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Ranking Anthro Women by Biological Accuracy
Look, this isn't my fault. I have a 1-week upload schedule, that means if I get an idea, and I'm able to flesh it out, I just have to run with it; I think the consistency in uploading that creates is worth it for the inconsistency in direction and unified identity. Plus, this is not out of character for me. Look at the second video on my channel! Okay, technically the third. But I don't count the plastic dinosaur one. Really, you have no one to blame but yourselves.
0:00 Anthro Women Definition
0:53 Biological Accuracy Definition
2:05 Wolf
4:11 Bird
5:23 Gator
6:29 Pterodactylus
7:44 Shark
10:27 Mosquito
11:41 Spider
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Відео

Shavorese (remastered): An infinite conlang.
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It's kind of poetic: I made this to trump all other Cursed Conlangs. Partially, I'll admit, out of annoyance for them. And here it is, in the Cursed Conlang Circus. Three. Cursed Conlangs love to add more complexity. They love to have a bunch of difficult phonemes, and cases, and genders. Shavorese is like that. It is the ultimate such language, because it makes phonemic distinction between eve...
ok but 1 billion lions is a lot of lions
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1 billion. Can you imagine how big that is? It's not a small number. I billion is such an absurd volume, you couldn't fit all of them in London. And London is not a small city. Does that make sense? I don't care, I'm very confident that I'm right. 0:00 Introduction 0:30 One-shot kills 1:39 Power Points 2:49 the One-turn-Kill 3:51 Perish Song and Weather 5:46 the Pokedex 7:45 Ghost-types 8:14 th...
What Species would the Cryptids be?
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Taking a Break from Linguistics, as Zzineohp so often Does, we're Heading over the World of Cryptozoology (which barely Exists), but hey, I thought'd be fun to try and determine, based on actual morphology, which genera align most closely with the established appearance of such Cryptids as: 0:00 Intro (not a Cryptid) 0:33 Bigfoot 1:25 the Loch Ness monster 2:23 the Mothman 4:03 Bunyip 5:25 Chup...
Why is V so much more common than Z?
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In English, the letter V is, like, WAY more common than Z. This despite them being dedicated to the sounds /v/ and /z/, which, frankly are about evenly matched. This, naturally owes itself to the French, who created English's spelling system from out of their own. And to explain why, we need to explain every single language and how they invented the sound and letter v, f, s, and z. For real? No...
So you think YOU know the Worst Latin Name?
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SURVEY forms.gle/BGdm4Tbsd97zBZZ9A (It says you need to be signed it, that's just so you can't vote multiple times and ruin the methodology. I'm not collecting your data or anything.) So, you think you? can do better than me? Yeah right, dude. Fat chance! There's simply no way that happens. I mean, that would just be absurd! You guys ca't do anything right. And that's why I've come here to revi...
The Most Overrated Animal
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Mantis Shrimps. Don't you love them? They can probably see infinity colors. Oh what's that? Humans can do that too? well, they can punch things. Can humans do that? Didn't think so. The last time I tried to break open a clam, my arms fell off. And so can you-just watch the free video: bit.ly/throbber69 0:00 Introduction 0:24 the Punch 0:58 Stabby Shrimps 1:53 Predators of the Shrimp 2:37 Slow S...
The Hunt for the Worst Latin Name
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Just watch the intro. Animals have names (in Latin) but there's a lot of them, and some are bad as a result. Here they are. Sources: doi.org/10.1016/j.jcz.2020.03.010 www.nytimes.com/2016/07/13/world/asia/china-beetle-xi-jinping.html doi.org/10.11646/zootaxa.4126.2.9 0:00 Introduction 0:18 Mockable Animals 1:11 Phallic Names 2:01 Yonic Names 2:51 Dinosaurs 4:45 Controversial Celebrities 6:18 th...
I've made a worse version of English
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To be honest, I'm not 100% convinced that the spelling is even that bad. Sure, it doesn't correspond to the pronunciation, but I doubt most people's experience with languages is "Ah, according to the precise spelling rule of this language, I can determine this word to be pronounced using the phonemes-" At least for me, it was more of a "Oh, how do you pronounce this word? Alright, I'll remember...
How do you become an Alpha Male?
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Fake alpha gurus will tell you to "be well-dressed!" "present yourself confidently!" "be assertive!" If you're not out there, fighting other dudes, claiming women as your property, and doing whatever it takes to guaranteed the survival of your gene pool, then you're not a real alpha. I am a real alpha. Do you know how uncomfortable that skirt was? I had to give myself gender dysphoria for a vid...
10 Linguistics Videos at Once
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In this Video, Zzineohp tests out a new way of editing videos: poorly. I didn't put much heart or soul into this video, and it probably won't be very good. Maybe I should rethink the strategy of weekly uploads; either that or find some new ideas. But like I said, the show must go on. Actually, I don't think I did say that. Well, I probably said it at SOME point in my life. 0:00 Introduction 0:1...
Kakallian: a Bird Conlang from the World of Shavor
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oOOOOOooo so you guys think you can do better than me? I doubt it. I DOUBT IT! Actually just show up. You won't. Y'all need to start fearing me, otherwise bad things are gonna start happening. In this episode, Zzineohp expands on his Phonology of birds, by engaging in the Morphology of birds, and the nitty-gritty of phonology as it applies to linguistics, rather than the raw analysis of sounds....
The IPA has FAILED (at broad transcription)
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Not too fond of the IPA. I think I articulated my points well enough this time around. The symbols we use for phonemes are arbitrary, and there are two schools of thought: give people a vague idea, and try to convey the actual complexity. I just think it's better to open the door to non-linguists. 0:00 Introduction 0:21 the Realization Machine 1:30 Changing the Symbol doesn't fix anything 2:05 ...
The IPA for other Animals.
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Zzineohp does whatever he wants. He doesn't care about the views, he wants to make a video about Bioacoustics, and so he makes. However, he concedes that he only put in the word "IPA" in this video's title because he knows you Linguists are drawn to the IPA, like a bloated horsefly is drawn to the rotting flesh of a squirrel's carcass. Hope you enjoy! 0:00 Introduction 0:16 Pigs 1:59 Crocodiles...
The IPA for other Vertebrates.
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I was inspired by a series EtymologyNerd ran early on his channel-he would take an animal, and make a constructed language, attempting to mimic the sound animals use to communicate. But I always wondered-what would animals actually sound like, using the human system of places of articulation? So, what's up? 0:00 Introduction 0:33 Humans 2:42 Chimpanzee 3:53 Bear 4:33 Bird 6:36 Lizard 8:30 Frog ...
Tones? In MY Indo-European language?
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Tones? In MY Indo-European language?
"Bad" Grammar and "Good" Flags
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"Bad" Grammar and "Good" Flags
E(n)tymology 2: Every Type of Insect Explained in 20 minutes
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E(n)tymology 2: Every Type of Insect Explained in 20 minutes
E(n)tymology: Every Type of Insect Explained in 20 minutes
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E(n)tymology: Every Type of Insect Explained in 20 minutes
Chinese Characters are AWESOME and we should use them for English
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Chinese Characters are AWESOME and we should use them for English
Who was the Last Roman Emperor?
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Who was the Last Roman Emperor?
Prosian: How to make an Indo-European language
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Prosian: How to make an Indo-European language
How Many Sexes Are There?
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How Many Sexes Are There?
All of Proto-Indo-European in less than 12 minutes
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All of Proto-Indo-European in less than 12 minutes
is a Tomato a Fruit?
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is a Tomato a Fruit?
(Outdated) Shavorese: A 4D conlang of infinite complexity.
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(Outdated) Shavorese: A 4D conlang of infinite complexity.
on Echinoderms and the Nature of Organ Systems
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on Echinoderms and the Nature of Organ Systems
the Evolutionary History of the Heart
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the Evolutionary History of the Heart
Aspiration and De-Aspiration in English
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Aspiration and De-Aspiration in English
The IPA has failed and should be retired.
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The IPA has failed and should be retired.

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @TenorCantusFirmus
    @TenorCantusFirmus 2 години тому

    Looks like a fusion of Greek and Slavic, pronounced something like a fusion of Sanskrit and Norse. Guess if the point was making a Indoeuropean Conlang, it has worked.

  • @ThanaweeThampuek
    @ThanaweeThampuek 5 годин тому

    i agree with @gtc239 but the spreadsheet made my eyes go dizzy, so just change the word into blank if it doesn't affected by the rules i challenge you to apply these rules to the IE vocab. in wikipedia's page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-European_vocabulary

  • @azuresiren5846
    @azuresiren5846 День тому

    part 2?

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie День тому

    It's in my dialect... you're just yet another naysayer who found some rand bs on the internet and made a shorts...

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 2 дні тому

    FINALLY someone says it!

  • @justsomeguy5628
    @justsomeguy5628 2 дні тому

    What type of homo is he? Sexual, and he is TAKEN.

  • @20firebird
    @20firebird 3 дні тому

    5:32 "if you accept the definition of a word as some letters surrounded by a gap..." nice tom scott reference. you even got xnopyt in there!

  • @benjones4491
    @benjones4491 3 дні тому

    Spectrovenator robbed 😞

  • @joshcortezmusic8697
    @joshcortezmusic8697 3 дні тому

    11:49 femboy, hehe

  • @zagle1772
    @zagle1772 3 дні тому

    "and that's why it's called the birds and the bees" "no it's not"

  • @SamuelChristopherMusic
    @SamuelChristopherMusic 3 дні тому

    LEGO CHIMA MENTIONED 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

  • @glizzygoat
    @glizzygoat 4 дні тому

    this is the hardest youtube video i have ever watched

  • @granienasniadanie8322
    @granienasniadanie8322 4 дні тому

    1:18 "Sarna" means deer not cattle!!

  • @nicholaslemosdecarvalho5328
    @nicholaslemosdecarvalho5328 4 дні тому

    I could watch like an hour of this stuff

  • @LunarSilly-wc7uy
    @LunarSilly-wc7uy 5 днів тому

    holy yap

  • @wynnexed
    @wynnexed 5 днів тому

    oh this one is fantastic. this one will appear in my nightmares and it will not leave. i welcome the horrors.

  • @StarTheThing
    @StarTheThing 5 днів тому

    cool

  • @Kowalski_at-Bayern
    @Kowalski_at-Bayern 5 днів тому

    The thumbnail message is inspiring

  • @superkobster
    @superkobster 5 днів тому

    blacked out three times and threw up eight times during this video 🔥🔥🔥

  • @dan_asd
    @dan_asd 5 днів тому

    The immense contrast between the effort put into the proto indo european phonological evolution and Tonesian, Snowsian, adn Flowsian should be its own type of phonemic contrast

  • @LarkeyFactorial
    @LarkeyFactorial 6 днів тому

    I HAVE THAT MAP !🤑🤑

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 6 днів тому

    Forgot what it was but there’s some animal named after darth vader. The scientist who discovered it was an absolute reddit tard

  • @TalpaTulpa
    @TalpaTulpa 6 днів тому

    GREAT VIDEO PHOENIX! (I’m not spelling that right)

  • @Argiebee_
    @Argiebee_ 6 днів тому

    Helloova boss

  • @Norbertsutekman
    @Norbertsutekman 6 днів тому

    1:11 "Sarna" in fact does not mean "Cow" in polish, it means a female deer, roe.

  • @kuutti256
    @kuutti256 6 днів тому

    4:17 I believe you wrote voiceless /n̥/ instead of syllabic /n̩/.

  • @servantofaeie1569
    @servantofaeie1569 7 днів тому

    I actually learned something new from this video! The ablaut specifically I'm definitely on team "regular dorsals" were actually uvular and also on team "voiced unaspirates" were ejectives and voiceless plosives were aspirated like their voiced counterparts. So Armenian and Germanic are actually a bit conservative while everyone else changed.

  • @wsurviver8376
    @wsurviver8376 7 днів тому

    Game accurate Pokemon lions win lore accurate Pokemon if I remember correctly their are several legendarys that could just destroy the world if they feel like it and theirs no ten year olds with master balls nearby (and this is just Lions and Pokemon no master balls)

  • @Columbine621
    @Columbine621 7 днів тому

    So when are you rating feral characters based off of human biology? :3

  • @opalophelia1274
    @opalophelia1274 7 днів тому

    I learned more in this than my biology class

  • @turkishmappingtheturkishguy
    @turkishmappingtheturkishguy 7 днів тому

    at least quagga quagga wasn't mentioned even though quagga is an extinct animal that resembles a zebra but there's a species of zebra called a quagga. wth

  • @ryanalegre6910
    @ryanalegre6910 8 днів тому

    4:11 The Chozo from Metroid: *Are we a joke you you?*

  • @xxfalconarasxx5659
    @xxfalconarasxx5659 8 днів тому

    Cows don't have horns? My guy, have you ever seen a cow before? Baryonyx having feathers actually might be debatable. We don't really have any integumentary samples, but most scientists lean on them being fully scaled, due to their semiaquatic nature. The fact the alleged "femboy" spider lacks palpal bulbs would imply it's a female, and not actually a femboy.

  • @LuluTheCorgi
    @LuluTheCorgi 8 днів тому

    Yeah i think about lunas feet alot too What

  • @mintyvixfucks
    @mintyvixfucks 8 днів тому

    i love pie

  • @myname-jh9po
    @myname-jh9po 8 днів тому

    i'm cooked

  • @aragzathothshisen-z4740
    @aragzathothshisen-z4740 8 днів тому

    i might be a furry

  • @jackthompson4350
    @jackthompson4350 8 днів тому

    You got the wrong flag for English

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu 8 днів тому

    A problem with having voicing and breath force as independent axis is that at very low breath forces you have too little airflow to achieve high degrees of voicing on the vocal chords, like some of the free phonemes shown here demand. In other words, whoops your conlang somehow includes voiced ejectives!

  • @T-34_568
    @T-34_568 8 днів тому

    Now for the spider perhaps he wears shorts that has a zipper

  • @returnofthejoe2285
    @returnofthejoe2285 8 днів тому

    Why am I watching this. He is too knowledgable.

  • @postaldude6090
    @postaldude6090 8 днів тому

    i have rediscovered a type of video i thought was long lost. thank you for bringing back the guy rants about something that you never ever thought about up until this point genre, this is actually quite nostalgic

  • @karigrandii
    @karigrandii 8 днів тому

    You forgot to mention lig masugandis

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 9 днів тому

    Imma guess the shorts have buttons on the back to close up over where the body attaches.

  • @Terrinox
    @Terrinox 9 днів тому

    It's not something really worth of a title but Orcas' latin name is Orcinus Orca, don't know if it translates to something

  • @justananonymousperson7011
    @justananonymousperson7011 9 днів тому

    You should rate Florence Ambrose from the webcomic 'Freefall'

  • @slimeinc.3822
    @slimeinc.3822 9 днів тому

    "labia minora" killed me then "aha ha" got me even better

  • @stephenkramer7157
    @stephenkramer7157 10 днів тому

    An insanely phonological theory that led to very on brand phonological praxis!

  • @maggielouise7289
    @maggielouise7289 10 днів тому

    2:19 New fanta flavor just dropped