Artosis Being Hilarious For 30 min

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  • @YoungGandalf2325
    @YoungGandalf2325 11 місяців тому +54

    If units in the game responded to voice commands, Artosis would be unstoppable. Or his army would stage a coup.

    • @dizastro5437
      @dizastro5437 11 місяців тому +3

      Best of a day. Proper respect to you for the comment of that day.. gg

  • @acardioxc
    @acardioxc 11 місяців тому +28

    "Disgust is my natural state" - Arty ... words to live by

  • @ahejleira5654
    @ahejleira5654 11 місяців тому +11

    Arty A moves marines into zealots. "I'm trying my best here".

  • @BaldBearded101
    @BaldBearded101 11 місяців тому +13

    I feel like Artosis has such hatred in his blood that if you cut him, his blood would melt through his floor like a Xenomorph. I mean that in the most respectful way.

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 10 місяців тому +2

      Too much salt for liquid blood, probably some sort of powder.

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 11 місяців тому +51

    I'll never get tired of a grown man with four kids lose his mind over balance if a nearly 30 year old game.

    • @variable57
      @variable57 11 місяців тому +2

      And as a grown man with two kids I’ll never get tired of watching a grown man with four kids lose his mind over balance in a 30 year old game.😂😂

    • @sadgfasdg542
      @sadgfasdg542 11 місяців тому +1

      What will his children think when they grow up and see all these clips?

    • @true_xander
      @true_xander 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@sadgfasdg542they'll agree that the game is f-king imbalanced.

    • @sadgfasdg542
      @sadgfasdg542 10 місяців тому

      🤣@@true_xander

    • @sadgfasdg542
      @sadgfasdg542 8 місяців тому

      @@true_xander perfect answer still find it's funny :D

  • @mostverticalproductions4808
    @mostverticalproductions4808 11 місяців тому +10

    I love hearing him scream in agony, and then turning around and losing his shit.

  • @Tootbook
    @Tootbook 10 місяців тому +2

    I dont even watch these, this is just ASMR i listen to while working

  • @ATOQ777
    @ATOQ777 11 місяців тому +5

    Damn, must've been a hard day

  • @samharkin9981
    @samharkin9981 11 місяців тому +4

    Sometimes when you play rock, paper, scissors, you lose. Getting salty is hilarious though

  • @Supahvegetah
    @Supahvegetah 11 місяців тому +29

    I got clickbaited. Where is the other 1 minute 26 seconds???

    • @JoshButterballs
      @JoshButterballs 11 місяців тому +1

      only gold members get those

    • @bluewker
      @bluewker 11 місяців тому +7

      It was going to be 30 minutes but the some of the video clips didn't build even tho he sent the editor to make them.

    • @yaboityler2617
      @yaboityler2617 9 місяців тому

      And where was him being hilarious for 28 minutes?

  • @kiraxalex2736
    @kiraxalex2736 11 місяців тому +4

    40:43 FUNNIEST PART 😂😂😂

  • @jirihutecka9020
    @jirihutecka9020 11 місяців тому

    14:46 thx for giving me genuine laughter in the morning before work. I needed that. 😉

  • @Arclogger
    @Arclogger 11 місяців тому +3

    The mental whiplash from reconciling Professional Artosis the great commentator vs Streaming Artosis the raging scrub (in the Sirlinian sense, obviously he's quite good and knowledgeable at the game) sure is something. Gonna have to assume it's a shtick to draw in the CPM to maintain my Tastosis-headcanon.

  • @IfNedWereHere
    @IfNedWereHere 11 місяців тому +1

    Damn…… got called a chobo….. 😂

  • @basimaziz
    @basimaziz 11 місяців тому +1

    Love these stream highlight videos. Good stuff.

  • @antilarge7860
    @antilarge7860 3 місяці тому

    I have watched RT for DECADES. It's a right of passage to donate and troll him at least once. We love you RT, hope to continue to watch Broodwar with you forever

  • @slavdecepticon
    @slavdecepticon 10 місяців тому +1

    LTT (LowTierTerran)

  • @marcelbenner993
    @marcelbenner993 11 місяців тому

    In my opinion Artosis is the most hilarious when he claims that when Real Madrid wins the Champions League, they are not the best team in the world cause they never won the Premier League. Even though the smashed the top teams of the Premier League time and time again in the Champions League with win rates that no other Premier League Team ever came even close to.
    But let's transfer this little metaphor to SC2:
    - There is a player who achieved the Triple Crown twice, which only 2 other players achieved.
    - There is a player who has the highest win rate vs Korean players in 5 years out of 13 StarCraft2 years (2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023).
    - There is a player who won the world championship twice (most wins among two others)
    - There is a player who holds the longest winning streak against at least Top 100 players (47 consecutive wins)
    - There is a player who holds the longest winning streak against top Koreans (19 consecutive wins; achieved 2 times)
    - There is a player who achieved an over 90% match win rate in a year (2023) overall - which no one else ever achieved
    - There is a player who achieved an over 73% (73,24%) game win rate in a year (2023) vs Koreans
    - which no one else ever achieved (closest is Serral with 69,86% in 2018 and Maru’s 69,44% also in 2023).
    - There is a player who achieved an over 85% (!!!!) match win rate in three years (2018, 2020, 2023) vs Koreans. The next best other player being Maru with 78% in 2023 and herO with 74% in 2017.
    - There is a player who has by far the most Premier Tournaments wins with top Korean participation (16) and overall (25)
    - There is a player who has NO negative win rate vs ANY pro player since his first Premier Tournament win in 2015 which he played on a regular basis (at least 10 games) - which no one else ever achieved
    Here are these player’s records against these very top Koreans (wins:Korean player wins: draws):
    vs Maru: 14:4:2
    vs Dark: 9:5:1
    vs GuMiho: 10:4:0
    vs Solar: 16:7:1
    vs Cure: 17:3:0
    vs ByuN: 13:5:0
    vs Classic: 8:2:0
    vs Bunny: 9:2:0
    vs stats: 9:4:0
    vs soO: 8:4:0
    vs Innovation: 16:8:0
    vs Rogue: 8:7:0
    vs Trap: 14:3:0
    vs Zest: 10:5:0
    This player is Serral, who has an over 85% win rate vs top Korean players in 3 years (Maru is the closest with 78% in one year)... does anyone seriously doubt he would have never won a GSL if he was born Korean? That idea is so utterly absurd that it is simply turbo-cope at this point.
    If the only reply to the GOAT debate is "meh, GSL" then you know there is no argument. Out of the last 6 years only 2 years did we see a Korean World Champion. They still have the widest, strong player base but the best of the best are elsewhere too. And Serral - if you purely look at the statistics - is undeniably the GOAT of Starcraft 2.

  • @lifenote1943
    @lifenote1943 11 місяців тому +1

    I love artosis

  • @dizastro5437
    @dizastro5437 11 місяців тому

    SC old school is hilarity. Artosis a runner up. Extremely close...

  • @adam92012
    @adam92012 9 місяців тому +1

    Your beginning scv split, along with every scv-to-mineral after one pops out is unhinged. Why click-to-move a scv so many times next to the mineral line, just to right click a mineral field after?? Back to basics…

  • @DjAtmaWeapon
    @DjAtmaWeapon 11 місяців тому

    Honestly, he is so right all the time.

  • @AkudamaEXE
    @AkudamaEXE 11 місяців тому +1

    am I just drunk or does his face cam and hand cam arranged that way make him look like a trex?

  • @saberfry
    @saberfry 11 місяців тому

    Can we please get Verner Hertzog to read out an Artosis rant about terran. I think it would be very funny.

  • @Mbd82
    @Mbd82 11 місяців тому

    Love the format! Two suggestions:
    1. Fast forward parts where he doesnt talk (instead of cutting) so we know what happened
    2. The most crucial part is the mmr change after the game, it has to be shown, like that’s what Im watching for.
    Basically what this channel did, it was perfection (altough I do enjoy the fancy edits here) youtube.com/@LastNightonArtosis?si=K_geIjbmW7aF0bs0

  • @jirihutecka9020
    @jirihutecka9020 11 місяців тому +1

    Can someone tell me how ranks on ladder work? You start as A and Arty is S ? What is between?

    • @ArtosisTV
      @ArtosisTV  11 місяців тому +5

      S (Best)
      A
      B
      C
      D
      E
      F (Worst)

    • @jirihutecka9020
      @jirihutecka9020 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ArtosisTV Thx Arty. 🙂

  • @blDraX
    @blDraX 10 місяців тому

    Guys please help me understand, I'm genuinely confused: Artosis has been my favourite SC2 personality while I played and watched the game. I enjoyed his analyses, his casting and just his general personality. I haven't followed him throughout the last few years since my interested in the game dwindled but now the YT algorithm has been showing me some StarCraft stuff again like this video and I am somewhat shocked. Is this 2024 Artosis? Screaming at the game, insulting his opponents, blaming game mechanics and non-stop cursing? This video just feels like 30 minutes pure frustration, no joy at all, and it breaks my heart. :( Was this just a bad day or is this some kind of intended on-stream personality thing I'm too dense to grasp?

    • @yaboityler2617
      @yaboityler2617 9 місяців тому +2

      This is arty when he isn't on someone else's payroll. It's half a character and half genuine animosity. But he knows how to play up that hate for the camera and his fans find it funny

  • @Yonny316
    @Yonny316 11 місяців тому

    Congerats

  • @macmaac7148
    @macmaac7148 11 місяців тому

    RT IS a chobo... thats it, thats life. He does great things. Maybe RT goes for Paraolypics in SC, probably he geht a fur or sthn. Gogo arty

  • @richardnguyen2914
    @richardnguyen2914 11 місяців тому +1

    Lmfaoooo

  • @Hagane17
    @Hagane17 8 місяців тому +1

    Protoss zerg IMBA
    Terran Under Powered.
    Only play Terran and talk about all their advantages.
    Lose anyway.
    Complain the other player is bad.
    Never change RT.

  • @kassokilleri2ff
    @kassokilleri2ff 11 місяців тому +2

    It's crazy to me that a b rank player can beat a player who is on the edge of S rank.
    In sc2 if I'm diamond I am NEVER losing to anyone who is platinum. I don't care what they're doing they can never beat me. Hell, if in high up in diamond pushing against masters I will never lose to a low diamond player.
    If I'm in masters I never lose to a diamond player unless he's about to be promoted and I would check and they would get promoted either from beating me or in the next few games.
    Yet it feels like to me that in broodwar the game is so hard I would think that the stratification between skill levels would be much higher. That like a high a would never lose to a even a medium A.
    My pc dead so I can't play. But I will buy a new pc this year.
    But then if I'm playing on NA it's completely different than Korea.

    • @louissnuggleton4544
      @louissnuggleton4544 2 місяці тому

      dafuck are you talking about. diamond in 2024 is literally worth 0. i didnt play this game for 10 years came back and got diamond. your rank doesnt mean shit in sc2

  • @nanotech2080
    @nanotech2080 11 місяців тому +1

    Not gonna lie, it's kinda weird posting that about yourself in the 3rd person on your own channel

  • @ac9928
    @ac9928 11 місяців тому

    xxxxxxxtm cux

  • @UnsoberIdiot
    @UnsoberIdiot 11 місяців тому +2

    "hilarious"
    sure

    • @Xenomorphin1
      @Xenomorphin1 11 місяців тому +1

      Right? It's concerning that people find raging "hilarious".

  • @TylerClibbon
    @TylerClibbon 11 місяців тому +1

    not into men calling people bitches, pretty tacky idk

  • @maximilianw9671
    @maximilianw9671 11 місяців тому

    Tbh he just played really bad this time :(

  • @BruteFrostLord
    @BruteFrostLord 11 місяців тому

    what's the game in the 2nd part of the video?