I guarantee in every single Michael Bay pitch meeting in history he screamed the following quote, "Pew! Pew! Pew! And then an explosion!"

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 2 роки тому

      Don't forget the Megan Fox running slowly with a really tight shirt.

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 3 роки тому +25

    Sentinel Prime: So majestic and peaceful this planet, unlike the final days of cybertron
    Optimus Prime: I wondered what might have been if you had fought final battle, instead of me!
    Sentinel Prime: Never mourn the past young warrior, thanks to you our race survives
    Optimus Prime: You were our leader sentinel, it is your right to lead us again
    Sentinel Prime: In a world i do not know, i am no longer your teacher optimus, you are mine!

  • @Non-PoliticalGamer
    @Non-PoliticalGamer 3 роки тому +8

    We need a pitch meeting for the interview

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 3 роки тому +19

    So then Optimus Prime does a backflip, snaps Megatron's neck, and saves the day!

    • @saulgoodman1411
      @saulgoodman1411 3 роки тому +1

      You know from a barebones perspective that is essentially what happened

    • @madwibble
      @madwibble 3 роки тому

      Yay!

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 3 роки тому

      Before that, Megatron did a backflip, snapped Sentinel Prime's neck and saved the day.

  • @anakinsrightarm628
    @anakinsrightarm628 3 роки тому +4

    I think Ryan walking us through a scary movie could only result in comedy gold

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 роки тому +2

    lol...Ryan's "Sounds like a good strategy" 1:01 was so sardonic! The "Uh Oh's" are getting some great input. They are up there with "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 роки тому +86

    Oh, Leonard Nimoy voicing a bad Transformer is TIGHT!

  • @samualjohnson5450
    @samualjohnson5450 3 роки тому +5

    ooooo, being on time for pitch meetings, is TIGHT

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force 3 роки тому +44

    Sam having a string of supermodel girlfriends is the most unbelievable part of these movies about 30 foot tall sentient transforming robots from outer space.

    • @hoaithunguyen4473
      @hoaithunguyen4473 3 роки тому

      I think it's the most and only logical part of the movies. He did save the he world quite a few times.

    • @DJ_Force
      @DJ_Force 3 роки тому +6

      @@hoaithunguyen4473 He is never portrayed as a celebrity. He is portrayed as an annoying social reject who happens to be in the right place at the right time. In my experience, those guys rarely end up with girls like Megan Fox.

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 3 роки тому +4

      @@DJ_Force it somewhat makes sense for him to be with megan fox's character since they were pretty much the only civilians to be involved in two world ending scenarios. But the second chick? nah

    • @DJ_Force
      @DJ_Force 3 роки тому +3

      @@phatlewt2932 Pretty sure Megan Fox would have friend-zoned him. At best, they hook up for a few months until the excitement wears off and they revert back to a hot chic and a nerd.

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 3 роки тому +2

      If Sam had your attitude, sure

  • @webster7222
    @webster7222 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine finding Ryan's work and having the whole back catalogue to watch
    Wow
    Wow
    Wow wow wow

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 3 роки тому +23

    “Unclear.”
    Yeah, this summarizes all of the Micheal Bay Transformers movies

    • @TheMarionick
      @TheMarionick 3 роки тому

      The only thing that's unclear is whether or not there's rule 34 porn of male Transformers on female humans. Like, that wouldn't work, would it? The girl would be torn apart instead of being pleasured.

  • @hexcodeff6624
    @hexcodeff6624 3 роки тому +8

    **turn pages**
    "an explosion"
    such suspense.

  • @DogBrainDingus
    @DogBrainDingus 3 роки тому +11

    Ahhhh man another Transformers??!?
    Just kidding I’ll shut up and enjoy my weekly pitch meeting 😁

  • @blinkyblankyblunky
    @blinkyblankyblunky 3 роки тому +23

    A Grey's Anatomy pitch meeting would be excellent.

  • @Urotsukidoji1
    @Urotsukidoji1 3 роки тому +4

    "oh really!" ......... I have herd this line hundreds of times now, and still makes me laugh :)

  • @clarkecorvo2692
    @clarkecorvo2692 3 роки тому +1

    3:02 that was pure brilliance