Absolutely - Really Very Bad Swimmers Indeed

Six swimmers, all terribly bad for different reasons, compete to see who is the greatest, really bad, swimmer indeed...
This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes:
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I do not own this programme - this video is solely to promote the series and the actors and writers who star in the clip.

[@GirGir183]

Very Pythonesque, this one. The silly Olympics.

[@lamborgenie6923]

You can swim faster than that without using your arms

[@Liuhuayue]

Those are some sad handicaps. I think the second or first may have won, if they only stuck it out.

[@tvbNEWSreporter]

haha

[@phamkhue3251]

These people do not know how to swim can you put your head down?