American Dad - Stan Pulls Out His Gun
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- Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns protect people from smaller guns.
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“I use that pantry a lot.”
“And the paprika not enough.”
Didn’t need a gun to fire those shots
Your picture reminds me of discord.
One of these days I'll get that joke at the most unexpected times.
@@Toyslasher He has the same profile picture as the guy I’m a moderator for on a discord server.
I don get it
@@domsquaaa4323 the Paprika is still full and not on the daily meals that Stan likes
Stan: About to shoot the man
Francine: No
Stan: Dammit
My favorite one 🤣
murican dad
That was more his "dammit" face
Don't forget he was about to shoot his wife for Valentines Day.
😂😂😂
the way how he intimidates people by just showing his gun is always gonna be one of my favorite joke in the series lol
they did that in jumpstreet ua-cam.com/video/EWb18edcizI/v-deo.html
@@Dilllonm lol thats great
Yoo I remember your old vids, how have you been?
Anime is gay
@@gamesonyophone712 yes
I love how Stan repeatedly pulls a gun on his family and friends but is somehow still a way better father than Peter griffin
I don’t see peetah putting a gun to gods head to save his family.
@@hansofaxaliahe worked with death to save his marriage however.
@@Sapphiregamer8605after he ruined it, there’s been like 8 episodes of Peter being a dick to his family or neglectful but he never changes. On the last day in earth he ditched his family to have a day of fun
@@metis7534 a man needs a break sometimes, right?
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lmao of course this one is almost 20 minutes.
🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even notice it until you mentioned it
murica
@ JV 136 I don’t get it
Looter!!
Self-Defense!”
Fuckin love that scene
A black and white talking like it's normal
I'm not racist I was just finishing your quote
Hellsing inferno "Peter what are you doing?! It's me, Cleveland."
@@vicentserrano9268 everybody just shut up just shut up let me think
@@hellsinginferno6359 "stan! Have you-" stan accidentally shoot Francine's left shoulder.
@@vicentserrano9268 well that's American Dad
9:29 idk why but I think it's kind of sweet that Francine is the only person that can stop Stan from using his gun to solve his problems lol
Technically he COULD get out of this by shooting her but francine is just that powerful TT
And at 1:00
Francine would probably put the bullets in him by hand if he tried
That's the joke, that's why.
@@ILoveLLawlietxD ironic though because Stan has shot Francine before
10:28 My guy shot his gun before he even pulled it out… and it still made the shot, what a legend
Am I not in trouble for being a spyyy?
Oh no you are
Can you believe that guy?
You Dutch are alright tho
Now i have a question, do all your ovens smell like farts?
"I'm gonna set the record for shooting a woman in the face the most times in a row", damn, Stan has some badass lines
Alihandro!!! Fire up the balloon!!
8:00
@@matt13r1 Alejandro*
Basically not even once.
lol
Is no one gonna talk about the most passive agressive move ever as Stan just quietly places the gun on the dashboard XD
My favorite moment in the entire series. I die laughing every time I watch and it took me forever to find it. Awesome🤣
@@mb0114 me too
As opposed to his aggressive aggressive just pulling it out for zero fucking reason and sticking it in someone's face
1:23
That's a god tier power move
"Pen gun mightier than the sword. Sword gun mightier than the pen gun." Is probably my favorite joke in the whole show
"and the paprika not enough"
2:40 I find it really weird that the teacher had the assignment right in his pocket like he was somehow expecting that to happen
To be fair, if I were a teacher and caught someone so obviously cheating they didn't even check what language it was written with, I'd keep that paper. I'd want it *framed* in the classroom.
Especially if their dad is a crazy man with a gun
“He’s got a Heaven gun!”
Why do we have those again?
@@spectreagent00 to protect peopke from smaller earth guns
*”**6:45**”*
@@spectreagent00 it would’ve been funny as heck if somebody just shouted Lucifer in the background. Because fallen angels would be the easiest reason to have it.
Profile pic checks out
He doesn’t use his gun as much as he used to
He got lazier throughout the seasons. That’s what I didn’t like about it. Roger carries the show more than Stan now
@Ava :3 yes but not as much. Thats why I said he got lazier
@@DinkLink well said
I’ve noticed some episodes it’s like he’s not even an agent but just some random loser who can’t fight. But those are rare episodes
@@DinkLink wow someone who understands a character can change in 20 seasons. not a lot of people like that round these parts
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."
Gets me every time.
Most murican saying ever 😂
Based
2:05 stan has made a point no one can argue
Something that I wish more people could hear right now
@@abdior6961 u really saying that after 20 kids got killed
And those school shooters were defending themselves against who?
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 were the shooters guns?
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 people with smaller guns
Other Addicted to American Dad's a few minutes.
Stan pulls a gun 18 minutes.
He has been doing longer uploads lately.
is this kink or fetish?
@@Constavlos Yes.
“this time it was toast Hailey, this time.”🤣
lmao he was expecting something else to pop out from the toaster??
It’s Hayley
CMPASSIONATELY#CROSSROADSLEE KEN
You just never know whats gunna come out of your toaster, gotta be prepared.
@@traintrack3761 same thing, different vowel
it's hard to believe that Stan has only picked up his gun for 18 minutes
"you're holding a gun to god's head." the fact that it's literally just seth macfarlane doing his own voice is the best.
Therapist: Don’t worry, sideways facing Stan isn’t real.
Sideways facing Stan: 0:23 ......
As cursed as sideways facing Joe swanson
“Hayley facing the screen also isn’t real.”
Front-facing Hayley: 0:28
Worst thing is he fired 19 shots while facing side ways.
@@bumblebee8903 Hayley doesn’t look bad front facing. Stan looks scary
His chin doesn’t look as big as I thought it was
It is quite interesting how often he does that, but given his profession and temperament, it isn’t surprising.
Well hes pulls it out but canonically for years he never shot and killed someone.
@@WaxierWarrior True, but he came close more than a few times and meant it.
They should have a character who's basically the same guy but without all the experience and skill of being a CIA human. Like he has the gun but hit the wrong button and his mag flys out.
He could also be a cop If you look how often he pulls his gun for no reason...
Indeed
17:00
“ Your an ass Mr. Smith. “ I find that line so wholesome and so historical at the same time. 😇🤣
0:48, I like how aside from his two pistols he also accidentally pulled out a medieval flail, I like to think he just had that in his back pocket for when he ran out of ammo
I'm surprised the flail didn't catch on him.
american dad is just 10 levels above Family guy
Family guy is so unfunny
SCREW FAMILY GUY,IT CAN ROTT IN HELL IF I CARE
YES!!!!!!
Family guys used to be funny, now it tries too hard
@@mrrobot2263 family guy must be cancelled again,but this time to NEVER come back.
“That’s weird I use that pantry a lot”
“And the paprika not enough”
Still Seth's best joke.
I heard the shots from over here
I saw this right after I heard the line
As someone who loves quality food, I can confirm that Paprika is criminally under-used...
6:24 The guy parachuting in to a volcano is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
10:12 I love everything about this scene 😂
"Hes got a heaven gun, those can kill anybody." "Why do we have those"
Probably someone needing to compensate for something behind the pearly gates, haha.
Demons.
@@Reapermaskhybrid its obvious for killing demons
@@chewee4ever811 I was making a joke, man. Still, Stan pulling a gun to God's head is ballsy and my geek side can't help but smile as I remember the final boss of Persona 5 ending with Joker shooting God in the face with the power of Satanael.
@@FallenOne669What about Light Arrows? 😂
“and the paprika not enough” 😂😂😂
5:48 that's probably the most polite I've ever seen stan being towards women, even a smile on and all damn lol
"LOOTER!"
"SELF-DEFENSE!"
"A BLACK AND A WHITE TALKING AS IF IT'S NORMAL!"
Best part hands down. The storm trilogy between Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show was great.
Stan: **expert in hand-to-hand combat**
Also Stan: **gets bullied by his childhood bully; Stelio Cantos**
You doubt the skill of Stelio and his apprentice Luis?!
If we could all be so foolish.
It's Stelio Cantos that's why
Batman has "knightfall" bane, Stan has Stelio Cantos
@@Shuyin781 ...... And Luis...
@@erikurizita6702 Steve has Luis
"Surprise!!!😃"
"LOOK IN YOUR HEART....🥺"
I’m praying to you
the fuck
Bro that cut was legendary. Roger comes out of the bag to surprise stan and the next clip is him begging for his life lmao
3:17
That’s the best clip😂
“You know about guns?”
“Yeah”
*instant approval*
9:56 Need to find me a real one like francine fr fr
“A black and a white talking as if it’s normal”
Peter you know me
@@xoceanxuniverse3856Shut up! Everyone let me think!
Hey Stan the gun fires
That scene gets me every time
Classic American Dad
Can we talk about how "You're holding a gun to God's head" is such a god-term metaphor
I hate that God sounds like Brian Griffin. Whenever I hear Brian Griffin's voice, I just get pissed off knowing that hypocritical, arrogant, self-righteous horn dog that is just basically Seth MacFarlane's OC is still alive in the show.
Does anyone else have this problem?
@@zacharylandrum4789 most of the characters in family guy are Seth’s ocs because he made the show and voices those characters
@@zacharylandrum4789 it's a show, if you get annoyed over a character that's supposed to be designed to take the piss out of a stereotype/ the creator of the show then maybe anything with Seth MacFarlanes normal voice in it isn't for you
I was just about to comment about it
It never fails to bring a smile to my face
I love how the woman who chocked at 6:22 is now in heaven (6:45)
Implying she was an innocent person the CIA wanted dead for some reason... Wouldn't be the first time
Nice catch!!
My favourite quote from Stan with his gun is: “Gun, call for help!”
“You’re an ass Mr. smith”
- screaming kid who had a gun pointed at him.
THUG LIFE
100th liker
His name is Johnny
Fax
“I made lemonade and fudge!”
I actually love Stan, the juxtaposition between being a cia killing machine to a dunce who is so oblivious is so funny
Makes him seem more well rounded
11:56 OHH DA BABY
LET'S GOOOO!!!
8:09 “Steve your friend can’t stay for dinner this isn’t a stovetop stuffing commercial” 😂
"Stan....You're holding a gun to God's head. I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this."
Honestly, the best joke in this entire show XD lol
Other than God shooting his ass back to life!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭💀
It really is whoever came up with that line is a literal genius
Damn right, had me crying when I first saw it
@@deonbeasley6551 the American CPR
I don’t get it.
You're holding a gun to God's head
This cracks me up😂😂😂😂
I can't think of a metaphor better than that.
@ there really isn’t.
Love that it's basically the same voice Seth uses for Brian.
Everytime 🤣🤣
I think Stan makes a very good point when arguing with Hayley about how guns kill. It isn’t the gun that is dangerous, but the person who is using it. The same goes for anything used as a weapon.
Oh the loaded gun is still pretty dangerous. It's a weapon used to kill after all. Same with a sword or a spear. Play with any of those and someone could die.
A loaded firearm is inherently dangerous. They're designed to kill in defence. However, If you put a fully loaded pistol on a kitchen table with no one around to pick it up it's doing jack all unless you have a dangerously shitty handgun or something has seriously failed. Just don't ever play with a gun, and treat it as if it's always loaded.
It's not a good point because guns enable people to kill other people easier or at a larger scale
People shouldnt have weapons anyway
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 a kitchen knife.....😐
3:47 steve full gangsta
3:17
“Surprise!”
Next frame: *being held at gunpoint* lol
Roger: LOOK IN YOUR HEART!
@@charlescalvin9503 “what heart?”
Feelings are for ladies
😂😂
3:15 I literally spit out my drink laughing at this
Suprise!!
@@DorkMatter001
(Aims)
@@denyhaguilar679 LOOK IN YOUR HEART!
@@lazyl4972 IM PRAYING TO YOU
@@DorkMatter001 "uH aCtUaLlY iTs 'sUrPrIsE'!" - 🤓 2022
nah jk nice reference to the timestamp
This man literally just ups the blick in every situation.....and like 60% of the time it works
6:58 god sounds like Brian from family guy. Seth really must like the sound of his own voices.
It’s just being creative and honestly smart as well cause that’s another actor you don’t have to pay lmaooo
Made him a rich as fuck so yeah use all the voices you can use lmao
15:13 I love how much Stan gets into the little imaginary scenario, so much so that he watches Roger’s imaginary bullets fly through the air and even takes the time to throw them away before he starts running again. And of course Roger is into it immediately and goes along with him. Such an awesome little moment with these two, I love it.
They may have their differences and everything, but they're absolutely very good friends when it comes down to it
and his saying "bam bam bam" as hes shooting actual bullets is hilarious
@@jessefram2432 lmao I never realised that before, that’s hilarious
"Dont even think you can get out of this by shooting me"😆
Stan: *Puts the gun away*
I love how he puckers his lips when he’s scared or being told off by Francine
"Guns dont kill people, people kill people" my favorite quote 😂😂
🎵You think that people would've had enough of silly love songs!🎵
2:43 *I LOOK AROUND ME, AND I SEE IT ISN'T SO!!*
🤣Also, love the Miller's Crossing bit at 3:19
THANK YOU
I could not for the life of me understand what he said there (also you providing context, perfect, much appreciated)
15:22 I love how he actually tries to catch it, then throws it on the floor
"Just so you know I had the shot."
What episode is that from anyway???
@@pizzaboi1008 idk
6:52 God sounds like Brian lol
He was voiced by Seth McFarland who also voiced Brian
“He’s got a heaven gun!”
“Why do we have those again?” 😂😂
You missed one where rodger told stan to shoot that guy who got the last donut or something. That was funny.
Its was the last pretzel
@@kingselitegaming733 ...and he covered it with mustard!
Yes lol I forgot he didn't want it because it drowned in mustard
This isn't over Watley!
But he even offered him the pretzel...
1:25 lmao Berry got quiet 😂
Awesome
Those who come up with an idea, Stan takes them and makes them his own.
13:43 you should have a gun right here, oh god!! There's it is 🤣🤣🤣
4:50 is literally THE BEST MATCH for Stan. They should have married. Mister and Mrs Smith - get it. TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER.
“Oh my”
“Oh no”
“Oh the baby”
2:13 Stan had a great argument
True
The fact that he treats the gun like a pet/old friend is oddly adorable.
I love how Stan just proved the point that guns don't kill, it's the people who use guns that kill
Stan pulled alot more guns than I remember in the show
13:05
Hitman when they don't fall for your trap
Pretty accurate, you poison a drink and notice that it's not your target's lmao
"He's got a Heaven gun!"
"Those can kill anybody!"
"Why do we have those again?"
3:58 No Stan, the CIA is not law enforcement. If anything, it's the opposite of the law
I can't believe that didn't turned roger on
Stan's gun has more screentime than most of the characters 🤣
Fans: Why do you use guns so much?
Stan: It’s called *American* dad for a reason
11:16
Step 1 - Sympathize with the customer. This makes them like you and makes the likelihood of a sale increase.
Step 2 - Being friendly with a customer does not make them your friend. Setting boundaries keeps things professional.
Step 3 - If the customer shows signs of not committing to a sale, let them know you are tired of their presence immediately.
While this is true, this is STAN were talking about here.
@@brandan5708 Oh I know, I wrote that to describe exactly what Stan was doing. All of my jobs have involved guests/customers so I know _not_ to do what Stan did! 😂
2:07 love him or hate him he's spitting facts
Exactly 💯
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, so it's the people who kill on purpose we need to get rid of, not guns. Guns are a fundamental part of safety.
Guns actually help save people more than they help murder people.
@@kgkbuugj plus like... if ya don't have a gun but still wanna kill one would just use.... anything else?
@@jameshenderson4094 Making guns illegal will just keep them in the hands of criminals and not the innoncent hard working citizen. Plus someone planning to kill someone will not give a FUCK about gun laws. And yeah they’ll just use anything else to kill someone.
@@arlwithac9285 ye that's the point I wanted to make, I'm just not good with words
Barry’s face when Stan puts the gun on the dashboard 😂
"And the paprika not enough" caught me off guard lol, made me snort my gin smh
11:41 “stay away from that bad bad man you sweet sweet dolphin”*proceeds to kill the dolphins and not the guy* had me in stitches and sore ribs
*oh the baby..*
But Stan!
If you know what dolpins are really like, then it hits double when stan calls them sweet, sweet dolphins
This is the channel that keeps on giving!
14:21 damn I think I love dark houmor
The whole “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people” is actual wisdom.
This compilation is about the length of an entire AD episode 😂
"Surpriiisseee!" Not even a second later: "Look in your heart! Dont kill me!"
what teacher has a kid’s homework on his person.
(once again thanks for the likes everyone)
Stan planned to meet with him so I’d imagine the teacher kept it on him to discuss it at some point that evening. Was a nice meeting before Stan pulled his gun.
Nah. Stan pulling the gun made it a better meeting.
@@AddictedtoAmericanDad damn you snapped 🤣
But what did Stan say to Steve when he pointed the gun at him after the meeting
@@zombiexbrox1152 IDK. But I hear "I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE YOU THIS IS SO!"
I love every time that he just take out his gun and puts it on the table 😂
“Pen gun. Mightier than the sword.”
“Sword gun. Mightier than the pen gun.”
“I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE IT ISNT SO!!”
“what?”
“I MEAN WHYD YOU CHEAT?”
Stan‘s guns:
Glock: 17 Shots
Pen Gun: Mightier than a Sword
Sword Gun: Mightier than the Pen Gun
AR-15: Full Auto
MK-5: Full Auto
MAC-10: Full Auto
Paprica: 100 Procent efficient and disguise
I like Stan's point where he tells the gun to kill someone. People really do kill people
His quip is a pretty clever deconstruction of the common gun control arguments, right? He makes a pretty apt demonstration for "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but then to satire that perspective, adds "guns protect people from other people", while poking fun at american policies in general, "with smaller guns". It is like, yes guns are harmless, unless in the hands of lunatics who use them! Lunatics like me!
Fax that’s like saying you failed your test cuz of your pencil
@@strikingpanther0660 If we banned guns people would just use pencils like John Wick
@@toastanium1143 the pen wrote mein kamf
@@rageriustheoverlord7086 damn that's a great point.
13:36 he’s right.
True. Range has ruled the world ever since bow was introduced to the mass and used for was instead of reasonable hunting.
2:04 LMAO best part 😂
"I can't believe this house is teaming with guns. Guns kill! Oh guns kill? Is that right? Well let's see about that. Ok gun, kill. Go ahead kill someone. Don't be shy.
See? Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."
9:39 You Had To Remember!
Most of these were at his kids. His kids.
To be fair: They are lucky they are family... Lucky.
5:48
Me saying Good Morning to my Sister
Wow
I've always loved the fact that this is a compilation of Stan simply pulling out his gun(s), and not always shooting them. Makes the 18 minute runtime more unique.
" you can't get out of this by shooting me " francine just gets stan
Just like Stan said to Steve
Guns beat Karate always
well Stan is right
4:34 love how Big Chungus has some gun repair tools in her school backpack. That’s a real American right there.
Tbh tools can be used of any type so long as theyre small enough. Looks like she has a screwdriver. Not exactly a gun specific tool
It's better to repair a gun than to use a faulty one.
LOL, "Big Chungus" haha
"There is only one thing you need to know about karate, and it is that *guns* best karate."
Best American Dad joke
Stan’s gun has more screen time than shanks