American Dad - Stan Pulls Out His Gun

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  • @Fattedemu
    @Fattedemu 3 роки тому +11648

    “I use that pantry a lot.”
    “And the paprika not enough.”
    Didn’t need a gun to fire those shots

    • @fourthofjulygaming3795
      @fourthofjulygaming3795 3 роки тому +99

      Your picture reminds me of discord.

    • @fourthofjulygaming3795
      @fourthofjulygaming3795 3 роки тому +43

      @@Toyslasher He has the same profile picture as the guy I’m a moderator for on a discord server.

    • @domsquaaa4323
      @domsquaaa4323 3 роки тому +14

      I don get it

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 3 роки тому +76

      @@domsquaaa4323 the Paprika is still full and not on the daily meals that Stan likes

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 3 роки тому +14

      if working with the CIA or FBI means you can own that many weapons Sign me up!
      Gets Arrested immediately

  • @whatifgaming1661
    @whatifgaming1661 3 роки тому +6896

    Is no one gonna talk about the most passive agressive move ever as Stan just quietly places the gun on the dashboard XD

    • @mb0114
      @mb0114 3 роки тому +180

      My favorite moment in the entire series. I die laughing every time I watch and it took me forever to find it. Awesome🤣

    • @Rosemary_bae
      @Rosemary_bae 2 роки тому +19

      @@mb0114 me too

    • @therealunicornselene
      @therealunicornselene 2 роки тому +34

      As opposed to his aggressive aggressive just pulling it out for zero fucking reason and sticking it in someone's face

    • @NotKale69
      @NotKale69 2 роки тому +58

      1:23

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 2 роки тому +19

      That's a god tier power move

  • @Pariahs_paradise
    @Pariahs_paradise Рік тому +4097

    I love how Stan repeatedly pulls a gun on his family and friends but is somehow still a way better father than Peter griffin

    • @hansofaxalia
      @hansofaxalia Рік тому +248

      I don’t see peetah putting a gun to gods head to save his family.

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 Рік тому +99

      @@hansofaxaliahe worked with death to save his marriage however.

    • @metis7534
      @metis7534 Рік тому +117

      @@Sapphiregamer8605after he ruined it, there’s been like 8 episodes of Peter being a dick to his family or neglectful but he never changes. On the last day in earth he ditched his family to have a day of fun

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 Рік тому +19

      @@metis7534 a man needs a break sometimes, right?

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop Рік тому

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  • @donyelled.ashford2778
    @donyelled.ashford2778 4 роки тому +6665

    Stan: About to shoot the man
    Francine: No
    Stan: Dammit

  • @respectedgentleman4322
    @respectedgentleman4322 4 роки тому +3461

    Other Addicted to American Dad's a few minutes.
    Stan pulls a gun 18 minutes.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 роки тому +18

      He has been doing longer uploads lately.

    • @Constavlos
      @Constavlos 3 роки тому +1

      is this kink or fetish?

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 3 роки тому +6

      @@Constavlos Yes.

  • @hts0189
    @hts0189 3 роки тому +2540

    9:29 idk why but I think it's kind of sweet that Francine is the only person that can stop Stan from using his gun to solve his problems lol

    • @ILoveLLawlietxD
      @ILoveLLawlietxD 2 роки тому +156

      Technically he COULD get out of this by shooting her but francine is just that powerful TT

    • @christopherwalker4680
      @christopherwalker4680 2 роки тому +110

      And at 1:00

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 2 роки тому

      Francine would probably put the bullets in him by hand if he tried

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 2 роки тому +21

      That's the joke, that's why.

    • @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330
      @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330 Рік тому +15

      @@ILoveLLawlietxD ironic though because Stan has shot Francine before

  • @thedarknight307
    @thedarknight307 4 роки тому +2287

    Looter!!
    Self-Defense!”
    Fuckin love that scene

    • @hellsinginferno6359
      @hellsinginferno6359 4 роки тому +225

      A black and white talking like it's normal
      I'm not racist I was just finishing your quote

    • @vicentserrano9268
      @vicentserrano9268 3 роки тому +94

      Hellsing inferno "Peter what are you doing?! It's me, Cleveland."

    • @hellsinginferno6359
      @hellsinginferno6359 3 роки тому +51

      @@vicentserrano9268 everybody just shut up just shut up let me think

    • @vicentserrano9268
      @vicentserrano9268 3 роки тому +72

      @@hellsinginferno6359 "stan! Have you-" stan accidentally shoot Francine's left shoulder.

    • @hellsinginferno6359
      @hellsinginferno6359 3 роки тому +16

      @@vicentserrano9268 well that's American Dad

  • @azizbanaga2844
    @azizbanaga2844 4 роки тому +4143

    lmao of course this one is almost 20 minutes.

  • @Exe_gaming030
    @Exe_gaming030 Рік тому +470

    10:28 My guy shot his gun before he even pulled it out… and it still made the shot, what a legend

    • @GuyAmazed
      @GuyAmazed 9 місяців тому +15

      Oh no you are

    • @maliabletick9557
      @maliabletick9557 7 місяців тому +11

      Can you believe that guy?

    • @NotNykoh
      @NotNykoh 6 місяців тому +6

      You Dutch are alright tho

    • @GuyAmazed
      @GuyAmazed 6 місяців тому +7

      Now i have a question, do all your ovens smell like farts?

    • @GuyAmazed
      @GuyAmazed 6 місяців тому +5

      Where does where does that saying come from?

  • @knowledgeseeker4614
    @knowledgeseeker4614 4 роки тому +6343

    It is quite interesting how often he does that, but given his profession and temperament, it isn’t surprising.

    • @WaxierWarrior
      @WaxierWarrior 4 роки тому +256

      Well hes pulls it out but canonically for years he never shot and killed someone.

    • @knowledgeseeker4614
      @knowledgeseeker4614 4 роки тому +116

      @@WaxierWarrior True, but he came close more than a few times and meant it.

    • @trackboy17
      @trackboy17 4 роки тому +70

      They should have a character who's basically the same guy but without all the experience and skill of being a CIA human. Like he has the gun but hit the wrong button and his mag flys out.

    • @parryhotter4283
      @parryhotter4283 3 роки тому +42

      He could also be a cop If you look how often he pulls his gun for no reason...

    • @skidwarfarebo2171
      @skidwarfarebo2171 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed

  • @bocodamondo
    @bocodamondo 3 роки тому +7953

    the way how he intimidates people by just showing his gun is always gonna be one of my favorite joke in the series lol

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 3 роки тому +8

      they did that in jumpstreet ua-cam.com/video/EWb18edcizI/v-deo.html

    • @bocodamondo
      @bocodamondo 3 роки тому +23

      @@Dilllonm lol thats great

    • @MichiDelNoche
      @MichiDelNoche 3 роки тому +22

      Yoo I remember your old vids, how have you been?

    • @gamesonyophone712
      @gamesonyophone712 3 роки тому +9

      Anime is gay

    • @user-zd3su3td4p
      @user-zd3su3td4p 3 роки тому +5

      @@gamesonyophone712 yes

  • @boisvert45
    @boisvert45 Рік тому +501

    "Pen gun mightier than the sword. Sword gun mightier than the pen gun." Is probably my favorite joke in the whole show

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 7 місяців тому +17

      "and the paprika not enough"

    • @OfficialBulldozerStudios
      @OfficialBulldozerStudios 3 місяці тому +6

      "Spear gun! Mightier than the Sword Gun!"
      "Axe Gun! Mightier than the Spear Gun!"
      "Laptop Gun! Mightier than the Axe Gun!"
      "Cellphone Gun! Mightier than the Laptop Gun!"

  • @ethansherfey4227
    @ethansherfey4227 4 роки тому +3121

    “He’s got a Heaven gun!”

    • @spectreagent00
      @spectreagent00 4 роки тому +352

      Why do we have those again?

    • @steveboy3712
      @steveboy3712 3 роки тому +191

      @@spectreagent00 to protect peopke from smaller earth guns

    • @mysterious_bl4d355
      @mysterious_bl4d355 3 роки тому +42

      *”**6:45**”*

    • @Doctor_Odin
      @Doctor_Odin 3 роки тому +47

      @@spectreagent00 it would’ve been funny as heck if somebody just shouted Lucifer in the background. Because fallen angels would be the easiest reason to have it.

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor 3 роки тому +8

      Profile pic checks out

  • @colinmcglynn5987
    @colinmcglynn5987 4 роки тому +2641

    He doesn’t use his gun as much as he used to

    • @dejonbowleg7228
      @dejonbowleg7228 4 роки тому +326

      He got lazier throughout the seasons. That’s what I didn’t like about it. Roger carries the show more than Stan now

    • @dejonbowleg7228
      @dejonbowleg7228 3 роки тому +24

      @Ava :3 yes but not as much. Thats why I said he got lazier

    • @airheadedsenpai2868
      @airheadedsenpai2868 3 роки тому +4

      @@DinkLink well said

    • @seemeno1
      @seemeno1 3 роки тому +76

      I’ve noticed some episodes it’s like he’s not even an agent but just some random loser who can’t fight. But those are rare episodes

    • @zenketski
      @zenketski 3 роки тому +27

      @@DinkLink wow someone who understands a character can change in 20 seasons. not a lot of people like that round these parts

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e Рік тому +123

    0:48, I like how aside from his two pistols he also accidentally pulled out a medieval flail, I like to think he just had that in his back pocket for when he ran out of ammo

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +5

      I'm surprised the flail didn't catch on him.

  • @injetavel279
    @injetavel279 4 роки тому +5765

    "I'm gonna set the record for shooting a woman in the face the most times in a row", damn, Stan has some badass lines

  • @walterbrown9210
    @walterbrown9210 3 роки тому +825

    “That’s weird I use that pantry a lot”
    “And the paprika not enough”

    • @stormhawkdude
      @stormhawkdude 3 роки тому +24

      Still Seth's best joke.

    • @mycycleminorities
      @mycycleminorities 3 роки тому +7

      I heard the shots from over here

    • @darkstalkerkaathe4582
      @darkstalkerkaathe4582 3 роки тому +2

      I saw this right after I heard the line

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 3 роки тому +4

      As someone who loves quality food, I can confirm that Paprika is criminally under-used...

  • @Doodlebopgamingfortheboyz
    @Doodlebopgamingfortheboyz Рік тому +176

    "Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."
    Gets me every time.

  • @nwakid123
    @nwakid123 4 роки тому +1027

    “this time it was toast Hailey, this time.”🤣

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +4

      lmao he was expecting something else to pop out from the toaster??

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 3 роки тому +3

      It’s Hayley

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 роки тому +1

      CMPASSIONATELY#CROSSROADSLEE KEN

    • @MircomFan
      @MircomFan 3 роки тому +2

      You just never know whats gunna come out of your toaster, gotta be prepared.

    • @sapphirebulletbill
      @sapphirebulletbill 3 роки тому

      @@traintrack3761 same thing, different vowel

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 роки тому +2571

    Stan: **expert in hand-to-hand combat**
    Also Stan: **gets bullied by his childhood bully; Stelio Cantos**

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 роки тому +206

      You doubt the skill of Stelio and his apprentice Luis?!
      If we could all be so foolish.

    • @crimson8867
      @crimson8867 3 роки тому +111

      It's Stelio Cantos that's why

    • @Shuyin781
      @Shuyin781 3 роки тому +87

      Batman has "knightfall" bane, Stan has Stelio Cantos

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 роки тому +23

      @@Shuyin781 ...... And Luis...

    • @Shuyin781
      @Shuyin781 3 роки тому +7

      @@erikurizita6702 Steve has Luis

  • @The1_Hellhound
    @The1_Hellhound 2 роки тому +334

    2:40 I find it really weird that the teacher had the assignment right in his pocket like he was somehow expecting that to happen

    • @jacobsmith4428
      @jacobsmith4428 Рік тому +50

      To be fair, if I were a teacher and caught someone so obviously cheating they didn't even check what language it was written with, I'd keep that paper. I'd want it *framed* in the classroom.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +5

      Especially if their dad is a crazy man with a gun

    • @rustingtemple-007-
      @rustingtemple-007- 4 місяці тому

      We are the dream maker

  • @cutlusdeloy7100
    @cutlusdeloy7100 3 роки тому +1195

    "Hes got a heaven gun, those can kill anybody." "Why do we have those"

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid Рік тому +26

      Probably someone needing to compensate for something behind the pearly gates, haha.

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 Рік тому +14

      Demons.

    • @chewee4ever811
      @chewee4ever811 Рік тому +7

      @@Reapermaskhybrid its obvious for killing demons

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid Рік тому +6

      @@chewee4ever811 I was making a joke, man. Still, Stan pulling a gun to God's head is ballsy and my geek side can't help but smile as I remember the final boss of Persona 5 ending with Joker shooting God in the face with the power of Satanael.

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 Рік тому +1

      ​@@FallenOne669What about Light Arrows? 😂

  • @NightVibes121
    @NightVibes121 4 роки тому +556

    "Surprise!!!😃"
    "LOOK IN YOUR HEART....🥺"

    • @eccentricthought4511
      @eccentricthought4511 3 роки тому +18

      I’m praying to you

    • @edgarzomboss7185
      @edgarzomboss7185 3 роки тому +1

      the fuck

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +36

      Bro that cut was legendary. Roger comes out of the bag to surprise stan and the next clip is him begging for his life lmao

    • @skycake2020
      @skycake2020 3 роки тому +8

      3:17

    • @ivory867
      @ivory867 3 роки тому +8

      That’s the best clip😂

  • @katiestafford5693
    @katiestafford5693 2 роки тому +178

    "you're holding a gun to god's head." the fact that it's literally just seth macfarlane doing his own voice is the best.

  • @henseltbrumbleburg3752
    @henseltbrumbleburg3752 3 роки тому +637

    15:22 I love how he actually tries to catch it, then throws it on the floor

  • @nwakid123
    @nwakid123 4 роки тому +702

    “and the paprika not enough” 😂😂😂

  • @bored4271
    @bored4271 2 роки тому +223

    it's hard to believe that Stan has only picked up his gun for 18 minutes

  • @legolife9128
    @legolife9128 3 роки тому +2251

    Therapist: Don’t worry, sideways facing Stan isn’t real.
    Sideways facing Stan: 0:23 ......

    • @intelmkx1725
      @intelmkx1725 3 роки тому +144

      As cursed as sideways facing Joe swanson

    • @bumblebee8903
      @bumblebee8903 3 роки тому +124

      “Hayley facing the screen also isn’t real.”
      Front-facing Hayley: 0:28

    • @connorpikula
      @connorpikula 3 роки тому +37

      Worst thing is he fired 19 shots while facing side ways.

    • @stansmithshugechin716
      @stansmithshugechin716 3 роки тому +22

      @@bumblebee8903 Hayley doesn’t look bad front facing. Stan looks scary

    • @stansmithshugechin716
      @stansmithshugechin716 3 роки тому +16

      His chin doesn’t look as big as I thought it was

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 роки тому +1440

    15:13 I love how much Stan gets into the little imaginary scenario, so much so that he watches Roger’s imaginary bullets fly through the air and even takes the time to throw them away before he starts running again. And of course Roger is into it immediately and goes along with him. Such an awesome little moment with these two, I love it.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 2 роки тому +35

      They may have their differences and everything, but they're absolutely very good friends when it comes down to it

    • @jessefram2432
      @jessefram2432 2 роки тому +26

      and his saying "bam bam bam" as hes shooting actual bullets is hilarious

    • @westminsterabbey.6916
      @westminsterabbey.6916 Рік тому +7

      @@jessefram2432 lmao I never realised that before, that’s hilarious

  • @passiveaggresso8817
    @passiveaggresso8817 Рік тому +135

    17:00
    “ Your an ass Mr. Smith. “ I find that line so wholesome and so historical at the same time. 😇🤣

  • @KingofdaNerds
    @KingofdaNerds 3 роки тому +4735

    Can we talk about how "You're holding a gun to God's head" is such a god-term metaphor

    • @zacharylandrum4789
      @zacharylandrum4789 3 роки тому +209

      I hate that God sounds like Brian Griffin. Whenever I hear Brian Griffin's voice, I just get pissed off knowing that hypocritical, arrogant, self-righteous horn dog that is just basically Seth MacFarlane's OC is still alive in the show.
      Does anyone else have this problem?

    • @doggamer3649
      @doggamer3649 3 роки тому +183

      @@zacharylandrum4789 most of the characters in family guy are Seth’s ocs because he made the show and voices those characters

    • @keith8225
      @keith8225 3 роки тому +108

      @@zacharylandrum4789 it's a show, if you get annoyed over a character that's supposed to be designed to take the piss out of a stereotype/ the creator of the show then maybe anything with Seth MacFarlanes normal voice in it isn't for you

    • @cryoflip5841
      @cryoflip5841 3 роки тому +12

      I was just about to comment about it

    • @Fateherald
      @Fateherald 3 роки тому +17

      It never fails to bring a smile to my face

  • @wublix
    @wublix 3 роки тому +2040

    I actually love Stan, the juxtaposition between being a cia killing machine to a dunce who is so oblivious is so funny

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 2 роки тому +62

      Makes him seem more well rounded

    • @alldud13
      @alldud13 9 днів тому

      bro when u meet someone that was in the CIA this depiction becomes so much more plausible
      they like to play smart and logical and responsible but underneath that is just a dumbass like stan that’s the only way u can do dumb ass shit like work for the CIA

  • @CrystalC9
    @CrystalC9 Рік тому +49

    "LOOTER!"
    "SELF-DEFENSE!"
    "A BLACK AND A WHITE TALKING AS IF IT'S NORMAL!"
    Best part hands down. The storm trilogy between Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show was great.

  • @kiroomghaha
    @kiroomghaha 4 роки тому +7767

    american dad is just 10 levels above Family guy

    • @roserusso8920
      @roserusso8920 4 роки тому +494

      Family guy is so unfunny

    • @featherguardian6023
      @featherguardian6023 4 роки тому +62

      SCREW FAMILY GUY,IT CAN ROTT IN HELL IF I CARE

    • @madcap47764
      @madcap47764 4 роки тому +72

      YES!!!!!!

    • @mrrobot2263
      @mrrobot2263 4 роки тому +532

      Family guys used to be funny, now it tries too hard

    • @featherguardian6023
      @featherguardian6023 4 роки тому +149

      @@mrrobot2263 family guy must be cancelled again,but this time to NEVER come back.

  • @KayamaKoomori
    @KayamaKoomori 3 роки тому +4313

    "Stan....You're holding a gun to God's head. I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this."
    Honestly, the best joke in this entire show XD lol

    • @DrippyDroppa
      @DrippyDroppa 3 роки тому +21

      Other than God shooting his ass back to life!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭💀

    • @joshuagoforth1658
      @joshuagoforth1658 3 роки тому +85

      It really is whoever came up with that line is a literal genius

    • @inkwolfartandbuildingstudi3223
      @inkwolfartandbuildingstudi3223 2 роки тому +17

      Damn right, had me crying when I first saw it

    • @shayde3428
      @shayde3428 2 роки тому +4

      @@DrippyDroppa the American CPR

    • @Freedom-gl5xv
      @Freedom-gl5xv 2 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it.

  • @trisoniak5908
    @trisoniak5908 2 роки тому +113

    6:24 The guy parachuting in to a volcano is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 3 роки тому +982

    “A black and a white talking as if it’s normal”

  • @dagb3915
    @dagb3915 3 роки тому +479

    “You’re an ass Mr. smith”
    - screaming kid who had a gun pointed at him.

  • @Blueberryreborn
    @Blueberryreborn 29 днів тому +22

    3:20 bro what is that cut🤣

  • @posham219
    @posham219 3 роки тому +930

    3:15 I literally spit out my drink laughing at this

    • @DorkMatter001
      @DorkMatter001 2 роки тому +63

      Suprise!!

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 роки тому +29

      @@DorkMatter001
      (Aims)

    • @lazyl4972
      @lazyl4972 2 роки тому +51

      @@denyhaguilar679 LOOK IN YOUR HEART!

    • @tacot-rex3386
      @tacot-rex3386 2 роки тому +37

      @@lazyl4972 IM PRAYING TO YOU

    • @Cantfindaname917
      @Cantfindaname917 2 роки тому +12

      @@DorkMatter001 "uH aCtUaLlY iTs 'sUrPrIsE'!" - 🤓 2022
      nah jk nice reference to the timestamp

  • @N8Harris99
    @N8Harris99 3 роки тому +323

    3:17
    “Surprise!”
    Next frame: *being held at gunpoint* lol

  • @ILoveLLawlietxD
    @ILoveLLawlietxD 2 роки тому +82

    5:48 that's probably the most polite I've ever seen stan being towards women, even a smile on and all damn lol

  • @iv5480
    @iv5480 4 роки тому +143

    Stan pulled alot more guns than I remember in the show

  • @skyblaze1134
    @skyblaze1134 3 роки тому +318

    "Dont even think you can get out of this by shooting me"😆

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 3 роки тому +8

      Stan: *Puts the gun away*

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 2 роки тому +4

      I love how he puckers his lips when he’s scared or being told off by Francine

  • @DCxHRV
    @DCxHRV 2 роки тому +326

    10:12 I love everything about this scene 😂

  • @codybaidoo713
    @codybaidoo713 4 роки тому +504

    You missed one where rodger told stan to shoot that guy who got the last donut or something. That was funny.

    • @kingselitegaming733
      @kingselitegaming733 4 роки тому +35

      Its was the last pretzel

    • @alexrileyc
      @alexrileyc 3 роки тому +30

      @@kingselitegaming733 ...and he covered it with mustard!

    • @kingselitegaming733
      @kingselitegaming733 3 роки тому +20

      Yes lol I forgot he didn't want it because it drowned in mustard

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 роки тому +13

      This isn't over Watley!

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 3 роки тому +4

      But he even offered him the pretzel...

  • @06taxford
    @06taxford 4 роки тому +79

    This is the channel that keeps on giving!

  • @TheOriginalNyxie
    @TheOriginalNyxie 3 роки тому +571

    2:05 stan has made a point no one can argue

    • @abdior6961
      @abdior6961 2 роки тому +48

      Something that I wish more people could hear right now

    • @dolcelty
      @dolcelty 2 роки тому +30

      @@abdior6961 u really saying that after 20 kids got killed

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 роки тому +27

      And those school shooters were defending themselves against who?

    • @flainfan
      @flainfan 2 роки тому +64

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 were the shooters guns?

    • @Fattybutt23
      @Fattybutt23 2 роки тому +19

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 people with smaller guns

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able 4 роки тому +272

    "Just so you know I had the shot."

  • @MenmaKazama
    @MenmaKazama 3 роки тому +304

    1:25 lmao Berry got quiet 😂

  • @l0ne__ang3l4
    @l0ne__ang3l4 11 місяців тому +26

    This man literally just ups the blick in every situation.....and like 60% of the time it works

  • @joe.archives
    @joe.archives 4 роки тому +995

    You're holding a gun to God's head
    This cracks me up😂😂😂😂

    •  3 роки тому +50

      I can't think of a metaphor better than that.

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 3 роки тому +12

      @ there really isn’t.

    • @idakev
      @idakev 3 роки тому +13

      Love that it's basically the same voice Seth uses for Brian.

    • @anthonynava7018
      @anthonynava7018 3 роки тому +3

      Everytime 🤣🤣

  • @oatsaredelicious2521
    @oatsaredelicious2521 4 роки тому +204

    I can't believe that didn't turned roger on

  • @DeadlyPants123
    @DeadlyPants123 Рік тому +14

    My favourite quote from Stan with his gun is: “Gun, call for help!”

  • @nothingtoseehere9648
    @nothingtoseehere9648 3 роки тому +214

    Stan's gun has more screentime than most of the characters 🤣

  • @bossrob5321
    @bossrob5321 3 роки тому +95

    “Oh my”
    “Oh no”
    “Oh the baby”

  • @MrManWithPlan
    @MrManWithPlan 2 роки тому +37

    “You know about guns?”
    “Yeah”
    *instant approval*

  • @lunar3313
    @lunar3313 3 роки тому +131

    I’ve seen this video at least 10 times it’s so good, and it never gets old.

    • @lifeisgood5619
      @lifeisgood5619 3 роки тому +2

      I'm gonna comment so you may watch it again

  • @nomad155
    @nomad155 3 роки тому +112

    13:05
    Hitman when they don't fall for your trap

    • @Boomshteck
      @Boomshteck 3 роки тому +20

      Pretty accurate, you poison a drink and notice that it's not your target's lmao

  • @Jegcopo
    @Jegcopo 2 роки тому +80

    I love how the woman who chocked at 6:22 is now in heaven (6:45)

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 7 місяців тому

      Implying she was an innocent person the CIA wanted dead for some reason... Wouldn't be the first time

    • @lenanight7662
      @lenanight7662 4 місяці тому

      Nice catch!!

  • @Yung_Ianis
    @Yung_Ianis 3 роки тому +64

    "Surpriiisseee!" Not even a second later: "Look in your heart! Dont kill me!"

  • @fezzabluenose
    @fezzabluenose 4 роки тому +180

    Barry’s face when Stan puts the gun on the dashboard 😂

  • @joshuagoforth1658
    @joshuagoforth1658 3 роки тому +57

    8:09 “Steve your friend can’t stay for dinner this isn’t a stovetop stuffing commercial” 😂

  • @skiddlydiddlydoo4893
    @skiddlydiddlydoo4893 4 роки тому +137

    Dude I'm so grateful for these, American Dad is one of my favorite tv shows of all time and these videos save me from so much boredom stuck here in quarantine. Good editing with no intervals or ads pissing me off; when I can get a job again definitely sending money :)

    • @mohabeats4674
      @mohabeats4674 4 роки тому +8

      Literally same, this channel has been a lifesaver during lockdown 😂

    • @exarkun1056
      @exarkun1056 2 роки тому

      There hasn't been a quarantine you fools

  • @Bravo-06
    @Bravo-06 3 роки тому +95

    14:21 damn I think I love dark houmor

  • @scout_F2P
    @scout_F2P 18 днів тому +9

    1:58 papicra🗣️

  • @road__house
    @road__house 4 роки тому +59

    I'm actually surprised that this isn't longer... Good video though! 😊

  • @thefoxtrotter0130
    @thefoxtrotter0130 3 роки тому +72

    2:13 Stan had a great argument

    • @OofGP
      @OofGP Рік тому +6

      True

    • @thevarietychannel1017
      @thevarietychannel1017 4 місяці тому +1

      2:16 - 2:21 would make a good t-shirt quote.

    • @nombre4138
      @nombre4138 2 місяці тому

      They are desing to kill, not to do anything else

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 місяці тому +27

    0:23 Hot and ready since the Pilot!

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 роки тому +65

    10:43
    Crossovers. My favorite.

  • @ash_j_williams
    @ash_j_williams 3 роки тому +371

    2:07 love him or hate him he's spitting facts

    • @arthurmorgan7642
      @arthurmorgan7642 3 роки тому +40

      Exactly 💯
      Guns don't kill people, people kill people, so it's the people who kill on purpose we need to get rid of, not guns. Guns are a fundamental part of safety.

    • @kgkbuugj
      @kgkbuugj 3 роки тому +29

      Guns actually help save people more than they help murder people.

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 3 роки тому +20

      @@kgkbuugj plus like... if ya don't have a gun but still wanna kill one would just use.... anything else?

    • @arlwithac9285
      @arlwithac9285 3 роки тому +33

      @@jameshenderson4094 Making guns illegal will just keep them in the hands of criminals and not the innoncent hard working citizen. Plus someone planning to kill someone will not give a FUCK about gun laws. And yeah they’ll just use anything else to kill someone.

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 3 роки тому +3

      @@arlwithac9285 ye that's the point I wanted to make, I'm just not good with words

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 роки тому +21

    The fact that he treats the gun like a pet/old friend is oddly adorable.

  • @freepablo6
    @freepablo6 3 роки тому +85

    i love how dramatic Stan is😂

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 роки тому +796

    I like Stan's point where he tells the gun to kill someone. People really do kill people

    • @toastanium1143
      @toastanium1143 3 роки тому +114

      His quip is a pretty clever deconstruction of the common gun control arguments, right? He makes a pretty apt demonstration for "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but then to satire that perspective, adds "guns protect people from other people", while poking fun at american policies in general, "with smaller guns". It is like, yes guns are harmless, unless in the hands of lunatics who use them! Lunatics like me!

    • @strikingpanther0660
      @strikingpanther0660 3 роки тому +36

      Fax that’s like saying you failed your test cuz of your pencil

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 3 роки тому +60

      @@strikingpanther0660 If we banned guns people would just use pencils like John Wick

    • @rageriustheoverlord7086
      @rageriustheoverlord7086 3 роки тому +36

      @@toastanium1143 the pen wrote mein kamf

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 3 роки тому +8

      @@rageriustheoverlord7086 damn that's a great point.

  • @pathfinder011
    @pathfinder011 8 місяців тому +8

    16:54 "And BANG. Dead get in the cornfield. Crows peeking out your eyes. Momma can't find you for weeks"
    *SAVAGE*

  • @sun332s7
    @sun332s7 4 роки тому +49

    18 mins of Stan being the best character

  • @DarthWrecker
    @DarthWrecker 3 роки тому +57

    Anyone ever says stan doesn't love steve, he does, look at 3:42 he DID have a shot on him, and chose not to fire, so I mean that'd gotta count for something

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 Рік тому +6

    “Guns dont kill people, people kill people”
    This is such a line.

  • @kungfuman82
    @kungfuman82 3 роки тому +186

    4:34 love how Big Chungus has some gun repair tools in her school backpack. That’s a real American right there.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 3 роки тому +21

      Tbh tools can be used of any type so long as theyre small enough. Looks like she has a screwdriver. Not exactly a gun specific tool

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 2 роки тому +3

      It's better to repair a gun than to use a faulty one.

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 2 роки тому +2

      LOL, "Big Chungus" haha

  • @deadpoolchimichangas7111
    @deadpoolchimichangas7111 4 роки тому +78

    Just like Stan said to Steve
    Guns beat Karate always

  • @jackbelmont4389
    @jackbelmont4389 2 роки тому +29

    "Guns dont kill people, people kill people" my favorite quote 😂😂

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 3 роки тому +30

    13:36 he’s right.

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 3 роки тому +4

      True. Range has ruled the world ever since bow was introduced to the mass and used for was instead of reasonable hunting.

  • @aardwolfismymiddlename988
    @aardwolfismymiddlename988 3 роки тому +46

    1:01 I love how stan is just like, you son of a -

  • @grizzlybear6377
    @grizzlybear6377 Рік тому +28

    11:16
    Step 1 - Sympathize with the customer. This makes them like you and makes the likelihood of a sale increase.
    Step 2 - Being friendly with a customer does not make them your friend. Setting boundaries keeps things professional.
    Step 3 - If the customer shows signs of not committing to a sale, let them know you are tired of their presence immediately.

    • @brandan5708
      @brandan5708 Рік тому +2

      While this is true, this is STAN were talking about here.

    • @grizzlybear6377
      @grizzlybear6377 Рік тому +3

      @@brandan5708 Oh I know, I wrote that to describe exactly what Stan was doing. All of my jobs have involved guests/customers so I know _not_ to do what Stan did! 😂

  • @destroyerofgalaxys
    @destroyerofgalaxys 3 роки тому +49

    3:13 "hold on Jackson you're going to make it!" Jackson: *_coughs up his entire part cutely_*

  • @jayjay86443
    @jayjay86443 3 роки тому +90

    4:19
    "Just so we're clear"
    I know both Smith parents hate the shit out of her, but I just admire it was Stan who hated her first and the hardest.
    Sure she wooed him with her intricate knowledge of guns later, but nah, still reluctant on Steve dating her.

    • @ReaperBlaze76
      @ReaperBlaze76 3 роки тому +11

      I mean Francine was fine with Debbie at first until Debbie started becoming the main woman in Steve's life.

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 10 місяців тому +4

    This compilation is about the length of an entire AD episode 😂

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 3 роки тому +346

    Stan has already killed people twice in this video before that “Virgin” episode
    One of the stupidest concepts I’ve ever seen that was

    • @andrewgarrett1356
      @andrewgarrett1356 3 роки тому +87

      I know. If anything, that episode should have been a "the one that got away" type of story. Like, maybe he failed to kill the very first target that the C.I.A. assigned him and the target escaped. Despite his successes since then, Stan still thinks about that failure, and his friends help him track the target down.

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 3 роки тому +19

      You could argue that some episodes aren't canon, like the episode where Roger has to be nice to everyone but can't be nice or else he starts dying.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 3 роки тому +8

      S1 was another show like family guy post s5. Hell they even look different. Though some can argue the episodes are all out of sync so the virgin shooter episode was before he killed anyone.

    • @seangibbons2254
      @seangibbons2254 3 роки тому +8

      Wow.... seriously people, it's a fucking cartoon!!

  • @Heaven-ml3vp
    @Heaven-ml3vp 3 роки тому +47

    3:47 steve full gangsta

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 Рік тому +26

    3:58 No Stan, the CIA is not law enforcement. If anything, it's the opposite of the law

  • @acekit2562
    @acekit2562 3 роки тому +73

    5:48
    Me saying Good Morning to my Sister

  • @nwakid123
    @nwakid123 4 роки тому +421

    what teacher has a kid’s homework on his person.
    (once again thanks for the likes everyone)

    • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
      @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 роки тому +127

      Stan planned to meet with him so I’d imagine the teacher kept it on him to discuss it at some point that evening. Was a nice meeting before Stan pulled his gun.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 роки тому +15

      Nah. Stan pulling the gun made it a better meeting.

    • @nwakid123
      @nwakid123 3 роки тому +5

      @@AddictedtoAmericanDad damn you snapped 🤣

    • @zombiexbrox1152
      @zombiexbrox1152 3 роки тому +1

      But what did Stan say to Steve when he pointed the gun at him after the meeting

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 3 роки тому

      @@zombiexbrox1152 IDK. But I hear "I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE YOU THIS IS SO!"

  • @carlcowan7044
    @carlcowan7044 10 місяців тому +2

    I like how this exact American Dad UA-cam video was technically uploaded on the same date as the Jan. 6 2021 U.S. Capital Riots 😮

  • @jarrellmckenna2988
    @jarrellmckenna2988 4 роки тому +31

    Avengers Endgame ;the most anticipated crossover
    Peter , Stan , and Cleveland: Hold my glocks

  • @matt13r1
    @matt13r1 4 роки тому +42

    Don't even think you can get out of this by shooting me!

  • @idkissausername1667
    @idkissausername1667 2 роки тому +56

    9:56 Need to find me a real one like francine fr fr

  • @TheMuddyMilesTrain
    @TheMuddyMilesTrain 3 роки тому +14

    i hope people truly appreciate this channel. they don't just upload random clips, but they often chronologically go through seasons and the amount of time put into this in general isn't easy. i'm sure people do though. thanks again!

  • @jangofett1623
    @jangofett1623 3 роки тому +46

    2:15 that was such an powerful point

  • @cooperl4628
    @cooperl4628 3 роки тому +358

    I think Stan makes a very good point when arguing with Hayley about how guns kill. It isn’t the gun that is dangerous, but the person who is using it. The same goes for anything used as a weapon.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 2 роки тому +29

      Oh the loaded gun is still pretty dangerous. It's a weapon used to kill after all. Same with a sword or a spear. Play with any of those and someone could die.

    • @mrmemes717
      @mrmemes717 2 роки тому +42

      A loaded firearm is inherently dangerous. They're designed to kill in defence. However, If you put a fully loaded pistol on a kitchen table with no one around to pick it up it's doing jack all unless you have a dangerously shitty handgun or something has seriously failed. Just don't ever play with a gun, and treat it as if it's always loaded.

    • @juiceoverflow
      @juiceoverflow 2 роки тому

      It's not a good point because guns enable people to kill other people easier or at a larger scale

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 роки тому +7

      People shouldnt have weapons anyway

    • @Eking-su3tr
      @Eking-su3tr 2 роки тому +27

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 a kitchen knife.....😐

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 4 роки тому +201

    3:11 I mean we’ve seen Jackson throughout the rest of the series.
    So Stan wasn’t wrong.