The Guy Just Cheeses EVERY GAME!!!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @VieneLea
    @VieneLea Рік тому +129

    Shout out to the Blizzard developer who, upon hearing that RT prepared for TvPs, flicked the "Zerg" switch

    • @DannTeBg
      @DannTeBg Рік тому +4

      *unranked pro gamer zerg

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 місяців тому +1

      "Sir... a second zerg has matched against Artosis."

  • @myfaceisonfire6985
    @myfaceisonfire6985 Рік тому +68

    this video has made my life substantially better

  • @LoOziS
    @LoOziS Рік тому +123

    Can watching this man's anguish ever get old?

    • @pullerschubserwilli4251
      @pullerschubserwilli4251 Рік тому +10

      Yes.

    • @dewwwd3431
      @dewwwd3431 Рік тому +7

      No it cannot I love it, he looks and acts just like I imagined all Starcraft players back in the day before I even ever knew what they looked like

    • @bradpeterson4258
      @bradpeterson4258 Рік тому +1

      No

    • @Some_guy_with_a_beard
      @Some_guy_with_a_beard Рік тому +4

      Not in this lifetime

    • @GokenSayajin
      @GokenSayajin 9 місяців тому +1

      I don't get how artosis' stream community has fevilved to the point of straight assaulting the ears of my man in some of the best non Korean SC: BW we may see in a good while

  • @DarkNova50
    @DarkNova50 Рік тому +103

    I've got to say, I didn't have the best day today. But the thought of Artosis continuously languishing on the ladder, being trolled by his followers, and deriving nothing but pain from something he once loved has really put a spring in my step.

    • @acardioxc
      @acardioxc Рік тому +18

      This post wins the day, haha. I just imagine the perspective of RTs wife, trying to take care of 4 kids and hearing screaming coming from his office. Then seeing him coming out dejected every day and going to the freezer for an ice cream cone.

  • @julka159tyu
    @julka159tyu Рік тому +11

    “I’m very excited” - last famous words

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace Рік тому +43

    How dare that protoss make units and send them to Arty's base lol

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 місяців тому +1

      How dare they play the game

    • @lukelaser5397
      @lukelaser5397 3 місяці тому +1

      Lol rts is dying and it'd a good thing.

  • @odoacredacalcutta5085
    @odoacredacalcutta5085 Рік тому +14

    lol, the ending where he actually blames his wife for his misery was intense.

  • @Slurvydervish
    @Slurvydervish Рік тому +6

    I feel that every single unit is made to counter Terran units. Being a Terran main in BW is an absolute struggle, they're practically antagonized in the ladder, and it is so rewarding to actually beat a single freaking person, especially vs toss.

  • @SvensPron
    @SvensPron Рік тому +19

    When Artosis calls you a f*cking moron, that's actually a compliment

  • @JamesFenczik
    @JamesFenczik Рік тому +18

    "stop winning! you're not playing right!" lol. the toddler defense

  • @alextaylor6793
    @alextaylor6793 Рік тому +8

    When passion send you mad lol

  • @DrZergling
    @DrZergling Рік тому +9

    Your anger is not good for your soul.

    • @TehKorwinMikke
      @TehKorwinMikke 4 місяці тому +1

      It's good for his bank account though.

  • @catchmyscoober
    @catchmyscoober Рік тому +17

    Never turn the thing you love into a job.

    • @EGGJAZZ
      @EGGJAZZ 5 місяців тому +2

      dunno man he makes bank

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 4 місяці тому +2

      @@EGGJAZZ doubt, streamers dont make much, the top 5 maybe millions, but most are about slightly less than an office job salary just enough to stay afloat

    • @EGGJAZZ
      @EGGJAZZ 4 місяці тому

      @@soldier22881 he definetly does lol check how much people donate

  • @AlexLopez-pk3ix
    @AlexLopez-pk3ix Рік тому +1

    This is comedy gold I am dying

  • @basimaziz
    @basimaziz Рік тому

    14:42 LOL. "My medics are so stupid, it hurts my feelings." LOL!!!!!!

  • @owenthailand
    @owenthailand Рік тому +11

    Both Artosis and Mephisto are lord of hatred.

  • @sergiopabzu6692
    @sergiopabzu6692 Рік тому +23

    Artosis does the same thing every single game and expects different results.

  • @davidbang9625
    @davidbang9625 Рік тому +1

    This video was soothing ahhhh....

  • @llJiggyFlyll
    @llJiggyFlyll Рік тому +7

    In the beginning, I was actually worried when RT talked about retiring his build. But when the chips were down, it was a joy to see guys in the chat get treated with the ol'classic 'No expand 0-0 4-Fact push'. The build almost never wins, but it generates rage highlights like no other.

  • @dionowen6050
    @dionowen6050 Рік тому +2

    RT we just want you to be happy.

  • @visitante-pc5zc
    @visitante-pc5zc Рік тому +3

    Awesome

  • @ASOT666
    @ASOT666 7 місяців тому +2

    this was fucking hilarious, especially the way the commentors were tilting him lmfao

  • @mg0
    @mg0 Рік тому

    This is brilliant comedy.

  • @socrattt
    @socrattt Місяць тому

    Artosis is what happens when God creates a meme of a meme.

  • @JonasVieth-eo8zq
    @JonasVieth-eo8zq Рік тому +1

    "You're actually one of the dumbest humans to have been born, your genetic line should end."
    I bet Frost Giant has Artosis at #1 contender to be the face of Stormgate!

  • @Conya1337
    @Conya1337 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the video
    made me smile

  • @AlexLopez-pk3ix
    @AlexLopez-pk3ix Рік тому

    Zerg is easy to counter I like to use spider mines to get thru the swarms and the vultures for sneak poke attacks

  • @dewwwd3431
    @dewwwd3431 Рік тому +4

    All I have to say is….
    “Meow wow, wow meow wow… underscore..?”
    Also I love that artosis wife hates him so much that she is forcing him to play Starcraft

  • @smugshrug
    @smugshrug Рік тому +22

    It's incredible that no matter how old he gets his negative attitude and toxicity never improves.

    • @jennyxie5382
      @jennyxie5382 Рік тому +7

      But this is what we are here for 😅.

    • @pointlessmanatee
      @pointlessmanatee Рік тому +2

      why would they change? he's running on habit.

  • @TheOldWhovian
    @TheOldWhovian Рік тому +8

    META - Most Effective Tactics Available. META Abuser - Someone that "abuses" playing the game effectively.

    • @lukelaser5397
      @lukelaser5397 3 місяці тому

      Lol u mean cheese, rush etc? Nah man you morons can keep this trash game and sc2. There is a reason rts games are dying out. It's stupid shit like this.

  • @JohnnyDarko01
    @JohnnyDarko01 11 місяців тому +1

    GOD DAMNIT!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!

  • @Jose-xm3tq
    @Jose-xm3tq Рік тому

    16:20
    This while bit
    LOL

  • @cozos
    @cozos Рік тому +6

    meow wow

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 місяців тому +1

      Woow underscore

  • @henriquegaby3538
    @henriquegaby3538 Рік тому +4

    Artosis the lactose intolerant terran

  • @commandertex4389
    @commandertex4389 Рік тому +1

    I do feel bad for arty. Starcraft is amazing and to never get opponents if equal skill would suck. It is halarious tho

  • @taylorjensen2787
    @taylorjensen2787 Рік тому

    Come for the Rage.
    Stay for the RAGEEEE!!!!

  • @mjolnir9421
    @mjolnir9421 Рік тому +3

    time to find a new RTS my guy... this isnt healthy at this point tbh

  • @De_Nome
    @De_Nome Рік тому +1

    Protoss casually attacks Terran
    Artosis: fuxxin all in!

  • @SwatyChopsuey
    @SwatyChopsuey Рік тому +2

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GAD DAMMIT

  • @ZER0-C00L
    @ZER0-C00L Рік тому +1

    4:20 😂 5:55 🤣 15:25 😅

  • @basimaziz
    @basimaziz Рік тому +2

    Man... Hang in there Artosis.

  • @swordre5805
    @swordre5805 Рік тому +6

    Is there any terran streamer that rage like arti?

  • @goldenmilkpudding8743
    @goldenmilkpudding8743 Рік тому +3

    QQ so much water from those tears

  • @luckyluc9972
    @luckyluc9972 Рік тому +2

    Is it an all in if they have more bases?

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical 9 місяців тому

    It's weird that pros even play on smurf accounts. You'd think they'd be the last people to bother.

  • @raptorsan85
    @raptorsan85 4 місяці тому

    Harry Dean Stanton

  • @markjones3809
    @markjones3809 Рік тому

    GOD DAMN IT

  • @rfenyxzhen5823
    @rfenyxzhen5823 Рік тому

    this made me want ice cream. idk why.

    • @dioc60
      @dioc60 5 місяців тому

      It stops the tears

  • @Gmose869
    @Gmose869 11 місяців тому

    What is the meow wow 😂😂

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 8 місяців тому

    meow wow, underscore??? meow wow, underscore??? meow wow

  • @bobbybkh1471
    @bobbybkh1471 Рік тому

    8:59 "It's so gross, it's so gross."
    I do not understand???

  • @chinchilla415
    @chinchilla415 Рік тому +7

    I'm not too familiar with competitive Starcraft but maybe a guy in the chat can help me here. If you have been playing, streaming, and commentating on a game for 25 years, wouldn't be very familiar with cheeses & pushes by now? And learning to handle and cope with them?

    • @SPQR_14
      @SPQR_14 Рік тому +5

      The thing about Elo/MMR based games, you will always reach your skill level rank, and then you will always be stuck in a perpetual ~50% winrate. Even if he learned to beat all these cheeses and pushes, he would just face a new set of challenges with a higher MMR. The only people who can enjoy dominating opponents are the literal top players in the world.

    • @EdReed-r8n
      @EdReed-r8n 6 місяців тому

      @@SPQR_14 so the system works correctly then?

    • @SPQR_14
      @SPQR_14 6 місяців тому

      @@EdReed-r8n Sure, the point is that "being better" doesn't mean "winning more games." You will always lose 50% of games, unless you become a top pro.

  • @AlexLopez-pk3ix
    @AlexLopez-pk3ix Рік тому

    Bro I've been that tilted on league it's comedy

  • @derkrebskandidat8911
    @derkrebskandidat8911 Рік тому +1

    Einen Kurzen, nach jedem "Fuck" heben und man würde nach der Hälfte des Videos, an ner Alkoholvergiftung sterben^-^

  • @caiofiuzaseixas9027
    @caiofiuzaseixas9027 9 місяців тому

    Only thing i heard was wow_? Meow ow

  • @andrewmenino7676
    @andrewmenino7676 9 місяців тому +1

    I never thought I’d see an adult man be brought to tears over losing to a stranger in a children’s toy

  • @mxecho
    @mxecho Місяць тому

    are you from NJ?, cuz you have the sunny disposition of folk from the garden state.

  • @zer0her058
    @zer0her058 4 місяці тому

    Wow meow wow underscore

  • @nabibobettau
    @nabibobettau Рік тому

    15:44 he's not zelot
    he's an amateur gosu

  • @romanzuna3197
    @romanzuna3197 Рік тому +1

    When people dont play the way you want them to play - cheese

  • @ruskii9931
    @ruskii9931 Рік тому +4

    Lmaooo

  • @Overgis4058
    @Overgis4058 2 місяці тому

    I sympathize with Arty here, I have a buddy that's kind of in this same spot in SC2. Good enough to call the ladder "noob farming" until a pro gets on and then he's the one being farmed.
    I'm sorry there's no way that medics are the dumbest unit in the game when goliaths exist. You can tell your goliaths to go to your main base because you know carriers are headed that way and then they end up somehow all the way at your third walking around confused. Medics are ass but goliaths are 1000x worse. I feel like I have to go valks and gols every time because I'm not fast enough to babysit my goliaths and still do everything I need to do.

  • @AimRobot
    @AimRobot Рік тому

    Play smarter, not harder :D

  • @mistervanderveer
    @mistervanderveer Рік тому +1

    MeowWOW underscOOR.

  • @dioc60
    @dioc60 5 місяців тому

    He was pretty salty this stream 😅😅

  • @SwatyChopsuey
    @SwatyChopsuey Рік тому +1

    Albert Einstein: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

  • @zombieassaultman
    @zombieassaultman Рік тому +2

    wow_?

  • @jeremiahblum7833
    @jeremiahblum7833 4 місяці тому

    Meow wow, underscore?

  • @EvansdiAl
    @EvansdiAl Рік тому

    u stopped uploadin?

  • @raptorsan85
    @raptorsan85 4 місяці тому

    played poker with guys like Artosis...you don't tow the line so they can beat you cause you're doing weird shit that's outside the scope of the norm then they get pissed. Dude if you are my opponent and you get pissed...I'm doing my job

  • @superitgel1
    @superitgel1 Рік тому

    What's this? Artosis is going through midlife crisis 😅😅

  • @JohnnyBoy144
    @JohnnyBoy144 Рік тому +1

    Lol poor artosis. 400 mmr below…. That is some BS tho..

  • @Diablo_Institution
    @Diablo_Institution Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MasterRoshi8974
    @MasterRoshi8974 Рік тому

    Meow wow

  • @Raducu2oo5
    @Raducu2oo5 Рік тому

    9:30 - no skill, but just does a build that can kill good terran players....lmao

  • @GermoDante
    @GermoDante Рік тому

    I know literally jack shit about Starcraft but Meow Wow tho

  • @Karalexia
    @Karalexia Рік тому +1

    Seriously? For all his 'skill', Artosis can't fend off a wave of Zerglings? The most basic Zerg unit? ... And it's the other player that's unskilled!?! XD

  • @budsdamian9337
    @budsdamian9337 10 місяців тому

    Lost to the same guy 3 times in a row omfg no wonder he’s so tilted I’d b losing my mind, so funny he has like no way to beat a Zerg maybe should learn some diff builds like rush wraiths n c if that works instead of always doing same build against the same Zerg guy

  • @st3ppenwolf
    @st3ppenwolf Рік тому +1

    I get that it's funny for a while.. but are you really building your channel on salt?

  • @orbitalstrike
    @orbitalstrike 9 місяців тому

    ahh man, another one. theres no such thing as cheeses or all-ins. there is only Strategy. just because people use strategies that you hate or dont agree with, does not mean its cheese or all in. its a Real Time Strategy game, people do anything to win. simplest explanation.

  • @tragedyofwind
    @tragedyofwind Рік тому +1

    i think SC2 is a better game than SC1.

  • @EvansdiAl
    @EvansdiAl Рік тому +1

    "this guy just clicked made a ton of zerg, it literally takes no skill"
    artosis isn't complaining he is bad, he is complaining people aren't playing like in his childhood, where zerg would come up with different units, like a real army, and he would feel like a real general, fighting like a noble knight commander in a crusade upon the stars. we all want that game where we fight like in cinematics. have u ever seen a sc cinematic doin cheese? nah i didnt think so

    • @EvansdiAl
      @EvansdiAl Рік тому

      he shud play total war where all units are at start n no cheese

    • @bad_ending2024
      @bad_ending2024 Рік тому

      the sc2 protoss prologue cutscene is them literally dropping a proxy pylon to retake aiur

    • @EvansdiAl
      @EvansdiAl Рік тому

      not dropping cheese cannons @@bad_ending2024

  • @justingagnier2871
    @justingagnier2871 3 місяці тому

    S rank keep making new accounts and punish noobs . Wanna talk about frustrating

  • @adamlouis3725
    @adamlouis3725 Рік тому +1

    does no one tell him to scout? his game would improve 50% instantly if he just stopped penny pinching and scouted. i think he does it on purpose to get angry for views when he loses

    • @smugegeez1406
      @smugegeez1406 Рік тому +1

      I think he does it on purpose too. It gets him views and a lot of people who think they’re trolling him by spending $3 dollars per donation to spam tts when he’s raking in at the very least $200 per stream because of it.

    • @2639theboss
      @2639theboss Рік тому

      ​@@smugegeez1406Even if its fake, im not sure who the bigger loser is. The clown, or the people paying the clown.

  • @bahachan
    @bahachan 5 місяців тому +1

    meow wow